Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang bring you a marathon of laughs and adventures! This 1-hour compilation features some of the funniest and most entertaining episodes from the Looney Tunes Show.
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00:00:00Step one of life on the land.
00:00:07Change your appearance.
00:00:09And if you're gonna be attached to me,
00:00:11you're going blonde too.
00:00:14What are you doing?
00:00:16Are you crazy?
00:00:21Well, hello.
00:00:24Be on the lookout for two prison escapees.
00:00:31A gray rabbit and a black duck.
00:00:34Not so fast.
00:00:37I have some business to take care of.
00:00:39Once we get this chain off,
00:00:40you can turn yourself in all you want.
00:00:42Oh, I will.
00:00:43Jail was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
00:00:46And you're not gonna keep me from it.
00:00:51Excuse me, officer.
00:00:53I don't mean to bother you,
00:00:54but my name is Bugs Bunny,
00:00:55and this is Daffy Duck,
00:00:57and we're supposed to be in jail.
00:00:59You're Bugs Bunny?
00:01:00The one and only.
00:01:01And you're Daffy Duck?
00:01:03I didn't say that.
00:01:09I don't see the resemblance.
00:01:11Well then, how do you explain this chain?
00:01:13Your personal lives are your business.
00:01:15Stay out of trouble.
00:01:19No!
00:01:20Take me with you!
00:01:23Come on!
00:01:24Let's get out of here.
00:01:25Where are we going?
00:01:28Wherever this will take us.
00:01:30Whoa!
00:01:31Whoa!
00:01:32Can I help you?
00:01:41We'd like a room.
00:01:42Name?
00:01:43Bug, we can't give away our real names.
00:01:44We're on the lam.
00:01:45Ahem.
00:01:46I'm Count Leopold von Lichtenstein.
00:01:47And this is Randy.
00:01:48You don't happen to have any chain cutters or acetylene torches back there, do you?
00:01:59The motel gift shop may not have had any welding equipment, but the book selection wasn't half bad.
00:02:11Can you keep it down?
00:02:13I'm trying to sleep.
00:02:14I'm trying to sleep.
00:02:15Well, I'm trying to read.
00:02:16And it's not easy with you tossing and toining.
00:02:19You think I like having to share a bed with you?
00:02:22At least in prison we weren't chained together.
00:02:24We had a whole cell to enjoy.
00:02:26Oh, cell block number five.
00:02:29Well, you're no picnic either.
00:02:31You think I enjoy listening to you wax nostalgic about your time in jail?
00:02:35Ha!
00:02:36And by the way, a prison nickname doesn't count if you give it to yourself, dynamite.
00:02:41You better watch it, duck.
00:02:44Because the fuse just got lit.
00:02:56How dare you!
00:02:57No one, and I mean no one, would do something that rude in prison.
00:03:02Now, good night, Leopold.
00:03:04Good night, Randy.
00:03:14Step two of life on the lam.
00:03:16Get a job.
00:03:21Good afternoon.
00:03:22I'm Leopold.
00:03:23I'll be your waiter.
00:03:24And I'm Randy.
00:03:25I'll be your waiter.
00:03:26What is the soup of the day?
00:03:29Uh-oh.
00:03:37Officer!
00:03:38Sorry about that, but the soup of the day is a secret.
00:03:41If you say one word to those cops, I promise to make the rest of your life a living nightmare.
00:03:49How is that any different than now?
00:03:51Hey blondies, some service over here?
00:03:53Not a word.
00:03:55Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:03:56What can I get you?
00:03:59What does this say?
00:04:00We're on the lamb.
00:04:02You're on the what?
00:04:03Lamb.
00:04:04Oh, lamb.
00:04:05I love lamb.
00:04:06Oh, is there a lamb special?
00:04:09No, we're on the lamb.
00:04:11What's on the lamb?
00:04:12I hope it's mint jelly.
00:04:13That goes great with lamb.
00:04:14No, we're on the lamb.
00:04:17You're on the lamb?
00:04:19No, we're not on the lamb.
00:04:21Oh, thank goodness.
00:04:22Rabbit and duck on lamb is way too much meat.
00:04:25I'm watching my cholesterol.
00:04:27Just give us three veggie burgers.
00:04:29Oh, Mac.
00:04:30Yes, chum.
00:04:31Could you please pass me the cream for my cup of tea?
00:04:33I would be delighted.
00:04:34Well, thank you.
00:04:35Not at all.
00:04:36Thank you for your thank you.
00:04:37Oh, well, you're welcome for my thank you.
00:04:38Well, thank you again.
00:04:39Be polite.
00:04:41Always be nice.
00:04:43Make sugar your favorite spice.
00:04:46My aunt sent me a birthday card.
00:04:48I was so completely shocked.
00:04:50I seized the chance.
00:04:51I could not pass it.
00:04:52I sent her a muffin basket.
00:04:54I was at the bank today.
00:04:55The teller sent a smile my way.
00:04:57She did it with such great finesse.
00:04:59I gave the teller all my cash.
00:05:01Be polite.
00:05:02Always be nice.
00:05:04Make sugar your favorite spice.
00:05:07When helping Granny cross the street.
00:05:10Take the time to massage your feet.
00:05:14B-B-E-P-O-L-I-T-E.
00:05:17B-B-E-P-O-L-I-T-E.
00:05:21Say please and thank you.
00:05:22When you hear a sneeze, say bless you.
00:05:24Open doors and pull out chairs.
00:05:26Don't push people down the stairs.
00:05:28We were dining 30 nights.
00:05:29The waiter set our plates just right.
00:05:31We were so very impressed.
00:05:33We knitted him a sweater rest.
00:05:35When our car ran out of gas,
00:05:36the towed John Cliver got that fast.
00:05:38He filled our tank with no delay.
00:05:40We took him to a Broadway play.
00:05:42Be polite.
00:05:43Always be nice.
00:05:45Make sugar your favorite spice.
00:05:48If someone shoots you with a laser beam,
00:05:51remember that it would be rude to scream.
00:05:55Be polite, or I'll vaporize you.
00:06:06Be interactive as our spots added by gender.
00:06:11Don't have brains andointed with your fingers.
00:06:13He이었ing the right house.
00:06:14It did strike out of View to the Beast.
00:06:16Wait!
00:06:17About a regular pinhole explosive.
00:06:19Wait!
00:06:20Hey!
00:06:21What?
00:06:22Let's tryobondus.
00:06:23Oh
00:06:53Let's go.
00:07:23B-b-b-beard!
