- 6/20/2025
He did something beyond disgusting
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00:00The guy on the phone for a second date update today thinks he's not getting a call back because of what he chose to eat for dinner.
00:06What?
00:06And let me tell you, when you guys hear what he ate for dinner, you're going to agree because it's crazy.
00:11What are you talking about?
00:12I can't believe that he would actually do this on a date.
00:17It's nuts. Out of control, I think, actually.
00:20I think it's going to blow my mind here in a second.
00:22His name is Kyle. Kyle, how are you?
00:24I'm doing all right. I don't think what I ate on the date was that crazy.
00:27Hey, hey, before we get into your crazy dinner choice, I first want to know how you met the girl that you went out with.
00:35So I met this girl named Lena at the local bar that I go to.
00:40And I was sitting down at the end of the bar, and there was this table.
00:43There were like three girls there.
00:45And I was actually kind of trying to make eyes at one of Lena's friends.
00:49But as I walked over, Lena thought that I had been making eyes at her.
00:55And she was really cute.
00:58But when I walked up to the table, she looked at me and goes, go ahead, give me your cheesy pickup line.
01:02Are you serious?
01:03I mean, were you excited about that?
01:04Or were you like awkward?
01:06How do I let her know that I'm actually trying to hit on her friend?
01:09I actually really kind of like that she just immediately kind of punched me in the nose.
01:14Like, I like the kind of challenges.
01:16It doesn't just – that tells you there's something special about it.
01:19That should have been your cheesy pickup line.
01:21You should have been like, actually, I was wondering if your friend is single.
01:25So you walked over there to talk to one of her friends, and she talked to you first.
01:29And then you were – I mean, I guess not stuck talking to her because you seemed like you like her enough to do a second date update.
01:34But you just had to switch your game up and start talking to her.
01:37I just had to switch it up just a little bit.
01:39And, you know, my pickup line was, huh?
01:44I mean, that was my response.
01:46Smooth.
01:47Yeah, really smooth.
01:48Did you guys end up going out, or did you just hang out that night?
01:51We had one drink together, and she was just really cool.
01:55I had to go meet my parents for dinner.
01:58And so I gave her my number, and she actually called me.
02:02Okay.
02:02Wow.
02:03I like this girl.
02:04She's really forward.
02:05Yeah, that's awesome.
02:06She was really cool.
02:07And, I mean, dinner was awesome.
02:09Like, I picked her up for dinner, took her out to a nice restaurant.
02:11I wanted to, you know, impress her.
02:13I really thought there could potentially be something there.
02:17Yeah, let's talk about the dinner for a second because your email said that you think the item that you chose to eat might be scaring her off.
02:23And after reading your email, I've got to say, I agree wholeheartedly, you mad man.
02:27What did you order?
02:29This is killing me because I can't imagine ever not calling a guy over what he ate.
02:34I just ordered a salad.
02:36That's what I'm talking about.
02:37But wait, like a dinner salad or like a side salad or like a meal salad?
02:43It doesn't matter.
02:43There's a big difference.
02:44It doesn't really matter.
02:47The point is, Kyle, why do you think ordering a salad is not getting you a callback?
02:52Well, I mean, some girls that I've been on dates with have seemed offended that at dinner I only ordered like a small salad.
02:58Really?
02:58I mean, I tell them they can eat whatever they want, but I'm only going to order a small salad.
03:03And sometimes in the past, girls have seemed offended by it.
03:06I could see, you know, I could honestly see, I would feel like you were judging me for what I was eating, especially if you added the line, you can eat whatever you want.
03:15But I am diet conscious.
03:16I am going to order a salad.
03:19I could see that.
03:19I mean, it sounds kind of pretentious almost.
03:22But like, I really don't care what they eat.
03:25I just, I try to treat my body well.
03:27And so, I mean, that's...
03:29Okay, see, now you are sounding pretentious like, yeah, you can go ahead and order some sort of fried something.
03:36I don't put anything like that in my body.
03:39Is that the way you posed it to her?
03:42No, that's not the way that...
03:43I mean, like, when I told her, she seemed surprised but not put out.
03:46So, I can't imagine that that's the way it came out of my mouth.
03:49But couldn't you...
03:50I mean, if this honestly has been a problem for you in the past, can't you just make an exception for one date night to maybe get, oh, crazy chicken or something?
03:58No, like, I only eat salads for dinner.
04:01That is all that I eat.
04:02Why?
04:03My body is a temple.
04:04I work incredibly hard to make sure that I stay in good shape.
04:08I feed myself well.
04:10I take vitamins.
04:11I exercise.
04:12I want to make sure that my body is in the best possible shape.
04:16Hearing you say this, did you harp on that the whole time?
04:18No.
