Swirly Swirl

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On today's Peep Show Dave & Chuck talk about a Cake Boss who is going to have a TLC special about his freak accident that may leave him to no longer be able to do any swirly swirls.

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00:00all right we called this you guys we said tlc is going to totally capitalize on the cake boss's

00:10accident oh they're going to have a special they're going to do you know be so sad he won't

00:15be able to yeah things it'll be tragic it's exactly what they're doing tlc's buddy a road

00:22to recovery oh yeah air in january uh focusing on his career threatening hand injury

00:29after he got his hand impaled many times by a malfunctioning pin setter in his home bowling

00:37alley geez here's a little taste of it here oh it does show the tragic footage of him trying to

00:43ice a cake and he can't do it just like we said yeah that's exactly it it's like they were listening

00:49after an accident it's like my hand was pounded will the cake boss

00:57oh no no no he can't he can't even decorate a cake so he's right-handed in his cake decorating

01:07and he just tried to do lefty lefties swirly swirl on it yeah

01:11i love the second comment down there about the whole thing no i'm sorry he had an accident let's

01:20get real though of course i'll be able to decorate cakes anything for attention and ratings yeah

01:24probably did that on purpose he probably okay so this one you're gonna try a swirly swirl you're

01:29gonna destroy it okay go go buddy ruin that swirly swirl don't go in there he can't do his

01:34swirly swirl wait until they add music to it wait until the sad music oh that's it we gotta slow

01:40it down and you don't know pain till you try to decorate a cake with a bad hand they told me i'll

01:46never do it again they told me no swirly swirls roses are out buddy yeah it's your doctor can i do

01:55swirly swirls with my left hand you shoot me straight i'm the cake boss buddy yeah your left

02:02hand uh-huh obviously is fine nothing happened to it that's right yeah you can do anything with it

02:08but i don't know my will my right hand ever be able to do the swirly swirls again because they're

02:13very important people love their swirly swirls it's what made me the cake boss are we on tv right

02:18now absolutely yes your right hand has been pounded to oblivion by a steel object are you saying

02:28ever ever make a swirly again with that right hand it's oblivion it's i mean no bones are left

02:35can you be more clear will i be able to make roses what about fondant you will never squeeze

02:44another bag of icing you will never have a icing gun no in your hand what do i do i would kill

02:53yourself fair enough for you that is what i would do doctor i'm just a doctor doctor says i should

02:59kill myself maybe get a second opinion hi doctor the last doctor told me to kill myself because i

03:06can't make swirly swirls anymore i'm a cake boss you're a boss of cakes correct and i'm trying to

03:11make uh you know these cakes with these swirly swirls roses like i find it you try to do some of the

03:18swirls with the left hand right they say let me see you do it yeah see oh that's terrible that's

03:23terrible i would not buy that i would never buy that cape told me to kill myself and i need a

03:30second i gotta be honest you might want to kill yourself no i'm doing it give us hope yeah and

03:37then there's a third doctor hey hey well yeah i'm a real creepy quack yeah where'd you come from i bet

03:43we can fix that hand yeah you're gonna give me a terminator hand you got that right very cool

03:49last two guys told me to kill myself yeah don't listen to them i almost did i'm gonna string you

03:56up have you ever thought of putting a cadaver hand i never thought about a franken hand oh god we just

04:03need to find someone's hand yeah just chop this one off put that one on and then i'll throw me

04:07yeah i got an idea we're gonna flip your left hand over upside down and we're gonna reattach it very

04:12cool i love that idea pinky will be your thumb and then he like uh he like shows up the next day he's

04:18like my hand wakes up in the middle of the night tries to kill people what a twist yeah i never

04:23told him that part like that movie idle hands they're doing a two-hour special actually it's

04:27going to be um december 23rd muddy balastro road to recovery it'll film the dramatic events that

04:33unfolded in real time with footage captured immediately after the mishap along with surgeries

04:38his rehab and his first days back on the job when he couldn't do a single swirly swirl i just he's

04:43like i gotta rename the business to stupid cakes i don't like this real stupid cake i got you a cake

04:50doc oh my god for telling me to kill myself here's a here's a this is one of our stupid cakes you're

04:58now stupid cakes right that's right can i tell you is it if i was looking for a stupid cake

05:04this is it i appreciate that it's all a little praise i'm glad you didn't kill yourself i'm glad

05:11i didn't listen to you as well looks like your left hand has been surgically implanted onto your

05:15right arm that's true yeah i went to a real quacky thing kind of uh frankenstein me up a little bit

05:20that's not going to work made the cakes even stupider which i guess with the new business upside

05:24down hand thanks for your support even though you did try to tell me to kill myself i do appreciate

05:29you would have been better off i think to the tune of careless whisper i'm never gonna bake

05:34again this crippled hand and got no feeling yep you will never bake again but stupid cakes will

05:41take off right no oh of course not right now his hand is about 10 to 15 percent of its pre-accident

05:48strength listen it got pounded like a metal bowling machine was having sex with his hand okay

05:53with a metal dick 10 to 15 that's it yeah it was a real penetration buddy stupid cake stupid cake

06:00yeah this guy was once the best he once was the cake boss yeah now he does stupid cakes stupid cakes

06:07oh it looks bad sorry about that sorry about that in your surely swirls yeah this is are his cakes not

06:12that i don't know all i've had i've never had his cake i've only had his little lobster pastries that

06:17they make is that amazing when we went to vegas in vegas is that what we yeah whatever i got i got

06:21powdered sugar or something i'll cook all over my purse ruined it oh my god oh my god cue up the

06:29sad music it was never the same that's all i know can i tell you what happened to your purse

06:34is that uh icing sugar have you thought of just killing yourself i probably would at this point

06:42because that is terrible you will never make that i love the doctor that just tells you to kill

06:47yourself i am i am one of the most honest yeah absolutely so ruined we'll see if he recovers

06:55yeah we'll see if the swirly swirls return yeah swirl swirls

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