Looney Tune's, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang bring you a marathon of laughs and adventures! This 1-hour compilation features some of the funniest and most entertaining episodes from the Looney Tunes Show.
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00:00Am I good? Is it clear?
00:12I can't tell. I'm clear.
00:16Not clear.
00:17What's that idiot doing in my blind spot?
00:19Everyone's in your blind spot.
00:21This car is nothing but blind spots.
00:23It's not a car. It's a parade float.
00:26Now am I clear?
00:29I don't know. All I see is a giant foot.
00:32It's not a giant foot. It's a giant flipper.
00:35That's it. I'm going for it.
00:49Great. Now we have to go to the car wash.
00:53Oh no. I'm getting out here.
00:55What are you crazy? You're on the side of a freeway. It's dangerous.
00:59Not as dangerous as riding in that thing.
01:01Suit yourself.
01:10Am I clear?
01:13Should I buy a new TV or should I buy one of those massage chairs?
01:18Tough life.
01:20What are you wearing?
01:21Mall pants.
01:22What kind of pants?
01:23Mall pants.
01:24Pants you wear at the mall as a sign of respect.
01:27So why aren't you wearing a shirt?
01:29Too much respect. It's the mall, not church.
01:32Also, I can't afford a shirt.
01:34I suppose I could buy the TV and just go somewhere for a massage.
01:41Whoa. Uh-oh.
01:42My mall pants!
01:44You know what? I'm just going to buy both.
01:48No mall underwear, huh?
01:55Next.
01:56One ticket and a large popcorn.
01:58Oh, and I'm a senior citizen.
02:00And a student.
02:01And active military.
02:03So just go ahead and give me those discounts.
02:05Excuse me?
02:06What's this movie about anyway?
02:07It's the Foghorn Leghorn story.
02:09A rags-to-riches tale of a poor rooster who grows up to become one of the world's greatest entrepreneurs.
02:15Snoozefest. What else is playing?
02:17This isn't a movie theater. We're making a movie.
02:20This line is to audition for the role of Mr. Foghorn Leghorn.
02:24This guy? You're making a movie about this guy?
02:29Let me give you some advice, sister.
02:31No one's going to want to spend two hours looking at some ugly bird with a red pompadour,
02:36two weird balls hanging from his chin, and a big fat gut.
02:41Son, you better watch what you say.
02:44Or you might just find yourself with the lead role.
02:49Mr. Leghorn, I think that would be a huge mistake.
02:52A huge mistake is wearing that blouse with those shoes, Carol.
02:57Son, I say son, has anybody ever told you you've got chutzpah?
03:01Sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't speak Spanish.
03:04Sir, don't you remember? He's the idiot who destroyed your company.
03:08I only remember the positive, Carol. That's why I'm a success.
03:14I like you, son. You speak your mind. That's just what this movie needs.
03:19I have a lot better things to do with my time than to star in your stupid movie.
03:23Like what?
03:25Touché.
03:28You can all go home. The role, I say the role's been cast.
03:34But he's not even a rooster.
03:36He's more of a rooster, I say. He's more of a rooster than you'll ever be.
03:40Don't you think it's a little weird having a duck play a rooster?
03:44It's called acting, son.
03:46Don't you think it's a little weird that I'm not an actor?
03:50That's a knee slapper. You're killing me.
03:55Steve St. James. Wow. I'm your biggest fan.
03:59Well, thank you very much.
04:02Would you like a signed copy of my book?
04:04Nah. Books are like cell phones and doctors.
04:07Takes forever to get an appointment, and I don't have insurance.
04:10Will you sign my beak?
04:15I can't see it. Sign his face.
04:20Leslie Hunt? Who's she?
04:23I'm Leslie Hunt.
04:24You're Steve St. James.
04:26No. Steve St. James is a character that I played on TV. I'm Leslie Hunt.
04:31Who?
04:32I thought you said you were my biggest fan.
04:34I'm Steve St. James' biggest fan, and you're no Steve St. James.
04:39That's what I said.
04:41That's what I said.
04:44I need a cup of coffee.
04:52Well, if he's not gonna be Steve St. James, then I will.
04:57That's stealing.
05:00You'd make a great chauffeur.
05:04Oh.
05:07Would you please state your name for the court?
05:10Porky Pig.
05:11What's the matter? Are you nervous?
05:14I'm not nervous.
05:16You sure sound nervous.
05:19This is what I always say.
05:21Maybe you're nervous because you're lying.
05:24But I'm not.
05:25Maybe you're lying because you don't want us to know your true identity.
05:30My true identity?
05:32And the reason you don't want us to know your true identity is because you, sir, are the litterer.
05:45And a collective gasp fills the courtroom.
05:50Are we done here?
05:52Are you not wearing pants?
05:55Where's the gift shop?
06:00Please state your name for the court.
06:02Bugs Bunny.
06:03Mr. Bunny, where were you on the night of November 10th?
06:07I'm not sure, but didn't this happen in the daytime on June 5th?
06:12And how would you know that if you were not guilty of this heinous crime?
