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00:00You have a date with the Angels, starring Betty White, Bill Williams as Gus Angel, presented
00:29by the Plymouth Dealers of America, who proudly sell and service the beautiful new Plymouth
00:36for 1957.
00:42The time?
00:43About seven months after Vicki and Gus Angel were married.
00:46The characters?
00:48Two chicks and a wheel.
00:49The plot?
00:51Two's company, three's for the birds.
00:54No, not on your life.
00:57Tell your sister to keep them in the Mississippi.
00:59They're used to them down there.
01:00We're not.
01:01Well, at least listen to what she said.
01:03The last time he was here, he smashed all the furniture in the house.
01:07He's only 16.
01:09Sweetheart, they want to send Wheeler out here because they're very worried about him.
01:12If he were my son, I'd be a little bit worried, too.
01:15What's he done?
01:15Create a milk shortage in Mississippi?
01:19He's in love.
01:21What with?
01:22Another giraffe?
01:25Grace says it's serious.
01:27Listen to this.
01:27The girl's name is Laurie Olsen.
01:31She's a rather sweet and somewhat wearing young thing, and Wheeler wants to marry her
01:35and raise pigs.
01:40On a farm.
01:41Besides, they're way too young to get...
01:43Oh, now, wait a minute.
01:44Wheeler's not even dry behind the ears and he's talking about marriage?
01:47You write that sister of yours and tell her to stop talking and do something with that
01:51boy.
01:51After all, marriage is important.
01:54Marriage is for life.
01:57Gosh, honey, look how long I looked before I found you.
02:01And even then, I got lucky.
02:04What else did she say?
02:06It's just more of the same.
02:08The main thing is they want to get him away from this Laurie, whoever she is.
02:11Honey, the last time he...
02:13You know I like him.
02:16It's only that...
02:17All right, what's a little smashed furniture?
02:21Write your sister and tell her to send him out.
02:28Vicki.
02:30No.
02:32Yeah.
02:33When?
02:34We pick him up at the depot tomorrow.
02:54Place look familiar to your wheel.
02:56Got a room.
03:02Same room as last time, okay?
03:04Boom.
03:05Boom.
03:05Boom.
03:06Boom.
03:07Oh.
03:08All right, let me get it this time.
03:09Oh, I can handle that.
03:10Let me have it.
03:14Yeah, I'll bet you could use a little refreshment after that long trip, huh?
03:17How about a couple of gallons of milk?
03:18Oh, please don't wait on me, Uncle Gus.
03:20I remember where the icebox is.
03:27Well, he's picking up right where he left off.
03:29But, you know, he doesn't seem too upset about leaving his girl.
03:35You know, I noticed that, too.
03:36I expect a tragedy to come dragging off that train.
03:39Instead of that, we...
03:40I'll clean it up, Vicki.
03:43I thought it was plastic.
03:45Oh, that voice.
03:48All right, honey.
03:50I don't know what Grace was so upset about.
03:52Yes, and you and Wilma lined up this new girl for him.
03:57We're just going to take him to lunch.
03:59We can at least go through with that.
04:02Yeah, I'm sorry about the broken glass.
04:04I picked up all the pieces, though.
04:07Well, that was thoughtful of you.
04:09I put him in that disposer thing in the sink.
04:11That's what it's for, ain't it?
04:12Mashed potatoes have been known to stop it.
04:17It isn't.
04:18It isn't what?
04:20That's what it's for, isn't it?
04:21Ain't that what I said?
04:24How are your mother and dad?
04:27Shook up.
04:28They hate me.
04:32Hate you?
04:33Yeah, but I don't mind.
04:34It's just the stage they're going through.
04:37They sent you out here so you could have a nice vacation.
04:40That doesn't sound like they hate you.
04:42They sent me out here to keep me away from Lori Olsen.
04:45Uh, to who's Lori Olsen?
04:48The girl Mom wrote you about in the letter.
04:52Do you remember Grace saying anything about a girl?
04:55What letter?
04:56Oh, I know Mom wrote you a letter telling all about me
04:58because I helped her spell incorrigible.
05:04Well, anyway, we're very proud of you, Wheeler.
05:06We think you're being very sensible about leaving Lori.
05:10Well, it isn't too bad.
05:12She'll be out here tomorrow or the next day.
05:18Here?
05:19What?
05:20Yeah, I heard her folks are driving out here for their vacation.
05:25You think maybe I should have told my folks, too?
