- 6/19/2024
John Rich | Barstool Rundown
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00:00Welcome to the Rundown, it is Thursday, June 19th, Juneteenth.
00:07Happy Juneteenth to everyone who is celebrating national holiday.
00:10Today the Rundown is brought to you by NASCAR.
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00:24Entertainment filled weekend with your favorite artists featuring Keith Urban, the Chainsmokers,
00:28Black Keys, and Lauren Alaina.
00:30The 2024 Chicago Street Race will be the most talked about event of the summer.
00:34NASCAR is back in Chicago for Fourth of July weekend.
00:37Purchase Barstool's $99 special ticket offer for general admission on Sunday.
00:43Yeah, nothing like summer in Chicago.
00:46That's what I've heard.
00:47Yeah, that's a great deal.
00:48Yeah, actually, that is a great deal.
00:50The Black Eyed Peas, you said?
00:51Yeah.
00:52That is...
00:53No, Black Keys, Black Eyed Peas, playing together?
00:56I was like, did they get back together as NASCAR did?
00:59No, but the Chainsmokers...
01:00Rolled on the ceiling.
01:01Love the Chainsmokers.
01:02That's actually...
01:03Black Keys are sick, and Chainsmokers, of course, GOATs, Keith Urban, I mean, like,
01:06come on.
01:07Lauren Alaina, I don't...
01:08Alaina.
01:09I'm not too familiar with her.
01:10I'm not too familiar with her game, but I bet her game's strong.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Well, first up, Stanley Cup Finals.
01:17Oilers beat Panthers 4-3 to force Game 6 back in Edmonton on Friday.
01:22Connor McDavid is now five points away from Wayne Gretzky's all-time record for most points
01:26in a single playoff.
01:27McDavid currently has 42, Gretzky's record is 47, and Nicky Smokes...
01:33I don't necessarily like that record.
01:35You don't like it?
01:36Why?
01:37Because it means you have to play a lot of games.
01:40It's better to say, like, per game.
01:42I know what...
01:43That being said, it's Gretzky, so it's like, okay, it actually checks out, but it's like,
01:48if you go to seven games every series, you have more chance to score a lot, but I mean,
01:53I think the Panthers are dead.
01:55They're more than dead.
01:56Really?
01:57I agree.
01:58I bet when Edmonton was down 2-0, I took the Oilers to win the series.
02:03I thought they were...
02:04I mean, Game 2, the Panthers played very well.
02:10Game 3, I really thought it was, like, the Oilers' game to win.
02:15They lost.
02:16Then Game 4, obviously they won, and then last night, they played really well.
02:21They're a good team.
02:22Panthers are really good, too, but Nicky Smokes, I think, may have cursed them.
02:25Yeah, I totally agree.
02:26If you're looking at, like, the MVPs of the Stanley Cup right now, what do they call it?
02:31Is there a...
02:32Oh, they...
02:33Stuart...
02:34No, it's something.
02:35Mmm...
02:36Pro Oilers?
02:37Consummate.
02:38Consummate.
02:39And that's all playoffs, right?
02:40You're looking at that.
02:41Conor McDavid, clearly for the Oilers.
02:44Right.
02:45Nicky Smokes is the anti-Consummate award winner.
02:47Okay.
02:48He came to Florida and may have killed the Panthers.
02:50I mean, was he there to shoot content?
02:52I don't get why they want him to leave, because he might be there for the parade, right?
02:55No, no.
02:56He went...
02:57So he's from Florida.
02:58Yeah.
02:59And he went back for the Game 4 watch party.
03:02And if you remember, when he cursed the Dolphins at one point, remember?
03:07Against the Titans, that game?
03:08Uh...
03:09He said they won, and then, like, he cursed them, and then they didn't want to get out
03:13for that, and then he went to that, and every game he's gone to this year with the Panthers,
03:19they've lost.
03:20And they're a really good team, obviously.
03:22They lost Game 4.
03:24Then last night, he was like, should I go, should I go?
03:26But he's like, I'm in Florida.
03:28If they win the Cup and I'm not there to see them raise it, like, I'm gonna, you know,
03:33kill myself.
03:34And he then went, and they lost.
03:38So now he's saying, when I'm in Chicago, they play really well.
03:42So he's going back to Chicago, and I think he's saying he won't be at Game 6 no matter
03:48what, or Game 7 no matter what.
03:50And no matter what, he's not a liberal pussy.
03:52He wants you to know he's not a liberal pussy.
03:53Oh, that's what he said?
03:54Yeah, yeah, watch this.
03:55I will not try, because I'm not a liberal pussy.
03:59However, all my friends dishing me hurts a lot.
04:07If the Cats win this game, the amount of money I will spend on bottles and drugs and women,
04:17they will never recover from this.
04:19I hope they all get fucking herpes.
04:21Wait, ooh, like his haters?
04:23First off, no, first off.
04:25He's just talking about his friends?
04:27Are you a liberal pussy if you get upset your friends ditch you?
04:29And then second off.
04:30Oh, his friends ditched him?
04:32And then he's saying, he's saying, he goes, I'm gonna spend so much money on bottles,
04:37drugs, women, to get my friends herpes.
04:40Herpes isn't expensive, dude.
04:42You do not need to do all that to give your friends herpes.
04:44Honestly, you spend less.
04:46It's pretty cheap.
04:49Yeah, you could just go to like the worst strip club in Fort Lauderdale.
04:53Broward County?
04:54Yeah, Broward County.
04:55You go to Broward County, like I'm sure you can get herpes pretty easily.
04:58I didn't realize his friends left him.
05:01That's hilarious, though.
05:03I actually give it up to his friends.
