The Looney Tunes Show Episode 10 Eligible Bachelors

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🎬 Title: Eligible Bachelors  📘 Plot: Bugs and Daffy attend a bachelor auction for charity. Bugs gets auctioned off to Granny, while Daffy ends up in an awkward date with Tina’s boss.  💡 Love and laughter collide in this hilarious episode!   📺 Watch more Looney Tunes with us on CartoonLTV!  💬 Who had the worst date — Bugs or Daffy?  🔔 Follow for your daily cartoon fix!  #LooneyTunes #BugsBunny #DaffyDuck #EligibleBachelors #CartoonLTV #FunnyCartoons #LooneyTunesShow #ClassicAnimation

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00:00All right, I'll do it.

00:04Do what?

00:05I'm hosting a bachelor auction for charity.

00:08And I ask Bugs to be in it.

00:10What am I, invisible?

00:11I'm the most eligible bachelor here.

00:13What's the charity?

00:15Literacy.

00:15That's my favorite charity.

00:17There's too much literacy in the world.

00:19We need to fight against literacy.

00:22Uh, Daffy, the fight is for literacy.

00:25What?

00:26Who's for literacy?

00:28Our highways and byways are covered in litter.

00:31I, for one, think it should be a crime.

00:34Littering is a crime.

00:35You went to jail for it.

00:37Literacy is the ability to read and write.

00:40Oh, then count me in.

00:43O-N-N.

00:44Hmm?

00:57Two hundred dollars.

01:17Two hundred dollars.

01:20The next bachelor, Bugs Bunny.

01:34Nine hundred dollars.

01:35I won him.

01:36Fifteen hundred.

01:37Two thousand.

01:38Three thousand.

01:39You better back off.

01:40Four thousand.

01:41I'll fight you for him.

01:42Five thousand.

01:43Oh, that's it.

01:44Now, now, ladies.

01:48Take it easy.

01:49A hundred thousand dollars.

01:52Bun-Bun.

01:53I'm back.

01:55Lola?

01:56It's a song.

01:57I'm back in your life.

01:59At least for one date.

02:00And you can't say no because it's for a good cause.

02:03Littering.

02:05Our next bachelor is Daffy Duck.

02:08Let's keep that money train rolling, ladies.

02:11Daffy has no job, no education, and a credit score of negative 13.

02:19Let's start the bidding at $50.

02:23Anyone?

02:30It's for charity.

02:33Tax deductible.

02:35Gross.

02:36Well, we tried.

02:37Our next bachelor...

02:38Too big.

02:41Sold.

02:45Oh, my bachelor.

02:47Knock off the pleasantries, Grandma.

02:49Let's get this date over with.

02:51So what's the plan?

02:52Dinner?

02:52Movie?

02:53Moonlight stroll on the beach?

02:55I thought we'd clean out my attic.

02:57Clean your attic?

02:59What's romantic about that?

03:00I'm a 90-year-old woman.

03:03Get your mind out of the gutter.

03:08You're sure you don't want to start with the living room?

03:11Coming.

03:15Coming.

03:16I said I'm coming.

03:20Oh, brother.

03:23Oh, you're home.

03:24Yes, Lola.

03:27I'm home.

03:28But not for long, because we're going to Paris, France.

03:32What?

03:32For our date.

03:33We're going to Paris.

03:34You know, the cité of Laverne.

03:36No, no, no, no, no.

03:37That's not a date.

03:39A date is dinner at a restaurant.

03:41So we'll have dinner at a restaurant in Paris.

03:45Lola, I'm not leaving the country.

03:47Oh, yes, you are.

03:48It clearly states in Article 5, Section 3 of the Bachelor Auction Bylaws that the bidder,

03:52that's me, will decide where and what constitutes a date while the biddy, that's you, must escort

03:56the bidder, again, that's me, on said date for up to but not exceeding 24 hours.

04:00Again, the biddy is you, and I'm the bidder, and these are the bylaws.

04:04I'm so bored.

04:17I read all my magazines, I did the crossword, I ate all my peanuts, so I ate all your peanuts.

04:25I peed four times.

04:27Oh, I feel like I've been on this plane forever.

