- 5/7/2025
Looney Tune's, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang bring you a marathon of laughs and adventures! This 1-hour compilation features some of the funniest and most entertaining episodes from the Looney Tunes Show.
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Hey, wake up.
00:00:35Come on, you're snoring.
00:00:37Wake up.
00:00:42Daffy, wake up.
00:00:52All right, fine.
00:01:00Do you need to fly so loudly?
00:01:23I'm trying to sleep.
00:01:30Be right there.
00:01:33Well, that was a lie.
00:01:35One second.
00:01:37One.
00:01:38I said I'm coming.
00:01:40What happened to this country?
00:01:42No one hustles anymore.
00:01:43That's why Canada's killing us these days.
00:01:54You have a baby?
00:01:56I knew it.
00:01:57I knew you were lying to me.
00:01:59I thought I knew you.
00:02:01I thought you were my girlfriend.
00:02:04I let myself be vulnerable with you.
00:02:07I trusted you.
00:02:08Well, not anymore.
00:02:10Do you hear that?
00:02:11That's the sound of my walls going back up.
00:02:15Lose my number because you are dead to me.
00:02:20D-E-D.
00:02:22Dead.
00:02:23It's not my kid.
00:02:24It's my sister's.
00:02:25I'm babysitting.
00:02:27She's adorable.
00:02:28He's a boy.
00:02:31Looks like a girl.
00:02:32So, uh, did you ever wonder how Speedy got his pizza place?
00:02:35Not really.
00:02:36I wasn't talking to you.
00:02:38Well, it all started at a baseball game.
00:02:42Then who are you talking to?
00:02:43Just watch.
00:02:48Strike one!
00:02:49Oh, you choked!
00:02:52You're the world's worst!
00:02:55I'd watch it if I were you.
00:02:57What?
00:02:58They love it.
00:02:59Hey, Rodriguez!
00:03:01You have a stupid face!
00:03:03Strike two!
00:03:04Break out the aloe vera.
00:03:06This guy just got burned.
00:03:09Daffy, come on.
00:03:11I bet you're a terrible husband and father!
00:03:17Strike three!
00:03:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03:20Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03:22Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03:24Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03:25Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03:27Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03:29And he's out!
00:03:39Come on.
00:03:39We're going to be late for the movie.
00:03:41What are you wearing?
00:03:48I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount.
00:03:51You're driving? You always drive.
00:03:54Let me drive.
00:03:56I'm not going in that thing.
00:03:58It's not a thing. It's a parade float.
00:04:01It'll take us 18 hours to find a parking spot.
00:04:03I'm driving.
00:04:04You think you get to make all the decisions?
00:04:07What are you, the man in the relationship?
00:04:08We're not in a relationship.
00:04:10Well, guess what?
00:04:12I'm a man, too.
00:04:13And today, this man is going to drive you to the movies and buy your ticket.
00:04:18So you can just leave your wallet and keys here,
00:04:21because this man is wearing the pants today.
00:04:24Oops, almost forgot my purse.
00:04:29Come on, you big lug.
00:04:32Mmm, the only thing better than a third cup of coffee,
00:04:35a fourth cup of coffee.
00:04:40Come on, we're going to be late.
00:04:43Late for what?
00:04:44To meet Steve St. James.
00:04:46Who?
00:04:46Steve St. James.
00:04:48He was off-duty cop on the hit show Off-Duty Cop.
00:04:50That old TV show about the detective and his butler?
00:04:53Chauffeur.
00:04:54Why would a detective have a chauffeur?
00:04:56Because he was Steve St. James,
00:04:58the detective who couldn't let Justice sleep just because he was off-duty,
00:05:01so he had his chauffeur drive him around to make Justice not sleep.
00:05:05I need another cup of coffee.
00:05:08Come on, he's making an appearance at the mall.
00:05:11I can't.
00:05:12I got a doctor's appointment.
00:05:14What's wrong with you?
00:05:15Nothing.
00:05:16It's my yearly physical.
00:05:18When was the last time you got one?
00:05:19Never.
00:05:20I've never been to the doctor.
00:05:21I'm the picture of health.
00:05:22Oh, my hip.
00:05:38Ooh, ooh.
00:05:39What is that shooting pain?
00:05:41Ah, numbness, tingling, cramping.
00:05:45Good heavens!
00:06:06I almost forgot to turn on my sound machine.
00:06:08And this looks like it's going to be about a 38-yard field goal.
00:06:19And Alice better be...
00:06:20What are you doing?
00:06:22I was watching the game.
00:06:24Off-duty cop marathon.
00:06:26I knew it.
00:06:27You're a cop.
00:06:29I'm an off-duty cop.
00:06:35Oh, brother.
00:06:38My coffee!
00:06:41You know what's great with hot coffee?
00:06:44Coffee cake?
