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🎬 Title: Double Date  📘 Plot: Bugs is set up on a blind double date with Daffy, Tina, and Lola. It quickly becomes an evening full of awkward conversations, chaos, and comedy!  💡 Can these mismatched couples survive the night?   📺 New episodes every day on CartoonLTV – stay tuned!  💬 Ever had a double date disaster? Share below!  🔔 Follow now for HD Looney laughs!  #LooneyTunes #DoubleDate #BugsBunny #DaffyDuck #TinaRusso #LolaBunny #CartoonLTV #FunnyCartoons

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:30Can I help you?

00:35Gaffey Duck, picking up my business cards.

00:42How's the wizard business going?

00:44Great. Lots of magic, spells, things like that.

00:47That'll be $215.25.

00:49That seems awfully high.

00:52Price reduce! Reduce!

00:55Woo-hoo!

00:59Woo!

01:11Adios are the greatest of thank you that,

01:16because of its greatest thing.

01:19Oh, don't forget to leave a business card in the bowl.

01:32You could win a romantic evening for two.

01:38Right this way.

01:49We'd like a table for two.

01:54Great.

01:55I'd like a pair of thalic gold pants, but I'm not bugging you about it.

02:17Phone?

02:17Kind of got my hands full.

02:19So do I.

02:29I guess I have to do everything around here.

02:35Go.

02:36This is Daffy Duck.

02:40What?

02:41I won?

02:42A romantic evening for two?

02:44Seven-course meal?

02:46Dancing?

02:47A limousine?

02:49I can't believe my luck.

02:51How's the wizard business?

02:53Great.

02:54Lots of magic, spells, you know, things like that.

02:57See you Friday night.

02:58What are you doing Friday night?

03:00Nothing.

03:01Well, you are now.

03:03Friday night, we're going to get dressed to the nines, get picked up at a limo, and have

03:07a fabulous romantic dinner.

03:09Daffy, what you just described is a date.

03:12I'm not going on a date with you.

03:14Oh, you're right.

03:16I didn't think of it that way.

03:21Hey, Porky.

03:22Want to go on a romantic date Friday night?

03:24I'd be able to love to.

03:25No, you idiot.

03:27Ask a woman.

03:28I'm so excited.

03:28I'm so glad you called.

03:30I've got one.

03:31Ask a woman?

03:33But I have horrible luck with women.

03:35Hmm.

03:36The lobster looks good.

03:38We'll split a salad and keep the bread coming.

03:41Do you think I'm pretty?

03:43No woman should be judged on her looks.

03:47But if I had to, I'd say you're about a four and a half.

03:51I'm having a really nice time.

03:53You have a little something on your face.

03:59Ooh, wait.

04:00That's a part of your face.

04:03I just can't figure women out.

04:05Well, maybe you need to talk to one and get a woman's perspective.

04:08That's a great idea.

04:10How about your girlfriend, Lola?

04:12Lola is not my girlfriend.

04:13And she's crazy.

04:14All women are crazy.

04:16Call her for me.

04:17Hook it up.

04:18No, I don't want to call her.

04:19Come on, hook it up.

04:21I'm not hooking it up.

04:22And who says hook it up?

04:24I do.

04:25I say hook it up.

04:26Hook it up.

04:27Please.

04:28It's one quick phone call.

04:29I'm begging you.

04:30Hook it up.

04:38Hi, Bugs.

04:39How'd you know it was me?

04:41Oh, I answer every call like this.

04:42Just in case it's you.

04:44Sorry.

04:45No, it's okay.

04:46It's just a weird way to answer the phone.

04:48No, no, no, no.

04:48I wasn't talking to you.

04:50I almost hit an oil truck.

04:51Oh.

04:52Well, maybe I'll call you at a better time.

04:53This is a better time.

04:55This is a perfect time.

04:57What?

04:57Are you kidding?

04:57This is a perfect better time.

05:00Oh!

05:01Go on.

05:02Well, my friend Daffy needs some dating advice.

05:05And I thought maybe you could talk to him.

05:06Are you serious?

05:07Well, if you'd rather not.

05:09No, not you.

05:09I'm sorry.

05:10I almost hit another oil truck.

05:11Driving's hard.

05:12So you want me to help Daffy?

