- 5/5/2025
Looney Tune's, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang bring you a marathon of laughs and adventures! This 1-hour compilation features some of the funniest and most entertaining episodes from the Looney Tunes Show.
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00:00:00Hiya, folks. Daffy and I are searching for the lost temple of the monkey bird.
00:00:06We're gonna bring home the treasure.
00:00:08Fame! And fortune! Woohoo! Woohoo!
00:00:11And we're gonna pay off those parking tickets.
00:00:13And another, and another, and another.
00:00:16So, how much further, chum?
00:00:18We just need to follow this trail all the way to the marked X.
00:00:24A trail! Lost.
00:00:26What are we gonna do? We'll die in this jungle!
00:00:30Get a hold of yourself! You're hysterical!
00:00:33I don't wanna die here.
00:00:34We'll never find the temple!
00:00:40Oh, there it is.
00:00:45Beware of the monkey bird curse.
00:00:50The monkey bird curse?
00:00:52Maybe we should just forget about it.
00:00:54I don't wanna be cursed.
00:00:56Curse, Murph! Science prevails!
00:00:59There's no such things as curses.
00:01:02Now then.
00:01:06You first, pal!
00:01:11No curses yet.
00:01:13The map says to watch out for booby traps, though.
00:01:16Looks like they're marked pretty clearly.
00:01:18Kind of a bad time for acupuncture.
00:01:27Ooh! A torch!
00:01:29Easy to do that, baby!
00:01:31Huh? A light switch?
00:01:33What?
00:01:34You know, I've been wanting to read this.
00:01:38Hmm. Kinda crooked.
00:01:40Ooh!
00:01:41Nice to meet you, chum.
00:01:46Poor luck!
00:01:47It's the treasure of the monkey bird temple!
00:01:56What's with all the banana peels?
00:02:01And all these monkey bird monthly magazines.
00:02:04Whoever lived here is a real pig!
00:02:06No offense, pal!
00:02:07I've been bitten by a snake!
00:02:12You'll have to fuck out the poison!
00:02:15Is the stuck poison?
00:02:17Hurry, chum!
00:02:18Everything's going dark!
00:02:22The poison's rushing to my head!
00:02:24Hurry!
00:02:25It's all over!
00:02:28Save me, Bappy!
00:02:29Keep fucking!
00:02:30Fuck!
00:02:31Fuck!
00:02:32Put your back into it!
00:02:34Okay!
00:02:35I got the treasure!
00:02:36Let's go!
00:02:37Uh...
00:02:38Whose leg is that?
00:02:45The monkey bird!
00:02:55It's so long, monkey bird!
00:03:22Look at your face!
00:03:24You look like a complete idiot!
00:03:33Before you destroy us, I must say...
00:03:37You have the most ravishing eyes I've ever seen.
00:03:43Ah...
00:03:44That beak.
00:03:45Your plumage.
00:03:46Your beautiful.
00:03:48You know, we've been going around for a while, and I was wondering...
00:03:57Will you wear my Letterman's jacket?
00:03:59Oh, boy!
00:04:00Hmm?
00:04:01Always a bridesmaid, ain't any-ee-ee-ee-ee-never a bride.
00:04:04Shhh.
00:04:05Shhh.
00:04:06Ah, oh, yeah.
00:04:07I always cry at weddings...
00:04:08Ooh, I love it.
00:04:09But you know, I bet it looks better on you.
00:04:10Whippie- mencion
00:04:21Ooh, I love it.
00:04:22But you know, I bet it looks better on you.
00:04:25With this ring I be wet!
00:04:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:04:39We made it.
00:04:41Let's see our treasure.
00:04:43A golden egg.
00:04:44We're rich.
00:04:51Daddy!
00:04:52Oh, no!
00:05:00I really am as sweet as I work!
00:05:07I thought I'd talk!
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:17Well, what do you know?
00:05:18I finally did it!
00:05:21Ha ha ha!
00:05:23I really did it!
00:05:25I ate that darn canary!
00:05:29Success is so sweet!
00:05:33Oh, my paw with Aquanium!
00:05:37Hey!
00:05:38Where did my cupcake go?
00:05:40Yoo-hoo!
00:05:42Cupcake!
00:05:48Time for a well-deserved catnap.
00:05:51Hey, Puddytad!
00:05:52Hello, Tweety Bird!
00:05:57Have you seen my cup?
00:06:01Kate?
00:06:02No, no, no, no, no!
00:06:03It can't be!
00:06:05Must have a little interjection!
00:06:07I just need some rest!
00:06:09Gotta...
00:06:10Gotta get myself together!
00:06:11For a minute there, I thought I was seeing things!
00:06:14Ha ha ha!
00:06:16There's no such thing as goats!
00:06:19Excuse me, Puddytad!
00:06:22Do you know who else?
00:06:26What's the matter with him?
00:06:30I must be seeing things!
00:06:31See you in luck, Puddytad!
00:06:32Oh, boy! Puddytad wants to play hide-and-seek!
00:06:33Yoo-hoo!
00:06:34Where are you, Puddytad?
00:06:37Are you under the rug?
00:06:38No!
00:06:39There you are!
00:06:40No!
00:06:41No!
00:06:42I see you, Puddytad!
00:06:43No!
00:06:44I see you, Puddytad!
00:06:48No!
00:06:50Oh, boy!
00:06:51Puttytad wants to play hide-and-seek!
00:06:52Yoo-hoo!
00:06:53Where are you, Puddytad?
00:06:55Are you under the rug?
00:06:56There you are!
00:07:00I see you, Puddytad!
00:07:07I see you, Puddy Tat!
00:07:20Hello!
00:07:24Ooh, I'm really good at this game!
00:07:27Oh, Puddy Tat!
00:07:29It's your turn to find me now!
00:07:31Sphinx alive! I'm being haunted by a ghost bird!
00:07:37What am I gonna do about this spectral nuisance?
00:07:44Yeah, that's it! I'll get rid of it!
00:07:46After all, I'm a cat!
00:07:48I'm built to get rid of pets!
00:07:50What are you eating?
00:07:52S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ss-s-s-s-s ss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s t-ss-s-s-s-s-s!
00:08:00Time to bust this ghost!
00:08:10He looks pretty weird. But I ain't afraid of no Puddy!
00:08:17Be gone!
00:08:18You disgusting aberition!
00:08:20I c-eeeishou-out!
00:08:22Uh-oh.
00:08:25But Dwayne just cleaned the kitchen yesterday.
00:08:52I better go check on that Puddy-tad.
00:08:57Whoop!
00:09:06Hello, Puddy-tad. You okay?
00:09:08Hey, wait a minute.
00:09:10You're not a ghost.
00:09:12You're alive!
00:09:18I'm not haunted anymore!
00:09:22Huh?
00:09:34Hello, Democratic Republic of Congo.
00:09:39Maybe I should have turned left at Luxembourg.
00:09:42Say, what kind of place is this anyway?
00:09:46Amusement park. Third or fourth happiest place on earth, give or take.
00:09:51Hey, a rabbit could get used to a place like this.
00:09:54Especially since I tunneled right past the admission boot.
00:09:59Games? Prizes? Food high in saturated fat?
00:10:02This place isn't kidding around!
00:10:04I am amused!
00:10:05Perhaps I should try going on a ride to round out this delightful experience.
00:10:09Hmm, what to choose?
00:10:11To-hoo!
00:10:13A motorizer!
00:10:14Oh, it's perfect!
