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00:00Hi, I'm Johnny Ruxell. Welcome to Jackasson. Welcome to Jackasson.
00:07Fuck you, my mother.
00:30We're in Russia and back. It's over 3,000 miles in five days.
00:35Sounds pretty nuts, but there's supposed to be some insane parties at each hotel destination.
00:40Also, our fellow entrants are just filthy, stinking rich.
00:43And they're driving some of those most expensive, fastest automobiles.
00:47We got two cars. One's a minivan for Tremaine and the crew.
00:51And that's for myself, Pontius, Steve-O, and our Russian ambassador, Dimitri.
00:56We got this 89-beater Jaguar with over 75,000 miles on it.
01:01Why is your eye black?
01:03Because Jeff hit me in my eye.
01:14I just pimped at my vocal cords.
01:17You pimped? Bad for your throat?
01:19Yes! It's horrible for it.
01:21We're going to the parking garage where all the cars are held.
01:25We're going to see what types of automobiles are entered in this.
01:31Hey, is this your ride?
01:32Yeah.
01:33So what does one of these go for?
01:3550,000 quid.
01:3650,000 quid?
01:3753,000 quid.
01:38So that's not too bad.
01:40That car is only 53,000 pounds.
01:43Somebody just told me that your car is a contender for the most expensive one in this garage right now.
01:49What does it worth?
01:50Dollars.
01:51$400,000.
01:52Which car are you driving?
01:56Ah, a Chrysler minivan, I think.
01:58At this point of the race, we're not really sure if we have a car.
02:02So everyone's putting stickers on their cars, so we're putting stickers on ourselves,
02:07because there's a very good chance that we could be riding each other to Russia.
02:14Thanks for everyone for coming.
02:16We've got about 100 cars here all around the world.
02:19I think every country in Europe's entered.
02:21You know a little bit about what you're in for.
02:24Five mad days through 13 countries, London to Russia and back.
02:28None of you lot know exactly where you're going at the moment.
02:31You know roughly.
02:32You're all going to leave here now, one by one, and you're going to do a parade drive,
02:36literally just 50 meters down the road.
02:38You'll get your mission packed for the day, and you'll pick up your passports,
02:43and we take it from there, basically.
02:45Ferrari drivers, hands up.
02:47Ferrari drivers, you're a bunch of wankers.
02:50If I can just give you this, this is your mission pack.
03:04And if you make you up to the right-hand side, it's where you'll find your passports.
03:07Are you in the Jag?
03:09Yeah.
03:10That's a good motor, that's a good selection.
03:12It kind of starts sketchy.
03:13Yeah, they're really unreliable, but you're going to look...
03:15That's great.
03:16Going through Russia, unreliable is what you want.
03:18No, you won't be going anywhere.
03:19You'll be lucky to go to France.
03:21Yeah, you're lucky to go to France.
03:23Yeah, you're lucky to go to France.
03:54This train is insane.
04:24We drove our car onto a train in England, which took us under the English Channel, into France.
04:47I think we're going to find out very, very soon that the only place worse than England
04:52is France.
04:54When you see someone in the Ferrari, you go up to them and you say, you weren't rich
05:06enough for a Lamborghini, were you?
05:08We're somewhere in Belgium where we don't know where we are.
05:18Next, are you five?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Two.
05:21Oh, it's five.
05:22Right.
05:23And four.
05:25And four.
05:26Thank God I'm thirsty.
05:27I have a horrible habit of falling asleep while driving.
05:44I'm so scared that you're driving.
05:47I was sitting there driving thinking, man, I'm really lucky Demetri's driving.
05:51I remember, damn, I'm driving.
05:53And now we're scared.
05:54Yeah.
05:55And you're driving.
05:56Don't let me nap.
05:57I know we're going to die on this race, but what I don't know is when.
06:00We're right outside of Berlin.
06:01It's around six in the morning.
06:02We've been up pretty much 24 hours straight.
06:03And we're going to a checkpoint.
06:04We've been through England, France, the Netherlands, Belgium, and now Germany.
06:05This is our fifth country.
06:06That skin is just brittle as urine.
