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00:00You have a date with the Angels, starring Betty White, Bill Williams as Gus Angel,
00:27presented by the Plymouth Dealers of America, who proudly fell and surfaced the beautiful new Plymouth for 1957.
00:42The time, about six months after Vicki and Gus Angel were married.
00:46The plot, even the crystal ball gets balled up.
00:49The main character, a dog with a green face.
00:57Hey, Benny, have you seen my dog, Murph?
01:09No, I haven't, Sam.
01:10Gosh.
01:13Hey, Frank, any news of the dog?
01:15No, we've all been looking for him, too.
01:17Gosh, I've got to find him pretty soon. He's missed three performances already.
01:20Still looking for Murph, Sam?
01:24Yeah.
01:25We'll keep looking for him.
01:26Thanks a lot.
01:27Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.
01:28Sorry, sir.
01:29Sorry, my fault.
01:30It's all right.
01:31Hey, Smitty, you seen the dog?
01:33Hey, Sam.
01:34Huh?
01:35Oh, Charlie, you got news of Murph?
01:37Nah, I wouldn't be surprised to find out somebody swiped him.
01:39Well, I've been thinking about the same thing.
01:41Yeah, I know how you must feel, Sam.
01:43After trimming that dog all these years?
01:45Well, one thing's for sure.
01:47I haven't got an act without him, I'll tell you that.
01:49Keep the chin up, boy.
01:50Yeah.
01:52Oh, Johnny, you haven't seen a dog, have you?
01:56Any sign of Murph, Sam?
01:57No, not yet.
01:58Too bad.
01:59Any luck, honey?
02:00No, he's still missing, Hazel.
02:01Well, stop worrying, sweetie.
02:03Murph's been missing before.
02:04Yeah, but never for this long.
02:05I tell you, Hazel, that dog's had something on his mind
02:07for the past couple of weeks.
02:09You talk like that dog was human.
02:12Well, he darn near is.
02:13You know how he worries all the time.
02:15I was just talking to Charlie over there.
02:16He thinks the dog's probably been swiped.
02:18Hurry, hurry, hurry.
02:19Ring the bell at the top of the tower.
02:21Plank, perpendicular, follow.
02:22Right now.
02:23Here's the place.
02:24Here, hold that boy a minute.
02:25Yes, sir.
02:26Here.
02:27The gentleman right here missed his first try,
02:30but he has two more chances.
02:32Shall I try it?
02:33You mean, can you?
02:34Honey, remember, I've seen you hammer your thumb
02:36right into the wall.
02:37Whoa, whoa.
02:38Are you kidding?
02:39Watch me get you one of those.
02:41I'm married, but there's a lot of other good prizes here.
02:44All right, now.
02:45The husky gentleman will try to ring the bell
02:47at the top of the tower.
02:48Yes, sir.
02:49Right up there.
02:50Now, see what he can do,
02:51and see if he can lift the mallet.
02:52Well, he lifted the mallet.
02:54All right.
02:55Now, he'll pretend that this is his mother-in-law.
02:57Hey.
02:58Hey, pity that poor mother-in-law.
03:02Now, I tell you, the lady can have the choice
03:05of any of these hand-painted imported dogs.
03:07A kooky doll,
03:08or if the gentleman decides to pry again,
03:10two bells out of three,
03:11gets the lady a nice jar of sweet-smelling,
03:13deluxe, oh, bat sauce,
03:15or two pints of gum.
03:16Now, I'll pick the dog.
03:17Yeah.
03:18On the bottom shelf, lady,
03:19the smaller down there.
03:22They're a little smaller,
03:23but they're a better material.
03:25They're made out of genuine chalk.
03:27Now, come out.
03:29I like a dog with a green face, don't you?
03:31Would you like the bath sauce?
03:33I could ring that bell all night.
03:35You know, I bet that mallet weighs 40 pounds.
03:37The good thing he doesn't get many like you,
03:39you'd have him out of business in no time.
03:41All done with muscle tone.
03:42Right here now.
03:43Oh, there's a gentleman.
03:44Say what he said, muscle tone.
03:45That's what it takes.
03:46Condition.
03:55Any condition.
03:56Huh?
03:57That's all right, honey.
03:58You go right on working out.
03:59It's fine.
04:00See, that thing has a green face.
04:02Well, he's been fixed.
04:03I'll get you a note.
04:04Oh, you will not.
04:05I wouldn't trade him for a million dollars.
04:07Hey, I don't know when I've had more fun.
04:09Ah, me too.
04:10How about another hot dog?
04:11I'd love it.
04:12I'll be right back.
04:13Here you are.
