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00:00Don't f***ing hang up on me. I should be charged anything on my card. I'm going to come down there and I'm going to ruin you.

00:07Hello?

00:08Hi, is this Fran?

00:10Yes, this is Fran.

00:12This is Casey Ryback. I'm the manager at F*** Bridal Shop. Do you have a second to talk?

00:17Yeah, what's going on?

00:18Okay, well you returned a wedding dress to us a few days ago and I'm afraid we weren't able to clean it completely, so we're going to be charging your card $1,700.

00:30Are you... Is this a joke? Are you serious?

00:34There were some stain issues.

00:36We were able to get...

00:38I don't know what you're talking about. I don't understand.

00:41We were able to get the red wine out and the stains in the armpit area. We were able to get those out.

00:47Wait, stains in the pit area?

00:50But not the stains in the undergarment area.

00:56What?

00:56I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

01:00You're going to tell me you didn't notice that you had an accident in your dress?

01:04I don't know. Maybe you got it mixed up with another dress because I returned it to Kathy. It was perfectly fine.

01:09There were no stains on it.

01:11And the $1,700 fee for something I didn't do, you obviously had a mixed up and you're calling the wrong person.

01:17I get it. I get it. You're probably angry because you don't have a lot of money, right? Is that the issue?

01:25Oh my God. Are you kidding me?

01:27Well, you had to rent your wedding dress, you see, instead of purchasing it.

01:31I had to rent my wedding dress because it's not something I'm going to wear something once and then pay a ton of money for it.

01:37I wouldn't want to wear something again after I went to the bathroom in it either.

01:40Oh my God. I didn't like to f*** my pants. That's disgusting.

01:44And the fact that you would accuse me of that is ridiculous.

01:47You know what? I'm going to go ahead and apologize to you.

01:50I think we made a mistake and probably shouldn't have rented you a white dress in the first place, if you know what I mean.

01:57You know what? I was recommending your store to all of my friends. I have a lot of friends getting married now, but now I'm just going to tell them that it's a piece of s*** and the guy who runs it is apparently like a five-year-old child.

02:10Okay, well I'm sure I'll be missing out on literally tens of dollars, so I'm not too concerned with that.

02:14All right, I don't understand why you're saying all this stuff about me. You're talking s*** about me, okay? And it's totally unprofessional and ridiculous.

02:22Well, I think talking it is better than actually doing it.

02:25Oh my God, you're disgusting!

02:28Well, I'm just calling to let you know that you're going to be charged that money, so you have a good day, okay?

02:33Don't f***ing hang up on me. If you charge anything on my card, I'm going to come down there and I'm going to ruin you.

02:40Mm-hmm. How do you plan on ruining me? Just a question.

02:46Well, you don't want to find out, okay? If you charge my card, then you're going to find out and you don't want to find out, all right?

02:51Are you going to ruin me like you ruined your wedding dress? Just come down here and...

02:55Oh my God, yes, I will. Is that happy for you? I'll s*** down on your face. Is that what you want to hear?

02:59Jesus, f***!

03:00That's obviously what you're into. You're some f***ing sicko pervert, all right?

03:05Don't laugh at me!

03:06Friend, I'm laughing because it's a joke. It's actually Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning. I'm moving 92.5, doing a phone tap on you.

03:16Oh my God.

03:19Are you f***ing kidding me?

03:21Your husband, Drew, set you up.

03:23Oh my God, I can't believe... Oh my... I can't believe it's not a killer, Drew.

03:28I can't believe you did that in your wedding dress. That is just gross.

03:31Oh my God, just for the record, I never did anything in my wedding dress, okay?

03:36Your husband, Drew, told us.

03:39Hello?

03:40Hi, my name is Timothy Garrett. I'm calling from the t*** resort and casino. I was looking to speak with Cindy f***.

03:46This is she.

03:47Hey there, Miss f***. How you doing today?

03:50I'm fine, thanks. How can I help you?

03:52Well, the reason I'm calling today is because we noticed that you stayed with us last Saturday night, and I just wanted to check on how your visit was.

03:59Oh, we had a great time. We always do. I mean, we would have had more fun if we won money, but yeah, we had a ball.

04:06Well, that's actually one of the reasons I wanted to call you.

04:09I don't understand.

04:11Well, you said it would have been better if you won money, and I have to tell you something. It's kind of crazy.

04:15We actually have surveillance footage of you playing at one of our slot machines for a long time. You were there for like 45 minutes.

04:22Okay.

04:22And I'm not sure if you know this or not, but after you left, a man sat down at that same machine and won a very large jackpot.

04:32Well, why would you call to tell me that?

04:36Well, I thought it was interesting. It's crazy because you were playing for like 45 minutes. As soon as you left, this guy won. He won $600,000.

