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00:00You have a date with the angel, starring Betty White, Bill William Val's Gus Angel,
00:28presented by Plymouth, star of the forward look, and the Plymouth Dealers of America.
00:43The time, six months after Vicki and Gus Angel were married.
00:47The plot, it could have happened anywhere.
00:50The place, but it happened on a train.
00:58We haven't been out of state in ten minutes, and I'm positively lightheaded just getting away from that house.
01:04Well, remember, kids, now, this isn't exactly a vacation.
01:08You rang, sir?
01:08Oh, yes, I certainly did, waiter.
01:10I'd like two beers and two lemonades.
01:14Yes, sir.
01:14Carl always was an expender.
01:21You know, what I don't seem to get across to Dottie, Vicki, is that Gus and I are being sent to San Francisco
01:26so that John Calvin can give us the once-over.
01:31Us and our wives.
01:33You see, Vicki, San Francisco is the head office, and John Calvin is the head of the head office,
01:37and Mrs. Calvin is the head of the head of the head office.
01:42So, naturally, if the head of the head of the head office and the head of the head office don't like us,
01:47off for the heads of the pinheads of the branch office.
01:53Oh, come on, kids, this is serious.
01:55Let's not giggle ourselves into unconsciousness.
01:58Oh, for heaven's sake.
02:00Gus, will you tell them that our future as executives in this company depends on the impression we make on Mrs. Calvin?
02:08My goodness, if she thinks we're married to a couple of screaming hyenas.
02:14Mrs. Calvin does carry a lot of weight.
02:18Well, we'll suggest a nice diet for her.
02:20Oh, thank you.
02:22You see, the reason they call Mrs. Calvin mother is because she's finicky about a lot of little things.
02:28At least, that's what we heard.
02:29Now, being this is our first trip to San Francisco, we don't know what to expect.
02:34Well, we won't disgrace you, Gus.
02:37Why didn't you stay and smoke it for her, Calvin?
02:50Wrong brand.
02:50Oh, waiter, right here.
02:57The lemonade's here, please, and the beer's right here.
03:00Yes, sir.
03:00Lemonade for the ladies?
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:02Here for the trip.
03:04Oh, and give the check to my friend here.
03:06He's on an expense account.
03:08Yes, sir.
03:08Here you are, sir.
03:11Uh-uh-uh, Vicky, you mustn't use your fingers.
03:14You can't do that at the Calvins.
03:16Then it might be nice if we didn't chew tobacco until after the cocktail.
03:22Good thought.
03:24Look, kids, let's not get stuffy, shall we?
03:27It's just that Mother Calvin likes the happy family.
03:29And John Calvin buys the idea that if his men come from happy families, they, uh...
03:36Oh, they make better executives.
03:43Did you get her license number, Carl?
03:47Don't be silly, darling.
03:48I was just thinking, uh, how much better that dress she was wearing would look on you.
03:53In other words, uh, be yourself at the Calvins, but be careful, huh?
03:59That's it, that's it.
04:01Well, Gus, what do you think we're going to do?
04:03Walk in and sing three choruses of Red River Valley?
04:07Oh, that's very funny.
04:09Three choruses of Red...
04:10Look, if we seem to lean too much on this Calvin business, it's just because our own...
04:18Well, our whole future depends.
04:25Well, thanks very much.
04:27No cream.
04:29I hope I didn't embarrass you, Vicki.
04:31But there are some things you just have to do.
04:34Oh!
04:39What's the matter with her?
04:40Oh, insanely jealous.
04:43How long does it take her to get over one of these things?
04:45Oh, Dottie is emotionally immature.
04:47Quicks the anger and quicks the laughter.
04:51She'll be over in about a week.
04:55A week?
04:56We're meeting the Calvins in the morning.
04:59She's got to be over with her by tomorrow.
05:00Gus, you're right, you're right.
05:04Gus, why are you so petrified of John Calvin?
05:08Me?
05:10Well, all week long I've been getting nothing but hints as to how I should act.
05:14If they have a cat, make a fuck, Herbert.
05:15If they have a dog, don't mention a cat.
05:17If they serve fish, choke it down anyway.
