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00:00Hello?
00:01Hi, may I speak to Rebecca, please?
00:03Uh, yeah, this is she.
00:05Rebecca, my name's Seth McElroy. I'm the manager over here at R*** Bakery.
00:08Um, you ordered a cake with us?
00:11Uh, yeah, yeah, for my dad's retirement party.
00:14It's supposed to be, you know, like, at the party, like, right now, so what's going on?
00:18Uh, well, I just found out one of our employees, an ex-employee now, wrote something on it.
00:24Uh, what do you mean? What did you write?
00:31Your cake was supposed to say, Jim, best of luck.
00:35Love, Rebecca, and Connor, my brother Connor.
00:38Um, an angry employee, instead of putting that, put Jim, best of, and then replaced that L with an F.
00:46So the cake says, Jim, best of f***.
00:50Love, Rebecca, and Connor.
00:54Uh, what?
00:58I know, I apologize.
01:00Uh, I don't know how else.
01:02But he's like, I don't think you understand this cake is supposed to be at the party, like, right now.
01:06Our delivery guy is back already.
01:08So what you're saying right now is the cake that says f*** on it.
01:11Is that my dad's retirement party?
01:13Correct. This has never happened before. I apologize.
01:15I should also let you know.
01:17Well, what are you going to do about it?
01:19I should also let you know that this disgruntled employee did something else to the cake.
01:24What is worse than having a cake that says f*** on it from me to my father?
01:33It actually does get worse, Rebecca.
01:34How? How can this possibly get worse?
01:37The employee also drew a very large male member on the side of the cake.
01:43It actually...
01:44Oh my God. You have to be f***ing kidding me, right?
01:46I wish I was.
01:47Oh my God. The party is going on right now. What the f*** do you expect me to do?
01:53I mean, there is a penis on my dad's retirement cake.
01:58And it said, Jim, best of f***.
02:02Yes, yes it does.
02:03That's currently sitting on my dad's table right now at his party.
02:07You're correct and we apologize.
02:08Do you realize? If anyone sees this, I am dead.
02:13This is my family and I am his daughter.
02:15We need to get that f***ing cake out of there, okay?
02:19I do have an emergency cake I can use.
02:21And I can send our driver out to see if he makes it in time.
02:24No promises, but I can do that.
02:25Please do. Please do.
02:27Okay. It's from an adult-themed party that never happens.
02:29So it's just basically two giant boobs.
02:33But he's going to love it.
02:34I mean, you know, it's a bunch of guys at a retirement party.
02:37Are you stupid?
02:38Are you an idiot?
02:39You think that replacing a cake with a penis and a f*** on it with boobs is going to make things better?
02:45This is ridiculous.
02:46Are you stupid?
02:47So you don't want the booby cake?
02:49No, I don't want the boob cake.
02:53Why are you laughing?
02:54Is this funny?
02:56This is my family.
02:57This is my life.
02:58What is so funny about that?
03:00It's a little funny, isn't it?
03:02No, it's not at all.
03:03Because this is actually Jubal from Brooklyn Jubal in the Morning.
03:06I'm moving 92.5 doing a phone tap on you.
03:10What?
03:12It's a joke.
03:13Your dad's cake is fine.
03:15Your brother Connor set you up.
03:18Oh, my.
03:18Wait, Connor called you?
03:21And, oh, my God.
03:22Okay, so there's no weird cake that is Pirelli sitting at my dad's retirement party right now?
03:28No, no.
03:29But I'm sure he would like a booby cake, though.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:34Hello?
03:35Hi, I was looking for Ashley.
03:38This is Ashley.
03:38How can I help you?
03:39Hey, Ashley.
03:40How are you?
03:40My name is Seth McElroy, and I live in your apartment building.
03:43I got your phone number from our manager.
03:44The other day, I was down in the laundry area, and I had to put some of my stuff from the
03:52washer into the dryer, so I had to, like, move your stuff out, and I needed to ask you
03:56a question about your laundry.
04:00Okay.
04:01Where do you get your underwear?
04:03What did you just ask me?
04:05You know, I saw your underwear when I was changing the laundry around, and the thing is, okay,
04:09here, my wife is great, and I love her and all, but she's really lacking in the underwear
04:13department, and your underwear is straight-up sexy.