06:07Oh, God.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Yeah.
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06:15Yeah.
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06:27Yeah.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Yeah.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Hey, come on, those guys?
06:33Are those guys rich?
06:42Huh?
06:43Keeping it real in Berlin?
06:45Yeah.
06:46Indeed Müttler here, aren't you?
06:48These are big men.
06:49The route wasn't the way, we're going to cross a border there.
06:54The new cosplay is here.
06:57Boxverse is another name for penis in German.
07:01We're at the Polish border, about a two-mile-long line of trucks.
07:28And passport, Peter.
07:35We're here in Kakabaskowo, or Kotbaskowo.
07:42And we're just leaving Prezja Brana Zinsa.
07:50We're in Poland, on our way to Lithuania, where we're going to bed down for the night.
07:55But God knows when we're going to get there.
07:58They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe.
08:00I don't know what that means, but I like it.
08:11Hey, pretty girls!
08:13Those were the legendary Polish highway women.
08:16I don't have a problem with Polish people, but I had a big problem with their potato chips.
08:29So, rather than eat them...
08:30How are you doing?
08:31We need a mission pack, sir.
08:32We need a mission pack, sir.
08:33We need a mission pack, sir.
08:34We need a mission pack, sir.
08:35I don't have a problem with Polish people, but I had a big problem with their potato chips.
08:42Thank you!
08:44So we're in Malberg, Poland, and we're going to Lithuania.
08:45I'm out of here.
08:46how you doing we need a mission pack sir
08:58thank you
09:07so we're in maulberg poland and we're going to lithuania and we're running six hours behind the
09:14pack
09:16this is just nuts
09:29you know what start going around look dimitri's thinking about passing
09:34i'm going to pour some out for their dead homie
09:41oh my god what an ass he's he's that's such bad karma right there
09:46dude what's so disrespectful about barging around a funeral procession
09:50hey forget the directions we're taking the express way to hell
10:02we've made it so far
10:17we've made it so far as eastern poland and now it's time for jaguar gymnastics
10:22up up up
10:29no hands
10:31you would think that this next gymnastics event would be impossible but it's not
10:38big smiles
10:45hands up there
10:49hold it
10:56hold it
11:01oh my god
11:04that's a couple of licks
11:19here's our passports and we're into lithuania
11:25we've seen eight countries and finally we're in lithuania at the uh america hotel
11:36god
11:37dude 34 hours straight no one slept
11:40except sleepo
11:42okay
11:45ten minutes here we got here
11:46we haven't slept since you know what
11:49berlin
11:50no we didn't know since we left
11:55today is the serious leg you shouldn't be able to do it in ten hours
11:58fifteen hours
11:59i mean some of you will do it in six hours and some of you will do it in twenty hours
12:03you've got two border crossings to get through
12:05lithuania into latvia and latvia into russia
12:07today we have a police escort from here all the way to the border
12:12once you get into russia
12:14you will encounter military assistance
12:17russia is no joke
12:19jeff's neckerchief though is
12:22start packs as we uh...
12:24as we exit
12:34oh wow
12:36there's one place those people are sure to go
12:43it's hell
12:45we're practicing communism for so many years
12:49uh...
13:03his name is hoony
13:04if you were wondering
13:06talk to him tonight and see if i can ride with him a little bit
13:09yeah
13:10what do you think of all these wankers coming in your country
13:12what do you tell him to do now
13:19what fear and most SAYS to the outside
13:21of the field of a cloud
13:23today perhaps i want to draw
13:24the movie as a character
13:27normal
13:28but i think that so
13:30for side
13:32for the parra to move
13:33for
13:34Jeff, are you going to film this?
13:37We're in no man's land between the Lithuanian and Latvian borders, and for some reason the authorities aren't letting the gumball cars through.
14:01Hi, Mr. America. Welcome to Latvia. L-A-T-V-I-J-A-S. Latvia.
14:31A lot of people around this Latvia area have been talking a lot of garbage about the wrestling scene, and who's the real king?
14:45One of them... Did you just hit me? ...is this young lady.
14:48I am a real American.
14:52I'm finished now. I get it.
14:55I am a real American.