05:05Because like, I mean, that's just like such a friend.
05:07They were just like, we can't be around him.
05:09Yeah, it's called ball busting.
05:10But it's funny.
05:11So wait, there's a second video where he calls Caitlyn to get flights back.
05:15I think it was a bit.
05:16It was a bit.
05:17It was a bit?
05:18Like, I don't think it was expensive.
05:19Is Barstool paying for his flights to go to games?
05:21No, no, no.
05:22I think he was, he was just kidding.
05:23Because he won.
05:26But that's, I thought this was totally real.
05:28You know who 100% thought that was real?
05:34Oh, oh, oh.
05:35Who thinks Nicky Smokes has an expense trip to watch the Panthers play?
05:41Who?
05:42Rico Bosco.
05:43Rico Bosco.
05:44Rico Bosco's like, Nicky Smokes, like, I think he's like, I think he did it as a bit.
05:48That's what my, I don't, he went home for himself.
05:52Okay.
05:53But I mean, after that speech, if he's expensing, it's like, that's ridiculous.
05:57All I'll say, all I'll say is, if I'm a Rico Bosco guy,
06:01I'm in the trenches with Rico Bosco.
06:03As somebody who got slandered for expensing a plane ticket down to the horse races with Dave,
06:09if this got expensed, the flight back, I think Bosco has a right to be angry.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Okay, that's fair.
06:16For somebody who gets ripped off for like, you know, I know it wasn't a content trip to.
06:19But it was.
06:20It's all content.
06:21But the reason, the reason I thought it was real was because I thought he was there for like doing a,
06:25like a man on the street after the game.
06:27No, no, no.
06:28He's there.
06:29His mom still lives there.
06:31He's from there.
06:32I think he went home for the weekend because he wanted to watch the Panthers watch party and whatnot.
06:37Okay.
06:38I do not think it wasn't a business.
06:39I think he was just doing that as like a bit.
06:42Much for his content trip, but I will say great content.
06:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:46I'll say he earned his flight back.
06:47I mean that.
06:48Also, if we didn't report.
06:49He earned his flight.
06:50I don't care.
06:51Like, I'm not one, I'm not checking the expenses.
06:53Fuck the government.
06:54Like, I hope the government pays for it.
06:56I'm just saying, like, he's going to show up in a video, making more content, getting kicked off a plane, being fucked up after, after that sort of comments.
07:04That's like the precursor.
07:05Imagine like that being shown in court before Nikki Smith gets arrested.
07:09I think it's so funny that he was just like, we need to go spend so much money on booze, drugs, woman.
07:15It's like, that sounds like a great time.
07:16And he's like, and I hope you all get herpes.
07:19No, I think, I think he's saying he hopes they get herpes.
07:23From?
07:24Because they're going to miss out on all the money he's going to spend on drugs.
07:29I need to know how much money Nikki Smith has.
07:31Does he deal, does he have like, what the fuck?
07:33No, I think it's like, it's his, it's his thing.
07:36Like, I think he's just.
07:37I mean, I know, yeah, he makes six pegs.
07:39Yeah, but I like, I don't think.
07:40Bare minimum.
07:41Like, I don't think, it's like his thing.
07:44Like, he plays it up.
07:45Like, it's like his bit.
07:48I don't think he was like, going to like, burn down South Beach.
07:53But like, I think he was, he may have spent like $1,000, like $2,000.
07:58I need to know how much like, the drugs cost.
08:00Yeah.
08:01I need a full like.
08:02Finance.
08:03Yeah, I need an expense report.
08:04A good point, a good question for Nikki Spunk is what's the most he's ever spent in a night?
08:11That's a great question.
08:12Dude, that is.
08:13I bet.
08:14But a ticket doesn't count.
08:15Like, I'm not saying like, I'm saying like, at the bar.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Like, going places, like a table, whatnot.
08:20First, you would think that the night that he got re-signed as like.
08:24No, but that was.
08:25And you know what?
08:26It's never those nights.
08:27It's always the nights that you don't expect it to be the most expensive.
08:30They end up being the most expensive.
08:32We're talking Nikki Smokes though.
08:33You think he goes into it with a plan?
08:35Maybe.
08:36Like, I think he's just like, he's a big party guy.
08:38Right.
08:39Like, I have like, the Irish mistake of like, going out, getting too drunk, spending too much.
08:42Where like, my most expensive night wasn't even my best night.
08:45Dude, $10 Guinnesses, playing pool till 4am, you racking up like, four an hour.
08:50And then you're, you're fucking rinsed for like, $250.
08:53What's the most you've spent in a night partying?
08:55Well, I don't like party, like, I don't party hard.
08:58I don't go to clubs.
08:59But like, probably like, $300.
09:03That's nothing.
09:04Or $400.
09:05That's nothing.
09:06Especially in New York City.
09:08Well, I don't like party hard.
09:09I'm like, kind of like, cash conscientious.
09:11No, yeah.
09:12No, yeah.
09:13I'm like, jealous of that.
09:14I'm not being like, oh, you pussy.
09:15I'm like, fuck.
09:16Like, I spent too much.
09:17No, dude, like, I'll like, accidentally buy like, 40 drinks through the course of a Saturday
09:21to Saturday night.
09:22And then it's just like, holy fuck.
09:24How many of these were for my boys?
09:25How many for me?
09:26Then you're like, buying food sometimes.
09:27My, uh, I would say the total for Nicky Smokes in one night was probably $1,500 to $2,000.
09:34I agree.
09:35I think that he bought, I think that the night he, Dante's place, I was going to say Maid
09:39Bar.
09:40Yeah, but I think that was like, free.
