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  • 6/30/2025
My goat ate your couch 🐐😂😂

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00:00hello hello um is a hey is this marty uh yeah hey man how are you my name is seth mcelroy i'm
00:15calling from construction i'm one of the guys that's doing the work on your stairs yeah um
00:21i gotta i gotta talk to you about something uh yeah i'm sorry wait i'm sorry what is that
00:29in the background there well that's what i need to talk to you about um i don't know i don't know
00:36how to put this other other than just to tell you becky ate your couch um wait what who's becky
00:46it's my pet goat i was i was working on your stairs wait are you hold on okay hold on um
00:53you have a goat i do i have a pet goat and i bring it with me to the job site sometimes i had it tied
00:58up in the back and while i was up there working on your stairs no no no no no no no no no you're
01:03clearly an idiot but when you go to your to your workplace are you f***ing did you that f***ing
01:09goat still still there no i can't hear it it is right next to you i just thought i should call
01:17you before i do anything now because i you know i wanted to make sure that yeah the first
01:22the first thing you should do is get the goat out of my house okay right i mean i can put her in the
01:30backyard and try to finish up the job but i you know i just know you're not finishing up the job
01:35okay you destroyed my couch which you guys are going to be paying for well well now sir i i didn't
01:40destroy your couch technically becky ate it so becky destroyed it it's your f***ing goat you're
01:46responsible and get the f***ing goat out of my house okay well i i just don't know where else to
01:53put her i mean i guess i don't have any else hey hey hey get out of my f***ing house okay so you don't
01:59want me to finish the stairs i don't want you to come anywhere near my house okay i'm not my wife and
02:05i are not paying you why is the goat still there get the f***ing goat out of my house i'm going to be
02:11calling your boss as soon as i get off the phone with you if we could not tell my boss about this i would
02:15really really appreciate it how am i not gonna f***ing tell your boss about this well i mean you
02:22know i brought a goat to my house and it destroyed my couch i mean obviously you can see how my boss
02:28would be upset with me if he knew that i brought my goat back into your house and obviously you can
02:32see how i'm upset with you for being a f***ing idiot all right listen get that f***ing goat out of my
02:43house before i drive back and kick your i don't like the way you're disrespecting becky i don't
02:51like the way you just destroyed my house get it out get it out get the f***ing goat out of my house
02:58get the f*** out of my house right now you idiot why are you laughing i'm gonna kick your f***ing
03:08hi hey marty marty this is actually jubel from brook and jubel in the morning i'm moving 92.5 doing a
03:13phone tap on you oh you gotta be kidding me your wife set you up she said that there's been guys
03:19working in your house oh my god oh my god i'm gonna have a f***ing heart attack uh becky did not destroy
03:26your couch great thanks okay she's got to go

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