🎬 Title: Eligible Bachelors
📘 Plot: Bugs and Daffy attend a bachelor auction for charity. Bugs gets auctioned off to Granny, while Daffy ends up in an awkward date with Tina’s boss.
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📘 Plot: Bugs and Daffy attend a bachelor auction for charity. Bugs gets auctioned off to Granny, while Daffy ends up in an awkward date with Tina’s boss.
💡 Love and laughter collide in this hilarious episode!
📺 Watch more Looney Tunes with us on CartoonLTV!
💬 Who had the worst date — Bugs or Daffy?
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00:00All right, I'll do it.
00:04Do what?
00:05I'm hosting a bachelor auction for charity.
00:08And I ask Bugs to be in it.
00:10What am I, invisible?
00:11I'm the most eligible bachelor here.
00:13What's the charity?
00:15Literacy.
00:15That's my favorite charity.
00:17There's too much literacy in the world.
00:19We need to fight against literacy.
00:22Uh, Daffy, the fight is for literacy.
00:25What?
00:26Who's for literacy?
00:28Our highways and byways are covered in litter.
00:31I, for one, think it should be a crime.
00:34Littering is a crime.
00:35You went to jail for it.
00:37Literacy is the ability to read and write.
00:40Oh, then count me in.
00:43O-N-N.
00:44Hmm?
00:57Two hundred dollars.
01:17Two hundred dollars.
01:20The next bachelor, Bugs Bunny.
01:34Nine hundred dollars.
01:35I won him.
01:36Fifteen hundred.
01:37Two thousand.
01:38Three thousand.
01:39You better back off.
01:40Four thousand.
01:41I'll fight you for him.
01:42Five thousand.
01:43Oh, that's it.
01:44Now, now, ladies.
01:48Take it easy.
01:49A hundred thousand dollars.
01:52Bun-Bun.
01:53I'm back.
01:55Lola?
01:56It's a song.
01:57I'm back in your life.
01:59At least for one date.
02:00And you can't say no because it's for a good cause.
02:03Littering.
02:05Our next bachelor is Daffy Duck.
02:08Let's keep that money train rolling, ladies.
02:11Daffy has no job, no education, and a credit score of negative 13.
02:19Let's start the bidding at $50.
02:23Anyone?
02:30It's for charity.
02:33Tax deductible.
02:35Gross.
02:36Well, we tried.
02:37Our next bachelor...
02:38Too big.
02:41Sold.
02:45Oh, my bachelor.
02:47Knock off the pleasantries, Grandma.
02:49Let's get this date over with.
02:51So what's the plan?
02:52Dinner?
02:52Movie?
02:53Moonlight stroll on the beach?
02:55I thought we'd clean out my attic.
02:57Clean your attic?
02:59What's romantic about that?
03:00I'm a 90-year-old woman.
03:03Get your mind out of the gutter.
03:08You're sure you don't want to start with the living room?
03:11Coming.
03:15Coming.
03:16I said I'm coming.
03:20Oh, brother.
03:23Oh, you're home.
03:24Yes, Lola.
03:27I'm home.
03:28But not for long, because we're going to Paris, France.
03:32What?
03:32For our date.
03:33We're going to Paris.
03:34You know, the cité of Laverne.
03:36No, no, no, no, no.
03:37That's not a date.
03:39A date is dinner at a restaurant.
03:41So we'll have dinner at a restaurant in Paris.
03:45Lola, I'm not leaving the country.
03:47Oh, yes, you are.
03:48It clearly states in Article 5, Section 3 of the Bachelor Auction Bylaws that the bidder,
03:52that's me, will decide where and what constitutes a date while the biddy, that's you, must escort
03:56the bidder, again, that's me, on said date for up to but not exceeding 24 hours.
04:00Again, the biddy is you, and I'm the bidder, and these are the bylaws.
04:04I'm so bored.
04:17I read all my magazines, I did the crossword, I ate all my peanuts, so I ate all your peanuts.
04:25I peed four times.
04:27Oh, I feel like I've been on this plane forever.
04:30Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for takeoff.
04:33How long is this flight again?
04:35Ten hours.