06:15Ladies and gentlemen, here is your litterer.
06:18Daffy, just pay the fine.
06:20Hostile witness!
06:21Oh, you call this hostile?
06:24This is not hostile.
06:26If you want hostile, I'll give you hostile.
06:29Objection! Overruled!
06:31That's what I say!
06:32What?
06:33Overruled!
06:34Sustained!
06:35Keep this up, and I'll hold you both in contempt of court.
06:38I apologize for my friend, Your Highness.
06:41Now, if I may.
06:43What do we know?
06:45The piece of litter in question?
06:47A can of soda.
06:49So, it would fit that the litterer must like soda.
06:53It may surprise the court to learn that I, Daffy Duck, despise soda.
07:02Is anyone even listening here?
07:05The point is, I can't possibly be the litterer because I don't like soda.
07:11And if the soda gets spit, you must acquit.
07:14And if the soda gets spit, you must acquit.
07:30Order!
07:31You are both held in contempt and will be placed in jail immediately.
07:35Bailiff, take them away.
07:45What'd I miss?
07:49Okay, Bobcats, gather around.
07:52Take a knee.
07:54Let's see what we've got here.
07:57One boy, two girls, and a monster.
08:03No obvious athletes, none of you attractive.
08:07What's your name?
08:08Emily.
08:09Emily? I'm never gonna remember that.
08:11What about you?
08:13Andrew.
08:14Yeah, these names are impossible.
08:16You know what? I'm just gonna call everyone Jennifer.
08:18Now, Jennifer, any pre-existing injuries I should know about?
08:22No, I get stomach aches.
08:23Not really.
08:24What does pre-existing mean?
08:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:26Jennifer, I was talking to Jennifer.
08:29Which Jennifer?
08:30Okay, I'm obviously gonna have to dumb it down for you guys.
08:33So, you're Jennifer 1.
08:35You're Jennifer, wait, no.
08:37You're Jennifer 1.
08:39You're Jennifer 2.
08:41You're Jennifer 3.
08:42And you're, I was gonna say Jennifer 4,
08:45but you don't look like a Jennifer 4,
08:47so you're gonna be Jennifer 3.
08:49And you're gonna be Emily.
08:52But that's my actual name.
08:54Won't that be confusing?
08:55Now, let's get in the pool.
09:04Everyone, pick a horse!
09:06Um, Coach, that horse is in water polo.
09:11Huh.
09:12I have a feeling it's gonna be harder to get him out of the pool
09:14than it was to get him in it.
09:16This, I say, this is the opening scene of the movie,
09:18where I say goodbye to my wonderful mama forever.
09:21She's gonna say her line,
09:23and then you break down and cry like a baby,
09:25just like I did.
09:30I say, I say, action!
09:32Son, I say, son,
09:35remember what I always told you.
09:38It's not the treasure.
09:40It's the quest.
10:00Cry!
10:02Your mama's gone!
10:05Boo-hoo-hoo, man!
10:07I'm crying so hard!
10:10I say, I say, look at how hard I cry!
10:15Don't say it, son. Do it!
10:25You're laughing?
10:27I don't know. I'm grasping at straws here.
10:29I mean, she's not giving me anything.
10:31Can't somebody get me a real actress to work with?
10:33You heard him.
10:35Somebody help that woman out of that bed
10:37so we can put a real actress in it.
10:39Somebody means you, Carol.
10:41Well, I'm not going anywhere
10:43until I get an apology for everything this fool has done.
10:46I mean, turning a bunch of rats loose on Columbus Day.
10:49Who does that?
10:51The same jack-and-apes who darn near burned my house down.
10:54And by the way, you don't go accusing your neighbors
10:57of stealing something without any evidence,
10:59especially something as dumb as a newspaper.
11:02I mean, come on, read the Internet.
11:04For the last time, I don't read it!
11:07Hasn't anyone seen my parade float?
11:10You heard the witch. I mean, lady.
11:13You owe us all an apology.
11:15Well, say you're sorry.
11:18Uh...
11:20You can't say it, can you?
11:23I can say it.
11:25Uh...
11:27Then say it.
11:29I'm sorry.
11:31Did you just say you're sorry?
11:33I'm sloggy.
11:35You're soggy?
11:37I'm slarmy.
11:39You're the worst neighbor I ever met.
11:42And I should know, before I met you,
11:45I was the worst neighbor I ever met.
11:47Eh, it's still a close call.
11:49You're the biggest monster in this neighborhood.
11:52That's saying a lot. He's an actual monster.
11:55I'll take a banana split.
11:58One scoop vanilla.
12:00One scoop chocolate.
12:02One scoop strawberry.
12:06Put the strawberry in the middle.
12:09And now hot fudge.
12:11Only on the vanilla and chocolate.
12:13Put regular fudge on the strawberry.
12:15Now some whipped cream.
12:17Hey, hey, hey! Easy!
12:19Little more. Little more.
12:21Little more only on the vanilla.
12:23Kind of fill in that space right there.