00:07:53BOOM!
00:08:01B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-r-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
00:08:13Can I get you anything to start?
00:08:14I'd have the carrot soup.
00:08:16I'll have the carrot soup.
00:08:17Two carrot soups. And try not to mix up our orders.
00:08:21I'd hate to jinx it, but this date is off to a pretty good start.
00:08:29You look very pretty. I like your hair.
00:08:32Oh, thanks. They're my ears.
00:08:35How long have you been playing tennis?
00:08:37My whole life. It's kind of my passion.
00:08:42Oh, sorry. That's my phone. Sorry. A lot of stuff in here.
00:08:46Makeup, keys, rubber band ball, deck of cards, stupler, flashlight, mini fan.
00:08:57I like to record my thoughts.
00:08:59Note to self, clean out your purse.
00:09:02Oh, here it is. Hello? Hi.
00:09:04Oh, nothing. I'm just on a date with a really cute guy.
00:09:08He's sitting across from me right now. He's totally looking at me.
00:09:11Oh, no, wait. Now he's looking down. Now he's looking around.
00:09:14Oh, no, he's looking at me again.
00:09:16I better go. Okay, call me later. Okay, bye.
00:09:19Friend of yours?
00:09:20Nope. Wrong number.
00:09:24Oh, is there butter in this? I'm not supposed to have butter.
00:09:27I'm allergic to butter.
00:09:29Oh, no, wait. It's gluten. Not butter. I'm allergic to gluten.
00:09:32No, wait. Not gluten. Pollen.
00:09:34Oh, no, wait. I love pollen.
00:09:36Is there pollen in this? Can I get some pollen in this?
00:09:39You know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't really want carrot soup.
00:09:41Actually, maybe just one little taste.
00:09:43Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, maybe just one more.
00:09:48Mmm. Oh, one more.
00:09:51Mmm. Just one more.
00:09:52Mmm. Mmm.
00:09:53You can really taste the pollen.
00:09:55Are you going to eat yours?
00:09:58So what do you have planned for after dinner?
00:10:00How about a movie?
00:10:02We'll just sit together, watch a movie, and not talk.
00:10:07That'll be nice.
00:10:08Mmm.
00:10:10Mmm. Mmm. This is so good.
00:10:14I'm so glad I'm not allergic to butter.
00:10:16Do you like this movie? I love this movie.
00:10:19It's so sad.
00:10:20But, like, uplifting, too. It's like a feel-good movie.
00:10:23A sad feel-good movie.
00:10:24It's funny, also. And scary.
00:10:26Oh! Oh! This is the best part!
00:10:28Oh, no, wait. This is the worst part.
00:10:29Oh, I hate this part.
00:10:30Oh, I have to pee.
00:10:32Sorry. Excuse me.
00:10:33Excuse me.
00:10:34Excuse me. Watch your leg.
00:10:35Excuse me.
00:10:36I love this part!
00:10:38Oh, excuse me. No. Sorry. Going back.
00:10:39Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:10:41Sorry. Excuse me.
00:10:48Wow. That was a good movie.
00:10:54And now, your feature presentation.
00:10:56So basically, to make a long story short,
00:10:59wait, what was I talking about?
00:11:00I have no idea.
00:11:02Oh my gosh! I never peed!
00:11:06That was the worst date of my life.
00:11:08That was the best date of my life.
00:11:11You can open your eyes now, best friend.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:16Guess what? I got you the cruise you wanted.
00:11:18The one from the game show?
00:11:20Surprise? Well, you shouldn't be.
00:11:22It's just what one best friend would do for another best friend.
00:11:30Who knew cruising could be so much fun?
00:11:36I cannot remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:11:39Tell me, do you think it's possible to have too much fun?
00:11:42Hmm, interesting question.
00:11:44I guess there's only one way to find out.
00:11:46Oh, and what might that be?
00:11:47Keep having fun!
00:11:49Game's over. You've been hogging the court long enough.
00:11:51Oh, hello. Fancy meeting you here.
00:11:54Move it along, gophers. It's my best friend's turn.
00:11:57Hey, Bugsy old pal! A shuffleboard court opened up.
00:12:01Daffy, I'm reading. I don't want to play shuffleboard.
00:12:05Yeah, me neither.
00:12:09Hmm, there's only one thing to do about that.
00:12:11Limbo contest on the leader deck?
00:12:13Aaaaah!
00:12:23What's up, Doc?
00:12:24Oh, is that just your thing?
00:12:27I don't want to step on any toes.
00:12:38Smooth jazz.
00:12:39I know it's your favorite.
00:12:41Do you mind?
00:12:43You done with that page?
00:12:45Just let me know when you're done.
00:12:47I'll flip it when you're done.
00:12:49Done yet?
00:12:50Done yet?
00:12:51Done yet?
00:12:52Done yet?
00:12:53Done yet?
00:12:54Ah!
00:12:57I'll save your place!
00:13:02No!
00:13:06Carrot?
00:13:07I know they're your favorite!
00:13:13Ta-da!
00:13:14Happy 189 days until your birthday!
00:13:20I just saw my life flash before my eyes!
00:13:23Ooh!
00:13:24Tell me all about it!
00:13:25This time I promise I'll listen!
00:13:27Daffy, you gotta back off.
00:13:28Sure thing.
00:13:30This good?
00:13:31More.
00:13:32This good?
00:13:33More.
00:13:34This good?
00:13:37Yeah, that's good.
00:13:38Is everyone enjoying the cruise?
00:13:45Oh, indeed!
00:13:46It's our first one!
00:13:47And I must say, I'm a fan of cruising!
00:13:50Oh, yes!
00:13:51We're cruisers now!
00:13:55Excuse me!
00:13:56Excuse me!
00:13:57Pardon me!
00:13:58Excuse me!
00:13:59Coming through!
00:14:01I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I brought you everything.
00:14:05Get your own buffet!
00:14:07This one's for my best friend.
00:14:12Daffy, you're embarrassing me.
00:14:16I'd like to propose a toast!
00:14:18To the most important person on this ship!
00:14:21Sit down, you glorified bus driver!
00:14:25A rat once told me that friendship takes a lot of effort.
00:14:29But I'm not interested in friendship.
00:14:32I'm interested in best friendship.
00:14:35And best friendship takes a whole lot more.
00:14:40It means waiting on your best friend, hand and foot.
00:14:44Buying their affection.
00:14:46Robotically memorizing every trivial little fact about them.
00:14:50It means supporting them above all others.
00:14:52Possibly to the detriment of those others.