04:14Everybody wins and nobody loses here.
04:16Win yourself a jaggy and ten dollar, eh?
04:18Ah, you are.
04:20Here you are for a quarter here.
04:22See, I'll step right up.
04:23Everybody wins and nobody loses here.
04:25Ah, pardon me.
04:26Where's my dog?
04:28Ah, the little lady wants the dog.
04:30Knock the bottles off the shelf and get a genuine imported.
04:34Ah, ready, honey?
04:35No, honey, I left the dog here on the counter with a green face.
04:38How would you inconceive to yourself, lady?
04:40I got no dogs with green faces.
04:41Oh.
04:42Huh.
04:43The reason it got put away is because I'm so tiny.
04:47Thanks a million.
04:48I wouldn't want to lose him.
04:49My husband just won him for me.
04:50Oh, well, boy, maybe you can win her a whole day.
04:51Oh, maybe later.
04:52What do we do now, sweetheart?
04:53John, we've been spending an awful lot of money.
04:55If you add up all the games where we didn't win,
04:56this dog costs us nine dollars.
04:57Who cares?
04:58We haven't done anything crazy like this since we were dating.
04:59What do we do?
05:00Just testing.
05:01How about madam or whatever it is?
05:02Let's do it.
05:03All right.
05:04All right.
05:20All right, now, right here now.
05:21Win a nice price for your girlfriend.
05:23Show your muscles on in your head, do you what?
05:25No, we don't give cheap prices like that here, madam.
05:26No problem.
05:27Okay, you can.
05:28Come on, honey, madam, the Capricorn's all respecting you.
05:30Yeah, you've got to be prepared.
05:31Yeah, gotta be prepared, they always like you to cross their palms with silver.
05:40A card zodiac or...
05:43A card zodiac or the crystal.
05:48Now, very good.
05:51Would you please be seated and enter into the silence.
06:01You will cross my palm, please.
06:05Oh, with paper.
06:15I will now gaze into the crystal bowl.
06:18The crystal bowl that sees the past, pleasant, and the future.
06:23You will place your left hands upon the table, please.
06:27You're married.
06:31I...
06:34I feel a hostile vibration.
06:38You will place your four hands across the table, please.
06:43And gaze into the crystal.
06:46Ah, I see envy.
06:49The green of envy is everywhere.
06:52The green...
06:53Gave into the crystal.
06:55Ah-ha.
06:56I see a man's name.
06:58It starts with the letter...
07:00Uh, the letter...
07:02A G.
07:04Uh, Gordon?
07:06No.
07:07The letter G is very strong.
07:09Glenn?
07:10No.
07:11No.
07:12Glenn?
07:13No.
07:14Gavotte?
07:15Really?
07:16Goose?
07:18How'd you know?
07:19Goose?
07:21Uh, Gus.
07:23Uh, do you see Vicki in there?
07:24I see a wedding not too long ago.
07:25One...
07:26Two...
07:27Three...
07:28Four...
07:29Five...
07:30Five.
07:31That's right.
07:32I see a wedding five years ago.
07:34Five months.
07:35Five months.
07:36My dear.
07:37In the cosmic year.
07:38The cosmic year is to the month, but the day is to the hour.
07:43Uh, what about our future?
07:44A gaze into the crystal.
07:47Ah, I see a great day.
07:48I see a wedding not too long ago.
07:50I see a wedding not too long ago.
07:52One...
07:53Two...
07:54Three...
07:55Four...
07:56Five...
07:57Five.
07:58That's right.
07:59I see a wedding five years ago.
08:01Five months.
08:02My dear.
08:03In the cosmic year.
08:04The cosmic year is to the month, but the day is to the hour.
08:05Late meeting of friends over water.
08:08You, who are lovers, will meet others who are lovers.
08:12The precious is lost.
08:14The lovers protest.
08:16And life swirls about.
08:20And the precious is found.
08:23What does that mean?
08:24What does that mean?
08:26Well, you see, the cosmos is a pattern of nebula in transition.
08:30Hey, Hazel, I got...
08:32Pardon me, madam.
08:33I gotta see you.
08:35The picture is fading.
08:37Fading.
08:39All right, folks, that's all.
08:40Our light's going out.
08:44Tell her we had a very nice time.
08:45Oh, yeah, I will.
08:46Bye.
08:49Hey, Hazel, snap out of it.
08:50Who are them two?
08:51Well, her name is Vicki and he's Goose.
08:53Goose.
08:54Goose, Gus, whatever it is, I guess it.
08:57Oh, well, there you go.
08:58Well, I've bumped into that pair before somewhere.
09:00Is she from Long Beach?
