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"I ordered a dresser not a coffee table"
"We just sold our last dresser yesterday"

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00:00hello hello oh hey is allison there yep this is allison sorry about that i heard you say
00:12hello a couple times i'm eating a taco right now oh man i'll tell you what who's calling we have
00:17the best food truck stopped by today i don't know where you're at but i can give you the address
00:23you can come down here and check it out they got the best tacos okay i'm sorry who is this oh i'm
00:28sorry this is stewart from home furnishings oh okay so are you calling about my dresser or are
00:35you calling about the tacos that you're eating or a little bit of both actually yeah i originally
00:41called because i got a note here that we deliver the wrong piece of furniture to you but i just
00:45want to tell you about the tacos in case you're around i don't i don't want to hear about the
00:48tacos okay you guys really screwed this up okay uh i got it you don't want to talk about the tacos
00:54i understand listen so what's the issue how do you not understand what the issue is i thought
01:01you had a note right there i really do not feel the need to repeat this for you i'm pretty sure
01:05the issue is very clear at this point my notes say that you originally ordered a coffee table correct
01:10are you kidding me right now seriously i i don't even understand how we could even get this far at this
01:17point i have a receipt for the dresser i've been into the store with the receipt for the dresser i have
01:21talked to two people with the receipt for the dresser there is no mention of a coffee table
01:25anywhere except for the first time i got a coffee table delivered i see why i'm confused because
01:30my notes say different than what you're saying what about what if we i have no idea what this has to
01:36do with a note there isn't anything more official than what some schmuck wrote down yeah no the first
01:41time i called all right you know you say you ordered and paid for a dresser but is it possible
01:47that you ordered a coffee table and a dresser is that what could have happened what the is going
01:53on over there i ordered a dresser i don't there is no coffee table is it possible that you don't know
02:00what you ordered because sometimes that can happen too is it possible that you are a idiot how did you
02:06ever even get any kind of a job what aren't you understanding about the one sentence that i have
02:11said to you that matters at all well you've said a lot of sentences you've said a lot of sentences
02:16okay the one that matters is i ordered a dresser that's the one sentence that matters can you
02:21understand that look i'm really sorry i'm really sorry you're not words that you understand they're
02:26in your vocabulary correct i've got it and i'm really sorry and i want to make this right because
02:30i can tell that you're angry i am beyond angry i'm incensed at this point all right well what i'm
02:36going to do i don't normally make deliveries but i'm going to personally drive over to your house
02:40and deliver that nightstand myself i'm going to make sure that you get it right now are you joking
02:46seriously no i will do that first when you first started calling me i'm pretty positive that you
02:50were just stupid now are you just with me on purpose do you just want to see like is this funny
02:55to you you just want to see how angry i can get because yeah maybe you should come here maybe you
02:59should come here if you're going to continue to with me and then we can do that no i'm not
03:02screwing i'm not messing with you at all i will literally bring that nightstand myself oh my god
03:07if you're not with me right now then seriously you should come over here because i'm going to beat
03:11the out of you okay well i don't want to deliver that nightstand then i don't feel safe coming over
03:16now what is that stop saying that it's a dresser oh you ordered a dresser don't you play me you know
03:25i did i was confused because my notes had said one thing your notes your notes your notes no yeah
03:33i hey i agree with you because they're wrong clearly the notes you ordered a dresser
03:39it took a little bit of work but we got to the bottom of it are you are you okay can you just
03:45get it to my house at this point seriously that's going to be a problem because we just sold our last
03:50dresser yesterday okay you listen to me you
03:58okay this is what you're going to do you're going to get your supervisor on the phone you're going to
04:02be fired because you're the biggest idiot i've ever talked to in my entire life and then when your
04:07supervisor gets on the phone he's going to be fired for hiring you everybody at the entire store
04:11a whole bunch of idiots i can't handle it anymore it is true we're all a bunch of idiots finally yes
04:17finally you got something right yeah but i should also tell you i'm not calling from that furniture
04:21store either what it's a joke this is actually jubel from brook and jubel in the morning i'm moving
04:2792.5 doing a phone tap on you your husband alex set you up are you kidding me right now i'm shaking
04:34over here i'm about to go somebody are you kidding me right now he says that you've been having trouble
04:38getting some piece of furniture that you ordered and you're just going nuts over it
04:41so just to be clear you ordered an end table that's what you ordered

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