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00:00I'm not doing anything, buddy.
00:03Well.
00:04You're pissing me off now.
00:05You're making me quite angry as well.
00:09Hello?
00:11Hello?
00:12Hello, yes.
00:14Yes, hello?
00:16Uh, yeah.
00:17Yeah.
00:18Who is this?
00:18Who is this?
00:20You dialed me, buddy.
00:22I dialed you?
00:24Yeah, who is this?
00:25I was looking for Alan.
00:27This is Alan.
00:28Alan from room 16A.
00:31I told you it's Alan.
00:33This is Frank from 12B.
00:36What time is it?
00:39Who are you?
00:40I just moved in, buddy.
00:41This is Frank from 12B.
00:44I don't know who you are.
00:46I just moved in, buddy.
00:48I have no, I don't know anybody.
00:50I'm telling you to step off.
00:52Step off what?
00:53I saw you making eyes at Rosie the other day in the cafeteria.
00:58Hey, I don't know anybody named Rosie.
01:02I have not met anybody here.
01:05I just moved in, buddy.
01:08Listen here.
01:09Hello?
01:10Yeah.
01:10Yeah.
01:11I don't know who the hell Rosie is.
01:13I'm going to tell you this one time, and I hope you've got at least one good ear on you.
01:19Back off.
01:21I'm not doing anything, buddy.
01:24Well.
01:24You're pissing me off now.
01:26You're making me quite angry as well.
01:29Quit being a Weisenheimer.
01:32Huh?
01:33Huh?
01:34Huh?
01:34Huh?
01:34What?
01:35Huh?
01:35What did you say?
01:37What did I say?
01:38I can't.
01:38What did you say?
01:39What did I say?
01:40Well, I said what I said.
01:42What did you say?
01:43I needed that f***ing nitroglycerin pill after talking to you.
01:46Are you a Weisenheimer?
01:48What's the deal?
01:50You started this.
01:51You called me.
01:52You got all smart with me telling me to step off.
01:56Yeah.
01:56I don't even know you.
01:58Well, I'll tell you what.
01:59You're about to know me and two of my friends, right jab and left hook.
02:04Old war buddies of mine.
02:05I'll meet you in the day room, pal.
02:08Bring it.
02:09Bring it.
02:09Yep.
02:10I'll bring it.
02:11All right.
02:12Better be packing a lunch then.
02:14Come on down.
02:15Pack a lunch?
02:16We get free lunch here.
02:18You nimrod.
02:19I've had it with you.
02:21I've had it with you scheming on Rosie.
02:23I don't know anybody and you're starting up with me.
02:26You're scheming.
02:27And it's too early for this crap.
02:29I don't know Rosie.
02:32Now, don't leave me alone.
02:34Let me tell you.
02:35Out of all the plums on the tree, Rosie's got the biggest pit.
02:39And it's all mine.
02:40You are now way out of line.
02:43That's disrespectful to whoever she is.
02:46Oh, now you're caring about respect for Rosie.
02:49I told you.
02:50Well, don't turn this now.
02:52I told you you know what room I'm in.
02:55Bring it.
02:56Who's this again?
02:58Alan, I told you that all.
03:01Albert.
03:02What do you look like?
03:03I got to tell you.
03:04Tell me what you look like so I can get you.
03:07I got to tell you, bud.
03:08I called up because I thought you might be scheming on my Rosie.
03:12But the more I talk to you, the more I like you.
03:16You're out of your goddamn mind is what you are.
03:19Alan, here's the deal.
03:20Don't tell the candy stripers this, but I run a little prostitution ring here in the home.
03:25Oh, God.
03:26I don't need any part of this.
03:28I'd call in my daughter and see if I could get the hell out.
03:32I've had it.
03:33Are you asking me if I'd be a prostitute?
03:35Yeah, I didn't want to come here anyway.
03:37The answer, Alan.
03:38I've had it.
03:39Ah?
03:40Calling her.
03:40Alan.
03:41Calling her and getting out.
03:42Alan, if you're asking me if I'd be a prostitute, the answer is yes.
