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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:44Can you help me?
00:50Sure, anything you want.
00:52I'm in very big trouble.
00:55I kill him.
00:56Will you kill him?
00:58The man who put you in big trouble.
01:00There is no man.
01:02Yo, gracias.
01:04No, it's my homework. I no finish it.
01:07I haven't even started it.
01:09But Mr. Brown is going to be very angry.
01:12Don't worry. Giovanni. He's going to fix everything.
01:15Yeah?
01:16Buona sera!
01:18Okay, who wants the homework? Only 10p each.
01:26Hey, hey, hey. 10p, no peseta.
01:30Okay, who's next?
01:32Giovanni.
01:34How we know answers are right?
01:36Sure answers are right.
01:38My landlady's little boy writes them down.
01:40Mr. Brown, please.
01:46Quiet. Quiet, please.
01:48Now, where is Mr. Brown?
01:50Mr. Brown not alive.
01:52Oh, this is too bad. He should be here.
01:54Do you want I give Mr. Brown a massage?
01:58I presume you mean message.
02:02Collected.
02:04No, thank you.
02:06No, I shall wait until he arrives.
02:08It will give me an opportunity to find out how much you have learnt.
02:11Which is precious little, I suspect.
02:13But, madame, we learn a lot from Mr. Brown.
02:16Yes.
02:17Quiet now.
02:18Quiet, quiet.
02:19Very well.
02:21Let's see if we can find out how much you've learnt from Mr. Brown.
02:25Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word catalyst?
02:30Catalyst?
02:31Well, come along, somebody.
02:33Catalyst.
02:34For favor, senora.
02:35Yes?
02:36In my country, Spain, most of the people are Roman catalysts.
02:47I don't believe it.
02:51That's not right.
02:52No?
02:53Italy's a much bigger catalyst country.
02:55No!
02:56It's fine now.
02:57It's fine now.
02:58It's fine now.
02:59Come on!
03:00Come on!
03:01Come on!
03:02Come on!
03:03Come on!
03:04Come on!
03:05Come on!
03:06Come on!
03:07Quiet!
03:08Please.
03:09Good evening, Miss Putney.
03:10It's almost.
03:11Good night.
03:12Yeah, well I'm sorry I'm late.
03:13I was detained at the paper shop.
03:14Mr. Brown, I know the times are hard, but do you have to deliver newspapers?
03:17Oh, no, no, no.
03:18I bought them.
03:19They're for the students as part of their education.
03:20Well, they certainly need some education.
03:23Yes.
03:24Well, good evening.
03:25What is that?
03:26Ah!
03:27Ah!
03:28Oh!
03:29Squeeze me, please.
03:30I'm just this moment arriving.
03:32Squeeze me again.
03:33I go.
03:34What?
03:35Ali!
03:36Ah!
03:37I come back.
03:40Are you moving house?
03:42Oh, not at all.
03:44I'm coming here straight from work.
03:46Oh, you've got a job.
03:47Yes, please.
03:48I'm a travelling sailman.
03:50I go around nicking the doors.
03:53Knocking?
03:54That is correct.
03:55What are you selling?
03:56Oh, blimey, everything.
03:58For a master or a mistress.
04:00I'll show you some example.
04:02Maybe you'll be wanting to buy something.
04:07No, thanks.
04:08I don't think that's my size.
04:09I'm so sorry, please.
04:10This case is for the lady peoples only.
04:12Oh, yes.
04:13And this case is for the men people.
04:15And everything very cut price.
04:18Ah!
04:19Look this, please.
04:20You'll not have to be tying it.
04:22And also, if you're dropping soup, you'll be wiping it off.
04:28It's jolly good plastic.
04:30Yes.
04:31Very ingenious.
04:32Only one pound fifty.
04:34You're wanting one?
04:35No, thanks.
04:36I'm telling you what I'm doing.
04:39To you, only one pound.
04:41Yeah, I don't want one, Ali.
04:42Oh.
04:43How about a jolly good shirt?
04:45Ah, it is guaranteed 100% substandard.
04:49No, thank you.
04:51Ali, you got any socks?
04:54Plenty socks.
04:55Plenty socks.
04:5650p only.
04:57Plenty woolly.
04:58Yeah, Ali.
04:59Excuse, I'm serving.
05:00Okay.
05:02I have two.
05:03Right.
05:04One, two.
05:05Money, money, money.
05:0750p.
05:08Ah.
05:09Now, tell me.
05:10Anybody wanting any under trousers?
