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00:00hello hello is this chad uh yeah just chad hello it is a pleasure to meet you my name is

00:12rolando oh okay um your mother gave me your number she said to call you

00:21my mom yes your mother is quite a woman no uh what the hell is going on she would like me to speak

00:32with you i am how do you say your mother's very special friend what what do you i don't understand

00:42what do you mean well we have become very close since meeting on tinder you met on tinder

00:50oh yes your mother she has been recently divorced from your papa no yeah i mean i don't think she's

01:00dating anyone but hey well i do not think she is dating anymore she is in a relationship with

01:09debool and i am debool what you're exclusive with her well when i logged on to tinder i thought she

01:19was the most beautiful woman i'd ever laid my eyes on so i i swiped right on my full-breasted seahorse

01:26and the rest it is history what did you just call her a full-breasted seahorse are you kidding me i

01:33mean beautiful one what the hell are you talking about what is what is this shit is love my friend

01:38and now my heart is full full of of love no no listen man this is like really weird don't you

01:46understand i don't need to hear all of this stuff that you're telling my son i understand what i asked

01:51for your number specifically so i could talk to you and let you know that she will be well taken care

01:57of with debool i don't know what the hell is going you sound like a weirdo you understand no i am not

02:03as you say weirdo i'm telling you tomorrow night i'm going to take your mother out for a candlelight

02:08dinner so lovely but then i will get on one knee i will ask for her hand hey we will make love

02:16over and over like dolphins in the wild what the is wrong with you i don't want to hear you talking

02:22about making love to my mom like dolphins what the hell are you talking about they said you are

02:27swearing a lot my son and i must remind you after tomorrow night rolanda will be your father

02:33and i demand some respect dude you weirdo i'm not gonna be you're not gonna be my dad all right

02:38i don't silencio you will listen to your father and show me some respect now go to your room child

02:44what the are you talking about dude i'm gonna find you and i'm gonna kill you i apologize i am so sorry

02:49that i yelled let me drive you to get some ice cream perhaps maybe we can speak about your mother's

02:55erogenous zones if you know what they mean dude you gotta stop this nonsense i don't know who the

03:02hell you are but i'm gonna call my mom right now and figure this out no don't call your mom i'm so

03:07sorry man this is jose from brick and jeffrey in the morning and i'm doing a phone tap on you right

03:12now oh my god dude what your mom mary set you up and she said she wanted to mess with you about her

03:18getting back into the dating scene apparently you're more nervous than she is about it i really thought

03:23like a real weirdo is trying to bang my mom like so so no no no no no no no what are you talking

03:30about i'm gonna have to pay taxes now right yeah you have to pay taxes on that hundred thousand dollars

03:35hello hi is this the residence uh yes this is and is this brian by any chance yes this is brian um

03:46hi brian my name is darvin wood and i'm with hgtv you know the home and garden

03:53television network yes i do i thought you might know who we are and guess what we recently selected

04:02our grand prize winner for our hundred thousand dollar home renovation contest okay and i'm gonna

04:09bet you can guess what i'm about to say no way you're absolutely kidding me way way way brian

04:19are you serious are you absolutely serious yep you and your wife rebecca are the grand prize winners

04:26oh my god you've got to be kidding me oh this is i am not kidding you at all out of the thousands

04:34and thousands of entries we picked yours congratulations my friend oh my god i can't believe

04:40this oh my god sorry that's all right that's all right hey man the good news too is we already have a

04:47date when we can get you started i cannot believe that this is happening right now yeah yeah let me uh

04:53hold on hold on hold on let me find a pen okay hold on oh my god i mean you can never find a pen when

04:59you really need one you know what i mean i know yeah i feel you on that one hold on hold on hold on

05:05one second okay okay okay okay all right you ready here we go write this date down it's when you're

05:13going to have your hundred thousand dollar home renovation you ready uh yes oh i'm so ready

05:17okay march 19th 2043 your dreams are going to come true much wait yeah you say 2043 yeah march of

05:292043 we're going to be out there we're going to get everything taken care of you mean um okay but

05:352043 i know i know if you've watched our station recently we are running a lot of contests so the

05:43crew is a little bit backed up but we'll get around to it trust me that's more than just a little

05:49backed up that's that's 20 plus years right right well hey you got to look at it this way though

05:55house styles are bound to change in that time and you never know what type of new technology will

05:59be created by then who knows your house might be hovering or something that'd be pretty sweet

06:03i i i don't want it 20 years from now i want it i want it now is there i mean is there any way that

06:09you can you know fit us in within the next year in the next uh you know unfortunately i even pulled

06:15some strings to get it done by 2043 you pulled strings to get it done by 2043 yeah they wanted it in

06:222047 and i pushed hard for you guys i said no way am i delivering this prize and telling them they

06:26have to wait till 2047 so we decided on 2043 i mean i'm gonna be i'm gonna be freaking old