05:22Am I in the habit of embarrassing you?
05:25Have I been saying all those things?
05:27You even told me not to mention gin rummy in case they don't drink.
05:35I'm sorry, sweetie.
05:37Let's forget about the Calvins.
05:40Well, that's more like it.
05:41Sweetheart, what do you say we patch up the fight between Carl and Dottie?
05:50Well, that's their business, isn't it, sweetie?
05:52It's more important than you realize.
05:54We can't have Dottie showing up like this at the Calvins in such a bad mood.
06:00Okay, sweetheart.
06:08Dottie, honey.
06:08Dottie, open the door, Dottie.
06:13I know you're in there.
06:14I can smell that book you put on your hair.
06:18Dorothy, open this door.
06:20You hear me?
06:21You open this...
06:22Is there a lady in there?
06:24Well, now there is an open question.
06:28Dorothy!
06:29Listen, mister, how'd you like to get put off of this train?
06:33And I might as well warn you, we're not going to make any stops.
06:38Well, I might as well warn you that that happens to be my wife in there.
06:43Oh?
06:45Oh.
06:46Well, uh...
06:48Fine, keep your voice down, will you, friend?
06:50Yes.
06:51Yes, conductor, yes.
06:55Dorothy!
06:57Dorothy!
06:59Dorothy, you open this door, I'm going to tell your mother.
07:01What's the matter, Carl?
07:04Oh, she went and locked me out.
07:06And if she knows what's good for her, she'll open this door,
07:08because I happen to have the ticket,
07:11and I'll have her put off at North Bakersfield.
07:15What?
07:15It's about time.
07:20Oh, just one.
07:23There's a note on the suitcase, Carl.
07:25Oh.
07:26Oh, she's brilliant tonight.
07:33I read your message, Kipling,
07:35and it's not quite up to your gung-a-din.
07:39What does it say?
07:41Read it yourself.
07:43In case you're thinking of trying,
07:44I've also locked the windows.
07:49Well, you can just tell Miss Hair Curlers of 1918
07:52that when she comes to her senses,
07:54I'll be in the club car.
07:56Catch it up now, Carl.
07:57You can't let her show up like this at the Calvins.
08:00Oh, can't I?
08:01Well, will you forgive the Calvins?
08:03Carl, you don't want her like this for your own sake.
08:06Oh, that's right.
08:07You're not kidding.
08:08When she adds a chin strap to those hair curlers,
08:11her head looks like an aluminum porcupine
08:14swinging in a hammock.
08:19You wait here.
08:20I'll see what I can do.
08:21Oh.
08:21Dottie?
08:24Dottie, honey, it's Vicki.
08:34An aluminum porcupine swinging in a what?
08:39He didn't mean it, Dottie.
08:41Did you see the way he was taking inventory
08:44of that tall brunette?
08:46He isn't a husband.
08:47He's a chicken inspector.
08:50I don't think he even knew he was doing it.
08:56If he tried to meet the girl, it'd be a different thing,
08:58but he never does.
08:59Well, I'd worry a little if Gus didn't look at other girls once in a while.
09:11Well, of course, I'd take a dim view of it if he actually talked to them.
09:17After all, what harm can they do if they don't say anything?
09:21Carl doesn't have to say a word.
09:24He has the most talkative eyeballs west of Kansas City.
09:27Oh, that's more Elijah.
09:31Oh, honestly, sometimes I, I hate myself for still being in love with that, that,
09:36an aluminum porcupine swinging in a what?
09:42A hammer.
09:43Oh, Carl has such a flair for the obvious.
09:54Who is it?
09:56Gus.
09:59Now, why don't you girls meet us in the club car and finish your lemonade, huh?
10:02Okay, in a few minutes.
10:07Tell Carl to wear blinkers.
10:13The girls are going to meet us in the club car in just a few minutes.
10:16I heard that last remark.
10:20Oh, look at this, Gus.
10:21Some people have no consideration for others.
10:23Now you've got to be an Olympic hurdler to get up and down the aisle here.
10:27No, we don't do things like that.
10:29Well, are these yours?
10:33Oh, yes, but I'm terribly sorry.