12:26Stop!
12:28Now some nuts.
12:30Well, no nut dust.
12:32Now this is the complicated part.
12:35No green sprinkles on the chocolate.
12:37Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry.
12:39But both no red sprinkles.
12:41Except on the vanilla,
12:43which should receive exclusively red sprinkles.
12:48That'll be $5.85.
12:50I've only got 16 cents.
12:55Get the rest from your tip jar.
12:58Take a knee.
13:02Get him back up!
13:05All right, all right. Calm down.
13:07You're a team now.
13:09So you gotta start acting like a team.
13:11You gotta be aware of each other in that pool.
13:13Got it?
13:15I don't want you to listen.
13:17I want you to hear.
13:20I don't want you to look.
13:22I want you to see.
13:24Now look at me and listen up.
13:26Jennifer 3, you're gonna be our captain.
13:29I'm Jennifer 3. I'm Jennifer 1.
13:32You know what? We've got too many Jennifers.
13:34New nicknames.
13:36Your glasses, your freckles, and your big teeth.
13:39What's my nickname?
13:41I say we stick with Emily. It suits you.
13:44All right, start playing.
13:46But we don't have a ball.
13:48You need a ball? Taz, give me your ball.
13:52See what's happening?
13:54He's listening, but not hearing.
13:58Dumb dog.
14:04My glutes!
14:06That was your exciting news that you don't have a girlfriend?
14:09No. I got us playoff tickets.
14:12What? How did you get tickets?
14:14They've been sold out for weeks.
14:16My uncle works in the league office.
14:18Porky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs.
14:21I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.
14:23You know, I've never said this before, but thank you.
14:27You mean thank you.
14:30Is that how it's pronounced?
14:32Well, then, thank you.
14:34There's no two people I'd rather go with.
14:49My friendship with Porky is over.
14:52What?
14:53He ate my french fries.
14:55What french fries?
14:57The ones that came with my sandwich.
14:59He probably thought they were for the table.
15:01They were not for the table.
15:03They were my fries. They came with my sandwich.
15:06You want fries? Order fries.
15:08But you do not take someone else's fries.
15:11That is the rule.
15:14Don't you think you're being a little dramatic?
15:16I am not being dramatic.
15:19Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to walk myself home.
15:23That's right. Walk home through this unsavory neighborhood
15:27where I'll surely be set upon by ruffians and miscreants,
15:31street hustlers and road monkeys.
15:34Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to walk myself home.
15:38That's right. Walk home through this unsavory neighborhood
15:42where I'll surely be set upon by ruffians and miscreants,
15:47street hustlers and road monkeys,
15:50none of whom, by the by,
15:53come close to being the kind of garbage that is Porky Pig.
15:58Now, good day, sir.
16:06Bugs?
16:12I'm Steve St. James, off-duty cop.
16:14And we're going wherever justice is sleeping
16:16and needs to be woken up by me, Steve St. James, off-duty cop.
16:21So, I just keep going straight?
16:25Pull over.
16:28No, park illegally.
16:31More illegally, like you don't have time to play by the rules.
16:36Ahem. Aren't you forgetting something?
16:40Oh, sorry.
16:48Will you marry me?
16:50Freeze!
16:52But he was...
16:54I know what he was doing. He was stealing your ring
16:57and beautifully placing it in this elegant box.
17:00No, I was...
17:03And that's a code nine.
17:05I might be off-duty, but I'm not off my game.
17:09Looks like your meter's expired.
17:12Call me if you have any more trouble, ma'am, day or night.
17:15Well, never before 11 a.m.
17:17And don't call after 5.
17:19And also, when you call, it'll be my roommate's voice on the answering machine.
17:21I don't know how to change it.
17:23Also, I don't know how to access messages.
17:25So just keep calling, any time, day or night.
17:27Between 11 and 5. And not on weekends.
17:32Ahem.
18:02♪
18:32Now, son, in that box, I say, in that box, you believe is the Burmese turtle.
18:36It's what you've wanted your whole life.
18:39Now, after you say your line, you will start running,
18:41which will be my cue to press this button, causing an elaborate chain reaction,
18:45which will destroy the entire set.
18:48So we only have one shot at this.
18:49Are you ready?
18:50I was born ready.
18:52Let's shoot this, you turkeys!
18:59Action!
19:00I say, I say, the Burmese turtle is mine!
19:09Quick question, when's lunch?
19:28How's it coming in there?
19:31I did it.
19:32I invented something so spectacular,
19:34that every man, woman, and child will wonder how they ever survived without it.
19:39You know when you want bread, but you don't want the whole loaf?
19:42I call it...
19:43Gaffy Duck's Equally Sized Bread Pieces!
19:48The rest of the world calls it sliced bread.
20:01Okay.
20:02You know, after you've gone to the bathroom,
20:04you sometimes wish you had something to help you.
20:06You know, clean up.
20:08Like a flushable paper product of some sort?
20:14Gaffy, are you telling me that you don't use toilet paper?
20:23Mine was gonna be called butt paper!
