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Swirly Swirl
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4/17/2025
On today's Peep Show Dave & Chuck talk about a Cake Boss who is going to have a TLC special about his freak accident that may leave him to no longer be able to do any swirly swirls.
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all right we called this you guys we said tlc is going to totally capitalize on the cake boss's
00:10
accident oh they're going to have a special they're going to do you know be so sad he won't
00:15
be able to yeah things it'll be tragic it's exactly what they're doing tlc's buddy a road
00:22
to recovery oh yeah air in january uh focusing on his career threatening hand injury
00:29
after he got his hand impaled many times by a malfunctioning pin setter in his home bowling
00:37
alley geez here's a little taste of it here oh it does show the tragic footage of him trying to
00:43
ice a cake and he can't do it just like we said yeah that's exactly it it's like they were listening
00:49
after an accident it's like my hand was pounded will the cake boss
00:57
oh no no no he can't he can't even decorate a cake so he's right-handed in his cake decorating
01:07
and he just tried to do lefty lefties swirly swirl on it yeah
01:11
i love the second comment down there about the whole thing no i'm sorry he had an accident let's
01:20
get real though of course i'll be able to decorate cakes anything for attention and ratings yeah
01:24
probably did that on purpose he probably okay so this one you're gonna try a swirly swirl you're
01:29
gonna destroy it okay go go buddy ruin that swirly swirl don't go in there he can't do his
01:34
swirly swirl wait until they add music to it wait until the sad music oh that's it we gotta slow
01:40
it down and you don't know pain till you try to decorate a cake with a bad hand they told me i'll
01:46
never do it again they told me no swirly swirls roses are out buddy yeah it's your doctor can i do
01:55
swirly swirls with my left hand you shoot me straight i'm the cake boss buddy yeah your left
02:02
hand uh-huh obviously is fine nothing happened to it that's right yeah you can do anything with it
02:08
but i don't know my will my right hand ever be able to do the swirly swirls again because they're
02:13
very important people love their swirly swirls it's what made me the cake boss are we on tv right
02:18
now absolutely yes your right hand has been pounded to oblivion by a steel object are you saying
02:28
ever ever make a swirly again with that right hand it's oblivion it's i mean no bones are left
02:35
can you be more clear will i be able to make roses what about fondant you will never squeeze
02:44
another bag of icing you will never have a icing gun no in your hand what do i do i would kill
02:53
yourself fair enough for you that is what i would do doctor i'm just a doctor doctor says i should
02:59
kill myself maybe get a second opinion hi doctor the last doctor told me to kill myself because i
03:06
can't make swirly swirls anymore i'm a cake boss you're a boss of cakes correct and i'm trying to
03:11
make uh you know these cakes with these swirly swirls roses like i find it you try to do some of the
03:18
swirls with the left hand right they say let me see you do it yeah see oh that's terrible that's
03:23
terrible i would not buy that i would never buy that cape told me to kill myself and i need a
03:30
second i gotta be honest you might want to kill yourself no i'm doing it give us hope yeah and
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then there's a third doctor hey hey well yeah i'm a real creepy quack yeah where'd you come from i bet
03:43
we can fix that hand yeah you're gonna give me a terminator hand you got that right very cool
03:49
last two guys told me to kill myself yeah don't listen to them i almost did i'm gonna string you
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up have you ever thought of putting a cadaver hand i never thought about a franken hand oh god we just
04:03
need to find someone's hand yeah just chop this one off put that one on and then i'll throw me
04:07
yeah i got an idea we're gonna flip your left hand over upside down and we're gonna reattach it very
04:12
cool i love that idea pinky will be your thumb and then he like uh he like shows up the next day he's
04:18
like my hand wakes up in the middle of the night tries to kill people what a twist yeah i never
04:23
told him that part like that movie idle hands they're doing a two-hour special actually it's
04:27
going to be um december 23rd muddy balastro road to recovery it'll film the dramatic events that
04:33
unfolded in real time with footage captured immediately after the mishap along with surgeries
04:38
his rehab and his first days back on the job when he couldn't do a single swirly swirl i just he's
04:43
like i gotta rename the business to stupid cakes i don't like this real stupid cake i got you a cake
04:50
doc oh my god for telling me to kill myself here's a here's a this is one of our stupid cakes you're
04:58
now stupid cakes right that's right can i tell you is it if i was looking for a stupid cake
05:04
this is it i appreciate that it's all a little praise i'm glad you didn't kill yourself i'm glad
05:11
i didn't listen to you as well looks like your left hand has been surgically implanted onto your
05:15
right arm that's true yeah i went to a real quacky thing kind of uh frankenstein me up a little bit
05:20
that's not going to work made the cakes even stupider which i guess with the new business upside
05:24
down hand thanks for your support even though you did try to tell me to kill myself i do appreciate
05:29
you would have been better off i think to the tune of careless whisper i'm never gonna bake
05:34
again this crippled hand and got no feeling yep you will never bake again but stupid cakes will
05:41
take off right no oh of course not right now his hand is about 10 to 15 percent of its pre-accident
05:48
strength listen it got pounded like a metal bowling machine was having sex with his hand okay
05:53
with a metal dick 10 to 15 that's it yeah it was a real penetration buddy stupid cake stupid cake
06:00
yeah this guy was once the best he once was the cake boss yeah now he does stupid cakes stupid cakes
06:07
oh it looks bad sorry about that sorry about that in your surely swirls yeah this is are his cakes not
06:12
that i don't know all i've had i've never had his cake i've only had his little lobster pastries that
06:17
they make is that amazing when we went to vegas in vegas is that what we yeah whatever i got i got
06:21
powdered sugar or something i'll cook all over my purse ruined it oh my god oh my god cue up the
06:29
sad music it was never the same that's all i know can i tell you what happened to your purse
06:34
is that uh icing sugar have you thought of just killing yourself i probably would at this point
06:42
because that is terrible you will never make that i love the doctor that just tells you to kill
06:47
yourself i am i am one of the most honest yeah absolutely so ruined we'll see if he recovers
06:55
yeah we'll see if the swirly swirls return yeah swirl swirls
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