10:35I was just trying to rearrange the compartment.
10:38It's a little crowded with the nurse and the children and myself.
10:40Well, of course.
10:41Gus, get inside and help this little lady.
10:43These bags are too heavy for her to lift.
10:45Oh, well, they're awfully nice of you.
10:48How many, how many children do you have?
10:51Oh, three.
10:52My husband hasn't seen the baby yet.
10:54He's in the Navy.
10:55Oh, well, I hear the Navy's taking them pretty young these days.
10:59Oh, put the heavy one on top, Gus.
11:02Shh, it's not so loud, Carl.
11:04Babies are trying to get to sleep.
11:05Oh, oh, oh.
11:07Oh, well, Jan, I see you don't need any help.
11:09Oh, no, these gentlemen came to my rescue.
11:12Oh, this is my kid sister, Mrs. Johannes Reeb.
11:15Oh, Mrs. Jo, Jo, Jo, uh, well, what do you say we just use first names?
11:19I'm Carl, and this is Gus.
11:20Oh, fine.
11:21Well, I'm Janet, and this is Vivian.
11:23Oh, thank you so much.
11:25Well, see you later.
11:26You know, if you girls are going to love San Francisco, my, it's a real fun town.
11:32I know.
11:33I work for the San Francisco Police Department.
11:37Police Department?
11:38I see.
11:39See you later.
11:39You know, I had a friend who was connected with a police force once.
11:43Yeah.
11:44By a pair of handcuffs.
11:47Well, I got a lot more of them, but I seem to be boring, my friend.
11:50We'll see you girls later.
11:51Right.
11:51Bye.
11:52Thanks again, Gus and Carl.
11:54Bye.
11:54Bye-bye.
11:55Bye-bye.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Pretty old joke, but nice guy.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Say, how about joining me in the club car, huh?
12:01Oh, I'd love to, but you know, I want to get the kids to sleep first.
12:04All right?
12:12Carl, you should have seen that girl's cute kid.
12:15Vicki's just got to see him.
12:16She just loves babies.
12:18Honestly, Gus, you're such a chowderhead.
12:22Even you should realize that we don't even dare mention those two girls.
12:26To a wife talking to a pretty girl is assault with a deadly weapon.
12:31All right.
12:32Oh, thanks again, fellas.
12:34Oh, well.
12:35Oh, thanks aren't really necessary, but if you get us anything, have it engraved.
12:39Oh, I'll do that.
12:40Well, I'm sure glad you patched things up.
12:48See you later.
12:53Here we are.
12:54Oh, well, hi, darling.
12:55No, no, don't come out.
12:56Let's get out here.
12:57Well.
12:58Well, darling, how pretty you look.
13:02We're not going to have any more trouble, are we?
13:06You big clown.
13:09Have you ordered yet?
13:10Oh, no.
13:11We just got here ourselves.
13:12We stopped to help a lady with her luggage.
13:17Yeah, the poor old soul was having trouble lifting it.
13:21That was nice of you.
13:24Her son's in the Navy.
13:27Carl, who cares?
13:30Well, it was just a figure of speech.
13:32Her son's in the...
13:34Oh, waiter.
13:34Two lemonade, please, and two beers.
13:37Oh, are you gentlemen going to try it again?
13:44Waiter.
13:44Yes, ma'am.
13:45May I borrow a piece of paper and a pencil, please?
13:46Oh, it certainly is.
13:49You know, this isn't really a pretty club car, though.
13:55Oh, is that the suit you were talking about?
13:57Back there?
14:00Yes, that's the suit.
14:01I saw that in Martindale's window.
14:04Don't you think maybe she's overdoing the friendly smile a little bit?
14:16Gus, don't be obvious, honey, but tell me what you think of this suit on this girl back here.
14:21I almost got one like it.
14:22You're right.
14:34She's either friendly or she's very proud of her teeth.
14:42Well, all unpacked, are we?
14:44Well, now, there's a question that came right out of left field.
14:51Tickets, please.
14:53Oh, I have yours.
14:55Yes, sir.
14:57Say, you sure do get around.
14:59What a crazy mix of conductors.