04:19I mean, like, we talked about her dog.
04:21We talked about my family.
04:23I mean, we had...
04:24You know, we had it.
04:25She seemed a little surprised, not put out, like I said.
04:27And then, from there, conversation went very well.
04:31Can I ask...
04:31I think it's important to know, what did she order for dinner?
04:34If you only had a little tiny salad?
04:37She ordered a steak.
04:38Okay.
04:39So maybe she wasn't put out by it.
04:40Maybe she didn't care what you ate at all.
04:42When the steak came out, like, I even, like, to reinforce that it was an okay decision.
04:46I said, good for you.
04:46That's...
04:47I really didn't care what she ordered.
04:48I told her, I was like, that steak looks really hearty.
04:51No, that is not.
04:52Hey, that's a hefty meal you got there, lady.
04:54Good work.
04:54Look, that's like when my dad, growing up, would tell me I'm good German working stock,
04:59and I was built to carry heavy things.
05:00You know, they're just not things that you want to hear.
05:03So how did she react after you told her that her meal was hearty?
05:07She dug in immediately and cleaned her plate.
05:10Okay.
05:10So it doesn't seem like the food thing bothered her that much, but that's...
05:13Either that or she was doing it out of spite.
05:15Guys, I don't think it was contentious, like you're kind of making it out to be.
05:19I mean, she got to eat what she wanted.
05:20I got to eat what I wanted.
05:22Okay.
05:22And, yeah.
05:23Did you guys kiss at the end of the night?
05:26So at the end of the night, drove her home, and I'd been working up the courage all night
05:30to kiss her, and she looked at me.
05:33We made eye contact, and I leaned in to kiss her, and she turned her head and gave me a
05:37hug, and I ended up like almost kissing her ear.
05:40Oh, no.
05:41I think it was just a miscommunication.
05:43I mean, it was a little awkward, but I mean, it was the first date.
05:45I understand.
05:46I did think that I would get a kiss.
05:48It had gone well, but I called her.
05:51I sent her a text, and I was looking to you guys for some help.
05:55Okay.
05:55Well, we'll play a song.
05:56Come back.
05:57Call her and get your second date update, okay?
05:59Sounds good.
06:00All right, man.
06:00Hold on.
06:01Hello.
06:0392.5.
06:05Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
06:07Second date update.
06:08If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, I'll do something I don't normally
06:12do at the beginning of these.
06:13I'll go ahead and act out the first date.
06:15What?
06:16Oh, really?
06:16That this guy went on.
06:17Yeah.
06:17Kyle is on the phone with us, and he wants us to call a girl named Lena today.
06:20I'll go ahead and act out their first date.
06:22They were sitting there at the table, and here's what happened.
06:24The waiter came up and asked what they would have to eat.
06:26And Kyle said, I'll just have a little salad.
06:30Can I have a tiny little salad?
06:32And maybe just some locale dressing on the side.
06:35I might just dip my fork in it so there's a little bit of dressing on just each bite,
06:39but I'm not going to have too much dressing.
06:42And my sweet love, Lena, over there, what would you like?
06:45And Lena was like, I'll have a steak.
06:48I want a big steak.
06:51And make it as rare as possible, please.
06:55I want to hear that thing moo on my plate, because I like steak.
07:01Kyle, would you say that's a good representation of your date?
07:03It's a funny representation of your what happened.
07:08I'm surprised you didn't say uncanny.
07:10Kyle is on the phone.
07:12He wants to call Lena.
07:13He thinks the reason she's not calling him back is because he only had a salad on their date,
07:17and she ate a steak.
07:18And at one point, he said to her, hey, don't worry about eating that steak.
07:21That's a hearty little meal you got there, which could be taken the wrong way.
07:25But he said the date was good.
07:27It ended with an awkward moment where he tried to give her a kiss, and she gave him a hug.
07:31And she hasn't talked to him ever since.
07:33Kyle, we're about to call her.
07:34Any last words?
07:35I would just like the chance to explain it and see if she'd be willing to go out on another date.
07:40Maybe I could take her out.
07:42I mean, I could have tea.
07:43She could have coffee or whatever she wants.
07:44I'll have a coffee and a steak.
07:48I'm a hard-eating lady.
07:51I feel like you should just skip any food dates from now on.
07:54Like, go for a hike or something.
07:56I hope when she picks up, that's literally what she sounds like.
07:58Hello?
07:59This is Lena.
08:00All right, I'm going to dollar phone number right now.
08:03Here we go, Kyle.
08:04You guys are really funny.
08:06Yeah, all right.
08:07Here we go, man.
08:16Hello?
08:17Hi, I was trying to get a hold of Lena.
08:19Yeah, this is she.
08:20Hey, Lena, how are you?
