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00:00Hi, I'm Giant Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
00:30We're going to do bloody windshield today, and the windshield will need to be broken.
00:47Oh, that's bad.
01:00I got to think that's good.
01:10Excuse me, can you help me clean this off?
01:12Uh, we're going carol off.
01:13Oh, dude, there's a carol off.
01:15Okay, one second.
01:17Oh, man, my parole officer is not going in like this.
01:20Oh, God.
01:21It's a dog.
01:30Yes.
01:31Yeah, dog.
01:33My stomach is up right now, my man.
01:36Please.
01:37Hey, thanks a lot, man.
01:39You really helped me out.
01:51I just hit something. Can you give me a hand wash?
02:02No.
02:03I need it quick.
02:04It's very suspicious that you guys are going to let him go through your car wash like that.
02:16Let's go, Andale, Andale.
02:18Let's go.
02:20I got to go.
02:22Andale, no policia. Andale.
02:45You got to help me, man.
02:46I just need some water to get this off with.
02:49I had an accident.
02:50I don't know.
02:51Is this from you?
02:52No.
02:53Sir?
02:54Oh, no.
02:55Dude, they're calling the cops.
02:56Oh, no.
02:57Oh, no.
02:58Dude, they're calling the cops.
02:59Oh, no.
03:00Oh, no.
03:01Oh, no.
03:02Dude, they're calling the cops.
03:04Oh, no.
03:05Oh, no.
03:06Oh, no.
03:07Dude, they're calling the cops.
03:09Oh, no.
03:10Oh, no.
03:11Oh, no.
03:12Oh, no.
03:13Oh, no.
03:14Oh, no.
03:15Dude, they're calling the cops.
03:18Oh, no.
03:19Oh, no.
03:20Oh, no.
03:21Oh, no.
03:22Oh, no.
03:23Oh.
03:24Oh, no.
03:25Have you been in there?
03:26Ready?
03:27Brian Dunn.
03:28This is a stupid idea rolling down a hill.
03:29Ryan Dunn, this is a stupid idea rolling down a hill.
03:42Yes, let him go.
03:45What was that?
03:50I told you that was a bad idea.
04:01You alright?
04:02I told you that was bad.
04:04I can't even see.
04:06I didn't even go far.
04:20I'm gonna move to Southern California.
04:25Got me a ride and a reason to ignore you.
04:36Got me a radio and got no speakers.
04:39Ain't my chance, so I'm leaving it for you.
04:45I'm leaving it for you.
04:50Could be fine for you.
04:58I'm out of room and I'm running out of mud.
05:01I'm staying out late, but I gotta get a better day.
05:12Right out of room to Southern California.
05:15It's my eyes and love, but it's not what you want.
05:19Yeah!
05:21I'm making sure it's what you want.
05:25I'm gonna be fine.
05:28I'm gonna be fine.
05:31I'm gonna be fine.
05:32For you!
05:45I'm going to try it again.
06:15Hi! Hi, we're snowjubing! It's awesome, huh?
06:30I'm going to try it again.
06:58I'm going to try it again.
07:02Don't stop.
07:05Hey!
07:10Oh!
07:12Oh!
07:14Oh!
07:16Oh!
07:18Oh!
07:22Oh!
07:26Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:38Alright, let's do it. Let's do it.
07:40Brace yourself.
07:44Just stay loose.
07:46Just stay loose.
07:56That was good.
07:58Hey!
08:00Get that dog.
08:02You're a maniac.
08:04Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:14Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47What are you doing?
08:48This is the first man he's had in like five days.
08:53Oh, there we go.
08:55He's got a big 33 spot on the hood where his body was going to get water.
09:22Yeah, he's so cold.
09:25Hard watchin'.
09:27Come on, y'all and sing it with a heart.
09:30Oh, they're waxing him?
09:31Yeah.
09:32We're feelin' ya.
09:33Hard watchin'.
09:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hard watch.
09:38If a signal stop coming along, well I'm saying,
09:41keep your ass in my shoes, honey.
09:44Hard watchin'.
09:46Him and say, he's always here.
09:48And the hard work you want.
09:50That was just cold.
09:58I didn't go under that thing clean, that's for sure.
10:02It's a shower I've had in a couple days.
10:07Hey, Chris.
10:09Can you see the bug on my lens?
10:11Yeah.
10:12Why don't you kiss him?
10:14Eat him up?
10:15Eat him.
10:16I'm a vegetarian.
10:18Did you eat him?
10:19Oh, mother.
10:21He flew away.
10:24Oh, f***, dude.
10:26That was pretty scary.
10:27F***ing damn.
10:49I raced those for over eight years.
10:50I'm not lying, I got five percent.
10:51You raced skunks?
10:52No.
10:53RC cars.
10:54Radio control cars.
10:55That's a toy here.
10:56That's a toy here.
10:57That's a toy here.
10:58That's stuff you buy.
10:59No, this is a skunk car.
11:00That's no bad skunk.
11:01It's a radio control car.
11:02No, it's a skunk.
11:03It's a skunk tail.
11:04It's a skunk with wheels.
11:05That's terrible.
11:06That's terrible.
11:07That's terrible.
11:08That's terrible.
11:09I really think that there's a health issue involved.
11:11And I really think that instead of getting off, because I mean, that's what you're doing.
11:15Yeah.
11:16I mean, I'm looking at your pants and you've got an enormous hard-on.