09:41Like, he didn't get that.
09:42Yeah, I don't know.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Yeah, I agreed that then.
09:45$1,500 to $2,000.
09:46I bet he like, he got like, he won't, I wouldn't be surprised if he went to a club like, in
09:49South Florida.
09:50Got like, a table with his buddies.
09:53$1,500.
09:54$1,500.
09:55Like, he paid like, $750, $1,000 each.
09:57And then he spent more.
09:58Like, I would say that's my guess.
09:59$300.
10:00$300 on his drug of choice.
10:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:02And, um, yeah, that'd probably be like, $350, $300.
10:06I would say like, $1,500's my guess.
10:08Yeah.
10:10Hmm.
10:11Justin Timberlake.
10:13What about Willie Mays?
10:15He died.
10:16Did you skip over Willie Mays?
10:17Yes, by accident.
10:18By accident.
10:19R.I.P.
10:20Willie Mays.
10:21No, because he was scrolling.
10:22He scrolled too fast.
10:23I thought the next one was that.
10:24R.I.P.
10:25Willie Mays.
10:26All right.
10:27Cut that, please, on Juneteenth.
10:28Please.
10:29All right.
10:30R.I.P.
10:31Willie Mays.
10:32Willie Mays passed away yesterday at 93 years old.
10:33This is his sixth all-time in home runs with 660.
10:36Twelfth-time gold glove winner, tied most of all-time.
10:39They didn't start awarding gold gloves until his fifth season.
10:42Wow, that's a crazy stat.
10:43That is a crazy stat.
10:44I mean, just a GOAT.
10:45I mean, he played for the New York Giants as well.
10:47Um, played in the polo grounds.
10:50Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot to say.
10:52One of the all-time greats.
10:53I, I, he's one of those guys, I, I hate to say this.
10:56If you asked me yesterday if Willie Mays was alive, I would have said no.
10:59I would have guessed he died 20 years ago.
11:01And I, I wish him, uh, I, it still sucks for his family and whatnot.
11:05R.I.P.
11:06Willie Mays, but I did think he was dead.
11:07Yeah, he was definitely on, if, yeah.
11:10If I had to bet on it, I would have bet.
11:12If you played in black and white, I think you're dead.
11:16If you could have died by polio when you were catching baseballs, like, that's, right?
11:21When was polio?
11:22Uh, uh.
11:2319, 1940s?
11:24No, it was a little bit before.
11:26Okay.
11:27Like 30s, 20s.
11:28He could have had polio as a young man.
11:30Also, that stat about the gold gloves, that's one of those stats, like,
11:33Pete Maravich is the NCAA all-time leading scorer.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Point line.
11:38That's kind of like.
11:39I just want to say.
11:40Let me hear it.
11:42The gold glove stat?
11:43They probably just, like, gold glove comes around Willie Mays.
11:46Like, they don't even, like, think about it.
11:47Willie Mays, yeah.
11:48It's just a name.
11:49How would they, like, how would somebody vote for Willie Mays being the best, uh,
11:52center fielder if you've only watched him play two games in a year?
11:55Like, it's like.
11:56Yeah, I've never seen him play, so I can't say how great he was.
11:58He did have that amazing catch.
11:59I'm sure he's great.
12:00Well, that's why they had.
12:01660 home runs is the most impressive.
12:03Could he start in today's game?
12:06I mean, I remember.
12:07I'm going yes.
12:08I'm going yes.
12:09With today's science advancements, yeah.
12:10Well, how tall was he?
12:11Like, how big was he?
12:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:13Let's get some stats on him.
12:14I remember practicing Willie Mays catches.
12:16Yeah, I mean, he has one of the greatest catch ever.
12:18Yeah, like, that catch.
12:20Yeah, that's a guy that could.
12:21Yeah, that's a ball player.
12:235'11", 180.
12:25Um, he's from Alabama.
12:27I did not know that.
12:28He might have not ended up playing baseball in today's world.
12:32Yeah, that's true.
12:34Um, but he's also, I mean, just all time great.
12:37One of the greatest baseball players of all time.
12:39Shout out Willie Mays, New York giant.
12:42Yeah, not the football player, really.
12:44What?
12:45Not the football player.
12:46Not the football.
12:47No, the New York football giants.
12:48The New York baseball giants.
12:49That's where it comes from, dudes.
12:51All time great clip is one time somebody called him the Francesa.
12:57And asked, do you think when the Giants are in town,
13:00like the San Francisco Giants and the New York Giants,
13:03do you think they ever get together?
13:07Well, they all played in the polo grounds back then.
13:09Also, the Giants kind of a weird, like, old-timey mascot.
13:14Like, no one's called the Giants nowadays.
13:16You know what I'm saying?
13:17Yeah.
13:18I mean, the little Giants, like.
13:20San Francisco.
13:21No, but he's saying, like, there's no new team.
13:23Like, no one's like, oh, the Giants, classic mascot name.
13:26Like, it's kind of like, what kind of Giants were they referring to?
13:30Yeah, like Giants, like just the word giant.
13:32Also, their logos were never Giants.
13:35They were always like SF, New York.
13:37Yeah.
13:38That's a good point.
13:39There's no, like.
13:40What?
13:41Who is the Giant?
13:42Is there one giant?
13:43Is it Andre the Giant?
13:44The Jolly Green Giant?
13:46Are they talking about biblical giants?
13:48Yeah, is it biblical giants?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Is it Nephilim?
13:52Giants used to hit back in the.
13:53When you talk about Giants in the 1920s.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Oh, that sounds so sick.
13:57Well, let's talk about, talk about audio cracking.
13:59Like, a little bit of, like, conspiracy theories.
