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🎬 Title: To Bowl or Not to Bowl
πŸ“˜ Plot: Daffy joins the local bowling league and lets the fame get to his head, pushing Bugs to the sidelines. But can he win without his best friend?
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Transcript
00:00Do you have any fours?
00:15Daffy, we're playing chess.
00:16Ah.
00:21Was it Colonel Snow in the pantry with a candlestick?
00:26Do you even know how to play chess?
00:27Of course I do.
00:30Gin!
00:57Check.
00:58Look over there.
01:01No.
01:02Just look over there.
01:03If I turn around, you're gonna flip the board over and say it was an earthquake.
01:07No, I won't.
01:08I promise.
01:09Just look over there.
01:11Please.
01:12Earthquake!
01:14That was a big one.
01:18I better get going.
01:21I don't want to be late for my singing lesson.
01:23You go to that every Thursday night.
01:25I've never heard you sing.
01:27La la la la la.
01:29Me, me, me, me, me, me.
01:31La la la la lee.
01:33The acoustics in here are terrible.
01:35The acoustics in here are terrible.
01:39Let the fun begin.
01:41It's too bad bugs can't ever come bowling with us.
01:45Yeah, but he's got those darn singing lessons.
01:48It's funny.
01:50I've never heard him sing.
01:58Nice hairnet, Pam.
01:59Really shows off that big forehead.
02:04Hey, Daffy.
02:05There he is.
02:06Hey.
02:09Hey-hey.
02:10Hmm.
02:11I thought the gang could use some snacks.
02:22Courtesy of yours, truly.
02:24How thoughtful.
02:25Gee, thanks, Daffy.
02:26I took a 20 out of your wallet.
02:28Daffy, you're the best.
02:30We couldn't ask for a more generous team, Captain.
02:34There's more where that came from.
02:36There's more where that came from, right?
02:38Huh.
02:39Ho, ho, ho.
02:40Guess what?
02:41It's time for me to assign everyone their weekly nicknames.
02:45Ooh, this is my favorite part.
02:48Porky, your nickname tonight?
02:50The Porkinator.
02:52Pete, your nickname?
02:58The Peteinator.
02:59Oh, I like it.
03:03Uh, Daffy?
03:04Hold on.
03:05Marvin?
03:06Your nickname?
03:07The Marvinator?
03:08The Marvinator?
03:09Nope.
03:10The, uh, uh, uh...
03:12Okay, yeah.
03:13The Marvinator.
03:16Daffy?
03:17I said hold on, the Porkinator.
03:19And finally, since I am the team captain, my nickname will be...
03:24The Grand Poobah.
03:26Wait.
03:27Make that Poobah the Grand.
03:32Porky, I changed my mind.
03:34You're player four.
03:35Now, let's bow!
03:40All right, team.
03:41Now, if we're gonna win the tournament this year, we're gonna have to step up our game.
03:53And that's how you do it!
03:55Yay!
03:57Yes!
03:58Way to go, Daffy!
03:59Way to go, Daffy!
04:00Well, if it isn't Daffy Duck...
04:07...or should I say Daffy Dumb?
04:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:11Laugh now, Terry, because you'll be cryin' when we wipe the floor with you at the tournament.
04:16I don't think so.
04:17This is our year.
04:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:21It's never your year, Terry!
04:23You're up, Pooh.
04:25Ugh!
04:47Good try, Pooh.
04:48Daffy?
04:48Daffy?
04:49Bugs?
04:50What are you doing here?
04:51I thought you had your singing lesson.
04:53Oh, uh, I graduated.
04:54The teacher said I had the voice of an angel.
04:56Bugs?
04:57I thought you had your singing lesson.
04:59What are you doing here?
05:01I was just sitting at home doing nothing, so I...
05:03What's going on?
05:05I told them both conflicting lies, and now it's all falling...
05:08So, uh, let me get this straight.
05:09You're in-in-in-in-in-not taking singing...
05:12No.
05:13Daffy told me he was taking singing lessons.
05:16So, this whole time he said you were taking singing lessons, you could have been bowling with all...
05:22Ha, somebody sing something!
05:26Oh!
05:27Oh!
05:28Oh!
05:29Ha, I love that song!