20:26Mine was gonna be called butt paper!
20:32Once again, it pays to have invented the carrot peeler.
20:42Ahem.
20:45Oh, sorry.
20:48They say history repeats itself.
20:50Well, wouldn't it be amazing if you could visit the past
20:54and see what really happened for yourself?
20:57Of course, to do this, there would need to be a device.
21:01A portal in which your molecular structure was broken down
21:05and then reassembled in the exact same manner.
21:08You invented a time machine?
21:11No. But if there was such a thing,
21:13and you used it a lot,
21:15you'd probably need...
21:17a big box with a handle on it to carry your stuff.
21:20A suitcase.
21:22Everything's been invented!
21:24Men, this is your first game.
21:27You're probably scared.
21:29You feel like you're gonna lose.
21:31Maybe even get humiliated out there.
21:33Well, I know exactly how you feel.
21:36You see, years ago, I was a small-time boxer
21:40living in a tiny apartment in Philadelphia.
21:43Out of the blue, the heavyweight champion of the world
21:46gave me a shot at the title.
21:49He knew I didn't stand a chance,
21:51but he liked my nickname,
21:53the Italian Stallion.
21:57One day, I met this very shy girl named Adrian
22:00at a pet store, and we fell in love.
22:03Her brother Paulie got me a job at his meatpacking plant
22:06where I would beat on the carcasses hanging in the freezer.
22:09For nutrition, I ate raw eggs.
22:12And for speed, my trainer made me chase chickens.
22:16Now I know what you're all wondering.
22:18Did I defeat the heavyweight champion of the world?
22:22No.
22:24But I went the distance.
22:27And you know what that proved?
22:30That I wasn't just another bum from the neighborhood.
22:34Wasn't that a movie?
22:36You know, I think they did make a movie out of it.
22:39That's how incredible my story is.
22:41Ooh, remind me to tell you about the time
22:43I was swept away in a tornado
22:45and ended up in a magical land
22:47with my little dog Toto and my ruby red flippers.
22:50But right now, we've got a game to win!
22:53On 3! 1, 2, 3!
22:55Rockies!
22:57Bobcats.
22:59¶¶
23:01¶¶
23:04¶¶
23:09Grr!
23:11Grr!
23:13Grr!
23:16¶¶
23:22¶¶
23:32Stay off the water! Stay off the water!
23:34Stay off the water!
23:36¶¶
23:38Hey, stop!
23:39Turn off the water!
23:41Turn off the water!
23:43Ahh!
23:44Aah!
23:45Ah!
23:46Aah!
23:47Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:49Whoa!
23:50Aah!
23:51Oh!
23:52Ah!
23:53Aah!
23:54Oh!
23:55Aah!
23:56Oh!
23:57Oh!
23:58Aah!
23:59Ooh!
24:00Aah!
24:01Ah!
24:02Oh!
24:03Aah!
24:04Aah!
24:05Ah!
24:06Ah!
24:07♪
24:17♪
24:27♪
24:37♪
24:47♪
24:57Can I get a carrot cake?
25:00A whole cake? I'm having dinner with Lola and her parents.
25:03So you're getting carrot cake? Isn't that a little cliche?
25:07Rabbits. Carrots.
25:09Here's your carrot cake.
25:13You know, on second thought, I think I'll get a lemon meringue pie instead.
25:18Ooh, that sounds good. Can I get a sample of that?
25:21I'm sorry, we don't give samples.
25:23What? How do I know if I want it if I can't sample it first?
25:27Come on, just give me a little taste.
25:29Here you go.
25:30What is the big deal? I'm talking about a teeny little taste.
25:34No one would know. What do you think, I'm going to shove my whole hand in it?
25:38You think I'm going to rub my face in it and ruin it for everyone else?
25:42Well, I wouldn't do that.
25:44I would take a teeny little taste and then decide if I wanted it.
25:49And I don't.
25:53You know what? I'll take the carrot cake after all.
25:56Okay, everybody, I want to introduce the rest of the workout team.
26:00This is Tracy and Jessie.
26:02All right, we're just going to start you off with a little light jog.
26:06Just jog in place.
26:07You want to really warm up those legs.
26:09Get them ready for what's to come.
26:11Want to see a movie with me and Pocky?
26:13Can't. I'm doing my workout.
26:15And now let's do some jumping jacks.
26:17You're going to want to keep your core tight and your arms straight.
26:19Will you get me a water?
26:21No.
26:28Will you get me a water?
26:31And now let's go into some squat thrusts.
26:33You know it's dangerous to work out without being properly hydrated.
26:36You're going to feel this in your glutes.
26:38We're really going to blast those glutes later.
26:40My glutes.
26:44They're really locked up.
26:51What is taking you so long?
26:53You have the first time. You can put any weight down.
26:58Don't rush me.
27:01Is Dogarth a word?
27:03I'm not telling you.
27:05You're fun to play with.
27:07Is, uh, Voadgriff a word?
27:11If you can't say it, it's probably not a word.
27:14Okay, fine.
