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01:26 I'm going to be playoffs, the wild card, uh, all sweeps, sweep, sweep, sweep.
01:31 Uh, I guess we'll start Miami got swept.
01:33 Do you care?
01:34 I, you don't like the Marlins.
01:35 Like your least favorite Miami.
01:36 I don't like baseball.
01:37 I think it's the worst sport in the entire country.
01:41 It is so boring, but I do like playoff baseball.
01:43 So the fact that the Marlins made it and just got absolutely fucking Molly walked, it broke
01:48 my heart a little bit.
01:49 I still slept like a baby.
01:51 It's just weird because like they post everything on Instagram.
01:54 Oh, we made it to the playoffs.
01:55 We made it to the playoffs.
01:56 We made it to the playoffs.
01:58 And then two days later, like the season's over.
02:00 I would like to quote Frank, the tank and instead of wild card, more like mild card
02:04 because everyone swept and it was just kind of boring.
02:07 It was bad.
02:08 It was bad.
02:09 And I think the big argument right now is do they go back to the one game format, which
02:14 I know they like having more teams in it.
02:16 It's better for revenue.
02:17 It's better for more fan bases being in.
02:19 I mean, this guy just called it the worst sport in America.
02:21 So I think we need to, you know, we need to be more inclusive.
02:24 He's biased as fuck.
02:25 He just doesn't like the Miami Marlins.
02:27 I like that.
02:28 You're a White Sox guy.
02:29 Yeah, I'm a White Sox guy now, actually.
02:31 So I didn't even make the playoffs.
02:32 I didn't even make the playoffs.
02:33 Also, I didn't.
02:34 Did I not call what would happen?
02:36 Yeah.
02:37 So I become a White Sox fan and the Dolphins lose by twenty eight.
02:41 I almost have to like take that back.
02:42 You can't.
02:43 You got the White Sox, Dave.
02:44 Think on you.
02:45 Welcome to the White Sox, Dave.
02:46 Oh, my God.
02:47 If I just cost the Dolphins their football season for the White Sox, I'm going to have
02:53 to fucking quit.
02:54 I don't know what I'm doing.
02:55 But honestly, I know.
02:56 I mean, like maybe I'm biased in saying that because like the Jake Arrieta wildcard game
03:01 against the Pirates is like one of the best baseball experiences like ever.
03:06 But there is something about that one night.
03:08 Everyone's attention was on it.
03:09 That's a famous Conor Gillespie game with KFC.
03:13 And there's just way more juice when it's one night.
03:16 There is way more juice when it's one night.
03:17 But I do feel like baseball needs, as you said, with the format it is now.
03:22 You have more teams.
03:23 You have more fan bases.
03:24 You have more games to watch, more fun.
03:27 But because if you're not a true baseball fan like you want, I think you do want me
03:32 to be needs less games like I could get into baseball if it was like 80 games.
03:37 Like I'm not going to sit here and watch one hundred and sixty two games of baseball.
03:40 It's impossible.
03:41 You're not old enough to respect baseball.
03:43 I am.
03:44 I feel like you need to be able to sit there with a full nine innings and just be able
03:48 to do that.
03:49 I have ADHD.
03:50 I can't sit still for two minutes.
03:51 Do I?
03:52 You drink a good beer.
03:54 You sit there, you get good seats, you enjoy it.
03:56 I could watch a baseball game like I could go to the game and have the time of my life.
04:00 I can't watch it on TV.
04:03 You're not old enough.
04:04 But you could do one game.
04:05 Yes, you could.
04:06 No one game.
04:07 Yeah, you could do a one game.
04:08 Fuck.
04:09 Wildcard.
04:10 Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
04:11 They need less games.
04:12 Make it a one.
04:13 But then people say, why are you going to have one hundred sixty two game season if
04:15 you're going to come down to one game?
04:16 I'm like, hey, that's baseball.
04:18 Ace versus ace.
04:19 Grab your fucking nuts and go.
04:21 Right.
04:22 That's the best move by far.
04:24 And I know it's also tough to say right now because it was for bad series.
04:28 You know, it was.
04:30 Would you feel that same way if the Cubbies didn't have that historic?
04:33 Too sorry.