05:14Yes.

05:14Would that be a nice thing for me to do?

05:17Yes.

05:17And you like nice people?

05:19Yes.

05:20So if I help Daffy, you'll like me?

05:23Uh, I guess.

05:25Then I'll do it.

05:25Great.

05:26Thanks.

05:27Uh-oh.

05:28What?

05:28You won't do it?

05:29No.

05:30That time I did hit an oil truck.

05:31I have to go.

05:32Bye.

05:40Before you can have a successful date,

05:43you need to understand women.

05:46So, I've written you a script filled with things

05:48that every woman will want to hear on a date.

05:50If you say these things,

05:52I guarantee that any woman

05:54will immediately fall in love with you.

05:57Really?

05:58Just say those words.

06:00You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.

06:02You are the epitome of grace, style, and femininity.

06:05You're my best friend.

06:06This stuff is pretty good.

06:08Told you.

06:09You're my best friend.

06:10In fact, you're the only friend I need.

06:13Here's a good idea.

06:14Let's get rid of all of our other friends

06:16and only be friends with each other.

06:18Also, we should cut off family members

06:20that don't support our relationship.

06:22Also, we should have jobs where we work together.

06:25Because if there's one thing I know,

06:27it's that if we drop all of our friends,

06:29cut off our families,

06:30and work together,

06:31we are guaranteed to have a perfect relationship.

06:35This really works on women?

06:40Are you okay?

06:41I'm fine.

06:42I just...

06:43I never noticed how handsome you were.

06:46Oh, thanks.

06:48You have a really big beak.

06:49Thank you very much.

06:50So, have you given any thought

06:55of who you want to invite on your romantic date?

06:58I have, actually.

07:00Anyone I know?

07:01Could be.

07:02You know that girl Tina from the coffee place?

07:04Her beak's even bigger than mine.

07:07Well, thanks for the help.

07:09Call me sometime.

07:10Good one.

07:27Yeah?

07:30Hi.

07:31Uh, I'm not sure if you remember me.

07:34You're the wizard, right?

07:35You do remember me.

07:36How could I forget?

07:38Your check bounced.

07:41What?

07:41I'm going to have to have a serious talk

07:43with my financial advisor.

07:45This should take care of it.

07:50So, uh, Tina,

07:52I was wondering if by any chance

07:54you're not doing anything tonight,

07:55which you probably are

07:56because you're not ugly,

07:57but if for some reason you're not,

07:59would you maybe possibly,

08:00no pressure if you can't,

08:01just wondering, you know,

08:02would you like to go out with me?

08:05Maybe.

08:07Yeah, I'd love to.

08:08Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

08:11I said I'd love to go out with you.

08:15Really?

08:15Yeah, it'll be fun.

08:17Great!

08:18I'll pick you up at eight.

08:21Don't use that money.

08:22You'll get arrested.

08:28That'll smell nice for my date.

08:30Maybe another little dab.

08:31Safety dab.

08:43Hello, Jaffy.

08:48Whoa!

08:49Lola!

08:49What are you doing here?

08:50Did you ask that girl out?

08:52Yeah, I did.

08:52So you're going to go out with her?

08:54What do you even know about this girl?

08:56She could be trouble.

08:57She could be dangerous.

08:58You know, not...

08:58Not every girl is as stable as me.

09:05No, Tina's great.

09:06Her name's Tina?

09:08That's not even a real name.

09:09That's a made-up name,

09:10like Ballswick or Catharag.

09:11I think Tina's a real name.

09:14Oh, she has you so duped.

09:17I think you should leave.

09:19Fine.

09:21But you're making a huge mistake.

09:22Tina's crazy.

09:27She's a crazy person.

09:28She's a crazy, fake-named person

09:30who's probably a stalker.

09:33I'm just going to leave this ladder here

09:38for later.

09:42I can't lose him.

09:44I've got to stop that date.

09:47And I know just how I'm going to do it.

09:50Is it weird to talk to myself?

09:51No, it's not weird.

09:52Do you think I need a haircut?

09:53I don't know.

09:53You could grow out your bangs.

09:54Ooh, that's a good idea.

09:56Hey, Lola.

09:57Oh, hi, Bugs.

09:58How'd your talk with Daffy go?