05:42Yay, Bugs!
05:43I thought Daffy was good.
05:44I thought Daffy was good.
05:45I thought Daffy was good.
05:46But you're a gooder!
05:47Bugs!
05:48My office!
05:49Now!
05:51Nice office.
05:52Well, I'm waiting...
05:55For what?
05:56Your apology?
05:57What?
05:58You lied to me!
05:59Why would I apologize to you?
06:01Don't you see?
06:02I finally managed to cobble together a circle of friends so pitiful that I'm the cool one, and you're blowing it for me!
06:09Daffy!
06:10Daffy!
06:11For some reason, people think you're smarter than me.
06:13That you're more talented than me.
06:15That you're better looking than me.
06:18I personally don't see it.
06:21But when I'm here, hanging out with those nitwits, I'm the winner.
06:25I finally found a place where I feel good about myself, and that place is right here.
06:31I just can't have those guys like you more than me.
06:41Ugh.
06:42They don't like me more than you.
06:44Bugs!
06:45Bugs!
06:47Okay.
06:48Just tell him I had to go to my karate class.
06:51Eh, but where's Bugs?
06:52He had to go to his modern dance class.
06:55Ugh.
06:56But I bought everyone nachos!
06:58Yay!
07:00Here you go, Pork.
07:01That guy's good!
07:04He's the newest member of my team!
07:08What was that you said about it never being my year?
07:22See you at the tournament!
07:31I've never seen bowling pins easily shatter like that.
07:34Now how are we going to win the tournament?
07:43I'll tell you how.
07:45We're gonna train hotter than anyone has ever trained before.
07:49This parking lot!
07:51Tomorrow morning!
07:527am!
07:58Come on, Porky!
07:59Drive me home!
08:09Huh.
08:14It's 11.30?
08:15You said the training begins at 7am.
08:18The training began at 7am.
08:21The first exercise?
08:23Patience.
08:24You two?
08:25Great job.
08:27Porky, you've got some catching up to do.
08:29Plus, the bowling alley doesn't open till noon.
08:31See you guys in a half hour!
08:36The bowling ball.
08:38The dictionary defines it as a ball used for bowling.
08:42And that is why the dictionary is stupid.
08:43Because to truly understand the bowling ball, you need to become the bowling ball.
08:56Are you idiotic sure about this?
08:58Bowling balls don't talk.
08:59Don't talk.
09:00Well...
09:05Strike!
09:06Ooh, nice!
09:07You can question my methods, but you can't question my results.
09:12Isn't that right, Porky?
09:17Porky!
09:18If you can hear me, I've never asked anything of you in my life!
09:22I-I can hear you.
09:24But in order to compete, we need to have four people on the team!
09:29I-I said I can hear you.
09:30I heard you all the way down the hall.
09:33So I want to ask you this one tiny favor.
09:38Get out of that bed.
09:41Remove your ivy.
09:43Take the casks off your arms and legs.
09:47And bowl.
09:49That's all I ask.
09:53Ewa, why don't you just ask Bugs to wait till they take my place?
09:57Bugs is the best bowler here!
09:59Right on!
10:00What a great idea!
10:06I'm jealous of Bugs.
10:08But I hate Terry.
10:11Jealousy or hatred.
10:13It's like having to choose one child over the other.
10:18Hatred.
10:19Surprisingly easy choice.
10:21Bugs, you want a bowl?
10:22Sure!
10:23Yay!
10:25Then let's win one...
10:26For poo!
10:28What?
10:29Do it!
10:30You're not gonna need your wallet.
10:34You're in the hospital.
10:35Yellow bird.
10:36Yellow bird.
10:40Up high in banana tree.
10:41Yellow bird.
10:42You sit all alone like me.
