Detectives These Days Are Crazy Episode 1

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00:00This is Nagumo's office.

00:05I'm not sure if I can't.

00:10I'm not sure if I can't.

00:15This is Nagumo's office.

00:19I'm not sure if I can't.

04:26This is how difficult to talk about this.

04:28You can take it.

04:30Incon suffer.

04:32It's a good job.

04:35I'm a lawyer.

04:38It's a matter of skill.

04:41It's a matter of skill.

04:44It's a matter of skill.

04:47It's a matter of skill.

04:52You're not a matter of skill!

04:54I'm sorry!

04:56I'm going to take a look at my pants!

04:59That's not it!

05:01I'm like, I'm going to take a look at my pants.

05:04If you're a man, I'll take a look at my pants.

05:07You're not going to take a look at my pants.

05:11I don't have a job.

05:13Why would you want to do a lawyer?

05:16I'm looking for a lawyer.

05:21I'm looking for a lawyer.

05:23You're not going to take a look at my pants.

05:25I'm so excited to be a lawyer.

05:28I'm going to take a look at my pants.

05:31I'm not going to take a look at my pants.

05:34I'm going to take a look at my pants.

05:36Please, please!

05:38Really?

05:39You're not going to take a look at my pants.

05:41I'm going to take a look at my pants.

05:43Let's take a look at my pants.

05:44Let's take a look at my pants.

05:47You can do it?

05:48Okay.

05:49I've seen all the old days yesterday.

05:52Well, well, well…

05:53How much is it?

05:55I'm not sure…

05:57I'm not sure…

05:58I'm not working lately.

06:00I'm not working.

06:01I'm not working.

06:03I'm working.

06:04I'm working.

06:05How are you working?

06:07I'm working.

06:08I'm going to take a look at my pants.

06:10I'm going to take a look at my pants.

06:11I'm going to take a look at my pants.

06:13Look at my pants.

06:14I'm looking for the more white pants.

06:16I do-

06:20My name is Tambora Taka Ko.

06:2127 years old.

06:23I married to a couple years ago.

06:26I'm feeling it after two months.

06:28I'm feeling it after two months.

06:29I'm feeling it after three weeks.

06:32After I've worked, I'm feeling it.

06:34Actually, I don't think it's quite a lot.

06:37I'll come back for it.

06:40I understand.

06:42オフィスとは反対方向男と会うのかカフェに入ったらよし俺もって何このファンシーなカフェこれはおっさん一人で入ったら浮くなんてもんじゃないぞここは外から様子を見るか

07:10なにこれこのお店超かわいいんですけど早く入ろケイちゃん

07:17いやお前何やってここ入りたいんでしょ

07:21おじさん一人だと相当浮いちゃうと思うけど私が年の離れた恋人やってあげるから一緒に入ろ

07:30まあいいけど

07:32いらっしゃいませご注文はお決まりですか

07:37ああえっとメニューがおしゃれすぎて読めん

07:44おじさん何でもいいから頼みなよ

07:46じゃあホッピー一つで

07:49なにそれ

07:50えダメなの

07:51探偵がいきなり悪目立ちしてどうすんの

07:54だって読めないんだもん

07:56まあ私が頼むから黙ってて

07:58すみませんベンディーアショートヘーゼルナッツバニラアーモンドキャラメルエキストラチップチョコレートクリームフラペチーノ2つ

08:05なんか俺重度の知覚花瓶なんだけど

08:10知覚花瓶何それ

08:12いやいい

08:13君の熱意は伝わったけどさ

08:16他も探偵女子募集してるとこあるでしょ

08:19だっておじさんの事務所

08:21うちから鬼近いんだもん

08:23ああそう

08:25おじさんこれでも20年くらい探偵やってるんだけどさ

08:30探偵ってのは楽な仕事じゃないんだよ

08:33美行してるのあの女の人だよね

08:37浮気

08:38ああそうだよ

08:40あの人が不倫してるかもしれないから

08:43証拠写真撮るのが今回の仕事

08:46だからこうやってしっかり見張ってるのさ

08:48見張ってるか丸出し

08:50おじさん本当にプロ?