04:34 I'm sorry.
04:35 What did you say?
04:36 If the Cubbies didn't have the historic slide and, you know, you know, screw themselves,
04:40 would you be saying that or would you be wanting to watch multiple games for your Cubs to have
04:45 multiple chances?
04:46 No, I think I'm I think I want one.
04:48 I mean, the Phillies are better than us.
04:49 Like, I don't think like we felt like, yeah, we don't we don't do any better, unfortunately.
04:55 That's why I'm not even arguing that.
04:57 But because the big games are so bad, it's like, oh, someone.
05:00 But that's not the case.
05:02 Also, I will say the day that I came was yesterday.
05:05 No, the day before when I came on the mid show, I gave out picks.
05:09 I went, oh, and four.
05:10 And then yesterday I got three.
05:11 And so that just shows you how unpredictable baseball will be.
05:15 So play.
05:16 Yeah.
05:17 Play responsibly, guys.
05:18 That's how I play in these games.
05:19 Well, if they all slept, all you had to do was just fade what you did yesterday.
05:22 Actually, I didn't, though.
05:24 So all right, you're on one.
05:27 I'm excited.
05:28 Obviously, we'll see.
05:29 Phillies Braves is going to be good.
05:32 Yeah, it's going to be a great.
05:33 Yeah.
05:34 And then Orioles, I got there just a fun team to watch.
05:37 So hopefully the playoffs end up being good, even though the first round or the wild.
05:41 Yeah, the Strohs, your Strohs.
05:45 Second topic here.
05:46 There's a new golf book about live and it's starting drama on the tour.
05:49 Apparently, Brooks Koepka said, fuck all those country club kids who talk shit about me.
05:54 Do you think I give a fuck what they think?
05:55 Do you think I care what people say about me?
05:58 I just had three surgeries and I'm supposed to turn on one hundred thirty million.
06:02 And I don't know if it's confirmed, but this says it was referring to Justin Thomas and
06:05 Jordan Spieth.
06:06 So, Smokes, what do you got?
06:07 I fucking love it.
06:09 I love it.
06:10 And I've been team live since day one.
06:13 Everyone's crying about, oh, it's ruining golf.
06:16 Shut up, bro.
06:17 If I came to you with one hundred and thirty million dollars to play golf, you're going
06:21 to take that money.
06:23 And all these guys that passed on it for their pride or whatever they thought was right for
06:27 golf, they all lost a fucking bag.
06:30 And now they're crying about it.
06:31 And it's too late.
06:32 And Jay Monahan, the commissioner or whatever the fuck you call it for the PGA tour, he's
06:37 the biggest fraud of them all.
06:38 They went ahead and decided to do that partnership with live.
06:41 It's not Brooks fault that he signed for one hundred and thirty million dollars.
06:45 Anyone would take that money like the PGA tour does not play their pay their players
06:50 the way they should be paid.
06:51 Like you had guys like Patrick Cantlay, Xander Shoffley.
06:55 They're all they're all bitching that they're not getting paid for the Ryder Cup.
06:58 You know who wasn't bitching the guys on live that have one hundred and thirty million dollar
07:01 contract to go play golf.
07:03 So I love it.
07:04 Megan, I mean, I get just, you know, the golf hardos that, you know, don't want the whole
07:10 live tour to take over.
07:11 But also from what I've seen, they've made it really fun.
07:15 You know, like the watering hole.
07:16 That's that was the live tour, right, where they threw all the waters up after after he
07:20 made the putt.
07:21 But I feel like I don't know, I feel I feel I get both sides, but I do like Kepka kind
07:27 of just putting it out there and being like, fuck everybody else.
07:30 Fuck these country club kids, because, I mean, there is a sense of entitlement whenever you
07:33 like grow up playing golf and that's your main sport.
07:37 Like I feel like that also could potentially be the most expensive sport to get into and
07:41 play like throughout your life.
07:43 So, yeah, all these fucks do have a lot of money and they probably are like, oh, one
07:47 hundred and thirty mil, not that big of a deal.
07:49 But for someone like this who's just had three surgeries and doesn't really give a fuck anymore,
07:54 I feel like not not give a fuck anymore.