10:00Great.

10:01Really great.

10:02Super great.

10:02It could not have been greater.

10:04Wow.

10:05Well, thanks again for doing that.

10:06I'll make it up to you sometime.

10:07How about tonight?

10:08Dinner?

10:09Oh, uh, I don't know.

10:11You got to eat.

10:13Come on, one dinner.

10:14No big deal.

10:15Nothing fancy.

10:17Okay.

10:18Great.

10:18I know just the restaurant.

10:20It's very casual.

10:22It's very laid back.

10:23This is casual and laid back?

10:26Who said anything about casual and laid back?

10:28Uh, you did.

10:29Oh, right.

10:32I meant to say fancy and uptight.

10:34Sometimes I get my words mixed up.

10:36Like I'll say bubbles when I really mean pickup truck,

10:39or jelly when I really mean, uh, like a boat.

10:43What was that for?

10:55Sometimes I kiss people when I really mean to walk to my table.

10:57Oh, Mac?

11:11Yes, chum?

11:12Could you please pass me the cream for my cup of tea?

11:14I would be delighted.

11:15Well, thank you.

11:16Not at all.

11:17Thank you, foil, thank you.

11:18Oh, well, you're welcome for my thank you.

11:19Well, thank you again.

11:22Be polite.

11:23Always be nice.

11:24Make sugar your favorite spice.

11:29My aunt sent me a birthday card.

11:31I was so completely shy.

11:32I seized the chance.

11:33I could not pass it.

11:34I sent her a muffin basket.

11:36I was at the bank today.

11:38The teller sent a smile my way.

11:39She did it with such great finesse.

11:41I gave the teller all my cash.

11:43Be polite.

11:45Always be nice.

11:47Make sugar your favorite spice.

11:50When helping Granny cross the street,

11:53Take the time to massage your feet.

11:57B.

11:58B.

11:58E.

11:59P.

11:59O.

12:00L.

12:00I.

12:00T.

12:00E.

12:01B.

12:02E.

12:02P.

12:03O.

12:03L.

12:03I.

12:04T.

12:04E.

12:04Say please and thank you.

12:06When you hear a sneeze, say bless you.

12:08Open doors and pull out chairs.

12:10Don't push people down the stairs.

12:11We were dining Thursday nights.

12:13The waiters set our plates just right.

12:15We were so very impressed.

12:17We knitted him a sweater vest.

12:19When our car ran out of gas,

12:20The tow-tron driver got there fast.

12:22He filled our tank with no delay.

12:24We took him to a Broadway play.

12:26Be polite.

12:27Always be nice.

12:30Make sugar your favorite spice.

12:33If someone shoots you with a laser beam,

12:36Remember that it would be rude to scream.

12:40Be polite, or I'll vaporize you.

12:57Nice place.

12:58Yeah, can you just scooch a little bit that way?

13:00Thanks, yeah.

13:00I just like to be able to see all the exits in case of an emergency.

13:06Hmm, aged beef.

13:15Where did I get that from?

13:17A retirement community for cows?

13:21Uh, Lola?

13:23Huh?

13:24Oh, yeah.

13:25Oh, I totally agree with whatever you just said.

13:34Check it out.

13:35Cloth napkins.

13:36Nice, right?

13:45You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.

13:49Hmm?

13:52You are the epitome of grace.

13:54Style and femininity.

13:57You're my best friend.

13:58I'm your best friend.

14:00We just met.

14:01Well, uh, hold on.

14:03When I'm with you, every day is Valentine's Day.

14:08Except for the real Valentine's Day,

14:10which we will now call Super Valentine's Day.

14:13Are you reading something?

14:15No, I need...

14:16What all women want to hear.

14:19What woman wants to hear stuff like this?

14:21Lola.

14:22Uh, Lola.

14:25Hmm?

14:25I was just asking if you want to split an appetizer.

14:28Oh, yeah, sure.

14:28Yeah, whatever you want, Daffy.

14:30It's Bugs.

14:32Huh?

14:33I'm Bugs.

14:35Okay, so what do you want, a medal?

14:36You're a grown-up.

14:38You don't need a script.

14:39Let's just get to know each other.

14:42Tell me about yourself.

14:43Okay.