05:12All different colors?
05:13How much?
05:14Only 50p.
05:15Ali, please.
05:16Ah, you are wanting one.
05:17I'm finding you a very good pair.
05:20Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
05:22Lovely, lovely.
05:23Red, white and blue.
05:25Just like Union Jack.
05:27Very patriotic, but no thank you.
05:30Have you any scarf?
05:32Most definitely.
05:33For you, only one pound.
05:36Made in Hong Kong.
05:37Hong Kong?
05:38I not buy from capitary stake
05:40where workers exploit it as cheap labor.
05:42Oh.
05:43Ah.
05:44Anybody else wanting something else?
05:45Ali, please.
05:46You are exchanging your money.
05:49No, I'm not.
05:50Put your suitcase away.
05:51This is not petticole.
05:53Just sit down, everybody.
05:55Come on.
05:56Oh, dear.
05:57Oh.
05:58Taro, sit down.
05:59Right, before we do anything else this evening,
06:01I want to find a monitor.
06:03Okay.
06:04You tell us where to look.
06:05We find the one.
06:07Oh, Giovanni, a monitor is a person
06:09who can take charge of the class during my absence.
06:11Somebody intelligent enough to assume responsibility.
06:14Yeah.
06:15On second thoughts, perhaps it's not such a good idea after all.
06:17Please.
06:18I think I'm making good monitor.
06:20Yeah.
06:21I think we'll alternate.
06:22Have a different one each week.
06:23It'll be good experience for you.
06:24Right.
06:25Anna, we'll start with you.
06:29If you'll just hand these round and collect the homework.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Yes, Anna.
06:33Yes.
06:34I want to hear no more foreign languages spoken in this class.
06:37From the moment you come in here,
06:38you speak English all the time.
06:40Is that understood?
06:41Ha, ha, ha.
06:43Por favor.
06:44No, por favor.
06:45Por favor.
06:46Finito.
06:47English only.
06:48Soran.
06:49Yes.
06:50Good.
06:51Thank you, Anna.
06:52Now, have you all got a newspaper?
06:53Si, professor.
06:54Right.
06:55Well, I'm going to ask you each to read out a passage from the newspaper
06:57and then we'll discuss it together, okay?
06:59Max, you start us off.
07:05Ha, American.
07:06Hembassy.
07:07Bugged.
07:11No, Max.
07:12Bugged.
07:14Hey.
07:15My boss.
07:16He all the time says he's bugged.
07:18Yes.
07:20Yes, well, that may be so, Giovanni,
07:22but the word we're dealing with is bugged.
07:24Now, read it again, Max, correctly.
07:26American.
07:27Hembassy.
07:28Bugged.
07:29Good.
07:30Good.
07:31Now, does anybody know what that means?
07:33Ah.
07:34Tarot.
07:41It means American Embassy full of little insects.
07:49Now, Tarot, they're not that sort of bugs.
07:51Listening devices.
07:52Tomila, can you read something from your newspaper?
07:55Yeah, read.
07:56Yeah, read something.
07:57Yeah, read.
07:58Yeah, read something.
07:59There.
08:00There.
08:01That's right.
08:03Ha.
08:05Ed.
08:06P.
08:07Yes, well, that's the start.
08:10Um.
08:14Late again, Ranjit?
08:15Oh, Mr. Teacher, I am apologizing most humbly.
08:18Yes.
08:19Well, perhaps next week you'll try and get here on time.
08:21I'm thinking next week I'm not being here at all.
08:25Are you leaving us?
08:26I'm going to be joining honorable ancestors.
08:27You mean you're going to die?
08:28Most definitely.
08:29I'm going to die by my own hand.
08:30Please.
08:31If you're wanting any assistance, I'm happy to be helping.
08:33I thought you didn't like Sikhs.
08:35That is why I'm happy to be helping.
08:37All right, Ali, this is no laughing matter.
08:46I think Ranjit is serious.
08:49Well, certainly I am.
08:50Why are you thinking of killing yourself?
08:51All right, Ali, this is no laughing matter. I think Ranjit is serious.
08:54Most certainly I am.
08:55Why are you thinking of killing yourself?
08:57I'm forced to be getting married.
08:59Oh-ho! You randy old chapati!
09:04You are putting some innocent lady in the pudding club!
09:07You're nothing of a certain Muslim tweet!
09:09All right, that'll do. Look, I don't understand, Ranjit.
09:11Why are you being forced to get married?