04:18What is going on here?
04:20Hey.
04:20Are you for real?
04:21I don't know why you're getting so upset.
04:23It's not like I sniffed it or anything.
04:25I just, I saw your underwear.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28Are you really, is it, are you really for real?
04:31I guess I shouldn't be.
04:32Jeez, I had no idea you were going to bite my head off.
04:35You understand what you're telling me?
04:37You're asking me about my underwear, and talking about smelling it?
04:42I didn't, I said I didn't smell it.
04:45But why would you even think of that?
04:46That would be weird.
04:48Are you bananas?
04:50I'm just.
04:50What is wrong with you?
04:51Take a compliment, lady.
04:53Jeez.
04:54It's not a compliment, because I don't know you, and you're calling me about my underwear.
04:58Yes.
05:00Yeah.
05:00And I showed it, I showed it to my wife, and she thought it was great, too, and we just
05:04want to know.
05:04You don't like your underwear, huh?
05:06Just to show my wife.
05:08Who are you?
05:09She liked it a lot, too.
05:11We both think.
05:11No, you're calling me out the blue, talking about my underwear, my personal garments.
05:15Yeah, but I'm not.
05:16I don't know who you are, buddy.
05:17But I'm calling you to tell you that it's good stuff.
05:19It's not like I'm saying, hey, buy some new drawers.
05:21They're nasty.
05:22I'm saying you have nice underwear.
05:24No, excuse me.
05:25Excuse me, buddy.
05:26You are way out of line.
05:28And I swear to God, if I see you, I will snatch your head off, okay?
05:32Hey, listen.
05:33If you're upset because I took your underwear, I can give it back to you tomorrow.
05:36No.
05:37You're going to bring me my underwear today.
05:39I can't do that, though.
05:40I don't know who you think you are, buddy.
05:42You bring me my s*** today.
05:44I'm just a guy who's a fan of your undergarments.
05:47No, I don't care about that s***.
05:49I want my s*** back.
05:51Today.
05:51Okay, okay.
05:53I'll call my wife and tell her to take them off.
05:55We'll wash them for you.
05:56What?
05:56Are you kidding me?
05:57Your wife has my drawers on?
06:00Yeah, and they look good.
06:01Are you a sick pervert?
06:03Ma'am, why are you getting so upset at me?
06:06This whole thing since you called me?
06:09I swear, once I get my underwear back, I'm calling the cops on you, man.
06:13I'd really prefer not to have the police involved.
06:16Excuse me?
06:16I'd prefer if we didn't get the authorities involved.
06:19That's bulls***.
06:20I'm calling the cops.
06:21Okay.
06:21I'm calling the cops.
06:22I'm calling the cops.
06:23Okay, well, what if I tell you I'm joking?
06:25No, you're not joking, you pervert.
06:27No, I am joking.
06:29No, you're not.
06:30Yes, I am.
06:30I want my s*** back.
06:31This is a prank phone call.
06:32I am joking.
06:34I want my bing.
06:35I don't have your s***.
06:36This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
06:41So you're telling me that this is a prank?
06:44Yes.
06:44Are you kidding me?
06:45No, I'm not kidding you.
06:46Your friend Courtney set you up.
06:54Thank God you laughed.
06:55I thought you were about ready to kill me, like, in real life.
06:58Oh, I do want to kill you in real life.
07:01I am so happy that this is a joke.
07:06I was like...
07:08Your friend Courtney told us that you're upset because somebody keeps moving your stuff in
07:11the laundry room.
07:13She told you that.
07:15Yeah.
07:15She had to tell you that.
07:17Yes.
07:19Hey, what's up, Alan?
07:20My name is Casey.
07:21Zach told me to give you a call about a job opening that you had.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Yeah.
07:25How you doing, man?
07:26I'm good.
07:27I'm good.
07:27Thanks for being willing to talk to me.
07:29No problem.
07:30So can you tell me a little bit about what you're looking for?
07:33It's pretty cut and dry.
07:34Light truck maintenance, man.
07:35You just have to make sure the rigs are clean and ready to go out, pretty much.
07:39Perfect, man.
07:40I'm very interested.
07:41All right.
07:42Well, let me see.
07:43Let me tell you to come down here to the office.
