🎬 Title: Newspaper Thief
📘 Plot: Someone’s stealing Bugs’ newspaper every morning — and he’s determined to solve the mystery. But his amateur sleuthing only leads to more confusion.
💡 Get ready for twists, laughs, and Daffy’s wild theories!
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💬 Who do YOU think stole the newspaper?
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📘 Plot: Someone’s stealing Bugs’ newspaper every morning — and he’s determined to solve the mystery. But his amateur sleuthing only leads to more confusion.
💡 Get ready for twists, laughs, and Daffy’s wild theories!
📺 Stream full episodes of The Looney Tunes Show on CartoonLTV!
💬 Who do YOU think stole the newspaper?
🔔 Don’t forget to follow for more cartoon classics!
#LooneyTunes #NewspaperThief #BugsBunny #DaffyDuck #CartoonLTV #MysteryEpisode #FunnyCartoons #ClassicAnimation
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00:00Let's see what's for breakfast.
00:06Hmm.
00:07What have we here?
00:08Ugh!
00:10Does he have to put carrots in everything?
00:12What are you doing?
00:13Ah!
00:16Nah, that wasn't an overreaction.
00:30You know, that pie was for tonight's dinner party.
00:45What dinner party?
00:46You're kidding.
00:47What?
00:47Uh, the dinner party we're having so you can apologize to all of our neighbors?
00:53What do I have to apologize for?
00:55How about for what you did on the 4th of July?
00:58Happy 4th of July!
01:00Hey, freedom isn't free.
01:09And for what you did on Easter.
01:12Happy Easter!
01:16What the...
01:19Ugh!
01:20I don't know what the big deal was.
01:21They were cage-free eggs.
01:23And for what you did on Columbus Day.
01:26Happy Columbus Day!
01:30What?
01:30The rats represented the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.
01:36If they didn't get it, that's their problem.
01:39Besides, what do you care if the neighbors hate me?
01:41I care because this is my house, and one of these days, one of the neighbors is going to file a lawsuit against me for something that you did.
01:50Relax, it's not like I'm going to live here forever.
01:52Relax, it's not like I'm going to live here forever.
01:55If you're so worried about getting sued, I'll apologize.
02:00But come on, have a little faith in our neighbors.
02:03I'll do this.
02:05I'm going to live here.
02:06I'm going to live here because of the news.
02:06I'm going to live here because of the news.
02:07I'm going to live here because of the news.
02:08Ah, the suburbs.
02:10The suburbs.
02:12Fostering the illusion of success since 1950.
02:20My newspaper!
02:22It's been stolen.
02:28Daffy!
02:29Daffy!
02:29what are we doing this for I don't know let's see I came out here to get my
02:48newspaper it wasn't there and then I realized someone stole my newspaper what
03:05are you so upset about I've never even seen you read the paper I don't read it
03:10I do what normal people do with it day by day slowly build a paper mache parade
03:15float what parade are you in I'm not in a parade I am the parade what did your
03:24parents do to you bugsy old pal there's a thief among us you just told me to have
03:32faith in our neighbors and now you're insinuating that one of them stole your
03:36paper I'm not insinuating anything I am simply implying in an unscrupulous and
03:41cowardly way that one of our neighbors is a thief you're crazy am I yes am I yes
03:56Daffy no one stole your newspaper where are you going I'm letting everyone know what
04:02time the dinner party is oh I'll come with you Daffy you're not gonna accuse the
04:07neighbors no I just want to get some fresh air what did you think I was gonna
04:17start throwing accusations around silly you give me a little more credit than
04:22that oh no knock off the pleasantries grandma I know you stole my newspaper I'd
04:30ask you to forgive my friend but we'll be doing a lot of that at the dinner party
04:34tonight which by the way is it eight o'clock see you then I know you stole my newspaper your
04:43shoeshaper my newspaper what is the shoeshaper what do you want rabbit just wanted to remind you about
04:59tonight's dinner party you mean the let's all forget about the horrible things Daffy
05:04Duck is done party yeah I'll be there unless I get a better offer I've got an
05:09offer for you give me back my paper Yosemite Sam's a lot of things a liar a
05:16cheat a false witness a sore loser a bad friend a shady business man a blamer a
05:22flim flammer a horn swoggler I'm cheap and I steals things but I am no thief now good day sirs
05:31what time's dinner eight o'clock shop go home fine now I'm going
