🎬 Title: Double Date
📘 Plot: Bugs is set up on a blind double date with Daffy, Tina, and Lola. It quickly becomes an evening full of awkward conversations, chaos, and comedy!
💡 Can these mismatched couples survive the night?
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📘 Plot: Bugs is set up on a blind double date with Daffy, Tina, and Lola. It quickly becomes an evening full of awkward conversations, chaos, and comedy!
💡 Can these mismatched couples survive the night?
📺 New episodes every day on CartoonLTV – stay tuned!
💬 Ever had a double date disaster? Share below!
🔔 Follow now for HD Looney laughs!
#LooneyTunes #DoubleDate #BugsBunny #DaffyDuck #TinaRusso #LolaBunny #CartoonLTV #FunnyCartoons
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00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:30Can I help you?
00:35Gaffey Duck, picking up my business cards.
00:42How's the wizard business going?
00:44Great. Lots of magic, spells, things like that.
00:47That'll be $215.25.
00:49That seems awfully high.
00:52Price reduce! Reduce!
00:55Woo-hoo!
00:59Woo!
01:11Adios are the greatest of thank you that,
01:16because of its greatest thing.
01:19Oh, don't forget to leave a business card in the bowl.
01:32You could win a romantic evening for two.
01:38Right this way.
01:49We'd like a table for two.
01:54Great.
01:55I'd like a pair of thalic gold pants, but I'm not bugging you about it.
02:17Phone?
02:17Kind of got my hands full.
02:19So do I.
02:29I guess I have to do everything around here.
02:35Go.
02:36This is Daffy Duck.
02:40What?
02:41I won?
02:42A romantic evening for two?
02:44Seven-course meal?
02:46Dancing?
02:47A limousine?
02:49I can't believe my luck.
02:51How's the wizard business?
02:53Great.
02:54Lots of magic, spells, you know, things like that.
02:57See you Friday night.
02:58What are you doing Friday night?
03:00Nothing.
03:01Well, you are now.
03:03Friday night, we're going to get dressed to the nines, get picked up at a limo, and have
03:07a fabulous romantic dinner.
03:09Daffy, what you just described is a date.
03:12I'm not going on a date with you.
03:14Oh, you're right.
03:16I didn't think of it that way.
03:21Hey, Porky.
03:22Want to go on a romantic date Friday night?
03:24I'd be able to love to.
03:25No, you idiot.
03:27Ask a woman.
03:28I'm so excited.
03:28I'm so glad you called.
03:30I've got one.
03:31Ask a woman?
03:33But I have horrible luck with women.
03:35Hmm.
03:36The lobster looks good.
03:38We'll split a salad and keep the bread coming.
03:41Do you think I'm pretty?
03:43No woman should be judged on her looks.
03:47But if I had to, I'd say you're about a four and a half.
03:51I'm having a really nice time.
03:53You have a little something on your face.
03:59Ooh, wait.
04:00That's a part of your face.
04:03I just can't figure women out.
04:05Well, maybe you need to talk to one and get a woman's perspective.
04:08That's a great idea.
04:10How about your girlfriend, Lola?
04:12Lola is not my girlfriend.
04:13And she's crazy.
04:14All women are crazy.
04:16Call her for me.
04:17Hook it up.
04:18No, I don't want to call her.
04:19Come on, hook it up.
04:21I'm not hooking it up.
04:22And who says hook it up?
04:24I do.
04:25I say hook it up.
04:26Hook it up.
04:27Please.
04:28It's one quick phone call.
04:29I'm begging you.
04:30Hook it up.
04:38Hi, Bugs.
04:39How'd you know it was me?
04:41Oh, I answer every call like this.
04:42Just in case it's you.
04:44Sorry.
04:45No, it's okay.
04:46It's just a weird way to answer the phone.
04:48No, no, no, no.
04:48I wasn't talking to you.
04:50I almost hit an oil truck.
04:51Oh.
04:52Well, maybe I'll call you at a better time.
04:53This is a better time.
04:55This is a perfect time.
04:57What?
04:57Are you kidding?
04:57This is a perfect better time.
05:00Oh!
05:01Go on.
05:02Well, my friend Daffy needs some dating advice.
05:05And I thought maybe you could talk to him.
05:06Are you serious?
05:07Well, if you'd rather not.