08:21My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
08:25Okay.
08:27Um, why are you calling me?
08:30Well, I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners,
08:34and he actually emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone.
08:38Wait, you're a radio station?
08:41Yes.
08:42You work for a radio station?
08:43No, I am the radio station.
08:45You are at the radio station.
08:46Yes.
08:47Um, we do a segment.
08:48Are you being serious?
08:49Yeah, I am.
08:49We do a segment on our show.
08:50So, it's called the second date update.
08:52Kyle told us that he went on a date with you, and he would love to see you again, except
08:56you're not answering any of his phone calls or text messages.
09:00Okay.
09:01So, he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out if something went wrong.
09:06It's like a real thing.
09:08Like, people call in.
09:09Yeah.
09:09It sounds dumb.
09:11It's very real.
09:12It happens all the time.
09:13It's like you're really a radio station.
09:14This is like a real thing.
09:15I promise.
09:17I'm just calling on behalf of Kyle.
09:18He wants to know what happened.
09:19Um, yeah, he's, um, he's, he's nice.
09:24Yeah, I...
09:25Okay.
09:26What a rave review.
09:27Sounds like you're dodging the question quite a bit there.
09:30I, I, I don't know what you want me to say.
09:33I don't, I don't know.
09:35What did he tell you?
09:36He told us that he met you at a bar, and you guys went out for dinner.
09:40He said that he thinks you're not calling him back because he only ate a salad on your
09:43date.
09:44I thought that was stupid, but...
09:46Oh, that's, that's really endearing, actually.
09:52Um...
09:52Was he condescending to you about, like, you eating your steak, your hearty choice?
09:57He told you I ordered a steak?
09:59Yeah.
09:59Yeah, he did.
10:00It was really detailed.
10:01This was kind of intimate.
10:02Were you guys, like...
10:03Well, we talked to him, we talked to him for a while.
10:05We had secret cameras set up.
10:06And he said he thinks the reason you're not calling him back is because he ordered a salad
10:10and you ate a steak, and you might have thought that that was kind of weird and judgy of him.
10:14I had high hopes for this one.
10:15You know, we met at a bar and he was a perfect gentleman and seemed really sweet, and we got
10:20along great.
10:22He seemed totally normal.
10:25He seemed, which means he wasn't totally normal.
10:27Yeah, it's always the ones that seem normal that are the weirdos.
10:32I don't know if that's...
10:33So what did he do that was so weird?
10:36He just did something, like, throughout the whole night, actually, that was just totally
10:42grossed me out, to be honest.
10:43He did something that was nasty?
10:46Yeah, it was nasty, like, beyond gross.
10:48It was, it totally disgusted me.
10:50What was he doing?
10:52This happened, like, three or four times, but throughout dinner, the whole evening, he would
10:57just casually, ugh, excuse me, talking about it, he would just, like, casually take out
11:03his car keys and dig around in his ear and pull out, like, a wad of earwax.
11:09Shut up!
11:11Did you just say what I think?
11:12You said that is so gross!
11:14He did that, like, three or four times, and I'm just sitting across from him, like, he
11:19didn't even flinch, like, not even, like, batted an eye that that was unusual.
11:23It was so weird.
11:24Like, talking to you the whole time while he's cleaning out his ears or something?
11:27No!
11:28It was casual, like, just, like, continuing conversation, like, nothing was wrong or weird
11:33or strange about the fact that he was, like, rooting around in his ear for, like, some
11:38magical nug of earwax.
11:40How did you not, how did you not say anything to him?
11:43I mean, like, I could see, like, maybe one or two times and you're shocked, but by the
11:47third time?
11:48That is so gross!
11:50I think I was just dumbfounded, and, like, the kicker, the whole thing, like, the last
11:56time he did it, he actually sniffed the key before he put it back in his pocket.
12:01Oh, man.
12:02That was it for me.
12:04That was the end.
12:04How'd you even finish your meal?
12:06I would have been grossed out and not have been able to eat anything.
12:09I think I just kept looking at the ground and at the table, just hoping that it would
12:14go away, but when I looked up, he, he's still doing it, he's still digging around in there.
12:19Oh, my God!
12:20Is that why you totally dodged his kiss at the end?
12:23Oh, he told you that, too!
12:25Oh, my God!
12:25Yeah, he did.
12:26Jeez, man.
12:27Do we have any privacy?
12:29Yeah, I mean, at that point, I was like, all right, let's just get through this.
12:32Because I'm, like, I, like, my thought, well, I just kept thinking, like, if that's what
12:36you do on a date during dinner, like, what else do you do in private, or, like, what else
12:40do you do in general?
12:42Like, I don't know.
