A Confusing Toupee

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story out of Fort Myers that features a guy with a very confusing hairpiece that changes it's position throughout the segment.

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00:00so our next story takes us to fort myers where a credit card thief buys fifteen hundred dollars

00:09worth of yeti coolers that in itself whatever it's the dude's hairpiece in the story that has

00:15me completely confused it's like the news showed up and he just grabbed a hairpiece and whichever

00:23was closest clocked it on his head the news is here quick give me something grab me that one yeah

00:29here's a here's a toilet run if it's his it's not on right oh or if it's someone else's i don't know

00:37what's going on i don't know what's going on you guys surprised him it surprised me when i saw it

00:42the news surprised him here's the story from nbc2 let's take a listen in to the report here if we

00:50didn't come and i felt like i've been cheated no what's oh you guys is it on backwards is that

00:56is that what that is what's that's not just a what's happening what is this maybe that's his

01:03is that a disguise is it his pandemic hair is he trying not to look is he doesn't want to be

01:09identified in the news oh no that's just his look he went to the wig shop and he's like give me the

01:14dumb and dumber with extra in the back yeah extra in the little it's a dumb and dumber up front and

01:19a little part mullet uh used abused officials say that this guy right here bought 2100 worth of

01:29yeti coolers in fort myers and in naples and let another guy foot the bill the victim says the thief

01:35uses stolen credit card information for the purchases now nbc2 zach barrett talked to the

01:39man who is worried this is only the beginning i don't know if they made a distraction or what but

01:47somehow the card got left in the reader dennis oats he's like the monkeys you know the davy jones

01:53yeah yeah yeah hey hey hey where the monkeys like that monkey around yeah hairstyle but but not

02:02but it's like you chopped off their scalp right and plopped it on yours on yours it doesn't match

02:11where his ears are no he looks like he was in a phlobie accident either it's not he hasn't put it

02:16on right or it's not his he just borrowed someone's for the news dave is it possible that the little

02:21tiny bit in the front by his forehead do you see the little bit yeah do you think that part of that's

02:28his real hair and then the and then the crown is the wig i don't i can't make heads or tails of it

02:36back to the story here quickly realized his card was being swiped around the area right away i get

02:42a text message that had been used at uh ace ace hardware vanita for 1500 bucks that's the suspect

02:49in the black shirt who wears a long sleeve black sweater on 85 degree day the items in his heart

02:55it got worse it's like the end of kingpin you guys wait what happened there what um did he put it

03:04on this is differently what did he turn it around for the news what just happened to it like the

03:10reporter put him in the headlock what just happened it's it's drastically different is it crazy windy

03:17did it it's drastically different it's windy huh listen we're watching him talk and nothing's

03:23blowing around what happened what is just like a different person the reporter gave him a bunch of

03:32noogies yeah that's what noogies the reporter gave him noogies it does look like he was noogie'd

03:39yeah it does it does all of a sudden now he almost has a middle part why does he you guys if it's a

03:46hairpiece it's the worst hairpiece ever it doesn't make sense around his ears or back of his head did

03:51the hair in the front ever come all the way down to his eyebrows or did he grab it and reposition it

03:56we gotta look at the before and after yeah we do we do side by side okay we'll go back we'll come

04:01back to it i know oats canceled this card and got his money back but his info could still be out there

04:07i heard now it can go on the dark web he's got the number and they can use this guy's hair

04:12i don't understand okay it's different again these types of uh transactions can wind up on your credit

04:21report better qualified president paul oster i'm getting uh i'm getting a hairpiece just didn't

04:26laugh this much your identity could still be in the hands of people it's not as easy as you would

04:31think to have those uh negative accounts removed once they've been reported to the credit bureau

04:37and you may not even know it you might not realize that the theft occurred a week ago a month ago

04:44you know two months ago oster says to carry one credit card with you and always monitor your

04:50purchases meanwhile

04:51oh my god you guys i don't understand what's up with this guy's hair

05:06well it's clear he he grabbed it off the counter slapped it on when the news showed up and it was

05:14not on but what's the difference between like a few minutes in that report like it would go back to

05:20like andy said was he attacked by a wayward like an iguana fell out of a tree or something

05:25i we're gonna tweet this out so you guys can see it because it's just something you got to see for

05:30yourself twitter.com slash dave and chuck if you want to see the video of this nbc2 news story

05:34this guy's hair doesn't make sense things got wild between that first part of the interview and the

05:39second part someone said did he sneeze

05:41it looks like he had sex

05:46it is it's like he did not have sex

05:50we can we can scratch that off the list

05:52it looks like between he went and had some sex real quick

05:56hi how you doing just let me have sex i'll be right back there okay

06:02it's two different people all right so we're gonna put the before and afters up at instagram

06:08search dave and chuck the freak and you can see it there

06:11so you can judge for yourself what happened to this guy because it doesn't make sense to us

06:16maybe it was somebody who was blowing leaves around or something

06:19hit him real bad before he was talking about

06:23talking about stuff

06:25you

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