05:33All right, all right.
05:34What?
05:35Well, I think I should have been able to get to, too.
05:38Hi!
05:38Hello.
05:39What can I do for you?
05:40Uh, you got a spare wheel lying around?
05:42Oh.
05:43Uh, I'm Lori Olsen.
05:44So soon?
05:45Huh?
05:46Uh, what I meant by that was, uh,
05:48we just heard about you last night.
05:50You must be his Uncle Gut.
05:52Only by marriage.
05:54Can you come in?
05:55Oh, thanks.
05:59Oh, I can't stay.
06:01Daddy's waiting outside in the car.
06:03Well, have him come in, for goodness.
06:04Oh, no.
06:05He's got to go pick up Mom.
06:06See, they're kind of on a vacation.
06:09From Wheeler?
06:10You dig.
06:11I just wanted to tell the wheel that our date's on for tonight.
06:14Well, he's not here just now.
06:16Oh, panic.
06:17He promised to take me out the first night I got here.
06:20Well, his aunt Vicki is having to meet a...
06:23Uh, he and his aunt Vicki are having lunch downtown somewhere.
06:27Well, hey, let's go down and eat with him.
06:28Well, I don't know exactly where they're eating yet.
06:30Why don't you come back tonight?
06:31Nervous.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Oh, but don't tell him I was here, Uncle Gus.
06:34We'll surprise him, huh?
06:36Try to move.
06:43Well, that's all right.
06:47Lori.
06:49You and Wheeler go to the same gym?
06:53He's just the final charge, isn't he?
06:55Real nervous.
06:58Well, you come back tonight.
06:59I know I'll be happy about having a date with you.
07:01Boy, me too.
07:02We've been apart for five days.
07:05Wow.
07:07See you around, Uncle Gus.
07:09Bye.
07:09Bye.
07:09We're very sorry.
07:27I'm so sorry.
07:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
07:34Hey, my son.
07:37What's the matter, aunt Vicki?
07:38The light you bright in here?
07:55No.
07:56Come on Nan.
07:57Go then.
07:58Oh my God.
07:59What's the matter, Aunt Vicki?
08:00The lights are bright in here?
08:02No.
08:03No, honey.
08:04I'm fine.
08:05You know something, Aunt Vicki?
08:06I have manners, so I hate to use them.
08:10You have wonderful manners.
08:13You're just a little late using them.
08:16It ain't that.
08:17Oh, isn't that.
08:18It's with a nice lady like you, good manners are okay.
08:21But with them dumb girls, it's just a waste of time.
08:24Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
08:26Those dumb girls.
08:28And yet, you asked Laurie to marry you.
08:33Oh, I don't need good manners to Laurie.
08:36She thinks I have sort of a loose charm.
08:38Like a young Abraham Lincoln.
08:45You do that once more and I'll see to it that you're a loose Abraham Lincoln.
08:49Yeah, I bet you could do it, too.
08:52Would you like to order now?
08:53We're waiting for someone, thank you.
08:58Oh, what is this girl look like that you want me to get interested in?
09:03I might have known you'd figure it off.
09:06Wheeler, how can a 16-year-old boy, still in high school, how can you even dream of getting married?
09:13There'll be doubt about it.
09:15Yeah, I'm sorry.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:17I'm sorry, I'm delaying you.
09:18Pick up the chair first, Wheeler.
09:19Oh, I'm sorry.
09:20Wilma, this is my nephew Wheeler.
09:21This is Mrs. Clemson, Wheeler.
09:22Hello, Wheeler.
09:23Hi.
09:24Jane will be right in.
09:25She just got her driver's license, so she insisted on parking the car.
09:28Oh, hey.
09:29Oh.
09:31Oh.
09:32Hey.
09:33tweet.
09:34Oh, Jim.
09:35Oh.
09:36Oh.
09:37Well, this is my nephew Wheeler.
09:38This is Mrs. Clemson, Wheeler.
09:39Hello, Wheeler.
09:40Hi.
09:41Uh, Jane will be right in.
09:42She just got her driver's license, so she insisted on parking the car.
09:46Oh, I think.
09:47Oh, well, well, I'm not.
09:51Wheeler was brought up in a downdraft.
10:09Oh, what's this friend of yours like, Miss Clemson?
10:12Well, to my mind, she's pretty, Wheeler.
10:15Vicki, I hope this works out all right.
10:17She's done a little acting on television lately,
10:20and she's changed quite a bit since the last time I saw her.