00:06:45No.
00:06:48Coffee cake.
00:06:49Ooh!
00:06:52Turn it back.
00:06:54Unless you want a coffee kick.
00:06:58You asked for it.
00:07:00Ha!
00:07:04I gotta get a stuntman.
00:07:08Hey.
00:07:13What?
00:07:14Oh, I thought maybe we could hang out.
00:07:17Can't.
00:07:17Got a date with Tina.
00:07:18Well, maybe I'll see what Bugs is doing.
00:07:20Whatever.
00:07:27Porky?
00:07:27Hi, Bugs.
00:07:28What are you doing here?
00:07:30I thought maybe we could hang out.
00:07:31Oh, I can't.
00:07:33I got a date with Lola.
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:38I'd ask you if you wanted to hang out.
00:07:40But you probably have a girlfriend, too.
00:07:42I don't got a girlfriend.
00:07:43Oh.
00:07:44You want to hang out?
00:07:45No, really.
00:07:54You want to hang out?
00:07:56Sure.
00:07:57What do you want to do?
00:07:58Oh, I don't know.
00:07:59What do you want to do?
00:08:01Oh, I'm pretty easy.
00:08:02Whatever you want to do.
00:08:03It doesn't matter to me.
00:08:05I'm up for anything.
00:08:06Are you hungry?
00:08:07We could get something to eat.
00:08:09Oh, where do you want to go?
00:08:11I don't know.
00:08:12You want to go to Tutty's?
00:08:13I don't know.
00:08:14I don't really like Tutty's.
00:08:15How can you not like Tutty's?
00:08:17Let's just go to Pizzeriba.
00:08:19We always go to Pizzeriba.
00:08:20Come on.
00:08:21It'll be fun.
00:08:22Well, okay.
00:08:23When you put it that way.
00:08:24I'm glad we're friends.
00:08:26Me, too.
00:08:27Am I good?
00:08:37Is it clear?
00:08:38I can't tell.
00:08:40I'm clear.
00:08:42Not clear.
00:08:44Oh, what's that idiot doing in my blind spot?
00:08:46Everyone's in your blind spot.
00:08:48This car is nothing but blind spots.
00:08:50It's not a car.
00:08:51It's a parade float.
00:08:53Now, am I clear?
00:08:54I don't know.
00:08:57All I see is a giant foot.
00:08:59It's not a giant foot.
00:09:00It's a giant flipper.
00:09:02That's it.
00:09:03I'm going for it.
00:09:16Great.
00:09:17Now we have to go to the car wash.
00:09:20Oh, no.
00:09:20I'm getting out here.
00:09:22What are you, crazy?
00:09:23You're on the side of a freeway.
00:09:25It's dangerous.
00:09:26Not as dangerous as riding in that thing.
00:09:28Suit yourself.
00:09:37Am I clear?
00:09:40I'm going for it.
00:09:41Hello, this is Helmut Jornson from the Nobel Prize Foundation.
00:09:50I am calling to inform Mr. Bugs Bunny that he has been awarded the Nobel Prize...
00:09:55Message deleted.
00:09:57Daffy, Tina, just reminding you of tomorrow's date night.
00:10:00Don't forget to make red...
00:10:01Message deleted.
00:10:03Hey, guys, it's Porky.
00:10:04I'm in kind of an emergency and I...
00:10:06Message deleted.
00:10:07Anything important?
00:10:09No.
00:10:10I can't hold on much longer.
00:10:14Three people.
00:10:16One slice.
00:10:18Classic scenario.
00:10:20What to do.
00:10:22What to do.
00:10:24I mean, nobody wants to be the one to take the last slice.
00:10:28Look at what?
00:10:34Height.
00:10:34Three foot six.
00:10:36We'll put six foot three.
00:10:38Weight.
00:10:38I don't know.
00:10:40It fluctuates.
00:10:41Uh, 80?
00:10:44A hundred?
00:10:45You're six foot three.
00:10:46We'll put 185.
00:10:48Are you sure about this?
00:10:49Trust me.
00:10:50I'm an expert at online dating.
00:10:52But what's going to happen when I finally meet one of these women?
00:10:54Won't they be disappointed?
00:10:55Any woman that goes out with Porky Pig is going to be disappointed no matter what.
00:11:00Which brings us to your name.
00:11:02We can keep Pig or Porky, but we can't keep both.
00:11:07Keep Porky.
00:11:09Keep Pig?
00:11:11You know what?
00:11:11Let's dump them both.
00:11:12Your name's Lorenzo Villaguerreiroza.
00:11:15There, you're done.
00:11:17What about my picture?
00:11:20But you can hardly see me.
00:11:22Precisely, Lorenzo.
00:11:24Why am I stuck doing this?
00:11:37Don't you remember?
