🎬 Title: The Foghorn Leghorn Story
📘 Plot: Daffy lands a role in a movie about Foghorn Leghorn’s life, while Bugs suspects Foghorn’s “biography” is full of lies.
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📘 Plot: Daffy lands a role in a movie about Foghorn Leghorn’s life, while Bugs suspects Foghorn’s “biography” is full of lies.
💡 Hollywood meets Looney Tunes in this showbiz spoof!
📺 Watch full episodes of The Looney Tunes Show on CartoonLTV!
💬 Is Foghorn Leghorn a legend or a liar?
🔔 Subscribe for laughs every day!
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00:00When are you gonna learn how to swim?
00:06Swimming's for losers who can't afford boats.
00:16Go away.
00:21No, I don't wanna play.
00:24I said I don't want to play.
00:33There's lease laws, you know.
00:54What the?
01:08Hey!
01:10No!
01:11Stop it!
01:12Buzz, control your Tasmanian Devil!
01:14He's digging up the yard again!
01:16I'm warning you.
01:18You get any more dirt on me,
01:20and there will be consequences.
01:25Well, next time there'll be consequences.
01:28Maybe.
01:29Probably not.
01:33Hmm.
01:39What's this line for?
01:40A movie.
01:42Movie, huh?
01:43Must be good.
01:44Long line.
01:48Next.
01:49One ticket and a large popcorn.
01:51Oh, and I'm a senior citizen.
01:53And a student.
01:54And active military.
01:56So just go ahead and give me those discounts.
01:58Excuse me?
01:59What's this movie about, anyway?
02:00It's the Foghorn Leghorn story.
02:02A rags-to-riches tale of a poor rooster who grows up to become one of the world's greatest entrepreneurs.
02:08Snoozefest.
02:09What else is playing?
02:10This isn't a movie theater.
02:12We're making a movie.
02:13This line is to audition for the role of Mr. Foghorn Leghorn.
02:18This guy?
02:19You're making a movie about this guy?
02:23Let me give you some advice, sister.
02:25No one's going to want to spend two hours looking at some ugly bird with a red pompadour, two weird balls hanging from his chin, and a big fat gut.
02:34Son, you better watch what you say.
02:38Or you might just find yourself with the lead role.
02:42Mr. Leghorn, I think that would be a huge mistake.
02:46A huge mistake is wearing that blouse with those shoes, Carol.
02:50Son, I say son, has anybody ever told you you've got chutzpah?
02:54Sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't speak Spanish.
02:57Sir, don't you remember? He's the idiot who destroyed your company.
03:01I only remember the positive, Carol. That's why I'm a success.
03:08I like you, son. You speak your mind. That's just what this movie needs.
03:13I have a lot better things to do with my time than to star in your stupid movie.
03:17Like what?
03:19Touché.
03:20You can all go home. The role, I say the role's been cast.
03:27But he's not even a rooster.
03:29He's more of a rooster, I say. He's more of a rooster than you'll ever be.
03:34Don't you think it's a little weird having a duck play a rooster?
03:37It's called acting, son.
03:39Don't you think it's a little weird that I'm not an actor?
03:43That's a knee slapper. You're killing him.
03:46Good boy.
03:56I don't know why Daffy's always complaining. You don't dig up the yard.
04:00Whoah!
04:17Uh, God it gets me an electric clothes dryer!
04:19your clothes dryer now what's up neighbor well I'll tell you what's up your dumb
04:35dog he's not a dog he's a Tasmanian devil I don't care what breed he is when
04:42it digs up my yard we got a problem well we've got another problem how we get out
04:47of this hole come here boy go get help like I said dumb dog oh here we go what's this
05:11this is interesting it's mine you don't even know what it is
05:22no no no no it's a vase you mean my face why do you want it so badly you said it was interesting
05:51and that's all I needed to hear now good day sir uh will help
05:58if I'm going to play foghorn leghorn in the foghorn leghorn story then I need to know all about foghorn
06:14leghorn let's start with your name what is it foghorn leghorn foghorn leghorn okay foghorn tell me about
06:26yourself well I was born I say I was born in 1900 and hey this isn't the DMV I don't care when or where
06:34you were born or what your childhood was like or where you went to school or what experiences shaped
06:40your outlook on life if I'm gonna play you then I'm gonna need to know more than just some dumb facts
06:45I need to know what's in here hmm my passion okay son from my earliest days I remember being fascinated
06:55by a tale a tale of a king Baku and his beautiful queen yim yaw now the queen had a pet turtle that she
07:05loved more than anything but one day I say one day the king found the queen in tears the turtle had died
07:18well king Baku couldn't bear to see queen yim yaw cry so he sent eight ships I say eight ships in eight
07:27directions with orders to find the most exquisite turtle in the world one that would never die
07:36only one ship I say one ship returned and the captain gave the king a Burmese turtle made of pure gold
07:46gold and when the king gave the Burmese turtle to his queen she burst I say she burst with joy
07:58literally the king took the Burmese turtle and hid it so that no one I say no one would ever burst
08:07with joy again well I'm gonna tell you something son when I heard that story I vowed I say I vowed
08:14to find that turtle and you know what I never did but I learned something worth more than the Burmese
08:21turtle it ain't the treasure son it's the quest and that's I say that's what's in here so basically
08:30you say I say I say a lot got it see you on the set I say I say my name is Falkhorn Lakehorn and I tell
08:36boring stories hmm that boy I say that boy gets me
08:44you lied
08:52excuse me you say this vase was interesting well I've been watching it for two hours and it ain't done a
08:59thing it's not supposed to do anything and what's interesting about it well it looks pretty old it
09:05could be valuable valuable that's all I needed to hear so long sucker thanks this I say this is
