- 2/16/2024
John Rich | Barstool Rundown
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - It's the Rundown, Thursday, February 15th.
00:06 We got Robbie, Clemmer, myself.
00:09 Featherweight division?
00:10 - The big three.
00:11 - Is that the lightest you can go, featherweight?
00:14 - It's not the lightest.
00:14 - It's the lightest combination of--
00:15 - It's like atom weight.
00:16 - Atom weight.
00:17 - Yeah.
00:18 - Atom weight sounds like it's more dense than featherweight.
00:21 Atom, like an atom, it's all that.
00:22 - Yeah.
00:23 - I don't know.
00:24 - Featherweight in the UFC is 145.
00:26 I can make featherweight.
00:27 - That's right, that's where I'd be, yeah.
00:28 - I got a couple pounds.
00:31 - Cut some weight.
00:32 - No, no, I gotta add a couple.
00:33 - Oh.
00:33 - Yeah, yeah, I'm not quite at 145.
00:35 - Bulk it.
00:36 - You gotta give me a half dozen pounds there.
00:39 - One place where there are no weight classes, NASCAR.
00:44 This weekend, Daytona.
00:46 You don't wanna miss it.
00:47 Barstool Sports tailgate in the midway
00:49 at Daytona International Speedway,
00:51 Saturday, February 17th.
00:52 That's the day before the race.
00:54 Barstool tailgate will feature Spider Large
00:56 from Rubbin' is Racin', KFC and Feidelberg from KFC Radio,
00:59 Joey and Pat from Out and About.
01:01 Also at the race, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
01:04 will be the Daytona 500 Grand Marshal.
01:06 You get a pre-race concert featuring Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull.
01:10 You got the star drivers, Chase Elliott, Ryan Blaney,
01:13 my favorite to win, Denny Hamlin, Ross Chastain,
01:16 Bubba Wallace, and make sure to watch NASCAR,
01:19 Full Speed on Netflix, so you can watch
01:21 your favorite drivers before they take on the Daytona 500.
01:24 500 miles, 200 laps on a 2.5 mile long track.
01:29 The most iconic race in motorsports.
01:32 The Daytona 500 starts 2.30 p.m. Eastern on February 18th.
01:37 That's Sunday on Fox.
01:39 The Daytona 500 is the most iconic race in motorsports
01:42 and it's finally here.
01:43 Tune in on February 18th, 2.30 p.m. Eastern on Fox.
01:48 All right, you guys big NASCAR guys?
01:52 - I'm not, but Large and Spider have gotten me
01:54 into it, so I'm becoming a big NASCAR guy based on that.
01:57 - Same boat, I'm not a big NASCAR guy at all,
01:59 but I wanna go to a race with them,
02:00 'cause everything I hear, it sounds like
02:02 the most fun time ever.
02:03 - Looks like a blast.
02:04 - I gotta go last year, the track is like banked.
02:07 You gotta get, they let you walk onto the track
02:09 like five minutes before the race starts.
02:11 So there was, I forget who the musical guest was last year,
02:14 but they'll have a Pitbull concert,
02:16 and during the Pitbull concert,
02:17 you can just walk on the track and just hang out.
02:18 It's pretty cool.
02:21 They really, fans, they just are like,
02:22 yeah, do whatever you want.
02:23 This is your sport.
02:24 - It's awesome.
02:25 - Enjoy it.
02:26 Speaking of sports, sad news.
02:29 Yesterday, there was the Chiefs parade.
02:31 One gunman.
02:32 - Three gunmen?
02:35 - Three gunmen?
02:37 - A lad, three of them.
02:38 - Okay, well, they tackled one of them,
02:39 and then the others kinda got away.
02:41 But one person was killed, 22 injured.
02:43 There was just a random Chiefs fan
02:46 that tackled the gunman.
02:47 - Yeah, and the video's crazy,
02:49 and the fact that someone got the video
02:50 from the overhead angle, you could see the guy running.
02:53 I think one guy tackles him,
02:54 another guy hops on when he realizes what's happening.
02:57 And then there was a follow-up video
02:58 where I think one of them said a gun popped out.
03:00 As soon as they tackled him, gun popped out,
03:03 grabbed it, so you would assume he is one of the gunmen.
03:05 - Yeah, I saw that follow-up video
03:06 where they're like, yeah, we tackled him right here,
03:08 the gun fell out over there,
03:10 but also, they're like, oh,
03:12 where's the other guy that tackled him?
03:12 He's like, oh, he just left.
03:14 That's some hero shit, where you just tackle a gunman,
03:16 and you're like, all right, I got shit to do.
03:17 - All right, I'm good, yeah.
03:18 - I'm on my way.
03:18 - Can you imagine-- - Truly hero shit, though.
03:20 - Yeah, can you imagine someone who has a gun shooting,
03:24 and you have the balls to run at that person
03:26 and tackle them?
03:27 That is heroic, beyond heroic.
03:29 I applaud all the people,
03:32 police officers there, too,
03:32 but anyone that helped out, God bless you.
03:36 - It's crazy.
03:37 - We're recording this at 1.30.
03:38 I just saw the news come across
03:40 where it said it was over just a dispute, potentially.
03:43 - Oh my God.
03:44 - So it's just stupid shit, just an idiot.
03:47 - A dispute and three gunmen.
03:48 - And then you're just like, all right,
03:49 I'm just gonna open fire in this fucking parade.
03:51 - Just three gunmen, two of them minors.
03:54 - Two of them minors?
03:55 Oh my God, Jesus.
03:57 - So I assume they're still looking
03:58 for the other two people, then.
04:01 - I think they might have apprehended them.
04:03 - Okay, all right, all right, well, that's good.
04:04 - I know a lot of kids were shot during this.
04:08 - Yeah, they had like 12 kids go to the children's hospital.
04:10 All of them are gonna be fine now.
04:12 - I guess they say they're gonna survive,
04:13 but I'm sure that's not gonna be easy to, oh my God.
04:16 I mean, just the parents, all of that is just so terrifying.
04:18 - Especially on such like a big event
04:21 that's supposed to be fun and everyone's having a good time
04:22 and then it's just like, what a--
04:23 - Celebration, yeah.
04:24 - Yeah, all right.
04:26 We had the Malice of the Palace,
04:28 now we have Fight at the, what is it?
04:31 Foot, Foothills Arena?
04:33 - Needs a better name. - Foothills Arena?
04:35 - Fight at the Foothills Arena.
04:36 - Yeah, there was a fight in Phoenix last night
04:38 where Beef Stew, Isaiah Stewart, punched Drew Eubanks
04:41 in the tunnel right before the game.
04:44 Police were called to the scene
04:46 and they arrested Beef Stew, like just insane.
04:50 After the incident though, Drew Eubanks,
04:53 the guy who got hit, just said,
04:55 "Yeah, he threw a soft punch," which is wild.
04:57 Beef Stew is the same guy that like last season
05:00 was having to be stopped by like a million people
05:03 in the court as he was like trying to charge LeBron James.
05:05 - Great video. - He's like, "Hold me back."
05:06 Yeah, that's an all-time video.
05:08 Are we allowed to play it?
05:10 - Probably not for that.
05:11 - Okay, all right, but we're watching it right now.