15:05Oh, waiter, waiter, waiter.
15:07Here you are, sir.
15:08Two ladders, please.
15:09And two beers.
15:11And you can give my friend the check again.
15:17Big train, they have awfully small checks.
15:19You know, being on this club car reminds me of a wonderful story.
15:24This one fellow says to the other fellow, he says,
15:26Do you believe in clubs for women?
15:30And the other fellow says,
15:31Only when they get out of line.
15:33Who is Vivian?
15:42Vivian?
15:43I don't know any Vivian.
15:45Do you know a...
15:46Oh, oh, oh, Vivian!
15:48Oh, that's Clemson's sister-in-law.
15:52She runs a chinchilla ranch up near Tascadero.
15:58Oh, she's a very nice...
15:59A little on the skinny side.
16:01Well, Vivian sent you those and a note from a Tascadero.
16:09She has quite a sense of humor.
16:12Dear Carl and Gus,
16:14Sorry, but it's difficult to engrave beer.
16:18Vivian.
16:21She's that girl over there.
16:25Well, don't just sit there.
16:27Thank her.
16:45Is that the poor old soul who couldn't lift the luggage?
16:53She does all right lifting a glass.
16:55Look, it just so happens that her name happens to be Vivian.
17:03And she happened to have crossed here a moment ago
17:06because she was helping this elderly lady lift this luggage up
17:09and Vivian happened to come along...
17:10That's true.
17:12This one is with the police department.
17:14Let's mold our thinking a little, shall we, girls?
17:17Now, it happens to be true.
17:19This one is on her way to San Francisco.
17:20Vicki, you can sit and listen to this fairy tale if you like,
17:23but I've had all I can stand.
17:25Now, Dottie...
17:26Ann, when I get to San Francisco,
17:29I may just kick Mrs. Calvin in her motherly shin.
17:38You know, she'll do it, too.
17:39I hate explanations, but I guess I'd better, huh?
17:51Yeah, I'd better.
17:55Vivian really is with the police department.
17:59Vivian?
18:02When you first met me, you called me Miss Morgan for three weeks.
18:05And, you see, her real name is Mrs. Robbemacher or Robbemeaker or something.
18:13And, uh...
18:14Yes.
18:15And, uh, she did happen to come along
18:17when we were helping her sister with her luggage.
18:20That's the elderly lady.
18:23Well, she did introduce her as her kid sister.
18:27That is Vivian.
18:28And she does have these three children with her.
18:32Somehow it sounds a little more sensible
18:34without Carl around a mole thing.
18:37All right, all right.
18:38You helped the little old lady with her luggage.
18:40Then what?
18:41Well, it's...
18:42Oh, never mind, honey.
18:43I...
18:44I didn't mean to sound suspicious.
18:46Honey, I don't blame you.
18:49Well, thanks again, Gus.
18:54Are they all right?
18:55Yes, they're all sound suspicious.
18:57You forgot to tell Grandma you're welcome.
19:11And don't worry about Dottie kicking Mother Calvin in the ship.
19:16Wait till you see where I'm gonna kick her.
19:18Dottie, open this door.
19:25I know you're in there.
19:26I can hear those corny curlers clicking.
19:29Dottie!
19:31Dottie, Vicki, will you tell this ridiculous woman to...
19:34Dottie!
19:36Dottie!
19:37Dottie!
19:38Oh, no.
19:39You, too.
19:41Yeah.
19:42Old lady Janet got into the act.
19:44Dottie!
19:45Oh, come on, baby.
19:46Dottie, now, I've had enough of this woman.
19:48Let me in.
19:49I married you.
19:50You, too.
19:54I see you've taught your friend how to play knock-knock, too.
20:01Oh, look, Dottie.
20:03Dottie, you knocked you.
20:04Dottie!
20:05Dottie, you opened this door.
20:06Now, wait a minute, sweetheart.
20:08Who's there?
20:10Nobody here but us chumps.
20:11Ah!
20:31Oh, darling, I'm so sorry.
20:33You're sorry?
20:34I didn't sleep a wink, honey.
20:36I didn't sleep.
20:38Carl!