12:43Like, my mind just kind of kept revolving around, like, other gross things you could be doing.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:47That is disgusting.
12:49I'm sorry you had to see that.
12:51Oh, I'm grossed out listening.
12:52Yeah, me, too.
12:52Hey, Lena, I'm not actually sure if he can hear, because it sounds like he's got a lot of
12:56wax in his ears, but Kyle is actually on the other line listening to this conversation.
13:00The what?
13:03Yeah.
13:04So, wait, let me get this straight.
13:06Your complaint, your big problem with the date is that I was cleaning wax out of my ears.
13:11Oh, it's so gross.
13:12It's not that you were just cleaning earwax out of your ear.
13:15It's that you were doing it with a key at the dinner table while we were having dinner,
13:20like, repeatedly.
13:23First off, I didn't realize that I was doing it, but there's nothing disgusting about
13:26treating your body of toxins.
13:28There's nothing weird about making sure that you don't have wax buildup in your ears.
13:33I'm always dealing with that.
13:34I'm always working to get the toxins out of my body.
13:37I'm trying to keep myself healthy, and earwax is unhealthy for you.
13:41It's a toxin.
13:42And, you know, I mean, like, normally I try to, you know, get my ears rinsed out on a regular
13:46basis, but that day I was busy.
13:48I was running late, and I didn't realize it was that noticeable.
13:52Like, I, like, I don't even, I don't know what to say.
13:57It was so gross, and it was so noticeable.
14:00Like, I am surprised that I made it to dinner.
14:03It's a bad habit, but I'm sure you have bad habits, and I don't judge you because you ate
14:07with your mouth open.
14:10Excuse me?
14:10I was not eating with my mouth open.
14:12I wasn't raised in a barn like you that, you know, believes that you can just pick your
14:16earwax out of the dinner table.
14:17Like, that is so different from you, like, scraping stuff out of your body and putting
14:22it on display at dinner.
14:23That is disgusting.
14:24Look, I'm taking toxins out of my body.
14:26I had to sit there at dinner and watch you fill your body full of poison.
14:30Oh, my God.
14:31Do you know how long a steak stays in your intestinal tract?
14:35It does stay for a long time.
14:36Oh, my gosh.
14:37Hey, Kyle, there's a big difference between pulling out your keys and rooting around in
14:41your ear, and then also she said you were smelling it.
14:44You don't remember doing that, or do you remember doing that?
14:47I don't remember doing that.
14:48Sometimes I do smell the wax to make sure it just smells healthy and not incredibly toxic.
14:53It smells healthy.
14:54It smells like wax.
14:55Kyle, what are you talking about?
14:56Are you just, like, really embarrassed right now, and this is some weird defense thing that
15:01you're doing?
15:01No, I'm not embarrassed by it.
15:03Okay, I didn't realize I was doing it there at the table, but it's something.
15:07I'm incredibly health conscious.
15:08It's something that I do.
15:10I have bad habits.
15:11You have bad...
15:11We all have bad habits.
15:12At least she's finding out on the first date.
15:15I don't know what kind of other bad habits you have, but that is a total reason to not
15:20go on a second date with someone.
15:22Like, that is the epitome of why I would not go on a date with someone, especially if you
15:27think it's, like, a healthy choice.
15:29Like, that is...
15:29That's kind of horrifying.
15:30Like, what else do you do?
15:32Do you, like, pick your nose to clear your toxins out?
15:34All that, too?
15:35Or, like, taste that?
15:36So, obviously, you don't take care of yourself.
15:40Don't take care of yourself.
15:41I don't take care of yourself.
15:42You're waxed out.
15:43It's taking care of yourself and eating a salad every...
15:46Absolutely.
15:46I keep my body clean.
15:48I keep my body free of toxins, and I will not apologize for that.
15:51Man, you're going to keep your life free of women after this.
15:54Like, no.
15:56I don't take care of that.
15:56Well, that's a good point.
15:59I think this is a good time to ask, Lena.
16:01Would you like to go out with Kyle again on a second date?
16:03It sounds like you two have hit it off and have some common ground here.
16:06Oh, yeah.
16:07Oh, sure.
16:08Yeah, hell no.
16:09If you guys go out on a second date, I will go with you, and I will clean his ear out the
16:13whole time so he doesn't have to do it.
16:15I don't know if I can watch that.
16:17You couldn't pay me to go on a second date with her at this point.
16:19Oh, wow.
16:19Oh, man.
16:21All right.
16:22Well, Kyle, at least you know why she wasn't calling you back now.
16:25Yeah, and thank you guys so much for saving me from this nightmare.
16:28I'm thrilled that I won't be going on a second date with Lena.
16:31Yeah, there's a lot of other ladies out there who love earwax, dude.
16:34Don't worry about it.
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