05:12 Yeah, he's just, he's like-- - It's such a crazy--
05:14 - It's like an NFL like tackling drill
05:16 where he's like trying to stop him
05:17 and he's just going through everybody
05:19 on the Detroit Pistons coaching staff.
05:21 - Yeah, I mean, at some point this guy
05:24 obviously has some sort of, he's got a temper issue.
05:27 - Yeah. - He's gotta calm down
05:28 a little bit.
05:29 - But should he be arrested for something
05:31 that happened right before the game?
05:32 - Being arrested for something that happens like
05:34 within a game, I mean, as long as you don't kill the man,
05:36 like you're fine, like insane.
05:39 Like sports, it's like a unwritten rule
05:41 where you're just like, what happens on the court,
05:43 granted it was in the tunnel, but what happens
05:44 in that arena, it gets between, yeah.
05:47 - I mean-- - Should they have arrested
05:48 Travis Kelsey for yelling at Andy Reid at the Super Bowl?
05:51 - No. - Yes.
05:52 (laughing)
05:54 Deserves to be in prison.
05:55 - Eubanks, so I mean, I'm guessing Eubanks
05:57 won't press charges based on his--
06:00 - If you press charges, then you're soft,
06:01 then you're the soft one.
06:02 - You can't press charges on a soft punch.
06:03 - No, no, no. - No.
06:04 So I'm guessing this will just, then,
06:06 you know, if he doesn't press charges,
06:07 in theory it just goes away, right, I would think?
06:10 - Yeah, it's gotta.
06:11 - I would hope.
06:12 I assume, they said security kinda like got in between
06:15 the two before anything else could, before it could escalate.
06:18 So I assume security was like, all right,
06:19 well, we gotta get the police involved
06:20 and we gotta do that.
06:21 - Do they have no video of it?
06:23 - You would imagine there's a security camera
06:24 somewhere in the arena.
06:25 - Someone's got to. - I read--
06:26 - Someone's got to, right? - I read Riggsie's blog
06:29 and he was saying that we need the video.
06:30 Hopefully they have the video.
06:32 But then the, there's always like the, I don't know,
06:35 like dark spots where like you can't like, you know,
06:38 oh, there's not a camera positioned in the tunnel.
06:39 - Cloudy black and white footage.
06:41 - Yeah, like whenever the Pacers, Bucks, like Giannis
06:43 went in to like fight the entire Pacers roster
06:45 in the locker room, like you could only see it
06:48 from the tunnel, you couldn't see like the angle.
06:49 So you just heard people talking like--
06:52 - Shouting. - Yeah, you just heard shouting.
06:53 Hopefully there's some video, some,
06:56 even if it's like Bigfoot grainy footage.
06:58 - Oh yeah, I'd love to see it.
06:59 - I just want, I need more of this.
07:00 - You know what, I always think about this.
07:02 You know what's wild?
07:02 So like, we'll watch security cam, or whatever cam footage,
07:05 and it's always like, I guess like grainy and weird.
07:08 Fucking Zepp-Ruder got the Kennedy assassination
07:11 in 1963 with like this shitty handheld.
07:13 And it's an amazing-- - It's a good shot.
07:16 - It's like, you know, maybe in his second life,
07:19 Zepp-Ruder became a director, I don't know.
07:20 But like, it is an amazing tracking shot.
07:22 It really does, it really is incredible.
07:24 It's crazy to think that like, you know,
07:25 we got such a clear shot of that.
07:27 And then, you know, in 2024, where, you know,
07:30 whatever security cam footage, you know,
07:31 it's gonna be shitty.
07:32 - And everyone's got a 1080p camera, but nobody,
07:34 I guess it was kind of backstage if it was in the tunnel,
07:37 but still.
07:37 - Like I know whenever we do like radio,
07:39 we have like that camera over there.
07:41 That camera can like read what is on Nate's laptop
07:43 from 30 feet away perfectly.
07:46 - Yeah, we can't have that in the tunnel at this point.
07:47 - There's a video from one of these
07:48 of Mook getting bodied over there.
07:50 - Yeah. - And that's like
07:51 kind of grainy, you remember that?
07:52 - Yeah.
07:53 - The anus intern just bodied Mook, took him down.
07:55 - Yes. - Very funny.
07:57 That's kind of what I picture when I read this.
08:00 - Just-- - So if we don't have
08:01 the video for this, maybe you just put in the Mook video
08:03 and say that it was them.
08:04 - Highlights without rights.
08:05 - Yeah, put it in black and white,
08:06 nobody will tell the difference.
08:08 EA Sports College Football 25
08:10 is officially coming this summer.
08:12 They released the first teaser trailer for it
08:15 and it's the first one since 2014.
08:17 I'll believe it when I see it.
08:18 I feel like every two months.
08:20 - Well, you could see it, they put it out.
08:21 - Nope, nope, nope.
08:22 When I see a hard-- - Everyone's at the stores.
08:24 - I see it at the stores, I will believe it.
08:25 'Cause I feel like every two months,
08:27 they're like, "Oh yeah, it's coming, we're gonna get it."
08:29 And then it just hasn't happened.
08:31 - So I don't like, I'm not a huge college football fan.
08:34 So I've never played this game.
08:36 But everyone tells me Madden is kind of lousy,
08:39 which is true, they just repurpose the same game
08:41 over and over again.
08:42 But this game actually is incredible.
08:44 - You do your baseball simulators,
08:47 whatever you do on that, I don't know.
08:48 - I'll do expansion drafts, I'll run teams for 30 years.
08:53 - You can do that and this, basically.
08:54 That's the most, you just sit there
08:56 and recruit three four-star recruits
08:58 and try to get 'em on your team.
09:00 - I think I might need to get into this.
09:02 - Playing the game, the actual gameplay,
09:04 to me at least, is nothing.
09:05 I don't really care about it.
09:07 It's the pretending you're a coach
09:08 and you're going and sitting on college kids' couches
09:12 with their parents and being like,
09:13 "Look, your kid needs to go to my school.
09:14 "We're building a dynasty."
09:15 - This sounds kind of awesome.
09:16 - It's awesome.
09:17 - Except bribe.
09:18 - I'm getting hooked in.
09:19 - Oh yeah, leave a duffel bag or give 'em a hat
09:22 with cash in it.
09:23 - Can you be a corrupt coach?
09:25 - I'd be great.
09:26 - If you could in this, that'd be great.
09:27 But no, you couldn't back in the day.
09:28 I wish you could.
09:29 I wish there could be some cheating or something like that.
09:32 - The road to glory is awesome too.
09:34 You ever do that?
09:35 Like dynasty mode?
09:36 - No, you pick a player.
09:37 - Oh, one player.
09:38 - Go freshman.
09:39 You'd probably transfer in this, I'm imagining.
09:40 - Yeah.
09:41 - That'd be cool.
09:42 - But then does it just end when you don't,
09:43 you still only get the four years?
09:45 - Well, you can import it into Madden.
09:46 - Oh!
09:47 - Theoretically.
09:48 - Yeah.
09:49 - I'm worried about this, boys.
09:50 I gotta be honest.
09:50 I know everyone's hype about it.
09:52 I don't know that they could live up to the hype
09:55 of the last game.
09:56 That people have been playing for 10 years.
09:59 It's made by the same people that make Madden.
10:01 So the fact that everyone's like,
10:02 "Madden sucks, but this is gonna be great."