00:10:19Have a rootin' tootin' death to find time!
00:10:23Now wait just a doggone minute!
00:10:25Rule number one.
00:10:26Rule number one.
00:10:27No filthy animals on my ride!
00:10:30No place for any filthy furry flea ridin' creatures on my coasters.
00:10:34Now that's more like it.
00:10:37What incarnation?
00:10:39Oh no you don't!
00:10:40Can't you read the sign?
00:10:41Eh, who's makin' these needlessly indiscriminatory rules, Doc?
00:10:49I am!
00:10:50So take your no good rabbit carcass back to the stink factory!
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Now I gotta get on that ride.
00:11:01Strap in ladies and jerks for the murderinest ride of your misery filled lives!
00:11:06Wait!
00:11:09Room for one more, Ryder!
00:11:15Oh, uh, yes, of course!
00:11:17Right this way!
00:11:18Why, thank you, handsome!
00:11:21Oh, my!
00:11:22Hold on tight and prepare for the murderinest ride of your pretty little life!
00:11:28Whee!
00:11:29Boy, oh boy!
00:11:30That's my type of woman!
00:11:33Huh?
00:11:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:11:36Ooh, that low-down dirty rabbit!
00:11:40Aw, dang nabbit!
00:11:41I'm comin' for ya rabbit!
00:11:46Say your prayers, varmint!
00:11:48Oh, brother.
00:11:50Sorry, Doc.
00:11:51I thought I'd change seeds.
00:11:52Hope that's not a problem.
00:11:53I'm the only problem you gotta worry about!
00:11:55Just go!
00:11:57Decided to change again!
00:11:59Yeah!
00:12:00Where are ya rabbit?
00:12:01Oh!
00:12:02Ooh!
00:12:05Ah-ha!
00:12:06Shouldn't you be seated with your safety restraint on that?
00:12:08Hey!
00:12:09I'm-a callin' the shots here!
00:12:11I'm just sayin', the voice drop is a bit of a loo-loo!
00:12:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:12:44One man's loss is another man's dead rabbit.
00:12:47Rise over now, rabbit!
00:12:57Oh, I hate that rabbit.
00:13:07They don't call this the murderizer or nothing.
00:13:14What the tar-hooty?
00:13:15Aw, you're doing so good on your very first rollercoaster ride with Uncle Bugs.
00:13:20These moments are just so precious.
00:13:23Hey! I'm a coming baby!
00:13:29Now, don't be sad when it's over.
00:13:31We can always wild it again.
00:13:40And don't forget, I'll always be here for you no matter what.
00:13:44Ah!
00:13:52Phew!
00:13:54Boy, am I so relieved I didn't hurt that baby.
00:13:56They despise me some animals, but I would never hurt an innocent little baby.
00:14:00I'll even prove it to you.
00:14:03Ma'am, is this here your precious baby?
00:14:05Why, yes, it is.
00:14:07Would you mind if I popped my head in and gave your baby a kiss?
00:14:10I suppose that would be all right.
00:14:12Hey there, Junior.
00:14:13Your Uncle Sam is gonna pop in for a little kiss.
00:14:21Toilet boy.
00:14:22Little dynamite.
00:14:23You gotta get a man.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25You gotta get a man.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27Yeah.
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:31Yeah.
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:33They call me Siberian Sam.
00:14:35The roughest, toughest, ruski Mother Russia's ever seen.
00:14:38Most men freeze to death in these parts, but not Siberian Sam.
00:14:44What's my secret?
00:14:45Why, it's this big furry hat.
00:14:47Out here, if you ain't wearing one heck of a noggin warmer, you're as good as dead.
00:14:52Whoa!
00:14:53Whoa!
00:14:54I said whoa!
00:14:55My hat!
00:14:56It's all over!
00:14:57Where the heck am I gonna find another big furry critter on such short notice?
00:14:59Hmm.
00:15:00Sorry, girl.
00:15:01I don't know what came over me.
00:15:02Ha.
00:15:03Oh, brother.
00:15:04Go to Siberia, they said.
00:15:05Get away from the city heat, they said.
00:15:06It's affordable this time of year, they said.
00:15:07Phooey!
00:15:08Looks like my hat is a good thing.
00:15:09It's all over.
00:15:10It's all over.
00:15:11Where the heck am I gonna find another big furry critter on such short notice?
00:15:14Hmm.
00:15:15Sorry, girl.
00:15:16Don't know what came over me.
00:15:17Ha.
00:15:18Oh, brother.
00:15:19Go to Siberia, they said.
00:15:20Get away from the city heat, they said.
00:15:21It's affordable this time of year, they said.
00:15:22Phooey!
00:15:23Ha.
00:15:24Ha.
00:15:25Ha.
00:15:26Ha.
00:15:27Ha.
00:15:28Ha.
00:15:29Ha.
00:15:30Ha.
00:15:31Ha.
00:15:32Ha.
00:15:33Nope.
00:15:34Ha.
00:15:35Looks like my hat problem is solved.
00:15:36Ha.
00:15:38Ha.
00:15:39Ha.
00:15:40Alright, Rabbit.
00:15:41The party's over.
00:15:42Wah.
00:15:43What's up, Jack?
00:15:44Rabbit, you are gonna make ME a hat!
00:15:45Well, since you asked nicely.
00:15:50Tacky, maybe, but I really like it.
00:15:53Oh, that's not what I meant you idget!
00:15:56Ha.
00:15:57I bet you are gonna make me a hat!
00:16:01Oh, now I get it.
00:16:02C'mon!
00:16:04Now, uh, what kind of hat do you want, Doc?
00:16:06Somethin' chic?
00:16:08Somethin' sporty? Somethin' youthful?
00:16:10Flourcacious? Somethin' fruity? Somethin' cheesy?
00:16:12Somethin' toasty?
00:16:14Siberian Sam only wears furry hats!
00:16:16Okay, Doc.
00:16:18How's that?
00:16:20Ooh, I'm not playin' games, rabbit!
00:16:22Alright, alright, calm down, Doc.
00:16:24I know the perfect hat for you.
00:16:28Are you ready?
00:16:30There you go, you big dummy.
00:16:32This hat ain't gonna keep me warm.
00:16:35How about now?
00:16:36Whoa!
00:16:38Wow!
00:16:40Oh!
00:16:42Oh, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, dasher.
00:16:45The hottest hat in the fashion world.
00:16:49This time, I'm-a makin' my hat out of you!
00:16:57Now you're gonna get it!
00:17:00Bye!
00:17:01Oh, no you don't!
00:17:16That's better.
00:17:17No!
00:17:18No!
00:17:19No!
00:17:20No!
00:17:21No!
00:17:22No!
00:17:23No!
00:17:24No!
00:17:25No!
00:17:26There's more than one way to skin a rabbit!
00:17:28Oh, rabbit!
00:17:29Oh, rabbit!
00:17:30I realize that I may not have been the best ambassador of my country.
00:17:45So I'd like to present you with this gift.
00:17:48Enjoy!
00:17:49Oh, you shouldn't have, comrade.
00:17:51My very own Russian nesting doll.
00:17:54He-he-he-he-he-he!
00:17:57Aw, how cute!
00:18:02Well, back you go, nice ladies.
00:18:03What the?
00:18:04Well, that was the most fun ten seconds I've had in a long time.
00:18:05Oh, you stupid rabbit!
00:18:06You gotta open them all like this!
00:18:07Huh?