05:45what I want to watch you go home oh you have some serious trust issues you should get help man
06:15oh were you about to go somewhere what you mean the broom no I'm cleaning my house I'll drive a minivan
06:26I'm sneaking around a witch's house alone looking for a newspaper what am I doing take a deep breath
06:37it's just a house a normal everyday witch's house there's nothing to be afraid of
06:45so I'll see you at eight I'm making carrot pie pie don't you mean carrot cake
07:07that duck's apology list is getting long so after all that I still don't know which neighbors stole my
07:22newspaper interesting I have one question why don't you just get another paper it's the principal I hold
07:34myself to an extremely high moral standard I treat people and their things with respect and I place
07:39the virtue of trust above all else in the end and no you don't well I expect it from others come on
07:48you're the only one who can help me solve the mystery don't tell bugs but you're my smartest friend
07:54aim in a mystery huh and yet you know he but the key to a good mystery is the ending and in nine out
08:05of ten mystery novels and the the the same way with a semi-flattering photo of the author he but
08:12they end with all the suspects he could get a gathered under one roof he what they think is an
08:17innocent either that dinner party it is in fact any we elaborate trap wait we're having a dinner party for
08:24the neighbors tonight evil yeah that's perfect yeah at tonight's dinner party I can invite everyone
08:30to another dinner party where I could spring my elaborate trap or a you could just bring a your
08:38elaborate trap Eddie to the tonight's dinner party great idea I'm glad I thought of it hmm maybe I'm my
08:47smartest friend
08:50all
08:53a
08:57I
09:00a
09:01a
09:03a
09:05a
09:07a
09:08a
09:09a
09:10a
09:11a
09:13He's getting way upset
09:15Oh, there's something awful loud
09:17He just swallowed a lot of stuff
09:21Not to barbecue in space
09:24Then he sucked up bugs
09:27His swimming pool
09:28Spit out a tide away
09:30Tasmanian meltdown coming
09:33So still the meltdown coming
09:36Will you better start running
09:40When the trials start coming
09:41There's a meltdown coming
09:43I don't know what sets him off
09:47I don't know
09:48Is he upset about a girl?
09:50No
09:51It's anyone's guess
09:53Cause he's not the best communicator in the world
09:57Don't judge me
09:58We'd love to get settled down
10:01But he just smashed through the wall
10:03He got the police chasing after him
10:07Cause he's heading for the mall
10:10Tasmanian meltdown coming
10:13I can't believe I have to make another pie
10:26I can't believe I have to make another pie
10:38What are you doing?
10:40You're supposed to be getting ready for the dinner party
10:42Oh, I'm ready for the dinner party all right
10:46What does that mean?
10:48Nothing
10:48Did you set the table?
10:50Oh, I set more than the table
10:53What does that mean?
10:55Nothing
10:55Did you keep the table simple?
10:57It shouldn't look too elaborate
10:58Oh, the table's not going to be the thing that's elaborate
11:03What's wrong with you?
11:07Nothing
11:07Welcome, suspects
11:12I mean, neighbors
11:14I guess no one's ever heard of maniacal laughter
11:26I guess no one's ever heard of bringing a gift either
11:37I just want to thank everybody for coming to Daffy's apology party
11:44I hope that after tonight
11:46We can all agree to let bygones be bygones
11:49Oh, and I've got a carrot pie in the oven
11:53So save room
11:54Carrot pie?
11:57Oh, I hope it's okay that I brought my son
12:00It's so hard to get to sit to these days
12:03Please let there be other women coming to this thing
12:06Greetings, everybody
12:10As neighbors, you think you know each other well
12:13But what you don't know is that one of you
12:17Is a thief
12:18It's one of those fun mystery dinner parties
12:27Let us begin
12:30Everyone pick up your plates
12:33Uh, scary voice?
12:35My son doesn't have a plate
12:37Hold on
12:39Here
12:43Thank you
12:44Where's the bathroom?
12:46Just hold it
12:47Now
12:50Under your plate, you'll find a number
12:53Ain't no numbers on these things
12:57What?
12:58Now
13:13One of you has a plate with the number five on it
13:16Who has the number five?
13:18I do
13:20So do I
13:21How does that happen?
13:23There, now you have a three
13:28I have a three
13:30What a fun party
13:39Everyone getting along?
13:42Oh, yes
13:43The voice is having us do lots of things
13:47That's nice
13:49I, uh, think I smell burning carrots
13:52My five!
13:54Quick, what number do you have again?
