The Looney Tunes Show E3 The Jailbird and Jailbunny

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🎬 Title: Jailbird and Jailbunny  📘 Plot: Bugs and Daffy get accidentally imprisoned during a trip to the Grand Canyon. Inside jail, they meet dangerous inmates and hilarity ensues.  💡 This episode puts our favorite duo behind bars — and it’s as crazy as you'd expect!   📺 Watch The Looney Tunes Show in HD — new uploads daily!  💬 What would Bugs do in your shoes?  🔔 Hit follow for endless cartoon fun!  #LooneyTunes #BugsBunny #DaffyDuck #LooneyTunes2011 #JailbirdAndJailbunny #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLTV

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00:00Maybe they have earplugs in a gift shop.

00:31Ooh, mini license plates.

00:34Aha, Daniel, Darwin, Doug, Eduardo.

00:36What the? No Daffy? You have five Darvins and no Daffy? Darvin?

00:42A thousand and one Grand Canyon jokes.

00:45That's about a thousand more than I thought there were.

00:48I mean, what, did someone just match Darren and Marvin together and think that that's a clever name?

00:54Well, it's not. It's a stupid name. Darvin is the world's stupidest name.

01:00Great name.

01:07And the soda. I left my wallet at home.

01:12It was originally inhabited by Native Americans.

01:15Some of whom may consider the Grand Canyon needed it to be a holy site.

01:19So, what do you think?

01:22I've seen better.

01:27Let's go see a movie.

01:28Sir, you threw a can of soda into the Grand Canyon. That's littering on federal property.

01:35And who are you?

01:37I'm a park ranger. Who are you?

01:39Oh, uh, Darvin. Andrew's fun.

01:43You're coming with me.

01:45Wait, let's be reasonable.

01:47Buddy, if you don't put some pants on, you're gonna be coming with me too.

01:51I think I saw some in the gift shop.

01:54Let me go and I'll pay you whatever you want.

01:56Ah, I forgot my wallet.

01:58Bugs! Pay him whatever he wants!

02:00Aren't you gonna say something?

02:02Why is the Grand Canyon called the Grand Canyon?

02:05Because he thought Gargantuan Canyon made him sound fat.

02:11Well, if you don't like that one, I got a thousand more.

02:14And that's when I saw him throw this empty table.

02:44A can of soda into the Grand Canyon.

02:48It's clear that you are the litterer.

02:50The fine is $50.

02:52This court is now adjourned.

02:53Your Honor!

02:54This is a case built on lies.

02:56Stacked on a house of cards.

02:58Standing on a mountain of fabricated falsehoods.

03:02I move for immediate dismissal.

03:04You can't do that.

03:06Well, then I'd like to call my first witness.

03:11Would you please state your name for the court?

03:13The Porky Pig.

03:15What's the matter?

03:17Are you nervous?

03:19I'm not nervous.

03:21You sure sound nervous.

03:23This is what I always say.

03:25Maybe you're nervous because you're lying.

03:28But I'm not.

03:29Maybe you're lying because you don't want us to know your true identity.

03:33And the reason you don't want us to know your true identity is because you, sir, are the litterer.

03:42And a collective gasp fills the courtroom.

03:54Are we down here?

03:56Are you not wearing pants?

03:57Where's the gift shop?

04:07Please state your name for the court.

04:09Bugs Bunny.

04:10Mr. Bunny, where were you on the night of November 10th?

04:14Uh, I'm not sure.

04:15But, uh, didn't this happen in the daytime on June 5th?

04:18Aha!

04:19And how would you know that if you were not guilty of this heinous crime?

04:22Ladies and gentlemen, here is your litterer.

04:24Daffy.

04:25Just paid the fine.

04:27Hostile witness!

04:28Oh, you called this hostile?

04:31This is not hostile.

04:33If you want hostile, I'll give you hostile.

04:36Objection!

04:37Overruled!

04:38That's what I say!

04:39What?

04:40Overruled!

04:41Custained!

04:41Keep this up, and I'll hold you both in contempt of court.

04:44I apologize for my friend, your highness.

04:47Now, if I may, what do we know?

04:51The piece of litter in question?

04:54A can of soda.

04:56So, it would fit that the litterer must like soda.