00:14:54Especially to the detriment of those others.
00:14:55Best friends have all of the same interests.
00:14:59Whether those interests are interesting or not!
00:15:01A best friend is someone you'd happily commit a crime for!
00:15:04Any crime!
00:15:05No matter how heinous!
00:15:07The heinouser, the betterer!
00:15:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:15:10That's not a best friend.
00:15:12That's a stalker.
00:15:13Daffy, I know I said you weren't my best friend.
00:15:17But after these past few days, seeing all the effort you've put in, seeing how hard you've tried, I have to say...
00:15:24You gotta stop trying!
00:15:26What? It's not your thing.
00:15:28Would it be nice if you remembered the occasional birthday?
00:15:31Or food I'm highly allergic to?
00:15:33Sure. But not if it means we turn into those guys.
00:15:36No offense.
00:15:37None taken!
00:15:39Daffy, you're a mean-spirited, self-absorbed, disturbed little weirdo.
00:15:43But for whatever reason, you're my best friend.
00:15:56You think I should let that one slide?
00:15:59Yeah, me neither.
00:16:01If there's one thing women love, it's a guy who knows how to show off.
00:16:10And snort.
00:16:11And chew with his mouth open.
00:16:13That makes me a triple threat.
00:16:18Behold! Masculinity personified!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:29Help!
00:16:31Help!
00:16:32Help!
00:16:34Help!
00:16:36Ah!
00:16:41Poof...
00:16:43Poof!
00:16:47Ah!
00:16:51Poof!
00:16:53Poof!
00:16:54Poof!
00:16:56Poo.
00:16:57Poof!
00:16:58I should have started with the high dive.
00:17:02Everybody knows you always start with a high dive.
00:17:11Nice try, rabbit.
00:17:13But if you think you're going to swoop in and steal the love of my life,
00:17:17whose name escapes me at the moment,
00:17:19then you are wrong!
00:17:20R-O-N-G, wrong!
00:17:25Ah, this is heaven.
00:17:28Wait a second.
00:17:32This is heaven.
00:17:40Carrot colada.
00:17:51Oh, stop!
00:17:55I should have started with the platform.
00:17:57First rule of charming a woman, always die from the highest point possible.
00:18:05Second rule, do not plummet to your death.
00:18:09Oh, can I please...
00:18:17Swan position.
00:18:19Into double gainer.
00:18:21Into reverse triple gainer.
00:18:23Jackson's Pike.
00:18:25This is the greatest dive ever done.
00:18:28Assume entry position.
00:18:30And nailed it!
00:18:35That's impressive, Doc.
00:18:36Not a single splash.
00:18:39What happened to the water?
00:18:41Oh!
00:18:42Is that what this does?
00:19:02Wanna play a round of golf?
00:19:03You mean the world's most boring game?
00:19:05No thanks, Grandpa.
00:19:14Wanna play a round of golf?
00:19:15I thought you said it was boring.
00:19:17Boring?
00:19:18It's not boring.
00:19:19It's the sport of kings.
00:19:20Kings!
00:19:21That's tennis.
00:19:22It's America's pastime.
00:19:24That's baseball.
00:19:25It's the city by the bay.
00:19:27That's San Francisco.
00:19:29You say potato, I say...
00:19:31Well, I say potato, too.
00:19:33Does anyone say potato?
00:19:34I mean, really?
00:19:35Who says that?
00:19:36Name one person who says potato.
00:19:38You can't, because no one says it.
00:19:40No one on earth says potato, so this is a mute point.
00:19:43It's moot.
00:19:46You say potato, I say potato.
00:20:05Just hit the darn ball!
00:20:07Do you mind?
00:20:08You're ruining my concentration.
00:20:10Hurry up and concentrate!
00:20:14Why aren't you concentrating?
00:20:17Concentrate!
00:20:18Oh, forget it!
00:20:20Great shot.
00:20:20Let's go.
00:20:21What about your shot?
00:20:22From here?
00:20:23Are you crazy?
00:20:23Daffy, watch where you're going.
00:20:41I know what I'm doing.
00:20:49Hey, Porky.
00:20:50Want to go on a romantic date Friday night?
00:20:52I'd be able to love to.
00:20:54No, you idiot.
00:20:55Ask a woman.
00:20:56I'm so excited.
00:20:57I'm so glad you called.
00:20:58I've got one.
00:20:59Ask a woman?
00:21:01But I have horrible luck with women.
00:21:04The lobster looks good.
00:21:05We'll split a salad and keep the bread coming.
00:21:09Do you think I'm pretty?
00:21:11No woman should be judged on her looks.
00:21:14But if I had to, I'd say you're about a four and a half.
00:21:18I'm having a really nice time.
00:21:21You have a little something on your face.
00:21:26Ooh, wait.
00:21:27That's the part of your face.
00:21:30I just can't figure women out.
00:21:32Well, maybe you need to talk to one and get a woman's perspective.
00:21:35That's a great idea.
00:21:36How about your girlfriend, Lola?
00:21:38Lola is not my girlfriend.
00:21:40And she's crazy.
00:21:41All women are crazy.
00:21:42Call her for me.
00:21:43Hook it up.
00:21:44No, I don't want to call her.
00:21:45Come on, hook it up.
00:21:47I'm not hooking it up.
00:21:48And who says hook it up?
00:21:50I do.
00:21:51I say hook it up.
00:21:52Hook it up.
00:21:53Please.
00:21:53It's one quick phone call.
00:21:55I'm begging you.
00:21:56Hook.
00:21:57It.
00:21:57Up.
00:21:57Hook it up.
00:22:04Hi, Bugs.
00:22:05How'd you know it was me?
00:22:06Oh, I answer every call like this.
00:22:07Just in case it's you.
00:22:09Sorry.
00:22:10No, it's okay.
00:22:11It's just a weird way to answer the-
00:22:13No, no, no, no.
00:22:13I wasn't talking to you.
00:22:15I almost hit an oil truck.
00:22:16Oh.
00:22:17Well, maybe I'll call you at a better time.
00:22:18This is a better time.
00:22:20This is a perfect time.
00:22:21What?
00:22:21Are you kidding?
00:22:22This is a perfect better time.
00:22:26Go on.
00:22:27Well, my friend Daffy needs some dating advice.
00:22:29And I thought maybe you could talk to him.
00:22:30Are you serious?
00:22:32Well, if you'd rather not.
00:22:33No, not you.
00:22:33I'm sorry.
00:22:34I almost hit another oil truck.