05:09No, not you.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:10I almost hit another oil truck.
05:11Driving's hard.
05:12So you want me to help Daffy?
05:14Yes.
05:14Would that be a nice thing for me to do?
05:17Yes.
05:17And you like nice people?
05:19Yes.
05:20So if I help Daffy, you'll like me?
05:23Uh, I guess.
05:25Then I'll do it.
05:25Great.
05:26Thanks.
05:27Uh-oh.
05:28What?
05:28You won't do it?
05:29No.
05:30That time I did hit an oil truck.
05:31I have to go.
05:32Bye.
05:40Before you can have a successful date,
05:43you need to understand women.
05:46So, I've written you a script filled with things
05:48that every woman will want to hear on a date.
05:50If you say these things,
05:52I guarantee that any woman
05:54will immediately fall in love with you.
05:57Really?
05:58Just say those words.
06:00You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.
06:02You are the epitome of grace, style, and femininity.
06:05You're my best friend.
06:06This stuff is pretty good.
06:08Told you.
06:09You're my best friend.
06:10In fact, you're the only friend I need.
06:13Here's a good idea.
06:14Let's get rid of all of our other friends
06:16and only be friends with each other.
06:18Also, we should cut off family members
06:20that don't support our relationship.
06:22Also, we should have jobs where we work together.
06:25Because if there's one thing I know,
06:27it's that if we drop all of our friends,
06:29cut off our families,
06:30and work together,
06:31we are guaranteed to have a perfect relationship.
06:35This really works on women?
06:40Are you okay?
06:41I'm fine.
06:42I just...
06:43I never noticed how handsome you were.
06:46Oh, thanks.
06:48You have a really big beak.
06:49Thank you very much.
06:50So, have you given any thought
06:55of who you want to invite on your romantic date?
06:58I have, actually.
07:00Anyone I know?
07:01Could be.
07:02You know that girl Tina from the coffee place?
07:04Her beak's even bigger than mine.
07:07Well, thanks for the help.
07:09Call me sometime.
07:10Good one.
07:27Yeah?
07:30Hi.
07:31Uh, I'm not sure if you remember me.
07:34You're the wizard, right?
07:35You do remember me.
07:36How could I forget?
07:38Your check bounced.
07:41What?
07:41I'm going to have to have a serious talk
07:43with my financial advisor.
07:45This should take care of it.
07:50So, uh, Tina,
07:52I was wondering if by any chance
07:54you're not doing anything tonight,
07:55which you probably are
07:56because you're not ugly,
07:57but if for some reason you're not,
07:59would you maybe possibly,
08:00no pressure if you can't,
08:01just wondering, you know,
08:02would you like to go out with me?
08:05Maybe.
08:07Yeah, I'd love to.
08:08Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
08:11I said I'd love to go out with you.
08:15Really?
08:15Yeah, it'll be fun.
08:17Great!
08:18I'll pick you up at eight.
08:21Don't use that money.
08:22You'll get arrested.
08:28That'll smell nice for my date.
08:30Maybe another little dab.
08:31Safety dab.
08:43Hello, Jaffy.
08:48Whoa!
08:49Lola!
08:49What are you doing here?
08:50Did you ask that girl out?
08:52Yeah, I did.
08:52So you're going to go out with her?
08:54What do you even know about this girl?
08:56She could be trouble.
08:57She could be dangerous.
08:58You know, not...
08:58Not every girl is as stable as me.
09:05No, Tina's great.
09:06Her name's Tina?
09:08That's not even a real name.
09:09That's a made-up name,
09:10like Ballswick or Catharag.
09:11I think Tina's a real name.
09:14Oh, she has you so duped.
09:17I think you should leave.
09:19Fine.
09:21But you're making a huge mistake.
09:22Tina's crazy.
09:27She's a crazy person.
09:28She's a crazy, fake-named person
09:30who's probably a stalker.
09:33I'm just going to leave this ladder here
09:38for later.
09:42I can't lose him.
09:44I've got to stop that date.
09:47And I know just how I'm going to do it.
09:50Is it weird to talk to myself?
09:51No, it's not weird.
09:52Do you think I need a haircut?
09:53I don't know.
09:53You could grow out your bangs.
09:54Ooh, that's a good idea.
09:56Hey, Lola.