05:00It may surprise the court to learn that I, Daffy Duck, despise soda.

05:06GASP!

05:09Is anyone even listening?

05:11The point is, I can't possibly be the litterer, because I don't like soda.

05:18And if the soda gets spit, you must acquit!

05:34Order!

05:36You're both held in contempt, and will be placed in jail immediately.

05:39Bailiff, take them away!

05:41The better you get shot, Mum.

05:48100 Wait, what'd I miss?

05:49Hey, what'd I miss?

05:52showった

05:58dot

05:59www.net

06:00Name?

06:01Daffy Duck?

06:02Crime?

06:03Contempt of court?

06:04Name?

06:05Bugs Bunny?

06:06Crime?

06:07Well, some might say being too good-looking.

06:10Nah, I'm just kidding.

06:15Contempt of court.

06:21Oh, no.

06:24I'm gonna be swimming in this.

06:26Do you have a belt or a sash?

06:28I'm about to meet a ton of new people,

06:30and I'd rather not look like a big, fat traffic cone.

06:35See what I mean?

06:36That's a lot of orange.

06:46Not too shabby.

06:47I mean, I could use some accessories,

06:49maybe a few pillows or some scented candles.

06:52I'm thinking this might be a problem.

06:58But I gotta say, it's a pleasure having somebody cook for me.

07:01How can you be so relaxed?

07:03We're in prison!

07:04Jail!

07:05The big house!

07:06We're up the river!

07:07We're down the creek!

07:08We're two bricks short of a load!

07:09There's no I in team!

07:10You gotta fight for your right to party!

07:14Party's over.

07:15What are you scared of?

07:16This guy?

07:17I bet he's a teddy bear.

07:18I'm Bugs.

07:19This is Daffy.

07:20We're in cell 2R.

07:21Come by any time.

07:22The door's always open.

07:23Well, not technically, but you get the point.

07:24Anywho, would you be a dear and please pass me the ketchup?

07:28Are you serving time for being rude or because you can't follow directions?

07:53Uh, so let me get this straight.

08:00I can insult whomever I please without fear of bodily harm?

08:04I should have gotten thrown in jail years ago.

08:07It's a smart aleck's paradise.

08:09Say, I like your hair.

08:12Did you butcher it yourself?

08:13Nah, I'll butcher it here.

08:14I don't know where you got your looks, but I hope you kept the receipt.

08:17Oh, I got your...

08:18Hey, buddy!

08:19Can I borrow your brain?

08:20You're obviously not using it.

08:24You got to get me out of here.

08:26I'm not cut out for this place.

08:27Look at me.

08:28I can't eat.

08:29I can't sleep.

08:30You don't know what it's like being cut off from the outside world.

08:31What year is it?

08:32Who's president?

08:33You've only been in here one day.

08:35Well, it's been a very hard day.

08:37Did you know they have a yard here where you can exercise for free?

08:42Well, before I go, I made you a cake.

08:46A cake, huh?

08:48Huh?

08:59Nothing?

09:00No co-bar?

09:01No shiv?

09:02Who brings a cake to a prisoner without putting a means of escape inside?

09:05How do you expect us to break out of this place?

09:09Hey!

09:10Bubba!

09:11Ooh!

09:12Where we going now?

09:21Phew!

09:22Excuse me.

09:23What's the goal here?

09:25Are we building something or just making rocks into smaller rocks?

09:29And would it be possible for me to switch places with that pituitary case over there?

09:36I boing easily.

09:37You'll have to pardon my friend.

09:39The heat's getting to him.

09:40He's not used to this.

09:42He's not a hardened criminal like you.

09:44I mean, I shouldn't assume that you're a hardened criminal.

09:47But in my defense, you do have a neanderthal shaped head, which I normally equate with stupidity.

09:53Not that you're stupid.

09:54I just mean that you look stupid.

09:55I don't mean that as an insult.

09:57I mean, some people say stupid to mean cool.

09:59Like that's a stupid car.

10:00You've got a stupid apartment.

10:01I wish I could stop talking.

10:03I'm just very nervous right now.

10:04I tend to ramble when I'm nervous.

10:05You know what the word ramble means?

10:07You're probably too stupid to know.

10:09And here I mean stupid, stupid, not stupid cool.