04:30Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for takeoff.

04:33How long is this flight again?

04:35Ten hours.

04:35Ten hours there, and ten hours back.

04:38That's 20 of your 24 hours.

04:41Mmm, someone's good at math.

04:44That's what I love about you.

04:46That and your smile.

04:48Oh, and your frown.

04:49And that in-between smile and frown face.

04:52And your profile.

04:55Oh, and the back of your head.

04:57Aw, look at your ears.

04:58What are those?

05:00Noise-canceling headphones.

05:03You don't happen to have another pair, do you?

05:23Well, this is my attic.

05:26Great day in the morning.

05:29How much junk can a person hoard?

05:32Oh, if it's broken, throw it away.

05:35Otherwise, just organize and clean as you go.

05:39I'll go get you some tea.

05:44Here we are.

05:46Oh, thank goodness I'm melting.

05:48Are you kidding me?

05:51It's a thousand degrees up here.

05:53Ever heard of iced tea?

05:56I've heard your tea.

06:00Oh, I haven't seen these in ages.

06:05Abba, Abba.

06:06How about you set me up on a date with your granddaughter, huh?

06:09That's me.

06:11During the war, I was a whack.

06:14Hey, to break it to you, but you're still a whack.

06:17Oh, no, silly.

06:20The Women's Auxiliary Army Corps.

06:23You were in the army?

06:25Yes.

06:25I was a spy.

06:27It was the final days of World War II.

06:36Germany still had control of Paris.

06:39I was told to meet my contact to the Louvre

06:42in front of the Mona Lisa.

06:46Hold on.

06:47What's the contact, what's the Louvre, and what's the Mona Lisa?

06:51Just listen.

06:52Listen.

06:57From now on,

07:06all exchanges are to be delivered

07:08by Carrier Pigeon from the Eiffel Tower.

07:11Carrier Pigeon?

07:13I hate birds.

07:18I was never here.

07:27Hurry, you fools!

07:52Hurry, you fools!

07:57The Americans will be here soon.

08:02But we will no longer control Paris.

08:05But we're not leaving here empty-handed.

08:07We're going to steal all of their art.

08:15Get to work!

08:16A spy!

08:26Get her!

08:27Did they catch you?

08:28Did they kill you?

08:29They killed you, didn't they?

08:32What?

08:32It's a legitimate question.

08:36Now, where was I?

08:38A spy!

08:39Get her!

08:40Oh, my God!

08:41Oh, my God!

08:42Oh, my God!

08:44Oh, my God!

08:46Oh, my goodness!

08:54Oh, I'm so excited!

08:55It's the Louvre!

08:57I love the Louvre!

08:58Oh, I am a Louvre lover!

09:00You can't help but fall in love

09:02when you're at the Louvre,

09:03surrounded by so many beautiful things.

09:07Beautiful, expensive things.

09:09The Louvre is the most incredible place in the world!

09:13The Louvre is an art museum?

09:14I thought it was a mall.

09:15Oh, well.

09:17When in Rome...

09:20Wait a second.

09:21We're not in Rome.

09:22We should go to Rome!

09:24Or we could just roam around here.

09:28They have great malls in Rome.

09:30The Mall of America's in Rome.

09:31Oh, no, wait.

09:32That's in Canada.

09:33We should go to Canada!

09:34I had lost the Germans.

09:41Oh, so I had thought.

09:43Let's be a girl.

09:49Oh, so meanwhile...

09:52Now, let's go!

09:54I mean...

09:54Oh, we could go.

09:59...

10:01Oh, it's turning!

10:01Oh, you're living in better sense!

10:03Fourks are just over me!

10:07...

10:08I mean, we've got JK!

10:08Knew jeanotters!

10:10You don't look like a carrier pigeon.

10:19There's a shortage of pigeons.

10:21They're using any belts they can get their hands on.

10:25Go.

10:27I said to go.

10:33Good luck.

10:36Take this film to the Allied Forces.

10:40Go.

11:10Did you fall?

11:17Did you fall to your death?

11:18You fell to your death.

11:20Oh, it's time for my nap.

11:22I'll continue my story when I wake up.