00:18:08Where'd it go?
00:18:09Oh, you mean this?
00:18:10Give me that!
00:18:11Oh, e-oh-e-oh!
00:18:12Ew!
00:18:13Ow!
00:18:14Ow!
00:18:15Ow!
00:18:16Ow!
00:18:17Oh.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19And now you killed me nothing left.
00:18:20I don't know why you're dead.
00:18:21I'm getting hurt!
00:18:22Ah!
00:18:23I'm getting hurt!
00:18:24You're dead!
00:18:25Yeah!
00:18:26Well, that was the most fun ten seconds I've had in a long time.
00:18:29Ooh!
00:18:30You stupid rabbit!
00:18:31You gotta open them all like this!
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34Where did it go?
00:18:35Oh, you mean this?
00:18:38I'm looking to read some poetry in a quiet place.
00:18:45Oh, you're in a good hands, mister.
00:18:49We've been voting to quietest library in six years and counting.
00:18:53Good.
00:18:54Because if it ain't quiet while I'm reading my poems, I might just lose it!
00:19:01Is that clear?
00:19:02Oh yes, very!
00:19:04I have just the right spot.
00:19:06Just the book.
00:19:07Evil, you're right this way, sir.
00:19:12There you go.
00:19:13Just drop by the desk if you need anything.
00:19:18Just doing my laundry in the library.
00:19:23The crazy thing is, I don't even wear clothes.
00:19:28Washing my clothes in the library.
00:19:32Who's the crazy?
00:19:34Make a noise over there!
00:19:37Just give me one second to take care of it.
00:19:44Sir, I need you to be quiet and please take your laundry down.
00:19:48Or I'll have to ask you to get out.
00:19:51And just where am I supposed to wash my dirty laundry?
00:19:54The post office?
00:19:57Just pull in your leg, brother.
00:19:59I'll take it down in a jiffy.
00:20:01Good. Thank you.
00:20:03But I won't like it.
00:20:05Sorry about the disturbance, sir.
00:20:07It should be taken care of.
00:20:08Huh.
00:20:09I just love eating peaceful conflict resolutions.
00:20:12Oh, boy.
00:20:19Oh, man.
00:20:22Hey, mister.
00:20:23You gotta check this page out.
00:20:25It's hilarious.
00:20:26See?
00:20:27Why?
00:20:28This book has everything.
00:20:29See?
00:20:30Everything!
00:20:31I bet they got some real fingers on the last page.
00:20:33Oh, boy.
00:20:34How do they come up with this stuff?
00:20:36And get a load of this page?
00:20:37Arr!
00:20:38You sit right here and eat quietly or else.
00:20:43The problem solved should be nice and quiet.
00:20:45I hope so.
00:20:46Because I'm starting to lose my patience.
00:20:47Got it!
00:20:48Yes.
00:20:49Good.
00:20:50Good.
00:20:51Good.
00:20:52Hmm.
00:20:53Hmm.
00:20:54Hmm.
00:20:55Yaaaaaah!
00:20:56Ahhhh.
00:20:57Ahhhh.
00:20:58Ahhhh.
00:20:59Ahhhhh!
00:21:00Ahhhh.
00:21:01Ah, ahhhh.
00:21:02Ahhhhhhh.
00:21:03It's very nice and quiet.
00:21:04I hope so.
00:21:05Because I'm starting to lose my patience.
00:21:07Got it!
00:21:08Y-yes.
00:21:09Good.
00:21:10Yes.
00:21:11Good.
00:21:36Say, what's the big idea?
00:21:38I was just about to roast some marshmallows.
00:21:41And quietly, too.
00:21:42You can't have campfires in the library,
00:21:44and you certainly can't have food.
00:21:47What about smoothies, hmm?
00:21:49That's more of a liquid.
00:21:50Absolutely.
00:21:58That does it.
00:22:00You're officially kicked out!
00:22:02Kicked?
00:22:03Kicked out?
00:22:04Fine.
00:22:05I understand.
00:22:07I've been a terrible nuisance.
00:22:08I'll just go back to my garbage can on Skid Row
00:22:11and use my tears as a waterbed.
00:22:16So go ahead.
00:22:17Kick me out into the cold.
00:22:19Coffee duck will never darken your dark scum again.
00:22:23Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:22:29We got one more chance.
00:22:31You really mean it?
00:22:33Sure.
00:22:33As long as you stay quiet.
00:22:37Woo-hoo!
00:22:38I knew you'd come around,
00:22:39you big old good person to marry you.
00:22:41This calls for a celebration.
00:22:42That should be a good day.
00:22:43I need attention.
00:22:48E previeviev buy!
00:22:50That's it!
00:22:51Woo-hoo!
00:22:51Woo-hoo!
00:22:51Woo-hoo!
00:22:52Woo-hoo!
00:22:52Woo-hoo!
00:22:52Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:22:53Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:22:53Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:22:54Woo-hoo!
00:22:56Woo-hoo!
00:22:56Woo-hoo!
00:23:06Shh!
00:23:06Woo-hoo!
00:23:08Now, where was I?
00:23:30Well, I gotta hear it with your name on it.
00:23:35So, Merry Christmas, Harry.
00:23:39You too, Skip.
00:23:41You too.
00:23:44Phew.
00:23:45I knew he was gonna be fine.
00:23:46Now, scram out of here before I plug you.
00:23:49Watch out, Harry!
00:23:51He's gonna plug you!
00:23:54Mother...
00:24:03There I was.
00:24:04Just minding my own beeflack when he walked in.
00:24:06A real oinker.
00:24:07Curly tail and all.
00:24:09Oh, please.
00:24:11Gotta help me, Detective Doc.
00:24:13You think if someone stole my...
00:24:15The trousers?
00:24:18Them butt-makers!
00:24:20Huh?
00:24:23Nice getaway sticks.
00:24:25I'll take the case.
00:24:26Oh, thank you.
00:24:28Sure thing, Buster.
00:24:29We're gonna start with the best lead we got.
00:24:32You.
00:24:32Uh-huh.
00:24:35Watch your insane!
00:24:36I don't remember.
00:24:38Are you allergic to cotton blends?
00:24:40Now I want you to give me the straight poop, chubby.
00:24:45When's the last time you saw your pants?
00:24:48Oh, I can't remember.
00:24:50But this was in my mailbox this morning.
00:24:52Give me that!
00:24:53Dearest Porky, the thought of your caress...
00:24:56...threws me to my very soul.
00:24:58Hey, wrong letter.
00:24:59Here you are.
00:25:00Hey, it was just getting good.
00:25:03If you ever want to see your sausage casings again,
00:25:06leave 10,000 big ones at the corner of Button and Zipper.
00:25:10It's-a-bee!
00:25:10They're $10,000!
00:25:11Hey, where am I gonna get that kind of dough?
00:25:13Why, from the piggy bank, of course.
00:25:16Uh-oh, no.
00:25:16Oh, no!
00:25:18Hey, please-a-please!
00:25:20Be gentle.
00:25:27But, Dabby, I was saving that for college.
00:25:32College!
00:25:34College?
00:25:35That's rich!
00:25:37College!
00:25:38That is so funny.
00:25:39Only idiots go to college.
00:25:47Now we give it the old eagle eye.
00:26:02Uh, are you gonna reel him in?
00:26:05Good idea!
00:26:05Almost got that panda-piltering punk!
00:26:09Almost got him!
00:26:11Ooh!
00:26:12Quick, get the net!
