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Why would you do something crazy on your first date "Crazy Guy"

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00:00Hello?

00:01Hi, is Nicole there?

00:03Yes, this is Nicole.

00:04Hey, Nicole, how are you? My name is Jubal, and I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

00:09Okay. How can I help you?

00:11Well, I'm calling you today because we recently got an email into our show from somebody who's trying to get a hold of you.

00:17Someone trying to get a hold of me?

00:19Yeah. Apparently they've tried to call you a bunch, and you're not responding to them, so they asked if maybe we could get you on the phone.

00:25Oh. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm a little confused.

00:28It's a segment that we do on our show called The Second Date. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened.

00:37Oh, geez.

00:39So the guy's name is Ed, and you know Ed from your rock climbing group?

00:42Oh, my God. Yeah, I do. I know him.

00:46Well, Ed emailed us because he said that when you guys were supposed to go out, you ended up saying you had to rain check it to help your friend out with a flat tire, but since then you haven't talked to him or even shown up to the rock climbing group.

00:57He's given you a lot of information. What else did he tell you? God.

01:01That's pretty much it. He just told us that you guys met at class and we're supposed to go out, and then he thinks you made up an excuse.

01:08I did, but I think he's leaving out a big part of the story.

01:12Really?

01:12He did.

01:12He did something weird, didn't he? I know he did something weird at your house.

01:16I'd definitely classify it as weird, yeah.

01:18Okay, so what happened?

01:20Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.

01:22Is it like...

01:23What?

01:24What did Ed tell you about our date?

01:27He said that you guys were at your rock climbing class, and then after you were supposed to go somewhere, so you went back to your house to shower, and then you got out of the shower and said that your friend had a flat tire that you had to go help her, and then that was it.

01:39Okay, well, there's definitely a part left out of that story.

01:44I was in the shower. I took a shower first, and I hear a knock on the door, and he yells to the door, hey, do you have another bathroom?

01:52And I'm like, no, sorry, give me two minutes, I'll be right out.

01:56So I finish showering quickly, and I come out of the bathroom, and I'm like, okay, it's ready now, and he's like, great, thanks.

02:02So he's showering, and I'm just waiting for him.

02:04I get dressed, I get ready, put some makeup on, and I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, and I'm smelling something weird at the sink.

02:12So I investigated, and I put my nose closer to the sink, and I'm smelling urine coming from my sink.

02:19You smell pee in your sink?

02:22Yeah, like really strong, really strong, no mistaking.

02:26Are you saying that you think he peed in your sink?

02:29Absolutely.

02:29I mean, why would he knock on the door, ask me if I have a bathroom, and then mysteriously, my sink smells like pee?

02:35Oh, my God.

02:36Do you think he had to go so bad that he urinated in your kitchen sink?

02:40I don't think anybody has to go that bad that they have to urinate in someone's sink that has dishes in it.

02:45Oh, and I think it had dishes in it, too.

02:47He didn't even move them out if he was going to do that?

02:49Did you ask him about this?

02:51No, I mean, I was, he obviously did it, and I'm like gagging.

02:55I had to get out of this, so I gave up an excuse that a friend needed my help.

02:59Are you sure you didn't have, like, anything in your sink that could have smelled like urine,

03:03and you just didn't remember, like, old food or something?

03:06I'm absolutely sure.

03:07Water glasses do not smell like urine.

03:10That is crazy.

03:11Why would you do that?

03:12Well, I guess that's understandable, then, why you don't want to call him back if you think that he peed in your sink.

03:15It's so disgusting.

03:17I mean, really?

03:18But why wouldn't you just tell him?

03:19Why do you make up the excuse of rain checking?

03:21Like, it'd be embarrassing to him, not to you.

03:23I just wanted to get him the f*** out of my house, and I'm never going to see this guy again, so why did it matter?

03:29Well, unfortunately for you, you are going to talk to him again, because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now.

03:35Nicole, look, I don't know what you thought you smelled, but I did not pee in your sink.

03:40There's no way.

03:42Ed, it is unmistakable.

03:44There's no one else there.

03:46I mean, do you have a cat?

03:47I mean, maybe the cat went in there.

03:50I don't have a cat.

03:51Why would I do that?

03:53I don't know, but one plus one equals two.

