The Looney Tunes Show Episode 7 Casa de Calma

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🎬 Title: Casa de Calma  📘 Plot: Bugs and Daffy go on vacation to a luxury spa resort. But their trip turns competitive when they both try to impress the same woman — starlet Tina Russo.  💡 Romance, rivalry, and ridiculousness ensue!   📺 New episodes daily on CartoonLTV – subscribe for more!  💬 Bugs vs. Daffy – who’s the better date?  🔔 Hit follow and stay tooned!  #LooneyTunes #CasaDeCalma #DaffyDuck #BugsBunny #RomanticRivalry #CartoonLTV #LooneyTunesShow #WarnerBros

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00:00When normal people travel, they fly. Or drive.

00:10Anything but this. It's not sanitary.

00:12It's nostalgic. Why don't you relax? You turn into a real maniac on these trips.

00:18I am relaxed. I'm more relaxed than you'll ever be.

00:21It's not a competition.

00:23It's a vacation. Do you even know where we're going?

00:30I'm following the directions. GPS is never wrong.

00:33I'm getting claustrophobic. Here we are.

00:39Ah! Casa de Calma. The fanciest, manciest resort on Earth.

00:48What is Casa de Calma? Spanish for false advertising?

00:53Eh, I think we're lost, Doc.

00:56Never buy a GPS from a vending machine.

01:00Hey, isn't that your uncle?

01:06Hey, Daffy, it's me, Uncle Black!

01:12I've never seen that man before in my life. Let's go.

01:23The Door is a dick.

01:24Hey, Daffy,

01:27I'm not a dick.

01:31Hey, Daffy.

01:33Hey, Daffy.

01:34Hey!

01:36Hey, Daffy.

01:37Hey!

01:39Hey, Daffy.

01:41Hey!

01:42Hey, Daffy.

01:43now this is more like it surfing scuba diving skydiving alligator wrestling cliff jumping

02:03there's so many risky activities that require skills i don't have i don't know where to start

02:07where's all your stuff i've got everything i need right here mary higgins clock and my spf tidy

02:15i'm not gonna live like there's no tomorrow i'm gonna lounge like there's no today

02:20ooh la la it's that famous starlet starlet johansson

02:31oh she's mine you hear me mine mine mine i'm the one who's always loved her i've seen all of her

02:38movies i'm her biggest fan what's her name again

02:40you think i should let that one slide yeah me neither

02:53if there's one thing women love it's a guy who knows how to show off

03:02and snort and chew with his mouth open that makes me a triple threat

03:08behold masculinity personified

03:14oh

03:25oh

03:28oh

03:33oh

03:35oh

03:37oh

03:39oh

03:41i should have started with the high dive everybody knows you always start with a high dive

03:59nice try rabbit but if you think you're gonna swoop in and steal

04:10the love of my life whose name escapes me at the moment then you are wrong r-o-n-g wrong

04:17ah

04:21this is heaven

04:23wait a second

04:27this is heaven

04:31i should have started with the platform first rule of charming a woman always die from the highest point possible

04:42second rule do not plummet to your death

04:53oh

05:06oh

05:08oh

05:10oh

05:11oh

05:15swan position

05:17into double gainer

05:18into reverse triple gainer

05:20jackson's pike

05:22this is the greatest dive ever done

05:25assume entry position

05:27position, and melt it!

05:32That's impressive, Doc.

05:34Not a single splash.

05:37What happened to the water?

05:39Oh, is that what this does?

05:57Want to play a round of golf?

06:01You mean the world's most boring game?

06:03No thanks, Grandpa.

06:12Want to play a round of golf?

06:14I thought you said it was boring.

06:16Boring? It's not boring.

06:18It's the sport of kings.

06:20That's tennis.

06:21It's America's pastime.

06:23That's baseball.

06:24It's the city by the bay.

06:26San Francisco.

06:27You say potato, I say...

06:29Well, I say potato, too.

06:32Does anyone say potato?