00:26:14We'll be eating catfish for a week!
00:26:16Get it together!
00:26:18He's escaping!
00:26:19Huh?
00:26:20After him!
00:26:22He feeds him now!
00:26:27Ah!
00:26:32Phew!
00:26:33Oh, my gosh!
00:26:39What have I done?
00:26:40Pussy!
00:26:41Speak to me!
00:26:43Go on.
00:26:43Without me.
00:26:47No!
00:26:47No!
00:26:48I'll never leave you!
00:26:52Oh, there he goes.
00:26:53Porky's pants!
00:27:09Stop, fiend!
00:27:12Stop!
00:27:15Stop!
00:27:18Stop!
00:27:19The jig is up, sweet pants!
00:27:25End of the line!
00:27:29Huh?
00:27:30The lethal leader-hosen?
00:27:33Yeesh!
00:27:35Billy Boot Cut?
00:27:38Cargo Shorts Keller?
00:27:41The Skinny Jean Skinner?
00:27:43The Skinny Jean Skinner?
00:28:01Daffy!
00:28:01Daffy!
00:28:03What's going on?
00:28:04Andy, where did you get all those pants?
00:28:07You mean they're not yours?
00:28:08Of course not. I mean, I never worn the A-P-P-P-Pants.
00:28:14Here's the wind-up. And the pinch!
00:28:17Ooh, looks like Osborne is out of the game!
00:28:20Things don't look good for the cutie pies.
00:28:22Unless they have a miracle up their sleeve,
00:28:24there's no way the team can make a comeback.
00:28:27Hey, Porky, get out onto the field!
00:28:38Um, me? Pitching?
00:28:40Really?
00:28:40Oh, boy. Wait till I tell Zaffy.
00:28:43Tell me what, chum!
00:28:44Coach is putting me in the game.
00:28:46I'm finally going to be a pitcher.
00:28:48Really?
00:28:49That's great, pal. Just great.
00:28:51I know after all these beers, you'd make it in the big leagues.
00:28:55Ow!
00:28:56I am under my arm.
00:28:57Is he, believe, the broken?
00:28:59I can't picture the busted throwing arm.
00:29:02Hmm. Wait a minute.
00:29:04It's coming to me.
00:29:05Let me think. Let me think almost.
00:29:07Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:29:08Ooh! I've got an idea!
00:29:10Next and last pitcher for the cutie pies is...
00:29:14Porky Pig!
00:29:17That Pipsky ain't even fit for a pork chop!
00:29:22Daffy, I don't think this is a good idea.
00:29:26Don't worry about a thing, Porky.
00:29:28It's all under control.
00:29:30Da-da-da-dum.
00:29:33Da-da-da-dum.
00:29:35Ah! Smooth as silk.
00:29:37Now comes the fun part.
00:29:41Huh?
00:29:41Don't worry, chum.
00:29:43It's all part of the plan.
00:29:45Time to break out the old stink ball.
00:29:49ᴄ�馬
00:30:12Hmm...
00:30:12Mmmmmmm...
00:30:14You're up!
00:30:15Wowee!
00:30:17I've never seen a pitch like that before!
00:30:19Hey!
00:30:20Daffy, this might actually work!
00:30:22Stick with me, kid, we're going places.
00:30:26Next up to the plate, Mad Dog McNulty!
00:30:28He-he-he, that boy.
00:30:30He looks pretty tough.
00:30:31You got this, Daffy?
00:30:32Just leave him to me!
00:30:33I'll give him the old mad boy.
00:30:35Hey, chump, I see monkeys swing better than you.
00:30:43Why'd you learn to play baseball?
00:30:45The morgue?
00:30:46Oh, real nice slumber.
00:30:48Why don't you go back to making candles, you softie?
00:30:50My grandmother swings better than you, and she's got no arms.
00:30:54I don't want to play anymore.
00:30:58Let me baseball hurt my feelings.
00:31:01Don't look at me.
00:31:03Looks like Mad Dog has been verbally spayed and neutered.
00:31:07Here's the wind-up.
00:31:08Turn the pitch.
00:31:10Huh?
00:31:14You might have heard of Knuckle Balls, but mine's made of brass.
00:31:18Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo!
00:31:19Looks like the cutie pies might have a chance after all.
00:31:22Oh, oh, the gorillas are sending out their star player,
00:31:26Lil' Joe Gunter.
00:31:29Hmm, the pizza cake.
00:31:33Ah-ha!
00:31:34It's glue.
00:31:35This oughta make things a bit sticky for him.
00:31:40Huh?
00:31:41Huh?
00:31:42Oh, no.
00:31:43Daffy?
00:31:44Oh, gosh.
00:31:48What am I gonna do?
00:31:49I can't picture the busted arm.
00:31:51If only Daffy were here, he'd know what to do.
00:31:52What?
00:31:53That's it?
00:31:54If I wanna pitch like Daffy, I gotta easily think like Daffy.
00:31:58Come on.
00:31:59Think.
00:32:00Think.
00:32:01Think.
00:32:02Woo-hoo!
00:32:03Woo-hoo!
00:32:04Woo-hoo!
00:32:05Woo-hoo!
00:32:06Woo-hoo!
00:32:07Woo-hoo!
00:32:08Woo-hoo!
00:32:09Woo-hoo!
00:32:10Woo-hoo!
00:32:11Woo-hoo!
00:32:12Woo-hoo!
00:32:13Woo-hoo!
00:32:14Woo-hoo!
00:32:15The руeting!
00:32:16Woo-hoo!
00:32:17Woo-hoo!
00:32:18Woo-hoo!
00:32:19Woo-hoo!
00:32:20If you think like Daffy...
00:32:21You think...
00:32:23...Woo-hoo!
00:32:24Aha.
00:32:25Woo-hoo!
00:32:27Woo-hoo!
00:32:29Woo-hoo!
00:32:30Woo!
00:32:31Thierry这...
00:32:34What'd you say?
00:32:37Well, he went nothin'.
00:32:40Rank 3, go!
00:32:47The cutie pies win!
00:32:50Woo-hoo! You did it, buddy! We won the game!
00:32:56Uh-oh, boy. Gotta get ready for tonight.
00:32:59Looking good if I don't say so myself.
00:33:02But you did say so yourself.
00:33:09I mean, they're so excited. I even made my own costume.
00:33:17Hey, you're gonna be late! What are you still doing here? Scrab, Bob!
00:33:21Go-goo! Go-goo!
00:33:23Uh-oh, you better get going.
00:33:28I forgot my keys.
00:33:31I forgot to lock the door.
00:33:33It may be slow, but it gets great gas mileage.
00:33:46Almost there.
00:33:50Just gotta find a parking spot.
00:33:55What luck?
00:33:56I'm gonna have to write you up a ticket, young man.
00:34:08Sorry, officer.
00:34:10It won't happen again.
00:34:16There's gotta be a spot around here somewhere.
00:34:19Aha!
00:34:23Almost there.
00:34:26Hey, thanks for the spot, man.
00:34:31Pay it forward.
00:34:41Bingo!
00:34:44Uh, finally, the spot.
00:34:53Come on, what are you waiting for?
00:34:54Hurry up, you doofus!
00:34:55Cuckoo!
00:34:57Oh...
00:34:58What am I gonna do?
00:35:04It looks like I have no choice.
00:35:07Press button for ticket.
00:35:10Press button to take out a loan.
00:35:11Ah-ha!
00:35:12Ah-ha!