09:23the opening scene of the movie where I say goodbye to my wonderful mama forever she's gonna say her
09:28line and then you break down and cry like a baby just like I did I say I say action son I say son
09:40remember what I always told you it's not the treasure it's the quest
09:58cry cry your mama's gone
10:09boo-hoo-hoo-hoo man I'm crying so hard I say I say look at how hard I cry
10:19don't say it son do it
10:23you're laughing I don't know I'm grasping at straws here I mean she's not giving me anything
10:37can't somebody get me a real actress to work with you heard him somebody help that woman out of that
10:42bed so we can put a real actress in it somebody means you Carol
10:46one electric clothes dryer will you be paying with cash or credit
10:54vase
10:56are you trying to make me look like a fool you don't need me to make you look like a fool
11:07you're darn right I don't this thing ain't a valuable I said it could be valuable you'd need an expert to
11:14know for sure that's all I needed to hear now who's the fool idiot
11:20you know any experts now son in that box I say in that box you believe is the Burmese turtle
11:34it's what you've wanted your whole life now after you say your line you will start running which will
11:40be my cue to press this button causing an elaborate chain reaction which will destroy the entire set
11:46so we only have one shot at this are you ready I was born ready let's shoot this you turkeys
11:52action I say I say the Burmese turtle is mine
12:02quick question when's lunch
12:09unbelievable
12:19wait I'm out of here I'm done you blew the entire stunt way to go turkey I'm a
12:39rooster
12:40union guys
12:43well you win some you lose some gotta know when to hold them when to fold them four score in seven
12:47years you know what I mean are you quitting on me son everybody else quit so I quit mob mentality
12:53I guess I was wrong about you son what's that supposed to mean roosters are loyal roosters never
13:00quit roosters I say roosters fight to the end and son you are no rooster
13:08did you just call me a no rooster what are you gonna do about it huh son I say what are you gonna do about it
13:17what's your expert opinion
13:26what's your expert opinion oh unless my eyes deceive me it appears to be an authentic satsuma vase oh
13:36what's a satsuma vase it's an ornate ceramic vessel from 14th century japan is it valuable oh I dare say look at this finish how expertly executed it is and the color it's remarkably even oh and we mustn't forget the glaze and the
13:43oh don't get me started on the glaze and the scalloped rim
13:55lustrous texture the buff tinged enamel get to the point you stupid squirrels we're gophers indeed what's the dirt thing worth
14:00what's the dirt thing worth well given the variables of today's marketplace the scarcity of satsuma ceramics and factoring in the current value of the end I'd say your vase is worth approximately a minute
14:07the scarcity of satsuma ceramics and factoring in the current value of the end I'd say your vase is worth approximately
14:15a million dollars
14:22now which one of you lucky two found it I I did I was swimming laps in my pool when my dumb dog dug a hole in my yard I saw the vase picked it up and I very clearly stated this is a
14:25What's the dirt thing worth?
14:27what's the dirt thing worth?
14:28well given the variables of today's marketplace the scarcity of satsuma ceramics and factoring in the current value of the end I'd say your vase is worth approximately a million dollars
14:32huh
14:33now which one of you lucky two found it?
14:35I did I was swimming laps in my pool when my dumb dog dug a hole in my yard I saw the vase picked it up and I very clearly stated this is a
14:45interesting
14:46that's all I needed to hear
14:55no it's quite alright it's just a tiffany lamp
14:58after all things are replaceable
15:02well not that that was one of a kind
15:05but I didn't continue to do it
15:06after all things are done
15:07so I can never see
15:09in my eyes
15:10you see
15:11you see
15:12I'll hear
15:14you see
15:15you see
15:16you see
15:17there
15:18you see
15:20there
15:22and
15:23Is that all you've got?
15:42I'm still standing here.
15:46They've broken nearly everything in the store.
15:49Well, look on the bright side.
15:51Soon there'll be nothing left to break.
15:53Daffy?
15:57Bugs?
15:59Mother?
16:00Well, look who finally learned to cry.
16:15Ow!
16:16Pussy!
16:17Ow!
16:18Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
16:26Oh!
16:26Oh, you were!
16:30Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37I think you might be a rooster after all, son.
16:56That's all I ever wanted to be.
17:07The Burmese turtle! We found it!
17:16It's beautiful. I say, it's beautiful.
17:21It's mine!
17:23Oh, I'm so happy. I've never been filled with so much joy.
17:27I feel like I'm about to...
17:29That was interesting.
17:33It's beautiful. I say, I say, it's beautiful.
17:41It's mine!
17:43I gots me so much joy, I'm-a gonna burst with joy!
17:50Well, it ain't a...
17:53Well, it ain't a treasure. It's a quest.
17:57That's the lesson of this movie.
18:00I say, I say!
18:11Bravo! Bravo!
18:13Oh, I demand a sequel.
18:16I don't get it.
18:17Shut up and clap.
18:23Looks like we only sold six tickets.
18:26Six tickets we wouldn't have sold if we hadn't have made that movie.
18:29I call it my proudest achievement.
18:32Well, if we're being honest, that didn't pay for mine.
18:35Hehehehehehe.
18:37Hehehehehehe.
18:38That boy is one of a kind.
18:41I know.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:44It's alright.
18:45I'm sorry.
18:45I don't know.
19:15I don't know.
19:45I don't know.
20:15I don't know.
20:45I don't know.
21:15It's just about appreciating the journey.
21:18It's about valuing experiences over things.
21:21What don't you get?
21:23Well, for starters, why is a duck playing a rooster?
21:26And then the same duck plays me?
21:28That don't make no sense.
21:29And am I the only one who found all that fighting gratuitous?