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College Homesickness
Proving Ground
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8/30/2024
From "The REAL College Survival Guide" by Kevin Lawson
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You know, they say college is the best time of your life.
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They don't mention that it's also the time when you realize just how much you miss your
00:08
mom's cooking.
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I mean, I thought I was ready for this whole independence thing.
00:14
But I didn't realize that independence meant eating instant ramen for breakfast, lunch,
00:20
and dinner.
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I've become a connoisseur of microwave meals.
00:24
I can tell you the subtle differences between the various brands of mac and cheese.
00:29
And let me tell you, there are some serious contenders out there.
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But nothing, absolutely nothing, can compare to my mom's homemade lasagna.
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I'd trade my entire collection of ramen cups for just one slice of that cheesy goodness.
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And then there's the laundry situation.
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I thought I was a pro at doing laundry back home.
00:51
But apparently, there's a whole new level of laundry anxiety when you're at college.
00:56
Back home, my mom would sort everything for me.
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Now, I'm standing in front of the washing machine, staring at my clothes like they're
01:04
a complex math problem.
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Do I separate colors?
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Do I wash my whites with my reds?
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Is that a thing?
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I once accidentally turned all my whites pink, and I swear I could hear my mom's disappointed
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sigh echoing through the phone when I told her.
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You should have listened to me, she said, and I could practically see her shaking her
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head.
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And let's not even get started on the social aspect of college.
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I thought I'd be making friends left and right.
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But instead, I'm sitting alone in the dining hall, pretending to be engrossed in my phone,
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while I watch everyone else laugh and chat.
01:41
I've become a master at the art of looking busy.
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I've even started taking notes in my notebook, and I don't even know what I'm writing.
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It's just doodles of my cat, who I miss more than I ever thought possible.
01:54
I mean, who knew a fluffy ball of fur could be my emotional support animal from three
01:59
hundred miles away?
02:01
Then there's the whole finding-your-way-around-campus ordeal.
02:05
I thought I'd be navigating like a pro, but I've ended up in the wrong lecture hall more
02:10
times than I can count.
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I've walked into a biology class, thinking it was my history lecture, and sat there for
02:17
a good ten minutes before realizing that no one else was taking notes on the French Revolution.
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I just sat there, nodding along as the professor talked about mitochondria, trying to blend
02:29
in like I was supposed to be there.
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Spoiler alert, I wasn't.
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And the weather!
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Oh, the weather.
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Back home, I had a routine.
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I knew when to wear my favorite sweater and when to break out the flip-flops.
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Here, it's like Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on me.
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One minute it's sunny, and I'm basking in the glow of a beautiful day.
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And the next, it's pouring rain, and I'm drenched, looking like a drowned rat.
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I've never appreciated my umbrella more, but of course, I left it at home.
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Classic!
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But you know what?
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Amid all the chaos and confusion, I've learned to cope with this homesickness in my own quirky
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way.
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I've started a little ritual where I FaceTime my mom every Sunday.
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I sit in my tiny dorm room, surrounded by my collection of ramen, and we talk about
03:24
everything and nothing.
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She tells me about the neighbors, and I tell her about my laundry disasters.
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It's like a lifeline, a reminder that even though I'm miles away, I'm still connected
03:37
to home.
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So here's to the homesickness, the ramen, the laundry mishaps, and the awkward social
03:45
moments.
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College may not be what I expected, but it's definitely an adventure.
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And who knows?
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Maybe one day, I'll look back on this and laugh.
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Preferably while eating a slice of that lasagna.
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