The Looney Tunes Show Episode 5 Monster Talent

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Description:  🎬 Title: Monster Talent  📘 Plot: Daffy becomes Gossamer's manager after discovering the big red monster has singing talent. Meanwhile, Bugs tries to relax with a good book.  💡 Showbiz gets hairy when monsters and egos collide!   📺 Your daily dose of Looney Tunes is right here on CartoonLTV!  💬 What’s your favorite Gossamer moment? Comment below!  🔔 Hit follow and don’t miss a single episode!  #LooneyTunes #Gossamer #DaffyDuck #BugsBunny #MonsterTalent #CartoonLTV #LooneyTunesShow

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00:00Hut one, hut two, hike, go long, come on, get open, interception, touchdown, we did it, yeah, pathetic, playing all by yourself, get some friends, kid,

00:27I'm all in, fold, I'm never playing with you again,

00:57check it out, I stole them from the movie theater, 3D glasses, ooh, from now on, I'll take my entertainment exclusively in three dimensions,

01:12Daffy, those only work at the movie theater, whoa, he's so close, back off, newsman, it's not in 3D,

01:24whoa, it's like I can touch you, please don't,

01:29what's up neighbor, whoa, back to 2D, what a bummer, can I talk to you for a second,

01:48it's my son Gossamer, he's having some trouble fitting in his school, all the kids pick on him

01:52and call him a monster, duh, he is a monster, I try to help him, but he's at that age where he

02:00doesn't want to listen to his mama, the other day he called me a witch, you are a witch,

02:13do you need to be doing that right now,

02:15protein shake, that's how I maintain this body,

02:22anyway, Gossamer needs help making friends,

02:27now I think he could benefit from a positive male role model,

02:30could you take him to school tomorrow and maybe talk to him,

02:32you want bugs to talk to him,

02:36he doesn't know the first thing about making friends,

02:38he was born with friends, he's got too many friends,

02:41the only person who can help a weirdo like Gossamer is another weirdo,

02:55that's a great idea, you can take him to school tomorrow,

02:59what, no, find another weirdo,

03:02no one helped me out when I was a kid,

03:04so I'm not helping him out,

03:06you know, I'm not always a nice witch,

03:11I'm only taking you to school,

03:17because I'm afraid of your mom,

03:18don't open that,

03:21sorry,

03:23you're a real weird dude,

03:26sorry,

03:27why are you always apologizing,

03:29sorry,

03:30listen kid, school is like prison,

03:33and I should know, I've been to both,

03:35you do your time, and you get out,

03:37and if you're lucky, you'll grow up to be as mature and well adjusted as me,