09:57Oh, hi, Bugs.
09:58How'd your talk with Daffy go?
10:00Great.
10:01Really great.
10:02Super great.
10:02It could not have been greater.
10:04Wow.
10:05Well, thanks again for doing that.
10:06I'll make it up to you sometime.
10:07How about tonight?
10:08Dinner?
10:09Oh, uh, I don't know.
10:11You got to eat.
10:13Come on, one dinner.
10:14No big deal.
10:15Nothing fancy.
10:17Okay.
10:18Great.
10:18I know just the restaurant.
10:20It's very casual.
10:22It's very laid back.
10:23This is casual and laid back?
10:26Who said anything about casual and laid back?
10:28Uh, you did.
10:29Oh, right.
10:32I meant to say fancy and uptight.
10:34Sometimes I get my words mixed up.
10:36Like I'll say bubbles when I really mean pickup truck,
10:39or jelly when I really mean, uh, like a boat.
10:43What was that for?
10:55Sometimes I kiss people when I really mean to walk to my table.
10:57Oh, Mac?
11:11Yes, chum?
11:12Could you please pass me the cream for my cup of tea?
11:14I would be delighted.
11:15Well, thank you.
11:16Not at all.
11:17Thank you, foil, thank you.
11:18Oh, well, you're welcome for my thank you.
11:19Well, thank you again.
11:22Be polite.
11:23Always be nice.
11:24Make sugar your favorite spice.
11:29My aunt sent me a birthday card.
11:31I was so completely shy.
11:32I seized the chance.
11:33I could not pass it.
11:34I sent her a muffin basket.
11:36I was at the bank today.
11:38The teller sent a smile my way.
11:39She did it with such great finesse.
11:41I gave the teller all my cash.
11:43Be polite.
11:45Always be nice.
11:47Make sugar your favorite spice.
11:50When helping Granny cross the street,
11:53Take the time to massage your feet.
11:57B.
11:58B.
11:58E.
11:59P.
11:59O.
12:00L.
12:00I.
12:00T.
12:00E.
12:01B.
12:01B.
12:02E.
12:02P.
12:03O.
12:03L.
12:03I.
12:04T.
12:04E.
12:04Say please and thank you.
12:06When you hear a sneeze, say bless you.
12:08Open doors and pull out chairs.
12:10Don't push people down the stairs.
12:11We were dining Thursday nights.
12:13The waiters set our plates just right.
12:15We were so very impressed.
12:17We knitted him a sweater vest.
12:19When our car ran out of gas,
12:20The tow-tron driver got there fast.
12:22He filled our tank with no delay.
12:24We took him to a Broadway play.
12:26Be polite.
12:27Always be nice.
12:30Make sugar your favorite spice.
12:33If someone shoots you with a laser beam,
12:36Remember that it would be rude to scream.
12:40Be polite, or I'll vaporize you.
12:57Nice place.
12:58Yeah, can you just scooch a little bit that way?
13:00Thanks, yeah.
13:00I just like to be able to see all the exits in case of an emergency.
13:06Hmm, aged beef.
13:15Where did I get that from?
13:17A retirement community for cows?
13:21Uh, Lola?
13:23Huh?
13:24Oh, yeah.
13:25Oh, I totally agree with whatever you just said.
13:34Check it out.
13:35Cloth napkins.
13:36Nice, right?
13:45You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.
13:49Hmm?
13:52You are the epitome of grace.
13:54Style and femininity.
13:57You're my best friend.
13:58I'm your best friend.
14:00We just met.
14:01Well, uh, hold on.
14:03When I'm with you, every day is Valentine's Day.
14:08Except for the real Valentine's Day,
14:10which we will now call Super Valentine's Day.
14:13Are you reading something?
14:15No, I need...
14:16What all women want to hear.
14:19What woman wants to hear stuff like this?
14:21Lola.
14:22Uh, Lola.
14:25Hmm?
14:25I was just asking if you want to split an appetizer.
14:28Oh, yeah, sure.
14:28Yeah, whatever you want, Daffy.
14:30It's Bugs.
14:32Huh?
14:33I'm Bugs.
14:35Okay, so what do you want, a medal?
14:36You're a grown-up.
14:38You don't need a script.
14:39Let's just get to know each other.
14:42Tell me about yourself.