00:22:35Driving is hard.
00:22:36So you want me to help Daffy?
00:22:37Yes.
00:22:38Would that be a nice thing for me to do?
00:22:40Yes.
00:22:41And you like nice people?
00:22:42Yes.
00:22:43So if I help Daffy, you'll like me?
00:22:46Uh, I guess.
00:22:48Then I'll do it.
00:22:49Great.
00:22:49Thanks.
00:22:50Uh-oh.
00:22:51What?
00:22:52You won't do it?
00:22:52No.
00:22:53That time I did hit an oil truck.
00:22:54I have to go.
00:22:55Bye.
00:23:04Before you can have a successful date,
00:23:07you need to understand women.
00:23:10So I've written you a script filled with things that every woman
00:23:12will want to hear on a date.
00:23:14If you say these things,
00:23:15I guarantee that any woman will immediately fall in love with you.
00:23:21Really?
00:23:21Just say those words.
00:23:23You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.
00:23:25You are the epitome of grace, style, and femininity.
00:23:28You're my best friend.
00:23:29This stuff is pretty good.
00:23:30Told you.
00:23:32You're my best friend.
00:23:33In fact, you're the only friend I need.
00:23:35Here's a good idea.
00:23:37Let's get rid of all of our other friends and only be friends with each other.
00:23:40Also, we should cut off family members that don't support our relationship.
00:23:44Also, we should have jobs where we work together.
00:23:46Because if there's one thing I know, it's that if we drop all of our friends,
00:23:51cut off our families, and work together, we are guaranteed to have a perfect relationship.
00:23:56This really works on women?
00:24:02Are you okay?
00:24:03I'm fine.
00:24:03I just...
00:24:04I never noticed how handsome you were.
00:24:07Oh, thanks.
00:24:09You have a really big beak.
00:24:10Thank you very much.
00:24:12So, have you given any thought of who you want to invite on your romantic date?
00:24:18I have, actually.
00:24:20Anyone I know?
00:24:21Could be.
00:24:23You know that girl Tina from the copy place?
00:24:25Her beak's even bigger than mine.
00:24:28Well, thanks for the help.
00:24:29Call me sometime.
00:24:34Good one.
00:24:37Lola!
00:24:41Over here, darling.
00:24:44Who are they?
00:24:45My parents.
00:24:46It's about time you guys met.
00:24:47Be on your best behavior, bad boy.
00:24:49Bugs!
00:24:51Lola's told us so much about you.
00:24:54She doesn't know anything about me.
00:24:57See?
00:24:58Told you he was funny.
00:25:03He's wonderful.
00:25:04Excuse me.
00:25:06I'll be right back.
00:25:11You have to end this.
00:25:12I don't care if she cries.
00:25:14I don't care that her parents are there.
00:25:16She's crazy.
00:25:18And this ends now.
00:25:21And you are not an ugly woman.
00:25:24Ooh, a mint.
00:25:25Thanks for the pep talk.
00:25:29You can do this.
00:25:30It's like ripping off a bandage.
00:25:31I don't know what it is, but it's like we complete each other.
00:25:34I think he is my soul mate.
00:25:40Yes!
00:25:41What?
00:25:41Of course I'll marry you!
00:25:44Huh?
00:25:44Ahem.
00:25:46My daughter's getting married.
00:25:48To the future.
00:25:49Mr. and Mrs. Bugs Bunny.
00:25:52And the son I never had.
00:25:54Oh, it's so romantic!
00:25:59Why are we clapping?
00:26:01One of the club members just got engaged.
00:26:03Darling, send a happy couple a bottle of your best bubbly.
00:26:06Compliments of 1673.
00:26:09Someone's bucking for club president.
00:26:11Well, you know what they say.
00:26:14First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes lots of bunnies and a baby carriage.
00:26:17Wait until you meet Pepe.
00:26:22He's the wedding planner for the R-O-G-O-O-O-C-C.
00:26:25Can't you people just say country club?
00:26:27Lola, mon chéri.
00:26:30And this must be the lucky groom.
00:26:34Mmm, so lucky.
00:26:36So, so lucky.
00:26:38Your wedding day is the single most important day of your life.
00:26:42I should know, I've been married seven times.
00:26:45Now, I'm seeing an outdoor ceremony.
00:26:48You should feel the beauty of nature embracing you as you walk down the aisle.
00:26:53The smell of honeysuckle kissing your cheeks as you exchange your vows.
00:26:59There won't be a dry eye in the house.
00:27:02I'll be crying harder than anyone.
00:27:04What's wrong, Bun-Bun?
00:27:05You don't want a big wedding?
00:27:07Well, we could have a small wedding.
00:27:08Or a wedding on a beach.
00:27:09Or we could get married in Vegas.
00:27:11Or we could just go down to the courthouse right now.
00:27:12Or we could just not get married.
00:27:17What is going on with you?
00:27:19This isn't the bugs I know.
00:27:25Love you.
00:27:26Don't forget we're having dinner with my parents.
00:27:33So lucky.
00:27:39Where do you get all your money?
00:27:40I invented the carrot peeler.
00:27:43You invented the carrot peeler?
00:27:45Daffy, I've told you a million times.
00:27:46Where do you get all your money?
00:27:48I invented the carrot peeler.
00:27:53Where do you get all your money?
00:27:54Where do you get all your money?
00:27:56I invented the carrot peeler.
00:27:58Where do you get all your money?
00:28:00I invented the carrot peeler.
00:28:04So let me get this straight.
00:28:06You invented the carrot peeler,
00:28:08and now you have enough money to buy whatever you want,
00:28:10whenever you want?
00:28:12Inventing something is the perfect get-rich-quick scheme.
00:28:14It's not a scheme.
00:28:16Invention is 1% inspiration
00:28:18and 99% poispiration.
00:28:20Well, I'm not big on sweating,
00:28:22so I'm just gonna cut to the chase on this one.
00:28:32How's it coming in there?
00:28:36I did it.
00:28:38I invented something so spectacular
00:28:40that every man, woman and child
00:28:42will wonder how they ever survived without it.
00:28:44You know when you want bread,
00:28:46but you don't want the whole loaf?
00:28:48I call it...
00:28:50three ducks, equally sized bread pieces.
00:28:54The rest of the world calls it sliced bread.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:09You know after you've gone to the bathroom,
00:29:10you sometimes wish you had something to help you.
00:29:12You know, clean up.
00:29:14Like a flushable paper product of some sort?
00:29:16Daffy,
00:29:20are you telling me that you don't use toilet paper?
