Brooke & Jubal - Funny Prank Call - 001

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Creepy guy sniffs his dog's but* prank 😂😂😂

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00:00Fuzzy F***ing Pet Grooming, this is Caitlin. How may I help you?

00:03Hello, Caitlin. My name is Gideon Montgomery Gillibrand.

00:07I brought my dog in for a grooming last week, and I would like to file a complaint.

00:13I'm so sorry to hear that, Mr. Gillibrand.

00:15It's Gillibrand. The G-rolls.

00:19Gillibrand. I'm sorry about that.

00:22Mr. Gillibrand, what was your dog's name?

00:24His name is Buffett.

00:26As in Warren?

00:27Warren? Yes, Warren, named after one of my closest friends.

00:31Well, okay.

00:32His name is Buffett, and the problem is, I brought him in to be cleaned just a few days ago,

00:37and when I got him back, he was only half-cleaned.

00:41What do you mean he was only half-cleaned?

00:43When my assistant brought Buffett home after visiting your establishment, I inspected him,

00:47and the front half of his body smelled wonderful.

00:50But when I smelled his lower half, I was appalled.

00:53The front half of him smelled okay, but the back half of him did not?

00:58Yes. Yes, the front half of him smelled wonderful.

01:01I started at his head, and it smelled sort of like a mixture of lavender and honey.

01:04Very nice.

01:05But then when I got underneath his tail, it smelled awful.

01:10You smelled under his tail?

01:12You actually picked up his tail and smelled under it?

01:14Yes. I got down to his tail, and I lifted it up, and I smelled it, and oh, it smelled worse than Charlie Sheen's futon,

01:21which I've slept on many times.

01:24First of all, I'm so sorry that you had a bad experience,

01:26but again, I'm just sort of trying to kind of wrap my head around part of this.

01:30So, we do the full groom as well as the...

01:33You don't do a full groom, do you?

01:34Because directly underneath his tail, it reeks.

01:37I smelled it for a good 20 minutes, and I've been dry heaving ever since.

01:40You smelled under his tail for 20 minutes?

01:43At least 20 minutes.

01:44I was hoping that maybe I was smelling it wrong,

01:46but it just kept getting worse and worse and worse.

01:49I do not even know what to say to you.

01:53Hold on. While I've got you on the phone,

01:54I'm going to give it another sniff just to see if anything's changed.

01:57Sir, please don't.

01:58Buffett, come here, boy. Come here.

01:59Sir, oh, please, sir, God.

02:00I'm going to start at his head.

02:01Sir, I... Mr. Gilliam, I...

02:03That smells lovely.

02:04All the way down his back.

02:05He's being a good boy.

02:06I completely believe you.

02:08You don't...

02:08You do not...

02:09And then I lift up his tail and...

02:11Oh, God!

02:13Oh, sir, I...

02:17Smells like spoiled caviar.

02:20Sir, that's a f***hole.

02:22There's nothing you can really do about that.

02:24It's always going to smell.

02:25I did not hear you correctly.

02:27What did you say it was?

02:29His f***hole?

02:30Oh!

02:31Oh, my God.

02:33Are you saying that I've been sniffing my dog's bum?

02:37Isn't that where you were putting your nose when you were lifting up his tail?

02:41Well, I don't know much about doggy anatomy, but is that where it is?

02:44Under the tail?

02:46Yes.

02:46Under the tail would be where they decucate and their feces comes out.

02:51So there's...

02:51Well, it doesn't smell like excrement.

02:53I'll try again.

02:54Hold on one second.

02:55No, no, really, sir.

02:57Oh, please, sir, God.

02:58Please don't.

02:58Lifting the tail and...

02:59Oh!

02:59Sir, you really...

03:02Oh, the closer I get, the worse it smells.

03:06I believe you.

03:07You do not need to do that on my behalf, really.

03:10Well, I need you to know that that part of my dog is just disgusting.

03:14Well, there's nothing we can do from a smell perspective.

03:17If it's something your dog's eating, we might be able to recommend some food or something.

03:21Well, I don't know what sort of scam business you're running over there,

03:24but clearly you have no idea how to do your job, so I demand a full refund.

03:27I'm so sorry that you were displeased with f***ing friends.

03:31I would be more than happy to give you a 20% off coupon should you just choose...

03:34Well, I'm very upset because you did not wash my dog thoroughly,

03:37and now you're accusing me of being a bum sniffer.

03:40Sir, I...

03:41A doggy bum sniffer at that!

03:43I'm not accusing you of anything.

03:46Again, I'm happy to offer you a 20% off coupon if you want to bring Buffett back,

03:49but I cannot authorize a full refund just because your dog's butt smells bad.

03:54I mean, that...

03:55Okay, well, what about the taste?

03:57I'm sorry, what?

03:59I said, what about the taste?

04:02The taste of what?

04:06What?

04:06Is this a joke?

04:08Yes, it is.

04:09It's a joke.

04:10Who is this?

04:11What's going on?

04:12I'm giving a phone tap on you.

04:13Oh, my God.

04:13And your co-worker Jenna set you up.

04:16She said that you guys get a lot of weird complaints from customers

04:18and wanted me to see if I could top some of them.

04:21Oh, my God.

04:22I thought you were actually sniffing a dog's butt.

04:25I was like, oh, my God.

04:27I was seriously trying not to gag on the phone with you.

04:30Well, I was trying not to gag.

04:31Imagine me.

04:32Nose deep in a Maltese.

04:34Oh, my God.

04:36That's disgusting.

04:36Don't even say that.

04:38Oh.

04:39All right.

04:39Well, have a good night.

04:40Bye.

Brooke & Jubal - Funny Prank Call - 001

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