14:43Okay.
14:44Uh, well, what do you want to know?
14:47I'm rich.
14:47Very rich.
14:48But a do-gooder.
14:49I help poor people.
14:51Orphans, whales, you know.
14:53Look, if you're not going to tell me about yourself,
14:56let me take a shot.
14:57You're an insecure little weirdo
15:00who lies about everything
15:01and probably cries himself to sleep every night.
15:04Wow.
15:04You're good.
15:06Well, I guess this date's over.
15:07Hey, get back here.
15:09Relax.
15:10It's not over.
15:11But you said all those horrible, true things about me.
15:15You're like an abandoned building
15:16that ought to be condemned.
15:18You know, busted windows, rats,
15:20running around, a real nasty sewage situation.
15:24But maybe, if the right person got a hold of it
15:27and cleaned it up,
15:28maybe they could take that disgusting building
15:30and turn it into something not so disgusting.
15:34Are you that person?
15:35Lucky for you.
15:37I like a project.
15:38And am I that disgusting building?
15:40Yeah.
15:42That is the nicest thing
15:43that anyone has ever said about me.
15:46I'll look hot, I guess.
15:48I mean, if you'll look hot, too.
15:51He, he, he, he, he, he, he.
15:54Oh, come on.
15:55Give me something.
15:56Oh, I don't like this.
15:59I can take a hint,
16:00if you'll excuse me.
16:02What is happening?
16:07She kisses me, then ignores me?
16:09I mean, a retirement community for cows?
16:12That was funny.
16:13All right.
16:14Pull yourself together.
16:16Date's not over.
16:17We haven't even ordered yet.
16:18Wait till desoit.
16:20I've got great desoit material.
16:22Chocolate mousse?
16:23They'll dip anything in chocolate these days.
16:25Oh.
16:26The point is,
16:28date's not over.
16:41You sound like a pig!
16:45Good evening. My name's Cathrarg. I'll be your server.
16:54Lola, I didn't know you worked here.
16:57Yep, worked here my whole life since the day I was born. Can I get you anything?
17:00Uh, someone already took our order.
17:03Wow.
17:06Ooh, that's my jam. Want to dance?
17:08Hook it up!
17:15So Lola, uh, you know I invented the carrot peeler.
17:20Toop Greg. Seen any good movies lately?
17:23Ugh, too boring. You have beautiful ears.
17:27Perfect.
17:28Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh.
17:32Who's that girl with the red dress on?
17:35Who's that girl? She's the crazy one.
17:37Not all girls are what they seem.
17:39And there can only be one girl in your dreams.
17:41I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.
17:44I said I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.
17:46I said I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.
17:48And get with a girl who cared enough about you to break into your bedroom.
17:56What are you doing?
17:57I'm trying to win my boyfriend back.
17:59I said I'll lose that girl.
18:01What boyfriend?
18:03Daffy.
18:05Daffy's not your boyfriend.
18:06I'm your boyfriend.
18:09Say that again?
18:10Mm-mm.
18:11That's okay. I have it right here.
18:12I'm your boyfriend.
18:14Oh, boy.
18:16I'm your boyfriend.
18:19I'm your boyfriend.
18:20Bug? What are you doing here?
18:22We're on a date.
18:23He's my boyfriend. I'm his girlfriend.
18:25We're boyfriend-girlfriend.
18:27I thought you were our waitress.
18:30Wow.
18:31She's a caper.
18:32You know what we should do sometime?
18:34Double date. How about tomorrow night?
18:35You guys like Ty?
18:36Yeah, I love it.
18:37I love it.
18:37I love it.
18:38I love it.
18:39What just happened?
18:43Oh
19:13Oh
19:43Oh
20:13Oh
20:43That's the best date I've ever had with a wizard
21:13There's something I should tell you
21:15I'm not really a wizard
21:23Finally
21:26I was worried they weren't gonna show up
21:29What are you talking about?
21:31I thought we were having a dinner tonight
21:33Oh
21:35I think I might have eaten your dinner Porky
21:37How do you know my name?
21:39I don't, that was more of an observation
21:41Are those for me?
21:51I gotta get a girlfriend
21:53Oh
21:55Oh
21:57Oh
21:59Oh
22:01Oh
22:03Oh
22:05Oh
22:07Oh