07:45And I just want to meet you, fill out some paperwork, you know, just some routine kind
07:49of stuff.
07:49All right.
07:50That sounds great.
07:50Um, it's at this point in the conversation where I'm legally obligated to tell you I've
07:55been arrested for stealing trucks before.
07:58Well, wait, what?
08:00I'm sorry?
08:01What did you just say?
08:02What do you mean about coming down there?
08:04I said, absolutely.
08:05No, no, no, no, no.
08:06You just said something about you were arrested for stealing trucks.
08:10Oh, that.
08:11Yeah, I was arrested for stealing trucks.
08:13Never convicted.
08:13So there's a big difference.
08:15Well, hey, it sounds like it's close to the same thing, man.
08:18You were obviously involved or something, right?
08:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:22Here's what happened.
08:22Okay.
08:22A few years ago, some guy, some jerk who looked exactly like me and also sounded like me was
08:30hired by a few trucking companies.
08:32Uh-huh.
08:33And that guy went on to steal over 27 trucks in one year.
08:36Oh.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Was this you?
08:39No.
08:40Like I said, it was a guy.
08:41It was just crazy, man.
08:43Bad circumstances.
08:44And then he was a fugitive, and the law couldn't even find him for a while.
08:47So then the police obviously didn't want to look like idiots, and they arrested me as
08:52a scapegoat.
08:53What?
08:54Okay, wait, wait, wait.
08:55Let me get this straight.
08:56So a guy that looked like you and sounded like you got arrested for stealing these trucks?
09:03Yeah.
09:03That's what I'm saying.
09:05But it wasn't you.
09:06Well, at this point, I'm legally obligated to tell you that that trial is still going
09:09on, and my lawyer would rather not have me discuss those details.
09:12Wait.
09:13Wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:13So you're still dealing with this?
09:15So, wait.
09:16Dude, you wouldn't be on trial if you weren't the guy.
09:18So you're the guy.
09:19You stole the truck.
09:20I can't really say much about it.
09:22Like I said, I can tell you this, though.
09:24I'm punctual.
09:25I'm always in a good mood, and I think I would be a great asset to your company, sir.
09:30No.
09:30You just told me that you're on trial for stealing 27 trucks.
09:34Dude, why would I hire you, bro?
09:35What?
09:36Well, because I told you that it wasn't me.
09:38But it sounds exactly like you.
09:42Yeah, it was a guy who looks and sounds exactly like me.
09:45That's why it's tough to get rid of.
09:47But I promise you this.
09:48I'm always fun to be around.
09:50I'm in a really good mood.
09:51I come to work every day on time.
09:52That doesn't mean anything.
09:53You're a thief.
09:55So you're saying no?
09:56Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
09:58You will never work here for this company.
10:00It's not going to work.
10:01I wish you wouldn't have done that.
10:03What?
10:03Yeah, because it's at this point in the conversation that I'm legally obligated to tell you
10:07three other trucking companies did not hire me, and I was arrested for burning down their buildings.
10:12Okay.
10:14Arrested, sir.
10:14Sir.
10:15Arrested.
10:15Never convicted.
10:17You burned down buildings?
10:19No, no, no, no.
10:20You steal trucks, so I can't hire you.
10:22But you say if I don't hire you, you're going to burn my buildings down.
10:25I never said that I stole trucks.
10:26I said I didn't, actually, and I didn't say I was going to burn your building down.
10:30I just said I'm...
10:30You're all trial for it.
10:31You basically did it.
10:33Somebody who looked like me and sounded like me did it, and my fingerprints happened to
10:36match the dude that did it.
10:37That happens all the time.
10:38It wasn't me.
10:39Wait.
10:40You have the same fingerprints?
10:41You the guy.
10:42Can I call the police?
10:42Because you did it.
10:43I'm letting you know now.
10:44You don't need to go to trial.
10:45You did it.
10:45Okay, well, it's at this point I'm legally obligated to tell you that this is a prank
10:49phone call.
10:53Your employee, Zach, set you up.
10:57He said that you're trying to hire for a new position, and you keep getting idiots applying.
11:02I didn't know.
11:04Man, this is when you said I'm legally obligated for the third time.
11:09I almost fell out my hair, bro.