14:01There's a thought there was giants that used to live amongst us.
14:04Dude.
14:05Nordic giants.
14:07Andre the Giant?
14:08I had an evolutionary biologist on, and we got into all that shit.
14:13It was insane.
14:14Yeah, I know.
14:15Check out the audio crack.
14:16I just love it.
14:17No, I know, no, but that's like, that's a real thing.
14:19Dude, there was a, there was a ancient hominid called Homo, not Homo Naledi.
14:25It was called Homo Heisenbergus or something.
14:27And they may have been seven feet tall.
14:29And also, there was a guy who came on Joe Rogan recently who talked a lot about it.
14:35I forget his name.
14:36He talked about how, like.
14:38Save for later.
14:39Jack Mack.
14:40July 4th, if you're looking for someone to listen to.
14:42I'm on audio crack July 4th.
14:44You wanna join?
14:45I mean, if you want me to, yeah.
14:47Dude, we're gonna have a great time.
14:50July 4th.
14:51Check it out.
14:52It's actually coming out July 1st.
14:53Check out audio crack.
14:54Okay, Justin Timberlake arrested for DWI.
14:56Justin Timberlake was busted for drunk driving in the Hamptons on Tuesday after allegedly
15:00blowing a stop sign and swerving out of his lane.
15:02During the traffic stop, Timberlake reportedly muttered under his breath,
15:05this is gonna ruin the tour.
15:07To which the cop replied, what tour?
15:09Timberlake said, the world tour.
15:10That's hilarious.
15:11That's an unbelievable line.
15:13The cop didn't know who he was.
15:15I bet the cop thought he was a golfer.
15:17Holy shit.
15:18I bet the cop thought he was a golfer.
15:19Also, I wanna-
15:20Holy shit, am I doing a shout out?
15:21Dante, Dante said in like a tweet last night, he's like, you wanna feel old.
15:25The cop who arrested him doesn't know who he was.
15:28Now, Hampton cops are usually like 23, 24 year olds.
15:31Then they usually get you for jaywalking, if anything.
15:36That guy not knowing who Justin Timberlake is, is his fault.
15:39That's not a, oh, he's young.
15:42How do you not know who Justin Timberlake is?
15:44He's not a superstar.
15:45Justin Timberlake's not a superstar.
15:47He's an icon.
15:48Oh, okay, okay.
15:49He is, he is-
15:50You say no?
15:51No, it's just, I'm like-
15:52He's like one of the biggest celebrities in the world.
15:55What does he look like now?
15:56You didn't see his DWI?
15:58Or mug shot?
15:59It looked like it was a ring light.
16:01Look at this man, it looks like he's-
16:02I mean, does he still look the same?
16:03Yes!
16:06Oh, God.
16:07He looks like he has like the gene surgery to make you younger.
16:11Androchrome.
16:12Androchrome, he's-
16:14He's living out in Montana nowadays.
16:16So, honestly, people drunk drive all the time in Montana.
16:20But now he goes back east, he thinks he can just get away with it.
16:23You can't drunk drive in the Hamptons.
16:24It's like, it's like they get you, like, it's-
16:26Long Island Street.
16:27And see only-
16:28That's, yeah.
16:29That's where they get all their money for the entire year, is summer drunk drivers.
16:32DWI.
16:33And like, did you see that report?
16:35It's a really tough place to drunk drive.
16:37It's just so dark around there.
16:39Yeah.
16:41But there's less cars.
16:42I haven't done it.
16:43I haven't done it.
16:44Don't know about it.
16:45Don't drunk drive.
16:46Don't drunk drive.
16:47Even in Montana.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Unless if it's on-
16:50If it's on your property, can you?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52If it's a ranch.
16:53Yeah, like is he-
16:54It's actually crazy because there's a lot of, like, the state cops and the cops don't
16:58have jurisdiction over those areas.
17:00Yeah.
17:01It's like sheriffs and they don't give a fuck.
17:03Just like don't kill anybody.
17:04It's weird.
17:06Now, the thing about Justin Timberlake, is that report about all the drugs he was on
17:11true?
17:12No, no.
17:13It said poppers in like an HIV drug, bro.
17:15It was Poo Crave, not Pop Crave.
17:17Did I get Poo Crave?
17:19Yeah, you got Poo Crave.
17:20You got Poo Crave.
17:21I got-
17:22You thought he was on poppers?
17:23I saw multiple.
17:24And also, poppers, a bunch of people take.
17:26I didn't know that.
17:27It's like allegedly like a whip it.
17:28No, dude.
17:29I thought poppers was like to open up.
17:31No, dude, poppers is weird, bro.
17:33No, from a-
17:34No, you're right.
17:35From the gays out and about.
17:36It is.
17:37You're right.
17:38Look, on your best days, you get Poo Craved.
17:39No, I'm just-
17:40You get Poo Craved.
17:41It comes from everybody.
17:42I thought it was true.
17:43I texted a girl about it and she made fun of me.
17:46It sounds like-
17:47That's the only-
17:48That sounds like a night at like-
17:49That sounds like a night in Hell's Kitchen.
17:51Molly, poppers, Truvada.
17:52Do we have his BAC?
17:54That's a Tyler O'Day night.
17:55Honestly, his BAC.
17:56Because like-
17:57You think they released it?
17:58No, he refused to test.
18:01And you still-
18:02Oh, that's how you get DWI, not DUI.
18:04Yeah, I just know he refused it and they took him back.
18:06I'm not going to lie.
18:07It also just-
18:08At first glance, it checks out for a guy like Justin Timberlake.
18:11Except for the Truvada.
