The Looney Tunes Show (2011) - S1E14 - Newspaper Thief - video Dailymotion

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🎬 Title: Newspaper Thief  📘 Plot: Someone’s stealing Bugs’ newspaper every morning — and he’s determined to solve the mystery. But his amateur sleuthing only leads to more confusion.  💡 Get ready for twists, laughs, and Daffy’s wild theories!   📺 Stream full episodes of The Looney Tunes Show on CartoonLTV!  💬 Who do YOU think stole the newspaper?  🔔 Don’t forget to follow for more cartoon classics!  #LooneyTunes #NewspaperThief #BugsBunny #DaffyDuck #CartoonLTV #MysteryEpisode #FunnyCartoons #ClassicAnimation

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00:00Let's see what's for breakfast.

00:06Hmm.

00:07What have we here?

00:08Ugh!

00:10Does he have to put carrots in everything?

00:12What are you doing?

00:13Ah!

00:16Nah, that wasn't an overreaction.

00:30You know, that pie was for tonight's dinner party.

00:45What dinner party?

00:46You're kidding.

00:47What?

00:47Uh, the dinner party we're having so you can apologize to all of our neighbors?

00:53What do I have to apologize for?

00:55How about for what you did on the 4th of July?

00:58Happy 4th of July!

01:00Hey, freedom isn't free.

01:09And for what you did on Easter.

01:12Happy Easter!

01:16What the...

01:19Ugh!

01:20I don't know what the big deal was.

01:21They were cage-free eggs.

01:23And for what you did on Columbus Day.

01:26Happy Columbus Day!

01:30What?

01:30The rats represented the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.

01:36If they didn't get it, that's their problem.

01:39Besides, what do you care if the neighbors hate me?

01:41I care because this is my house, and one of these days, one of the neighbors is going to file a lawsuit against me for something that you did.

01:50Relax, it's not like I'm going to live here forever.

01:52Relax, it's not like I'm going to live here forever.

01:55If you're so worried about getting sued, I'll apologize.

02:00But come on, have a little faith in our neighbors.

02:03I'll do this.

02:05I'm going to live here.

02:06I'm going to live here because of the news.

02:07I'm going to live here because of the news.

02:08Ah, the suburbs.

02:10The suburbs.

02:12Fostering the illusion of success since 1950.

02:20My newspaper!

02:22It's been stolen.

02:28Daffy!

02:29Daffy!

02:29what are we doing this for I don't know let's see I came out here to get my

02:48newspaper it wasn't there and then I realized someone stole my newspaper what

03:05are you so upset about I've never even seen you read the paper I don't read it

03:10I do what normal people do with it day by day slowly build a paper mache parade

03:15float what parade are you in I'm not in a parade I am the parade what did your

03:24parents do to you bugsy old pal there's a thief among us you just told me to have

03:32faith in our neighbors and now you're insinuating that one of them stole your

03:36paper I'm not insinuating anything I am simply implying in an unscrupulous and

03:41cowardly way that one of our neighbors is a thief you're crazy am I yes am I yes

03:56Daffy no one stole your newspaper where are you going I'm letting everyone know what

04:02time the dinner party is oh I'll come with you Daffy you're not gonna accuse the

04:07neighbors no I just want to get some fresh air what did you think I was gonna

04:17start throwing accusations around silly you give me a little more credit than

04:22that oh no knock off the pleasantries grandma I know you stole my newspaper I'd

04:30ask you to forgive my friend but we'll be doing a lot of that at the dinner party

04:34tonight which by the way is it eight o'clock see you then I know you stole my newspaper your

04:43shoeshaper my newspaper what is the shoeshaper what do you want rabbit just wanted to remind you about

04:59tonight's dinner party you mean the let's all forget about the horrible things Daffy

05:04Duck is done party yeah I'll be there unless I get a better offer I've got an

05:09offer for you give me back my paper Yosemite Sam's a lot of things a liar a

05:16cheat a false witness a sore loser a bad friend a shady business man a blamer a

05:22flim flammer a horn swoggler I'm cheap and I steals things but I am no thief now good day sirs

05:31what time's dinner eight o'clock shop go home fine now I'm going

05:45what I want to watch you go home oh you have some serious trust issues you should get help man

06:15oh were you about to go somewhere what you mean the broom no I'm cleaning my house I'll drive a minivan

06:26I'm sneaking around a witch's house alone looking for a newspaper what am I doing take a deep breath