10:23Well, if you don't mind, I'll treat it kind of light.
10:25I'm going steady.
10:28We know, Wheeler, but for my sake, will you please don't brush her off completely?
10:32Okay.
10:33The only reason I got her to come at all
10:36is that she wanted to see what a boy from Mississippi looks like.
10:40Well, Wheeler's promised to spend the afternoon with him.
10:46Oh, here she is now.
10:47Jane, I want you to meet my dearest friend, Vicki Angel.
10:51Hello, Jane.
10:52How do you do?
10:53And this is her nephew, Wheeler.
10:56Wheeler, this is Jane Wells.
10:58How do you do, Miss Wells?
10:59How do you do?
11:02Oh.
11:05There we are.
11:06Well, thank you.
11:17And shall we order?
11:26Coming here tonight, we've got to get Wheeler out of the house before she shows up.
11:29Why not let Lori in this new one of his, Tangled?
11:33Might be fun to watch.
11:36Gus, am I doing right to maneuver things like this?
11:40Of course you are.
11:42Your sister deliberately sent him out here for a reason.
11:44And besides, I've seen this Lori.
11:46She's just as young and clumsy and uncoordinated as he is.
11:49Your sister is perfectly right.
11:52What is this Jane Wells like?
11:55Quite sophisticated and quite Hollywood.
11:58Today she took Wheeler through a television station.
12:00Well, that's one station won't be on the air tonight.
12:07Tonight she's picking him up and they're going to attend a movie premiere, no less.
12:12Gus, be prepared for a surprise.
12:14She seems to have had an unusual influence on him.
12:19What do you mean by that?
12:20Well, you were out and back when he came home this afternoon, so you didn't...
12:24Am I disturbing anyone?
12:30Of course not, Will. Come on in.
12:31Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
12:36You got a sore throat?
12:39Wheeler, explain that to me, darling.
12:41This is his regular voice.
12:42He just never had much occasion to use it.
12:45Oh, I see.
12:48Uh, Jane seems to be a little late.
12:50So I thought I'd take advantage of the time to join you in some light conversation and light bandage.
12:59Badenage.
12:59How about some milk?
13:01I said badenage.
13:02Of course you did.
13:04Milk?
13:05I prefer coffee.
13:07Black.
13:07Sure, Will. Have a seat.
13:16So it's the premiere tonight, huh?
13:18Indeed, yes.
13:22This Jane Wells must be quite a dish.
13:24Isn't that a little vulgar, Uncle Gus?
13:26Now, wait a minute, you...
13:29I'll let her in if you think I can handle the situation.
13:37Aunt Vicki, will you do me a favor?
13:41Your voice is slipping.
13:42Why, no, but I'm in a hurry.
13:43Would you mind if I dropped Aunt and Uncle in front of Jane?
13:46It sounds kind of babyish.
13:48Well, I don't know about Gus, but...
13:50Oh, sure. Go ahead.
13:51Okay.
13:52After you, Vicki.
14:00Hello, Jane.
14:01Good evening, Mrs. Angel.
14:03Sit down, Jane.
14:04Oh, thank you.
14:05I've already introduced myself, Wheeler.
14:07Fine, fine, Gus.
14:16You know, I meant to tell you before, Mrs. Angel,
14:18how very much you remind me of Sophia.
14:20Sophia?
14:22Sophia Lauren.
14:23I was in a picture with her, you know.
14:26Well, how wonderful for you.
14:30Make yourself comfortable, Gus.
14:33Shouldn't you two be on your way?
14:36Oh, well, the premiere doesn't start until 8 o'clock.
14:39Well, just the same.
14:40If you don't get there early, the seats get wet.
14:43We're not sitting in the bleachers, Mrs. Angel.
14:45We're sitting in the orchestra.
14:47What instrument do you play?
14:48Really, really.
14:54Danny Thomas gave me the ticket.
14:56I was in his last film with him, you know.
14:59Would you mind if I showed Miss Wells around the place, Gus?
15:03Go right ahead.
15:07Perhaps you'd like to see the outside first.
15:10They have a beautiful outdoor patois.
15:12You mean patio.
15:17You forget my southern accent.
15:21Gus designed the fireplace.
15:23And Vicki designed the drape.
15:27That other one will be here any minute.
15:28We've got to get them out of here.
15:30As far as I'm concerned, you can throw them near the wolves.
15:32Oh, all right.