18:12The Truvada, like-
18:13I was like, I don't get that.
18:14What's Truvada?
18:15It's an HIV medicine.
18:16Oh.
18:17But if you told me that Justin Timberlake was in the Hamptons drinking on Coke,
18:20took some Molly, and had a popper at a party-
18:22No, dude, he's a father now.
18:24He's like-
18:25Oh, I got some bad news for you.
18:28Father, don't take cocaine.
18:30The last thing I heard-
18:32Do you have some time?
18:33No, the last-
18:34Or OJ Simpson.
18:35No, the last thing I heard about Justin Timberlake-
18:37He's a father now.
18:38The last thing I heard about Justin Timberlake was that he released a country album,
18:41he's living out in Montana, and he's just raising his kids, chilling.
18:44Oh, he's on a world tour.
18:46Are you on his PR team?
18:47No, I'm just like-
18:48That's why when he popped up, it was like,
18:49oh, the last thing I heard, he was out in Montana.
18:51He's with his friends in the Hamptons.
18:52He was living it up.
18:53I think his wife-
18:54What's her name?
18:55Biel.
18:56Jessica Biel.
18:57I think she was-
18:58Which we'll get to in the-
18:59I think she's out of the country, so he's probably-
19:01Can we also just go back for a second?
19:03What tour?
19:05The world tour.
19:06And also, it's not world, I don't think.
19:08It's just in America.
19:10If I was looking at it-
19:11If it's in Canada, if there's a Canadian-
19:13No, he's in Atlanta, I think, soon.
19:16Is that a world tour or your girl's tour?
19:20How many times do you think that line has worked and got him out of it?
19:23In the Hamptons, they don't give a fuck.
19:25I think he's going to Poland, Germany.
19:27Oh, my bad.
19:29That's about as well as-
19:30Poland, Germany, Belgium, UK.
19:33Starting July 26th.
19:35Poland?
19:36I need to get to Poland.
19:38Germany, I haven't been to.
19:39I heard Berlin has a sick rave scene.
19:43That's the word on the street.
19:45Great party scene.
19:46Berlin.
19:47I said that about-
19:48I was in Ice and Reykjavik.
19:49There was no parties.
19:51No parties in Reykjavik?
19:52There was none.
19:53Probably hard to find.
19:54No, I was asking the locals.
19:55They were like, unless you're 17 or 18, you don't really party here.
19:59I was like, what?
20:00What do you guys do?
20:02Maybe they thought I was a narc.
20:04Icelandic horses.
20:06Yes.
20:07Very famous.
20:08Yeah.
20:09They're ponies.
20:10No, but once they leave the island, they're not allowed to come back.
20:12They have passports.
20:14It's crazy.
20:16Kind of like Ali Abdelaziz.
20:19Amen.
20:20Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jerry Thornton, wrote a blog today about Belichick's first
20:24interaction with his new girlfriend, 24-year-old Jordan Hudson.
20:27In Belichick's first encounter with Jordan, he autographed her deductive logic textbook
20:31for her.
20:32At the time, Hudson was a 20-year-old student at Bridgewater State University.
20:36It's Bridgewater?
20:38Great school.
20:39What'd I say?
20:41No, I didn't realize she went to Bridgewater State.
20:44That's like-
20:45Been some crazy parties at Bridgewater.
20:47Belichick's autograph-
20:48Yeah, I don't think they do a lot of studying there.
20:50Of course, on logic.
20:51Safe travels.
20:52He then signed the book, Bill Belichick, along with a number of-
20:54She's just very attractive for going to Bridgewater State.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Actually, no.
20:58Bridgewater State has some, I think.
21:00Who knows?
21:01It's probably changed.
21:02Was she a cheerleader on the Patriots?
21:07No, I think she did competitive cheer.
21:09What's Bridgewater State's cheer program like?
21:12They could be a powerhouse.
21:13I don't think so.
21:14She probably was-
21:17Are they D3 football?
21:19Yeah, they claim that-
21:20I just need to say this about Bill Belichick.
21:23He is on a historic run after getting fired by the Patriots.
21:28His PR 180 has been insane.
21:31Between the roast, people were like,
21:33now in the Manning cast during the draft,
21:35and now dating a 24-year-old,
21:37his up and up is-
21:39It's reaching levels of one of the best runs in human history.
21:43Lauren Holiday probably.
21:44Lauren Holiday?
21:45Oh, yeah.
21:46Do you think it-
21:47Okay, here's a question.
21:48Do you think that it was her house that Belichick was walking out of?
21:51I think it was.
21:52It was?
21:53Then why would she give up that-
21:54Yeah, why would she give up that-
21:56She may have been in a share house,
21:59and she didn't have access to the-
22:01In Nantucket?
22:02Yeah.
22:03She didn't have access to the, what's it called, ring camera,
22:05and then some asshole sold it for-
22:08Oh, so it is.
22:09Confirmed.
22:10Oh.
22:12Yeah, the headline says,
22:13ex-Patriots coach Bill Belichick, 72, caught on ring camera,
22:16sneaking out of 24-year-old girlfriend Jordan.
22:19Or is that a new ring camera?
22:21Is this a new-
22:22Oh, no, no.
22:23No, it's the old one.
22:24Yeah.
22:25What a beast.
22:26My coach.
22:28Like, I saw people talking,
22:29and they were like, disgusted.
22:30Like, I-
22:31Get over it.
22:33And people were like, this is disgusting.
22:35Like, ugh.
22:36I mean, I'm gonna be honest.
22:37Like, what?
22:38I don't need a lot of time with 24-year-old dudes.
22:41With young dudes his whole life.
22:42In the locker room?
22:43Yeah.