09:01Honey, this is a crystal ball, not a road map.
09:05What were you so excited about when you came in?
09:07Oh, I got Hogan in on the case.
09:09Hmm, Hogan.
09:10Good, good.
09:11I've met smarter cops, but at least he knows what's going on up and down the boardwalk.
09:15Well, look, Hazel, somebody's got to find that dog or we don't get married.
09:18After all, he's my meal ticket.
09:20You know, Sam, I'm just sure Murph's going to be all right.
09:24Well, how do you know?
09:25I went to a fortune teller.
09:27I really get a kick out of you, Vicki.
09:51You really believe in that fortune teller Milwaukee.
09:54I do not.
09:56What's so funny?
10:01Who's Angel?
10:07She figured that out from the GMI tie clip.
10:09And anybody can tell we're married.
10:11Look at our rings.
10:12And then they always tell you you're going to meet somebody over water.
10:16Well, we're sitting on the pier, so that takes care of the water.
10:23Glad to meet you, Mrs. Angel.
10:25Now you've met somebody over water.
10:31Just the same.
10:32How about the time the fortune teller told Dolly that she was going to take a trip, and the very next week she went to Burbank?
10:37Some trip.
10:38Some trip.
10:40Burbank is 11 miles away from their house.
10:43How come I missed 10 times in a row when I got an eye like an eagle?
10:47Why don't you let the eagle throw the dog?
10:49Sounds like Murph's voice.
10:52It is.
10:53Murph!
10:54Murph!
10:55Some of you, Murph!
10:56I don't know.
10:57It sounded like a woman's place.
10:58I know how it is.
10:59You got a fan back there blowing them stupid balloons around.
11:02Yeah.
11:03I will pay you five bucks for every fan you find.
11:06Well, then how come the balloons jump by one side when I throw the dots?
11:10It's the breeze from your big mouth.
11:13He's over in the booth here.
11:16Well, hi.
11:17Hi, Murph.
11:18How are you?
11:19Well, isn't this something?
11:20We live two doors apart and we have to come down to the beach to see each other.
11:23Isn't that the end?
11:26Are you having fun?
11:27Oh, I don't know when we've had such a good time.
11:29And the fortune teller told us we were going to run into friends over water, and here you are.
11:33And look what Gus wants for me.
11:35Looks delicious.
11:37It's a sense you didn't want it from this crook.
11:40Hey, why don't you go down to Long Beach and bother the boys down there?
11:44Why do you have to come here every Saturday?
11:47Just tell me one thing.
11:48Where do you buy them concrete balloons?
11:51That place you got your head.
11:56Look, Buster, he's trying to be a gentleman.
11:58Oh, I didn't know he did imitation.
12:04You got an answer for that one, lover?
12:06No.
12:08He's just sore because I know all his little tricks.
12:11Yes, Sal.
12:12Yes, anybody's weak.
12:13If I fail to get your weight within three pounds, you win a genuine imported dog.
12:19Watch this.
12:20I've been driving this guy wacky for months.
12:22Anybody.
12:23Yes, anybody at all.
12:24Step right up.
12:27Oh, it's you again.
12:32Almost anybody at all.
12:34Step right up.
12:35Oh, no, you don't.
12:36Here.
12:37Guess my weight.
12:38Okay, the same as last week, 200 pounds.
12:39All right, so this week you weigh 205.
12:51Look, I don't know how you do it and I don't care how you do it.
12:53But do me a favor, will you?
12:54Go stand up on a roller coaster.
12:55Oh, don't be such a sore head.
12:56Why don't you try going straight?
12:57He's a swell guy.
12:58Hey, what's that, Murph?
12:59Five pounds of lead.
13:00But that's cheating.
13:01What's cheating about it?
13:02I never pay him.
13:03He never gets his right and I never take the dowel.
13:08I just enjoy frustrating him.
13:11That's cheating about it.
13:12I never pay him.
13:13He never gets his right and I never take the dowel.
13:19I just enjoy frustrating him.
13:22Where are you?
13:23Oh, you're right.
13:24How am I?
13:25Good evening.
13:26How do you see me?
13:27You're right.
13:28How do you see you?
13:29Frustrating him.
13:34Remember that time I suddenly weighed 300 pounds, lover?
13:39Murph borrowed a pair of those iron shoes
13:41deep sea divers wear.
13:44Snapped my ankles a couple of times, but it was worth it.
13:48Anybody want a hot dog?
13:50I'd love one.
13:51How about you, Vicki?
13:52I'd love one.
13:53I don't know.
13:54What's the matter with me?
13:54I can't seem to get enough to eat.
13:56Nothing for me, Cassie.
