Peep Show: The End of Hope?

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak play is she 'Hot or Not' and Andy was feeling hopeful and gave a very high rating. Could this be the biggest letdown in history? Even the end of hope?!

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00:00Uh-oh, another bitch is trippin'.

00:10And for fun, this is a hot or not.

00:12Alright.

00:13Okay.

00:14This is a new spin on the eye for an eye justification for violence.

00:19A woman in Florida named Sarah Yaminez was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend in the eye.

00:29Okay.

00:31Allegedly because he was looking at other women.

00:35Oh, wow.

00:36Looking.

00:37Yeah.

00:38This happened at their home the other day.

00:41Technically, now, she got him in the eyelid.

00:45Well, that's better.

00:47And it wasn't a knife.

00:50It was one of their dog's rabies needles.

00:55Oh, my God.

00:57What the hell?

00:58Uh-huh.

01:00The guy says they were arguing.

01:03He was laying on the couch when his girlfriend jumped him with the needle.

01:09Yep.

01:10Yep.

01:11What's her last name?

01:13Jimenez.

01:14Yep.

01:15She left the house afterward.

01:16Police found her outside sleeping in a car.

01:20She said she had no idea what he's talking about.

01:23His injuries were self-inflicted.

01:26Hmm.

01:27Yeah, because you just always are jamming needles in your own eye.

01:30Yeah.

01:31Sarah was charged with aggravated battery and is in jail on a $7,500 bond.

01:39Still in jail?

01:41She's currently still in jail.

01:44So, the question, I guess, is, is she hot or not?

01:51Rabies needle.

01:53Oh, my God.

01:55It does seem like something only a hot person would even dream up.

02:01But I'm not sure on this because if she was real hot, she'd be out of jail.

02:06Because even though she stabbed you in the eye, you think you'd still...

02:12You'd go get her.

02:13Dropped up charges or whatever?

02:14You'd just go get her.

02:15You'd just go...

02:16Pay the...

02:17Pay the...

02:18Pay the...

02:19The bail.

02:20Eight years, though.

02:21Yeah.

02:23He's probably been dealing with some crazy stuff.

02:25This isn't the first run-in that they've had, I can't imagine.

02:28No.

02:29No way.

02:30You don't go from zero to rabies needle.

02:31No, no.

02:32In the eye.

02:34I want to say, though, that she's okay.

02:38I think she's going to be a six.

02:41Fiery, Latina six.

02:46Okay.

02:47I don't know if it's just because I'm always hopeful during these.

02:50I know.

02:51Like, whenever we do them, Dave will tell the story,

02:53and then I'm always picturing like a smoking hot chick.

02:55Yep, every time.

02:56Stabbing a guy in the eye with a rabies needle.

02:58Yeah.

02:59Yeah.

03:00That's my dream.

03:01It's hopefulness on my part.

03:02Yeah.

03:03Yeah.

03:04So, I think that I'm going to go with that.

03:06Okay.

03:07Okay.

03:08And I think she's a nine.

03:09Oh, wow.

03:10Nine.

03:11That's high score, Andy.

03:12Yeah.

03:13I took a chance.

03:14I love your hopeful.

03:15I know.

03:16I'm trying to be hopeful.

03:17That's beautiful.

03:18I bail a nine right out of jail, though.

03:19That's true.

03:20That is the one point you made that I agree with.

03:22Yeah.

03:23Yeah.

03:24Anything's possible, though.

03:25Remember, you can play along at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com,

03:27where you'll find her mugshot.

03:28Chuck gives this a fiery Latina six.

03:31Yep.

03:32Andy gives it a very hopeful nine.

03:34Yes.

03:35He's all in.

03:36How to their scores rate when you actually see the woman?

03:40Oh, there you go.

03:41Oh, my God.

03:42Oh, my God.

03:43Oh, my God.

03:44That makes it even better.

03:46That Andy said was so hopeful and gave her a nine.

03:52I nailed it.

03:53Like, honestly, that's probably one of the most letdowns of hope of all time.

03:59Well, she had a hot girl name.

04:01I know.

04:02That is so far away from a nine.

04:06Oh, yeah.

04:07She is bad.

04:08Not even a six.

04:09Like, you're both.

04:10Oh, my God.

04:11No, I don't even believe in hope anymore.

04:12Not even a one.

04:13I wouldn't even give her a one.

04:14I'm out of hope.

04:15Yeah.

04:16Looks like Amira Servino's dad.

04:17Yeah.

04:18Paul Servino.

04:19Yeah.

04:20R.I.P.

04:21Actor Paul Servino.

04:22Yeah.

04:23That's what she looks like to me.

04:25She does.

04:26My God.

04:27That couldn't have been worse.

04:29That's why she's still in jail.

04:31That is.

04:32I knew something was up.

04:33I was hoping for the best.

04:35But the guy's like, never let her out, please.

04:38Oh, please.

04:39She looked like a Polly from Goodfellas.

04:48Almost exact.

04:49Oh, my God.

04:50Oh, my goodness.

04:51Holy hell.

04:52That's hilarious.

04:55I don't know what other situation in the world there was hope and then it was dashed.

05:00Just so instantly.

05:01Yeah.

05:02So quickly.

05:03Yeah.

05:04Oh, my God.

05:05Oh, my God.

05:06Oh, my God.

05:07You're completely.

05:08You're ridiculous.

05:09But I totally know what you mean.

05:11Yes.

05:12This is what I'm saying.

05:13I totally know what you mean.

05:14I know what you mean.

05:15I know what you mean.

05:16Everything.

05:17It's prosperity.

05:18And the joy of human space trap.

05:22Oh, my God.

05:23Oh, my God.

05:24We learned at a young age to not have a lot of hope.

05:27That's it.

05:29That's it.

05:30This might be a whole generations challenger.

05:32A hopeful nine.

05:33Oh, no.

05:34A hopeful nine.

05:35Yeah.

05:36And then it was like, no.

05:38Oh, God.

05:39Paul Sorvino.

05:40Yeah.

05:41What are you doing here, Paulie from Goodfellas?

05:43Yeah.

05:44Just making some meatballs.

05:45Bits of this woman falling into the sea.

05:49Oh, Lord.

05:51Yeah.

05:52A lot of bits.

05:53Mm-hmm.

05:54Wow.

05:55That's bad.

05:56No, it's so bad.

05:57That's what I get from being hopeful one time.

05:59No.

06:00No.

06:01She's not.

06:02She's a homely, homely woman.

06:04Yeah, no.

06:05She's not attractive on a normal scale.

06:07No.

06:08Real, real bad.

06:11No, no.

06:12No, we really want to move on theittoon.

06:14Just the band.

06:15I'm seeing you.

06:17No, you're too late.

06:19Just make lots of these things.

06:20Sure, sorry.

06:21You think that's amazing.

06:22Give me some things here, części, just the mic, or.

06:24I got sick in the kitchen here.

06:25I want to make a biggest mess of everything.

06:26MJ, wait a teraz and observe.

06:27Yeah, I get the buzz.

06:28It's okay to catch your army off, which озwarnes.

06:29Wow, perfect.

06:30It's a bad.

06:31I'm watchingtaa.

06:31Need three.

06:33I need to catch him tomorrow's встречlar.

06:34You're too late.

06:35So, yeah, if I walk.

06:36I want to catch you.

06:37Just put me on meetings right here.

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