22:44I don't need 20-
22:4524 also.
22:46It's not like you're, like, a spring chicken.
22:48How old are you, dudes?
22:4926.
22:50Oh.
22:51Also, 24, like, people, like, 24,
22:54you can make every decision under the sun,
22:57but when it comes to dating an older,
22:59a much older man like Bill Belichick,
23:01people lose their mind.
23:02Like, what's wrong with you guys?
23:04Can't rent a car, either.
23:06Yeah, can't rent a car.
23:07He can.
23:08She can't.
23:09That's okay.
23:10I don't even think you need a car when you just fly a jet.
23:13Do you think we're gonna have a Belichick,
23:15Robert De Niro situation?
23:18Robert De Niro had, like, a baby at, like, 80.
23:23That's interesting.
23:24That's probably a conundrum for Jordan Hudson.
23:28Yeah.
23:30Like, what if she wants kids?
23:32Well, he might be slinging.
23:36I want to know what Steve thinks of the whole thing.
23:38Is he like, hell yeah, dad.
23:40I bet he probably doesn't care.
23:41Yeah.
23:42Yeah.
23:43I think the best one's the next one.
23:45Yeah.
23:47Ohio attorney reinstated after six-month ban
23:49for throwing Pringles cans full of his own shit
23:52in the parking lots of his opponents.
23:5475-year-old Vietnam veteran,
23:57he may have learned that over there,
23:58turned defense attorney Jake Blakeslee
24:00was caught leaving Pringles cans
24:02full of his own shit in the parking lots
24:04of victim advocacy centers.
24:06He claimed he did it to blow off steam,
24:08have a laugh to himself in the courtroom
24:10knowing he left a Pringles can full of shit
24:12in their parking lot.
24:14His suspension is now up.
24:15He took the necessary steps to be reinstated,
24:17and he plans to continue working.
24:18He's 75?
24:19This is the GOAT.
24:20He's laying pipe bombs, dude.
24:21This is the final boss of, like, best lawyers ever.
24:25I was gonna say, so I blogged this a while ago.
24:27Basically, he's a defense attorney,
24:30and he was, like, defending,
24:33kind of like these terrible people,
24:35going up against lawyers who are, like,
24:37a part of this victim advocacy center,
24:40and he's taking his own shit,
24:42putting them in Pringles cans,
24:44throwing his shit in the parking lot
24:46of these victim advocacy center places,
24:49like, as he's going up against them in court,
24:52so he can be like,
24:53yeah, fuck you, like, I got ya.
24:55The Pringles aspect's kind of tough.
24:57Like, you have to, like, squat down and put...
24:59Yeah.
25:01I think it's hilarious.
25:02I don't know if I'd want my lawyer to do this,
25:04but if you're talking about funniest things
25:05your lawyer could possibly do,
25:07if you found out...
25:08You're going to jail.
25:09You're going to jail.
25:10It feels like a prank that, like, you'd be like,
25:12oh, let me take my dog shit, put it in a brown bag,
25:14light it on fire for my neighbor.
25:16This is taking it to a whole other level.
25:18Who started the lighting dog poop on fire?
25:22Probably someone that played with Willie Mays.
25:24Yeah, it probably goes that far, but I guess...
25:27Like, the first person that did it,
25:28if your friend introduced the idea to you,
25:31you'd be like, you're one sick puppy.
25:33Does it, like, make it a certain smell,
25:35or is it just like...
25:36He wasn't lighting it on fire, was he?
25:37No, no, no, no, but...
25:39Booze just brought up the brown bag of shit
25:44lit on fire of dog poop.
25:45There was one time, there was one time
25:47when in middle school, like, you did this shit,
25:49and everyone had a dog except my family.
25:51Yeah.
25:52And we wanted to do some debauchery,
25:53so I shit in a brown paper bag.
25:56You shit?
25:57And we forgot the lighter at my house,
26:00so I just left it on a neighbor's front door.
26:03Why?
26:04The omelet, just a brown paper bag of shit.
26:07Not on fire.
26:08Did anyone...
26:09Who did that recently?
26:11Well, Maddie Mooby had, like, shit...
26:13Shit on her...
26:14On her front stoop.
26:15Like, at school.
26:17Yeah.
26:18Some shit on her porch.
26:19Well, it's unclear.
26:21It may have been somebody...
26:23In Poughkeepsie, there's some, like...
26:25There's a drug problem up there,
26:27so there could be some crackheads,
26:29but they went back on the Ring camera,
26:32and there was no, like,
26:35footage of the person leaving it,
26:37so there is a blind spot,
26:40but the crackhead wouldn't have known
26:41about the blind spot, so...
26:43Or it was an attack.
26:45It was an attack.
26:46It all came from inside the house.
26:47Someone that was drunk as shit
26:49at 2 o'clock in the morning
26:50being like, yo, that's Mooby's house.
26:52Some freshman, it was just like,
26:53yo, we should shit.
26:54I think...
26:55On her carpet.
26:56On her carpet.
26:57Or it's someone they know.
26:58There's a...
26:59Yeah, it could be that.
27:00They're just covering.
27:01I don't think they ever...
27:02You think it's Kelly?
27:03You think it's an inside job?
27:04Smelly.
27:05Smelly.
27:06Smelly.
27:07Smelly.
27:08But they moved out of that house.
27:09They had to move.
27:10Not...
27:11They left college, but...
27:12I think it's an unsolved mystery.
27:14It's a cold case now.
27:15That's awesome.
27:16We gotta get Kirk on it.
27:17The case, season two.
27:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:19Yeah.
27:20I'm speaking of...
27:21Wait, what happened to the After Show fact?