00:29:28Mine was gonna be called butt paper!
00:29:34Once again, it pays to have invented the carrot peeler.
00:29:36Oh, sorry.
00:29:48They say history repeats itself.
00:29:50Well, wouldn't it be amazing if you could visit the past
00:29:54and see what really happened for yourself?
00:29:56Of course, to do this,
00:29:58there would need to be a device.
00:30:00A portal in which your molecular structure
00:30:02was broken down
00:30:04and then reassembled in the exact same manner.
00:30:06You invented a time machine?
00:30:08No.
00:30:10But if there was such a thing,
00:30:12and you used it a lot,
00:30:14you'd probably need...
00:30:16a big box with a handle on it
00:30:18to carry your stuff.
00:30:20A suitcase.
00:30:22You invented.
00:30:28Inventing something is impossible.
00:30:30How did you do it?
00:30:32Well, first you have to be passionate about something.
00:30:34Next, I happen to be passionate about carrots.
00:30:38I put all my ideas into this notebook,
00:30:40and one of them turned into a little thing called
00:30:42the carrot peeler.
00:30:44Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:30:46I have a check to deposit.
00:30:52Let's see what else he's got in here.
00:30:56An automatic carrot peeler?
00:31:00That's the most brilliant idea Bugs ever had!
00:31:02I mean,
00:31:04that's the most brilliant idea I ever had.
00:31:06What's so funny?
00:31:10You know, I invented that.
00:31:22Ooh, I'd better get home.
00:31:24They're delivering my massage chair.
00:31:26Hey!
00:31:27Get your automatic carrot peeler!
00:31:29Excuse me, darling.
00:31:31May I interest you in an automatic carrot peeler?
00:31:34I already have a carrot peeler.
00:31:35It works great.
00:31:36Aha!
00:31:37But with my machine, you could peel carrots at super speed,
00:31:40leaving more time for you and your beautiful daughter.
00:31:43He's a boy.
00:31:44Yes, of course.
00:31:45A strapping, masculine boy.
00:31:47You know, my machine peels hundreds of carrots in mere seconds.
00:31:50Who wants hundreds of carrots?
00:31:51I'm not a rabbit.
00:31:53Your son looks like a girl!
00:31:55Oh, I haven't seen these in ages.
00:32:01Hubba hubba!
00:32:02How about you set me up on a date with your granddaughter, huh?
00:32:04That's me!
00:32:06During the war, I was a whack.
00:32:09Hey, to break it to you, but you're still a whack.
00:32:13Oh, no, silly.
00:32:15The Women's Auxiliary Army Corps.
00:32:18You were in the army?
00:32:19Yes, I was a spy.
00:32:24It was the final days of World War II.
00:32:27Germany still had control of Paris.
00:32:32I was told to meet my contact to the Louvre.
00:32:36In front of the Mona Lisa.
00:32:40Hold on.
00:32:41What's the contact?
00:32:42What's the Louvre?
00:32:43And what's the Mona Lisa?
00:32:44Just listen.
00:32:45From now on, all exchanges are to be delivered by Carrier Pigeon from the Eiffel Tower.
00:33:04Carrier Pigeon?
00:33:05I hate birds.
00:33:06I was never here.
00:33:12It was never here.
00:33:13It was never here.
00:33:14I was never here.
00:33:22Hurry, you fools!
00:33:44The Americans will be here soon, but we will no longer control Paris, and we're not leaving
00:33:56here empty-handed.
00:33:57We're going to steal all of their art.
00:34:02Get to work!
00:34:07A spy!
00:34:16Get her!
00:34:17Did they catch you?
00:34:18Did they kill you?
00:34:19They killed you, didn't they?
00:34:22What?
00:34:23It's a legitimate question.
00:34:25Now, where was I?
00:34:27A spy!
00:34:28Get her!
00:34:29Oh my goodness, oh, I'm so excited!
00:34:44It's the Louvre!
00:34:45I love the Louvre!
00:34:46Oh, I am a Louvre lover!
00:34:49You can't help but fall in love when you're at the Louvre, surrounded by so many beautiful
00:34:54things, beautiful, expensive things.
00:34:57The Louvre is the most incredible place in the world!
00:35:01The Louvre is an art museum?
00:35:02I thought it was a mall.
00:35:03Oh well, we're in Rome.
00:35:07Wait a second, we're not in Rome.
00:35:10We should go to Rome!
00:35:11Or we could just roam around here.
00:35:14They have great malls in Rome.
00:35:17The Mall of America's in Rome.
00:35:18Oh no, wait, that's in Canada.
00:35:20We should go to Canada!
00:35:22Good!
00:35:23I have lost the Germans.
00:35:25Or so I had thought.
00:35:29Not hard, now!
00:35:31Hard!
00:35:32Hard!
00:35:33Hard!
00:35:34Red!
00:35:35Red!
00:35:38Red!
00:35:39Red!
00:35:41Red!
00:35:43Red!
00:35:46Red!
00:35:47Red!
00:35:48Red!
00:35:49Red!
00:35:50You don't look like a carrier pigeon.
00:36:01There's a shortage of pigeons.
00:36:03They're using any belts they can get their hands on.
00:36:07Go.
00:36:09I said to go!
00:36:19Stonehenge.
00:36:20One of the oldest structures in the world.
00:36:24Lola?
00:36:24Was it the druids who built it?
00:36:25Or aliens?
00:36:27Hmm?
00:36:27The world will never know.
00:36:31It's the Eiffel Tower.
00:36:32The world will never know.
00:36:37Oh my gosh, hurry!
00:36:38We only have two more hours left in Paris and we haven't fallen in love yet!
00:36:42Wait, have you fallen in love yet?
00:36:45Okay, well quit staring at Stonehenge and let's see the rest of the city!
00:36:47Wake up!
00:36:58You know, that's a good way to kill an old person.
00:37:04I can't stand the suspense!
00:37:05What happened to the Eiffel Tower?
00:37:07Eiffel Tower?
00:37:09Oh, oh yes.
00:37:10I was heading on for dear life.
00:37:13I am not leaving Paris without France's finest piece of art.
00:37:17The Eiffel Tower.
00:37:18No one can save you now.
00:37:30I can.
00:37:34Oh, you saved my life.
00:37:40He's getting away.
00:37:44We need to stop him.
00:37:45Wow.
00:37:57The White House.
00:37:59Loli.
00:38:00I thought it would be more white.
00:38:01And a little more house looking.
00:38:04Oh, our poor president.
