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00:00Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
00:30We're at a junkyard in downtown L.A. where today that big magnet is going to pick me up in this suit of armor.
00:44Baby!
01:00Oh!
01:08Oh!
01:09Stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:12Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:22Oh!
01:30Nothing went right on this one. This was like the metallic bread suit.
01:38So we're back in another scrap metal yard, and we constructed a new magnet suit, and Mr. England here is going to try it out.
02:00So we're going to try it out.
02:30So we're going to try it out.
03:00So what's in the canister we're using today?
03:15Well, what we're using is liquid argon. It's an inert gas, not hazardous to people, but will displace oxygen in the air.
03:22If it displaces oxygen, are we in any danger inside the car with it in here?
03:27Well, since you know not to close all the windows, then, yes, we are in imminent danger.
03:32Hi, I'm Ray Kian. I'm Johnny Knoxville.
03:34And this is a chemical spill.
03:37Excuse me, sir. Can you please stand back?
03:39We got about...
03:43Be cool. We got to drop it off in a fool's house.
03:47Don't.
03:48Yeah, we got a problem here. We're going to need to clean up teams right away.
04:01I'm Dave, and this is the snow scooter.
04:03I'm Dave.
04:16I'm Dave, and this is the matter.
04:23Oh!
04:24Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:32Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:42Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:46What's happening?
04:48Oh!
04:50Let's just be figured out.
05:03Hi, I'm Steve-O.
05:04And I'm Aaron.
05:05And we're here downtown.
05:06This is where the best damn football players ever hit the city.
05:09Yeah, no more JV for us.
05:10No way, baby.
05:11We're here in the street.
05:12Yeah.
05:20Let's go.
05:24Woo!
05:38Woo!
05:43Let's go.
05:46Go, there's ours.
05:48Yeah!
05:49Go!
05:50We're back here in Napomo, California at the Gary Lafue Bull Riding School for the Backwards Bull Ride.
06:20Whoa.
06:26Riding this one backwards.
06:27Whoa, whoa.
06:30Go on, shorty, go on.
06:33Go on, shorty, go on.
06:35Go on, shorty, go on.
06:40It's easy.
06:43Ready, Donnie?
06:44I don't know.
06:45Do you want to do this?
06:47He didn't seem to like that too much.
06:50It's easier than he'll ride him.
06:52Is it going to be that bull?
06:54Yeah.
06:55Not all at once.
06:57I hope they pay you a lot to do this .
07:00Mm.
07:01Mm.
07:02That looked cool.
07:04You can't tell me that didn't look cool.
07:06No, it looked good.
07:08How far down on the side there?
07:10Quite a ways, yeah.
07:11Quite a ways.
07:12About a little bit more.
07:13Okay.
07:14Okay, when do I go down?
07:15Just sit in, just sit down.
07:16Watch it like that?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Just drop down a little bit at a time.
07:19We got it.
07:20A little bit at a time.
07:21Ooh.
07:22Ooh.
07:23Drop your feet down so he doesn't force you.
07:24Drop your feet down so he doesn't force you.
07:25Drop your feet down.
07:26Drop my feet.
07:27Yeah, straight beside his neck.
07:28Okay.
07:29Get your foot out of the gate.
07:30Mm.
07:31Put it right down in there with him.
07:32Okay.
07:33Okay.
07:34Get ready, buddy.
07:35Now all you gotta do is step back.
07:36Okay, wait.
07:37Ready?
07:38No, wait, wait, wait.
07:39I'm not ready.
07:40Wait, wait, wait.
07:41Get your feet down.
07:42Okay.
07:43All the way.
07:44Drop them down.
07:45Okay.
07:46Okay.
07:47Let's go.
07:48Now you're ready.
07:49Hook them, hook them, hook them, hook them.
07:50Oh, God!
07:51Yeah!
07:52Yeah!
07:53Yeah, buddy!
07:54Yeah!
07:56And that wasn't eight seconds.
07:57Do it again!
07:58I gotta see the replay on that.
08:00That was cool.
08:01You rode him perfect.
08:02Yeah, that's it.
08:03Yeah, yeah.
08:04My goods are just bouncing up and down on his back.
08:09You're good, isn't it?
08:10Yeah, I gotta see this.
08:11Oh, my goodness.
08:13I'm Steve-O Kenevo, and this is The Bunny Hop.
08:28Hello, ladies.
08:29Hello.