27:24No, no, no, we're...
27:25Okay, okay, okay.
27:26We're talking about Ken Jack.
27:27Oh, okay, okay.
27:28Ken Jack.
27:29Dude, I saw something else on there.
27:30I was like, what?
27:31Yeah.
27:33But Ken Jack, yeah.
27:34But Ken Jack did it again.
27:36It was intentional?
27:37Yeah.
27:38Yeah.
27:39I mean, why did he do that?
27:41Yeah.
27:42So, Ken Jack, for those who don't know,
27:44he purposely responded to a question wrong
27:47when asked by the Frankettes in The Dozen.
27:49And did the classic, instead of Jessica Biel,
27:53he said Jessica Alba.
27:55It was Jessica Alba.
27:56What?
27:57Yeah.
27:58I don't know if I should check on that.
27:59It's Jessica Alba, the scene where she's all, like, nude.
28:00You know what I mean?
28:01Taking off the shirt.
28:02Soaking wet.
28:03I don't know.
28:04Yeah, you know, you horn dog.
28:05Yeah, it's Jessica Alba.
28:06Jessica Alba, final answer.
28:07Jessica Biel.
28:08Jessica Biel.
28:09Jessica Biel.
28:10Jessica Biel.
28:11Final answer.
28:12Fuck!
28:13Fuck!
28:14Goddammit!
28:15He fucked us!
28:18He fucked us!
28:19We have no fucking chance now!
28:21Goddammit!
28:22I never went in this goddamn office!
28:25Oh.
28:26So it was, like, the Jessica, Jessica thing.
28:27Oh, no.
28:28Dude, wait.
28:29He may have done that by accident,
28:31and now he's saying it's on purpose.
28:32So he's coming out and being like,
28:34I did it on purpose.
28:35You can ask Brandon Walker.
28:36KB and Nick have been like,
28:37he gave a smirk after he did it.
28:39He said he did it.
28:40Did you see how he acted?
28:41Like, his body language?
28:42He did it intentionally.
28:43I think he saw, like, an opportunity to be like,
28:45all right, let me put on a little bit of Hollywood.
28:47I wouldn't have done it to Nick and KB
28:49who are on the bracket with me.
28:50The bracket aspect is...
28:53Something.
28:54Because those two guys are, like, you know,
28:56they're behemoths.
28:57Like, people love them.
28:58Like, they tune in for Nick and KB, and...
29:03They're also just good people.
29:04Just put away, like, what they are at Barstool.
29:06Like, good friends, good people.
29:08I wouldn't have done it.
29:09And also, he's out of the tournament.
29:11Oh, no, he's still in the tournament.
29:13So there is an aspect of that.
29:14Maybe he was doing it to try to help his own team.
29:17Sure.
29:18Sure.
29:19But again, like, we know at Barstool, like,
29:21it goes deeper than, like, there's, like,
29:23relationships at stake, not just, like, teams.
29:25Like, you can't just...
29:26Like, surviving.
29:27Like, you know what I mean?
29:28No, I know.
29:29I wouldn't have done it.
29:30Who won because of him?
29:32Uptown Balls.
29:33And if they got that question right,
29:36it was a very close game.
29:38The game ended.
29:39It would have, like, probably went to overtime.
29:41Yeah, I know people were clamoring for our takes
29:44on the situation.
29:46Yes.
29:47It's also, Ken Jack was saying,
29:49I didn't like the way that Frank was screaming
29:52and yelling, and I didn't want him to win.
29:55Is that your first time ever dealing with Frank?
29:57Yeah.
29:58Frank does this every day.
30:00How could you not deal with it for, like,
30:0115 minutes during a trivia match and be like,
30:03this was the final straw.
30:05This is when I got to put an end to this Frank thing.
30:08Like, Frank's going to do it today.
30:09He's going to yell tomorrow.
30:10He's going to yell the next day.
30:11And I don't know.
30:13I just, I'm very unfazed by Frank.
30:15I love Frank.
30:16So I don't know.
30:17Getting bothered by that one trivia match
30:19to the point where we try to hurt the relationship
30:21between KB and Nick just seemed a little strange to me.
30:24Yeah.
30:25I don't know how, if Nick and KB don't care, salute.
30:27Yeah, I don't know.
30:29I don't know.
30:30I wouldn't have done it.
30:32I wouldn't have done it.
30:34If I didn't do it.
30:35Should we make a trivia team?
30:37No, we would be so bad.
30:38I'm so good at trivia.
30:40We'd be...
30:41Rewind the tape.
30:42I was so good.
30:43So bad.
30:44Hey, look, he didn't do that bad at all.
30:46Yeah, you were bad.
30:47No, I wasn't.
30:48When did we play?
30:49I played you, like, once.
30:51But I remember, like, what was your points per game?
30:55I put up numbers.
30:56I think you were low in the league.
30:58You could ask Jeff.
30:59I don't remember.
31:00It was the Super Bowl MVP in 1998.
31:031998?
31:041998.
31:05Kurt Warner?
31:07No, that was 2000.
31:10Yeah, it's weird because it's before my time.
31:14Who?
31:16Trent Dilfer?
31:18Or Terrell Davis?
31:19Oh, true.
31:20KB's knowing of hometowns of NFL players
31:24is one of the most unbelievable things.
31:28Weapon-grade autism.
31:30It's...
31:31Yeah.
31:32Russia's been trying to find, like, autism like that for 60 years.
31:35Oh, dude, wait.
31:36It's elite.
31:37No, there's that dude who hacked the GTA 6.
31:40Yeah, that guy's unbelievable.
31:42Say that for audio crack because we can really get into it.
