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  • 4/23/2025
Jeff and Justin drove to Nashville to crash the CMAs and boy did they succeed. Jeff even found himself writing music FOR Russell. It didn't go well!

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00:00All right, y'all, who's ready to make Russell Dickerson's next number one?
00:05Hi, Jeff.
00:06Hi, Jeff.
00:07Arty, how are you?
00:08Hey, bro.
00:09Good to see you.
00:09Hey, man.
00:10Really, uh...
00:10Jeff Kirchner.
00:11Good to see you.
00:11I'm right here.
00:12Jeff Kirchner, good to see you.
00:14Good to see you.
00:14Jeff, nice to see you.
00:15Nice to see you.
00:16All right, so, Arty.
00:19Yo.
00:20Let's get down to brass tacks here, okay?
00:23Congrats on the number one.
00:24Woo, that's how long we're going to celebrate, because it's what's next that's going to make
00:28you great.
00:29All right, and I've got it for you.
00:31Right now?
00:32Arty, last night, I couldn't sleep.
00:34You want to know why?
00:35Why?
00:36It hit me like a train, your next number one single.
00:39You sing about ladies all the time.
00:41We need to get back to singing about trucks.
00:43Yeah?
00:44You know what I mean?
00:44Okay.
00:45It's the first lady in your life is your first truck.
00:47Are you ready?
00:48Yeah.
00:49I was a truck stuck on the highway.
00:52I called AAA to tow my ride.
00:55And when they came to my help, five stars on my yelp, they towed her away and I just cried.
01:04What do you think so far?
01:06Not bad?
01:06Uh.
01:07Let me keep going.
01:08I came alive when I first saw her.
01:12A blue paint job makes you say burr.
01:15My blue Tacoma makes the ladies purr.
01:19This is my truck.
01:21Word.
01:22What do we think?
01:25I mean, I think it's a smash.
01:28Uh.
01:30I don't want to be the one to ruin your life.
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35But, uh, that sounds exactly like my song, Yours.
01:40It's a blatant ripoff of yours.
01:42Yours.
01:43I mean, that's not, that is exactly the same.
01:46So.
01:46Yours.
01:47Nah.
01:48We got, we got two, two, two avenues here.
01:51Okay.
01:52Okay.
01:52I'm pro, first of all, let me just say round of applause.
01:55Let me just say round of applause.
01:57Eat for effort.
01:58Eat for effort.
01:59Eat for effort.
02:00Um.
02:00But we're gonna, we're gonna have to take some legal action here.
02:04Repercussions?
02:05Yeah.
02:05Okay.
02:06But.
02:06Is there a bathroom?
02:07There's no.
02:08Is there a bathroom in here?
02:08Yes.
02:09Yep.
02:10Just gotta go check that out.
02:11Thanks, Rd.
02:12Appreciate ya.
02:15The hell?
02:16That was, that was yours.
02:19Hey, I didn't mean to crush your dream.
02:20Thanks for not taking legal action.
02:22Yeah, yeah.
02:22I appreciate it.
02:22But now, I say we just play the number one single, baby.
02:27God Gave Me a Girl.
02:29You ready?
02:30On the uke.
02:31On the uke.
02:31On the uke.
02:31This is Luke the uke, by the way.
02:33Luke the uke.
02:34All right.
02:35One, two, three.
02:37God gave me a girl, girl.
02:39Give me a kiss, kiss.
02:41Give me a feeling that I'd still get.
02:44Every time I look in her eyes, I don't deserve it.
02:48I don't know why.
02:50She gave me her hand, I gave her a ring.
02:53And as soon as I could, I gave her my last name.
02:57Now, I want to give it forever.
02:59But I want him if it ain't do better.
03:02God gave me a girl.
03:06God gave him a number one, baby.
03:08Yeah!
03:09Yeah!
03:10R.D.
03:11R.D.

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