13:58Oh, fine.
13:58Well, thank God.
13:59Oh, gee, you didn't have to do the treating, Gus.
14:01Why not?
14:03Sam's got Ogun and a cop looking for Murph now.
14:06Well, it takes an hour to catch an hour.
14:08Uh-oh.
14:09Look who's here.
14:10I'll see you.
14:11Oh, no.
14:14Look, have you ever considered going to a dance Saturday night?
14:19I get all the runaround I need right here.
14:23You do the throng this time, Vicki.
14:26Oh, no.
14:27I throw plenty.
14:27All girls throw, buddy.
14:30It's because they're put together kind of weird.
14:34Well, he's right.
14:37Say, I'll three balls for a quarter.
14:40And if the little lady can't throw that bar, I'll move the milk bottles forward so she can.
14:44Okay, wise guy, this one's lock-sided.
14:48It feels lock-sided because you've got bumpy knuckles.
14:51Why don't you bring the rest of the Bloomer Girls team down here?
15:02That was great, Vicki.
15:10Vicki?
15:11I thought so.
15:13Vicki Mantle.
15:13I told you I'm too funny.
15:19She wants one of them big bears.
15:22Quiet on that.
15:23What kind of...
15:24I said she wants one of them big bears.
15:27Oh, one of the big bears.
15:29She gets a free game.
15:30I know the rules.
15:32Give her a bear.
15:33The management changed the rules.
15:35Since when?
15:36Since now.
15:37And who's the management?
15:39Me.
15:40Why are you broken down?
15:42That's all.
15:42My arm was getting tired anyway.
15:44That was beautiful.
15:46You ain't built as weird as I thought.
15:50What kind of you work for, lady?
15:52Yeah, Long Beach, maybe?
15:54Wait a minute.
15:55What are you guys trying to build?
15:57She throws that way because she was a tom boy.
16:01I'm not that good.
16:04Emma?
16:04Hey, Sam.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Might come up with an angle.
16:06I bet you didn't pick them.
16:07What's that?
16:08Your dog, Murph, may be parking in the parking lot over there in some car.
16:12That's right.
16:13I tell you, take a look.
16:13I got something I'm working on over here.
16:15Right.
16:25I got something.
16:32I must have dropped my bracelet.
16:33What kind was it?
16:34Oh, it was just a cheap costume jewelry bracelet with a...
16:38Why not the one you gave me, sweetheart?
16:40Oh, the one I gave it cost $2.98, so if it's cheaper than that, don't even bother looking for it.
16:46Somebody's frightened it.
16:49Where's that cop that's going around here?
16:51Oh, Murph, please don't bother, no.
16:53I know where it is.
16:54Hey, I'll step right up.
16:58Oh, hey, Buster.
16:59Come on up with a bracelet and no questions asked.
17:02What bracelet?
17:03My wife thinks she lost a bracelet around here somewhere.
17:06Oh, is this your wife?
17:08I thought you was married to Speed Bowl Annie then.
17:12Let's not get nasty, Buster.
17:14Yeah, let's not get...
17:16Wait a minute.
17:20What's so nasty about being married to me?
17:22I thought Ann said that lady.
17:25Oh, Gus didn't mean it that way, Cassie.
17:28And she didn't mean what she said, mister.
17:30And I'm sure you didn't mean what you said.
17:32And nobody meant what anybody said.
17:34And let's go.
17:34Phony milkman.
17:39Don't care enough about the bracelet to make this much of a seam.
17:42Now, let's see.
17:43When you met me and Murph, we were stand...
17:45Let's go.
17:47Stop her, Gus.
17:48Oh, I can't stop her from here, honey.
17:50Now, what good would it be for me to look back there?
17:53If she lost anything, it would be out here where she was standing.
17:56Because I don't think she lost it, Buster.
17:58Any guy that'd hang up cement balloons ain't above stealing a bracelet.
18:04Cassie, if he stole it, he can have it.
18:06Oh, thank you, lady.
18:08Very kind of you.
18:09I appreciate that.
18:10Right.
18:11There goes Sam's door.
18:12Well, grab him.
18:12Come on.
18:13Hey, come back here.
18:14We ain't through fighting yet.
18:16Cassie, let's go sit down someplace.
18:18I don't want to make all this fuss over something that's worth so little.
18:20Oh, I know how you are.
18:22I feel the same way about it myself.
18:25Chicken.
18:29I hate to make a seam.
18:34What's the matter?
18:34You run out of suspects?
18:38How'd you like a fat lip?
18:42Ah.
18:48Say, I wonder why Murph is taking so long to find that cop.
18:51Oh, well, we certainly don't need him now.