00:11:39We agreed that you'll do the chores for the first 365 days of the year, and I'll do them
00:11:44for the rest of the year.
00:11:45Oh, right.
00:11:48Sucker.
00:11:49I wonder what he's up to.
00:11:54What do I always say?
00:11:55Don't get involved in your neighbor's business.
00:11:58Before you know it, their business is your business.
00:12:00It's a very slippery slope.
00:12:02Daffy, when you live in a neighborhood, you live by a strict code of conduct.
00:12:06Part of it is being friendly to your neighbors.
00:12:08Even the bad ones.
00:12:10What's up, neighbor?
00:12:14None of your business, you buck-toothed varmint.
00:12:17What are you laughing at, beak-face?
00:12:20We're just trying to be friendly.
00:12:22I don't need friendship.
00:12:24I don't need nothing.
00:12:26I'm totally self-sufficient.
00:12:28Or at least I'm about to be with these here solar panels.
00:12:32Goodbye, high-energy bills.
00:12:34Hello, self-sufficiency.
00:12:38Whoops.
00:12:40I wanted to keep that.
00:12:43Wish I'd labeled these things.
00:12:53Jackpot.
00:12:54I'm off the grid.
00:12:58Son, do your thing.
00:13:02You hear that?
00:13:06That's the sound of Yosemite Sam never needing nothing from nobody, never again.
00:13:12Have fun paying your electric bill, losers.
00:13:19Uh-oh.
00:13:25This could be a problem.
00:13:32Hut one, hut two, hike, go long.
00:13:36Come on, get open.
00:13:39Interception.
00:13:41Touchdown.
00:13:45We did it.
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:50Pathetic.
00:13:52Playing all by yourself.
00:13:54Get some friends, kid.
00:13:56I'm all in.
00:14:00Fold.
00:14:02I'm never playing with you again.
00:14:08Darling, I probably shouldn't be writing to you, but I can't get you out of my mind.
00:14:13That weekend we spent in Vermont was the most powerful experience of my life.
00:14:19You were the most perfect man that was ever created, and I must have you.
00:14:23Uh, what are you doing?
00:14:26Reading a letter.
00:14:27That's not addressed to you.
00:14:28Oh, is that a crime?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31This is your mail.
00:14:33Look, here's a 20 spot if you give me back the letter.
00:14:36Bribing a government official is also a crime.
00:14:40And is this counterfeit money?
00:14:42What?
00:14:43You're going to tell me that's a crime too?
00:14:45Last time I checked, I was living in America.
00:14:48Oh, look over there!
00:14:49See what happens when you people don't let me read your mail?
00:15:04Soon as I can make a counterfeit passport, I'm moving to Mexico.
00:15:08When normal people travel, they fly or drive.
00:15:21Anything but this.
00:15:22It's not sanitary.
00:15:23It's nostalgic.
00:15:25Why don't you relax?
00:15:26You turned into a real maniac on these trips.
00:15:29I am relaxed.
00:15:30I'm more relaxed than you'll ever be.
00:15:32It's not a competition.
00:15:34It's a vacation.
00:15:39Do you even know where we're going?
00:15:41I'm following the directions.
00:15:43GPS is never wrong.
00:15:44I'm getting claustrophobic.
00:15:46Here we are.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:50Ah!
00:15:51Casa de Calma.
00:15:53The fanciest, manciest resort on Earth.
00:15:55Hmm?
00:15:59What?
00:15:59Is Casa de Calma Spanish for false advertising?
00:16:04Eh, I think we're lost, Doc.
00:16:07Never buy a GPS from a vending machine.
00:16:10Hey, isn't that your uncle?
00:16:17Hey, Daffy, it's me, Uncle Black!
00:16:22I've never seen that man before in my life.
00:16:25Let's go.
00:16:25When are you going to learn how to swim?
00:16:35Swimming's for losers who can't afford boats.
00:16:45Go away.
00:16:49No, I don't want to play.
00:16:53I said I don't want to play.
00:17:02There's lease laws, you know.
00:17:04All right, I'll do it.
00:17:12Do what?
00:17:13I'm hosting a bachelor auction for charity.
00:17:15And I ask Bugs to be in it.
00:17:17What am I, invisible?
00:17:19I'm the most eligible bachelor here.
00:17:21What's the charity?
00:17:22Literacy.
00:17:23That's my favorite charity.
00:17:25There's too much literacy in the world.
00:17:27We need to fight against literacy.
00:17:29Uh, Daffy.
00:17:31The fight is for literacy.
00:17:33What?
00:17:34Who's for literacy?
00:17:36Our highways and byways are covered in litter.
00:17:39I, for one, think it should be a crime.
00:17:41Littering is a crime.
00:17:43You went to jail for it.
00:17:45Literacy is the ability to read and write.