07:56 Excuse me, but give a fuck about his reputation.
08:00 I think it's kind of a cool take to have.
08:01 Now, would you be saying this if it was a league or a sport that you cared about, though?
08:05 Genuinely?
08:06 Genuinely?
08:07 I mean, I so growing up, my dad would force golf on me.
08:10 And so I don't know about you all, but anything your parents tried to make you like, it was
08:14 just like, no, no.
08:16 So I mean, golf would be on all the time, nonstop.
08:20 If it wasn't on TV, my dad would be golfing or my grandpa or my mom or my grandma, like
08:24 everyone golf.
08:25 So you're probably right.
08:26 If I cared more about it, I probably would.
08:28 I'm glad you asked me that because I love golf.
08:30 I just don't come out and publicly say it because like my audience, I feel like it's
08:34 so boring, but I watch the PGA Tour all the time.
08:37 If baseball is boring, how is golf?
08:39 Because I enjoy the game of golf.
08:40 I have respect for the game of golf.
08:41 So you don't have respect because I play baseball.
08:43 No, not yet.
08:44 How I like October baseball.
08:47 Golf is way better.
08:48 You just don't make any sense.
08:50 Well, I could watch golf.
08:51 I can't watch baseball.
08:52 How?
08:53 I don't know.
08:54 I'm wired different.
08:55 I don't know what you want me to tell you.
08:56 But I do.
08:57 I love golf.
08:58 I love watching golf.
08:59 I just.
09:00 Yeah, but you don't have an allegiance to golf like you do the Dolphins.
09:03 No, if there was another league where people were just taken away, tried that they just
09:07 they can't do it.
09:09 I know.
09:10 But I'm saying if that was a very realistic possibility, the Dolphins were getting fucking
09:13 Tyree kill plug for them, getting a chain plug from them.
09:17 You'd be like, oh, what the fuck?
09:18 I think you would have something to say.
09:20 Yeah, of course I would.
09:21 But like that would never happen because of how the NFL structure.
09:24 Sure.
09:25 You're right.
09:26 Like the PGA Tour is terrible.
09:27 Like the way they constructed, it's terrible.
09:28 They play year round.
09:29 The guys never get breaks.
09:31 They don't get a guaranteed salary.
09:33 If you fly out and miss the cut, you get no money.
09:35 You pay for it out of pocket.
09:37 And is live a good experience?
09:38 Yes.
09:39 They all have guaranteed salaries.
09:40 I'm saying for the viewer, for the for I think it's for all fans.
09:44 I mean, I think I'm asking.
09:45 No, I know they should switch it from three three days to four days.
09:49 That's the only thing I don't like about it.
09:51 But I like the shotgun start.
09:53 I like the golf like their coverage is way better than the PGA Tours.
09:56 I will agree with that point.
09:57 I think that the like watching live is more entertaining.
10:00 It's it's like me that doesn't like golf.
10:02 Like you see way more golf shots watching live than you do on the PGA Tour.
10:06 It's not even close.
10:07 The Brooks Kapska said Brooke Brooks Kapska saying, fuck all those country club kids is
10:12 I love that.
10:13 Put that on a T-shirt.
10:14 Yeah.
10:15 I mean, listen, I get doing what you got to do.
10:17 And, you know, there's so much hypocrisy for the PGA Tour and a lot of these golfers.
10:22 I'm not 100 percent, because at the end of the day, they're, you know, money talks either
10:27 way.
10:28 Well, what do you think?
10:29 I mean, what are you more entertained by live or do you want to stick with it like the way
10:32 PGA has been doing it forever?
10:34 It's not.
10:35 I mean, I'm just so ingrained in the history, you know, so that's where you are.
10:40 I mean, yeah, like the Masters means something.
10:43 Exactly.
10:44 Green jacket.
10:45 It's a little funky graphics.
10:46 Don't like that doesn't mean anything.
10:48 Like there's nothing to that.
10:49 But the live guys can play in the majors.
10:51 I know.
10:52 I know.
10:53 I get that.
10:54 But that's why I watch the majors and you get everyone.
10:56 Yes.
10:57 And there's nothing for even before live.