18:54If there's anything I hate, it's to accuse somebody of taking something.
18:59Where's the dog, sweetheart?
19:01I don't know.
19:02Have you seen the dog, Cassie?
19:04Uh-uh.
19:05Oh, but I got 20 of them.
19:06Vicky can have her pick when Murph gets back in the sack.
19:10Say, Cassie, do you and Murph come down here every Saturday?
19:13Mm-hmm.
19:14We missed a couple of years when Murph got drafted.
19:17Here you are.
19:18Step right up to the thief recorder.
19:19Knock the bottles off the shelf and...
19:21Pardon me.
19:21I'd like my dog, please.
19:24Look, lady.
19:25I'd get him for seven cents.
19:27I don't have to steal him.
19:29I didn't say you stole it.
19:31You might have tidied it out of sight like you did before.
19:34I didn't.
19:36Okay, lady.
19:37Take your pick.
19:38I don't want just any dog.
19:40Gus, I want the dog my husband with the green face won for me.
19:45I offered her anything on this show.
19:47She won't take it.
19:48Honey, take the dog and let's go.
19:50Gus, I want the dog you won for me because it's a nice memory.
19:54Honey, don't make a scene.
19:57She gets kind of nervous.
20:00The man's being very nice about it, sweetheart.
20:02Being very nice about it?
20:03He finds things before they're lost.
20:05Oh, we've been roofing this guy for years, Vicky.
20:07I don't think he'd do anything like this.
20:08Well, it just seems a little funny to me that seven cents.
20:16Vicky, you can have a bag full of dogs as soon as we find Murph.
20:19Murph, have you seen Murph?
20:21There he is.
20:23Where?
20:23Oh.
20:25He, uh...
20:26Where's Murph?
20:27Well, the last we saw of him, he was chasing the cop down the boardwalk.
20:30Lefty!
20:31Yeah!
20:31Murph's following the cop down the boardwalk.
20:33Hey, hold this!
20:34Hey, come on.
20:35Get us!
20:36Sam!
20:37Hazel!
20:37Please, wait a minute.
20:39What's all this about Murph?
20:40He ducked under a pile of lumber near the alley.
20:42Murph?
20:43Oh, so he got away from you, huh?
20:45Hey, now he's under the pier!
20:47Who's under the pier?
20:48Murph!
20:50He can't swim!
20:52And he's got five pounds of lead in his band!
20:54You know, I thought that dog would show off by now.
21:06He's been gone since early morning.
21:08Won't I do?
21:09My name's Murph, too.
21:13Oh, hi, Murph.
21:15That is not a sign of him.
21:16Where'd you come from?
21:20Well, not from under the pier.
21:22They're looking for a dog named Murph and no cracks.
21:26Oh, lover, it's you!
21:28Oh!
21:29Speak to me!
21:31Arf!
21:35Honey, they found Murph!
21:37Oh, that's wonderful.
21:38Look what I found.
21:39Hey, come on, baby.
21:41Yeah, baby.
21:42Come on.
21:42Come on.
21:42I'm coming in the hole, sweetheart.
21:44Oh, hey!
21:47This is Murph!
21:49Look at this!
21:50It's Murph!
21:50Hey, Murph!
21:51Hey, Murph!
21:51Come on, Murph!
21:52Come on, Murph!
21:53Come on, Murph!
21:53Come on, Murph!
21:54Hey!
21:55Where did you find him?
21:56Right back at the scale over there.
21:59And he's got a wife and three more children.
22:02Well, Sam, you better pass out the cigars.
22:05Murph, it's a papa!
22:06Well, sure, what else?
22:07Hey, I want one of the puppies!
22:08Come on, Murph!
22:09Come on, Murph!
22:10Come on, Murph!
22:11Come on, Murph!
22:11Come on, Murph!
22:12Come on, Murph!
22:13Come on, Murph!
22:16I already have my puppy!
22:19Haven't I?
22:21Oh, honey, we can't keep a dog in this old house like...
22:23Oh, sweetheart, please, let me see them, please!
22:25Oh, baby, what do we get...
22:29Why not?
22:30Ah!
22:31Ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:38That's right!
22:39I affin' the old house!
22:43Oh, boy, where are you?
22:44I know, David.
22:46It's not that old house.
22:47I don't know, but I'll go to the house...
22:48No, too.
22:49Hey, you know that?
22:50It's gone.
22:51It's gone.
22:52It's gone.
22:53It's gone.
22:55I need the other house, Lord.
22:56This way!
22:57THE END
23:27THE END
23:57THE END
24:27THE END
24:57THE END
25:27THE END
25:57THE END
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