03:41ah, come on,

03:43move it, lady,

03:45just get out here,

03:50this mom's taking forever,

03:52I mean, how many kids do you have to have,

03:55before you feel like you've got a family,

03:57it's irresponsible,

03:58will you pick me up after school,

04:01pick you up,

04:02what do you think,

04:03I just sit around all day watching TV,

04:06you don't think I have a job,

04:07or other responsibilities,

04:10my mom says you're a bum,

04:11and that you mooch off of Mr. Bunny,

04:13well your mom's stupid,

04:15don't tell her I said that,

04:16hey gossamer,

04:32feel you later pal,

04:33hi Kyle,

04:41hi Jason,

04:42hi Emily,

04:44what's up Trevor,

04:45hi Maya,

04:47hey Andrew,

04:52why didn't you defend yourself,

05:01my mom says violence is never the answer,

05:04well your mom is wrong,

05:06it's almost always the answer,

05:08don't tell her I said that,

05:09and anyway,

05:10I don't know how to defend myself,

05:12then it's time to go to school,

05:15not that school,

05:18the school of hard knocks,

05:20Ible,

05:29where's Daffy,

05:30he's helping our neighbors kid,

05:31try it,

05:33we already got our pizza,

05:35no,

05:36try this one,

05:37well,

05:41I like it,

05:44this one's frozen,

05:45it's pretty impressive,

05:48pretty impressive,

05:49it's very impressive,

05:50let me tell you something pinky,

05:52it's porky,

05:53I like to see you make a restaurant quality frozen pizza,

05:57you couldn't,

05:58you know why,

05:59because it's next to impossible,

06:01but I did it,

06:01and now I'm going to sell,

06:03speedy gonzalez's frozen pizzas,

06:05in grocery stores,

06:05all across the country,

06:07what are they doing,

06:12I'm filming the commercial later today,

06:14hey,

06:14you should be in it,

06:16nah,

06:17come on,

06:18you can pay the customer,

06:19I don't,

06:21I could pay either of the customer,

06:23pinky,

06:23please,

06:24I'm talking to senor Bugs,

06:26what do you say,

06:27will you be in my frozen pizza commercial,

06:29I'd love to do it,

06:31yeah,

06:31just let porky do it,

06:33can I at least use your slogan,

06:35what slogan,

06:36I like it,

06:37when did I say that,

06:38when you try the pizza,

06:39it's the perfect slogan,

06:41not too much,

06:42not too little,

06:43I don't love it,

06:44I like it,

06:45it's pizza man,

06:46it's not a new car,

06:47whatever,

06:47relax pinky,

06:51okay,

06:52it's a commercial,

06:53not a movie,

06:54but go see the makeup girl,

06:55you're just so pink,

06:57I guess that's where he gets his name,

07:00this is the school I graduated from,

07:06I'm kind of a legend around here,

07:13what's up man,

07:16I don't know you,

07:16self-defense,

07:20it's about knowing your strengths,

07:22and your opponent's weaknesses,

07:24it's about stamina,

07:27discipline,

07:28and never,

07:30letting your guard down,

07:33shouldn't we be wearing boxing gloves,

07:41does anybody wear boxing gloves,

07:43in a street fight,

07:44also there's a five dollar glove rental fee,

07:46now let's get it on,

07:48I don't want to fight,

07:51too late,

07:52you're in a fight,

07:53and you're already losing,

07:54you know why,

07:55you're off balance,

07:57and when you're off balance,

07:58you're open to,

07:59one of these,

08:00lucky shot,

08:04I didn't do anything,

08:06how's this gonna help me make friends,

08:08I see what you're doing,

08:10mind games,

08:11well mind games are no match,

08:14for one of these,

08:15all right,

08:23let's take a break,

08:25I'm sure this is a lot of information,

08:27for you to absorb,

08:28I'm going to the vending machine,

08:30I'll bring you back,

08:32what are these,

08:34well we've learned two things here today,

08:38you refuse to defend yourself,

08:40and I need to double up,

08:42on my protein shakes,

08:43I'm never going to get any friends,

08:45now is that kick me sign,

08:48still on your back,

08:50give me that,

08:53school talent show,

08:58huh,

08:59what is it,

09:00I think I just figured out a way,

09:02for you to make some friends,

09:04a way for you to impress everyone,

09:06and instantly become popular,

09:08in a single dramatic moment,

09:11you mean enter the talent show,

09:13oh,

09:13I was going to say,

09:14watch the talent show,

09:16wearing a really cool jacket,

09:17but,

09:18entering the talent show,

09:20that's a great idea,

09:22wow,

09:22you're lucky I thought of it,

09:24do you have any talents,

09:25I could sing,

09:26ugh,

09:27no way,

09:27singing is lame,

09:28come on,

09:29we can come up with something better than that,

09:31oh wait,

09:33I forgot something,

09:34I'll give you one of these,

09:35ah,

09:37do you want restaurant quality pizza,

09:42in the comfort of your own home,

09:43hello,

09:44I'm Speedy Gonzales,

09:45of Speedy Gonzales's Pizza Riva,

09:47telling you,

09:48that you can now enjoy my pizza,

09:50in a frozen variety,

09:51but don't take my word for it,

09:53he's a real life customer,

09:55ahem,

09:56what did you think sir,

09:57I like it,

09:59cut,

10:00Pinky,

10:02you're overselling it,

10:03I told you,

10:04you could be in the commercial,

10:04but you gotta pull back,

10:06you gotta play real,

10:07let's take it again,

10:08what did you think sir,

10:11I like it,

10:13nope,

10:13it's not working,

10:14say your bugs,

10:15let me use you say it again,

10:16I like it,

10:17that's it,

10:18perfect,

10:18sorry Pinky,

10:19there's just something about him,

10:20I like ability factor,

10:22I mean,

10:22this guy's okay,

10:24but I wanna party with this guy,

10:27let's take it again,

10:30hey Pinky,

10:33I'm sorry,

10:34scooch to your left a little bit,

10:36little more,

10:37little more,

10:40little more,

10:41little more,

10:43little more,

10:45little more,