00:35:25Ah-ha!
00:35:26Ah-ha!
00:35:27Ah-ha!
00:35:36Oh!
00:35:37That guy always gets these, these, these, these, star treatment.
00:35:41All right.
00:35:42There's gotta be a spot somewhere in the city.
00:35:45Eh-eh-eureka!
00:35:46E-yah-eureka!
00:35:48Now's my chance.
00:35:49Ah-ha-ha!
00:35:50I have to lose my money!
00:35:51Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:35:52Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:35:53Now's my chance!
00:35:55Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:35:57Like I said, I save a lot of money on gas.
00:36:17I made it!
00:36:27I quit! You're a lost cause, pal!
00:36:33There they go again.
00:36:39There's always a parking spot on my couch.
00:36:42And I've got the theater all to myself.
00:36:46Nice try, buddy.
00:36:49Ow!
00:36:54Taz sing carol now.
00:36:57Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem.
00:37:04Heh heh, cat got tongue.
00:37:09Ah, nothing like some hot carrot tea in front of a warm fire.
00:37:16Hey!
00:37:18All right, what's going on around here?
00:37:27Ba-na-ba-da!
00:37:30Oh, I've been shoveling the wolf way
00:37:34All the cold, cold day
00:37:37Hiya, neighbor!
00:37:38I was wondering if you wouldn't mind throwing your snow away from my house.
00:37:42It's making my place pretty chilly.
00:37:44Damn, Squawabbit!
00:37:45This is my property, and I can do what I want.
00:37:48So leave!
00:37:50But, Doc, don't you know you should love thy neighbor?
00:37:56And I loooove you!
00:37:59Well, I hate you!
00:38:02And I hate your house!
00:38:03No!
00:38:06I'll flow my snow wherever I want!
00:38:09So goodbye, pet!
00:38:12And stay down there!
00:38:15No one tells me what to do!
00:38:16Now, let's see.
00:38:17After I finish, I'm gonna have a nice cup of tea!
00:38:22Oh, and some pie!
00:38:24Yeah!
00:38:25Whoop-a pie!
00:38:26And raspberry tea!
00:38:27Ha-ha-ha!
00:38:28Oh!
00:38:29Here they are!
00:38:30Why are they all so stingy-draining?
00:38:31Ooh!
00:38:32That's better!
00:38:34Hey, look!
00:38:35I'm a star on top of the tree!
00:38:38Ooh, that's better.
00:38:40Hey, look, I'm a star on top of the tree.
00:38:45On the first day of Christmas, my true love
00:38:48gave to me a delicious yellow canary.
00:38:54YAH!
00:38:57Ooh, Dwayne, I like this tree.
00:39:00It's funky.
00:39:01Well then, let's give it a look.
00:39:03Uh, Tweety, are you sure you want this one?
00:39:10That's a bit scraggly.
00:39:12Maybe it'll work better when we plug it in.
00:39:23And voila, we did it.
00:39:26A perfect video game system.
00:39:28I don't know, Deppy.
00:39:30It kind of looks like a killer robot to me.
00:39:33Crush, kill, destroy.
00:39:54Looks like it's game over for the both of you.
00:39:58Oh, please, Mr. Robot, sir, is the spare!
00:40:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:40:05Hey, Porky, why settle for a spare when we can go for a strike?
00:40:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:40:18Uhm, uhh...
00:40:27Wow!
00:40:28Hey, Blake, did a perfect game system!
00:40:30Didn't know what I was talking to.
00:40:33No doubt about me.
00:40:36I'm gonna go, Hilfe.
00:40:43I'm gonna go, Hilfe.
00:40:46I'm gonna go, Hilfe!
00:41:20It came upon a midnight clear
00:41:29That glorious song
00:41:32Taz know you're still in there.
00:41:50It came upon a midnight clear
00:41:57It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:00It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:07It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:10It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:17It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:19It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:21It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:28It came upon a midnight clear
00:42:30Hmm...
00:42:31Huh?
00:42:32Huh?
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:37Big head!
00:42:49Ah!
00:43:00Uh!
00:43:03Wang!
00:43:12Hey!
00:43:18Hwo-oh!
00:43:23Uh!
00:43:27wake it...
00:43:30I don't think I'm going to die!
00:43:35I don't think I'm going to die!
00:43:38I don't think I'm going to die!
00:44:00I don't think I'm going to die!
00:44:09He ate his head!
00:44:12Yup! No one gets away from Sam the Bounty Hunter!
00:44:15I'm the finest bounty hunter west of the equator, you sure I am!
00:44:19I got eyes like a hawk!
00:44:21If you're thinking of escaping, you might as well lasso the moon, because you...
00:44:25What the?! Get back here, Catrice the animal!
00:44:28Now, like I was saying, I'm such a cunning, ruthless, hard-boiled son of a gun,
00:44:33you'd have to be a Navy Seal on tippy-toes to get the jump on me!
00:44:39Stop doing that!
00:44:44Now, where was I?
00:44:46You'd have to be a Navy Seal on tippy-toes to get the jump on me?
00:44:49Oh, yeah! Right, right!
00:44:51Now, I ain't just bragging here,
00:44:53because I can spot a vermin a thousand miles away in the dark,
00:44:56and you ain't gonna slip away that easy!
00:44:58I'm too sharp!
00:44:59Too aware of my surroundings to be foiled by some...
00:45:13Even the best of us can come undone!
00:45:15No more funny business!
00:45:17Here you go!
00:45:18He he he he he he!
00:45:20Dad, Blastit!
00:45:21Let me out!
00:45:22Let me out, I say!
00:45:23Huh?
00:45:24Who's in there?
00:45:25Sam the Bounty Hunter!
00:45:27That's who!
00:45:28Sam the...
00:45:29What are you talking about?
00:45:30I'm Sam the Bounty Hunter!
00:45:32Oh, yeah?
00:45:33Yeah!
00:45:34Well, if you're Sam the Bounty Hunter,
00:45:37what you do with that there rabbit?
00:45:39What the?
00:45:40He plum disappeared!
00:45:41Well, don't just stand there, me!
00:45:43Get your hide in there and find him!
00:45:45You got it, me!
00:45:46Dang, I'm full of good ideas!
00:45:56Dad, Blastit!
00:45:58Boy, Dwayne, I didn't know you were champion prize fighter!
00:46:13I sure was!
00:46:15I trained every day for decades!
00:46:18Some habits you'll never forget!
00:46:20Like every time I hear the fight bell,
00:46:22I square up and I start throwing punches!
00:46:25I can do it in my sleep!
00:46:28Huh!
00:46:29You don't say!
00:46:40Hell, that really takes it out of me now!
00:46:49What's well, Dwayne?
00:46:55I don't want to go to school today, Mommy!
00:46:56Wait!
00:46:57Help!
00:46:58Help!
00:47:15I don't want to go to school today, Mommy!
00:47:18Wait!
00:47:19Help!
00:47:25Help!
00:47:26Help!
00:47:27Help!
00:47:28Help!
00:47:29Help!
00:47:30Help!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help!
00:47:33Help!
00:47:34Help!
00:47:35Help!
00:47:36Help!
00:47:37Help!
00:47:39Help!
00:47:40Help!
00:47:41Help!
00:47:42Help!
00:47:43Help!
00:47:44Oh, I...
00:47:45Where am I?
00:47:46Help!
00:47:48I'm not scared of you, putty-tag!
00:47:50This bell keeps me nice and safe!