14:59We got it.
15:02Give me a little time.
15:04So we've been stuck at the Latvian border for six hours, and the authorities have seized people's passports.
15:11So in retaliation, Tim Powers has taken the keys to that 18-wheeler right there, so no one can now exit Latvia.
15:21So we can't enter, and no one can exit, so this border for now is officially closed.
15:26There's Mr. Powers standing right there in the white shirt with the black vest.
15:33So the guy in the 18-wheeler just found out that someone has his keys, and he is really hot.
15:41He's pissed.
15:46He's checking the wrong pockets. He needs to check Tim Powers' pockets.
15:51Uh-oh.
15:52Now he's confronting Tim Powers.
15:54He's found out that Tim has stole his keys.
15:56F*** tuxedo!
15:58It's his life.
15:59F*** give him back the key, you banker!
16:01I want to go home.
16:05So it looks like our border blockade worked.
16:07They're letting the gumballers pass now, and we've given the truck driver back his keys.
16:11Sorry.
16:12Bye.
16:13Hey, keep it between the ditches!
16:15Oh, we're finally entering Latvia.
16:25Now, we are pulling over in Latvia, waiting for Dimitri.
16:32See, look at the Latvians' attitude.
16:34They even hate asparagus.
16:36Falk asparagus.
16:37Who has something against asparagus?
16:39I think the one in the front says Falk broccoli.
16:45Dimitri and the guys made it through, and we are now going to travel into Latvia, but we're traveling in packs of five or six because there's been reports of cars trying to be hijacked off the road.
16:55Some of the gumballers.
16:57This is officially getting sketchy.
16:58Yeah.
16:59This is like elephants walking through the jungle holding each other's tails.
17:00Dude, the chicks in Latvia are all pretty much hot.
17:04The caravan has grown a little to eight or nine cars.
17:17We need a bigger convoy than this.
17:18Are they?
17:19He wants us lot, as a group, to go back to the checkpoint, get the rest on it, and then bypass this place that they're doing a hijack.
17:30It just gets better.
17:33So we've now been turned around by one of the other gumballers because there's been a string of hijackings up the road, and we're going back to get everyone else and go through as a bigger group.
17:47Latvian gangster.
17:49Latvian gangster.
17:50Are you guys worried about the Latvian gangs?
17:54Everyone's worried about the Latvian gangs.
17:55I mean Lithuanians?
17:56I'm going to join.
17:57What about if we pay the cops off to escort us?
17:58Look, we are telling you, as the security for Gumball, that you're to come with us.
18:11Okay.
18:12Right?
18:13That's what I'm telling you.
18:14That's it.
18:15If you want to go and do something on your own back, that's fine.
18:18Alright, I was just curious.
18:19Right?
18:20Do you think we should charge the board, or do you think they're really going to jack us with 15 cars or more?
18:27And some of us know karate?
18:30What do you know that, what's going on here?
18:33Uh, why is there stuff?
18:36You have no clue, because all you do is sleep.
18:40Well, when I'm in a car with no girls, I don't see the, you know.
18:49Yesterday was hardcore, but this is, I mean, this is what it's about.
18:52How many hours of sleep are you working on?
18:54Mate, I've been awake, um, pretty much since London.
18:59You know what?
19:00Let's f***ing just do it.
19:01So we decided to go without security, about seven, eight cars, because it was going to take around two hours or more for everyone to gas up in the caravan of 40 to 50 to 60 people.
19:13So, we're driving into the night in Latvia.
19:20Oh f***, we're lost. We're in Malta, the town where everyone got carjacked in.
19:24It's confirmed by the guy up there, four people got jacked. They took their cars and their money.
19:30The good news is, we're near the Russian border. Who ever thought we'd be happy to see Russia?
19:48So we made it through the Russian border without a hitch, whereas it took six hours to get through the Latvian border.
19:54Now we're going to pull over and try to get some food.
19:57This is Leohan.
19:59Hello Chef, hello.
20:00Loma.
20:01Dima.
20:02Peter.
20:03Peter?
20:04My Russian friends.
20:06He's treating us to vodka and laxatives all night.