10:59 I'd say 80 percent of people only watch the majors anyway.
11:03 Probably like you're not you're not tuning into the Charles Schwab.
11:06 See that's my life.
11:07 The Honda.
11:08 My life was that like if golf was on TV, it was all right.
11:12 Like it was.
11:13 That's how I am.
11:14 I watch it.
11:15 Yeah.
11:16 I don't know.
11:17 It's Eddie wants the green jacket only.
11:18 He doesn't want any of that.
11:19 Any of that out of country bullshit.
11:21 He's an American boy.
11:22 It's not that it's just I just don't know.
11:24 Of course, the four majors.
11:25 What is lived on to get like those 80 percent to watch it?
11:29 What do you mean?
11:30 Like you said, 80 percent of people just watch the four majors anyway.
11:33 Right.
11:34 Like what like what has lived on to get those people like like me to watch live?
11:39 Why?
11:40 Like there's nothing.
11:41 It's really you just have to sign big names.
11:42 Yeah.
11:43 And like I have flipped on it and I just I don't know.
11:45 It's yeah.
11:46 And I'm not like I'm not anti at all.
11:48 And now like it's all integrated.
11:50 Like I'm happy.
11:51 Right.
11:52 I think they integrate soon.
11:53 I got the end of the year or something.
11:54 Yeah.
11:55 So it's kind of funny.
11:56 I thought the show would be over once I matched.
11:57 It's like Harold is authors.
12:01 But I really get fired up.
12:03 You laughing at now?
12:05 I was just reading with some of the script and the European player calling out Rory McIlroy.
12:12 I'm just glad someone finally did it because I can't fucking stand Rory McIlroy.
12:15 I think he is the biggest puppet on planet Earth.
12:19 I can't stand him.
12:20 I think he's fake.
12:21 He can't win tournaments when he needs to win them.
12:24 I'm just glad someone finally called Rory McIlroy out on his bullshit because they just
12:27 paint this picture like he's some perfect human being and he's not.
12:32 He's a little weasel fucking rat and I can't stand him.
12:35 I would watch your weasel rats.
12:36 You've been throwing those out just way too way too often.
12:39 I can't.
12:40 You're going to lose more boys.
12:41 Relax.
12:42 Weasel rat roster.
12:43 Oh no.
12:44 Rory McIlroy is will never be my boy ever.
12:47 He could come up to me and say he's my biggest fan.
12:49 Yeah, sure.
12:50 We'll see you with a picture with him and bars.
12:52 No, I would.
12:53 I would actually stiff arm him in his face if he came up to me and asked for a picture.
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14:06 Next topic.
14:07 Giants offensive lineman Evan Neal calls out the Giants fans for booing him and Donald
14:13 Greco, a New York radio host, loses his mind.
14:16 Evan Neal said the Giants fans are fair weather and their bandwagon.
14:19 And why would a lion concern himself with the opinion of a sheep?
14:23 And the fans are out there flipping hot dogs and burgers somewhere.
14:27 Do you hear that?
14:29 I don't want to say that in New York.
14:31 I saw I have come out.
14:32 He was pissed.
14:33 And they should be like.
14:36 That's something that used to be more common.
14:38 I feel like calling fans or calling whoever like burger flippers or whatever.
14:42 You got to know better now.
14:43 Don't you do not insult people's profession.
14:46 It's hard enough to get up and go to work every day.
14:48 100 percent.
14:49 It truly is.
14:50 I got honestly, I have so much respect for people who have jobs that are.
14:54 I have more respect for the people that flip burgers than I do.
14:56 NFL players.
14:57 I mean, if you're if you're, you know, complaining like that.
15:00 Yeah, sure.
15:01 I mean, you got people out there that have two, three kids and they're working for eighteen
15:06 dollars an hour.
15:07 100 percent.
15:08 You're over here making 20 mil to fucking block someone and you can't even do it.
15:11 A lot of the point is a lot of people were just genetically gifted and that's why they
15:14 are over there.
15:15 Yeah.
15:16 He's probably going to flip burgers in two years when his rookie contract.
15:18 I mean, he just think and think about like looking like the like a walking out of the
15:22 stadium and like looking at the concession stand person in the eye and being like, you're
15:26 fucking worthless.