00:47:53Hey! Like this!
00:48:01Does somebody get the license plane as that, Buzz?
00:48:12Say, this is pretty plush.
00:48:15Welcome aboard, sir.
00:48:23Oh, my. It looks like someone's had a tough day.
00:48:31Oh, I have. I have.
00:48:34Perhaps some chocolate-covered carrots would help.
00:48:37Oh, they would. They would.
00:48:42What about a relaxing seatbelt massage?
00:48:45Safety force, Jack.
00:48:49Oh, yeah. That's the spot.
00:48:53Boy, that's rejuvenating.
00:48:56Where would you like to go today, sir?
00:48:58Oh, I'd go anywhere with you.
00:49:00Stop. You are making me blush.
00:49:02I don't know, Doc. Let's just go for a spin.
00:49:08Oh, that's its rush hour. We're never getting out of here.
00:49:11I stand, or should I say, I sit corrected.
00:49:21Ah, brother. There's just no escape from it.
00:49:25Is this better, sir?
00:49:26Has a what now?
00:49:28Oh, this is living.
00:49:31Magazine, sir?
00:49:32Don't mind if I do.
00:49:35Hmm.
00:49:36Says here that these self-driving cars are completely flawless, except they attract gremlins.
00:49:43Gremlins love to damage, smash, wreck, and generally mutilate automobiles of a futuristic nature.
00:49:49Gremlins.
00:49:53What a load of baloney.
00:49:56What a bunch of horse eggs.
00:49:59Can you believe that, Jive?
00:50:02I tell you, the people will believe all kinds of toygy trash.
00:50:06Little men who ruined cash.
00:50:14Pardon me.
00:50:17I forgot. Professional horse-wranglers like me know when to use the element of surprise.
00:50:23Ah, he-he-he.
00:50:34Nailed it.
00:50:38Huh?
00:50:42Oh, boy.
00:50:44Oh, I ain't getting saddle-suckered again.
00:50:48Ha!
00:50:49Oh!
00:50:52That rootin', tootin', no-good saddle-slangin' whores!
00:50:59Now listen here.
00:51:00Only the best professional Bronco Busters are dedicated enough to go undercover.
00:51:06That stud will never see me a-comin'.
00:51:09Settlin' that stallion'll be a breeze.
00:51:19Oh!
00:51:29Huh?
00:51:30Mon cherie, amour!
00:51:32My love!
00:51:33I will give you diamonds!
00:51:34I will give you pearls!
00:51:35I will show you the whole wide world, darling!
00:51:39I will give you anything!
00:51:41Be still, mon petit souffle!
00:51:42I will take care of you!
00:51:44We can fly to Capelry!
00:51:45I will cook!
00:51:46I will clean!
00:51:47I will work my way to the middle management!
00:51:50What if I want a career, too?
00:51:53Please, let us discuss it!
00:51:59Oh, darling!
00:52:00Where did you go?
00:52:02Come back!
00:52:03You do the magic?
00:52:05Ha!
00:52:06Finally lost that stupid steed!
00:52:07Nobody's smarter than Yosemite Sam!
00:52:10Oh, Sassafras!
00:52:13YAAAAAAAH!!!
00:52:16Viva Las Vegas!
00:52:33Boy, I've been looking forward to this vacation for months.
00:52:37At Ferro's Deluxe Resort and Casino,
00:52:40our quality service and luxurious accommodations
00:52:42will leave you so satisfied,
00:52:44you'll be tootin' common back for more.
00:52:47Yes, sirree, that's for me.
00:52:49And brochures don't lie.
00:52:51Now, where is that hotel?
00:52:54Found it!
00:52:57Huh, must be off-peak season.
00:53:01Gee, it's so dark in here,
00:53:02I could barely see the whiskers in front of my face.
00:53:05Look, comic strips.
00:53:07Eh, comic strips were a lot funnier years ago.
00:53:16You'd think the front desk would be in front of the hotel.
00:53:21Ah, the concierge.
00:53:23Pardon me, Doc,
00:53:24but I'd like to book a room in your fine hotel.
00:53:26King-size bed, whirlpool bed,
00:53:27balcony access, close to the ice machine,
00:53:29away from the elevator, non-smokin', please.
00:53:33Perhaps you didn't hear me.
00:53:35I want to book a room.
00:53:38Maybe you didn't understand me.
00:53:41I want to book a room.
00:53:47Hello?
00:53:48Hello?
00:53:49Oi, to Doc!
00:53:50Anyone manning the helm up there?
00:53:56Eh, you're no use to me.
00:53:59I swear,
00:54:00they hire any crumbum off the street these days.
00:54:02Hey, what have we got here?
00:54:13Egyptian-style novelty slot machines.
00:54:16Hmm, now I know I got some loose chains around here somewhere.
00:54:20Nope.
00:54:21Nope.
00:54:24Come on!
00:54:26Come on!
00:54:27Big winner!
00:54:28Yeah!
00:54:28Yeah!
00:54:32Come to Papa!
00:54:34Hey, what is this?
00:54:36Funny money?
00:54:37Oh, brother, what a rip.
00:54:39I can't stand this newfangled cryptocurrency.
00:54:47Oh, boy!
00:54:50This must be the buffet.
00:54:52Fancy schmancy.
00:54:54Let's see now.
00:54:55Exotic food they got here.
00:54:56Oh, well.
00:54:58When in Rome.
00:54:59Ooh, sausage!
00:55:01Let it be, let it come.
00:55:03Let's see.
00:55:04Some of this and some of that and four of those and...
00:55:08Pee-yoo!
00:55:10This stuff is rank!
00:55:11How long has this been sitting out for?
00:55:13Weeks?
00:55:14Months?
00:55:15Well, there goes my appetite.
00:55:17Ugh, they don't even empty out the trash here.
00:55:20Down, in, there!
00:55:26There.
00:55:27The health inspectors can have a field day with this joint.
00:55:35Boy, these luxury hotels are like mazes.
00:55:38You can never find what you're looking for.
00:55:40Well, this room is as good as any.
00:55:42Now, how do you suppose these doors open?
00:55:46Is this it?
00:55:47Ah, you must be the cleaning lady.
00:55:55Gee, look at this place.
00:55:57And what gaudy decor.
00:55:59And look at this.
00:56:00They must pay you guys peanuts because this room is filthy.
00:56:05Ah, you!
00:56:07Ah, jeez.
00:56:08Now my sinuses are racking up.
00:56:11Darn sticky windows.
00:56:14Here, miss.
00:56:15Hold this.
00:56:16Still feels a bit stuffy.
00:56:20Let's get some air circulation in here.
00:56:25Come on, you finicky little...
00:56:27Huh.
00:56:28Now, as I was...
00:56:30Hey, where'd she go?
00:56:31I hereby claim this land is Sam-America.
00:56:45Okay, let's see now.
00:56:46I think I'll start by putting a four-lane highway right through here.
00:56:50No, ten lane.
00:56:51Then, I'll put some fast food places right over there.
00:56:54And maybe a mini mall down that way, a mega mall over yonder, and then some regular-sized malls in between.
00:57:02I'll cover every square inch of this land with good old-fashioned concrete.
00:57:06Eh, you've got some interesting ideas, Doc, but I'm happy with my island the way it is.
00:57:12Your island?
00:57:13I discovered this land.
00:57:15You're trespassing on Sam-America.
00:57:18But I've lived here for 20 years.
00:57:20Man, you owe me 20 years about taxes.