20:10If you look at your physiognomy, I don't know.
20:13I'm sure he's just destroying me in Russian.
20:16You know where he is.
20:18Okay.
20:19Russia's going to be brilliant.
20:21I love my Russian friends.
20:23Leohan, Loma, and Peter.
20:27We drink lots of shvaksda together.
20:30Alright, we're going to say Petersburg on a lonely, desolate Russian highway.
20:36Is it the Russian police?
20:41We are still very far.
20:45We've got police right behind you.
20:48Don't hit the brakes.
20:49Just pull it out.
20:51We were supposed to have an agreement with the authorities about traveling through Russia.
20:56Oh, I think they tried to stop them with that blinder, and they didn't stop, so they're really pissed.
21:04The Russian police are stern.
21:06Stern, but fair.
21:16We're getting pulled over.
21:20How many times have we been pulled over in Russia, Dmitry?
21:23I think, uh, three or four or something?
21:26Four.
21:27The Russian police.
21:28Stern.
21:30Stern, but fair.
21:34There's three lanes of traffic on that side.
21:39People must die daily on this road.
21:43So it's now nine in the morning, and we're in St. Petersburg, Russia.
21:47We've been driving for 24 hours now.
21:50So in the last 60, we've slept two, and we should be going to our hotel right now to rest.
21:57But our visa is for one day in Russia.
22:00So we have to get the hell out of here.
22:02Man, I'm exhausted.
22:03I was just talking to these guys.
22:04They said, did you just get in?
22:05I was like, yeah, we just got here.
22:06They go, you look fresh as a daisy.
22:07People moan that there's no sleep, but there's, uh, they're on, they're on a Gumball rally.
22:22What the f**k do we do, Max?
22:23We're dying here.
22:24We're dying here.
22:25We're dying.
22:26Keep driving.
22:27It's a hard drive, you know.
22:28It's a four and a half hour drive, and you've got seven hours to get there.
22:31We're thinking about staying on, getting the ferry tomorrow.
22:33Remember our visas are on for today, aren't they?
22:34No, they're trying to get an extension at the front.
22:35They're waiting for a trip.
22:36I'm not.
22:37I'm not.
22:38I'm not.
22:39I'm not.
22:40I'm not.
22:41I'm not.
22:42I'm not.
22:43I'm not.
22:44I'm not.
22:45I'm not.
22:46I'm not.
22:47I'm not.
22:48I'm not.
22:49I'm not.
22:50I'm not.
22:51I'm not.
22:52They're trying to get an extension at the front.
22:53They're what?
22:54Because we can get another ferry to the next place.
22:55So instead of spending another f**king day driving, thank you.
22:58You can just meet them up tomorrow.
22:59I can't do any more.
23:00You know what?
23:01I just can.
23:02You're staying?
23:03I was thinking.
23:04But the thing about it, there may not be a ferry tomorrow before they made it.
23:09You know what?
23:10Let's just get some f**king from here.
23:12I'm just staying.
23:13I'm going to be really controversial here, guys.
23:15I think we should go.
23:16I think we should go.
23:17We had a lovely breakfast in St. Petersburg, went to the restroom, and now we're off to Helsinki.
23:25It's another four to five hours, which is ten to twelve gumball time.
23:47The Russian police, stern, stern, but now we're off to Helsinki.
24:17Follow the leader.
24:35Hold it.
24:36Hey, dude. Smell my head.
24:41It's gonna get you. It's gonna get you. It's gonna get you.
24:47Here we go.
24:55Will you teach me some Russian?
24:57How do you say, do you want to wrestle naked tonight?
25:02Yes, you got. Right.
25:17Now we're about to enter Finland, do some serious partying.
25:29That is so lame.
25:31Steve-O, you're so lame. That's not even funny.
25:35Go to Helsinki.
25:37You got me.
25:39Good.
25:40I'm so bummed.
25:41I'm so bummed.
25:42I'm so bummed.
25:43I'm so bummed.
25:44And I'm so bummed.
25:45Oh, no.
25:46I'm so bummed.