27:20Darvog?
27:22What?
27:23I challenge.
27:24Darvog is a word.
27:26Darvog?
27:27What?
27:28I challenge.
27:29Darvog is a word.
27:31Use it in a sentence.
27:32I just did.
27:33Darvog is a word.
27:34That's a sentence.
27:35What?
27:36Do you not know what a sentence is?
27:38Because if you don't know what a sentence is,
27:40then we shouldn't play.
27:42It would be like playing with a child.
27:44You want something to eat?
27:45I am Darvog'd.
27:48Give me a wrench.
27:51Porky!
27:52Huh? Oh, sorry. I was studying.
27:54Studying?
27:55Yeah. I went back to school.
27:57Oh, boy.
27:58I figured the catering business can be such a rollercoaster.
28:01It's good to keep your options open.
28:03Besides, I've always loved school.
28:06You know, for two people that spend a lot of time together,
28:09we really have nothing in common.
28:11That should do it.
28:13What were you fixing?
28:14Nothing.
28:15But women love a guy who works on his car.
28:21Are those the Bugs' gloves?
28:23Bugs' gloves?
28:24Gotta protect my delicate hands.
28:26Women love a man with a soft touch.
28:30What you winking at?
28:32Don't you wave at me.
28:34Well, most women.
28:37Tina, I hear what you're saying. I do.
28:40I just feel that since you were with me,
28:42when I got the parking ticket,
28:44you should pay half of it.
28:46I gotta go. It's the other line.
28:48Hello?
28:50This is Daffy Duck.
28:52Oh, you know,
28:54I would love to go door-to-door
28:56to help the mayor get re-elected.
28:58But unfortunately, I'm not a United States citizen.
29:01So I probably shouldn't get involved with your politics.
29:05Where am I from?
29:09Albania.
29:11Albania. I'm from Albania.
29:15Yes, I am, how you say, visiting your country.
29:18So I sorry, but please do take me off your phone list.
29:21Okay? Adios.
29:23That's Albanian for goodbye.
29:44Well, that was fun.
29:45Good match.
29:47Oops, almost slipped there.
29:49Gotta be careful.
29:59That's it. I figured it out.
30:01I finally know what I want to do with my life.
30:04Be a professional basketball player.
30:06You're three and a half feet tall.
30:08You know, you're a real dream killer.
30:10I hope you don't ever have children.
30:12I thought you were a hairdresser.
30:14It's time for a new challenge.
30:16And I can't find my scissors.
30:18I'll be a farmer, work the land, feed the people.
30:21They get up at four in the morning.
30:23I know what I'll be.
30:25A mountain climber.
30:26Did you say climber?
30:28Climb large mountains,
30:31scale impossible peaks.
30:35You can't even climb the stairs.
30:37It's the altitude.
30:40I've reached the summit.
30:42What a view!
30:48Oh, hey, what's your home phone number?
30:50The same as your home phone number.
30:52Ah.
30:54What are you doing?
30:55I got a new phone.
30:56What happened to your old phone?
30:58Toilet.
30:59What's Porky's number?
31:00You don't know Porky's phone number?
31:02No, he calls me.
31:03But this way, when he calls,
31:05I can call him back.
31:07He calls me.
31:08But this way, when he calls,
31:09I'll recognize the number,
31:10and I'll know not to answer it.
31:125550815.
31:15What's his last name?
31:18You don't know Porky's last name?
31:20It's Pig.
31:21Pig?
31:22Are you kidding?
31:24I thought that was his nickname.
31:26That is fantastic.
31:28Pig.
31:29How do you spell that?
31:34Hey, I'm off to the mall.
31:35What do you do there every day?
31:37You don't have any money.
31:38I don't need money.
31:39I go to the food court and eat free samples.
31:43Hmm.
31:47Are you looking for your purse?
31:49It's in the closet.
31:50It's a handbag, not a purse.
31:53Why don't you just carry your wallet?
31:55And what am I supposed to do with all my items?
31:58What items?
32:00My phone.
32:02Sunglasses.
32:03My mints.
32:04My lip gloss.
32:05My scrunchies.
32:07I can't believe you go out looking like that.
32:10You're right.
32:15Christmas.
32:17The time of year when the chill in the air
32:20brings out the warmth in your heart.
32:23But what happens to the Christmas spirit
32:25when it's 104 degrees outside?
32:29BELL RINGS
32:33Bugs, Christmas is almost here.
32:35Aren't you excited?
32:36Not really.
32:37It's December and it's 100 degrees out here.
32:40What are you saying?
32:42It's too hot for Christmas.
32:44Too hot for Christmas?
32:46How can you say such a thing?
32:48I feel woozy, like I'm going to faint.
32:50That's because you're wearing a parka.
32:53Huh?
32:54Oh.
32:59Oh, yeah, that's much better.
33:01What were we talking about again?
33:03Not doing Christmas this year.
33:05Oh!
33:12That way.
33:13We could probably find free parking on the street.
33:16Porky, you've got to learn to treat yourself right.
