Did Lisa Ruin Hot or Not?

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak play a game of Hot or Not and Dave thinks that Lisa gave away the results when she looked early. Jason was pretty spot-on with his guess and is accused of cheating. Then, there is a deep dive on the person they were judging.

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00:00uh oh another bitch is tripping this is a hot or not boys so pay attention to this one okay

00:15a woman was arrested the other day after police say she attacked officers in a toledo walmart

00:24stop right there after they questioned her about the animals she left inside her car

00:33uh-oh okay officers with the sylvania township police department were dispatched to the walmart

00:41on central avenue for reports of a dog locked in a vehicle all right when officers arrived they

00:48located the vehicle the dog inside was barking the window was just slightly open but they noticed

00:55the dog was panting profusely and there was no water inside that's when they also discovered

01:01four kittens and two cats oh no no no no no no you can't you can't travel with four no how many kittens

01:09four kittens two cats one dog no you can't as this was taking place officers went inside the walmart

01:16to attempt to locate the owner once inside they did locate the owner don weird from alpena michigan

01:24her last name's weird like it's w-i-a-r-d like oh okay okay all right they say she told the officer

01:33she just ran inside to grab a few things and they were not allowed to take her animals

01:38she also claimed the dog was a service dog but ignored the officers when she was asked about

01:46documentation no i don't think you'll find it um wow this is i mean there's no hope here for an

01:55attractive uh okay so this is a crazy you didn't mention an age is that on purpose um i i'm looking

02:05for it now okay to see if it doesn't it wasn't here yeah i was gonna guess the age with my oh okay

02:12guess the age we can also but we won't know the answer but my guess is you're talking about

02:18i'm gonna go with mid 40s i'm gonna say this is a crazy toledo animal lady she's for actually alpena

02:28michigan just happened to be in toledo on a road okay all right wild choice uh road trip to toledo

02:35lady i'm gonna go with and thank you for listening um i'm gonna say a three i'm gonna say a little bit

02:46plump a plumper

02:48in trouble three yep jason

02:54jason yeah what nothing okay go ahead i'm gonna go with the two okay but i'm gonna say a little

03:04more on the thin side okay um tatted up oh tatted up all right uh maybe a little bit of chin hairs

03:16and like a stash going wow oh my wow wow wow okay so weird why are you looking at me like that

03:25so you obviously nailed it you obviously have nailed the beard did you see this story oh i swear i swear

03:34i swear i swear what do you want me to do to swear because lisa just did and she does not have a

03:39poker face no i saw her dying over here because i saw her little google fingers go straight to the

03:45computer and she was like ah she's dying no i i swear no i saw her you can come look i don't have her

03:52computer up google fingers i said no i'm sorry i looked i'm sorry i looked i knew something was

03:58going i saw her she's like there's a lot to figure out all right so to recap chuck thinks she's a plump

04:05three jason thinks she's a thinner tatted chin hair stashed two yes dawn i mean dawn i know

04:14trying to picture a nice dawn sorry dawn i threw this in here just for fun because absolutely not

04:21hot in fact to me she looks like paul giamatti what you have to see the mugshot of the day

04:30at dave and chuck the freak no you literally have to see it are you ready yeah i am

04:37how did you know how did you know how did you do that you lie you're a cheater you're a cheater

04:45why you lie shut up he said thin no he said thin and tatted up i would never i would never

04:52solely the game you did no i swear he said thin and tatted up with maybe some whiskers

04:59this is a this is something else is that long-haired paul giamatti it is it is he i knew you nailed it

05:12because dave got so mad yeah not thin no no way miss that part but when you do in the facial hair

05:20no the facial hair is in the stack what uh what uh you might be clairvoyant i was picturing just uh

05:27like six animals in there i know she was toledo as the road trip destination no no

05:34there's body cam footage i went all the way to toledo to hit walmart that's so that's her that's her

05:40wait so that lady's face yeah you would never guess looking from the back that she's got the face of

05:49paul giamatti are you sure that's her yes that's her you'll see she gets into a scuffle with the

05:54cops here see there she is yeah there she is yeah sent you her facebook oh yes thank you yes thank

06:03you my god let's check out paul giamatti's facebook oh my gosh see here you can see this person's

06:10husband oh my god oh my lord oh no what is happening should i be showing this oh no maybe

06:22maybe maybe no more okay we gotta have a meeting about that one day yeah we do oh a couple of dead

06:32teeth but less giamatti there yes i i mean less facial hair so what's going on here what's happening

06:42right everything is different she should not have animals changing everything is different changing

06:52tat it up tat it up tat it up this is the woman of your dreams you've envisioned her but not he said