06:37it's just a house a normal everyday witch's house there's nothing to be afraid of

06:45so I'll see you at eight I'm making carrot pie pie don't you mean carrot cake

07:07that duck's apology list is getting long so after all that I still don't know which neighbors stole my

07:22newspaper interesting I have one question why don't you just get another paper it's the principal I hold

07:34myself to an extremely high moral standard I treat people and their things with respect and I place

07:39the virtue of trust above all else in the end and no you don't well I expect it from others come on

07:48you're the only one who can help me solve the mystery don't tell bugs but you're my smartest friend

07:54aim in a mystery huh and yet you know he but the key to a good mystery is the ending and in nine out

08:05of ten mystery novels and the the the same way with a semi-flattering photo of the author he but

08:12they end with all the suspects he could get a gathered under one roof he what they think is an

08:17innocent either that dinner party it is in fact any we elaborate trap wait we're having a dinner party for

08:24the neighbors tonight evil yeah that's perfect yeah at tonight's dinner party I can invite everyone

08:30to another dinner party where I could spring my elaborate trap or a you could just bring a your

08:38elaborate trap Eddie to the tonight's dinner party great idea I'm glad I thought of it hmm maybe I'm my

08:47smartest friend

08:50all

08:53a

08:57I

09:00a

09:01a

09:03a

09:05a

09:07a

09:08a

09:09a

09:10a

09:11a

09:13He's getting way upset

09:15Oh, there's something awful loud

09:17He just swallowed a lot of stuff

09:21Not to barbecue in space

09:24Then he sucked up bugs

09:27His swimming pool

09:28Spit out a tide away

09:30Tasmanian meltdown coming

09:33So still the meltdown coming

09:36Will you better start running

09:40When the trials start coming

09:41There's a meltdown coming

09:43I don't know what sets him off

09:47I don't know

09:48Is he upset about a girl?

09:50No

09:51It's anyone's guess

09:53Cause he's not the best communicator in the world

09:57Don't judge me

09:58We'd love to get settled down

10:01But he just smashed through the wall

10:03He got the police chasing after him

10:07Cause he's heading for the mall

10:10Tasmanian meltdown coming

10:13I can't believe I have to make another pie

10:26I can't believe I have to make another pie

10:38What are you doing?

10:40You're supposed to be getting ready for the dinner party

10:42Oh, I'm ready for the dinner party all right

10:46What does that mean?

10:48Nothing

10:48Did you set the table?

10:50Oh, I set more than the table

10:53What does that mean?

10:55Nothing

10:55Did you keep the table simple?

10:57It shouldn't look too elaborate

10:58Oh, the table's not going to be the thing that's elaborate

11:03What's wrong with you?

11:07Nothing

11:07Welcome, suspects

11:12I mean, neighbors

11:14I guess no one's ever heard of maniacal laughter

11:26I guess no one's ever heard of bringing a gift either

11:37I just want to thank everybody for coming to Daffy's apology party

11:44I hope that after tonight

11:46We can all agree to let bygones be bygones

11:49Oh, and I've got a carrot pie in the oven

11:53So save room

11:54Carrot pie?

11:57Oh, I hope it's okay that I brought my son

12:00It's so hard to get to sit to these days

12:03Please let there be other women coming to this thing

12:06Greetings, everybody

12:10As neighbors, you think you know each other well

12:13But what you don't know is that one of you

12:17Is a thief

12:18It's one of those fun mystery dinner parties

12:27Let us begin

12:30Everyone pick up your plates

12:33Uh, scary voice?

12:35My son doesn't have a plate

12:37Hold on

12:39Here

12:43Thank you

12:44Where's the bathroom?

12:46Just hold it

12:47Now

12:50Under your plate, you'll find a number

12:53Ain't no numbers on these things

12:57What?

12:58Now

13:13One of you has a plate with the number five on it

13:16Who has the number five?

13:18I do

13:20So do I

13:21How does that happen?

13:23There, now you have a three

13:28I have a three

13:30What a fun party

13:39Everyone getting along?

13:42Oh, yes

13:43The voice is having us do lots of things

13:47That's nice

13:49I, uh, think I smell burning carrots

13:52My five!

13:54Quick, what number do you have again?

13:56Uh, uh, five

13:57Okay, you two switch plates

13:59Now, what number do you have?