10:04 That worries me.
10:05 - It's the same team.
10:06 So I'm like, EA is there known
10:08 for some micro transaction stuff.
10:10 I'm cautiously worried.
10:12 Or that's redundant.
10:15 I'm cautiously optimistic, I should say.
10:17 - Yeah, I remember, I wanna say Madden started
10:20 going downhill whenever they did the cone.
10:23 Like the QB vision.
10:25 And you had to, I feel like that.
10:26 I was like, "Ah, I don't like this."
10:28 Yeah.
10:29 - I'm trying to think of a time
10:30 when I've been cautiously worried.
10:31 I think when I go to like a bathroom stall,
10:32 with like covered in shit,
10:33 I'm cautious, but I'm still worried.
10:36 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:36 - That's the first example I can think of.
10:38 - That's a good one, yeah.
10:39 - Are you guys video game guys?
10:43 - I go in and out.
10:44 - Yeah, I have my favorites I really like,
10:46 but I wouldn't call myself a video game guy.
10:49 - When they drop a new Star Wars game,
10:51 I'll be addicted to like the Lego Star Wars game
10:53 that came out a couple years ago.
10:55 I was addicted for like a month.
10:56 I beat it, haven't played it since.
10:58 - Did you ever play, what is it?
10:59 Star Wars Battlefront?
11:00 Were you a fan of that one?
11:01 - Back in the day on my Xbox.
11:02 - Battlefront II was my favorite game ever.
11:04 - I'm replaying Grand Theft Auto V right now.
11:06 - Oh, one of my favorites as well.
11:07 - It came out for PS5, and I've been playing that.
11:09 It's a blast, it's so much fun.
11:10 - I would watch that on stream.
11:12 Clemmer just fucking beating people's skulls in
11:14 on the sidewalk.
11:15 - Beating hookers.
11:16 - Yeah, no, I try, so there's three--
11:18 - You treat the hookers well.
11:19 - You try to be respectful, you're--
11:20 - There's three characters.
11:21 You know, there's Trevor, who's a maniac.
11:23 So when I'm Trevor, I act all wild.
11:24 I'm crazy.
11:25 - Oh, you're a meta actor.
11:26 - From Franklin, or from the old--
11:29 - Mike, was it?
11:30 - Michael.
11:30 Michael is like my age, so it's a bit more relatable.
11:32 So I always try to do what I would do.
11:34 And with Franklin, I try to always--
11:35 - You just try to watch baseball with Michael.
11:36 - I know, who likes to watch old movies.
11:38 And then Franklin, I always try to be a good person.
11:41 So I try to do it whoever I'm being.
11:43 From Trevor, I'm wild.
11:45 - When you're the good person,
11:46 do you obey the traffic lights?
11:47 - I don't do the traffic lights,
11:48 'cause I don't have the patience for it,
11:49 but I try to do everything else pretty--
11:51 If I see someone getting robbed,
11:52 I always beat up the bad guy and give the money back.
11:54 - Oh, wow.
11:55 - And with Franklin, if I'm Trevor, fuck it.
11:57 I got the money now.
11:58 - You beat 'em both up, steal all the--
11:59 - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
12:00 Like, I randomly shot this guy
12:02 that was being nice to me when I was Trevor,
12:04 for no reason.
12:05 - Just for being Trevor.
12:07 He's a meth head, he's a crazy--
12:08 - He's crazy!
12:08 - Yeah.
12:09 - Back in the day, Grand Theft Auto III,
12:11 nothing was better than just sitting
12:13 in your parents' basement with your friends
12:14 and just not playing the quest,
12:16 just going around beating up people,
12:17 and infinite ammo, infinite--
12:19 - Going to the strip club, seeing some virtual boobies.
12:21 - I can, in Grand Theft Auto III,
12:23 could you, was there a strip club?
12:24 - Three, maybe not.
12:24 - I think it was, I think it was,
12:26 III was the one in Miami, the Bight City,
12:28 the '80s one.
12:28 - Bight City, yeah.
12:29 - That was the greatest one,
12:30 the one in New York, incredible.
12:31 - Yeah.
12:32 - You say that was fun when you were a kid
12:34 and you're, how old were you?
12:36 - We were probably 12, 13.
12:37 - Well, that's fun as fuck, when you're 44?
12:39 That's fun as fuck.
12:40 - Robbie knows, the new Spider-Man came out,
12:42 and I was like, "Can you play that on PS3?"
12:45 And he's like, "I don't think so."
12:46 I think I'm on PS3.
12:47 - I bought a PS4 for that Spider-Man game,
12:49 and it was another one.
12:50 I was addicted for a month and a half,
12:52 and then I haven't played it since.
12:53 - It's a great game, though.
12:54 - It is, it's really good.
12:55 I'm so far behind on systems.
12:56 - Basically, Spider-Man Grand Theft Auto.
12:58 - Yeah, yeah, it's the open sandbox thing, it's awesome.
13:00 - 100%.
13:01 - The PS5 really is fun, I really like it,
13:04 I have a lot of fun.
13:04 - I need to get into it.
13:05 - It has a 4K player, so I can watch my old movies.
13:07 I get the Criterion Collection.
13:09 It's built for me, I can watch my old movies on it,
13:11 and I get to play all the games I like.
13:13 - Physical media, right?
13:14 - Oh, I love physical media.
13:15 Yeah, 'cause don't trust the studios,
13:17 they'll take stuff away, it's always sunny.
13:19 They've taken episodes off,
13:22 'cause it's too controversial.
13:23 So you can't trust, I'm gonna trust these
13:25 media conglomerates, fuck you, I'm gonna own it,
13:27 and then I have it.
13:28 - RA warned us, physical media,
13:29 you gotta buy physical media.
13:31 Christopher Nolan.
13:33 - We are, I'm in lockstep with those guys.
13:34 - I think a more recent,
13:36 it literally just happened like yesterday,
13:37 they took a Kanye West song down,
13:39 or something like that, from streaming services.
13:41 - The poopity, scoobity one?
13:42 - No, I don't know which one it was.
13:44 It was off Vultures.
13:45 All right, video games.
13:50 Rachel Dolezal?
13:52 - Queen.
13:53 - The former, the woman who pretended
13:56 she was black to be an NCAA,
13:58 NCAA,
13:59 NAACP head in Washington.
14:06 She had an OnlyFans, this came out a while ago,
14:08 I remember seeing it and being like, oh God.
14:10 She just got fired from her teaching job
14:12 in Tucson, Arizona.
14:14 This week, her school discovered
14:15 that she had a public OnlyFans page,
14:17 and they got rid of her.
14:18 - People knew this before the school knew it?
14:20 - Yeah, so this came out--
14:21 - I have so many questions here.
14:23 - Maybe a year, maybe more.
14:25 And I remember, so I remember going to it,
14:28 you gotta pay to see the stuff,
14:30 so I was like, I'm not paying however much she charges.
14:33 But I wanna say someone tweeted out some of the pictures,
14:36 and it was disgusting.
14:39 - What's her name?
14:40 - It was not--
14:41 - So what was she calling herself?
14:42 - Oh, she changed her name?
14:43 - Nkechi Diallo?
14:46 - That sounds like appropriation.
14:47 - Okay.
14:48 - She, yeah, she's just pretending to be a new race now.