15:27 Like that was just what he's saying.
15:29 Exactly.
15:30 Like, it just makes my heart hurt.
15:32 You know how many people like just like their dream is just to be around like professional
15:36 athletes like for their job.
15:38 And even if they have to flip burgers to do it, that's like their personal dream.
15:41 Like I get to see like athletes every day at my job.
15:44 That's so cool.
15:45 And then the athletes like, well, actually, you're a piece of shit.
15:48 Like, what do I have your blessing to call him a weasel rat?
15:53 You don't need my blessing.
15:54 He's a fucking weasel rat.
15:55 I was just a weasel as as the resident mom.
15:58 Well, Kate's not here as one of the resident moms.
16:00 I just have to keep your weasel rats in check.
16:02 Yeah, yeah.
16:03 We top three weasel rats.
16:05 This is for solely request.
16:08 Roy McIlroy.
16:11 Big cat.
16:19 Josh Allen.
16:20 OK, why, Josh Allen?
16:23 Because he just dicked me down last week.
16:25 I think you dicked yourself down.
16:27 Next topic here.
16:28 Staying in the office of wine vein.
16:30 Your boy.
16:31 Yeah, your boy.
16:32 Speaking of weasel rat, this guy's a fucking scumbag.
16:35 Ryan's offensive lineman, Leon Eichenberg, is possibly been busted for having a burner
16:41 account.
16:42 Yes, you wrote this blog.
16:43 So I wrote a blog about it.
16:45 I know we can't do absolutes until it's proven true or like they could sue me.
16:49 But I am ninety nine point nine percent positive that this is his burner account.
16:54 Let me paint this picture for you.
16:56 The Miami Dolphins drafted him in twenty twenty.
16:58 He never gave up a sack at Notre Dame since he's come into the league.
17:02 He has been by far the worst guard in the NFL.
17:06 He grades dead last in every single fucking category.
17:09 There is not one single Dolphins fan on planet Earth that likes this guy.
17:14 He could be burning on fire and I wouldn't even piss on him to help him out.
17:18 I would let him sit there and rot.
17:20 I know that sounds a lot, but so aggressive.
17:22 It doesn't mean he got to run or upset hurt.
17:25 He got to run or upset hurt.
17:26 He got to a tunnel by lower hurt.
17:28 This is personal.
17:29 And then he makes a burner account and all he does is back himself up.
17:33 It's him.
17:34 There's not one Dolphins fan on planet Earth that likes this guy.
17:37 There's not one.
17:38 No one would go out of their way to make a burner account to support him.
17:41 What about tanky?
17:42 Tanky?
17:43 Yeah.
17:44 Enlighten me.
17:45 What are we talking about?
17:46 Frank the tank.
17:47 Oh, Frank hates him.
17:48 If I called Frank the tank right now and asked him what he thought about Liam Eikenberg,
17:52 what I just said would mean nothing.
17:54 He would be way worse than me.
17:57 I wonder who tanks top three weasel rats would be.
18:00 Liam Eikenberg is definitely one rough.
18:02 Yeah, I would definitely be up there easily.
18:05 And this is my boyfriend.
18:08 I called the wrong Frank.
18:12 No, because I have a boy back home and I call him Frank the tank.
18:17 Nick, you got this is Frank Fleming.
18:19 I'm calling the right.
18:20 We got to do it.
18:21 Get the train on the train.
18:22 Hey, Frank, you're on the rundown.
18:24 What's your thoughts on Liam Eikenberg?
18:26 I think Liam Eikenberg is an absolute poodle.
18:29 I think he's probably one of the worst offensive linemen in the NFL.
18:35 I'm frightened every time he's out there.
18:38 He not only is bad, he gets his teammates injured.
18:42 He got back and he rolled up upon Armstead this week and now Armstead's out God knows
18:48 how long.
18:49 He is a disaster.
18:50 It's fake.
18:51 Thank you, Frank.
18:52 Thank you.
18:53 You proved my point.
18:54 We'll talk soon.
18:55 Thank you.
18:56 We'll talk soon.
18:57 Thanks, buddy.
18:58 That's how that's basically what I said.