33:19Enjoy the finer things in life.
33:22BELL RINGS
33:27All right.
33:29Hey, Yule.
33:31It's Paul.
33:32Paul, I am guessing you've never driven a vehicle
33:35quite like this one.
33:37No, sir, I haven't.
33:39Are those the keys?
33:41First of all, I could do without the attitude.
33:44Second of all, these are obviously pliers
33:47because the ignition key is obviously broken off
33:50and the ignition itself obviously due to a fit I had
33:54regarding a personal matter.
34:03And don't get any ideas.
34:05I locked the glove compartment.
34:08Hey, sometimes you've got to treat people wrong
34:11to treat yourself right.
34:13BELL RINGS
34:20SIREN BLARES
34:25In here!
34:29What's the emergency?
34:31Can you open this for me?
34:34You called 911 because you couldn't open a can of tuna?
34:38No, first I called Bugs,
34:40then I called my girlfriend,
34:42and then I called Porky.
34:44Then I called 911.
34:50SIREN BLARES
34:56Ha-ha-ha!
34:58Daffy!
35:00You don't got to shout. I'm right here, man.
35:03Why are there lobsters in my swimming pool?
35:05Because your bathtub wasn't big enough.
35:07There you go. Just like the ocean.
35:10Why do you have lobsters at all?
35:12I'm going to sell them.
35:14Lobsters go for $20 a pound.
35:16I bet this chubber-bubber will fetch $100 easy.
35:19It's a relatively painless way to make a living,
35:22if I do say so myself.
35:24Oh!
35:26SCREAMING
35:33Relatively painless.
35:42WHISTLE BLOWS
35:44What's up, Doc?
35:46I need to borrow your TV.
35:48I beg your pardon?
35:50I got a date with a cute little filly,
35:52and she's coming over for movie night.
35:54What's wrong with your TV?
35:56It's a 1952 black-and-white set.
35:58Ain't got no surround sound.
36:00Ain't got no high definition.
36:02I'm trying to impress her.
36:04Sam, I'm not going to help you lie to some girl
36:06so you can trick her into dating you.
36:08Fine.
36:10Ooh! What about your Nobel Prize?
36:13That'd seal the deal.
36:15No.
36:18What kind of weirdo would pretend
36:20to have won the Nobel Prize?
36:23Pretty good status update, huh?
36:25Oh, yeah.
36:27I'm going to get a lot of likes on this one.
36:32Hey, Mr. Duck. You want to play?
36:34What are you doing out of school?
36:36It's spring break.
36:37Spring break?
36:38We get a week off from school.
36:40You're never in school. How do you learn anything?
36:42You get a week off at Christmas,
36:44three months off for the summer,
36:46three months off for spring break.
36:48No wonder Canada's killing us these days.
36:50So, do you want to play?
36:52No, I do not want to play.
36:54I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups do not play.
36:56Hmm.
37:00Ooh!
37:02Pow!
37:04Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
37:06Pow!
37:08Hey, Bugs, you want to play?
37:10I'm going to the grocery store.
37:12Oh, wait. Here.
37:16It's just a few things.
37:22A few things, huh?
37:24What do you need with 16 tubes of lip balm?
37:26You don't have lips.
37:28It's not for my lips.
37:30I don't want to know.
37:32What's this? A drawing?
37:34Yeah, I need some of those.
37:36I forget what they're called.
37:38Eggs?
37:40Eggs! How do you remember that?
37:42I take it you don't have any money.
37:44Oh, thank you.
37:46Add that to the list, too.
37:54And new shoes?
37:56I bought them online.
37:58They're going to make me run faster, jump higher, and dunk harder.
38:00But they look nice.
38:02They're going to even look nicer on your face
38:04when I go up for a rim-rattling jam.
38:06Come on.
38:08Feed the big man.
38:10Um, I think your laces are...
38:12Extra long for extra support?
38:14Hope you brought your umbrella
38:16because it's about to rain threes.
38:20Pow!
38:30Oh, here's one.
38:36It says compact.
38:38This is compact.
38:42Compact, huh?
38:44Relax.
38:46We'll use the back door.
38:48What back door?
38:50Where is it? I can't...
38:52It's right there!
39:00Ooh, I could oil that.
39:02Whoopty tie-yi-yo
39:04Get along, little bully
39:06Ya-dee-da-doo
39:08Ya-da-dee-dee-dee-dee
39:10Ki-yi-yo
39:12Get along, little bully
39:14For you know Alaska will soon be your home
39:22Bath time, pretty bird.
39:24Singing in the bathtub?
39:26Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
39:28Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
39:30Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
39:32Oooo,
39:34I told I saw a peeping Tomcat!
39:36Tomcat. This is a violation of my personal space.
39:44Help!
39:46Help back here, you little blob!
39:50Here you go, Poochie.
39:56Help!
40:02I do enjoy a boxed lunch.
40:07Yum, yum, yum!
40:25Hey, watch it, Buster!
40:30You're mine, morsel!
40:32I don't think so!
40:33No!
40:34What's that all?