15:42Hi, I'm Laurie.
15:44You've got to be.
15:45I'm Mrs. Angel.
15:47Come on in.
15:47Oh, and Vicki.
15:48Is the wheel ready to roll?
15:52Honey, I'm afraid he isn't in the house at the moment.
15:55Man, he never lights, does he?
15:56Oh, can I wait?
15:57Well, of course, Laurie.
15:59But don't you think maybe...
16:00Oh, hi, Laurie.
16:01Oh, hi, Uncle Gus.
16:02Oh, sweetheart.
16:03Those two potted plants we were looking for aren't hot on the patois.
16:10Maybe they wandered.
16:11Check the kitchen.
16:13Okay.
16:15Could you come back later, Laurie?
16:16Oh, I'm used to waiting for them.
16:18See, we got an automatic date the minute we see each other.
16:21Oh, those two potted plants are out here drinking coffee.
16:26Black.
16:27It does sound kind of ridiculous, doesn't it?
16:33I'd better go see what he was talking about.
16:35I think your husband's nervous.
16:37I like him, too.
16:38Oh, no.
16:39I mean, nervous, nervous.
16:42Oh, aren't we all?
16:47Hold on.
16:47Hold on.
16:48Hold on.
16:48Hold on.
16:48Hold on.
16:49I was just telling the kids it's getting late.
16:52Oh, here.
16:53You go right ahead.
16:54Oh, well, thank you.
16:56You know, you homemakers are simply fabulous.
17:02Don't stay out too late, kid.
17:05Why this way?
17:07Why not?
17:08Oh, back door.
17:09You know, that reminds me of the last time I worked with Lucille.
17:12We had this...
17:13Yeah, we know.
17:14Vicki will be under the map.
17:15Goodbye, kids.
17:17Bye, Aunt Vicki.
17:19So long, Gus.
17:23Gus.
17:27I don't see her.
17:30She's there.
17:32Maybe she fell on the floor.
17:33Darling, she's just a baby.
17:36A clumsy baby.
17:38Yeah.
17:39She's way too young to think of marriage, but she's awful cute.
17:44You take that other one.
17:46Oh.
17:47Mrs. Angel, you remind me so much of Danny Thomas.
17:54You homemakers are simply fabulous.
17:56As I was saying to Yule Brinner, Yule, I said, I call him Yule, because that's his name.
18:02Yule, I said...
18:04I forgot my rap.
18:12Yes, Hermink.
18:13He has to take care of some of this himself.
18:20Oh, but Gus, he's such a boob.
18:22If you love him, you let him work himself out of his own booby trap.
18:29Seems the older I get, the more absent-minded I become.
18:31Why, when I was younger...
18:32Oh, boy.
18:33Let's get him home.
18:36Lori, what are you doing here?
18:38Well, keeping our date.
18:40Are we picking up your date on the way to wherever we're going?
18:43Oh, I'm Lori Olsen.
18:44She's right.
18:45She is Olsen.
18:46I mean, Miss Wells, may I present Miss Jane?
18:50Oh, boy.
18:52How do you do?
18:53I'm Jane Wells.
18:54She's right.
18:55She's Jane.
18:57Miss Wells was kind enough to take me through a TV studio today.
19:00We left at three and...
19:01Wheeler, honey, have you caught in laryngitis?
19:03I don't know.
19:06Well, I'm sure Miss Olsen will understand that we only have a few moments for conversation.
19:11Oh, good.
19:12I assume you two must have known each other in Mississippi.
19:21Known each other?
19:22Who were you along?
19:23I was a drip out.
19:25Danny let me drive a couple hundred miles.
19:27Charge, huh?
19:27Charge.
19:28I enjoy driving, too.
19:30Of course, my car isn't exactly new.
19:33Danny drove it a few thousand miles before he sold it to my father.
19:37That's Danny Thomas, you know.
19:39I've done quite a bit of work with him.
19:41That is, when I'm not working for Bob.
19:45Bob?
19:46Hope.
19:47As a matter of fact, I'm looking forward to seeing him tonight at the premiere.
19:51Sam's real nervous.
19:53Who's taking you?
19:55Oh, boy.
20:01Oh, brother.
20:02What's going on?
20:04He'd do anything to keep from telling Laurie he has a date with Jane.
20:07He's out there filibustering.
20:10He's smarter than I thought he was.
20:12The first fight in the daddy's head was a snapping puddle.
20:18Oh, little coward.