03:46Look, buddy.
03:47That's it.
03:48I'm telling the front desk what's going on here.
03:51You got to tell them I'm doing a prank phone call on you because I'm doing a prank.
03:56It's a prank phone call.
03:58Prank what?
03:59A prank phone what?
04:01A prank phone call.
04:03So what are you saying, buddy?
04:06That's back in the core when I wasn't prostituting.
04:09I was a radio DJ doing prank phone calls.
04:13So you're a pimp that used to be a radio guy.
04:16I'm a prostitute.
04:18An aging prostitute.
04:20And I would like some respect.
04:22You'll get run from P-16.
04:24I'll tell you that.
04:26Well.
04:26You ever hear what a 51-50 is in the core?
04:30That's a couple sandwiches shy of a pimp.
04:33I don't want to go on a picnic with you.
04:36You're showing a couple sandwiches anyway.
04:39I got all my sandwiches.
04:41Get out of here.
04:42How dare you.
04:44Get up with this.
04:45Alan, this is a prank phone call.
04:47Wait.
04:48Who's this?
04:49This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning.
04:52It's a radio show.
04:53And I'm doing a phone tap on you.
04:55What happened to the guy down that hallway from me?
04:57That's me.
04:58That was me.
04:59It's a joke.
05:00So there's nobody down the hall from me that wants to fight?
05:04No.
05:04Your daughter set you up for a prank phone call.
05:07She said you just moved into a retirement home.
05:08She was giving you a bad time about it.
05:10Oh my God.
05:13You mean my own daughter did this to me?
05:16Yes.
05:17She thought it would be funny.
05:20Now that was silly.
05:21That was really silly.
05:23She said that you just moved in and you didn't really want to move in.
05:26So she.
05:27Hell no.
05:27I didn't want to move in here.
05:29I've got prostitutes going on.
05:31We've got some weird radio.
05:34I don't want to be here.
05:35It sounds like fun to me.
05:39Yeah.
05:40This place might work out if I met this Rosie lady.
05:43Maybe.
05:44Now she sounds like a real dish.
05:47Yes, she does.
05:49All right, Alan.
05:50Well, thank you for your time.
05:51All right.
05:52Thanks.
05:53Hello.
05:54Hi.
05:55My name is Casey Ryback and I'm calling from energy.
05:58I was looking to speak with Emily or Brian.
06:01Yes, this is Emily.
06:03Hi, Emily.
06:04How are you?
06:04According to our records, you just moved into a new house and you had a question about the gas.
06:10Yes.
06:11The gas connection.
06:12Yes.
06:13I emailed in because, well, as you already know, our house has natural gas.
06:18And.
06:18Yeah.
06:20Anyways, there was a worker here the other day who said the gas would be turned on by Thursday.
06:27But so far, there's no gas.
06:29So he wasn't able to give you gas?
06:33Yeah.
06:33Gas.
06:34Okay.
06:37Okay.
06:37So you don't have gas right now.
06:40No.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43Why is this funny to you?
06:45I'm sorry.
06:50It's just that word.
06:51Well, you work for this company.
06:54Yeah.
06:54It's going to be.
06:55I know.
06:58Sorry.
06:58I've worked here for 10 years, too.
07:00I should get used to it.
07:02Okay.
07:03Well, so.
07:03So what's going on, though, with my gas?
07:07I don't know.
07:08You tell me.
07:09What'd you eat?
07:12Oh.
07:13Excuse me?
07:13I'm so.
07:14Okay.
07:15I got to regain my composure here.
07:19Okay.
07:20Can you just tell me when the gas is going to be turned on, please?
07:25Yeah.
07:25I can help you with that for sure.
07:28Because I need the gas by Thursday because I'm having a lot of people over it, so I need
07:34to be working.
07:35I feel like that'd be the last time you'd want gas with a lot of people.
07:41Okay.
07:42Yeah.
07:42You know what?
07:44You're acting really immature right now, and I'm just trying to get this problem fixed,
07:49so can we focus up here?