00:17:48Oh, then count me in.
00:17:51O-N-N.
00:17:52Should I buy a new TV?
00:18:08Or should I buy one of those massage chairs?
00:18:11Ha, tough life.
00:18:13What are you wearing?
00:18:15Mall pants.
00:18:15What kind of pants?
00:18:17Mall pants.
00:18:18Pants you wear at the mall as a sign of respect.
00:18:20So why aren't you wearing a shirt?
00:18:22Too much respect.
00:18:23It's the mall, not church.
00:18:25Also, I can't afford a shirt.
00:18:27I suppose I could buy the TV and just go somewhere for a massage.
00:18:34Whoa.
00:18:35Uh-oh.
00:18:35My mall pants.
00:18:37You know what?
00:18:38I'm just gonna buy both.
00:18:41No mall underwear, huh?
00:18:50I'm just gonna buy both of them.
00:19:20Can I help you?
00:19:25Gaffey Duck.
00:19:26Picking up my business cards.
00:19:33How's the wizard business going?
00:19:35Great.
00:19:35Lots of magic, spells, things like that.
00:19:38That'll be $215.25.
00:19:40That seems awfully high.
00:19:43Price reduce.
00:19:45Reduce.
00:19:46Do you have any fours?
00:20:09Daffy, we're playing chess.
00:20:11Ah.
00:20:15Was it Colonel Snow in the pantry with a candlestick?
00:20:20Do you even know how to play chess?
00:20:22Of course I do.
00:20:24Excuse me, sir.
00:20:50The country club is for members only.
00:20:52Well, I'm a member.
00:20:53What's your membership number?
00:20:55One.
00:20:55I'm number one.
00:20:57One is not a valid membership number.
00:20:59Did I say one?
00:21:00I meant two.
00:21:01Sir, if you're not a member, I'm going to have to insist that you exit the property.
00:21:04Fine.
00:21:05I don't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member anyway.
00:21:08We don't have you as a member.
00:21:10And you never will.
00:21:12Membership number?
00:21:13Sixteen seventy-three.
00:21:15Sixteen seventy-three, huh?
00:21:36Membership number?
00:21:37Sixteen seventy-three.
00:21:38Looks like I have a new lucky number.
00:21:44Four!
00:21:45No, dummy!
00:21:47Sixteen seventy-three!
00:21:49Who was the first president of the United States?
00:21:53Oprah.
00:21:54George Washington.
00:21:56What is the capital of Alaska?
00:21:58New York.
00:22:00Juneau.
00:22:00How many sides are on a triangle?
00:22:03Eight.
00:22:04No, four.
00:22:05No, eight.
00:22:06Three.
00:22:07Name an ingredient in spaghetti and meatballs.
00:22:10Oranges.
00:22:11Meatballs.
00:22:12You've just won a million dollars!
00:22:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:22:18How is it that that dummy won a million dollars and I've never won anything?
00:22:22Oh, I'm sure it's just a matter of time.
00:22:24It better be.
00:22:25Because I don't want to end up a bitter, jealous person.
00:22:28Say, I should go on a game show!
00:22:32What game show are you qualified for?
00:22:35Uh, Wheel of Words?
00:22:37You don't know how to spell.
00:22:39Have I prices correct?
00:22:40How much do you think this pack of gum sells for?
00:22:44Thirty-three thousand dollars?
00:22:46Good luck with that.
00:22:47Stay tuned for the new game show, Besties!
00:22:50Where knowing all about your best friend leads to big prizes.
00:22:55Huh!
00:22:56We should go on that!
00:22:57We've been best friends forever!
00:22:59We know everything there is to know about each other!
00:23:01I never thought I would say this, but that's not a bad idea, Daffy Duck.
00:23:05Why, thank you, Bugs.
00:23:07Um, I want to say, uh, Balabuena?
00:23:13Did you know?
00:23:14It's 277 miles long, 18 miles wide, and over a mile deep?
00:23:20I mean, in places.
00:23:22It's not a mile deep everywhere.
00:23:24Although that looks like a mile.
00:23:26Did you know?
00:23:27Recent evidence suggests the Colorado River formed a canyon over...
00:23:32Maybe they have earplugs in the gift shop.
00:23:34Ooh, mini-license plates!
00:23:38Aha!
00:23:39Daniel, Darwin, Doug, Eduardo.
00:23:40What the?
00:23:41No Daffy?
00:23:42You have five Darvins and no Daffy?
00:23:45Darwin?
00:23:46A thousand and one Grand Canyon jokes.
00:23:50That's about a thousand more than I thought they were.
00:23:52I mean, what?
00:23:53Did someone just match Darren and Marvin together and think that that's a clever name?
00:23:58Well, it's not!
00:23:59It's a stupid name!
00:24:01Darwin is the world's stupidest name!