25:47Today I'm dirty
25:52And I want to be free
25:55Tomorrow I know I'm just dead
26:01We are nobodies
26:04Wanna be somebodies
26:08We're dead
26:10And now just who we are
26:14Steve-O hasn't done anything but sleep this whole trip
26:18So Pontius is gonna give him a little wake up
26:34What happened?
26:35F*** you dude, f*** you is what happened
26:39So we loaded all the cars onto a ferry boat in Helsinki, Finland
26:44On our way to Stockholm, Sweden
26:46In three days we slept two hours
26:49We're gonna go now, eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet
26:52And then drink
26:54A lot
26:56Hold my finger
26:58So I heard you and Looney got in a little accident
27:04Right
27:05How fast were you going?
27:10Between 140 and 150 miles per hour
27:25Did you hear it get severed?
27:27Yeah, it's come off a little bit
27:29So kind of sewn it back on there
27:32I did not come on a cruise ship
27:34To Lolligat
27:36I came on a cruise ship
27:38To party
27:39What are we gonna do to this guy?
27:42I mean a little banana massage isn't much to ask for
27:45What are we gonna do to this guy?
28:00I mean a little banana massage isn't much to ask for
28:03Oh
28:12You got a knee job
28:15You got a knee job
28:16Hey
28:17Go, go, go
28:18I would like to know why I have two frickin' knees
28:24How did you get those two knees?
28:31I don't know.
28:32You got them too late though.
28:33Yeah.
28:34Nobody knows how you got them.
28:35I got them on a cruise ship.
28:37Welcome to Sweden.
28:40Sweden.
28:41There's no Stevo.
28:44Hey, you feel like going to Copenhagen maybe?
28:50Why don't we go to Copenhagen?
28:58Yeah, let's do that.
29:00Come on!
29:02Sleepo!
29:03Let's go!
29:04Stevo, you just couldn't be bothered to wake up this morning.
29:06You couldn't be bothered.
29:07How the f*** was I supposed to do?
29:09I woke you up an hour ago and said, come, get out of bed.
29:14And you started to get out of bed.
29:15I did?
29:16An hour later, you walked back into the room.
29:18How was I supposed to do anything?
29:19You got all cuddled up.
29:20I mean, Sleepo.
29:21All snuggie.
29:22You idiot.
29:23Sleepo.
29:24What do you like better, Ponies?
29:25Sleepo or Stevo?
29:26I don't like either.
29:27If he was asleep, I wish he was awake.
29:30If he was awake, I wish he was asleep.
29:32He's a piece of crap.
29:34So apparently, last night...
29:36Oh, dude!
29:38But then, he had to go, but they couldn't be asleep and see if it wasn't.
29:39They couldn't...
29:40All snuggie...
29:41I guess...
29:42Are you all wrong?!
29:43Jon Scuggie?
29:44But...
29:45Right?
29:46What was thedel구eload?
29:47My name is Jake.
29:48I'm from MTV Europe.
29:49I want to ask you some questions about the gumball.
29:51So, is this your first gumball?
29:53I see.
29:55Now, have you met any interesting people while here on the gumball?
30:01Oh, you don't say.
30:03No, really, you don't.
30:04Well, it was nice talking to you, and I wish you the best of luck,
30:07and we'll see you back in England, yeah?
30:10All right, mate. Cheerio.
30:13We're in some counseling in Sweden where people are skidding around in the dirt,
30:17and there's a bunch of old ladies dressed as older ladies.
30:20What were ladies in the 16th century like?
30:23Oh, we were...
30:26Slutty.
30:28Depends what you mean by slutty.
30:31This is smoked whitefish on toast. It's disgusting.
30:36What do we have here?
30:37Here we have sandwich with bleak roe. It's disgusting.
30:42This is cheese pate. It's disgusting. I hate it.
30:46It's kind of crappy, but the women are great.
30:53Hey, just f*** off.
30:56What do you mean?
30:58F*** off is what I mean, dude.
30:59There's a moat. There's a moat. There's a moat.
31:01It's a good jump today.
31:02So I guess Nassau was riding the Copenhagen with those guys.
31:11So are we ever going to see you again?
31:13Probably not.