09:14According to the Sikh tradition,
09:16I was betrothed when I was 12 to Surinder,
09:19the 10-year-old daughter of the best friend of my father.
09:24She was a beautiful girl,
09:27with hair like silk,
09:29eyes like black diamonds,
09:31and a figure like a tender bamboo shoot.
09:35And now her father is saying,
09:36it is time for me to be marrying her.
09:38Well, if she said eyes like black diamonds,
09:40hair like silk, and a figure like a tender bamboo shoot,
09:42what are you complaining about?
09:43Blimey, that was 20 years ago!
09:46Now she is putting on so much weight,
09:48that from behind she's looking like an elephant.
09:52Matter of fact,
09:53she's looking like an elephant from front also.
09:57Can't you just tell her that you've changed your mind?
09:59Not at all.
10:00Only lady can change mind.
10:02I am up the creek,
10:04without a poodle.
10:06In a paddle.
10:08You not do it.
10:09It's a sin to kill yourself.
10:10It's the only cause which is left open to me.
10:14When you do this killing yourself?
10:16Tonight.
10:18Can we come and watch?
10:20This is ridiculous.
10:21People don't go around killing themselves,
10:23rather than break off an engagement.
10:24But it is my religion.
10:26In that case, why don't you marry?
10:27That will be worse than killing myself.
10:29Well go and sit down.
10:30We'll discuss whether you kill yourself or not during the tea break.
10:32Now, would you all look at your new...
10:35There is an Indian lady in my office
10:37who wishes to speak to Mr. Ranjit Singh.
10:40Excuse me, Missy.
10:42This lady,
10:43is she resembling an elephant?
10:45I wouldn't exactly put it like that,
10:47but she's rather large.
10:49Blimey, please surrender!
10:51Ask her to come along here, Miss Courtney, would you?
10:53That's very irregular.
10:54Yeah, well it is rather important.
10:55Oh, very well,
10:56but don't make a habit of it.
10:58What are you doing that for?
11:00So we can talk to her,
11:01perhaps make her see reason.
11:02It's not anywhere possible.
11:04I'd kill myself.
11:05Come on, put it in a match, Giovanni.
11:07Hold us up.
11:09Where is he?
11:10He's not here yet.
11:11Ah.
11:12I wait for him in the corridor.
11:15He is promised to me,
11:17and I swear by Holy Guru,
11:19he is having me.
11:22You have understood everything.
11:24You don't have to eat.
11:26You don't have to eat.
11:27You don't have to eat.
11:29You don't have to eat.
11:31You don't have to eat.
11:32You don't have to eat.
11:33No, no, no.
11:41Well, what am I telling you?
11:43Yes, I quite see your point about an elephant.
11:45Still, don't worry, Ranjit.
11:48I'm sure some elephants are very nice.
11:49Can I have a nice bath, please?
11:51Promise you won't kill yourself.
11:52Promise?
11:53Killing myself is not going to help me?
11:55What's the attitude?
11:58Have you ever much better, Ranjit?
12:00I kill her!
12:01No!
12:02No!
12:02No!
12:12No!
12:12No!
12:13No!
12:25Ah, you're still there?
12:27Yes, I'm still here.
12:29Look, I really think you ought to go home.
12:31No, I wait for Ranjit.
12:34Well, I don't think Ranjit will be coming tonight.
12:36I wait.
12:44Is she still being out in corridor?
12:47Yeah, I'm afraid so, Ranjit.
12:48Look, Miss Courtney is not going to be very pleased
12:50when she finds out about this.
12:51Oh, dearie me, what am I going to be doing?
12:53Well, can't you just tell her you're not going to marry her?
12:56But I am not going to be marrying Miss Courtney.
12:59I am referring to surrender.
13:02Oh, no.
13:04If I am telling her that, she's surely going to kill me.
13:07Ah, you said you were going to kill yourself.
13:10That is correct.
13:11Yes.
13:12In my country, personal commuto,
13:16para-cari,
13:18it is custom for best friend to be presental
13:22to chop of head.
13:24Chop of head?
13:26Hi.
13:31I will be happy to assist her.
13:33You will do nothing, nothing of the sort.
13:36Oh, no, no, please, everybody, just sit down.
13:38You're here to learn English.
13:39We've had enough disruption for one night.
13:41You should leave your personal problems at home.
13:42Now, look at your newspapers.
13:44Juan, read out a headline.
13:46Por favor.
13:47The newspaper.
13:49Ah, sí.
13:50The newspaper.
13:51Yeah, well, read something out.