03:56You ask if I have another bathroom, and then suddenly my sink smells like pee.

03:59Well, you know what, Nicole, I don't know what else to say.

04:02I mean, like, maybe someone else peed in your sink, because, I mean, it wasn't me, Nicole.

04:06It's been happening a lot.

04:06There's been a rash of people just breaking into places and peeing in sinks.

04:09And then leaving.

04:10Yeah.

04:10So, you're trying to tell me that in the two minutes that I was in the shower, someone knocked on the door and said,

04:15I have to pee really bad, and you were like, hey, why don't you pee in this girl's sink?

04:18No, no, I mean, I didn't see anybody.

04:22But, I mean, like, you know, maybe, like, during the day or something, somebody peed there.

04:26I mean...

04:27Ed, come on.

04:28You have to stop with the bulls**t.

04:29Just be a man and fess up.

04:31I mean, I don't have a roommate.

04:32I don't have a cat.

04:33No one pee-burgled me.

04:35I don't have you.

04:36So, just admit it.

04:37I mean, come on.

04:42Well, okay, so I went a little, but...

04:44Oh, my gosh, Ed!

04:46Why wouldn't you go outside?

04:48You're a dude, man!

04:50It doesn't matter if it's a little or a lot.

04:52Like, any amount of pee in my sink is not okay.

04:55And I ran the hot water after.

04:56Look, I mean, I'm really sorry, but it was a lot longer than two minutes, you know, Nicole.

05:01There were dishes in my sink.

05:02Look, you know, I don't know if this makes it any better or whatever, but, like, I didn't pee on your water glass.

05:08Like, I moved it to the side and then moved it back.

05:11But, I mean, I didn't pee on it.

05:14The sink still smells like pee and then you put the dishes back in it and it's, like, splashed all over them.

05:19Well, I mean, I figured you might notice that the dishes were moved.

05:22That is so gross, Ed.

05:24What was going through your head that said sink?

05:26Sink is the best option right now.

05:28You have to pee.

05:29Look, I mean, you know, you can sit there and judge, but, I mean, like, you don't know what I was going through.

05:32At the time, like, I had two big bottles of Gatorade on the way over there and she doesn't have anywhere else to go.

05:39I mean, she doesn't have any plants or anything like that.

05:41I mean, who doesn't have plants in her house?

05:43Come on.

05:44If it were my place, I'd prefer you to use the sink over paying in my plants, but that's just me.

05:48You are so disgusting.

05:51I cannot believe this really happened.

05:54I didn't know what else to do.

05:56I mean, there was a lot of pressure going on there.

06:00You're going to wait two minutes.

06:01You're a grown man.

06:02It was longer than two minutes, Nicole.

06:06Look, I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I peed in your sink, and I'm sorry that I peed in your sink, but I really like you, you know, and I was having a good time, and you did say that you wanted a rain check, so I am hoping that you'll give me a second chance.

06:21Hey, Nicole, would you like to go out with Ed again?

06:22We'll pay for a second date.

06:24Yeah.

06:25No way.

06:26Not a chance.

06:27Nicole, we're going to pay for it.

06:28Yeah.

06:28See?

06:29Neither one of you have to come out of your pockets at all.

06:31We'll pay for the date, Nicole.

06:32I don't think that's a big sell, Ed.

06:33No.

06:34It's not.

06:35It's so disgusting.

06:36I can't even look at you.

06:37Oh.

06:38Come on.

06:39I mean, like, I'm sure if you could, like, put yourself in this situation, like, what would you do?

06:44I mean, maybe you would go in the sink, too.

06:46You're just gross.

06:47There's no way in hell we're going out on a second date, any date, first date.

06:52All right.

06:52Well, thank you, Nicole.

06:53I appreciate your time.

06:55Yeah.

06:55And, Ed, I hope you learned a lesson about peeing in people's sinks.

06:59I can't believe that has to be a lesson someone learns.

07:01Have we learned it?

07:02Yeah, yeah, I've learned it.

07:04All right, good.

07:04That's good.

07:05Yep, no more peeing in people's sinks.

07:07You know, for the record, guys, like, this is probably the first time this has ever really happened.

07:11It's probably the first.

07:12You're not even sure if it's the first time.

07:14You're not even sure if it's the first time this is going to be the first time this is going to be the first time this is going to be the last time.

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