07:51I know.
07:51I just.
07:52I'll compose myself.
07:53It's just so.
07:54It's so darn funny, don't you think?
07:57No.
07:58I'm not going to say the word, then, but you know what my issue is, so can you please
08:01tell me when it will be fixed by?
08:03Yes.
08:04All right.
08:05Let me give you some advice because I clearly cannot seem to pull it together.
08:09For the rest of the conversation, let's just not use that G word, okay?
08:13Fine with me.
08:14You seem to have an issue with it.
08:15I don't care.
08:16Okay.
08:17All right.
08:18So your question is what?
08:20I was laughing so much I missed it.
08:23Okay.
08:23Try to hold it together here while I explain to you what the issue is.
08:27I can't believe I have to do this again.
08:28This is ridiculous.
08:28I know, and I apologize.
08:30I will hold it together.
08:32Please tell me the issue.
08:33So, my husband and I moved into a new house, and I need the connection to the heating portion
08:43from you.
08:44Okay.
08:47I'm having a little trouble following along to that.
08:50You know what I mean.
08:52Well, I don't.
08:53A heater's not working?
08:54Is that what it is?
08:55Because we don't deal with just heaters.
08:58For the love of God.
09:00Yikes.
09:00Just listen to me.
09:02There's no connection to the colorless, odorless thing air that people need to use in their
09:12homes.
09:12Oh.
09:13Okay.
09:14Is that clear enough for you?
09:16I think so, yes.
09:17When you're talking about colorless, odorless air, I think you mean gas.
09:24Gas.
09:25Odorless gas.
09:28If it's odorless, probably fine.
09:30But if it's coming out in color, that's more than just gas.
09:34You know what?
09:36Give me your supervisor.
09:39This is ridiculous.
09:42Your job is to help me connect to the gas.
09:46Okay.
09:47All right.
09:47You got to stop.
09:49You got to connect to your own gas.
09:53Because this is a prank phone call.
09:55That's why.
09:57Excuse me.
09:58What are you saying now?
10:00Oh, I said it's a prank phone call because this is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal
10:05in the morning doing a phone tap on you and your husband, Brian, set you up.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:11He told me you guys moved into a new place and you were having some gas problems and he
10:17wanted me to mess with you.
10:19I thought I was talking to a lot of signature person on the face of the planet.
10:24I think you are, actually.
10:27I don't want a discount.
10:28I want my car back.
10:29Maybe you're not understanding me.
10:33Hello?
10:34Hi, this is Seth McElroy calling from Jubal Auto Body.
10:37Is Jessie there?
10:39Yeah, this is her.
10:40Hey, Jessie.
10:41Just calling to give you an update on what's going on with your car.
10:44Great.
10:44I've been wondering.
10:45Yeah.
10:45I'm sorry we've had it for a little while, but it's going to be just a few more days
10:49and it will be ready.
10:50I promise.
10:52A few more days?
10:54Yeah, just a couple more days and we'll get it to you.
10:55It's almost done.
10:56You guys have had my car almost three days now.
10:58Right, right.
10:59Yeah, it'll be just...
11:00It should have been a simple fix.
11:01No, it should have been an in and out.
11:03You guys should have had this done by the afternoon, late afternoon, early evening at the latest.
11:07The first day I brought it in.
11:08I know, but there's been a couple issues.
11:10We just need like two more days and then you're...
11:13What's the problem?
11:13It's just taking longer than we expected.
11:16Okay, why?
11:18It's a simple problem.
11:19This is a bumper.
11:20It was a detached bumper.
11:21Right.
11:21It should have been in and out in a day.
11:23I know.
11:23It's not a big deal.
11:24Well...
11:24It's not like you guys had to order a part.
11:25When I asked them when I went in, they said they had the part in stock.
11:28Can I be completely honest with you?
11:31Please.
11:32Like 100% here.
11:33We need the car for a few more days because one of our mechanics, named Randy, is living in it.
11:40What?
11:42Yeah, I know that...
11:43Are you joking?