13:53Ah.
13:54Eh...
13:55Vamos a ver.
13:56Vamos a ver.
13:57In Chris.
13:58In London.
13:59In London.
14:00Rats.
14:01London rats?
14:02Sí.
14:03In Chris.
14:04In London.
14:05Rats.
14:06Rats.
14:07Rats.
14:08Eh...
14:09In Chris.
14:10In London.
14:11Rats.
14:12Rats.
14:13Rates.
14:23Anna, your turn.
14:26Western world welcomes wind of change.
14:32Wonderful.
14:36Danielle.
14:37Prime Minister sold a pup.
14:46Good.
14:47Now that is a very good example of a figure of speech.
14:49Prime Minister sold a pup.
14:51Can you tell me what that means, Giovanni?
14:54He's buying a dog.
14:58No, it's a figure of speech.
14:59Look, let me give you another example.
15:01Prime Minister sold a dummy.
15:03Do you know what that means?
15:04Sure.
15:05Do you understand it?
15:06Yeah.
15:07It's just one thing I don't understand.
15:09Does he buy the dummy before or after he buy the pup?
15:15He doesn't buy anything.
15:17Ah, the newspaper man's a big liar.
15:21A figure of speech, I told you it's just a figure of speech.
15:24It doesn't mean what it says.
15:26Typical of imperial politicians who distort luth and suppress working classes.
15:32A figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by way of contrast or comparison.
15:36If you're being sold a pup or sold a dummy, you're being cheated or deceived.
15:40In England, we use figures of speech quite a lot.
15:42For example, we say, as quick as lightning, as light as a feather, as clean as a whistle, as blind as a...
15:48Sully?
15:49As blind as a bat.
15:50Good.
15:51Because bats cannot see.
15:52Max, as deaf as a...
15:54Postman.
15:55Now, Max, post.
15:56Because posts cannot hear.
15:57Neither can my postman.
15:58Ali.
15:59As sly as a...
16:00Sikh.
16:01Fox.
16:02Ranjeet.
16:03As mad as a...
16:04Muslim.
16:05Atta.
16:06Tarot.
16:07As drunk as a...
16:08Newton.
16:09Yeah, well, Lord is more correct.
16:10Jamila.
16:11As white as...
16:12You.
16:13Snow.
16:14Ali.
16:15As smooth as...
16:16Baby's bottoms.
16:17All right, we'll break for tea now, and continue with...
16:18the...
16:19Newsplay.
16:20In...
16:21Fargo's.
16:22Adios.
16:23Ranjeet.
16:24As mad as a...
16:25Muslim.
16:27Atta.
16:28Tarot.
16:29As drunk as a...
16:30Nuto.
16:31Well, Lord is more correct.
16:32Jamila.
16:33As white as...
16:34You.
16:35Snow.
16:36Ali.
16:37As smooth as...
16:38Baby's bottoms.
16:39All right, we'll break for tea now, and continue with the, er...
16:40Newsplay.
16:41So, we can't wait for tea, and we'll see my后.
16:44the uh newspapers when we come back all right please how am i going to be getting out without
16:50being observed by the fat one well that's your problem my problem is how to get her off the
16:55premises before miss courtney finds her look i really think you ought to go home no i stay
17:07what is going on what is going on what is going on um yes well i'm talking to this
17:14lady why is she here well she's talking to me why is she sitting in the corridor why is she
17:20sitting in the corridor must you repeat everything i say
17:34i could have sworn that woman wasn't pregnant yesterday
17:45what you do now
17:59maybe i jump out of the window you'd be lucky we're on the third floor
18:05mr brown i have a feeling that something very peculiar is going on no no everything's perfectly
18:10all right i can assure you are you going yes ah to get a cup of tea
18:31where is he now i told you he's not here but here excuse me dearie
18:35are you looking for the darky fellow with the beard and the bandage around his head
18:41he's just gone behind those curtains
18:43come out
18:52come out ranjit i am knowing you are there come out
19:06what is the meaning of this i am noticing windows very dirty so i'm cleaning them for you i like
19:27very much very much cleaning windows in the pitch dark now come in off that window ledge at once
19:33and then you have to be let's go there
19:37well you can do it
19:39no
19:40i can't wait for you
19:40it's a little bit
19:41i can't wait for you
19:42i can't wait for you
19:43i can't wait for you
19:44that's more certainly
19:46a thousand apologies
19:48no
19:48no no no no no no no i feel like that
19:51yeah well hurry up because tea breaks nearly up
19:51no no no no no no no i feel like that
19:54yeah well hurry up because tea breaks nearly up
19:55i really
19:56yeah well go on
19:58i'm going to join my ancestors
19:59don't keep them waiting too long
20:01Bye-bye, everybody.