04:44Oh, my God.

04:46I know. Yeah. Just about an hour ago, the entire security staff and I were watching the video. We see you get up, and then the other guy sits down on your machine, and his first pull, $600,000.

04:57Oh, man. Isn't that crazy? Because if you would have had one more pull, that would have been you. Oh, my God. Man.

05:03I just don't understand why you're calling to tell me this. I think it's mean.

05:09Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. You come to our casino a lot, and I figured you'd think that was crazy news.

05:16I've never won money at your casino.

05:19Yeah, but you almost won $600,000.

05:22But I didn't, you jackass.

05:24Oh. Well, I mean, it's kind of a fun story, don't you think?

05:28No, it's not a fun story.

05:30Well, I think a lot of your friends would be entertained if you were like sitting at a dinner party, and you were like, guys, check it out. I almost won $600,000. I mean, I'd want to know.

05:39I think your boss is going to be entertained when he finds out that you called to torture a guest. You're just mean, and something's wrong with you.

05:47Okay, well, I was just calling you because a lot of people that work at the resort would love to meet you and ask you all about that night, and so I was wondering.

05:54Oh, my God. Why would I come back to your dumb casino and talk about the night that I didn't win anything?

06:02That is the stupidest f***ing idea.

06:04Okay, I think I know why you're angry.

06:06I had a point.

06:07Oh, do you?

06:08Yeah, I had a point to this phone call before I got into all the other stuff about that guy winning the money and you not.

06:14I should have got to that first and then told you about it.

06:16Can you just get to the point?

06:18Yes, I can.

06:19Right now.

06:19Well, we want to honor you. The casino would like to honor you.

06:23You want to honor me for almost winning money? That's so stupid.

06:27We want you to have the honor of handing over the big check to the person who won.

06:33Are you out of your f***ing mind?

06:36No, I'm not. We want you to do it.

06:37We want you to have the honor of passing.

06:38I'm not going to do that.

06:39I do not want to meet the man that stole my jackpot that should have been mine.

06:43It could have paid for my kid to go to college.

06:46It could have paid for a house to live in.

06:48And I will not come back.

06:50I do not want to meet that man.

06:51I want you to tell me your name so I can call your boss and have you fired because you're sick.

06:57Well, I'm not sick. I'm feeling okay.

06:59Did I sound sick on the phone?

07:01You're being a smart a** and I do not appreciate it because you're going to get fired at the end of this conversation.

07:06So tell me your f***ing name.

07:08Okay. My name is Jubal and this is a prank phone call.

07:13Tell me your first and your last name.

07:15Jubal Flag.

07:17Tell me your real f***ing name and tell me how to spell it.

07:20That is my real name because this is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you and your husband Dan set you up.

07:27What?

07:28Your husband Dan listens to our radio show and set you up for a prank phone call.

07:32He told us about going to the casino the other night and how you always dreamed about hitting a big jackpot.

07:37Oh my God.

07:39Oh my God.

07:40Yeah.

07:41So it's a joke.

07:42There was no $600,000 jackpot.

07:44Well, I need a drink.

07:47I thought we had a happy marriage.

07:49It was just a joke.

07:52I didn't want to get into all your marital stuff, you know?

07:56I was joking back at you.

07:58Oh, okay, good.

07:59Because I thought we were about to go down the road that I didn't want.

08:02Anyway, so yeah, it was a joke.

08:03I hope you thought it was a little funny.

08:05I think probably, you know, after my heart attack ends, I will.

08:11You're not having a heart attack, are you?

08:13Because I'll call the police.

08:14No, I'm joking again.

08:15Oh.

08:16Why aren't you getting it?

08:17Okay, sorry.

08:18Oh man, good.

08:19You scared me.

08:20Apparently, I'm not good at jokes.

08:22You are not funny at all.

08:24Oh, that was a joke, right?

08:27No.

08:28Oh my God.

08:30That's right.

08:30I got right in her face and I was shaking a finger right in her face.

08:33I almost made it a full hand and slapped the taste right out of her mouth.

08:37Oh my God.

08:38I said, you don't talk about my job share partner like that, Tasha.

08:44Hello?

08:45Yes, hi.

08:46I was looking for Michelle.

08:48This is Michelle.

08:49Hey, Michelle.

08:50This is Douglas.

08:51I'm your new job share while you're out on maternity leave.

08:54How you doing?

08:55Oh, hi.

08:56Hey.

08:57I'm well, thank you.

08:58Well, it is just a pleasure to meet you.

09:03It's a shame we didn't meet in person.

09:05It has to be this way over the phone.

09:06But hello, and how do you do?

09:10I'm fine, thank you.

09:11How can I help you?

09:12Well, how's the new mom holding up?

09:15Oh, well, sometimes I'm a little tired, but I love my bundle of joy.

