Daffy Duck thinks he’s struck gold with a rich lady duck—but he gets more than he bargained for in His Bitter Half! From bratty stepkids to endless chores, Daffy's dream of luxury turns into a hilarious domestic disaster.
This episode delivers classic Looney Tunes humor with a twist of twisted romance, outrageous slapstick, and Daffy’s signature over-the-top reactions. Watch love turn looney in one of the funniest episodes ever!
Follow now for more cartoon chaos and classic toon moments!
#LooneyTunes #HisBitterHalf #DaffyDuck #ClassicCartoons #LooneyLaughs #GoldenAgeToons #CartoonComedy #RetroAnimation #WarnerBrosCartoons #FunnyMoments
This episode delivers classic Looney Tunes humor with a twist of twisted romance, outrageous slapstick, and Daffy’s signature over-the-top reactions. Watch love turn looney in one of the funniest episodes ever!
Follow now for more cartoon chaos and classic toon moments!
#LooneyTunes #HisBitterHalf #DaffyDuck #ClassicCartoons #LooneyLaughs #GoldenAgeToons #CartoonComedy #RetroAnimation #WarnerBrosCartoons #FunnyMoments
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00:00Man with herd of cattle wishes to meet woman with frying pan.
00:20Object, hamburger.
00:22Refined wealthy lady duck with home and income wishes to meet refined single gentleman duck.
00:30Object, matrimony.
00:32Eureka! What am I waiting for?
00:35Brother, what a setup for an impoverished but personable single duck like yours truly.
00:48It must be the best.
00:52Now hold your anchor loose of that chair and get one of the household chores.
01:17What?
01:17No, madam. It must be clearly understood that no one is going to henpeck this little black duck.
01:26Ah, shut up! Or I'll flap your mouth clean off in your face!
01:31I'd like to see ya.
01:36I see ya.
01:37Oh, brother. Am I?
02:00Inhale. Inhale. Exhale.
02:02P-p-oops.
02:03They got me! They got me!
02:27Charge!
02:28Charge!
02:32Charge!
02:38Charge!
02:42Suffering suckers heads! What's that?
02:45Um, I forgot to tell you. That's my little son, Wentworth.
02:51Don't you think he's kind of cute?
02:55Yeah, cute like a stomach pump.
02:58Come on, let's play Indians. Let's play Indians.
03:00Come on, let's play Indians. Let's play Indians.
03:01Let's play Indians.
03:02Aw, lay off of me. I ain't playing no Indians.
03:05Daffy, Wentworth wants to play Indian.
03:09I am not playing Indian.
03:12You play Indian or I'll...
03:15Nope. No Indian.
03:18I am not playing no Indians.
03:21I am not playing no Indians.
03:22Come on, Rain and the Pussle. Let's play Indian.
03:25Help!
03:27Help!
03:28Help!
03:29Help!
03:30Help!
03:31Help!
03:32Help!
03:33Help!
03:34Help!
03:35Help!
03:36Got any more bright ideas?
03:40Yes, Daffy.
03:41I think it would be nice to take Wentworth to the park.
03:51What?
03:52If you think for one moment that I'm going to take that bright to the park.
03:56You're...
03:57You're...
03:58You're...
03:59You're absolutely right.
04:01You're...
04:02You're...
04:03You're...
04:04You're...
04:05You're...
04:06You're...
04:07You're...
04:08Give me that gun!
04:09Don't you know that shooting is dangerous for small squabs like you?
04:14Especially you.
04:15If there's any shooting to be done, let an expert do it.
04:20What's this?
04:21Daffy Oakley is the name.
04:24Keep your eye on the Red Bull's eye.
04:31Say!
04:32Watch where you're shooting, Bob!
04:34Oh, uh...
04:35It must, uh...
04:36Rico...
04:37Now, Edward.
04:38Just watch me pick off that big moose with a silly-looking puss.
04:47Listen, Duck!
04:48Plunk me once more and it's your last plunk!
04:51Plunk!
04:52Plunk!
04:53Plunk!
04:54Plunk!
04:55Plunk!
04:56Plunk!
04:57Look what I brought you, Mom!
04:58Huh!
04:59Right to the gills!
05:00That'll teach ya!
05:01Go get to bed!
05:02You gotta get up early and help Wentworth shoot off his fireworks for the fort!
05:06Run, Pop!
05:07Run!
05:08Run!
05:09Run!
05:10Run!
05:11Run!
05:12Run!
05:13Run!
05:14Those little things can't hurt you.
05:15It's the big ones you gotta look out for.
05:17Wentworth!
05:18Wentworth!
05:19Wentworth!
05:20Wentworth!
05:21Wentworth!
05:22Wentworth!
05:23Wentworth!
05:24Wentworth!
05:25Wentworth!
05:26Wentworth!
05:27Wentworth!
05:28Wentworth!
05:29Wentworth!
05:30Wentworth!
05:31Wentworth!
05:32Wentworth!
05:33Wentworth!
05:34Wentworth!
05:35Wentworth!
05:36Wentworth!
05:37Wentworth!
05:38Wentworth!
05:39Wentworth!
05:40Wentworth!
05:41Wentworth!
05:42Wentworth!
05:43Wentworth!
05:45Wentworth!
05:46Now I gotcha, maybe this'll teach you not to try and play pranks on someone that's just a little older and smarter than you.
06:16And just where have you been, you battered buzzard?
06:31Poor little Wentworth's been waiting for hours to are you to take him to the zoo.
06:36Zoo shmoo, I'm not taking Wentworth anywhere, period.
06:40Are you going to take Wentworth to the zoo, or am I going to pluck every feather off your scrawny carcass?
06:48No zoo.
06:52No sir, no one's going to tell this little black duck what to do.