10:44Yellow Bird
11:14Yellow Bird
11:44Yellow Bird
11:46I wish that I was Yellow Bird
11:48I fly away with you
11:50But I am not a Yellow Bird
11:52So here I sit
11:54Nothing else to do
11:56Yellow Bird
11:58Up in Banana Tree
12:02Yellow Bird
12:04You sit all alone like me
12:06Did your lady friend
12:08Leave the nest again
12:10That is very sad
12:12Make me feel so bad
12:14You can fly away
12:16In the sky away
12:18Oh, what a scene it is
12:24At the annual Royal Oaks Glen Oaks
12:26Oakwood Oaks Bowling Tournament
12:28I'm positively a Twitter
12:30Oh, I thought you were positively
12:32A gopher
12:34On lane one
12:36We have the Silver Foxes
12:38Led by their Team Captain Granny
12:40On lane two
12:42We have the Lucky Strikers
12:44Led by their Team Captain
12:46Terry Delgado
12:48And on lane three
12:50We have Daffy's Ducks
12:52Led by their Team Captain
12:54Daffy Duck
12:56Sweaty hands you got there Daffy
13:00Are you nervous?
13:02I just happen to sweat more
13:03Than the average person
13:04Well you're shaking
13:05You must be scared
13:06Nope
13:07Potassium deficiency
13:08Well then how come
13:09You can't look at me straight on?
13:11You intimidated?
13:15Lazy eye
13:16And here we go!
13:18Woohoo!
13:27Our first bowler of the night
13:28Is Granny
13:32She's getting ready
13:38She's taking her time?
13:44Just really taking her time
13:50This is going to be a long night
14:02In the air tonight
14:06Like nights of old
14:07The battle's set
14:08It's destiny
14:10This vision quest
14:11Victory is in your grasp tonight
14:17Soaring like an eagle
14:20Over crashing waves of guts and glory
14:29From the mist
14:30The hero
14:32Like a legend
14:33From the mythic story
14:35Yeah
14:36Let's bow
14:37Let's bow
14:39Let's bow
14:40Let's bow
14:41Let's bow
14:46Let's bow
14:52What an exciting tournament
14:54Two teammates neck and neck at the finish
14:56The lucky strikers lead by one
14:58But Bugs Bunny has one ball left
15:00And if he can knock over just two pins
15:03Then Daffy's Ducks win the tournament
15:06Ooh
15:08We've got this tournament in the bag
15:09We should call ourselves
15:10Bugs Bunny's Ducks
15:11Bugs Bunny's Ducks
15:22Whoa!
15:23Oh!
15:26Are you okay?
15:28What happened?
15:29I twisted my ankle
15:31I'm not gonna be able to bowl
15:33Then how are we gonna win the tournament?
15:36You'll have to bowl for me
15:39After all
15:40It's not Bugs' Ducks
15:42It's Daffy's Ducks
15:43Daffy's Ducks
15:45You're faking!
15:49You are faking, right?
15:51Yes, I'm faking
15:52Now go win the tournament
16:03Two pins
16:04That's all we need
16:13Two pins
16:18Two pins
16:24Oh!
16:25Yeah!
16:26Yeah!
16:27This is the year!
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh, you Daffy!
16:31Oh, yeah!
16:33Oh, we're going to break
16:36Hold on
16:37Do hold on
16:38I'm giving word that there's been a technical error
16:41Apparently the pins were not fully set before the player released the ball.
16:45League rules clearly state that any technical error results in an automatic redo.
16:53That means we have a second chance to win!
16:56You hear that, Terry?
16:58I won't let you guys down.
17:00Um, maybe we should let Bugs bowl?
17:04Yeah, I'm feeling much better.
17:06Wait, I have to do it.
17:12I need to win the tournament for the team.
17:15And for myself.
17:18Are you sure?
17:19It's two pins.
17:21I usually hit four to five pins.
17:26Then go out there and hit four to five pins.
17:30Or at least two.
17:36The lucky strikers win the tournament!
17:42Oh, yeah! We're great! You're not! We're great!
17:55Oh, yeah! What a feeling!
17:58Oh, yeah! We're great! You're not! We're great!
18:02Oh, yeah! What a feeling!
18:28Oh, yeah!
18:58Oh, yeah!
19:28Oh, yeah!
19:58Oh, yeah!
20:28Oh, yeah!
20:58Oh, yeah!
21:28When do you get back on your feet, Porky?
21:30The doctor says, with enough physical therapy, I'll be able to eat a bowl in no time.
21:35Just needed my lucky bowl!
21:37I mean, I'll be able to eat a bowl in no time.
21:44I'll be able to eat a bowl in no time.
21:46Oh, yeah, yeah!

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