08:52そんな目で睨んでたら即バレだよ

08:54仕方ないだろ老眼入ってんだから

08:57メゴにかけなよ

08:58やだめっちゃおやしんでる

09:01はいけいちゃん

09:03あーん

09:04もう恥ずかしがらなくていいでしょ

09:11私たちはカップルなんだから

09:13なんだ年の差カップルか

09:16よしなんとかごまかせた

09:18いやそんなビビらなくても

09:21ちょっとやつ夫じゃバレないっての

09:23甘い考えが古い

09:25私がいなきゃ確実におじさん死んでたから

09:28なんで死ぬんだよ

09:29今の時代スマホで簡単に写真を世界に

09:32ばらまけるんだよ

09:33昔より人は視線に敏感なんだって

09:36スマホとは

09:38もうしっかりしてよ

09:40これがスマホ

09:43マジでみんな持ってたでしょ

09:45なんだと思ったの

09:46手鏡

09:47変だなって思う探偵なんだから

09:50はぁ

09:52時代が進むのが早いな

09:54さっきも尾行してるおじさんを尾行したけどさ

09:58今時牛乳とアンパン持って尾行って古すぎない

10:01え、待って

10:03俺、君に付けられてたもん

10:05JKに尾行されて悔しくないの

10:07JKとは

10:09もう

10:10おじさんの仕事が減ったのってさ

10:13体じゃなくてセンスの衰えのせいじゃない

10:16その通りだよ

10:19体以上に肝が鈍ってるのが最近わかるんだ

10:23でも俺は古いやり方しか知らないんだよ

10:27このやり方で一度は上り詰めてるから

10:29なおさら離れられない

10:31これでも俺

10:33昔は名探偵って呼ばれてたんだよ

10:36信じられないだろ

10:38信じるよ

10:43見ろ!男だ!

10:45あいつは確か職場の上司だな

10:48果たして白か黒か

10:50だけ

10:51はい黒

10:52やっぱりな

10:54うわぁ

10:55なんか生々しい

10:57浮気ってのは

10:58白を証明するより黒を証明する方が楽なんだ

11:02これはもう決定的だな

11:05あとは写真撮れば依頼達成

11:07そういうこと

11:08待て待て待て待て

11:10がっつり狙いに行きすぎ

11:13こういうのってこっそりやるでしょ普通

11:15そもそもインスタントカメラが目立ちすぎ

11:18これしか持ってないんだって

11:20ほらめっちゃ見られてるし

11:22もうレンズなんて抜けられないよ

11:24まさか本当に妻が浮気していたなんて。

11:42親中お指しします

11:44んで、いつまでそこにいるんだお前さんは。

11:58What do you mean, Maa-san?

12:00Take a seat.

12:02That's why I won't die.

12:04I thought I was pretty good at it.

12:08Well, it was good at it.

12:11What? Then...

12:13Let's take a look at the Nagumo Tantay's office.

12:18Huh? You idiot.

12:21It's still time to name my seat.

12:24I'm sorry.

12:25Hey, come back!

12:27That's the reward for today.

12:30Well, okay.

12:32And how was it?

12:34Your first job?

12:36That's right.

12:39It wasn't enough.

12:42...

12:43...

12:44What?

12:45What?

12:46Did you know me?

12:48See you again, brother?

12:50Hey, don't you? I don't have a name.

12:52It's Mashiro.

12:54You can call him Mashiro.

12:56You can call him Mashiro.

12:58You can call him Mashiro.

13:00Come back.

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14:23Yes, I am. It's not good for me. I'm proud of you as a scientist.

14:28I've been trying to hunt for a child.

14:31I'm trying to hunt for a pet.

14:35Now, I'm trying to hunt for a doctor.

14:39I don't want to take a lot of work.

14:42I'm going to take a lot of higumas.

14:44I'm going to stop my body.

14:47I'm going to come here.

14:49I'm going to come here.

14:51I've been in the city all over the world.

14:53500.

14:54500?!

14:55What are you doing?

14:56You're a印刷 guy!

14:58What?

14:59What's that?

15:00What's that?

15:01What's that?

15:02What's that?

15:12Ah!

15:14Don't go to this!

15:16No, you don't have to eat weird things, Teru-Veros.

15:21You can't touch your hands with your hands.

15:23Eh? There's plenty of fish.

15:26Ah, maybe...

15:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

15:41What the hell? You're going to get all the officers off!

15:46Oh...

15:49Hello? Are you警察?

15:51I'm getting hit by the window!

15:53I'm not!

15:57Hey, I'm not surprised.

16:01I'm a woman from five years ago.