14:51 - My issue with the school,
14:53 so the school knows she was Rachel Dolezal
14:56 before they hired her to be a teacher?
14:58 - Insane.
14:59 - That seems crazy.
15:00 - Insanity.
15:01 - Yeah, that's who's teaching the youth
15:03 and molding young minds.
15:06 - Is she still pretending to be black?
15:08 Or is--
15:09 - I have a bigger issue with that
15:11 than her doing an OnlyFans, if I'm the school,
15:13 if I'm the parents.
15:14 - Oh, definitely.
15:15 Parent-teacher conferences, you go in and you're like,
15:17 that's the lady that--
15:18 - Wait, that's--
15:19 - Fake being in the NAACP.
15:21 - I don't care about her showing her tits on OnlyFans,
15:23 I care that she seems like someone who's--
15:25 - Yeah, I don't care about her showing her tits
15:26 on OnlyFans, but I don't think she's just showing her tits.
15:29 I think she's going, based on the photos--
15:31 - We're getting everything?
15:32 - Is she doing like porn?
15:32 - Based on the blurred photos of the news station hat,
15:34 I think she's showing her buttholes.
15:36 - Can you go back to the blurred photo?
15:37 - Mm-hmm.
15:38 - Nice.
15:39 - Thank you.
15:40 - Is her OnlyFans listed as Ebony?
15:42 (laughing)
15:45 - They're talking about it on the news.
15:47 - But there's the thumbnail--
15:49 - They're getting piped on the news.
15:51 Here's a video from her page.
15:53 - But the thumbnail that was just on the video
15:55 was just her like spreading her cheeks, there.
15:57 - Oh my goodness, yeah, okay.
15:58 - In front of a Christmas tree,
15:59 so it's a little festive, I like that.
16:01 - Happy Christmas.
16:02 - Yeah.
16:03 I'd say, I think the bigger issue to me
16:06 is that a school would hire Rachel Dolezal
16:09 to be an elementary school teacher, that's wild.
16:11 - Yes. - Yeah.
16:12 - I don't know what you, I mean, you gotta--
16:14 - I mean, she has to work again.
16:15 - Right.
16:16 - She shouldn't not be able to earn a living,
16:18 but that seems like not maybe the best line of work.
16:20 - She's all, yeah, she's, I don't know,
16:22 hopefully she's not a history teacher,
16:23 but like just like--
16:24 - Right, she's a kid, she's a kid.
16:24 - But like, you know, it's February, up until yesterday,
16:26 she was teaching Black History Month?
16:28 - Yeah, it's not good.
16:29 - No, she's not the best, you know,
16:30 the best person to teach them.
16:32 - Don't think so.
16:32 - No.
16:33 - Eh.
16:34 Robbie, this is, both of you guys are movie guys.
16:38 Madam Web, it's out, starring Dakota Johnson,
16:41 Sidney Sweeney, people are saying
16:43 it is one of the worst movies ever.
16:45 Film critic Sean O'Connell said it's one of the worst
16:48 movies ever made of any genre, not just superhero movies.
16:52 The story makes no sense, the action is boring.
16:55 Dakota Johnson looks bored and you feel it,
16:58 it makes Morbius look like the Dark Knight.
17:00 - I saw Morbius, that sounds hard to believe.
17:02 Morbius was horrible.
17:03 - I watched Morbius going to bed one night,
17:05 I got like halfway through and I just,
17:07 I had to turn it off.
17:08 Yeah, Dakota Johnson says she has not yet watched the movie.
17:12 I'm gonna ask if she will, she said, I don't know,
17:15 I'll see it someday.
17:16 - Her quotes about this movie are hilarious
17:18 because the check is clearly cashed
17:20 and she just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
17:22 - I went to the movie theater and saw a trailer for this.
17:24 The trailer, you could just tell it was
17:25 the worst movie ever made.
17:26 I was like, this looks awful.
17:28 - Everything about it has made it seem
17:31 like the worst movie ever.
17:32 Like, even in the lead up, there was nobody at any point
17:35 that was like, this might be good.
17:37 The fact that it's a Sony movie,
17:39 Sony has this contract where they have to make movies
17:42 related to Spider-Man per every couple years
17:45 to keep the rights to Spider-Man.
17:47 - Got it.
17:47 - So they're literally like,
17:48 we gotta crank out these fucking movies
17:50 so we don't lose the rights to Spider-Man.
17:52 There's no care or thought put into them.
17:54 The screenwriters of this have some of the worst resume.
17:58 It's like, they've done this, Morbius, Gods of Egypt,
18:01 a bunch of movies that like haven't reached
18:03 past 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.
18:05 - You know what this reminds me of?
18:06 So, Bill Cosby, in the middle of his biggest fame
18:11 with Cosby's show, he made a movie.
18:12 He directed it, it was called Leonard Part Six.
18:14 There was no one through five, that was it.
18:17 And he played a superhero.
18:18 It was so bad that he would go on late night shows
18:21 and be like, don't go to see the movie.
18:23 Like, it is not what I thought it was gonna be.
18:25 It is horrible.
18:26 So it feels like we're gonna get with Dakota Johnson
18:28 where it's like, it's so bad.
18:29 Even she's just like, I don't know, stay home.
18:31 Now, Ben Kline, we found out this before we went on air.
18:36 You have a connection with Madame Web.
18:37 - Rundown producer. - Oh yeah, yeah.
18:38 I had the privilege of being a below the line
18:41 production assistant on the shoot.
18:43 So most of it they shot in Massachusetts,
18:45 but some of it they shot in Bronx.
18:48 My job was to lock up Jerome Avenue.
18:52 So locking up means like, well,
18:54 they were doing this ambulance chase scene.
18:56 And my job was to make sure no traffic
18:58 or pedestrians walked on the thing.
19:01 So I don't know, like the way I look
19:03 is not the kind of person that people who are native
19:06 to Jerome Avenue wanna be told they can't walk down.
19:08 (laughing)
19:09 So definitely some very funny encounters,
19:11 but no, very, very interesting experience.
19:13 - What was morale like on the set?
19:14 - Could you tell that it was gonna be good?
19:15 - It was a huge set.
19:16 I mean, this was like,
19:17 they had like seven blocks of Jerome Avenue locked up.
19:20 There was like, I wanna say five to 600 people in the crew,
19:25 mostly stunt doubles.
19:27 So I wasn't like hanging out with Sydney Sweeney
19:29 or anything. - Did you see them?
19:30 - Saw Celeste O'Connor,
19:32 'cause she had like a little skateboard moment.
19:35 So I'm gonna see it.
19:36 - But did you see Sydney Sweeney?
19:37 - Did not see, no interaction with Sydney, unfortunately.
19:41 That's really all I could tell you.
19:42 It was interesting beyond set.
19:43 - It's wild that many people,
19:45 you said five or six people, which I believe,
19:46 movies, movie sets are huge,
19:47 can make something this horrible.
19:49 Like you think someone would be like,
19:50 "Guys, let's turn the brakes for a second, this is awful."
19:53 - Like the director, like, is he just standing there
19:55 with his arms crossed being like,
19:56 "This is the biggest turd ever."
19:58 - I think they gotta know.
20:00 - But he's gotta like keep morale up and be like,
20:01 "All right, guys, you're doing great."