00:24:04Great name.
00:24:11And the soda.
00:24:13I left my wallet at home.
00:24:16Was originally inhabited by Native Americans.
00:24:19Some of whom considered the Grand Canyon to be a holy site.
00:24:23So, what do you think?
00:24:24I've seen better.
00:24:31Let's go see a movie.
00:24:35Sir, you threw a can of soda into the Grand Canyon.
00:24:38That's littering on federal property.
00:24:40And who are you?
00:24:41I'm a park ranger.
00:24:42Who are you?
00:24:43Oh, uh, Darvin.
00:24:46Andrew's son.
00:24:48You're coming with me.
00:24:50Wait, let's be reasonable.
00:24:52Buddy, if you don't put some pants on, you're going to be coming with me too.
00:24:55I think I saw some in the gift shop.
00:24:58Let me go and I'll pay you whatever you want.
00:25:00Ah, I forgot my wallet.
00:25:02Bugs!
00:25:02Pay him whatever he wants!
00:25:04Aren't you going to say something?
00:25:07Why is the Grand Canyon called the Grand Canyon?
00:25:09Because he thought Gargantuan Canyon made him sound fat.
00:25:16Well, if you don't like that one, I got a thousand more.
00:25:22Uh, can I help you?
00:25:23This isn't the parking lot.
00:25:26I gotta get my gloves back.
00:25:28Welcome to Girardi's.
00:25:29May I take your order?
00:25:31There's so many choices.
00:25:33What would you recommend?
00:25:35You?
00:25:36You look feisty.
00:25:37Like a beautiful tiger waiting to pound.
00:25:40You need a cheese with some bite.
00:25:42Uh-huh.
00:25:43Asiago.
00:25:45And you.
00:25:47You have a wisdom about you.
00:25:48A wisdom that whispers mushrooms.
00:25:53Enjoy!
00:26:09And you.
00:26:11All right.
00:26:24Bye-bye.
00:26:27And you.
00:27:28They work on all sorts of annoying people.
00:27:31I had a ten-minute conversation with Yosemite Sam, and I didn't have to listen to a word of it.
00:27:35Isn't that a little rude?
00:27:37No way.
00:27:39I was more rude before I got these.
00:27:41You know what it's like talking to me.
00:27:44I'm always rolling my eyes, saying something sarcastic.
00:27:47Not anymore.
00:27:48Now I just pop these babies in.
00:27:50Can't people tell?
00:27:52Nah, I just nod a lot.
00:27:53You know, throw in a few uh-huhs, and when it looks like they're wrapping it up, you know, I just say, I know what you mean.
00:27:59I'm actually a pretty great listener, as long as I don't have to hear what anyone's saying.
00:28:03Have you ever used those things on me?
00:28:06What?
00:28:07No!
00:28:08So, yesterday, when I was telling you about that recurring dream I've been having, you were listening?
00:28:15To every word.
00:28:17Phew.
00:28:17Okay, good.
00:28:19Because I had it again last night.
00:28:21It's the strangest thing.
00:28:23It's like I'm in my house, but I'm not in my house.
00:28:26And it's like everything's in black and white.
00:28:29And I can smell someone making breakfast.
00:28:31Like buttered toast.
00:28:33But then I go into the kitchen, and no one's there.
00:28:36Uh-huh.
00:28:37I mean, I feel like the dream has something to do with my mother.
00:28:40Or maybe my sister.
00:28:42Whatever the case, it's very unsettling.
00:28:45I know what you mean.
00:28:46Ew, thanks, Bugs.
00:28:49You gonna eat that?
00:28:51Uh-huh.
00:28:52Oh, okay.
00:28:53Sorry.
00:28:55And Alice better be careful here, because New York's been better than anyone in the league at block and field.
00:29:01Oh, hey, Pinky.
00:29:02Table for one?
00:29:03I can get a girlfriend anytime I want.
00:29:06Whoa, easy.
00:29:08Why aren't you so defensive?
00:29:09Maybe that's why you don't have a girlfriend.
00:29:11No, it's that face.
00:29:13Start growing that beer, man.
00:29:14Can I just get a table?
00:29:16Unfortunately, we don't have any tables available.
00:29:19Packed house for the game.
00:29:20If you want, there's a seat at the counter.
00:29:31Great.
00:29:32Couldn't you at least pretend to reach for your wallet?
00:29:36I don't have a wallet.
00:29:37Besides, I shouldn't have to pay.
00:29:39It's my birthday.
00:29:40Your birthday's not until next week.
00:29:42Oh, we're well within the birthday zone.
00:29:45It's Lola.
00:29:49Hey.
00:29:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:29:50Slow down.
00:29:52Lola, calm down.
00:29:53Lola, stop.
00:29:54I can't understand.
00:29:55You're just...