11:18I'm looking at your pants and you've got an enormous hard-on.
11:23Just stop, please.
11:24Come on.
11:25Don't do this.
11:26Come on, dude.
11:27Come on, dude.
11:28Just get me a kiss.
11:41Give me a kiss.
11:45Just one kiss, come on.
11:56Come on, dude.
11:57Knock it off!
12:04My tongue slayed his ear.
12:27Isn't that so fun? Way more fun than snowboarding.
12:42So we're gonna go try out Dimitri's belt sander skates.
12:48Okay we're testing. We're testing.
12:52This is real budget even for us.
12:59He looks confident.
13:01Hello I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is belt sander skates.
13:17Okay let's try it again.
13:20Bend the knees like a top ski pro.
13:27Oh I need something.
13:33Woah! Get out of your toes!
13:36Wait up, you are so fine.
13:40Woah!
13:42Woah!
13:49Woah!
13:50This is a quarter inch drywall.
13:52Probably a better surface for the sand skates, sander skates.
13:57I'm going to belt sand skate down this whole piece of drywall.
14:10There you go!
14:14Yeah!
14:15Yeah!
14:16Yeah!
14:17That was it!
14:19Yeah!
14:20That was it!
14:23That's the best I can do.
14:25Holy s***!
14:37Sorry!
14:38Sorry Chief Robertson!
14:40Hey little girl!
14:41I wanna be your boyfriend!
14:43Sweet little girl!
14:44I wanna be your boyfriend!
14:45What's up?
14:46Hey little girl!
14:47I wanna be your boyfriend!
14:49Sweet little girl!
14:50I wanna be your boyfriend!
14:52Sweet little girl!
14:53I wanna be your boyfriend!
14:54What's up?
14:55Sweet little girl!
14:56Sweet little girl!
14:57Sweet little girl!
14:58I wanna be your boyfriend!
15:00I wanna be your boyfriend!
15:01What's up?
15:02I can't stand!
15:03Do you love me, babe?
15:05What do you say?
15:08Do you love me, babe?
15:10What can I say?
15:12Do you love me, babe?
15:14What can I say?
15:16Because I wanna be your boyfriend!
15:22I can't stand, do you love me, babe?
15:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:51Oh, my face in the pees.
16:53We got it.
16:55Oh, party boy.
16:57Oh, party boy.
17:01He's loving this.
17:05Oh, the pees.
17:09It's going way faster.
17:13Oh, his head's all over the urine.
17:15that was so perfect
17:21we're going to go up and get spanked
17:27by a couple of dominatrixes
17:30up in 301
17:31dominatrixes
17:31sorry, my English ain't so good
17:34well, I'm Wednesday
17:36and I'm Stephanie
17:37we're sisters
17:38and we're a little twisted
17:41and we're here to kick Preston's little ass
17:44we're going to have to punish you right now
17:46it's a clip lock
17:49so Preston's in there with a couple of dominatrixes
17:53and they're getting ready to let them have it
17:54and apparently the safety word
17:56for when they get too rough is going to be
17:58Oklahoma
17:59we already did
18:02ow, the kidneys
18:04I gotta ask you to quit hitting me in the kidney
18:06I'll be pissing blood for a week
18:08hard to find your ass
18:11hey, what the hell
18:13does that feel better?
18:15do you like that, Preston?
18:16that's better
18:17bend over the bed
18:18you are the worst slave I've ever had
18:20I'm like, please, babe
18:21no, you're not
18:22yes, I am
18:23no, but you will be
18:24I am right now
18:26no, you're not
18:27Oklahoma
18:28sing the alphabet now, you little bitch
18:30N-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-E-M-A-W-AW
18:33Oklahoma
18:39you're going to do whatever we say?
18:41yes
18:42are you going to stop complaining like a little sissy boy?
18:43yes
18:44stop that, now
18:46Stop that now.
18:48I'm sorry.
18:49Stop that.
18:50That's not the word we discussed, is it?
18:53Ow!
18:54Ow!
18:55Ow!
18:56Ow!
18:57Ow!
18:58Ow!
18:59Ah!
19:02Preston?
19:03Preston?
19:04Oklahoma.
19:05Oklahoma.
19:06Okay.
19:07Oklahoma.
19:08The phone.
19:09The phone.
19:10No one.
19:11Got it?
19:12Yeah, that's it.
19:13We got the shots.
19:14We got the shots.
19:16I was a bad boy today.
19:29I was a bad boy.
19:30And then my mistresses are beating me.
19:32Oh, my mistresses are beating me!
19:34Keep singing.
19:35King Mary had a little lamb.
19:38Mary had a little lamb.
19:39This was light of snow.
19:41Everywhere Mary went that lamb was sure to go.
19:44Who's a dirty little slut?
19:45Creston is.
19:46Who's a bad boy?
19:47Creston is.
19:48Oh!
19:49Oh!
19:50Oh!
19:51I'm a dirty little boy.
19:56Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:59Oh!
20:00Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:02Oh!
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:05Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Oh!
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh!
20:11Oh!
20:12Oh!
20:13Oh!
20:14That's it!
20:16Oh, catcher!
20:17I want to run!
20:19Okay.
20:21loans
20:23Don't let everyone feliz who cried by my mistress.
20:27What?!
20:28Isn't it?
20:29Don't let everyone feliz who cried by my mistress.
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