20:02 - For this chase scene, the director was not there.
20:06 The AD was running the show,
20:08 which I thought was pretty interesting.
20:09 - That is interesting.
20:10 Maybe the director was not involved in this event.
20:12 - The director's like, "You didn't give a fuck."
20:14 "I'm not gonna do anything."
20:15 - I was gonna ask, I don't know if anyone knows this,
20:17 how often is like the director not there for a movie?
20:19 - More than you'd think for second unit stuff.
20:21 - Yeah.
20:22 - Like for instance, the Sopranos credits,
20:25 that was all done by a second unit.
20:26 Like, you know, this is a small thing, that's iconic.
20:29 You'd be surprised how many iconic things
20:30 were shot by second unit people.
20:32 - Shout out to second unit people.
20:35 Barstool Aftershow, Dave Got a Dog, Miss Peaches.
20:38 - Adorable.
20:39 - Awesome dog. - Adorable dog.
20:41 - I love the videos, I'm addicted to the videos.
20:43 I'm like checking his page for Miss Peaches updates.
20:45 - Miss Peaches is great.
20:46 - She's scared of the steps.
20:48 - But the tail wagon, look at this.
20:49 And him like opening the door
20:51 to your new mansion, Miss Peaches.
20:53 Going from being an abused dog, the way Dave describes,
20:56 an abused dog to this, it makes my heart so happy.
20:59 - Someone was saying little orphan Annie.
21:01 - Yeah, it really is.
21:02 - Daddy Warbucks.
21:04 - Like to see Miss Peaches like rolled immediately
21:06 on her back like that, to show the belly,
21:08 that's such a passive, nice dog move.
21:11 Look at the tail wagon, so happy.
21:13 - That's a great dog.
21:14 And Dave's such a dog guy that you know he's gonna like,
21:16 give that dog the best life in the world.
21:19 Look at that face.
21:20 I'm a Miss Peaches guy, I need a Miss Peaches shirt.
21:23 - On the unnamed show,
21:25 Wit was giving Dave shit for his dog voice.
21:27 - Miss Peaches, I don't know that you can sleep like that.
21:33 You take a cold bed.
21:34 I know Miss Peaches.
21:38 - I don't know if this dog is turning
21:40 into a total pussy or not, but this guy,
21:42 while you're talking to your dog.
21:43 - I'm a dog guy, always have been.
21:44 - While you're talking to your dog,
21:45 while you're talking to your dog
21:45 in your baby voice on these videos.
21:47 - Yeah, I always do that, Kirk.
21:48 - Oh, the producer is shitting on him.
21:51 - Let me tell you this.
21:52 Me talking to my dog in my dog voice
21:55 has more views than the Kirk Minahan show
21:57 has had from the beginning to the end.
21:59 So I'll keep talking to my dog in the dog voice.
22:02 It is embarrassing, but it's irrelevant.
22:04 - You're saying everyone talks to dogs like that.
22:06 I would never talk to a baby like that.
22:07 - No, no, both people do.
22:09 I like dogs more than babies.
22:10 People talk to babies in Google voice
22:12 and dogs in Google voice.
22:13 - You're kind of a guy who like,
22:16 people without kids, they appreciate dogs to another level.
22:20 Then you have kids and you realize it's a dog.
22:22 - Yeah, a dog is like-
22:23 - Well, I don't have kids, so maybe so.
22:24 - Okay, fair enough.
22:25 - Do you guys talk in dog voices?
22:27 - Yeah, I'm a big dog voice guy.
22:28 - You both have dogs, I have dogs.
22:30 - I don't a ton.
22:31 I usually talk like they're real,
22:33 but sometimes I'll fall into it a little bit.
22:35 - It is kind of funny to picture you talking to a dog
22:38 like Dead Sears.
22:39 Like, do you see the fucking stats on MLB reference?
22:41 - I'll talk about the movie.
22:42 Like, Melfi and I watch a movie,
22:43 I'll be like, "Melf, can you believe this?
22:45 "How good is this movie, right, Melf?"
22:46 And she'll just, you know, she'll grunt at me.
22:48 - Yeah, I do my dog voice.
22:49 I feel like I'm used to it.
22:50 If you're not a dog voice person
22:52 and you see like Dave doing that dog voice,
22:54 I understand being taken aback by it,
22:55 but you gotta get used to it.
22:56 - When you first get the dog,
22:57 you almost have, especially a dog that's had an abuse,
22:59 you need to like coax them in.
23:01 I know when I first got my puppy,
23:02 I talked like a baby to it
23:03 because like you need to coax it in.
23:04 - Yeah, I've seen stuff that dogs like respond better
23:07 to talking like a baby.
23:08 Like they're like, get some go, like.
23:11 - We don't know what Miss Peaches dealt with
23:13 before Dave met her.
23:14 Like, so you probably wanna be on the softer side,
23:18 at least at first, for sure.
23:19 - And she was crying during the unnamed show
23:21 just for separation anxiety already.
23:22 - Yes, Dave, I know.
23:24 - He needs a chair right next to him.
23:25 It's such a quiet dog.
23:26 Usually, well, it seems like from the videos
23:28 that chair next to him sits on a bar stool
23:31 during the unnamed show, it'd be great.
23:33 - Yeah.
23:34 - Miss Peaches.
23:35 - Miss Peaches.
23:36 - New mascot of bar stool.
23:36 - Yep.
23:37 - I can also see Clemmer being like on a sitcom
23:41 where he like talks to a dog and the dog talks back.
23:43 Like he just--
23:44 - Oh yeah, I'd be on a show.
23:45 - Like an elf, but with a dog.
23:46 - Turner Hooch, you know, Tom Hanks and a dog fight crime.
23:48 You know, they're both cops.
23:49 I like that.
23:50 - Haven't heard of that.
23:51 - Yeah, came on the 80s. - What was it, a TV show?
23:52 - It was a movie, yes.
23:54 - Good one?
23:55 - Ah, it was okay.
23:56 It was right before he did "Beg" or right around that time.
23:58 And him and a dog are teamed up.
24:00 He doesn't like dogs.
24:01 The dog, he's messed up with his dog
24:03 to be his partner as a cop.
24:04 And they end up just being best friends.
24:06 - Does the dog talk?
24:07 - No.
24:07 - Oh.
24:08 - Dog helps fight crime though.
24:09 - I'm into that.
24:10 I watched a classic last night for the first time.
24:12 When Harry Met Sally.
24:13 - Oh yeah.
24:14 - Oh, I've never seen it.
24:15 It's a good one.
24:16 - I hope she's having.
24:17 - It's good, yeah.
24:18 Billy Crystal, I can't un-hears Mike Wazowski.
24:20 - Oh yeah.
24:21 - I was kind of just picturing Mike Wazowski
24:23 saying some raunchy lines, which made it funnier.
24:25 - Very, very, very attractive Meg Ryan.
24:27 - Is that the one where she like has an orgasm?
24:29 Like fakes an orgasm?
24:30 - Yes.
24:31 I didn't know that scene was coming.
24:32 That was, that was a scene.
24:34 - You like it?
24:36 - Yeah.
24:36 - Yeah.
24:37 - Cinema, absolute cinema.
24:38 Martin Scorsese.
24:39 - It's a good movie.
24:40 - Great movie.
24:41 And short too, it's an hour and a half.