00:29:56Where are you?
00:29:57Where are you?
00:29:59Okay.
00:30:00I'm coming.
00:30:01I gotta go.
00:30:02Lola broke her leg.
00:30:03Oh, dear.
00:30:04Poor Lola.
00:30:05Don't feel bad for her.
00:30:07You're the one who got stuck with a bill.
00:30:09Am I right?
00:30:09You guys are too sensitive.
00:30:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:18Is this for the table?
00:30:19Or is it just for you?
00:30:20I'm not talking to you.
00:30:22Well, I'm not talking to you.
00:30:23Too late.
00:30:24You just talked to me.
00:30:25Real mature, Daffy.
00:30:27Daffy.
00:30:28Stop copying me.
00:30:29Stop copying me.
00:30:31Daffy, stop it.
00:30:32Daffy, stop it.
00:30:33I'm serious.
00:30:33I'm serious.
00:30:39Ible, where's Daffy?
00:30:42He's helping our neighbor's kid.
00:30:44Try it.
00:30:45We already got our pizza.
00:30:47No.
00:30:48Try this one.
00:30:53Well?
00:30:55I like it.
00:30:56This one's frozen.
00:30:58Ible, they're pretty impressive.
00:31:00Pretty impressive?
00:31:01It's very impressive.
00:31:03Let me tell you something, Pinky.
00:31:04Uh, it's Porky.
00:31:05I'd like to see you make a restaurant-quality frozen pizza.
00:31:09You couldn't.
00:31:10You know why?
00:31:11Because it's next to impossible.
00:31:13But I did it, and now I'm going to sell Speedy Gonzales's frozen pizzas in grocery stores
00:31:17all across the country!
00:31:22What are they doing?
00:31:24I'm filming the commercial later today.
00:31:26Hey!
00:31:26You should be in it.
00:31:28Nah.
00:31:29Come on!
00:31:30You can play the customer!
00:31:32Uh, I-I don't-
00:31:33I could play the customer.
00:31:35Pinky, please.
00:31:36I'm talking to Senor Bugs.
00:31:38What do you say?
00:31:39Will you be in my frozen pizza commercial?
00:31:41Eh, I'd love to do it.
00:31:43Yeah, just let Porky do it.
00:31:45Can I at least use your slogan?
00:31:47What slogan?
00:31:48I like it.
00:31:49When did I say that?
00:31:50When you try the pizza.
00:31:51It's the perfect slogan.
00:31:53Not too much, not too little.
00:31:54I don't love it.
00:31:56I like it.
00:31:57It's pizza, man.
00:31:58It's not a new car.
00:31:59Whatever.
00:32:00Oh!
00:32:00Y-y-yippee!
00:32:01Ha-ha!
00:32:02Relax, Pinky.
00:32:03Okay?
00:32:04It's a commercial, not a movie.
00:32:06But go see the makeup girl.
00:32:07You're just so pink.
00:32:10I guess that's where he gets his name.
00:32:13Psst!
00:32:13Hey, what's with the sunglasses?
00:32:17I'm keeping a low profile.
00:32:20You got some nerve!
00:32:22What?
00:32:23Because of the email?
00:32:24Because I said you're not a scary witch?
00:32:26You're not!
00:32:28I mean, what's the point of the big hat and the green skin and that stupid wand if you're
00:32:31not going to do anything scary with him.
00:32:35You want to see scary?
00:32:37I'll show you scary.
00:32:38You better watch who you talking to and I ain't...
00:32:40Ah!
00:32:46More iced tea?
00:32:48Not too much ice.
00:32:50You're mad?
00:32:51Why are you mad?
00:32:52Because I said calling yourselves speedy thumbs braggy?
00:32:56It does!
00:32:57I don't call myself handsome.
00:32:59You know what people should call you?
00:33:01Jerk!
00:33:03Why is everyone so mad at you?
00:33:05I accidentally sent a mass email spelling out in great detail how I feel about people.
00:33:10Who else did you send it to?
00:33:11Everybody.
00:33:12Everyone I've ever interacted with.
00:33:14Everyone who matters to me.
00:33:16Who I have a relationship with.
00:33:18Anyone who makes any impression on me at all.
00:33:20So, everybody.
00:33:23Every single person in my life.
00:33:26You didn't send it to me?
00:33:29Huh.
00:33:29I have some exciting news.
00:33:31You finally got a girlfriend.
00:33:33No, I...
00:33:34Okay, hot plates.
00:33:35Hot plates coming in.
00:33:36Perochini Alfredo.
00:33:37A personal pan pizza.
00:33:39And the meatball sound.
00:33:42Hey, Speedy.
00:33:43Parky finally got a girlfriend.
00:33:44Ooh.
00:33:45Good for you, Pinky.