09:20I bet you don't miss coming in this office at all, do you?

09:26Um, well, I'm enjoying spending time with my daughter, but yes, sometimes I miss work.

09:32Well, I wouldn't miss it one bit.

09:34I mean, especially when you have coworkers like Catherine sitting right next to you.

09:38Am I right?

09:39Um, I'm sorry?

09:43I mean, she waltzes in here every morning like she is just Miss Thang, and I'm like, there ain't nothing special.

09:50I'm sure y'all felt the same way many times.

09:52Is there something I can...

09:57And have you seen the car she's been driving lately?

10:00Um, no, I can't say that I have.

10:02Well, next time you're in, take a look, because there's no way she can afford a car like that on a salary like hers.

10:08Who do you think she's shacking up with?

10:10She gotta be shacking up with somebody, don't you think?

10:12Some sort of sugar daddy situation going on there for sure.

10:17Um, I don't know anything about that, and I wouldn't know anything about that.

10:22Well, I doubt she wants people to really know about it, but it's obvious.

10:26And don't you even get me started on Frida, girl.

10:29What's wrong with Frida?

10:30Uh, well, for one, I'm pretty sure she had some work done below the belt.

10:36Oh, my God.

10:38Yeah, I don't know personally if it's butt injections or something, but I do know something looks different down there, and it does not look normal.

10:47Oh, okay.

10:49Butts ain't supposed to bubble like that.

10:52Um, I thought maybe you were calling to ask me something about work or talk about work since you're helping out while I'm gone.

11:00I'm definitely calling about work, that is for sure, yeah.

11:03Yeah, I really don't want to badmouth people at work.

11:06Oh, neither do I.

11:08Yeah, neither do I.

11:09Did you have something you wanted to say that was negative?

11:11I mean, you can say it to me.

11:12I mean, job share.

11:13If you wanted to badmouth somebody, I won't say a word.

11:16No, I don't, actually.

11:18I don't.

11:19I mean, you wouldn't want to be like Tasha.

11:22Tasha.

11:23Yes, y'all know Tasha, right?

11:26Yes.

11:26I don't even know if I should tell you this because you're a new mother and everything else,

11:29but she called you a busybody.

11:31Tasha said that?

11:32That's right.

11:32She said you were a busybody, and I was like, excuse me, who the hell do you think you are?

11:38I stood up for you.

11:39I said, that woman just had a baby.

11:41You should show some respect.

11:43Oh, my God.

11:44That's right.

11:44I got right in her face, and I was shaking a finger right in her face, almost made it

11:47a full hand, and slapped the taste right out of her mouth.

11:51Oh, my God.

11:52Yes, I said, you don't talk about my job share partner like that, Tasha.

11:56I said it to her loud and clear, so you're welcome.

12:00Oh, my God.

12:01Oh, yes.

12:01Oh, my God.

12:02I couldn't believe she said it.

12:04I think that maybe I should talk to Terry before we have another conversation.

12:09Oh, Terry with the flatulence problem.

12:12Wow.

12:13I'm sure y'all have noticed that one.

12:15Douglas, this is kind of out of line.

12:18Well, I think it's out of line that he walks up and down these hallways, just crop dusting

12:22every employee.

12:23I have heard him toots with practically every step he makes.

12:26I don't know what he's eating, but he's...

12:27No, Terry's my boss.

12:28Oh, well, yes, I know, and he's got a big flatulence problem.

12:32She?

12:33You mean?

12:34She has a big fat flatulence problem.

12:37I see.

12:37I didn't even know.

12:38She's farting like a man.

12:39That's what I'm saying.

12:41That's man gas.

12:43Douglas, it's obvious that you don't know who Terry is.

12:46So, who are you really?

12:48Who is this?

12:49Well, my name is Jubal, and I just screwed up this prank phone call because I didn't do

12:52enough research to find out that Terry was not a man.

12:56And that is...

12:56What?

12:57I am ashamed, and I'm so sorry about that.

13:00I don't...

13:00What do you mean?

13:01I mean that this is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone

13:05tap on you, and your boss, Terry, set you up.

13:14Oh, my God.

13:16Yeah, it's a joke.

13:17Apparently, for some reason, I thought Terry was a dude because I just got the emails and

13:22stuff.

13:24But she says she misses you on maternity leave and wanted to play a joke on you.

13:28So, there you go.

13:29When you were talking about key and flatulence, I was like, wait, what is going on?

13:36She did mention that in her email, which I thought was unprofessional.

13:40She said, well, you do a phone tap on my coworker.

13:42Also, mention my flatulence problem.

13:44I thought that was strange.

13:45I was so confused.

13:47Well, obviously, I would say I was too.

13:50Well, obviously, I was too.

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