19:00 Word for word without the F word in it.
19:02 That was like, yeah, one of those shit talker things that you used to fucking.
19:06 I really think.
19:07 Yeah, I think Frank might have just things like said on recording for like Mets and dolphins
19:10 and he just hits like play whenever he's got it.
19:13 Yeah, you know, it wouldn't surprise me, though.
19:16 Yeah.
19:17 All right.
19:18 Last topic.
19:19 There's a monkey named Momo that's on a loose in Indianapolis.
19:21 I've been really excited about this topic.
19:23 Apparently it's a potassi monkey, Pettus monkey, and it's the fastest species of primate on
19:28 the planet can run 30 to 35 miles an hour.
19:32 It's a second time has escaped his home and it's been on the loose since last night.
19:36 Reportedly, several people have suffered minor injuries from the monkey.
19:38 At the time of this rundown and has not been caught as the monkey.
19:42 This is a Pettus monkey.
19:43 It's like for those that are wondering, Megan, you're fired up.
19:46 So you go first.
19:47 Well, one, I think owning a primate is absolutely asinine.
19:53 I think that you are insane if you are changing a wild animals diapers.
19:59 Like what are you doing like that?
20:00 Just as much as I love monkeys, I would never like I have like the kids, like when you have
20:05 kids, they eventually learn how to do it themselves.
20:07 Monkeys never learn how to change their own diapers.
20:10 One, why are you having a monkey?
20:12 Two, they always go through like puberty and get really, really aggressive.
20:16 So like people with orangutans that like you've seen like or heard about getting attacked.
20:20 It's because usually they're great and while they're babies and all of a sudden they hit
20:24 this like puberty and their testosterone just goes absolutely insane and they just start
20:30 wilding out because why they're wild animals.
20:32 I did a documentary on a chimpanzee.
20:35 They do Travis a chimp from Sanford, Connecticut.
20:38 Go look it up.
20:39 It's on the Barstool YouTube.
20:40 Just type in Travis a chimp, Barstool Sports.
20:41 It's got 700k on YouTube right now.
20:43 I need to go.
20:44 I need to go check it out.
20:45 Yeah, like a fucking.
20:46 So what is your take on the monkey then on this monkey?
20:49 Yeah, I think I don't want to be anywhere that a monkey is not enclosed around me like
20:54 people go on those vacations like Bali and shit.
20:57 Bali.
20:58 Yeah, sorry.
20:59 Bally's is a fucking sports gym and a casino.
21:02 Yeah.
21:03 And they're like just milling around like grabbing girls hair and shit.
21:07 Fuck no.
21:08 Like absolutely not.
21:09 Like those things.
21:10 You don't know what they're capable of.
21:11 No, no, no.
21:12 Do those things will embarrass the fuck out of you.
21:13 And I've seen some like jerk off on people.
21:15 Yeah, that's what I mean.
21:16 I'm not even kidding.
21:17 You think like you have like you could control your own destiny or world.
21:21 No, that's the monkeys.
21:22 I was more concerned with like I've seen monk like thieving monkeys like in like Thailand
21:26 and stuff like they'll come up and snatch your purse.
21:29 Like I don't know if it's like someone owns the monkey and the monkey is going back and
21:34 like delivering the goods back to its owner or if it's like a monkey mutiny and there's
21:39 like 200 monkeys and they're like just like just I see them all in like pearls and like
21:44 yeah, just amazing.
21:45 Like they're just like hell yeah, these are materialistic items that monkeys have to have.
21:51 I wanted to ask you about what you said earlier, like not being able to own a primal or primate
21:56 primate primate.
21:57 Yeah.
21:58 What if like the girl can't have kids and they want something that resembles a human?
22:01 I mean that I can understand.
22:03 But at the same time, it's like that's like a lifelong commitment or as long I don't know
22:07 how long monkeys usually live and then you also have to have a special vet and all of
22:12 that.
22:13 But again, think about that monkey once it hits puberty and trying to change its diaper
22:17 and it just slinging shit on your face and then like biting your neck off.
22:20 Kind of like when we go through puberty though, it's like the same thing.
22:23 Come on, Mickey.
22:24 You're not slinging shit all over the place.