06:33I mean, really?

06:34Who says that?

06:35Name one person who says potato.

06:37You can't, because no one says it.

06:39No one on Earth says potato.

06:41So this is a mute point.

06:43It's moot.

06:45You say potato, I say potato.

06:56I say potato.

06:57Ah.

06:58Mmm.

07:04Mmm.

07:05Just hit the darn ball!

07:07Do you mind?

07:08You're ruining my concentration.

07:13Hurry up and concentrate!

07:14Why aren't you concentrating?

07:17Concentrate!

07:18Oh, forget it!

07:20Great shot.

07:21Let's go.

07:22What about your shot? From here? Are you crazy?

07:41Staffy, watch where you're going!

07:43I know what I'm doing!

07:45Sand? What's sand doing in the middle of a golf course?

07:53It's like some kind of trap!

07:56More lounging around? Is that what we need right now?

08:02What do you need? This?

08:07I'll send you a postcard from our honeymoon!

08:10He was a good man.

08:16Eh, who am I kidding? He was a man.

08:19Who am I kidding? He was a duck.

08:25What's water doing in the middle of a golf course?

08:27It's like some kind of hazard!

08:34You think you're gonna get hurt?

08:36Well, you haven't seen the last...

08:40I'll send you a postcard from our honeymoon.

08:43Yoo-hoo! Mind if I join you?

08:46I seem to have lost my partner.

08:47Ha! A castle fit for a king!

08:50Ha! Sand castles!

08:55You think you're gonna impress what's-her-name with sand castles?

08:57Ha! Kid stuff!

08:58Have you ever even talked to a girl?

09:00I've lost my partner!

09:02Ha! A castle fit for a king!

09:05Ha! Sand castles!

09:07You think you're gonna impress what's-her-name with sand castles?

09:10Ha! Kid stuff!

09:11Have you ever even talked to a girl?

09:13Ha! Kid stuff!

09:14Have you ever even talked to a girl?

09:17Why bother? Talk is cheap!

09:19Ladies love action!

09:20The bigger and dumber, the better!

09:21That's why you're taking me parasailing!

09:25Don't go too fast! Or too slow!

09:32Are you nuts?

09:35Sorry, my mistake!

09:37They should really label these buttons more clearly!

09:40I'll try another one!

09:42Ah!

09:44Ah!

09:46Ah!

09:48Ah!

09:50Ah!

09:52Ah!

09:54Wow! I'm flying!

09:56I'm like a bird!

09:58Wait, I am a bird!

09:59I'm like a plane!

10:01I'm like a plane!

10:02Hey, good-looking!

10:03What?

10:04Cook it!

10:05Cause it smells like...

10:06You're stirring up some love stew!

10:07You know what I think you should do?

10:08I'll tell you right after the phone!

10:09Turns around, I think you should give...

10:10me a great thing!

10:11A glass of ginger ale, cause I'm...

10:12getting things and going bad!

10:13I'm quite!

10:14Ugh!

10:15Agh!

10:16Yeah!

10:17Come on, whatever your name is!

10:18Point your lookin' balls at your future ex-husband!

10:19You dumb famous actress!

10:20You dumb famous actress!

10:23Oh, me a great thing!

10:24That's me a great thing!

10:25Lass of ginger ale, cause I'm...

10:26getting things and going bad!

10:27I'm quite!

10:29Agh!

10:31Agh!

10:32Agh!

10:33Yeah!

10:34Ugh!

10:36Come on, whatever your name is!

10:38Point your lookin' balls at your future ex-husband!

10:41You dumb famous actress!

10:43Okay, I'm ready to get down now!

11:14What's that? You want a pet clown? You're kind of old for clowns, aren't you, Doc?

11:19I want to get down!

11:21Sorry, Doc. You'll have to speak up.

11:24Put me on the beach!

11:26Well, all you had to do was ask.

11:31Ah!

11:32Ah!