14:44Uh, well, what do you want to know?

14:47I'm rich.

14:47Very rich.

14:48But a do-gooder.

14:49I help poor people.

14:51Orphans, whales, you know.

14:53Look, if you're not going to tell me about yourself,

14:56let me take a shot.

14:57You're an insecure little weirdo

15:00who lies about everything

15:01and probably cries himself to sleep every night.

15:04Wow.

15:04You're good.

15:06Well, I guess this date's over.

15:07Hey, get back here.

15:09Relax.

15:10It's not over.

15:11But you said all those horrible, true things about me.

15:15You're like an abandoned building

15:16that ought to be condemned.

15:18You know, busted windows, rats,

15:20running around, a real nasty sewage situation.

15:24But maybe, if the right person got a hold of it

15:27and cleaned it up,

15:28maybe they could take that disgusting building

15:30and turn it into something not so disgusting.

15:34Are you that person?

15:35Lucky for you.

15:37I like a project.

15:38And am I that disgusting building?

15:40Yeah.

15:42That is the nicest thing

15:43that anyone has ever said about me.

15:46I'll look hot, I guess.

15:48I mean, if you'll look hot, too.

15:51He, he, he, he, he, he, he.

15:54Oh, come on.

15:55Give me something.

15:56Oh, I don't like this.

15:59I can take a hint,

16:00if you'll excuse me.

16:02What is happening?

16:07She kisses me, then ignores me?

16:09I mean, a retirement community for cows?

16:12That was funny.

16:13All right.

16:14Pull yourself together.

16:16Date's not over.

16:17We haven't even ordered yet.

16:18Wait till desoit.

16:20I've got great desoit material.

16:22Chocolate mousse?

16:23They'll dip anything in chocolate these days.

16:25Oh.

16:26The point is,

16:28date's not over.

16:41You sound like a pig!

16:45Good evening. My name's Cathrarg. I'll be your server.

16:54Lola, I didn't know you worked here.

16:57Yep, worked here my whole life since the day I was born. Can I get you anything?

17:00Uh, someone already took our order.

17:03Wow.

17:06Ooh, that's my jam. Want to dance?

17:08Hook it up!

17:15So Lola, uh, you know I invented the carrot peeler.

17:20Toop Greg. Seen any good movies lately?

17:23Ugh, too boring. You have beautiful ears.

17:27Perfect.

17:28Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh.

17:32Who's that girl with the red dress on?

17:35Who's that girl? She's the crazy one.

17:37Not all girls are what they seem.

17:39And there can only be one girl in your dreams.

17:41I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.

17:44I said I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.

17:46I said I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.

17:48And get with a girl who cared enough about you to break into your bedroom.

17:56What are you doing?

17:57I'm trying to win my boyfriend back.

17:59I said I'll lose that girl.

18:01What boyfriend?

18:03Daffy.

18:05Daffy's not your boyfriend.

18:06I'm your boyfriend.

18:09Say that again?

18:10Mm-mm.

18:11That's okay. I have it right here.

18:12I'm your boyfriend.

18:14Oh, boy.

18:16I'm your boyfriend.

18:19I'm your boyfriend.

18:20Bug? What are you doing here?

18:22We're on a date.

18:23He's my boyfriend. I'm his girlfriend.

18:25We're boyfriend-girlfriend.

18:27I thought you were our waitress.

18:30Wow.

18:31She's a caper.

18:32You know what we should do sometime?

18:34Double date. How about tomorrow night?

18:35You guys like Ty?

18:36Yeah, I love it.

18:37I love it.

18:38I love it.

18:39What just happened?

18:43Oh

19:13Oh

19:43Oh

20:13Oh

20:43That's the best date I've ever had with a wizard

21:13There's something I should tell you

21:15I'm not really a wizard

21:23Finally

21:26I was worried they weren't gonna show up

21:29What are you talking about?

21:31I thought we were having a dinner tonight

21:33Oh

21:35I think I might have eaten your dinner Porky

21:37How do you know my name?

21:39I don't, that was more of an observation

21:41Are those for me?

21:51I gotta get a girlfriend

21:53Oh

21:55Oh

21:57Oh

21:59Oh

22:01Oh

22:03Oh

22:05Oh

22:07Oh

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