10:45need a more,

10:47how's this,

10:50perfecto,

10:51talent,

10:55it can't be taught,

10:56it can't be bought,

10:58it can't be faked,

11:00it just is,

11:01you dig,

11:02do I dig what,

11:03two, three, four,

11:05no, no, no,

11:10back to one,

11:11where's one,

11:13two, three, four,

11:13stop,

11:18stop,

11:19stop,

11:19you're doing it wrong,

11:24it's a simple kickball change,

11:26a shimmy to the right,

11:27a shimmy to the left,

11:29pivot step,

11:30and head roll,

11:31was that so difficult,

11:34I was thinking,

11:35maybe I could sing,

11:36at the talent show,

11:37are you out of your mind,

11:40that is so lame,

11:42I mean,

11:42do you know how girly,

11:43and pathetic you'd look,

11:44if you sang,

11:45no,

11:46no,

11:46if you want friends,

11:48you need to dance,

11:49I'm not a dancer,

11:52well,

11:52you just keep telling yourself that,

11:55this is just so frustrating,

11:57there is a dancer inside of you,

12:00shame on you for not seeing it,

12:02and shame on me,

12:04for being the only one who does,

12:06I need to cool off,

12:08I'm gonna take five,

12:10but not before I give you one of these,

12:12will you go make me a protein shake,

12:17I'm Speedy Gonzales,

12:21of Speedy Gonzales's Pizza River,

12:23telling you,

12:24that you can now enjoy my pizza,

12:26in a frozen variety,

12:27I like it,

12:29and you will too,

12:31Speedy Gonzales's frozen pizza,

12:33in your gross freezer,

12:35huh,

12:35how much,

12:36oh,

12:37it's on the house,

12:38you're famous,

12:42honey look,

12:44it's the I like it guy,

12:46I like it guy,

12:56say it,

12:57I like it,

12:58yeah,

12:59I like it,

13:02you probably get this all the time,

13:07but will you say it,

13:08I'm kind of in a hurry,

13:09please,

13:10just one time,

13:11I like it,

13:13do you mind,

13:14will you say it for my outgoing message,

13:16I like it,

13:17oh,

13:17wasn't recording,

13:18one more time,

13:20I like it,

13:21woohoo,

13:21I like it,

13:23I'm not sure,

13:24I like it,

13:25say it,

13:29yeah,

13:29you,

13:30I like it guy,

13:32say it,

13:33I like it,

13:34classic,

13:35this whole time,

13:39we've been focusing,

13:40on the talent part,

13:41of the talent show,

13:43but what about the show part,

13:44you don't want me,

13:47to juggle chainsaws,

13:48do you,

13:49no,

13:50that would be ludicrous,

13:51I want you,

13:53to juggle chainsaws,

13:54that have been lit on fire,

13:57can't I just sing,

14:00at the talent show,

14:01no,

14:01you can't sing,

14:02that would be a death sentence,

14:04run for our lives,

14:08you save my life,

14:15I'd like to repay you,

14:17whatever you want to eat,

14:19it's like those protein shakes,

14:22are making me weaker,

14:23my house,

14:31hey,

14:32hey,

14:33see I like it guy,

14:34you live here,

14:35say it,

14:37my house is burning down,

14:40that's not the line,

14:41turn on the water,

14:43no,

14:44you remember,

14:45the little mouse goes,

14:46what do you think sir,

14:48and you say,

14:50I like it,

14:52woohoo,

14:53yeah,

14:54hey,

14:57when you're done,

14:58can we get a picture,

15:01well,

15:04this is it,

15:05good luck,

15:06this is the bus station,

15:10what about the talent show,

15:12you can't go to the talent show,

15:14you don't have a talent,

15:15here,

15:17take this,

15:18what's this,

15:20everything you need,

15:20to start a new life,

15:21fake passport,

15:22fake money,

15:23and my fake number,

15:24in case of emergency,

15:26Fernando Valenzuela,

15:28the baseball player,

15:29the beloved baseball player,

15:32get ready to have,

15:33tons of friends,

15:34please,

15:35just take me to the talent show,

15:36your funeral,

15:39Fernando,

15:40oh,

15:40hey,

15:58you're that guy,

15:59say it,

16:00shh,

16:01there's a kid on stage,

16:03I know,

16:03it's my kid,

16:04come on,

16:05say it,

16:06no,

16:07just say it,

16:08I'm not gonna say it,

16:09as a matter of fact,

16:11I'm never gonna say it,

16:12again,

16:13ever,

16:14typical Hollywood jerk,

16:16oh good,

16:23you haven't gone on,

16:24I took this from the science lab,

16:26I think they're scorpions,

16:27I'm not sure what you should do with them,

16:29maybe eat them,

16:29let them run around on your face,

16:31something like that,

16:33and now,

16:34our next contestant,

16:35wish me luck,

16:36wait,

16:36you forgot the scorpions,

16:38I don't need them,

16:39that's my baby,

16:45what is he doing,

16:50my name is Gossamer,

16:57and I'm gonna sing,

16:58the leaves of brown came tumbling down,

17:06remember,

17:08in September,

17:11in the rain,

17:15the sun went out just like a dying ember,

17:20that September,

17:21that September,

17:23in the rain,

17:26to every word of love,

17:31I heard you whisper,

17:33the raindrops seem to play a sweet refrain,

17:39in the rain,

17:41the spring is here,

17:43to me it's still September,

17:46that September,

17:49in the rain,

17:52yeah,

17:54I like it,

18:04I like it,

18:08I can't thank you enough,

18:24for helping my boy,

18:25yes you can,

18:26you're a witch,

18:27you can do anything,

18:28come on,

18:29wave your wand,

18:30make me strong,

18:31I wanna be strong,

18:33super strong,

18:34with wings,

18:35and give me 3D vision,

18:38stay away from my son,

18:40what's with the glass box,

18:41full of sand,

18:42it's a scorpion tank,

18:43where are the scorpions,

18:44something bit me,

19:14I don't knows,

19:16I don't know,

19:17I can't hide myself.

19:38BEEP BEEP!

19:39I don't know what to do.

20:09Oh, my God!

20:39Oh, no, no, no, no.

21:09Beep beep!

21:34Beep beep!

21:35So is this why you didn't want me to sing at the talent show?

21:56It's just as painful in 3D.

21:59Yeah!

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