00:38:05Has to commute ten hours to work every morning and then do a bunch of politics all day.
00:38:09And then get right back on that plane and fly another ten hours just to do it all over again the next day.
00:38:15That man deserves our support.
00:38:17Lola.
00:38:17Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave.
00:38:24Lola, stop!
00:38:26You need to stop talking.
00:38:28We're in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
00:38:31Let's take a deep breath, look around, and just take it all in.
00:38:36That's a great...
00:38:37With no talking.
00:38:38With no talking.
00:39:07Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave.
00:39:09With no talking.
00:39:10With no talking.
00:39:12Absolutely.
00:39:13With no talking.
00:39:13With no talking.
00:39:14Well, it's very important.
00:39:20With no talking.
00:39:21With no talking.
00:39:52Yeah, no, that whole thing would have been a lot more better with talking.
00:40:22I am so in love today.
00:40:26We are in love.
00:40:28I think I'm gonna run away.
00:40:30We are in love.
00:40:32Did you tap my phone lines?
00:40:34We are in love.
00:40:37Yes, I tapped your phone lines.
00:40:39I won't lie, you're a very pretty lady.
00:40:43But you're crazy, crazy, crazy.
00:40:45You make me wanna move to Bolivia.
00:40:47I'll go with you.
00:40:48You know I'm thinking I should get a restraining order.
00:40:50Those are so hard to enforce.
00:40:52Cause your car was parked outside my house every night this week.
00:40:55Your neighbors are sweet.
00:40:56You're the reason that I have to keep my shades drawn.
00:40:59I'll watch you through the chimney.
00:41:01I've installed an alarm system with motion beam detectors.
00:41:05I have the code.
00:41:05We are in love.
00:41:07Give me just five minutes.
00:41:09We are in love.
00:41:12I think that was five minutes.
00:41:14We are in love.
00:41:16Did you just move in with me?
00:41:18We are in love.
00:41:20Yes, I just moved in with you.
00:41:23We are in love.
00:41:25No, we're not.
00:41:32That was our first love song.
00:41:34Ugh.
00:41:35Unbelievable.
00:41:36Wait, I'm out of here.
00:41:38I'm done.
00:41:39You blew the entire stunt.
00:41:41Way to go, turkey.
00:41:42I'm a rooster.
00:41:43Union guys.
00:41:47Well, if you win some, you lose some.
00:41:48Gotta know when to hold them, when to fold them.
00:41:49Four score in seven years.
00:41:51You know what I mean?
00:41:51Are you quitting on me, son?
00:41:53Everybody else quit, so I quit.
00:41:55Mob mentality.
00:41:56I guess I was wrong about you, son.
00:41:58What's that supposed to mean?
00:42:00Roosters are loyal.
00:42:02Roosters never quit.
00:42:03Roosters, I say roosters, fight to the end.
00:42:07And son, you are no rooster.
00:42:10Did you just call me a no rooster?
00:42:14What are you going to do about it, huh, son?
00:42:16I say, what are you going to do about it?
00:42:19Well, what's your expert opinion?
00:42:43Ooh, unless my eyes deceive me, it appears to be an authentic satsuma vase.
00:42:49Ooh! What's a satsuma vase?
00:42:52It's an ornate ceramic vessel from 14th century Japan.
00:42:56Is it valuable?
00:42:57Oh, I dare say. Look at this finish, how expertly executed it is.
00:43:01And the color. It's remarkably even.
00:43:04Oh, and we mustn't forget the glaze.
00:43:06Oh, don't get me started on the glaze.
00:43:08And the scalloped rim?
00:43:09Lustrous texture.
00:43:10The buff-tinged enamel?
00:43:12Get to the point, you stupid squirrels!
00:43:14We're gophers. Indeed.
00:43:15What's the dirt thing worth?
00:43:17Well, given the variables of today's marketplace,
00:43:20the scarcity of satsuma ceramics,
00:43:22and factoring in the current value of the N,
00:43:24I'd say your vase is worth approximately...
00:43:28A million dollars!
00:43:30Now, which one of you lucky two found it? I...
00:43:33I did! I was swimming laps in my pool
00:43:36when my dumb dog dug a hole in my yard.
00:43:38I saw the vase, picked it up,
00:43:40and I've very clearly stated,
00:43:42this is interesting.
00:43:44That's all I needed to hear.
00:43:47Hey, poor guy!
00:43:49No, it's quite all right. It's just a Tiffany lamp.
00:43:55After all, things are replaceable.
00:43:58Well, not that. That was one of a kind.
00:44:02Why?
00:44:03Because of that, you're not a heavenly guide.
00:44:10Hey, play!
00:44:11Ow!
00:44:12Come here!
00:44:13Come here!
00:44:14Come here!
00:44:15Come here!
00:44:16Come here!
00:44:17Come here!
00:44:18Come here!
00:44:19Is that all you've got?
00:44:38I'm still standing here.
00:44:42They've broken nearly everything in the store.
00:44:45Well, look on the bright side.
00:44:46Soon there'll be nothing left to break.
00:44:48Daffy?
00:44:52Bugs?
00:44:54Mother?
00:44:55Well, look who finally learned to cry.
00:45:10Ow!
00:45:11I say ow!
00:45:12Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:45:20Oh, you, uh...
00:45:24I think you might be a rooster after all, son.
00:45:34I think you might be a rooster after all, son.
00:45:48That's all I ever wanted to be.
00:45:51No!
00:45:52The Burmese Turtle!
00:46:06We found it!
00:46:08It's beautiful.
00:46:09It's beautiful.
00:46:10I say it's beautiful.
00:46:12It's mine!
00:46:13Oh, I'm so happy.
00:46:16I've never been filled with so much joy.
00:46:18I feel like I'm about to...
00:46:20That was interesting.
00:46:29Name?
00:46:30Daffy Duck.
00:46:31Crime?
00:46:32Contempt of court?
00:46:34Name?
00:46:35Bugs Bunny.
00:46:36Crime?
00:46:36Well, some might say being too good-looking.
00:46:43Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:46:44Contempt of court.
00:46:51Oh, no.
00:46:52I'm gonna be swimming in this.
00:46:54Do you have a belt or a sash?
00:46:56I'm about to meet a ton of new people.
00:46:58And I'd rather not look like a big, fat traffic cone.
00:47:03See what I mean?
00:47:04That's a lot of orange.
00:47:13Not too shabby.
00:47:14I mean, I could use some accessories.
00:47:16Maybe a few pillows or some scented candles.
