Black in the Back

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving stranger danger and the mention of a confusing bumper sticker takes the segment down a different road all together.

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00:00Stranger danger alert to tell you about right now.

00:11The Troy School District has issued this.

00:13Fox 2 has the story.

00:15I think it's disgusting and sad things like that happen.

00:19A man driving a white four-door sedan with tinted windows called out to the girls, pulled over, and flashed himself.

00:26The man is described as black or Indian, approximately in his 30s.

00:31Again, that description of the suspect is vague.

00:34A man in his 30s, black or Indian, with an accent, possibly.

00:39However, there was something identifiable on the car we want to share with you.

00:43Something that said black in the back.

00:45So if anyone knows who this is, call Troy Police right away.

00:50Something on the car said black in the back?

00:53Sounds like a bumper sticker.

00:54Like a bumper sticker, and they picked out one word.

00:56They didn't say they had a black girl booty?

00:58I don't know.

00:59I think.

00:59Black in the back?

01:00I think she was saying black in the back.

01:02Not that it was on the back of the car.

01:03Like something on the car said black in the back.

01:06But even black in the...

01:07Just odd.

01:11It's an odd one.

01:14What's your bet?

01:14Indian guy or black guy?

01:16I don't think an Indian guy would have a black in the back bumper sticker.

01:19I don't think so either.

01:19And I also, I think we did a thing on Indian guys not exactly show off material.

01:28I don't know about that.

01:30I think they should be able to nail it down.

01:32I think if you're a pervert, you're a pervert.

01:34You don't really care about your dong size.

01:35I think you do.

01:37So he had an accent, though.

01:38The girl said, too.

01:40What kind of accent?

01:42Yeah, I don't know.

01:43Black in the...

01:45What does it mean?

01:46Okay, so according to Urban Dictionary, one who is not of African descent, but has an ass

01:51that is larger than generally seen in that person's ethnicity.

01:56So like, I'm a white guy, but I'm black in the back.

01:59Yeah, exactly.

02:00No, and I knew what that was implying.

02:03So is it an Indian guy with a big black butt?

02:06No.

02:06Is that who we should be looking for?

02:07That should be easy to find.

02:09No.

02:10No, no, no.

02:11What are we looking for here?

02:12It's an Indian guy.

02:13No, it would be, if you're looking for an Indian guy, it's an Indian guy who's into chicks

02:17with big asses.

02:20He doesn't have a big...

02:21He doesn't.

02:22No.

02:22It doesn't.

02:23You don't...

02:23You're like, I know him.

02:24I don't.

02:25He's got a big ass.

02:27Big ass guy.

02:29Oh, he's definitely black in the back.

02:31Well, he's got a black in the back bumper sticker, so does...

02:36Is he saying he's got a big ass himself?

02:40No.

02:41Yeah, I've never seen a bumper sticker that said black in the back.

02:43That would stick in my mind.

02:44Yes, it would.

02:46What does that mean?

02:46Yeah, exactly.

02:47And if you knew the person, you'd know they had it.

02:49You were like, oh my God.

02:51I can't believe you put that on there.

02:52Right.

02:53But if it's an Indian guy with a giant black ass, you owe me an apology, Chuck.

02:57Yes, but I'm going to be fine on this.

03:02Yeah.

03:03Someone said, I work with an Indian guy with a huge ass.

03:06Really?

03:06I'm checking his car today.

03:07Oh my God.

03:10Poor big-ass Indian guys today.

03:12I know.

03:13Really?

03:14Oh, yes, he's very good.

03:15I am black in the back.

03:16If you're an Indian guy with a big ass, I don't think you're putting a sticker on your car's thing.

03:20No, exactly.

03:20That's why Dave being chief of police is weird.

03:24Dave sees that sticker and then he's like, all right, boys.

03:28Be on the lookout for Indian guys with huge asses.

03:31And everyone's like, yeah, but that's not what the...

03:33Ah, well.

03:34Okay, chief.

03:37Keep your goddamn eyes open for an Indian guy with a huge ass.

03:42It has to be.

03:43I want to see him.

03:44An Indian guy whose ass is so big he bought a bumper sticker to announce it to the goddamn world.

03:52I want to see him so bad.

03:54It's definitely not an Indian guy.

03:56I want to see a lineup of them.

03:58I have got a great big ass.

04:00You have to be like thin everywhere else and just have a big ass.

04:02See, that's a thing.

04:03Oh, my junk is in my trunk.

04:04Yeah.

04:06I am telling you, I gain all of my weight only in my backside.

04:10I have what you call a caboose.

04:16A booty.

04:18A pillow booty.

04:19Someone said maybe it's a dyslexic guy that loves ACDC.

04:24Oh, Black in the Back, my favorite song.

04:26Black in the Back.

04:28I'm an Indian guy.

04:35I have lots of junk inside my trunk.

04:36I am an Indian guy.

04:37I have lots of junk inside my trunk.

04:39Send a picture.

04:39I want to see it.

04:40Lisa wants to see your big Indian ass.

04:41Yeah.

04:43This is crazy, guys.

04:45Wow.

04:45Lisa wants to see big ass Indians right now.

04:49Tweet us.

04:50I'm going to get Lisa this bumper sticker.

04:51Tweet us your big ass.

04:52She can't even say it.

04:53Hashtag it.

04:55Hashtag.

04:55What do you want them to hashtag it?

05:00Big Indian ass.

05:02Okay.

05:02Hashtag big Indian ass.

05:03I'm an Indian guy.

05:04I'm going to back that thing up.

05:09Unusual.

05:09This was an unexpected twist in that story.

05:11Yeah.

05:13Black in the Back.

05:14Because they definitely, in the written news story, put it in quotes.

05:19Like, it's not in the back of the car.

05:22It is black in the back is the bumper sticker.

05:26It's written somewhere on the car.

05:29Black in the Back.

05:30I've never seen a bumper sticker like that.

05:32Eat a sec.

05:34It's been too long.

05:35I'm glad to be back.

05:36Well, I thought for sure we'd figure this out, but now I'm not so sure.

05:40There's many different paths this one could take, but be on the lookout.

05:43This is why it's hard being a cop.

05:45Yeah.

05:46A four-door white sedan with black in the back on a bumper sticker.

05:51Or back in black.

05:52Or back in black.

05:53One of the two.

05:55Something with back in black.

05:56Lisa's still looking for Indian guys with big asses to send her an email.

06:00Hashtag it.

06:00Make sure.

06:01Hashtag.

06:01Or tweet.

06:02Yeah, tweet.

06:03Tweet.

06:04Look up Lisa Way on Twitter and tweet her you're black.

06:06You're black Indian ass.

06:08Yeah, there it is.

06:10That's so weird.

06:11Dave's official.

06:12Tweet us you're black Indian ass.

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