40:35That's a kidding!
40:36Stop it! You can't eat me!
40:38You're a mean old footy cat!
40:41Bad kidding! Bad kidding!
40:43All right! You're the best in here!
40:48Throw it!
40:54Uh-oh.
41:04Ow!
41:08You're gonna break it!
41:09I think I know my own recliner.
41:11Sometimes it just sticks.
41:13Gotta give it a little...
41:15Gotta give it a little...
41:17But sometimes it knows you're gonna do that,
41:19so you gotta surprise it with a little...
41:31That's good.
41:34How about Chinese for lunch?
41:36I had Chinese for breakfast.
41:37Sunset room?
41:38What about the pizzeria?
41:40We always go to pizzeria.
41:42I like pizzeria.
41:43Just tell me where I'm going.
41:45Rock, paper, scissors.
41:49I win.
41:50What are you talking about?
41:51You have a rock.
41:52I have scissors.
41:53Scissors cut rock.
41:55Scissors don't cut rock.
41:57Where do you think pebbles come from?
42:00Fine. Let's do it again.
42:04I win.
42:05What? Scissors cut paper.
42:07This isn't paper.
42:09What is it?
42:10It's a karate chop to your face.
42:24Oh, I love Chinese!
42:26I haven't had it since breakfast.
42:33Oh!
43:04What happened to the TV?
43:07What is that?
43:08That's my new runner's watch.
43:10It's got everything.
43:11Tracks how far you've run,
43:12your heart rate, calories burned.
43:14It's got GPS to tell you exactly where you are.
43:17And if I ever lose it,
43:18I can pinpoint exactly where it is on my cell phone.
43:22Huh?
43:25How far have we gone?
43:27Uh, 0.04 miles.
43:30What?
43:31We've been jogging forever.
43:33We've been jogging for 20 seconds.
43:36Does that thing have a defibrillator?
43:38No. Why?
43:39Because I think my heart just stopped.
43:42No. Wait.
43:45There it is.
43:48I think I'm gonna head home.
43:51No way.
43:52That is too far.
43:54I'd never make it.
43:56Maybe I'll just wait here till Bugs gets back.
43:59He can carry me.
44:00Oh!
44:02Bugs Bunny, I have an appointment with Dr. Weisberg.
44:05Go ahead and take a seat.
44:09Daffy?
44:10Oh, hey, Bugs.
44:12What are you doing here?
44:14Reading. My subscription ran out.
44:17So you come to a doctor's office?
44:19No. I come to a doctor's office waiting room.
44:22It's very pleasant.
44:23Fish tank, classical music, very nice.
44:27Someone order Chinese food?
44:29Right here.
44:35Oh, new answering machine.
44:37Yes, and do me a favor.
44:39This time, if you don't like someone's message,
44:41just press delete.
44:42Don't flush it down the toilet.
44:45Hi, this is Bugs and Daffy.
44:47We're not here. Please leave a message.
44:49How do you know I'm not here?
44:51Maybe I'm screening the call.
44:53Fine. You leave the message.
44:55Really?
44:56My voice from the answering machine?
44:59Thanks, Bugs.
45:01Hello?
45:03Hello?
45:05I can't hear you.
45:07I can't hear anything you're saying.
45:09Speak up. Louder.
45:12Just kidding.
45:13This is an outgoing message, and you just got pranked.
45:17Burned.
45:18Oh, man.
45:19Think how stupid everyone will feel when they call us.
45:22Think how stupid everyone will feel when they call us.
45:25Classic bit, huh?
45:26Oh, yeah. Classic.
45:29This is Bugs and Daffy.
45:30We're not here. Please leave a message.
45:42Yeah!
45:45Oh, thanks.
45:46Thanks.
45:48Cheesy dashboard hula dolls and dirty blankets are hot ticket items.
45:52Cut that out, gargantua.
45:54I ain't an ape. I'm a rabbit.
45:57Hey, look, long ears, fluffy tail.
46:00Technically known as a rodentus rabidus.
46:05My baby doesn't love me.
46:11That's my soft spot.
46:13Seems crying.
46:14So she thinks I'm a baby.
46:16Well, I can go along with a gag.
46:19Okay, stop crying. I'm sorry.
46:21Turn off the water wakes.
46:24Mother.
46:28Me and my big fat mouth.
46:33Now we'll go home and surprise your father.
46:39Oh, gruesome.
46:40I have a little surprise for you.
46:44Dirty.
47:04I think I'll take Junior for a little walk.
47:08That's nice.
47:10That's nice.
47:11While you're gone, I'll fix dinner.
47:14Goodbye, Mother.
47:30This kid don't know his own strength.
47:39You missed me, Doc.
47:41Shall we try it again?
47:43My way.
47:48Me and my big mouth.
48:10Boop.
48:15Okay, champ, let's see that old right cross.
48:17Now don't pull no punches with me, boy.
48:19Let's see what you got in that ball.
48:20Come on now, let yourself go, champ.
48:21Give me that old one-two.