22:26 I was slinging other shit all over.
22:28 Damn, dude.
22:30 All right.
22:31 After show anything, Nick.
22:33 I mean, you've had quite the run on the week, I would say.
22:37 Yeah, I've had a week in in Buffalo.
22:38 Like, were you on the act?
22:39 The big cat call?
22:40 Yes.
22:41 So right now, where am I right now?
22:43 Yeah, like where is like mentally?
22:44 Like, it feels like you're back.
22:46 I'm back.
22:47 Catching strays from all angles.
22:48 Yeah, no, I'm back to normal.
22:50 I had a great time in Buffalo.
22:52 Those motherfuckers know how to drink out there, man.
22:54 I mean, it is not there's nothing else to do there but drink.
22:57 There's no cold weather.
22:58 Nothing to look at.
22:59 There's no nice architecture.
23:01 There's no nice buildings.
23:03 It's just bar bar bar bar bar bar bar chicken wing chicken wing chicken wing chicken wing
23:07 chicken wing.
23:08 And then the tailgate is the closest I've ever had to like a college tailgate in my
23:11 entire life.
23:12 I mean, they get down.
23:14 There's not one bad tailgate there.
23:16 If you haven't gone to a bills game, I'd honestly put it on like a bucket list.
23:20 Like you have to do it like that's how crazy they are.
23:23 And then the game sucked.
23:24 We lost by 28 and then I had to cut off big big cat in Jersey Jerry.
23:30 I still love him.
23:31 I still don't want Jerry to.
23:33 Well, dude, I love both of them.
23:35 But if I consider you my boy and you know, I'm going to this game and you know how much
23:41 it means to me and then you fade my team without checking in with me.
23:45 It's kind of like it's a little disrespectful.
23:47 Yes, Megan.
23:48 I just wanted to update all the viewers out there.
23:51 Momo has been caught.
23:52 Wow.
23:53 How?
23:54 How?
23:55 What happened?
23:56 Momo the monkey monkey has been captured safely.
23:58 The Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department has been sent on an unusual search this week.
24:02 But that's yeah, that's one hour ago.
24:04 No longer on the loose.
24:06 Unbelievable.
24:07 Happy day.
24:08 Momo Scott.
24:09 Now put Momo in a shelter or something where she's a little happy.
24:14 This police officer, this picture on Twitter, this this police has I mean, gloves and like
24:19 looks like he's wearing like oven mitts and like I had to get a net to catch this monkey.
24:23 I mean, this guy.
24:25 What?
24:26 Imagine going to work this like that morning and being like calling getting a call from
24:29 your superior being like, by the way, you got a 497 the monkey on the loose monkey on
24:34 the loose.
24:35 Be on the lookout for a Momo the monkey.
24:37 Send Momo to the sanctuary.
24:38 That's what it means.
24:39 Is it a random person catch him or no police police caught him a police and oven mitts.
24:44 Nick, another another topic here for the for the after show before we wrap up here is you're
24:48 in the hunt for a barber in the Chicagoland area.
24:51 Yes.
24:52 Ask me and I'm trying to point you in the right direction.
24:55 I'm afraid to send you to anyone now.
24:58 Can you say that you prefer a non-white barber?
25:01 Yes.
25:02 Black or Hispanic?
25:03 You, which is I mean, that's not that's a normal thing.
25:06 Yeah, no.
25:07 I mean, that's the only people that have cut my hair my entire life.
25:09 For sure.
25:10 And they do they do great work.
25:11 But I don't know.
25:13 You're you're just like a harsh critic.
25:14 Like I get a little like you you get a little harsh critic.
25:17 I would never hold it against you.
25:18 I'm a harsh critic critic when it comes to like professional athletes.
25:21 Buddy, I saw your wing reviews this weekend.
25:23 You're just fucking hammering these people.
25:25 I wasn't hammering.
25:26 I hammered I hammered wing nuts because it was thirty dollars for ten wings.
25:31 Well, maybe that's the price of brick.
25:33 I don't know what to say.
25:34 No, it ain't the price of prices are getting their jack and not the prices on everything
25:37 for ten wings.
25:38 I went to four different joints.