08:30Hi.
08:31Hi.
08:32My name's Johnny, and this is my friend Chris.
08:34Hi.
08:35Hi.
08:36Would you guys enter, like, race paddle boats with Pontius and I?
08:39Yeah, why not?
08:40We would charge 200 each girl.
08:42200 each girl?
08:43Yeah.
08:44Okay.
08:45All right.
08:46This is a power boat race.
08:47These gals that we met on the street.
08:49Each boat gets one blonde, one brunette, and one captain.
08:54Ready?
08:55On your mark, get set.
08:57Ready?
08:58Go!
08:59Go!
09:00Come on!
09:01Pedal!
09:02Pedal!
09:03Get out of here!
09:04Go!
09:05Please.
09:06We're in a race, sir.
09:07Please go to this side.
09:08This is a very important race.
09:10This is a sanctioned race.
09:12Please, let's stop breaking.
09:14Pedal!
09:15Let's go!
09:16Use your damn words and do it!
09:19Go to the side.
09:21Please, don't look.
09:22Put your hands.
09:23For God's sakes, girls, don't get lazy on me!
09:26You're gonna be alligator food, Missy, and say some of these alligators will eat anything,
09:32even plastic.
09:33Screw!
09:34Screw!
09:35Screw!
09:36Screw!
09:37Come on, girls.
09:38Pedal.
09:39This is not a family canal.
09:40This is a slutty unicorn.
09:42Go!
09:43Let's go now.
09:44The fast line is 20 meters.
09:4520 meters will be through.
09:47Let's go.
09:48We've got these guys in the dust.
09:49Go!
09:50Go!
09:51Go!
09:52Go!
09:53Go!
09:54Go!
09:55Well, we prevailed as usual.
09:57Pontius came in second in a two-man race.
10:01Johnny Knoxville is always a star.
10:03He always is into everything.
10:05He's always in the magazines.
10:07All the girls think he's cuter.
10:09And he even wins the race.
10:11But we're still trying.
10:13Right?
10:14Today, we are going on a mission.
10:20Embarking on an adventure with Manny and the Koomans.
10:23We'll be finding sharks.
10:25Hammerhead sharks.
10:26And you won't need hooks or swords at all.
10:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:30There, we spoke at least.
10:32Help him!
10:33We have come out to the open ocean where we hope to ride the great hammerhead shark.
10:41After arriving at the location of the sharks, the two seamen look very nervous and are intimidated by the sheer fear factor.
10:48Are you scared of me?
10:50I'm scared.
10:51It's pretty hard not to be scared when you're about to ride a ten-foot hammerhead.
10:56Both divers are suiting up right now.
10:58Oh, there's Steve-O's equator.
11:00And they're preparing to go into the dark murkiness of the waters.
11:04Manny has managed to catch two fish bare-handedly, and they'll be used to lure the sharks in even closer.
11:11All right.
11:14Fellas, shouldn't they mess with me?
11:18And there it is.
11:21Nature's murderer.
11:24The hammerhead shark.
11:28And look, seconds please for another piece of chum.
11:32Steve-O is swimming down current from the chum.
11:35What an idiot.
11:36This is one of the most dangerous positions you could be in when a shark is around.
11:40He is also flipping and flopping on the surface of the water like a wounded animal.
11:46Steve-O's head is often above the water so that he cannot see approaching threats below.
11:51In the nick of time, Manny calls him back to the boat.
11:55Back aboard.
11:56Steve-O is now about to do something extremely idiotic.
12:00He is strapping the chum bait all over him.
12:03Maybe someone should tell him that's what the sharks eat.
12:07No one has ever done this before.
12:10And probably won't again.
12:14This is the most idiotic thing ever attempted.
12:17Hey Steve-O, do you think this is a good thing to try at home?
12:28He's on the surface!
12:29Yes, once again we failed miserably at getting Steve-O eaten by these sharks, but Manny has jumped in and saved the day.
12:50He's ridden one of these hammerheads off into Spurn Whale territory.
13:00What are you doing?
13:01I'm riding a bike.
13:02What are you doing?
13:03I'm riding a bike.
13:04What are you doing?
13:05I'm riding a bike.
13:06I'll die with the condiments.
13:07Oh.
13:08You're sick.
13:10I'm out людям.
13:11See you.
13:12What are you doing?
13:13You're sick, man?