04:35Ten hours there, and ten hours back.
04:38That's 20 of your 24 hours.
04:41Mmm, someone's good at math.
04:44That's what I love about you.
04:46That and your smile.
04:48Oh, and your frown.
04:49And that in-between smile and frown face.
04:52And your profile.
04:55Oh, and the back of your head.
04:57Aw, look at your ears.
04:58What are those?
05:00Noise-canceling headphones.
05:03You don't happen to have another pair, do you?
05:23Well, this is my attic.
05:26Great day in the morning.
05:29How much junk can a person hoard?
05:32Oh, if it's broken, throw it away.
05:35Otherwise, just organize and clean as you go.
05:39I'll go get you some tea.
05:44Here we are.
05:46Oh, thank goodness I'm melting.
05:48Are you kidding me?
05:51It's a thousand degrees up here.
05:53Ever heard of iced tea?
05:56I've heard your tea.
06:00Oh, I haven't seen these in ages.
06:05Abba, Abba.
06:06How about you set me up on a date with your granddaughter, huh?
06:09That's me.
06:11During the war, I was a whack.
06:14Hey, to break it to you, but you're still a whack.
06:17Oh, no, silly.
06:20The Women's Auxiliary Army Corps.
06:23You were in the army?
06:25Yes.
06:25I was a spy.
06:27It was the final days of World War II.
06:36Germany still had control of Paris.
06:39I was told to meet my contact to the Louvre
06:42in front of the Mona Lisa.
06:46Hold on.
06:47What's the contact, what's the Louvre, and what's the Mona Lisa?
06:51Just listen.
06:52Listen.
06:57From now on,
07:06all exchanges are to be delivered
07:08by Carrier Pigeon from the Eiffel Tower.
07:11Carrier Pigeon?
07:13I hate birds.
07:18I was never here.
07:27Hurry, you fools!
07:52Hurry, you fools!
07:57The Americans will be here soon.
08:02But we will no longer control Paris.
08:05But we're not leaving here empty-handed.
08:07We're going to steal all of their art.
08:15Get to work!
08:16A spy!
08:26Get her!
08:27Did they catch you?
08:28Did they kill you?
08:29They killed you, didn't they?
08:32What?
08:32It's a legitimate question.
08:36Now, where was I?
08:38A spy!
08:39Get her!
08:40Oh, my God!
08:41Oh, my God!
08:42Oh, my God!
08:42Oh, my God!
08:42Oh, my God!
08:44Oh, my God!
08:46Oh, my goodness!
08:54Oh, I'm so excited!
08:55It's the Louvre!
08:57I love the Louvre!
08:58Oh, I am a Louvre lover!
09:00You can't help but fall in love
09:02when you're at the Louvre,
09:03surrounded by so many beautiful things.
09:07Beautiful, expensive things.
09:09The Louvre is the most incredible place in the world!
09:13The Louvre is an art museum?
09:14I thought it was a mall.
09:15Oh, well.
09:17When in Rome...
09:20Wait a second.
09:21We're not in Rome.
09:22We should go to Rome!
09:24Or we could just roam around here.
09:28They have great malls in Rome.
09:30The Mall of America's in Rome.
09:31Oh, no, wait.
09:32That's in Canada.
09:33We should go to Canada!
09:34I had lost the Germans.
09:41Oh, so I had thought.
09:43Let's be a girl.
09:49Oh, so meanwhile...
09:52Now, let's go!
09:54I mean...
09:54Oh, we could go.
09:59...
10:01Oh, it's turning!
10:01Oh, you're living in better sense!
10:03Fourks are just over me!
10:07...
10:08I mean, we've got JK!
10:08Knew jeanotters!
10:10You don't look like a carrier pigeon.
10:19There's a shortage of pigeons.
10:21They're using any belts they can get their hands on.
10:25Go.
10:27I said to go.
10:33Good luck.
10:36Take this film to the Allied Forces.
10:40Go.
11:10Did you fall?
11:17Did you fall to your death?
11:18You fell to your death.
11:20Oh, it's time for my nap.
11:22I'll continue my story when I wake up.
11:27Oh, yeah.
