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Karaoke Actually Means “Open Bar”: A Celebration At The Love Shack.
Proving Ground
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7/3/2024
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Karaoke actually means open bar, a celebration at the Love Shack.
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It was the middle of the 80s, and a high school friend told me about a wondrous new thing
00:10
he had just witnessed the night before at his favorite watering hole.
00:14
You could choose a favorite song, stand in front of a microphone, and instantly alienate
00:19
everyone else in the room.
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It was called karaoke.
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Not being a singer myself, I really struggled to cough up an enthusiasm hairball for this
00:27
successor to dwarf tossing.
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A few years later, another friend took me out to a local bar for karaoke night.
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My first selection ever was Elvis Presley's Marie's The Name of his latest flame, and
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it seemed to go okay.
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A few rounds later, I'm taking on Motown, Stax, and Creedence Clearwater Revival.
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I became a convert and maintained that lifestyle for 20 years after that.
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I even got to be a karaoke host a few times.
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I've got friends in low places, I've spent jukebox money at the Love Shack, and I don't
01:01
even call people by their names.
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I miss the earliest versions of karaoke, when singers relied more on liquid courage than
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actual ability.
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One night, I saw a guy belting out Don Henley's All She Wants to Do is Dance just before falling
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over the speaker and monitor.
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I thought all she wanted to do was dance, but all he wanted to do was walk.
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