00:57:23This here flag changes everything.
00:57:25So that little flag means you own the entire island now?
00:57:28Heck yeah, it does.
00:57:29Does that include this piece of driftwood?
00:57:31Yep, that's mine.
00:57:32Does it also include this little seashell?
00:57:34Also mine.
00:57:35And this coconut tree?
00:57:37Mine too.
00:57:38What about the seaweed?
00:57:40Also mine.
00:57:42Well, how about the swamp rock?
00:57:43Mine again.
00:57:44And this one?
00:57:45That's mine too.
00:57:46Okay, okay.
00:57:47What about that one over there?
00:57:49Oh, mine, mine, mine.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Ah, no, down, down.
00:57:56What do you know?
00:57:57That rock was a giant alligator the whole time.
00:58:00Maybe I need to get my eyes checked.
00:58:03Down, down, gator.
00:58:05Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:58:08Ha, ha, ah.
00:58:09Ha, ha, ah.
00:58:10Ha, ha, ah.
00:58:11Ha, ha.
00:58:12Ha.
00:58:13Ah, beautiful view, ain't it?
00:58:15Here, why don't you have a closer look?
00:58:18YAAA!
00:58:19Consider yourself deported.
00:58:24Hey, Doc.
00:58:25Huh?
00:58:26What do you think of my new ship?
00:58:27What?
00:58:28That's my ship.
00:58:29Not according to this flag.
00:58:34Then prepare to be boarded.
00:58:38Now get out and stay out!
00:58:45Take your stupid flag back too!
00:58:51Looks like the island is officially mine now!
00:58:56Thanks, Doc!
00:58:57Noooo!
00:58:58Yikes!
00:58:59I'll blast that critter's head off!
00:59:00Yoo-hoo!
00:59:01Up here!
00:59:02Yikes!
00:59:03Yikes!
00:59:04Yikes!
00:59:05Yikes!
00:59:06Yikes!
00:59:07I'll blast that critter's head off!
00:59:08Yoo-hoo!
00:59:09Up here!
00:59:10Yikes!
00:59:11You can't truly find one.
00:59:12Nooon!
00:59:13Yikes!
00:59:14Yikes!
00:59:15Yikes!
00:59:16Yikes!
00:59:17Yikes!
00:59:18Whomp!
00:59:19Yikes!
00:59:21Yikes!
00:59:22Yikes!
00:59:23Yikes!
00:59:24OHH!
00:59:25First, put your little piggies into the finger holes.
00:59:28Bring them all to your chest.
00:59:30Approach the line...
00:59:33Swing back, and release the baby!
00:59:42The baby!
00:59:47Got your baby!
00:59:51Phew!
00:59:53That was almost a bad one.
00:59:57Papa!
00:59:59What do you think you're doing with my little man?
01:00:03Oh.
01:00:05This little man?
01:00:07I was just a...
01:00:18Hi, Uncle Pinhead!
01:00:21Cicero, why did you hand me a baby and not a bowling ball?
01:00:25Sorry, Uncle Porky.
01:00:27How was I supposed to know you can't bowl with babies?
01:00:30Well, I suppose that could be an easy beginner's mistake.
01:00:34Why don't you just get me another ball?
01:00:36Sure thing, my dearest Uncle.
01:00:39You're the kids these days.
01:00:42Time for some fun.
01:00:44This ought to be good.
01:00:47Is this a good ball, Uncle Porky?
01:01:00Now, watch closely.
01:01:02A good form starts with a good grip.
01:01:05If the fingers in the holes, you will like this.
01:01:08Ow!
01:01:12I didn't know you could play b-ball too, Uncle Pea.
01:01:18Great work, Uncle Porky!
01:01:20You got a strike!
01:01:22I think!
01:01:23I gotta pick out a good one like Uncle Porky said!
01:01:26Where am I?
01:01:28Ah!
01:01:29The perfect ball!
01:01:30I sure wish Uncle Porky were here to see me bowl!
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:33Fingers in the finger hole.
01:01:34Just like Uncle Porky said.
01:01:35Bring the ball up to your chest.
01:01:37Walk up to the line.
01:01:38Swing.
01:01:39And you can't do it.
01:01:40I can't do it.
01:01:41I can't do it.
01:01:42I can't do it.
01:01:43I can't do it.
01:01:44I can't do it.
01:01:45I can't do it.
01:01:46I can't do it.
01:01:47I can't do it.
01:01:48I can't do it.
01:01:49I can't do it.
01:01:50I can do it.
01:01:51Just like Uncle Porky said.
01:01:55Bring the ball up to your chest.
01:01:57Walk up to the line.
01:01:59Swing back.
01:02:00And release!
01:02:08Alright!
01:02:09Uncle Porky was right!
01:02:10Bowling is fun!
01:02:21Hey!
01:02:22I won!
01:02:23Ow!
01:02:24Well, I just withdrew my entire life savings from the bank.
01:02:40I don't have two nickels to rub together.
01:02:43Now how will Daffy and I make this month's rent?
01:02:46Woohoo!
01:02:52What games?
01:02:53The Dazzling Duck Beauty Contest.
01:02:56The $50 grand prize?
01:02:58Why, I know a Dazzling Duck.
01:03:02Dazzling Duck!
01:03:03Wrong apartment.
01:03:04No, no.
01:03:05There's a beauty compa- compa-
01:03:07A good looking duck contest.
01:03:09And when you win the $50 grand prize,
01:03:11we can pay our rent.
01:03:12Path.
01:03:16First, we'll pay the rent.
01:03:19And then-
01:03:20Oh, in merciful heavens, Daffy.
01:03:22You're an abomination.
01:03:24Balderdash!
01:03:30Daffy, if you're gonna win this contest,
01:03:32then you're gonna have to take a bath.
01:03:35No way, Jose!
01:03:37I got trauma, don't you know?
01:03:39Why, it was years ago when I was but a young duckling.
01:03:43A bath beat me up and stole my lunch money!
01:03:48No!
01:03:49No!
01:03:50You can't do this to me!
01:03:51Ducks are afraid of water!
01:03:53Now, Daddy, we need about $50.
01:03:57Doesn't that feel better?
01:04:03Daddy!
01:04:04Take one to no one, fatso!
01:04:06Wahoo!
01:04:07Wahoo!
01:04:12You're getting clean, Abel,
01:04:13the one way or another.
01:04:21And now I've got you cornered.
01:04:23No!
01:04:24No!
01:04:25You don't have to do that!
01:04:26Yes!
01:04:27Yes, I do!
01:04:32Wahoo!
01:04:33Now come out of there, you dirty bird!
01:04:42Kiss me, my little cannoli!
01:04:45By the moonlight!
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:48Hm?
01:04:49Hey, Buster!
01:04:50A little privacy, if you wouldn't mind!
01:04:53Jeez!
01:04:54What a weirdo!
01:04:56All righty!
01:05:02But where is that duck?
01:05:05I'm right here, ya dope!
01:05:06Here's looking at you, kid!
01:05:09I'm a-y-y-y-y-y-y-a-gonna get you.
01:05:13Uh, I mean...
01:05:15They're gonna get you.
01:05:20Missed me!
01:05:23Missed me again!
01:05:25Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
01:05:27Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:05:29O-ho-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:05:31Ow!
01:05:33Boarding... path?
01:05:35It-it-it-it!
01:05:37Without your boarding pass, you-it-it-it-it can't get on the plane!
01:05:39Hmm...