10:30There's only one thing to do.

10:31Teach that bully a thing or jump.

10:35I had a toy train when I was young.

10:52But a wheel fell off and it wouldn't run.

10:55And ooh, I blew my staff.

10:58And he sent me to school.

11:00But things got weird when the kids made fun of my long red beard.

11:04And ooh, I blew my staff.

11:07And baby, man.

11:08The merchant marine kept my temper at bay.

11:11Until a dolphin looked at me the wrong way.

11:13And ooh, I blew my staff.

11:16You better watch a dolphin.

11:18Oh, man.

11:19So I worked at the library.

11:21Peaceful place.

11:22But people kept turning their books in late.

11:24And ooh, I blew my staff.

11:28Well, I try to stay calm, cool as ice.

11:31But somebody says something just stopped nice.

11:33Deep inside, I just don't feel right.

11:35I'm like a walking stick of lit dynamite.

11:38I'm about to blow.

11:39You better go.

11:40You're about to guest star on the blow my staff show.

11:42Show.

11:43Show.

11:44Anger management class.

11:45Let's count to ten.

11:47But I only get to three.

11:48And then, guess what?

11:50I blow my staff.

11:52You didn't get to ten.

11:54Hey, quit rubbing it in.

11:56Sorry, Sam.

11:57That's what happened.

11:58It's like you're trying to get me to blow my stack.

12:01Maybe that's the plan.

12:03I'm awarding you.

12:04He's going to poke her back.

12:24We're alive?

12:26We're alive!

12:28Who cares about that?

12:30We're free!

12:31It's like I have a clean slate.

12:33A fresh start.

12:34And this time, I'm going to be a little less charitable.

12:38Eh, not so fast, bub.

12:40We've got to turn ourselves in.

12:42Are you crazy?

12:43That guy with a Neanderthal-shaped head will kill us!

12:46I'm not letting one bad apple ruin prison for me.

12:49I'm going back to jail.

12:51Well, I'm going to live my life on the lam.

12:54We've got to do something about this.

13:02Follow me.

13:04Step one of life on the lam.

13:10Change your appearance.

13:11And if you're going to be attached to me, you're going blonde too.

13:16Stop!

13:17What are you doing?

13:18Oh!

13:19Are you crazy?

13:20Well, hello.

13:21Be on the lookout for two prison escapees.

13:25A gray rabbit and a black duck.

13:27Not so fast.

13:28I have some business to take care of.

13:30Once we get this chain off, you can turn yourself in all you want.

13:33Oh, I will.

13:34Jail was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

13:35And you're not going to keep me from it.

13:39Excuse me, officer.

13:40I don't mean to bother you, but my name is Bugs Bunny, and this is Daffy Duck.

13:42And we're supposed to be in jail.

13:43You're Bugs Bunny?

13:44The one and only.

13:45And you're Daffy Duck?

13:46I didn't say that.

13:47I didn't say that.

13:48I'm going to be in jail.

13:49I have some business.

13:50I have some business to take care of.

13:51I have some business to take care of.

13:52Once we get this chain off, you can turn yourself in all you want.

13:53Oh, I will.

13:54Jail was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

13:55And you're not going to keep me from it.

13:56Excuse me, officer.

13:57I don't mean to bother you, but my name is Bugs Bunny, and this is Daffy Duck, and we're

14:04supposed to be in jail.

14:06You're Bugs Bunny?

14:07The one and only.

14:09And you're Daffy Duck?

14:11I didn't say that.

14:12I don't see the resemblance.

14:19Well then, how do you explain this chain?

14:22Your personal lives are your business.

14:24Stay out of trouble.

14:28No!

14:29Take me with you!

14:32Come on, let's get out of here.

14:34Where are we going?

14:37Wherever this will take us.

14:40Whoa!

14:42Can I help you?

14:59We'd like a room.

15:00Name?

15:01Bug, we can't give away our real names.

15:03We're on the lam.

15:04Ahem.

15:05I'm Count Leopold von Lichtenstein.

15:07And this is Randy.

15:08You don't happen to have any chain cutters or acetylene torches back there, do you?

15:17The motel gift shop may not have had any welding equipment, but the book selection wasn't half bad.

15:21Can you keep it down?

15:22Can you keep it down?