24:42 Breeze.
24:43 - Pat Bev, talking about "Mantis".
24:47 This was, this video is hilarious.
24:49 - Get to the other guy.
24:50 Come on.
24:51 - "Mantis"?
24:52 - So Dave goes,
24:53 "Hey Pat, I got a kid driving down from Indiana.
24:55 He can fucking burn it."
24:57 - Are you that good?
24:58 Or can you hit like 10 in a row?
24:59 All right, so come on over.
25:02 - But he's a little bit deformed.
25:04 Ah, Dave, you can't say that.
25:05 - He know, seriously, he is.
25:06 His body is reversed.
25:08 What the fuck you mean his body is reversed?
25:12 - The front of his body is in the back
25:14 and the back of his body is in the front.
25:15 - So I'm like, man, Dave, man, you tripping, bro.
25:18 I'm thinking he trolling per use.
25:20 Guy walks in, leans all the way back.
25:23 Everybody yells out, "That boy bent."
25:26 [laughing]
25:27 - That boy bent?
25:28 [laughing]
25:28 "Mantis" one day gone dry.
25:30 That boy bent?
25:31 - That's his slogan, "That boy bent."
25:33 - That boy bent.
25:34 His whole body was like on a like a reverse question mark.
25:38 Then he comes in, fit on.
25:40 He disappears for like three minutes.
25:42 Comes back, LeBron James, Miami Heat fit from head to toe.
25:46 Walks up to me.
25:47 What's up, twin?
25:48 God.
25:49 - What's up, bro?
25:50 - What up, twin?
25:51 How you doing?
25:51 - Twin.
25:52 - I don't know what's going on, right?
25:54 So they give me the scooter.
25:55 Like, yeah, Pat, he made like 98 free throws consecutively.
25:58 - Describe his shooting form.
26:00 - Heave, like, like one arm heave.
26:04 - From hip.
26:05 - Cash.
26:06 - He can't miss.
26:07 - He can't miss.
26:08 - It was insane.
26:09 - I'm looking like, what the fuck is going on?
26:11 - He might get a 10 day.
26:12 - He's down there heaving threes.
26:14 Big Cat goes, "We're only shooting free throws, Mantis."
26:18 I look down, Mantis is Steph Curry and shit.
26:21 Like this, one arm.
26:22 See, I usually shoot with one arm,
26:23 but when I'm really focused, I use my hips.
26:26 Ah, what is going on right now?
26:28 - Dave is explaining to Pat Bev,
26:29 and he's like, yeah, this guy's like built in reverse.
26:31 I would love for there to be like a room of like 12 people
26:34 that have never seen Mantis in their life.
26:36 Dave explain what he looks like, and then like draw it.
26:39 Or like police sketch artists,
26:41 like see what they come up with.
26:42 - That'd be a good video idea.
26:43 - That'd be, 'cause it makes him sound like he's,
26:46 I mean, I don't know how you explain Mantis,
26:48 but it makes it sound like his like organs
26:50 are on the outside of his body.
26:52 - It makes it sound like you took an action figure
26:53 and just like turned the head.
26:55 - The body all right, yeah.
26:56 The thing about Mantis that I always find baffling
26:58 is that no one medically knows what's wrong with him.
27:01 - Yeah.
27:02 - He's never been diagnosed,
27:03 it's almost like he's the first.
27:04 - Except for the BDS.
27:05 - The BDS?
27:06 - Big Dick Syndrome.
27:07 - Okay.
27:08 But he's never been diagnosed with anything.
27:11 - Right.
27:12 - So like, is he the first of his,
27:12 like is he the first person to have this ailment?
27:15 - Yeah, I don't know.
27:17 I assume there has to be others.
27:19 - There's the other Mantis.
27:19 - Yeah, but yeah, like you're saying,
27:21 he said before, they don't know what it is.
27:24 - Imagine going to a doctor,
27:25 having something that's noticeably wrong with you,
27:27 and they're like, I don't know.
27:28 - Yeah, I guess it's as good as mine, man.
27:30 - That's what they call it.
27:32 So they call it BDS,
27:33 but that basically just means we don't know what the fuck.
27:36 - Bodily Distress Syndrome.
27:37 - I thought Mav says that for the Big Dick Syndrome.
27:38 - No, it actually is something BDS,
27:41 but it doesn't really mean anything.
27:43 - When Mantis first got to Barstool,
27:44 he did a video BDS, and he said Big Dick Syndrome.
27:47 - Okay.
27:48 - I did not know Bodily Distress Syndrome was what it was.
27:50 - I dropped that on Pat Bev on the stream too.
27:51 I straight up got him to fall hook line and sink,
27:53 oh, what's BDS?
27:54 - Mantis calling Pat Bev twin is just, that's funny.
27:58 - I feel like this BDS is bullshit.
28:00 - No, that's what I'm saying, it means nothing.
28:02 - It means it's a newly proposed diagnosis
28:04 of medically unexplained symptoms.
28:06 So in other words, we don't know.
28:07 - Yeah, that's the phrase for we don't know.
28:10 But I loved my favorite line in Pat Bev's
28:13 recap of the night was when he was like,
28:15 he's just hitting three after three after three,
28:18 I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
28:20 - Hitting Steph Curry threes.
28:22 Dave's telling me this guy can burn him from the line.
28:24 - And his description of the shot,
28:26 Rowan's like, how would you describe shot?
28:27 And he's like, heave, he heaves.
28:28 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he goes in.
28:31 - Every time, he's wet from the free point line.
28:34 His shot also, I didn't see it in real time,
28:36 but when Mantis did like, got Dave up to 15,
28:40 and on the last shot he hit the Steph Curry,
28:42 like shot and just turned right to Dave,
28:43 didn't even watch it go in, that was so good.
28:46 - That was, yeah.
28:47 He had a hell of a night.
28:48 - And Dave said on the Unnamed Show today,
28:50 if he wants a contract, he's got it.
28:51 - Yeah, it sounds like, he said it sounds like
28:53 Mantis is doing well on his own,
28:54 but it sounded like the door was open for him.
28:55 - If he wants a contract, he can get some Mantis.
28:56 - I've never met Mantis, me and Mantis just missed each other.
28:59 - Nice guy.
29:00 - I'm trying to think, yeah,
29:00 it would have been about maybe a year.
29:02 - Yeah.
29:03 - Ships passing by.
29:04 - Yeah.
29:04 - But yeah, Mantis, Mantis, Titus, White Boy Rick,
29:08 Indiana boys, repping Indiana on the stream, did well.
29:12 - Yeah.
29:13 - I mean, if you're from Indiana,
29:15 you can hit a free throw.
29:16 You can just pull random people out
29:18 and they're like 75% free throw shooters.
29:21 It's just all you had to do.
29:22 You just sit in the driveway and just free throw.
29:24 - That'd be an interesting stat,
29:25 take a hundred people from every state
29:27 and have them shoot free throws,
29:28 see which state has the most percentage.
29:29 - How many of you in Indiana?
29:30 - I would take Indiana.
29:31 - Yeah.
29:33 - Easily.
29:34 - Yeah, I would too.
29:35 - On DraftKings, they'd be like minus 10,000.
29:37 (laughing)
29:40 Frank Walks, Frank continuing to pull enormous guests
29:45 for Frank Walks, he had Mike Francesa on.