25:39 I was by far the most you make one hundred thousand dollars a year.
25:42 You can pay taxes like that.
25:44 It ain't even like one hundred K. You even have like kids or animals to take care.
25:47 Oh, I got to take care of myself.
25:49 I'm like two kids.
25:50 So you can so you can handle a thirty dollar wing.
25:52 Do you pay taxes?
25:53 Yeah.
25:54 I assume like kind of guy who like requested Portnoy give you all your money in ETH or
25:57 something.
25:58 I wish I should have to get a dozen pay taxes because it just doesn't feel like it.
26:02 I feel like now.
26:03 Fuck those guys are what?
26:04 Right.
26:05 I guess you'll find out.
26:06 I just got a little where I got two guys that I go to and I just don't want you to give
26:11 them the wing nuts treatment.
26:12 I would never go on camera and destroy a place that you reckon he wouldn't go on camera.
26:17 He would do it there.
26:18 He would get it cut and be like, dude, what the fuck?
26:19 Why would you do this to my hair?
26:20 And then the guy would call you like Eddie.
26:23 This guy, I don't know what to do with them.
26:25 I'm just tired of bad haircuts, man.
26:27 Like I just want one good fade.
26:30 What neck for solely chicken wings are the highest price and meat on the market right
26:34 now for solely says tough time.
26:37 Yeah.
26:38 Do you remember when what was that March Madness of 2020?
26:43 There was just a surplus of them.
26:45 Yeah.
26:46 Because Cove it like they were.
26:47 They're just backed up.
26:48 They used to.
26:49 I mean, before like in like before the chicken wing craze.
26:52 I mean, you couldn't even sell chicken wings to people.
26:54 They didn't want them.
26:55 They thought that they were pointless.
26:56 And now they're obviously like a staple for like game days and things of that nature.
27:02 So I love chicken wings.
27:03 I love chicken wings too.
27:04 I'm a flats girl all day, all day.
27:06 I only get all flats and I'm a drum guy.
27:09 Really?
27:10 Eddie doesn't like to get his mouth messy.
27:12 Yeah, I don't like to.
27:13 Yeah, just just, you know, just turn it.
27:15 Are you are you one of those people that like cut wings with a fork and knife?
27:18 Like that's like the major red flag.
27:20 If you do that, I will never hang out.
27:22 I'm sticking the whole wing in my mouth.
27:24 I like that.
27:25 Gross.
27:26 They call Rochelle.
27:27 Leave me out of this.
27:28 OK, shout out Rochelle.
27:29 I was just talking about eating wings like that's how I eat my wings.
27:32 One bite.
27:33 Megan, I'm sorry.
27:34 So I mean, sorry to put you between the sticky and the it's you took that the wrong way.
27:41 I did not.
27:42 Yeah, you did.
27:43 All right, Nick.
27:44 Shout out, Alex.
27:45 I fucking love him.
27:46 I just wanted to shout him out.
27:47 He's a good guy.
27:48 I shout him out.
27:49 If you got a barber on the line in Chicago and you want to take on Nikki Smokes, he's
27:54 here.
27:55 He's an abrasive guy.
27:57 We should have someone come in and actually do it in office.
28:00 Like each week we find a different barber and make him come and cut Nikki's hair.
28:03 And that way that way you can.
28:04 I need it.
28:05 So you find like find your top barber or he has to do it.
28:09 He has a blindfold himself.
28:10 Barbershop.
28:11 Yeah.
28:12 And then you guys would like switch out the barber for Big Cat and I'd have some big fucking
28:15 like that's exactly that's exactly where I was going with that.
28:18 Not the worst thing.
28:19 I don't know.
28:20 Maybe White Sox table clip you up.
28:22 No, I'm good.
28:24 He's got a barber.
28:25 He's tight with.
28:26 No, I'll just I'll test my luck in the streets.
28:28 All right.
28:29 There we go.
28:30 All right.
28:31 That's it.
28:32 Nick.
28:33 Megan, thank you.
28:34 Thank you for watching.
28:35 Thanks for listening.
28:36 That's the rundown.
28:37 That's the last one for the week.
28:38 Run will be back on Monday.
28:39 See you then.
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