07:00skinny and i'm so oh no no no no no no no no no no no my goodness oh my damn no no no no she's going ham

07:10this is crazy i went to high school with a guy who looks just like her stop it you went to high

07:22school with paul giamatti yes yes because you guys um how old do we know yet no i could not find this

07:32person go to school with court i hope not for his sake they look so different from the mugshot yeah

07:39oh i don't see the resemblance it's wild really it is i don't know what we're even watching it's her

07:46brushing her hair with a cat on her shoulder wearing a bodysuit that's one of the most haunting

07:51things i've ever seen so she's a she's not she she was born like well yes is it is that what you're

08:01thinking yeah oh that's my guess and she loves jelly roll i would hope everything is different yeah

08:07because if not everything is changing real mess yeah i mean it's tough to like her goatee is almost

08:14better than her husband's yes yeah more of a goatee than i could grow unfortunately oh yeah big

08:22time i mean big time much thicker than dave's in more ways than one thing yeah yeah oh wow well that

08:33man named don is lady that lady named don is what do they say in the story do they say she she okay yeah

08:43they were able to locate her she told the officer she ran inside to grab a few things she claimed the

08:47dog was a service dog cheat will be done some from certain areas and i feel like they don't

08:54respect the identification can we go back to the photos the cult the collection of stuff that i want

09:00to see what do you want to see her stuff like with all the crazy wolves and there's a lot of wolves a lot of

09:06alerts she likes to spread like some sort of like alert i don't know what this means it's gotta be a

09:14game or something oh it has to be a game yes that's what it is it's like what me and lisa played for a

09:20hot minute what do we play gangster my oh yeah mafia is she i think she could be challenged she's in a group of

09:29challenged people that would be terrible i don't think that's a group of people that's alpena michigan

09:38that's alpena michigan jason that is alpena michigan take it you have just discovered alpena michigan

09:45where is she take a look at the left jason take a look at the left i truly don't it's not but where

09:50is she i mean where i'm gonna guess right there right there yeah that's her and that's her guy

09:55oh okay nope i think you've just discovered alpena michigan up close i love the outfit on the left

10:02the argyle is a wild choice that's what i'm saying that's a that's a group of challenge it's like a

10:14group of people going to see pat the movie yes like they all dressed up to go see it

10:19i think it's special no no no i think you guys but then that would be bad

10:26no it's normal look was it beer in their hand or cans of mountain dew no look he's got a family guys

10:35this is just what's in her tits listen i don't want to look too close but i think it's a snake

10:41i don't want to play that game what's in her it's an animal or a bug or is it that necklace thing

10:49wait what is that what's that they're eating so gross i don't let's play what's they're eating

10:53that's a potato yeah that's a breakfast that's potato what that's a cucumber no that's a potato

11:01split in half right this here this is this is like a zucchini or a cucumber okay good because if it

11:07was a potato all right so yeah you have to go check out the mugshot at davinchuckthefreak.com

11:13because it is unlike anything you've ever seen i normally don't look and i don't know why i did

11:18but i saw your little fingers go and then for some reason like let me see i had just finished

11:25my writing and then she her head just goes away like you just like if lisa's dying you're not

11:33gonna see her i know and she disappeared and i was like oh no that's why i was giving the dirty

11:39yeah he was mad at me well he's a clairvoyant yeah we don't even he doesn't even need

11:44hints he i've always knew he could sense lady men from a mile away

11:48yeah dream about it oh no yeah there's more yep oh look at all the cigs she smokes and sits on the

11:57toilet oh yeah come on court get out of here look at all the cigs he's right he's right there was

12:06toilet smoker yeah you nailed it oh just a little bit of shit to be fair pretty relaxing spot to do

12:12it yeah not bad not bad her in court smoke on the toilet yep while i pee too oh okay

12:20oh yeah losing my faith in humanity guys oh man it's wild oh no like the most disgusting pictures

12:30of food you've ever seen listen it's not it's not anthony bourdain in there okay oh my god you know

12:37no parts unknown it might be yeah the parts are unknown but but people from alpina very upset

12:46listen alpina i just i had just i had to do it it was too funny not to and you know they will admit

12:58some people from alpina have that look but everyone is not i know listen i'm just saying if you go around

13:06the wrong corner in alpina michigan you're gonna see a gathering just like that photo again i will tell

13:14you one more time i urge you to go to dave and check the freak.com to check out the mugshot of

13:20the day no actually she's our hot or not hot or not yeah and i will say one more time i did not

13:26cheat okay it's just like a coincidence for you to nail the facial hair exactly as well i was just

13:33trying to paint the picture of like a weird looking person yeah he nailed it and i was right he nailed it

13:40you

13:41you

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