29:48 - Yeah.
29:49 - You guys, coming from the Midwest,
29:51 when I came out here, I didn't know who Mike Francesa was,
29:54 but the way everyone talked about him, he was a god.
29:57 - We, so we had him on Pick Central.
30:00 - Yeah.
30:01 - We had some, I mean, I've been here a couple years now,
30:02 we've had some pretty big names come in here.
30:04 - Yeah.
30:04 - I've only taken a picture with one person
30:06 my entire time at Barstool, Mike Francesa.
30:08 Mike Francesa means so much to me.
30:10 I grew up listening to him.
30:12 He's, I think he's brilliant.
30:14 Mike and the Mad Dog was the best radio show ever.
30:16 - Yep.
30:17 - I love Mike Francesa, and be able to talk sports
30:19 with him for an hour was incredible.
30:21 And then right when we were done, he went over
30:23 and did radio with Kevin and with Frank.
30:25 - Yeah.
30:26 - And Frank and him hit it off.
30:27 - Yep.
30:28 - Instantly, which makes total sense.
30:29 - The whole office stopped when he came in,
30:30 and everyone's like, "Oh my God, it's Francesa."
30:32 - It was just, Mike Francesa is the greatest.
30:35 I love him so much, and I'm so happy Frank
30:38 got to have this interaction with him.
30:39 And I love that Mike treated Frank with a lot of respect.
30:42 Like, they seem to have a lot of mutual respect,
30:43 which I really appreciated.
30:44 - I think he appreciates Frank's knowledge
30:46 of like the history of sports.
30:48 - Exactly.
30:49 - Just the fact that anything Mike Francesa references,
30:51 Frank knows what he's talking about.
30:52 - Yes.
30:53 - And I'm sure Mike Francesa doesn't have a lot of people
30:55 in his life like that.
30:56 - That's what I was gonna say, is I doubt he has anyone
30:58 to talk to where they just know everything.
31:00 - He could bring up a fucking random game three
31:03 from the 1970s, and Frank is like, "Yeah, it was five
31:05 "to three, and so-and-so hit the."
31:07 - This is what I always say about Frank.
31:08 Like, everyone's like, "Oh, Frank screams and yells."
31:10 Like, that's not it.
31:11 Like, this guy knows so much.
31:12 - He does, dude.
31:13 - I know he does, but if you sit and talk to him
31:16 for a half an hour, it's not just sports.
31:17 - No.
31:18 - Movies, '80s music, '70s, he'll tell you
31:21 who the fucking drummer was on a random song.
31:23 Like, his wealth of knowledge is so deep.
31:26 People get so caught up in the screaming, and I get it,
31:28 but Frank's my friend, not 'cause of the screaming.
31:31 - Right.
31:32 - It's because he's like a really interesting guy
31:33 to talk to.
31:34 - Well, we all kind of sit in his area,
31:37 but we'll be talking about something random.
31:38 Like, the other day, we were talking about Mike Piazza,
31:41 and he's like, "Well, you know, Axl Roe,"
31:42 or we're talking, he's like, "Well, Mike Piazza
31:45 "leaked Axl Roe's, like, punk rock, heavy metal."
31:49 - He leaked a song from Chinese bureaucracy.
31:50 - Yeah.
31:51 - I didn't even see, I didn't even.
31:51 - Which, like, I, and Frank also sometimes makes up
31:55 fake stats about certain things.
31:56 - Yes, yeah, Frank does.
31:57 - So, I was like, you know, listening to this,
32:00 like, this is a crazy story, but I'm gonna have to verify
32:02 this information after he's done with this story,
32:04 and I looked it up.
32:05 There's like one article from, like, 2006 archived,
32:08 and it's exactly what Frank is saying.
32:11 Ask Frank any question about Seinfeld, he'll know it.
32:13 Like, Frank--
32:14 - Seinfeld, Star Wars, Frank brought in not too long ago,
32:17 maybe a year or two ago, his patches from the Star Wars
32:21 fan club that he was in in the '80s.
32:23 - Oh, wow.
32:24 - They sent him a Revenge of the Jedi patch
32:26 before they changed the title to Return of the Jedi,
32:29 and he still has it, so, like, couldn't say enough
32:32 great things about talking Star Wars with the tank.
32:34 - I love this, I love that Frank and Mike,
32:36 this is like two of my favorite people,
32:37 that's the best.
32:38 - Yeah, like I was saying, coming from the Midwest,
32:41 I didn't really know who Mike Francesa was.
32:43 Loved him, loved him when he came in.
32:44 He commands a room.
32:46 - And he has so many good clips online,
32:48 like, I feel like I was a little young for his heyday,
32:51 so my knowledge of him is mostly through, like,
32:53 the prank calls and the random reactions,
32:56 him falling asleep on air.
32:58 There are so many YouTube clips.
32:59 If you don't know Mike Francesa,
33:01 if you're not an East Coast guy,
33:02 go down the rabbit hole, it's really worth it.
33:03 - Funhaus, the Twitter account has a lot of his funny clips.
33:05 - Funhaus, the Twitter account, yeah.
33:07 So good.
33:08 I love just hearing you guys talk about him,
33:11 'cause the way you guys talked about him,
33:12 it was like he wasn't a real person,
33:14 like I said, it was like he was a god.
33:15 - He's almost not in my mind.
33:16 - This mythical creature, yeah.
33:18 Other content.
33:22 - Yes.
33:23 - Glimmer will be doing solitary confinement.
33:25 - Yes, I'm gonna lock myself up in a windowless room
33:29 with no cell phone, no clocks,
33:33 starting on Monday, March 4th at 10 a.m.
33:35 It's gonna go 100 hours 'til Friday, 2 p.m.
33:39 Vibs and Marty and my guards, they'll bring me food.
33:42 It's more solitary confinement, not like Mr. Beast,
33:46 but more like Supermax.
33:47 So I'll have guards, but I'm not gonna be able
33:50 to see daylight, I'm not gonna be able
33:51 to know what time it is, and they'll bring me food,
33:53 and then you guys will have me do challenges,
33:54 hopefully to earn more stuff,
33:55 but all I'm bringing with me are a basketball,
33:58 basketball hoop, like a Nerf ball,
33:59 my baseball encyclopedia, and a notebook,
34:01 and all of this will be live streamed.
34:03 So starting March 4th, I will be,
34:05 actually downstairs, we're gonna do it in Shoe Guys,
34:07 and I'll be downstairs locking myself up.
34:09 - The room that you will be doing it in is disgusting.
34:13 It is a gross room.
34:14 - And I guess people have seen rats.
34:17 - Oh.
34:18 - I'm gonna have, yeah, I'm gonna have snacks,
34:20 I'm gonna put it all in a plastic Tupperware,
34:22 like a crate so the rats don't get to it.
34:24 I'm gonna have, you guys are gonna have
34:25 to throw it in the trash every night.
34:26 - Yeah, we were in a meeting and you were talking about,
34:29 yeah, the rats are gonna get to the snacks.
34:31 There used to be a time when if you just left
34:33 anything on your desk, in your little cubbyhole thing,
34:37 in the desk, rats would get to it like that.
34:38 - I didn't see any rat turds.
34:40 Me and you did a walk through the room.
34:41 I was looking for rat shit, 'cause I'm like,
34:43 what am I getting myself into?