01:05:43Sigh...
01:05:45Sigh...
01:05:47Ah-ha!
01:05:49Don't you worry, Porco! I've got an idea to get me on that plane without a boarding pass!
01:05:53You just play along!
01:05:55Have a lovely flight!
01:05:57Halt!
01:05:59I need to see your boarding pass!
01:06:01Quackquack, quack!
01:06:03Quackquack, quackquack!
01:06:05Halt!
01:06:07Where is his boarding pass?
01:06:09For your information, ma'am, I don't need no skinkin' boarding pass.
01:06:13I happen to be this man's emotional support animal.
01:06:18Emotional support animal, huh?
01:06:21Okay, sir, go right on through.
01:06:25But if I find out he's not a real emotional support animal...
01:06:33We get to be in a movie?
01:06:38You both get tossed off the plane. Got it?
01:06:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, siri, Bob. He's my...
01:06:44Legitimate emotional support animal.
01:06:47Just like the one that he's got.
01:06:50Oh, that's my son!
01:06:52Mommy?
01:06:53Chop, chop, pork chop!
01:06:57He really did not try not to call too much attention to us, Daddy.
01:07:00You worry too much!
01:07:02I was born to play this role! What could go wrong?
01:07:05I guess you're right.
01:07:07Excuse me!
01:07:09Emotional support animals, under the seat, please!
01:07:14All the way under, please!
01:07:16We're about to take off!
01:07:17It's too crap down here!
01:07:27This is gonna be murder on my lumbago!
01:07:29We're about to take off!
01:07:30Oh, she's she's she's!
01:07:33Oh, she's she's she's Daffy!
01:07:36Daffy, we're gonna get into the-the-the-the-the-the-trouble!
01:07:40Huh?
01:07:42Shh!
01:07:43He was feeling cranky, so I put him to sleep.
01:07:45I was?
01:07:47I have to sit up here to fulfill my required emotional support animal duties.
01:07:51Are you sure everything is all right over here?
01:07:55Are you calling my training into question?
01:07:57I am offended!
01:07:59I am a first-rate service duck, and I can prove it!
01:08:03Look at how scared he is!
01:08:05True. True?
01:08:06Now look at how close I make him!
01:08:08Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, little piggy!
01:08:15He he he he, cool, cool!
01:08:21Oh!
01:08:22How do you do?
01:08:25Today I am searching for the perfect spot to bury my perfect bone to keep it perfectly safe!
01:08:32Now, let us see what is available!
01:08:37Hmm...
01:08:38That spot is too high!
01:08:42Phew!
01:08:43That spot stinks!
01:08:45Hmm...
01:08:46Not lively enough!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:49It looks like I'll never find the right...
01:08:53Ooh!
01:08:57Now this...
01:08:58Is the perfect spot!
01:09:01Until next time, dear friend...
01:09:03You are off to a safe world!
01:09:05Please!
01:09:10Huh?
01:09:15Eh...
01:09:16Pardon me, Mac, but do you know who this belongs to?
01:09:19Of course, little grey rabbit!
01:09:21That is none other than my bone!
01:09:24What are you doing with my bone in my hole?
01:09:30Your hole?
01:09:31Yes!
01:09:32My hole!
01:09:33Root! Root!
01:09:34Root! Root!
01:09:35Root!
01:09:36Root!
01:09:37Root!
01:09:38Of course you realize, this means...
01:09:47...squirrel!
01:09:54Gee, I sure am having fun with this brand new bone!
01:10:00Oh good, even a rabbit should partake in the joys of a bone.
01:10:05What are you doing with my bone?
01:10:14You want the bone, boy? Huh? Huh? Huh? You want the bone?
01:10:17A bow wow, a woof woof, yes I do!
01:10:20Fetch!
01:10:23Fear not, bone, you are safe and sound now.
01:10:31Oh, bone, you make me feel lighter than air.
01:10:34Out of breath already! It's like there's no air up here!
01:10:44It's like there's no air up here!
01:10:58Well, that takes care of that!
01:11:00I'm going to the prestigious for the awards tonight. I've been grooming all year so I can outshine the competition.
01:11:10Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:11:20Oh, if I don't win this year, there will be heck to pay!
01:11:24Oh, wax! I busted a button! How I ever win that spectacular one looking like this!
01:11:39Hello?
01:11:49Hey, pal! Duffy Duck here! Taylor and Steve Brodnare!
01:11:56Oh, nice to meet you. What seems to be the problem?
01:12:00I need the button on my coat fixed, and I need it fixed relatively quickly.
01:12:04Would you be able to help me out?
01:12:06Sure thing, chum. First things first, let's remove this loose thread.
01:12:12Hey, what did you do to my suit? I needed that for tonight. Why did you do that?
01:12:17Shh, shh, shh, shh. A button just can't be fixed.
01:12:20The entire suit's Peng Shui was thrown off-kilter by that missing softener.
01:12:24We need to restart from scratch.
01:12:26Well, I guess that makes sense.
01:12:28First, let's get your measurements.
01:12:30Here, hold this.
01:12:34Turn right.
01:12:38Hold me.
01:12:42Wear this.
01:12:44Yes, honey, work it.
01:12:47Give me passion. Give me heartbreak. Give me a little ducksy.
01:12:56You look fabulous. Looking great.
01:12:59Let's ball.
01:13:11Duck Ellington!
01:13:13...
01:13:15What's this?
01:13:17Why...
01:13:19The scraper...
01:13:25...
01:13:27Eh, eh...
01:13:29Ehh-eh-eh!
01:13:33Yuh!
01:13:34Duh!
01:13:36La-da-taaaa, la-da-taaaa!
01:13:41Hey, what's this?
01:13:45Alright, who's the wise guy throwing his a-wrench ball in my rabbit hole?
01:13:49If I ever catch the lousy good-for-nothing clown that destroyed my-
01:13:52Oh-
01:13:53Uh, well, hello there, big fella.
01:13:57It appears your balls somehow accidentally bounce into my bedroom.
01:14:03That's no way to treat an adorable cute little rabbit like me.
01:14:06Well, you leave me no choice but to retaliate in brutal fashion and leave you begging for mercy.
01:14:10And I will, too.
01:14:16Say, nice pair of dicks you got there, Doc.
01:14:19Are those those new limited edition streetball specials?
01:14:28You must have paid a pretty penny for those bad boys.
01:14:33Basketball, you and me, one-on-one, now!
01:14:37You want to play a game of basketball with little old me?
01:14:41That's right. First one to...
01:14:4321 wins!
01:14:46Well, uh, gee whiz, Doc, I really don't know how to play basketball.
01:14:51Let's see now, uh, is this how you do it?
01:14:54I think I'm getting it.
01:14:56Hey, this is kind of fun.
01:14:58Whoops!
01:14:59Whoa!
01:15:02Well, what do you know?
01:15:03I just scored a three-pointer.
01:15:06Don't look now, Doc, but, uh, confidentially...
01:15:10I'm winning!
01:15:12And with very little effort, too.
01:15:13Oh, uh, let's see, Mac.
01:15:30So far, I've scored five points.
01:15:33And you have a big, fat zero.
01:15:35Give me that!
01:15:36Let me show you how it's done.
01:15:38Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:15:45Well, don't just stand there, you maroon.
01:15:47Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot the ball!
01:15:48You're wide open!
01:15:53Whoa.
01:15:59Well, looks like that's another easy three points for me, Doc.
01:16:02BOOM!
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