11:28She fell to her death.
11:38Stonehenge.
11:39One of the oldest structures in the world.
11:43Lola...
11:43Was it the druids who built it?
11:44Or aliens?
11:46Hmm?
11:47The world will never know.
11:50It's the Eiffel Tower.
11:52The world will never know.
11:56Oh, my gosh.
11:57Hurry.
11:57We only have two more hours left in Paris,
11:59and we haven't fallen in love yet.
12:02Wait.
12:03Have you fallen in love yet?
12:05Okay.
12:05Well, quit staring at Stonehenge,
12:06and let's see the rest of the city.
12:07Wake up!
12:19Ah!
12:20You know,
12:21that's a good way to kill an old person.
12:24I can't stand the suspense!
12:26What happened to the Eiffel Tower?
12:28Eiffel Tower?
12:30Oh, oh, yes.
12:31I was heading on for dear life.
12:34I am not leaving Paris
12:36without France's finest piece of art,
12:39the Eiffel Tower.
12:46Help!
12:47Help!
12:49No one can save you now!
12:52I can!
13:00Oh, you saved my life.
13:04He's getting away!
13:07We need to stop him!
13:19Wow.
13:20The White House.
13:23Loli.
13:23I thought it would be more white.
13:25And a little more house-looking.
13:27Oh, our poor president
13:28has to commute ten hours to work every morning
13:31and then do a bunch of politics all day
13:33and then get right back on that plane
13:35and fly another ten hours
13:36just to do it all over again the next day.
13:39That man deserves our support.
13:41Lola.
13:41Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet worth...
13:49Lola, stop!
13:50You need to stop talking.
13:52We're in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
13:55Let's take a deep breath,
13:57look around,
13:59and just take it all in.
14:01That's a great...
14:02With no talking.
14:03Yeah, it's a great...
14:05That's a great...
16:36I'm not just a woman.
16:38I'm a whack!
16:39This art does not belong to you!
16:58It will soon, when we cross the German border!
17:04And who are you?
17:09Your worst nightmare.
17:11You're not much of a carrier pigeon.
17:27But you're one heck of a tweedy bird.
17:30Now, let's turn this blimp around.
17:34Did the blimp explode?
17:35Did the blimp explode?
17:36Did it explode into a million pieces?
17:39It exploded and killed you, didn't it?
17:41You're not very bright, are you?
17:44Huh?
17:45We arrived back in Paris to an incredible reception.
17:49The rest of the art was returned to the Louvre.
17:53The Allies liberated France.
17:56Colonel Frankenheimer was sent to prison.
17:59And I was rewarded with a very special gift.
18:03A gift?
18:04A gift?
18:04A gift?
18:05What was it?
18:05A gift?
18:06What was it?
18:07You think I would have noticed that before.
18:18Then what's the one they got in France?
18:20It's a fake.
18:23Wow.
18:25Oh, hey.
18:26We never finished cleaning your attic.
18:28Well, truth be told, I didn't bid on you just to clean my attic.
18:33It's also nice to have someone to talk to.
18:37Any time.
18:38That was a fun date.
18:40Aren't you going to walk me home?
18:43Ah, just kidding.
18:45Oh.
18:54Hey, hey.
18:59Huh?
19:07Huh?
19:07Huh?
19:08Meep meep!
19:38Oh, my God.
19:40Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:05BIS PHESA
20:14BIS PHESA
20:20wiip miip
20:30Ahrgh
20:35Let's go.
21:05Let's go.
21:35Let's go.
21:42So now, let me get this straight.
21:45You fought in World War II.
21:48Yep.
21:49How old are you?
21:50I'll never tell.
21:52Well, can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl?
21:55Huh, I was wrong.
22:04Summertime!
22:06It's about family tricks.
22:08Johnny!
22:09Ice cream.
22:10Your ice cream mouth makes you look like a rabid dog.
22:13And school is out.
22:15Schwingo.
22:15Schwingo.
22:16So it's a perfect time for more tests.
22:19No!
22:20No, no, no.
22:22Not those kinds of tests.
22:24More Johnny tests.
22:26Johnny test.
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