15:24I'm trying to sleep.

15:26Well, I'm trying to read.

15:28And it's not easy with you tossing and turning.

15:31You think I like having to share a bed with you?

15:34At least in prison we weren't chained together.

15:36We had a whole cell to enjoy.

15:38Oh, cell block number five.

15:41Well, you're no picnic either.

15:43You think I enjoy listening to you wax nostalgic about your time in jail?

15:47Ha!

15:48And by the way, a prison nickname doesn't count if you give it to yourself, dynamite.

15:53You better watch it, duck.

15:56Because the fuse just got lit.

16:08How dare you!

16:10No one, and I mean no one, would do something that rude in prison.

16:15Now, good night, Leopold.

16:17Good night, Randy.

16:23Step two of life on the lam.

16:30Get a job.

16:35Good afternoon.

16:36I'm Leopold.

16:37I'll be your waiter.

16:38And I'm Randy.

16:39I'll be your waiter.

16:40What is the soup of the day?

16:44Uh-oh.

16:51Officer!

16:52Sorry about that.

16:54But the soup of the day is a secret.

16:56If you say one word to those cops, I promise to make the rest of your life a living nightmare.

17:04How is that any different than now?

17:06Hey, blondies.

17:07Some service over here?

17:09Not a word.

17:10Uh, good afternoon, gentlemen.

17:12Uh, what can I get you?

17:15What does this say?

17:16We're on to lamb.

17:18You're on the what?

17:19Lamb.

17:20Oh, lamb.

17:21I love lamb.

17:22Oh, is there a lamb special?

17:25No, we're on the lamb.

17:27What's on the lamb?

17:28Oh, I hope it's mint jelly.

17:29That goes great with lamb.

17:31No, we're on the lamb.

17:33You're on the lamb?

17:35Ha, ha, ha.

17:36No, we're not on the lamb.

17:37Oh, thank goodness.

17:38Rabbit and duck on lamb is way too much meat.

17:41I'm, uh, watching my cholesterol.

17:43Just give us three veggie burgers.

17:48How'd we do?

17:4975 cents in tips.

17:51I've got the wrong personality for customer service.

17:54This isn't enough money for the hotel.

17:56Where are we gonna sleep?

17:58Step three of life on the lamb.

18:00Always have a backup plan.

18:09Nice backup plan.

18:10Look on the bright side.

18:12At least it can't get any worse.

18:20Any out of bold predictions?

18:22One day this country will send a man to the moon.

18:25That's already happened.

18:27Am I a wizard?

18:31If you were a wizard, you'd do something about this chain.

18:36Chain break!

18:39Chain break!

18:41You may not be a wizard, but you sure are entertaining.

18:45Silence!

18:46You're throwing off my wizard concentration.

18:48Chain...

18:52I am a wizard.

18:55That was lightning.

18:56Ha!

18:57Classic non-wizard thing to say.

18:58Now the only question that remains is...

19:02Will I be a good wizard or a bad wizard?

19:06Bad wizard!

19:07Beware, mortals!

19:09For Gaffy Duck the wizard shall rule the world!

19:13Did you say Gaffy Duck?

19:15Gaffy Duck the wizard?

19:17Who wants to know?

19:18The police!

19:19You're going back to jail!

19:20I thought you'd never find us!

19:26Lightning strike!

19:27Lightning strike!

19:39No!

19:40Don't make me leave!

19:42Wait!

19:43No!

19:44Wait!

19:45What?

19:46Tonight's Meatloaf Monday!

19:50So long, Chainsaw.

19:52Call me when you get out.

19:53In a hundred and forty years.

19:55Take care, manslaughter.

19:57In looking to get that name changed, I really think it'll make a difference.

20:02And I think I'll miss you most of all.

20:04Neanderthal Shade Pit Man.

20:06Neanderthal Shade Pit Man.

20:13Aw, you can stop crying.

20:15You're free!

20:17But that's why I'm crying!

20:19Cheer up.

20:21With a recidivism rate of sixty-eight percent, you'll be back in jail in no time.

20:24What about you, Daffy?

20:27Did you learn your lesson?

20:29You bet!

20:30I'm a changed man!

20:39Will you open the glove compartment and hand me those pants?

20:42Wait!

20:43Where is the

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