16:05I wasn't hearing that.

16:08What did you do today?

16:10I don't know how to do it.

16:12I don't know how to do it.

16:14It was written on the poster.

16:16So...

16:17Let's go.

16:19Actually...

16:20I don't know.

16:22No.

16:24Sorry, but...

16:26Let's talk about a big deal here.

16:29No.

16:31Yes.

16:33Actually...

16:36I'm a pig.

16:40I'm a pig.

16:42But I don't have a business owner.

16:44No, it's impossible.

16:46No, it's impossible.

16:48I'll do it.

16:50That pig is a pig.

16:52It's tough.

16:54What?

16:56How do you call me the phone?

17:00What?

17:02What?

17:04I haven't had the poster yet.

17:06No.

17:07No.

17:08No.

17:09No.

17:10No.

17:11No.

17:12No.

17:13No.

17:14No.

17:15No.

17:16No.

17:17No.

17:18No.

17:20It's a falcon.

17:22OK.

17:23Then I'll take the bag.

17:25Notice.

17:28Hold on.

17:29Can you see?

17:31Can you see?

17:33Can you see...

17:34Can you see?

17:36...

17:38That's so big, isn't it?

17:40Then, I'll kill you.

17:42What are you talking about?

17:44What? It's like a big deal.

17:47But...

17:49I asked you, brother.

17:54I know. I'll do it.

17:56I'll do it.

17:59I'll do it.

18:01I can't wait.

18:04It's okay.

18:06I've been studying a lot.

18:08I've been studying a lot.

18:11I'm a hero.

18:17I'm an agent.

18:19Are you ready?

18:21Offset.

18:23Why?

18:25First of all,

18:27I'll be able to get closer.

18:31I'll be able to get closer.

18:33I'll be able to get closer.

18:34I'll be able to get closer.

18:36I'll be able to get closer.

18:39What's this?

18:42You're a man.

18:44You're a man.

18:46What did you do?

18:48You're a man.

18:50Before I got into it,

18:52emetery tin contamination.

18:54I'll push!

18:55I'm in touch!

18:56They're a man!

18:58Kill me!

18:59You're a man!

19:00You guys like him,

19:01you control your hands if I miss it.

19:02Take care of yourself.

19:03What?

19:04ハチノス?

19:05Like I won't get packed.

19:07I said,

19:08you could protect him too.

19:09Hey some기를.

19:13HACHI NUSU!

19:15HACHI NUSU?

19:16I know, but...

19:18But what do you hear?

19:20What are you talking about?

19:22That's what I'm talking about!

19:24That's what I'm talking about!

19:26What are you talking about?

19:28What are you talking about?

19:36It's an iron oregano!

19:38What? What's that?

19:40OEMR!

19:42I'm COOLO!

19:44I'm not gonna do it!

19:48Are you going to let me do it?

19:50Can I I do it?

19:52I'll let me play this monster...

19:54I'm scared!

19:56My face is scared!

19:58I'm not going to be like a braucht!

20:02I didn't get a Yakuza!

20:06We're out!

20:08That's a chance!

20:09Let's go!

20:11Let's go!

20:19Nezutaro, 22, years old.

20:21Two years old.

20:23It was the first time I had the feeling of death.

20:25In that moment,

20:27he was removed from his brain,

20:29and he realized that he was alive.

20:31I'm sorry!

20:33I'm going to stop going now!

20:35Please!

20:37足長蜂か。

21:05指定暴力団極童組の事務所が何者かの手によって突如壊滅しました。

21:13これ…

21:15お前がやったの?

21:17うん!

21:19何で蜂のす九条が暴力団壊滅になってんの?

21:23何をどう間違えたらこうなるんだよ!

21:25間違えちゃった!

21:27テペロ!

21:29ああそうそう!

21:31収穫もあるんだ!

21:33ああおい!

21:34出ておいで!

21:35じゃーん!

21:37元ヤクザのねずくんです!

21:39おざっす!

21:40お世話になります!

21:41ねずくん、やっぱ足長ーい!

21:44真っ白の姉さんにもらったこの命!

21:48どんな使い方してもらっても構いません!

21:50よろしゃっす!

21:52じゃあコーヒーでも入れて…

21:54新しい仲間も増えて、うちの事務所もますますにぎやかになったne!

22:00あの…私の依頼は…

22:09わー!

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