00:47:19I'm thinking this might be a problem.
00:47:34Eh, a little salty, but I gotta say, it's a pleasure having somebody cook for me.
00:47:40How can you be so relaxed?
00:47:42We're in prison.
00:47:43Jail.
00:47:44The big house.
00:47:44We're up the river.
00:47:45We're down the creek.
00:47:46We're two bricks short of a load.
00:47:48There's no I in team.
00:47:49You gotta fight for your ride to party.
00:47:53Party's over.
00:47:54What are you scared of?
00:47:56This guy?
00:47:56I bet he's a teddy bear.
00:48:00I'm Bugs.
00:48:01This is Daffy.
00:48:02We're in cell 2R.
00:48:03Come by any time.
00:48:04The door's always open.
00:48:05Well, not technically, but you get the point.
00:48:07Anywho, would you be a dear and please pass me the ketchup?
00:48:14Are you serving time for being rude or because you can't follow directions?
00:48:17Uh, so let me get this straight.
00:48:24I can insult whomever I please without fear of bodily harm?
00:48:29I should have gotten thrown in jail years ago.
00:48:31It's a smart aleck's paradise.
00:48:34Say, I like your hair.
00:48:35Did you butcher it yourself?
00:48:37Yeah, I'll butcher you.
00:48:38I don't know where you got your looks, but I hope you kept the receipt.
00:48:40Oh, I'm gonna thank you.
00:48:42Hey, buddy, can I borrow your brain?
00:48:44You're obviously not using it.
00:48:45Hey, God.
00:48:46You gotta get me out of here.
00:48:49I'm not cut out for this place.
00:48:50Look at me.
00:48:50I can't eat.
00:48:51I can't sleep.
00:48:52You don't know what it's like being cut off from the outside world.
00:48:54What year is it?
00:48:54Who's president?
00:48:56You've only been in here one day.
00:48:58Well, it's been a very hard day.
00:49:00Did you know they have a yard here where you can exercise for free?
00:49:05Well, before I go, I made you a cake.
00:49:09A cake, huh?
00:49:10Nothing, no crowbar, no shiv.
00:49:23Who brings a cake to a prisoner without putting a means of escape inside?
00:49:26How do you expect us to break out of this place?
00:49:30Mother.
00:49:32Oh, where are we going now?
00:49:41Phew.
00:49:42Excuse me.
00:49:44What's the goal here?
00:49:46Are we building something or just making rocks into smaller rocks?
00:49:49And would it be possible for me to switch places with that pituitary case over there?
00:49:56I boing easily.
00:49:58You'll have to pardon my friend.
00:49:59The heat's getting to him.
00:50:00He's not used to this.
00:50:02He's not a hardened criminal like you.
00:50:04I mean, I shouldn't assume that you're a hardened criminal, but in my defense, you do have a neanderthal-shaped head, which I normally equate with stupidity.
00:50:12Not that you're stupid.
00:50:13I just mean that you look stupid.
00:50:14I don't mean that as an insult.
00:50:16I mean, some people say stupid to mean cool, like that's a stupid car, you've got a stupid apartment.
00:50:20I wish I could stop talking.
00:50:22I'm just very nervous right now.
00:50:23I tend to ramble when I'm nervous.
00:50:24Do you know what the word ramble means?
00:50:26You're probably too stupid to know.
00:50:28And here I mean stupid, stupid, not stupid cool.
00:50:33Yahoo!
00:50:34Yahoo!
00:50:34Yahoo!
00:50:35Yahoo!
00:50:36Yahoo!
00:50:36Yahoo!
00:50:36Yahoo!
00:50:36Yahoo!
00:50:36Yahoo!
00:50:36Yahoo!
00:50:37Yahoo!
00:50:37Yahoo!
00:50:38Yahoo!
00:50:38Yahoo!
00:50:39Yahoo!
00:50:39Yahoo!
00:50:40Yahoo!
00:50:40Yahoo!
00:50:41Yahoo!
00:50:42Yahoo!
00:50:42Yahoo!
00:50:43Yahoo!
00:50:43Yahoo!
00:50:44Yahoo!
00:50:45Yahoo!
00:50:45Yahoo!
00:50:46Yahoo!
00:50:47There's only one thing to do.
00:50:49Teach that bully a thing or jump.
00:50:51Yahoo!
00:50:52Yahoo!
00:50:53Yahoo!
00:51:04I guess no one's ever heard of bringing a gift either.
00:51:07I just want to thank everybody for coming to Daffy's Apology Party.
00:51:13I hope that after tonight, we can all agree to let bygones be bygones.
00:51:18Oh, and I've got a carrot pie in the oven, so save room.
00:51:24Carrot pie?
00:51:25Oh, I hope it's okay that I brought my son.
00:51:28It's so hard to get a sitter these days.
00:51:31Please let there be other women coming to this thing.
00:51:33Greetings, everybody.
00:51:34Greetings, everybody.
00:51:35As neighbors, you think you know each other well.
00:51:40But what you don't know is that one of you is a thief.
00:51:46It's one of those fun mystery dinner parties.
00:51:52Let us begin.
00:51:53Everyone pick up your plate.
00:51:54Uh, Scary Voice?
00:51:55My son doesn't have a plate.
00:51:56Hold on.
00:51:57Here.
00:51:59Where's the bathroom?
00:52:00Just hold it.
00:52:01Now, under your plate you'll find a number.
00:52:03Ain't no numbers on these things.
00:52:05What?
00:52:06Huh?
00:52:07Maybe he came to mind because Mom only picked up his house.
00:52:08Oh, what?
00:52:09That's so easy, huh?
00:52:10You don't feel like that's the way that you've had my son.
00:52:11You can't go trip up your house in the house.
00:52:12Wait, sit down.
00:52:13And you'll find a girl right under your house.
00:52:14Guys!
00:52:15Oh, you just said, I'm gonna talk to mom.
00:52:16What are you dudes?
00:52:17You'll feel like this one of you who go?
00:52:18Here!
00:52:19Here!
00:52:21Where's the bathroom?
00:52:22Just hold it!
00:52:23Now, under your plate you'll find a number.
00:52:26Ain't no numbers on these things!
00:52:27What?
00:52:28Okay?
00:52:30You're the best!
00:52:31This is a new calculator!
00:52:32I looked that I guess.
00:52:33Now, one of you has a plate with the number five on it.
00:52:42Who has the number five?
00:52:44I do.
00:52:45So do I.
00:52:47How did that happen?
00:52:51There, now you have a three.