11:42Ah, keep an eye out for any, uh, paparazzi.

11:45Oh, my God!

12:03Down in Juarez, Mexico, in a small adobe house,

12:11Rosanita Gonzalez gave birth to a handsome little mouse.

12:18The whole town came to celebrate the baby being born.

12:25But when they got back home they found that all their cheese was

12:31gone.

12:36You will only feel the breeze when it comes to steal your cheese.

12:40Queso Bandido!

12:44He'll set fire through the street with his tiny mousey feet to the mariachi beat.

12:49Queso Bandido!

12:53Do not leave your cheese unattended, cheddar, monta, red, jack, or blended.

12:57I will sneak inside of your pueblo.

12:59We leave you of all your manchego.

13:01Careful not to take a siesta.

13:03You will have no cheese for fiesta.

13:08Always chained by the pereales.

13:10But they ate too many tamales.

13:12They can't catch me if they tried.

13:14He'll outrun them every time.

13:20Queso Bandido!

13:26Ha ha!

13:35This is your idea of a fun vacation activity?

13:38Doing nothing?

13:39It's not just doing nothing.

13:41It's doing nothing with new age music playing in the background.

13:50You gonna eat your salad?

13:56Wow!

13:57Look!

13:58It's that lady I'm in love with!

14:00Maybe a beauty day is just what I need.

14:11Beauty day?

14:12You need a month just for your eyebrows.

14:15Joe?

14:16I don't want a massage from Joe!

14:30You take him.

14:31Off you go!

14:32I want Leslie.

14:34You must be Leslie.

14:39No, I'm Josephine.

14:42Joe for short.

14:43Well, then who's Leslie?

14:48I'm Leslie.

14:49Where do you hold your stress?

14:52You're like one big knot!

14:56Ow!

14:57Ow!

14:58Ow!

14:59Ow!

15:00Ow!

15:01Ow!

15:02Ow!

15:03Ow!

15:04Ow!

15:05Ow!

15:06Ow!

15:07Ow!

15:08Ow!

15:09Ow!

15:10Ow!

15:11Ow!

15:15Oh!

15:16Ow!

15:17Ow!

15:18Oh!

15:19Ow!

15:20Ow!

15:21Ow!

15:22Ow!

15:23Ow!

15:24Okay, oh you got that.

15:31The only thing better than doing nothing to new age music

15:39Is doing nothing to new age music

15:41Than a hundred and sixty degree sauna

15:44It's not hot enough

15:46My back is killing me

15:48Put more heat on

15:49What's the magic word?

15:52I'm dying

15:53Sorry

15:55The correct answer was please

15:57I also would have accepted Shazam

16:00Give me that

16:02If you want something done right

16:04You gotta do it yourself

16:05Eureka! I'm cured!

16:30Gotta hand it to those minerals

16:32I look like a kid again

16:34Check out that tail

16:38Like cotton candy

16:40Well, time's up, duck

16:42You better get out

16:43Oh, no

16:45I'm gonna smoke in these minerals

16:47Until I'm so young

16:48She's bluster face

16:49Will have no choice

16:50But to fall in love with me

16:52Suit yourself

16:55The butler's butler did it, huh?

17:18Mary Higgins Clark

17:19You've done it again

17:20I just remembered something

17:23Do I look younger?

17:30La-da-da-dee-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

17:38Mmm, good-looking

17:40And great with kids

17:41And I cook, too

17:43Even you wouldn't get a baby

17:49A-da-da-da-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-de

18:19BOOM!

18:31Meep meep!

18:49BOOM!

18:52AHHHHH!

18:54You ready?

18:55AHHHHHH!

18:58AHHHHH!

19:10AHHHHH!

19:15Oh, my God.

19:45The End

20:15The End

20:45Oh, ain't he precious?

20:49Give him here so I can hug him

20:51But I wanna hug him, I'll find him

20:53They get a baby

21:01And I get a baby

21:04And I get a baby

21:11And I get a baby

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