20:03Bye.
20:04I'm doing it now.
20:05So you keep saying.
20:07This is it, then.
20:10Come on, hurry up.
20:17Maybe I'm going to have a cup of coffee before I do it.
20:21Ranjeet, we all know you haven't the slightest intention of killing yourself,
20:24so put your knife away and let's discuss this properly.
20:27Now, Surinder, as I understand it,
20:28you and Ranjeet here were both betrothed when they were children.
20:32Most definitely.
20:33Now he's not wanting to marry me.
20:35Yeah, well, you can't get married unless you love each other.
20:37It is his duty to be marrying me.
20:40Otherwise, I'm losing my face.
20:42I think she's lost it already.
20:45You wouldn't be happy together.
20:47I mean, can't you just agree to release Ranjeet from his promise?
20:49And what is to become of me?
20:51Well, I'm sure you'll meet somebody else.
20:53Ah.
20:54If I think I'll meet another man,
20:56Oh, I'm most gladly, really, Ranjeet.
21:00You would?
21:01Most certainly.
21:03But who is having me now?
21:05You know, Surinder,
21:07there is something Mr. Brown is not telling you.
21:10There is?
21:11Oh, yes, indeed.
21:13He has special reason for wanting you not to be marrying me.
21:17I have.
21:19He is wanting to marry her himself?
21:24He is wanting to be marrying me.
21:26I'm wanting to marry her.
21:28Oh, accent.
21:29Oh, accent.
21:31Oh, accent.
21:32Oh, accent.
21:32Oh, accent.
21:39Hello.
21:40Hello, Mr. Brown.
21:41Good evening, Gladys.
21:42Here.
21:43When's the happy day, then?
21:45There's not going to be any happy day.
21:46It was all a complete misunderstanding.
21:49Oh, what a pity.
21:50And I thought you and Surinder made a lovely couple.
21:55With all due respect, she was a couple on her own.
22:00I think it's just for nice.
22:01Nice.
22:02I don't know.
22:02Good evening.
22:03Good evening.
22:05Right, before we start,
22:06I've checked your homework last night.
22:11And I have a feeling that there's been some sort of chicanery going on.
22:14We not know what you mean.
22:16No, Giovanni.
22:17Well, I'll tell you.
22:18Firstly, there's the fact that five of them are all in the same handwriting.
22:23It's a sheer coincidence.
22:27And is it also a coincidence that you all answered question seven as follows?
22:31Question explain what is wrong with the following sentence.
22:34My dogs is in the garden.
22:37Answer, I do not have a garden.
22:39You owe me tippy.
22:42I want my tippy.
22:43Yes, well, you will all receive extra homework tonight.
22:48And please, this time, make sure that you do it yourselves.
22:52I am apologising again.
22:54But I am delayed by Surinder.
22:57Well, I thought she'd agreed to release you from your marriage vow.
22:59Oh, yes, she has.
23:01But her father is coming to see you about your marriage vow.
23:04Look, there's not going to be any wedding.
23:07I have broken it off.
23:08Oh, dearie me.
23:09How painful.
23:12I have written to Surinder's parents explaining that I cannot possibly marry their daughter.
23:16I've also pointed out the differences between our religious and cultural backgrounds
23:19and the fact that I have no intention of marrying anyone.
23:23Oh.
23:25You should have got the letter this morning.
23:27Oh, yes, he did.
23:28That is why he is coming.
23:30He is hoping to be slicing you into many pieces.
23:33Pardon?
23:34He is saying you are bringing disgrace on his daughter.
23:37Don't be ridiculous.
23:38This isn't a Punjab.
23:39It's England, a civilised country.
23:41People just don't go around slicing each other up.
23:43And I shall tell him so.
23:44Oh, is this illegitimate off thing of a six-lucket camera?
23:49Oh, blimey.
23:49I am not knowing where he is.
23:51He's not here.
23:52He has a migrable.
23:53Oh, yeah.
23:53Oh, yeah.
24:14So, you are bringingbekini.
24:24Oh, yeah.
24:25Oh, yeah.
24:26Oh, yeah.
24:27Oh, yeah.
24:27Oh, yeah.
24:28Oh, yeah.
24:30Oh, yeah.