14:04Five

14:04Open your eyes, Grandma

14:09It's clearly a three

14:10You're a three

14:11I'm a three

14:12Why are you three?

14:14I have no idea

14:15Do you want me to be a three?

14:17Yes, thank you

14:18Finally, someone is cooperating

14:21Now, who has the number three?

14:33I'm hungry

14:34Can we eat first and then play the game?

14:38It's not a game

14:39It's a trap

14:40An elaborate trap designed to extract a confession from one of you dirty thieves

14:44And then we'll have an apology party, all right

14:47But the apologies are gonna be to me

14:49Now, what if you stole my newspaper?

14:51Confess!

14:54Really?

14:55You're really going there?

14:57Yeah, I'm going there

14:58Where is he going?

15:00Because if you go there

15:02I will go there

15:03And you do not want to be there when I get there

15:07Because when I get there

15:08I will be so there

15:10That you will wish you had stayed right here

15:13Me?

15:14What about you?

15:15You don't care about your neighbors

15:17You're just scared one of them is going to sue you

15:20You're crazy

15:23I'm crazy?

15:25You're the one who made carrot pie

15:27I mean, carrot pie?

15:29Ever heard of carrot cake?

15:30That's an actual dessert

15:32Made with carrots

15:33And do you make it?

15:34No!

15:35You make carrot pie

15:37A thing no one eats

15:38This party blows

15:59I'm going home

16:01Well, I'm not going anywhere

16:03Until I get an apology

16:04For everything this fool has done

16:06I mean, turning a bunch of rats loose

16:08On Columbus Day

16:09Who does that?

16:10The same jack of apes

16:12Who darn near burned my house down

16:13And by the way

16:15You don't go accusing your neighbors

16:17Of stealing something without any evidence

16:19Especially something as dumb as a newspaper

16:21I mean, come on

16:23Read the internet

16:24For the last time

16:26I don't read it

16:27Haven't anyone seen my parade float?

16:30You heard the witch

16:31I mean, lady

16:33You owes us all an apology

16:35Well, say you're sorry

16:37Uh...

16:40You can't say it, can you?

16:43I can say it

16:44Uh...

16:46Then say it

16:48I'm...

16:50Solly

16:50Did you just say you're solly?

16:54I'm...

16:54Soggy

16:55You're soggy?

16:57I'm...

16:58Flarmy

16:58You're the worst neighbor I ever met

17:02And I should know

17:03Before I met you

17:04I was the worst neighbor I ever met

17:07Eh, it's still a close call

17:09You're the biggest monster in this neighborhood

17:11That's saying a lot

17:13He's an actual monster

17:14The stunts you have pulled in this neighborhood

17:17Is just too many to even count

17:20I don't know who you think you are

17:21What?

17:22I have something to say

17:27I like him

17:30My life is so boring

17:33But tonight was the most fun I've had in years

17:37And it's all thanks to him

17:39Oh, well you've got to admit

17:42Our street got a lot more interesting when he moved in

17:45Hmm, that is true

17:48It was certainly the most memorable Columbus Day I ever had

17:51I've been meaning to ask you

17:52Did the rats symbolize the colonization of the new world

17:56By comparing the arrival of the Europeans

17:58To an infestation of vermin

18:00I didn't follow any of that

18:03What?

18:06I'm serious

18:07I didn't understand anything you just said

18:09So let me get this straight

18:16No one wants to sue me

18:18Sue you?

18:20Come on now

18:20Have a little faith in your neighbors

18:22That's what I said

18:24Are we ever going to eat?

18:29Why not?

18:32I have something I'd like to say

18:34Which one of you stole my newspaper?

18:46I'll drink to that

18:48I'll drink to that

19:18I'll drink to that

19:48I'll drink to that

20:17I'll drink to that

20:47No newspaper, huh?

21:08Just the mail

21:09Bill

21:10Junk mail

21:11Weird charty

21:12Oh

21:12How many renewal notices

21:15Is that stupid newspaper going to send me?

21:18No one stole my newspaper

21:28I forgot to renew my subscription

21:31Ironic

21:36Ironic

21:37Done in by its own creation

21:39Forgot to stop my parking brake

21:44Is this the bathroom

21:50I night

21:59So let's see what will happen, okay?

22:07Let's see what is this

22:13See you next week

22:14The bathroom?

22:15No!

22:16Go home!

The Looney Tunes Show (2011) - S1E14 - Newspaper Thief

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