20:40Out!
20:43I made him sleep in the upper berth for causing all this trouble.
20:46Come on, Carl!
20:47Back to Mama!
20:50Come on, back to Mama!
20:53What?
20:54Back to Mama!
20:55Are you kidding?
20:56She'll crack my clavicle.
20:59She's asleep, Carl.
21:00No!
21:01Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:04I love you.
21:04OK.
21:11Oh, gosh!
21:12Yes?
21:13Oh, gosh, have you seen Greg?
21:14I've been all over the train.
21:15Greg?
21:16Yes, my little boy.
21:17He's disappeared.
21:18Oh, excuse me.
21:19Excuse me?
21:27Hey, are you Greg?
21:28Yes, sir.
21:29Where have you been, son?
21:31I want to talk to the engineer, but they won't let me.
21:34Yeah, you know, I used to do that as a kid, too.
21:36You know, your mommy's been worried about you.
21:38Now, you go in that compartment and stay there.
21:40Oh, Greg went up to see the engineer.
21:56He's safe and sound.
21:57He's in your compartment.
21:58Oh, God, thank goodness.
22:00Oh, God, you're simply wonderful.
22:10Oh, God, this, this is the worst nightmare I've ever had.
22:26He said he might be a little late.
22:44Where else would we wait but in the waiting room?
22:47I still think we ought to try to reason with the girls.
22:51They let us sweat it out all night.
22:53I'm through crawling.
22:55Oh.
23:00Good morning.
23:01Good morning.
23:02What do you mean by that?
23:05There, you see?
23:07You know, if, if, if we knew what the Calvins looked like,
23:10it might help a little bit.
23:11Well, why don't you have them paged?
23:14Well, I'm glad. I thought of it.
23:19Oh, don't look so glum, Gus.
23:22We'll try to brighten up before we meet your precious Calvin.
23:24We're not that awful.
23:26After all, we understand that.
23:31Oh, honey, look at this.
23:33Oh, look at that. How old is she?
23:37Oh, he is. Three months.
23:39Oh, hello, Gus.
23:40Hello, Janet.
23:41You know, I want to thank you for having such a very nice husband.
23:46I'm afraid I became a little hysterical last night when I thought that Greg was lost.
23:50I, I hope you understood.
23:53Oh, I didn't think a thing about it.
23:59Oh, yes, what's his name?
24:00Robert.
24:03Your lovely son.
24:04John.
24:06You should have found out what they looked like.
24:08Yes, I, I know.
24:09Oh, look, John.
24:11Oh, darling, look.
24:13Isn't she sweet?
24:15How old is she?
24:16Oh, it's a he.
24:18Oh, three months.
24:19It's too pretty for a he.
24:22Oh, look, look, there he is.
24:23There's Daddy.
24:24Hi, Chloe.
24:25Oh, goodbye now.
24:26Goodbye.
24:27Goodbye.
24:28Goodbye.
24:29I can see you girls love children.
24:34That's the good pointed people.
24:36Are you just visiting here in San Francisco?
24:38Well, more or less on business.
24:40I'm Mrs. Calvin.
24:41This is my husband, John Calvin.
24:43How are you doing?
24:44Oh, this is my friend, Mrs. Koenig, and I'm Mrs. Angel.
24:46We're down here trying to find people that we don't even know.
24:50Mrs. Calvin!
24:51Hi, Mrs. Koenig.
24:52I'm Mrs. Koenig.
24:53Oh, no, no!
24:55Did I hear someone mention the Calvin?
24:57Hello, Mrs. John.
24:59And his mother.
25:03C'mon, fellas, I'm gonna call William.
25:07I may be a silly old woman, but I like John's people to be happy.
25:12And the minute I saw you smiling happy couples, oh, I knew you belonged in the Calvin family.
25:18I'm all...
25:22Got a date with an angel
25:28Gonna meet her at seven
25:30Got a date with an angel
25:33And I'm on my way to heaven
25:52Ladies and gentlemen, your Plymouth dealer invites you to watch the Lawrence Welk program, Top Tunes and New Talent on this same network. Tom Kennedy speaking. Good night, everybody.
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