13:56Uh, uh, five
13:57Okay, you two switch plates
13:59Now, what number do you have?
14:04Five
14:04Open your eyes, Grandma
14:09It's clearly a three
14:10You're a three
14:11I'm a three
14:12Why are you three?
14:14I have no idea
14:15Do you want me to be a three?
14:17Yes, thank you
14:18Finally, someone is cooperating
14:21Now, who has the number three?
14:33I'm hungry
14:34Can we eat first and then play the game?
14:38It's not a game
14:39It's a trap
14:40An elaborate trap designed to extract a confession from one of you dirty thieves
14:44And then we'll have an apology party, all right
14:47But the apologies are gonna be to me
14:49Now, what if you stole my newspaper?
14:51Confess!
14:54Really?
14:55You're really going there?
14:57Yeah, I'm going there
14:58Where is he going?
15:00Because if you go there
15:02I will go there
15:03And you do not want to be there when I get there
15:07Because when I get there
15:08I will be so there
15:10That you will wish you had stayed right here
15:13Me?
15:14What about you?
15:15You don't care about your neighbors
15:17You're just scared one of them is going to sue you
15:20You're crazy
15:23I'm crazy?
15:25You're the one who made carrot pie
15:27I mean, carrot pie?
15:29Ever heard of carrot cake?
15:30That's an actual dessert
15:32Made with carrots
15:33And do you make it?
15:34No!
15:35You make carrot pie
15:37A thing no one eats
15:38This party blows
15:59I'm going home
16:01Well, I'm not going anywhere
16:03Until I get an apology
16:04For everything this fool has done
16:06I mean, turning a bunch of rats loose
16:08On Columbus Day
16:09Who does that?
16:10The same jack of apes
16:12Who darn near burned my house down
16:13And by the way
16:15You don't go accusing your neighbors
16:17Of stealing something without any evidence
16:19Especially something as dumb as a newspaper
16:21I mean, come on
16:23Read the internet
16:24For the last time
16:26I don't read it
16:27Haven't anyone seen my parade float?
16:30You heard the witch
16:31I mean, lady
16:33You owes us all an apology
16:35Well, say you're sorry
16:37Uh...
16:40You can't say it, can you?
16:43I can say it
16:44Uh...
16:46Then say it
16:48I'm...
16:50Solly
16:50Did you just say you're solly?
16:54I'm...
16:54Soggy
16:55You're soggy?
16:57I'm...
16:58Flarmy
16:58You're the worst neighbor I ever met
17:02And I should know
17:03Before I met you
17:04I was the worst neighbor I ever met
17:07Eh, it's still a close call
17:09You're the biggest monster in this neighborhood
17:11That's saying a lot
17:13He's an actual monster
17:14The stunts you have pulled in this neighborhood
17:17Is just too many to even count
17:20I don't know who you think you are
17:21What?
17:22I have something to say
17:27I like him
17:30My life is so boring
17:33But tonight was the most fun I've had in years
17:37And it's all thanks to him
17:39Oh, well you've got to admit
17:42Our street got a lot more interesting when he moved in
17:45Hmm, that is true
17:48It was certainly the most memorable Columbus Day I ever had
17:51I've been meaning to ask you
17:52Did the rats symbolize the colonization of the new world
17:56By comparing the arrival of the Europeans
17:58To an infestation of vermin
18:00I didn't follow any of that
18:03What?
18:06I'm serious
18:07I didn't understand anything you just said
18:09So let me get this straight
18:16No one wants to sue me
18:18Sue you?
18:20Come on now
18:20Have a little faith in your neighbors
18:22That's what I said
18:24Are we ever going to eat?
18:29Why not?
18:32I have something I'd like to say
18:34Which one of you stole my newspaper?
18:46I'll drink to that
18:48I'll drink to that
19:18I'll drink to that
19:48I'll drink to that
20:17I'll drink to that
20:47No newspaper, huh?
21:08Just the mail
21:09Bill
21:10Junk mail
21:11Weird charty
21:12Oh
21:12How many renewal notices
21:15Is that stupid newspaper going to send me?
21:18No one stole my newspaper
21:28I forgot to renew my subscription
21:31Ironic
21:36Ironic
21:37Done in by its own creation
21:39Forgot to stop my parking brake
21:44Is this the bathroom
21:50I night
21:59So let's see what will happen, okay?
22:07Let's see what is this
22:13See you next week
22:14The bathroom?
22:15No!
22:16Go home!