31:14Do you want to introduce yourself?
31:16My name is...
31:17VV the Cloud.
31:20What's your name, sir?
31:21Richie Rich.
31:22What kind of car is this?
31:23It's a BMW, late 50i.
31:26It's a V12.
31:27If I puke, you can be sure it's going to go on skinny.
31:45So the car flashed as there's cops up ahead.
31:49I'm driving really slow.
31:51Yeah.
31:51They're telling us to slow down.
31:54Here's the cops.
31:57Hello.
31:57What's that for?
31:58What are you going to say, please?
31:59It's a traveller.
32:00It's a big one.
32:01You're right?
32:01You're going to take a coupe over on anyone.
32:03Oh, look at it.
32:06It's got all the official stores on it.
32:07And the reason I'm driving is because Skinny's licence was too big.
32:12The policeman said, no, no, I'm sorry.
32:16It is too big.
32:17You will have to ride in the back.
32:26Oh, boy.
32:27So at the Denmark border, they have a speed trap,
32:32and there's about 15 cars that just got caught.
32:39What do you think of the gumball?
32:40Oh, really?
32:48Gave me a little present.
32:52Now, what were they saying?
32:56They take my driving licence.
32:57They took them?
32:58They took my licence.
32:59So you probably shouldn't drive out of here, huh?
33:02No, no, I've got to drive out of here.
33:03We've got the gumball to experience for God's sake.
33:05Oh, man.
33:07Oh, man.
33:09Tonight's going to be so fun.
33:15Why?
33:16What's going on today?
33:17It's going to be a big party with lots of hot chicks.
33:21Maybe some of them will have a future main pierce.
33:25And then they'll give up their bodies.
33:29You think they will?
33:30I wish life was like a porto loop.
33:33Thanks for the ride.
33:39I'm really upset about the way that you forced me to drive that fast.
33:45This should be such a warning on your program.
33:47This should be a warning on your program, man.
33:49The way that you just encourage people to break the law and do dangerous things.
33:53A ticket with a licence plate, F-U-F-E-D.
33:58Oh, my God.
33:59The guy asked me if it was real.
34:00And I said, I didn't know it was my car.
34:02Of course it is.
34:03And I went, yes.
34:04And I looked around and he'd written that.
34:06I love that.
34:07I think the police officer is definitely f***ed.
34:12Big change in plan.
34:13I know some of you have heard about it already.
34:15And that is, we're not finishing in London.
34:18Oh, my God.
34:20Reason being, we're banned from London.
34:27We're going to be an hour out of London at Lord Montague Beulie's house, which is at Beulie.
34:37We're going to be an hour.
35:02Party's over.
35:15Well, we're now leaving Copenhagen for the ride back to London.
35:19Some people said it'd take 10 hours, some 14, but I think 20.
35:24That's your car.
35:26Yeah.
35:26Don't start saying that's you.
35:29That's us.
35:30What is that?
35:31What's what?
35:32This.
35:40That's a bugger.
35:43Look at all these people up here.
35:46I take it not a lot goes on in Denmark.
35:48We already embarked on, like, the gnarliest day of driving.
35:52No, it's not the gnarliest.
35:53The second gnarliest day of driving?
35:55No, probably the third gnarliest.
35:58Nut shoved.
35:59I've got to really touch up on my German.
36:05Bitte, wo ist die Schlossmusee?
36:09Bitte, wo ist die Schlossmusee?
36:13Bitte, wo ist die Schlossmusee?
36:16Bitte, wo ist die Schlossmusee?
36:20Am besten hier rechts ab.
36:22Und ich denke, da müssen sie noch mal fragen.
36:25Ja.
36:25Ja, ne?
36:26Ja.
36:26Fahren sie mal hier rechts rein und fahren sie da bis Schloss.
36:28Und da wird's wohl auch, ich denke mal, im Schloss, das Museum.
36:31Wird da wo sein, ja?
36:32Ja.
36:33Ja.
36:33He's never trying to get us up.
36:35Okay, come on, get Shane.
36:37The did he just say?
36:46Hey, what country am I?
36:49U.S.A.
36:50U.S.A.