48:22Come on, boy, put up your dopes.
48:23Give it everything you got.
48:24That's it, boy, start swinging.
48:31Atty, old boy.
48:33That's the old mix in it.
48:34Now let's uncork that right.
48:36Come on, come on, let's have some fun.
48:38That's right, come on, come on, let's have a show here.
48:40Let's really throw some letter.
48:41Come on.
48:46That's the old mix in it.
48:48That's the old champ.
48:50Now get in there and show what you really got, champ.
48:52Now don't pull no punches, boy.
48:56I guess it's about time to use a little strategy.
48:59I'll fade him out of position.
49:01Pardon me.
49:02Pardon.
49:03Excuse me.
49:04I beg your pardon.
49:05Pardon me.
49:06Pardon me.
49:07Pardon me.
49:20Excuse me.
49:21Pardon me.
49:22Pardon me.
49:23Excuse me.
49:24I beg your pardon.
49:25Excuse me.
49:26Pardon me.
49:27Pardon me.
49:28Excuse me.
49:29Pardon me.
49:30Pardon me.
49:31Pardon me.
49:32Pardon me.
49:33Pardon me.
49:34Oh, no you don't.
49:35I'm getting sick and tired of this.
49:36Help! Usher! Usher! This man's annoying me.
49:41All right, you masher. Out you go.
49:44But I...
49:48Oh, I'll get that wabbit if it's the last thing I do.
49:52Well, now maybe I can settle down and enjoy this picture in peace.
49:59Pardon me, madam, but may I trouble you to remove your chapeau?
50:04Achoo!
50:24Do you have a message for Mr. Fudd?
50:28Achoo!
50:31Oh, you twetuous twixter.
50:40Usher! Usher!
50:52This looks like a job for Super Rabbit.
50:58Hey, whoops. Pardon me. Wrong costume.
51:04Ta-da-da!
51:14So long, pasture!
51:23Hiya, Doc.
51:24Hello, Mr. Rabbit.
51:26A rabbit? Up here?
51:32Whoops. Time to recharge my battery.
51:46Run for your life. It's Cottontail Smith and he's gone plum loco.
51:52To better to carry out my mission,
51:54I shall assume the disguise of a mild-mannered forest creature.
52:05He's gone.
52:10Did you look in this side, Doc?
52:16He ain't here either.
52:21There he goes. There he goes. Quick, quick, after him. He went that way. Quick, go get him.
52:51Anybody home?
53:22Hey!
53:25What big ears you got?
53:37Get out!
53:51Hang on.
53:55Why you!
53:58Hey, now! Cut that outer!
54:02Say, why, say!
54:05Oh, yeah!
54:07Yeah!
54:09Filigidusha!
54:10Sesafran!
54:11Yes! No!
54:12Red! Blue!
54:13Bluff! Clip!
54:14Bluff! Clip!
54:16Bluff!
54:24Hey!
54:28What sharp teeth you got, grandma!
54:33Pour on your old grey bonnet with the blue!
54:45Hehehehehehehehehe!
54:52Hehehehehehehehehe!
54:56Punch is down.
54:58He's out.
54:59He's flat.
55:00He's kissing the canvas.
55:01And here comes the count.
55:02One, two, three.
55:03It looks like it's all over.
55:04Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.
55:05Fifteen.
55:06It's all over.
55:07Let's go.
55:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, fifteen.
55:09Fifteen.
55:10It's all over.
55:11It's all over.
55:12It's all over.
55:13It's all over.
55:14Just as it was.
55:15Four, five, the champ is still champ.
55:19Six, seven, but wait just a minute folks.
55:22Bugs is coming out of it.
55:23He's on his feet.
55:24He's moving in like a tornado.
55:25The champ is confused.
55:26He doesn't know which way to look.
55:27Bugs lands a beauty to the solar plexus.
55:29A right to the jaw.
55:30A 120 inch step, four fast rabbit punches to the kidneys.
55:34A left hook, a right hook, a north hook, a south hook.
55:36What a fight!
55:38The champ is groggy!
55:41The champ is down.
55:43Here doc, try the heavy artillery.
55:48Hold it doc.
55:52Just a precaution.
56:24Come on, talk it up.
56:24Come on fellas.
56:25Talk it up now.
56:26Let's give it to him.
56:27Come on kids.
56:28Let's give him the old rickety wax.
56:29Brick a brack a firecracker says boom bop.
56:32Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah, rah, rah.
56:35Brick a brack a firecracker says boom bop.
56:37Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah, rah, rah.
56:43Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
56:54Mmm hmm.
56:55Oh you darling.
56:57Just what I always wanted.
57:00You really shouldn't have.
57:13It's just too too divine.
57:15Simply dressed chick.
57:18Oh you're just awful.
57:23Knock, knock, knock.
57:53Ah!
58:01Hee hee, shall we dance?
58:05Get off of me you big bare boon.
58:10Now see what you got us into.
58:16Stop breathing so hard.
58:23A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
58:53What a dope! What an Eskimo piehead!
59:12Well, that's that.