20:20The minute he stops blabbing, poor Laurie's going to get it right between the eyes.
20:25I thought the whole idea was to break him up with Laurie.
20:27Well, he could do a lot worse.
20:29Feminine logic if I ever heard it.
20:32Little miss the name dropper out there.
20:34She's been in one TV commercial.
20:37Wilma told me that in so many words.
20:39She's putting on a big phony act.
20:42He's beginning to run down.
20:44And so we were up this creek and lost our paddle.
20:47So Jerry said, let's go home, son.
20:49And so we went home.
20:52And I guess that's it.
20:56Who's taking you?
20:58Well, Wheeler has the tickets.
21:01Oh, boy.
21:04Are we all going together?
21:06Well, there are only two tickets, Laurie.
21:08Oh, that's great for you and me.
21:10But what about Jane?
21:11We can't just leave.
21:12Oh, I dig.
21:19Well, have a good time, you hear?
21:29What did he do?
21:30Hit her?
21:31She'll be all right.
21:32You just wait.
21:40You wait till he discovers they don't sell popcorn at Premier's.
21:43What I would do, Laurie, is find out who introduced it to him in the first place.
21:48He's gone, isn't he?
21:59I'll have a little talk with him in the morning.
22:01So will I, Laurie.
22:05What are they doing?
22:06Going out one at a time?
22:08Stand back, Laurie.
22:09How was the premiere?
22:15Well, I didn't...
22:16Oh, Aunt Vicki.
22:18Boy, did that Jane blister me.
22:20Hi.
22:21Hi.
22:22What'd she say?
22:23Well, I walked outside with her and she said she had 15 boyfriends she could call.
22:27And that Laurie was a hick.
22:28And that she wasn't going to wait around all night for me to make up my mind what I was going to do.
22:32Not only that, she said I had a voice like squealing brakes.
22:37Well, Abraham Lincoln had a high voice.
22:40Only Wheeler can shift his into low.
22:44She's back.
22:45Oh, no.
22:46That must be my father.
22:47Your father?
22:49Sometimes he gets tired of waiting in the car.
22:54You tell him.
22:56Well, I don't know if I hurt such a thing.
22:58Gosh, you kids don't use your...
23:00Oh, hello.
23:02I'm sorry we didn't realize you were waiting out in the car.
23:05I'm Mrs. Angel.
23:06This is my husband.
23:07Olsen's the name.
23:08How do you do, sir?
23:09Daddy, Mr. and Mrs. Angel are just wonderful.
23:11And Wheeler and I are getting married again.
23:14Again?
23:15Well, we had a little interruption.
23:18Why don't you two kids set a date?
23:20Oh, we did.
23:21June.
23:22Good.
23:23Now, what you want to do is pick out your silver pattern right away, yeah?
23:28Mr. Olsen, would you come in a minute?
23:29We'd like to talk to you, if we may.
23:31Alone, sir?
23:32Sure.
23:33You kids wait for me out in the car.
23:35Come on, ugly.
23:42Mr. Olsen, a few days ago, my sister sent us a desperate letter.
23:48Well, to make a long story short, she sent Wheeler out here so he wouldn't marry Laurie.
23:52Or anybody, for that matter.
23:53Mrs. Angel's sister thinks he's too young, and so do I.
23:57Well, so do I.
23:58Well, you just said they should set the date.
24:00Look, folks.
24:02I don't know whether it's psychology or just plain horsing.
24:06But those two kids have been talking about getting married ever since they were 11 years old.
24:11And my wife and I encourage them, and they keep putting it off.
24:21She said June.
24:22It's always June, but they never say what year.
24:29You mean that's all there is to it?
24:31That's all there is to it.
24:33Well, I'd better let the kids drive me home so they can keep their date.
24:38Now, don't worry about a thing.
24:39I believe in long engagements, and this sure looks like a long one.
24:48Feel better?
24:50Homemaker?
24:51Oh, I sure do.
24:53Oh, no, that's all right.
24:54I'll wait.
24:55Need some money?
24:56No, thanks.
24:57I just want to tell you I'll be home early.
24:59Wheeler, we were proud of you tonight.
25:01When it came right down to it, you did the right thing about the girl.
25:05It wasn't only Lori.
25:06I just didn't want to disappoint her daddy.
25:08That Mr. Olsen is dead set on us getting married.
25:20Got a date with an angel
25:22Going to meet her at seven
25:24Got a date with an angel
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