34:45 I didn't see any, so I'm hoping the rats,
34:46 but then you start bringing food to an area
34:49 in New York City.
34:49 - But even in your desk, if you just had
34:52 too many bar stool shirts, they'd nest inside the shirts.
34:55 - Yeah, I'm hoping that I don't see any rats.
34:58 Everything else, I just gotta keep myself entertained
35:00 for 100 hours with my baseball encyclopedia.
35:01 - Let me ask you this.
35:03 I don't know if you wanna give this away.
35:05 What's the notebook for, you think?
35:06 - So I love, I'm gonna write blogs,
35:09 I'll handwrite some blogs, and also I like to keep track.
35:12 So I'll do, and I'll show people when I do it,
35:14 I like to write out the stats, so I'll do the encyclopedia,
35:16 I'll write it out, I'll kind of explain.
35:19 Unfortunately, my encyclopedia only goes to 2006,
35:21 so it's gonna be a lot like old baseball.
35:23 - Can you not get a new edition of the--
35:26 - It went out of print.
35:27 So baseball records, now they stopped making sense
35:29 financially to keep putting out, but I love it,
35:30 'cause it has all the history from 1900 to 2006.
35:33 - Yeah.
35:34 - But yeah, hopefully people will watch,
35:35 I'll have the chat on, so I'll be able to react to the chat,
35:38 and yeah, I will be--
35:39 - Writing blogs will be funny.
35:40 You sliding a blog under the--
35:42 - Yeah, I'll just throw it in there,
35:43 and these guys will bring me meals,
35:47 and have contests to try to win more things,
35:49 like maybe I can win a VHS tape or something.
35:51 - I've heard about that.
35:52 I would like to donate a VHS tape to the cause.
35:55 - Really?
35:56 - Yeah, I recently found the best of Raw 1997.
35:59 - Is this wrestling?
36:00 - Yeah, and it's the raunchiest,
36:03 worst, not worst, like best era of wrestling.
36:05 - Yeah.
36:06 - In terms of, it's a lot of like,
36:08 you know, Sable takes her shirt off,
36:10 and she's got Playboy bunnies on her boobs,
36:12 or Stone Cold fills Mr. McMahon's car with cement.
36:15 - Yeah.
36:16 - Stuff that clever might not be super fancy.
36:17 - Couldn't it have gotten me like Scorsese something?
36:20 - I don't have a Scorsese VHS.
36:22 If I had it, I would bring it in.
36:23 - '90s wrestling is the best.
36:25 - It's so entertaining.
36:27 - The Rock's saying, "Shut your candy ass, you jabroni."
36:29 - And that is going to be the best VHS tape he'll have.
36:33 - It might be.
36:34 - The stuff we've picked out for him is not good.
36:36 - Wonderful, I think of like Walter White,
36:38 the reason, so like why am I doing this?
36:40 Like does that, I'm trying to explain why,
36:43 I've always wanted to do this,
36:44 and I've always been kind of,
36:45 like if I was in a Supermax prison in Colorado,
36:47 like could I keep myself occupied enough?
36:51 'Cause you know, and even then,
36:52 at least they have a clock and a window,
36:53 I'm not gonna have those things,
36:54 but it's only for 100 hours,
36:55 but can I keep myself entertained for 100 hours?
36:59 I've always wondered if I could,
37:00 so I'm like, all right, this is a weird job where I can try it.
37:03 - Does your instinct say you can?
37:04 - Yes, I'm confident I can do this,
37:07 but then I see stuff and be like,
37:08 oh, if you're in solitary confinement for too long,
37:10 you do go crazy.
37:11 Now I will be, at least these guys will be bringing me meals,
37:12 so I won't, like I said, it'd be more like being in a prison,
37:15 but even like prisoners talk, like,
37:16 oh, if I'm in like, that cell is scary as fuck to me.
37:20 - Do you think you'll be different when you come out?
37:23 - I have no way to predict, I wouldn't think so.
37:25 - Yeah.
37:26 - I don't know, I imagine seeing sunlight at first
37:27 would be kind of, I wonder if I'll appreciate those things
37:30 for at least a little while,
37:30 then you take everything for granted again.
37:32 - He comes out super religious.
37:33 He comes out, he's like, I've seen God,
37:35 I've seen the light, like.
37:36 - He becomes a man of the cloth.
37:38 - You come out, you hate baseball.
37:40 (laughing)
37:40 - No!
37:41 - It's like doing Iowa,
37:42 like you have a different personality,
37:43 you're like, I never want to see that in my life.
37:46 - Is there any part of you that's like, yeah,
37:48 I might give up, I might quit, like?
37:50 - I don't think so.
37:52 I mean, I'm, no.
37:53 - 'Cause I--
37:54 - You don't go into something like this with like, even,
37:57 have you, I mean, everyone,
37:58 you got doubts every once in a while,
37:59 but are you like, eh, do you have your doubts?
38:01 Like, I could leave that.
38:02 - The closer I get to it, the more nervous I get.
38:03 - I could leave out of it.
38:04 - But like, I don't think I'm gonna quit,
38:05 but I am gonna get like a little bit,
38:07 like I pitched this last month,
38:08 and I was like, I went to Dave,
38:10 and I asked Dave about it,
38:11 and Dave's like, said it was okay,
38:12 you know, it was okay to do and everything.
38:14 And I'm like, all right, it's fine.
38:15 But now as we get closer and closer to it,
38:16 I'm starting to get like a little anxiety.
38:17 - You gotta do it, yeah.
38:18 - Yeah, it's like, oh fuck, this is becoming real.
38:20 - Yeah, so that'll be the first week of March,
38:22 so we'll be talking about it a lot more,
38:23 but I just thought this would be a fun way
38:25 to kind of announce it.
38:26 - I'm excited to see it.
38:26 I'm excited to see how you do.
38:29 - I'm excited to do it.
38:30 - Yeah.
38:31 - Kind of, I say that now, but like,
38:31 after hour four, I'm gonna be like,
38:32 what the fuck, this is so boring.
38:34 - Well, yeah, like in the middle of the night,
38:35 I'm sure one of those nights,
38:36 you're just gonna be like, ah.
38:38 - I'll never know when to go to bed.
38:39 I sleep pretty well.
38:40 I don't snore, so no one will hear me snore.
38:42 I don't think, at least, maybe I do.
38:44 My wife says I don't.
38:46 - Yeah, the best part of it is him not knowing
38:49 what time it is, and the room he's in,
38:51 yeah, has no windows.
38:52 The ceiling is so low.
38:53 It's, like I said, it's gross.
38:54 - It's a very depressing room.
38:55 - It is a gross room.
38:56 - I think people are gonna like it, though.
38:59 I think the chat's gonna have a lot of fun with it.
39:00 - I hope so.
39:01 - We're gonna try to get a TV in there
39:04 that just has the chat going 24/7.
39:05 - That'd be great.
39:06 - That's right.
39:07 Yeah, so we'll see.
39:08 - Tune in.
39:09 - Yeah, we'll see.
39:10 Yeah, we'll have more announcements and stuff later on,
39:11 but I just thought I'd be able to talk about it now.
39:13 - Clemoring Solitary, and that is the rundown.
39:15 Thanks, gentlemen.
39:16 (whooshing)
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