13:15That smells so bad let me see this
13:44I'm not gonna get it wet you're gonna pour it on me why you're not all right
13:58Where you guys going tonight home home why home
14:07Why you guys going can I go with you
14:14Come on come on come on come on come on just a little one just a little one all right
14:17I'm gonna give you one for now that smells what is it was mental
14:28No I do not I was working out
14:30No you smell bad
14:32You stink
14:33Yes you do
14:34No
14:35Get out of the car
14:36Come on
14:37Get out of the car
14:38Let's go
14:39Get out you smell
14:40Get out
14:41You smell
14:42Come on
14:43Get out
14:44This is called face your fear
14:48No no no reach
14:49Yeah wow look at that
14:52Face your fear
14:53Face your fear
14:54Face your fear
14:55Face your fear
14:56Alright do it buddy
15:09Go
15:10Let's go
15:11Let's go
15:12Let's go
15:13Oh yeah
15:14Yeah
15:15Yeah
15:16Yeah
15:17Woo
15:18Woo
15:19Hot dog gymnastics
15:24I hate butthard
15:47Ever since puberty I've dreamed of posing for Playgirl magazine today we're taking my vanity shots and hopefully I'll be accepted
15:53I'm not gay
15:54I mean some guys think that you know just because you're lubing a guy down with lotion that you're gay but I mean it's enhancing his look it makes him look better
16:06Let's get this going
16:07Let's uh lay out on the chair like you're getting a suntash
16:11Yeah that's good that's good
16:13That's definitely
16:14Tell them what you want
16:15Tell them what you want to see
16:16I don't know what to do man I've never photographed a man naked
16:18I mean you've seen girls naked right
16:20This is so gross
16:23Can we get one with the finger in the mouth
16:29Aww
16:30No that's good
16:31Go in the chute pitch
16:32I'll try
16:37Soles your feet together
16:38And your arms over your head
16:39We can uh
16:40Oh sh**
16:41Sorry
16:42I want it like this
16:43Oh that's perfect
16:44Makeup
16:45So this is the sort of thing that you don't want in a photo shoot like these blemishes like this I mean most of this can be taken care of in Photoshop but this one is good to just bring it down a little bit
16:52A lot of times you get frustrated with these long makeup jobs
17:09A lot of times you get frustrated with these long makeup jobs
17:12Awww
17:13Awww
17:14Awww
17:15Awww
17:16Awww
17:17Awww
17:18Awww
17:19Awww
17:20I think the photographer subject relationship is a little tense right now
17:23Why are you shooting this thing?
17:24Why are you shooting this thing?
17:25Why are you shooting this thing?
17:26Shut up
17:27The subject
17:28Hold your finger before I get the gun
17:29Pull down me
17:30Grap your legs all the way over and then put your arm behind your head
17:44Do we wanna get some bunny ears?
17:46I'm lucky to have such a, such a strong staff behind me contributing to different ideas for the shot
17:52Get on your knees Chris
17:54My big look at the camera
17:58Oh, Rick, you gotta get in there.
18:00Oh, the tree fell down.
18:01I'm in there!
18:02Shut up!
18:03I'm staying right here.
18:04Rick, come on.
18:05They hit us up.
18:06Sorry to...
18:07There we go.
18:10It's okay.
18:11It's okay, dudes.
18:12We're shooting for Playgirl.
18:26Alright, bye.
18:29Well, I just got off the phone with Playgirl magazine.
18:32And apparently, I'm not what they're looking for.
18:43So we're in London, getting ready for something called the Gumball Rally.
18:47We're going from London to Russia and back.
18:50It's over 3,000 miles in five days.
18:58Whoa!
19:00Apples.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Yeah.
19:04Oh!
19:05That one really took off.
19:06Damn!
19:07In two!
19:08Oh, apples.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Yeah.
19:17Oh, that one really took off.
19:23Damn.
19:24In two!
19:25Oh!
19:26Yes!
19:27Yes!
19:28Yes!
19:29Holy!
19:36Oh, hell!
19:37Get out of here!
19:38Get out of here!
19:39Do you realize what you just did?
19:42Yeah, we got a code, we got a code 4 here.
19:43I don't know how the hell this happened.
19:482, 4!
19:49Go, see, boom!
19:51Go, see, boom!
19:54Go, see!
19:55Get the f*** away from me!
20:25Hi, I'm Mr. Barracudi, look at my razor sharp.
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