00:33:46I thought you were gonna be one of those always-leaves-alone guys who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has.
00:33:53And then he's just alone.
00:33:54So, what a relief for you.
00:33:56Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?
00:33:58Ugh.
00:33:58I don't have a girlfriend.
00:34:02Well, stay in the game, Pinky.
00:34:04But maybe you should think about growing a beard.
00:34:06You got so much...
00:34:07face.
00:34:08Is that with your exciting news?
00:34:12That you don't have a girlfriend?
00:34:14No.
00:34:15I got us playoff tickets.
00:34:17What?
00:34:18How did you get tickets?
00:34:19They've been sold out for weeks.
00:34:21And my uncle works in the league office.
00:34:23Parky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs.
00:34:26I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.
00:34:28You know, I've never said this before, but thank you.
00:34:33You mean thank you.
00:34:35Is that how it's pronounced?
00:34:36Well, then, thank you.
00:34:40There's no two people I'd rather go with.
00:34:58My friendship with Parky is over.
00:35:06How many hours until we can go home?
00:35:08Nineteen.
00:35:11Who's your friend?
00:35:13I'm still deciding on a name.
00:35:14Right now, it's between Lieutenant Maximilian von Lundergartner or Frank.
00:35:19Well, you can't go wrong with either one.
00:35:22Except for that first one.
00:35:24I'm starving.
00:35:25What is taking so long?
00:35:27Yeah, where's Speedy?
00:35:29Three people.
00:35:30One slice.
00:35:32Classic scenario.
00:35:35What to do?
00:35:36What to do?
00:35:38I mean, nobody wants to be the one to take the last slice.
00:35:50Uh, what's up, Doc?
00:35:52My mamadon told me bring home something for dinner.
00:35:59For dinner?
00:36:00Uh, what's cooking?
00:36:03Uh, what's it you're looking for?
00:36:04Oh, um, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, um, uh, uh...
00:36:12Oh, don't tell me now.
00:36:13Don't tell me.
00:36:15Oh, it's, uh, it's, uh, um...
00:36:19It's a rabbit, uh-huh.
00:36:23Okay, Doc, you got me.
00:36:25But, uh, you better let me tidy up a bit first, huh?
00:36:29Uh, I'll just be a minute.
00:36:31Uh-huh, diggity.
00:36:33I was a little too smart for him.
00:36:36Uh-huh.
00:36:38Ta-da-dee-da-da-da.
00:36:41A buzzard is two-faced.
00:36:43A goony old thing that'll eat you to sing.
00:36:46Uh-huh, wait, uh-huh, wait.
00:36:47You know something?
00:36:50I, uh, think he's a tricking me.
00:36:53A buzzard is two-faced.
00:36:58You naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:02Uh-huh, uh-huh, no, no.
00:37:04Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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00:37:47I don't know.
00:38:17I don't know.
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00:41:29No, no, listen, pussycat.
00:41:30You're muscling in on my racket.
00:41:33Quick, quick.
00:41:36Under the bed.
00:41:41Come in, little Lurie.
00:41:45Quick, what's that kid's name again?
00:41:48Red Riding Hood.
00:41:49hood come in a little red riding hood good morning granny i brought you a present just set it down
00:42:02darling hello with the red riding hood's grandma what you doing under the bed my granny what big
00:42:12eyes nose and sharp teeth you have the better to see smell and eat you with
00:42:19the big bad wolf
00:42:23the big bad pudding hat
00:42:49after which i place a volunteer in this box
00:43:09and proceed to saw him in half what don't tell me you've got the gall to pull that old sawing in
00:43:16half routine yes if i get a volunteer volunteer i'll be your volunteer this whole thing is a fake
00:43:25the way it's done is very simple fake feet out one end and i'm all scrunched up in this end
00:43:30the oldest trick in the book his turban is a fake too it's the hotel towel
00:43:38don't applaud him look i'm not cut in half stop applauding it's a fake
00:43:44good thing i got blue cross in following my song i'll play the xylophone
00:43:55xylophone hmm i can get rid of the rabbit and it'll look like an accident
00:44:00when he strikes this note instead of a xylophone he'll be playing a harp
00:44:09now with your kind indulgence i'll play those endearing young charms
00:44:15that's wrong you dumb bunny try it again
00:44:28oh no no no you stupid rabbit like this
00:44:48nom de plume a repeat just what i must have for the dinner menu
00:44:52what was that uh-oh something tells me this little gray hair is in the middle again
00:45:15what's up doc what you got into touring oh monsieur here i have the most beautiful rabbit
00:45:36rabbit eh eh mind if i have a peek at him but of course monsieur
00:45:41what have you do with my rabbit your rabbit no no no no no no no monsieur francois the rabbit she is
00:45:57mine the rabbit is mine not yours if anybody was to tell me my rabbit wasn't mine i'd tweak his little
00:46:09pink tomato nose
00:46:15if anybody was to tweak my little pink tomato nose
00:46:19what a revolting display of temper i win i win
00:46:27i win i win
00:46:47now just a odie cologne minute doc what's cooking you monsieur
00:46:52what is
00:46:58what do you do
00:47:00whoo
00:47:02you're gonna cook me
00:47:06me
00:47:14me
00:47:16me
00:47:18me
00:47:19me
00:47:20Oh, my God.