36:51U.S.A.
36:52U.S.A.
36:53U.S.A.
36:57Go, go, go.
37:03Look how many cars we've got.
37:05Yeah, we're just still going.
37:11That truck's gonna try to get you, dude.
37:12I won't.
37:13Yeah, we won't.
37:14He's gonna.
37:15He's gonna.
37:16Demetri, Demetri, get over!
37:18F***!
37:19Dude, are you kidding me?
37:21Yeah!
37:22Dude, you almost f***ing just clipped that truck.
37:24What's up right there, baby?
37:26Belgium.
37:27Belgium.
37:28Belgy.
37:29We're right near the E40, but we f***ing can't get on anywhere,
37:31and we just ended up in some f***ing hole place.
37:34Like a cow farm.
37:35There's a freeway.
37:36All right?
37:37There's a little problem.
37:40F***!
37:41We gotta go towards Amsterdam, though, look.
37:43Look, we were there.
37:44Yeah, but now it says a sign for Babentium.
37:47We gotta go towards Appledore, and it's that way.
37:49It's west.
37:51We're going east.
37:52Thanks, Demetri, now we're not gonna win.
37:55F***!
37:57We just lost like two hours.
37:59What's the point of driving that fast if we're going the wrong way?
38:02That's the point.
38:03God.
38:04Dude.
38:05What's going on?
38:06It's good.
38:07It's good.
38:08Pianas!
38:09Pianas has licked Stevo's toe.
38:13What's going on?
38:33Pony's just licked Steve-O's toe.
38:36Excuse me, miss.
38:39Do you know where the gumball party is?
38:41Okay, I don't think they speak English.
38:45Finally, we've arrived in Beaulieu, England, and it looks like we didn't win.
39:02So, six days later, 3,000 miles, 106 cars started, 85 are still in it.
39:10Basically, everyone took part of the rally.
39:12I've decided to give more something for their achievement.
39:16Hello, John.
39:17Hello, thank you, sir, very much.
39:19They're waiting for you.
39:21All right, yes.
39:23Thanks, sir.
39:25Excellent.
39:27Yeah.
39:28All right, man, I'm gonna go to sleep, I think.
39:32Good.
39:33I'm f***ing exhausted.
39:34Glad you survived.
39:35No, we haven't.
39:36I didn't expect you to come back.
39:37God.
39:38I expected to lose half of you lot in with the regular lap.
39:43But, oh well, I tried.
39:46So, we just completed 3,600 miles in five days.
39:51I thought we were gonna drive, you know, a few hours a day, 10, 12 hours, and party all night.
39:58Wake up, drive a little more, another party.
40:01But, it wasn't like that at all.
40:03Highlights were, I don't know, Tim Powers at the Latvian border was pretty good.
40:09Shane was pretty brilliant, but unfortunately, we couldn't air most of his exploits.
40:14The Polish hookers were pretty good, too, but we had to drive by them so fast.
40:19But, we'll make up for it next year, because Gumball is coming to America.
40:24New York to L.A.
40:30I am the winner, you know that?
40:31Oh, you?
40:32Yeah, I'm the number one, man.
40:33It was horrible.
40:34I hated it, man.
40:36I hated all the countries.
40:37I didn't like the other racers.
40:38I never really wanted to go to these countries.
40:41They seemed like bad places to me.
40:43A lot of the people were ugly, you know.
40:45They didn't even know who I was.
40:47Gumball's a good thing.
40:49It's a complete, it's like aristocratic delinquency.
40:56They can roll a Ferrari and have stitches holding their gear on,
41:00and literally leave the Ferrari upside down in the field,
41:03and just continue on Gumball in the spirit of true raging.
41:10I mean, you cannot rage harder than Gumball.
41:14So awesome.
41:16Yeah.
41:17Thank you, baby.
41:19Make sense for 19 million years?
41:24Yeah.
41:25Hey, wish them about 70 10 years long.
41:28Yeah, that's awesome.
41:30I'm sure we live here today.
41:31Why are you experiencing a gap in your life?
41:33Yeah.
41:34We aren't even having that gap in your life.
41:36You see the gap in the future.
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