06:33by then yeah well aren't we all brian aren't we all that's why i'm gonna have to email you some

06:39contact of people here at the station because i probably won't be here by then i mean i may have

06:45moved on to a different job or i might even be dead you never know so i'm gonna send you a bunch

06:49of contact information you're gonna need to keep staying on top of things you know until it happens

06:53i'm gonna need to stay on top of things for the next 20 years for you guys to come renovate a house

06:58that made that you know i mean no house is gonna be here the reason i contacted was because i

07:02desperately need a renovation yeah and you're gonna get those it's just gonna be a little bit

07:07of a wait like a final win and you're saying that i have to wait decades into the future to

07:13actually claim the prize this is ridiculous well yeah and i can tell that you're a little upset

07:18probably a bad time for me to bring up the taxes right what do you mean about taxes well with

07:24any big prize you have to pay taxes so in order to claim this prize you're gonna have to pay taxes

07:28on that house right now so no no no no no no what are you talking about i'm gonna have to pay taxes

07:34now right yeah you have to pay taxes on that hundred thousand dollars but it's fine i just want to get

07:39this clear i'm gonna give you cash right now and you're gonna hold on to that cash for 20 something

07:44years and then you're gonna promise me a renovation yeah is that going on over here yeah that's pretty

07:50much it so when do you want to get that all settled i can take a credit card payment right

07:55now oh absolutely not you got to be absolutely out of your mind okay so you want to write a check

07:59that's fine too i can give you the address i'm not just gonna blankly write a check you know i want

08:03you to give me more details about this so-called renovation that you're doing you know i don't even

08:07believe it's a renovation i believe this is a scam well it's more like a tap really what a tap like a

08:14phone tap like a prank phone call that you'd get you know what the hell are you talking about

08:18oh well this is jubel from brook and jubel in the morning doing a phone tap on you your wife

08:22rebecca set you up what it's a joke she said that you filled out a form for a home renovation contest

08:29and she wanted to play a joke on you oh my god you gotta be kidding me no dude i'm not kidding you

08:372043 was going to be a great year for you but i guess you don't want the price huh oh my god when

08:42you said i had to pay taxes i almost lost it oh what you still do have to pay taxes on this prank

08:48phone call yeah i don't work on the phone call mark me down as check out mark me down as never

08:54coming back to your hotel and mark me down for zero dollars payment that is what i'm giving you

09:01nothing hello hi this is casey ryback calling from the hotel in san diego is this mr

09:08this is oh good this is just a courtesy call to make sure you're okay

09:13i'm fine what would you be asking if i'm okay for well we do have record of you going to the

09:21front desk and inquiring about checkout but when we went to your room you had the do not disturb

09:25sign on so we haven't been in there in 10 days well that's the sign i i went down to the desk to

09:32check out you don't inquire about checking out you just you just do it but you had the do not

09:37disturb sign on sir so we couldn't enter your room so we just assumed you were still saying here

09:41no no i already checked out what's wrong with you honestly i'm out sir you didn't i'm out you

09:49didn't check if i wasn't out you could have this conversation with me in person right just come to

09:52the door but i'm not there we would come to the door but we figured you were asleep or something so

09:57because the do not disturb sign was on so we just left it alone for 10 days that's the coma that's not

10:02sleep i hate to inform you the current charge is two thousand ninety two dollars and 52 cents

10:09and that's hey head i'm out you understand that when you put a sign on your door that says do not

10:16disturb we respect that because it's not a legal contract you dope it's just a suggestion to not

10:22bother me let me ask you this if there was a fire in the hotel and my door said do not disturb

10:29would i just be allowed to sit in there and burn down with the building well like i said we respect

10:34that sign we might knock lightly mark me down as check out mark me down as never coming back to your

10:41hotel and mark me down for zero dollars payment that is what i'm giving you nothing

10:47what uh mr this is casey ryback again from the hotel we obviously made a huge mistake

10:58oh you think i realized that we never charged you for parking while you were here so that's

11:0425 a day for 10 days that's another 250 no are you kidding me first of all i want you to know that i

11:10hate you okay as a person you're i swear you're the most weasley aggravating person i've ever met

11:18in my life you're the worst customer service representative ever i will have you know i'm

11:25the assistant to the guest services manager i don't care who if you're the tooth fairy it doesn't matter

11:31you suck my blood pressure has to be about a billion right now you're gonna give me a stroke

11:37stop with this sir did you take a towel too i didn't take anything then maybe i'll just charge

11:45it to your girlfriend fiona's card how the you know what my girlfriend's name is because she

11:51actually emailed me to call you this is jubel from brook and jubel in the morning i'm moving at

11:55e 2.5 doing a phone tap on you your girlfriend fiona set you up are you are you serious yeah uh and

12:03i do have to tell you this she said tell that bastard i know he cheated on me at the hotel

12:09i'm pretty sure she wants to break up with you are you and that's oh my god i am totally

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