31:45That guy's unbelievable.
31:47And they were just like...
31:48I think they're essentially putting him in jail
31:50so they can say you can only work on our stuff.
31:53They didn't put him in jail.
31:54They institutionalized him
31:56because he's a danger to himself and others.
31:58He's been institutionalized.
31:59Yeah, that's my guy.
32:00There's a photo of him with the fish.
32:02Yeah.
32:03Dude, he literally hacked...
32:04He's the GOAT.
32:05He hacked into the rock star YouTube
32:08using a Roku and his phone
32:10and released the entire...
32:13Because they didn't let him...
32:14He was in custody at that point.
32:16It was at, like, a Russian hotel kind of thing
32:18where it was, like, almost a halfway house.
32:20And he didn't have a computer
32:21because they knew it was, like...
32:22He used a Roku.
32:24A halfway house for hackers
32:25is just a hilarious thing to think of.
32:27Like, what could they do in this room
32:29that they can't, like, get basically a high off of?
32:32Like, we can't take their...
32:33I think it wasn't even...
32:34I think it was a flip phone.
32:35I don't even think it was a smartphone.
32:37I think you're correct.
32:38I think he's the GOAT.
32:39Because they're like,
32:40we can't give him a smartphone.
32:41He definitely could hack with that.
32:42And he did it with a flip phone.
32:45Also, rock stars, like...
32:47That's, like, essentially...
32:49That's a tough place to get into.
32:51That's not Barstool Sports.
32:52Yeah, that's...
32:54Think about how many designers
32:55and people they have in there.
32:56And, like, they've kept GTA 6 under wraps
32:59until that guy came through.
33:00Yeah, we got blank before GTA 6.
33:03That's a very big meme.
33:04Going off something like that,
33:06did you guys see the meme
33:08of the Celtics fans?
33:10People keep po-tweeting the gambling.
33:13Oh, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:14This is so funny.
33:16There's this...
33:18So, there's the reaction of the Celtics fans.
33:21Klemmer, Dana, whatnot.
33:23Hank.
33:24Basketball player.
33:25All the work.
33:26All the sacrifice.
33:27Handling the enormous weight.
33:29Massive expectations.
33:32That's a big one.
33:34Way to go, guys.
33:35Way to go.
33:36Way to fucking go.
33:42And they're high-fiving after the win.
33:44Now, it was, like, a 30-point win or whatnot,
33:46but people were, like,
33:47I celebrate, like...
33:49Alexander Madison's 12-yard touchdown.
33:51Insert the most random NFL player
33:54you've ever heard of.
33:56Eight-yard run more than this.
33:58It's, like, this is why, like,
34:00franchises in Boston don't deserve championships.
34:03Yeah, it's, like, it would be so inauthentic.
34:05As somebody that cried in a round of 64 basketball game
34:08when Dayton won after the comeback,
34:09it's, like, what did you want them to do?
34:12Go ballistic after they were up 3-1
34:14and had, like, a 25-point victory?
34:16For three quarters, it was over.
34:18That game was over.
34:19It would have been so weird if they were just, like,
34:20Yes!
34:21It would have been inauthentic.
34:22Right.
34:23But it was...
34:24What we got was probably the best-case scenario.
34:26The quote tweets are so funny.
34:27The quote tweets are very funny.
34:28People, like, don't get it, though.
34:29Like, why would they...
34:30If they just started, like, freaking out,
34:32it would have been so weird if they did that.
34:34But the quote tweets were unbelievable.
34:36Yeah, no, uh...
34:37We did it!
34:39But Jason Tatum, um...
34:41He didn't even seem psyched.
34:42He kind of just seemed like, yeah.
34:44I think that he was processing what happened in real time.
34:47Like, he was like, oh, my God, we did it.
34:48And then he was just like,
34:49what YouTube video did I just watch?
34:51And then he thought of the...
34:52We did it.
34:53The KG.
34:54Anything is possible.
34:56Um, I also made a tweet, like,
34:58oh, first thing, a tweet and TikTok
35:01about how Boston, uh, the Celtics
35:03went to Miami right away.
35:05People were so mad at that.
35:07They were really mad.
35:08They were really mad.
35:09Like, a very harmless joke, too.
35:11Like, obviously, a city is not based strictly
35:14on its partying on June 4th,
35:16or June, uh, 19th in 2020.
35:19Like, I mean, it's like, there's so many aspects.
35:21But people, like, like, really were mad.
35:23They were like,
35:24how dare you disrespect the company
35:26that gave you a fucking job?
35:28Yeah.
35:29People told me to kill myself.
35:30I'm just saying, where,
35:31where are they going to go in Boston?
35:33Milton.
35:34Encore?
35:35Or are they going to go to, like, Stats?
35:36Loco?
35:37Are they going to go to the Lincoln?
35:40I don't know.
35:41Where are they going to go?
35:43I know they rented out a place that night,
35:45and then they went to Miami,
35:46which, I mean, I don't blame them.
35:47Like, I, I, and it's also common,
35:49I think, people, they go to Miami, Vegas,
35:51or, like, maybe...
35:52Yeah, it makes sense.
35:53I want to say,
35:54this is a really quick to defend Jason Tatum.
35:55I thought the, the hate that he's now getting,
35:58it's a little bit too far.
36:00Oh, yeah, people act like he's not good.
36:02No, that, and to be like,
36:04he's copying the Kobe photo,
36:05it's like, stop reaching.
36:07There's, like, six,
36:08600 pictures out there of, like,
36:10a superstar holding a trophy
36:12and, like, being emotional with it.
36:14I thought it was a little bit insane.
36:17Well, I think that's the show.
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