00:52:53I have a three.
00:52:54Ugh.
00:53:00Oh, what a fun party.
00:53:04Everyone getting along?
00:53:06Oh, yes.
00:53:08The voice is having us do lots of things.
00:53:12That's nice.
00:53:14I, uh, think I smell burning carrots.
00:53:16My pie!
00:53:18Quick, what number do you have again?
00:53:19Uh, five.
00:53:21Okay, you two switch plates.
00:53:25Now, what number do you have?
00:53:27Five.
00:53:31Open your eyes, Grandma.
00:53:32It's clearly a three.
00:53:33You're a three.
00:53:34I'm a three.
00:53:35Why are you three?
00:53:37I have no idea.
00:53:38Do you want me to be a three?
00:53:40Yes, thank you.
00:53:41Finally, someone is cooperating.
00:53:47Now, who has the number three?
00:53:51Oh, I'm hungry.
00:53:56Can we eat first and then play the game?
00:54:00It's not a game.
00:54:01It's a trap.
00:54:02An elaborate trap designed to extract a concession from one of you dirty thieves.
00:54:06And then we'll have an apology party, all right.
00:54:08But the apologies are going to be to me.
00:54:11Now, what if you stole my newspaper?
00:54:13Confess!
00:54:13What if you're going to be there?
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:15Really?
00:54:16You're really going there?
00:54:17Yeah, I'm going there.
00:54:18Where is he going?
00:54:20Because if you go there, I will go there.
00:54:24And you do not want to be there when I get there.
00:54:28Because when I get there, I will be so there that you will wish you had stayed right here.
00:54:33Me?
00:54:35What about you?
00:54:36You don't care about your neighbors.
00:54:38You're just scared one of them is going to sue you.
00:54:42You're crazy.
00:54:43I'm crazy?
00:54:44You're the one who made carrot pie.
00:54:47I mean, carrot pie!
00:54:48Ever heard of carrot cake?
00:54:50That's an actual dessert made with carrots.
00:54:53And do you make it?
00:54:54No!
00:54:54You make carrot pie!
00:54:56A thing no one eats!
00:55:03Um, um, uh, um, uh, um!
00:55:33Oh, yeah.
00:55:37This is so hard to do.
00:55:43I thought this was going to happen to come back.
00:55:47What happened to you?
00:55:51Well...
00:55:57What?
00:55:58I don't know.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:58This is the end of the run, the first time I was going to stop playing a game.
00:57:05But the end of the run, I was going to say,
00:57:10I was going to die, and I'm going to die.
00:57:12I'm going to die, and I'm going to die, and I'll die.
00:57:16I'm going to die.
00:57:21I'm going to die.
00:57:26Okay, here's the first question.
00:57:34What is your roommate's favorite vegetable?
00:57:38Your favorite vegetable.
00:57:41Hmm.
00:57:42I'm going to go with beef, Chuck.
00:57:45Uh-oh, the correct answer was carrots.
00:57:48You know what that means.
00:57:54Challengers?
00:57:55Your favorite vegetable.
00:57:57Well, I know he loves cauliflower.
00:57:59Guilty. I do love cauliflower.
00:58:01But he has been known to us for seconds when I make sweet potatoes.
00:58:04You really must try his sweet potatoes.
00:58:06They are divine.
00:58:07But if I had to pick his favorite vegetable,
00:58:09I would have to say pureed butternut squash
00:58:12in a balsamic reduction with just a hint of clover.
00:58:15That's correct.
00:58:19I knew you'd get that right.
00:58:21Well, I knew that you knew I'd get that right.
00:58:23Next question.
00:58:27What is your best friend's middle name?
00:58:31That's an easy one.
00:58:32Sheldon.
00:58:37Armando?
00:58:38You know what that means.
00:58:42Bugs and Daffy, you've got some catching up to do.
00:58:45And you're going to have a chance after the break.
00:58:51Daffy, your middle name is Sheldon.
00:58:54That may be true, but Armando sounds cooler.
00:58:58Well, do you want to sound cool or do you want to win?
00:59:00I want to win!
00:59:01Well, then, we need a new strategy.
00:59:05In the next round, whatever you're about to say,
00:59:07say the opposite.
00:59:09That's a great idea!
00:59:10I mean, that's a horrible idea.
00:59:15Hello, competitors.
00:59:16Hello.
00:59:17We wanted to wish you luck.
00:59:18Thanks.
00:59:19Don't you want to wish us luck?
00:59:20Not particularly.
00:59:22I'll wish you luck.
00:59:23Why, thank you, and good luck to you as well.
00:59:29Welcome back to Besties, the show about best friends.
00:59:34Remember, say the opposite.
00:59:37Tell me, who does your best friend most admire?
00:59:41I want to say me, but I guess I'll go with...
00:59:44Groucho Morix?
00:59:46That's correct!
00:59:47I was going to say, take your daughter to work day,
00:59:53but instead I'll say...
00:59:55Thanksgiving?
00:59:56Correct.
00:59:59Everything in me is saying rockabilly,
01:00:01but I'll go with smooth jazz.
01:00:05Correct!
01:00:09My gut says chocolate milk,
01:00:11but I'm going to go with Australia.
01:00:15Correct!
01:00:17This final question is worth 300 points.
01:00:23What is your best friend's catchphrase?
01:00:27If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
01:00:30No, no.
01:00:31It's laugh and the world laughs with you.
01:00:34Uh-oh.
01:00:35You know what that means.
01:00:39Oh, feathers!
01:00:41Oh, what fun!
01:00:42It's like a pillow fight.
01:00:43Bugs and Daffy,
01:00:48now you have a chance to win.
01:00:50Daffy, what is Bugs Bunny's catchphrase?
01:00:53Hmm.
01:00:54Think.
01:00:54Catchphrase.
01:00:55Really?
01:00:56I say it all the time.
01:00:58I know this.
01:00:59I know this.
01:01:00It's sort of my go-to phrase.
01:01:02It's right on the tip of my tongue.
01:01:03It's in the form of a question.
01:01:06I say it with a lot of sarcasm.
01:01:08Um, I don't do Mondays.
01:01:14Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:16We were looking for...
01:01:17What's up, Doc?
01:01:20And...
01:01:21Say it with me.
01:01:22You know what that means!
01:01:25That means...
01:01:30You're our winners!
01:01:32Gene!
01:01:32Tell them what they won!
01:01:34The Fabulous Cruise!
01:01:38Cruise?
01:01:39How exciting!
01:01:40We've always wanted to go on a cruise!