11:43I know that sounds crazy, but if we can just keep it to the end of the week, we'll give it back to you.
11:48Sorry, you just said someone was living in my vehicle?
11:51Yeah, Randy.
11:52He's a very clean guy.
11:53He's just going through a rough time right now.
11:56So he's been sleeping in the back seat and he just needs it for two more days.
12:00Are you joking?
12:01This is insane.
12:02You're joking, right?
12:03No, I'm not.
12:04I understand how it can be a little shocking to hear this.
12:07Listen, I'll give you a discount.
12:08A little shocking?
12:09I'm sorry.
12:09You just told me that someone was living in my vehicle.
12:12Someone was sleeping in the back.
12:13My car has been there for three days.
12:15I brought it in for a detached bumper.
12:17It should have been in and out in a matter of hours.
12:19And now you're calling me three days later with a light update to tell me,
12:23oh, by the way, someone's sleeping in my back seat and they need to sleep there for another few days?
12:28Well, it's not just someone.
12:29He has a name.
12:30His name is Randy.
12:31Randy, he's a really great...
12:32Oh, my God, I can't even...
12:33This is insane.
12:34I'm just going to come pick up my car.
12:35I'm going to take it somewhere else.
12:36Well, I can't let you do that.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:38You can't let me pick up my own vehicle?
12:40No.
12:41Like I said, we need it for a couple more days.
12:43So Randy has a place to stay and then we'll give it back to you.
12:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:47I'm insane.
12:49I'm coming down there this afternoon.
12:51I will be there in an hour.
12:52I am picking up my vehicle and it better be clean.
12:54You can't just let people sleep in someone else's car.
12:57Oh, okay.
12:57So you'd want them to sleep...
12:58...for my car to be there.
12:59So you'd have Randy, a great guy who just got a little drunk and spent too much money at a casino
13:04and his girlfriend kicked him out of the house to sleep on the street?
13:07Is that what you want?
13:08Oh, my God.
13:09This is not my problem.
13:11This is not my problem.
13:12Randy is not my...
13:13You know what?
13:13No, no, I...
13:14Randy is not my employee.
13:15I don't owe him anything.
13:16I take offense to that.
13:17If you want to give Randy a place to stay, let him sleep in your car.
13:20I take offense to that.
13:22Humanity is everybody's problem.
13:24Supporting each other is a community thing, a worldwide thing.
13:27This is f***ing nuts.
13:29What kind of person are you?
13:30I'm a person who needs my f***ing car back.
13:32That's who I am.
13:33And that's all you should be concerned about.
13:35I'll have you know...
13:36It's not my responsibility to take charity cases on.
13:39For people I don't even f***ing know.
13:41I'll have you know I was prepared to give you a 10% discount if you let Randy live in the backseat for just a couple more days.
13:46I don't want a discount.
13:47I want my car back.
13:48Maybe you're not understanding me.
13:50Randy has hit rock bottom right now.
13:52We're not talking about Randy.
13:53Some dude I've never even met who apparently got drunk at a casino
13:56and passed out in the backseat of my car.
13:58No, he got drunk at a casino and then his girlfriend kicked him out
14:01and I told him he could stay in your car.
14:03Whatever.
14:04I don't care what the details are.
14:05I want my car outside waiting for me.
14:08In 30 minutes I'll be there to pick it up.
14:09Okay, well one of the biggest details is that this is a prank call.
14:13Like that's a huge detail that you're missing.
14:15A what?
14:16A prank phone call.
14:18Oh my God, are you kidding me?
14:19What?
14:20This is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
14:24Your friend Stacy set you up.
14:26Oh my God.
14:27What?
14:27Stacy?
14:28Yeah.
14:28Oh my God.
14:30Killer.
14:30What?
14:31She said that you've been frustrated with the auto body place and you want your car back.
14:35Oh my God.
14:38She's crazy.
14:40Oh my God, this guy Randy's sleeping in the backseat.
14:43Hey, he just wants a good night's sleep, you know?
14:46Oh my God, it's crazy.
14:48This is nuts.
14:49This is nuts.
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