11:27Oh, yeah.

11:28She fell to her death.

11:38Stonehenge.

11:39One of the oldest structures in the world.

11:43Lola...

11:43Was it the druids who built it?

11:44Or aliens?

11:46Hmm?

11:47The world will never know.

11:50It's the Eiffel Tower.

11:52The world will never know.

11:56Oh, my gosh.

11:57Hurry.

11:57We only have two more hours left in Paris,

11:59and we haven't fallen in love yet.

12:02Wait.

12:03Have you fallen in love yet?

12:05Okay.

12:05Well, quit staring at Stonehenge,

12:06and let's see the rest of the city.

12:07Wake up!

12:19Ah!

12:20You know,

12:21that's a good way to kill an old person.

12:24I can't stand the suspense!

12:26What happened to the Eiffel Tower?

12:28Eiffel Tower?

12:30Oh, oh, yes.

12:31I was heading on for dear life.

12:34I am not leaving Paris

12:36without France's finest piece of art,

12:39the Eiffel Tower.

12:46Help!

12:47Help!

12:49No one can save you now!

12:52I can!

13:00Oh, you saved my life.

13:04He's getting away!

13:07We need to stop him!

13:19Wow.

13:20The White House.

13:23Loli.

13:23I thought it would be more white.

13:25And a little more house-looking.

13:27Oh, our poor president

13:28has to commute ten hours to work every morning

13:31and then do a bunch of politics all day

13:33and then get right back on that plane

13:35and fly another ten hours

13:36just to do it all over again the next day.

13:39That man deserves our support.

13:41Lola.

13:41Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet worth...

13:49Lola, stop!

13:50You need to stop talking.

13:52We're in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

13:55Let's take a deep breath,

13:57look around,

13:59and just take it all in.

14:01That's a great...

14:02With no talking.

14:03Yeah, it's a great...

14:05That's a great...

16:36I'm not just a woman.

16:38I'm a whack!

16:39This art does not belong to you!

16:58It will soon, when we cross the German border!

17:04And who are you?

17:09Your worst nightmare.

17:11You're not much of a carrier pigeon.

17:27But you're one heck of a tweedy bird.

17:30Now, let's turn this blimp around.

17:34Did the blimp explode?

17:35Did the blimp explode?

17:36Did it explode into a million pieces?

17:39It exploded and killed you, didn't it?

17:41You're not very bright, are you?

17:44Huh?

17:45We arrived back in Paris to an incredible reception.

17:49The rest of the art was returned to the Louvre.

17:53The Allies liberated France.

17:56Colonel Frankenheimer was sent to prison.

17:59And I was rewarded with a very special gift.

18:03A gift?

18:04A gift?

18:05What was it?

18:05A gift?

18:06What was it?

18:07You think I would have noticed that before.

18:18Then what's the one they got in France?

18:20It's a fake.

18:23Wow.

18:25Oh, hey.

18:26We never finished cleaning your attic.

18:28Well, truth be told, I didn't bid on you just to clean my attic.

18:33It's also nice to have someone to talk to.

18:37Any time.

18:38That was a fun date.

18:40Aren't you going to walk me home?

18:43Ah, just kidding.

18:45Oh.

18:54Hey, hey.

18:59Huh?

19:07Huh?

19:08Meep meep!

19:38Oh, my God.

19:40Oh, my God.

19:52Oh, my God.

19:59Oh, my God.

20:05BIS PHESA

20:14BIS PHESA

20:20wiip miip

20:30Ahrgh

20:35Let's go.

21:05Let's go.

21:35Let's go.

21:42So now, let me get this straight.

21:45You fought in World War II.

21:48Yep.

21:49How old are you?

21:50I'll never tell.

21:52Well, can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl?

21:55Huh, I was wrong.

22:04Summertime!

22:06It's about family tricks.

22:08Johnny!

22:09Ice cream.

22:10Your ice cream mouth makes you look like a rabid dog.

22:13And school is out.

22:15Schwingo.

22:16So it's a perfect time for more tests.

22:19No!

22:20No, no, no.

22:22Not those kinds of tests.

22:24More Johnny tests.

22:26Johnny test.

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