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00:00hello this is James James this is Patrick I'm sorry Patrick who Patrick only the vice president
00:09of the company that you work for oh I'm I'm sorry sir I just I just didn't recognize the name until
00:16now what can I do for you you're one of the dorks in the graphics department right yes sir well I
00:22just got off the phone with your boss Dustin and he says you were responsible for the picture in
00:27the company newsletter that went out yes is everything okay does it sound like everything's
00:33okay well by the tone of your voice no well good at least we know you got something right don't we
00:40you want to tell me about the picture if I can be honest with you right now I'm really nervous
00:47and honestly I have no idea what you're talking about well then I'll tell you because you put
00:54a picture of me in the newsletter this is correct you are do you think it's funny what you did
00:59are you implying something's wrong with the picture because I got it from corporate I'm more than
01:05implying I'm saying you doctored that picture up you used your little doohickeys on your computer or
01:10whatever you nerds do down there in the tech department I would never doctor anything or let
01:15me ask you a question yes James have we ever met in person before I mean a few years ago I I remember
01:25you came to the office and and we shook hands very briefly okay so we have met then you know that I am
01:31six foot two inches tall you're six foot two yes if you remember correctly I'm a very large man and you
01:40must have thought it was funny to make me look like a tiny elf in a business suit uh no offense
01:47sir I honestly don't remember you being that tall oh really yes sir I'm I'm sorry how tall would you
01:55describe me then uh I I'd rather not answer oh you're gonna have to answer I'm your boss how tall did
02:04you think I was you know if I had to guess I I would say you're between five six and five eight
02:13excuse me I am six feet two inches tall yes sir I I I know that's what you said and I I was just
02:21telling you what my impression was well your impression is way off yes if you say so sir that
02:28picture you put in the newsletter makes me look like a koala bear just a tiny little thing
02:33sir I I don't know what you want me to do I tell me right now James are you single
02:38yes I am perfect then you know what's gonna happen you and I are going out for steak dinner
02:45and then we're gonna see what happens afterwards um uh eating with you is fine but what do you mean
02:55what happens afterwards we'll just have to see won't we James you're such a smart ass with your
03:00pictures you and I are going out to steak dinner and then who knows what'll happen after maybe we'll
03:06go back to my place for dessert go back to your place for dessert yeah uh uh you know what I think
03:15I'm busy then we'll find another night James I'm the vice president of your company you're gonna join
03:22me for dinner and then we'll probably go back to my place after I don't understand why you want to go
03:29back to your place to have dessert I've got a nice bottle of Chianti I'm gonna open up we're gonna
03:34have some dessert I'm I'm very sure that you know what screw the dessert we're just gonna have each
03:42other yeah um I don't want to hurt your feelings sir but I James do you value your job very much this
03:52is my only source of income can you touch your toes sir what what does that even mean you're just
03:59gonna have to find out after dinner aren't you I think that this conversation has reached an
04:04inappropriate level oh you don't know inappropriate yet oh my god oh yeah you'll be saying that sir
04:11I'm not gonna sleep with you sleep with me excuse me James you just said that we're gonna go home to
04:18your house for dessert and then I'm gonna touch my toes yeah I was talking about yoga we're gonna relax
04:24a little bit again I'm I'm I'm I'm very confused first you you're mad at me then I thought you
04:31wanted to sleep with me and now you want me to do yoga with you well let me clear that up let me
04:36clear that up then and just tell you that this is a prank phone call I don't understand sir this is
04:41actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you your co-worker Joe set you
04:46up he told us that the vice president of your company is a really weird guy and wanted me to
04:52screw with you this is ridiculous were you nervous about your job for a second
04:57yeah I thought I was gonna lose my job I had no idea
05:03yeah

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