00:47:50Meep, meep.
00:48:05Meep, meep.
00:48:14Meep, meep.
00:48:16Meep, meep.
00:48:20Oh, my God.
00:48:50Oh, my God.
00:49:20Oh, my God.
00:49:50Oh, my God.
00:50:20Oh, my God.
00:50:50Oh, my God.
00:51:20I'm sorry, Mac.
00:51:24The lady of the house ain't home.
00:51:25And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.
00:51:28Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:51:38Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:51:48Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:51:49Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:51:58Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:52:08Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:52:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:25Uh-oh.
00:52:28My stars, where did you ever get that awful hairdo?
00:52:38It doesn't become you at all.
00:52:41For goodness sakes, let me fix it up.
00:52:44Look how stringy and messy it is.
00:52:47What a shame.
00:52:48Such an interesting monster, too.
00:52:51My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo,
00:52:57then I don't know what things are coming to.
00:53:01In my business, you meet so many interesting people.
00:53:05Bobby pins, please.
00:53:06But the most interesting ones are the monsters.
00:53:09Oh, dear, that'll never stay.
00:53:11We'll just have to have a permanent.
00:53:19Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure.
00:53:23But I'll be back before you're done.
00:53:27Mmm, not bad.
00:53:49No, I don't have to.
00:54:00THE END
00:54:30THE END
00:55:00THE END
00:55:30THE END
00:56:00HE NEVER MISSES ANY OF THEM
00:56:03NOW REMEMBER THE RULES
00:56:05WE DRAW TWO NAMES FROM OUR BUDDY BARREL
00:56:08THE TWO PERSONS NAMED
00:56:10WILL THEN RACE TO OUR STUDIO
00:56:12THE FIRST BUDDY HERE
00:56:14WILL WIN THE MILLION BOX
00:56:16LAST WEEK
00:56:17TWO SWEET LITTLE OLD LADIES
00:56:18FROM PASADENA
00:56:19ALMOST KILLED EACH OTHER
00:56:20TRYING TO WIN THE PRIZE
00:56:22AND NOW THE MAGIC MOMENT
00:56:24THE TWO BUDDYS IN TONIGHT'S FUN RACE
00:56:26ARE
00:56:27DAFFY DUCK
00:56:29AND BUGS BUNNY
00:56:30HOW ABOUT THAT DAFFY
00:56:33TONIGHT WE'RE THE BUDDYS
00:56:35HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE Hoy
00:56:36HEY BEN
00:56:37HEY BUDDY
00:56:37WHデ'D YOU GO?
00:56:39WITH ME
00:56:40IT'S NOT THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING
00:56:43IT'S THE MONEY
00:56:44Now, how do you suppose this rope got untied?
00:56:51Whoa, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew!
00:57:13Yoo-hoo. See you in the city, slicker.
00:57:16Yeah, sure. City slicker, sure.
00:57:19Sure. City? Hey, that was Bugs. He's ahead of me.
00:57:27That's dandy. Ho, ho, that's rich, I'll say.
00:57:30Now how about some colors, stupid?
00:57:32Hey!
00:57:37Not me, you slop artist!
00:57:41Well, where's the rest of me?
00:57:44It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract. Goodness knows.
00:57:47And goodness knows, it isn't as though I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows.
00:57:52I've done that. That's strange.
00:57:54All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself.
00:57:58Oh, I feel all right, and yet I... I, uh...
00:58:01Hey! You know better than that!
00:58:05Well?
00:58:09Hmm, sea picture, hey? I always wanted to do a sea epic.
00:58:13Now, Mr. Rembrandt, if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery over the sea, let's go, men.
00:58:22We're shoving right off, we're shoving right off... again.
00:58:30Hey! Come here! Come here!
00:58:32Give me a close-up! A close-up!
00:58:34This is a close-up?
00:58:39A close-up, you jerk! A close-up!
00:58:45Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
00:58:49Now, look, Buster, let's have an understanding.
00:58:54Now what?
00:58:56Brother, what a way to run a railroad.
00:58:59Now, as I was saying...
00:59:00Hey!
00:59:23Shhh!
00:59:24Shhh.
00:59:54Shhh.
01:00:24Shhh.
01:00:26Shhh.
01:00:33Shhh.
01:00:35Shhh.
01:00:44Shhh!
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