01:03Wait, you hired a contractor to come over to my property?
01:06Yes. His name's Gus.
01:08Long story short, him and I went at it.
01:10He left your place, and now it's a wreck, and there's drywall everywhere.
01:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:15Why would you hire—what did you hire a contractor for?
01:19Wait, you didn't get my email?
01:20No, I didn't get your email.
01:21I don't know what you hired somebody to do.
01:24You hired somebody to do something on my property?
01:26So, okay, maybe I didn't tell you, but I stay in a lot of places, kind of a world traveler,
01:31and I noticed that you had a design flaw with your place, so I handled it.
01:35What are you talking about? Design flaw?
01:38You hired somebody, and what has happened to my property?
01:41What is going on on my property?
01:42Well, you know the wall between the kitchen and the dining room?
01:45We took that out. We took that out, and I swear to God—
01:47Are you f***ing serious? You took out the wall in my property?
01:51Yeah, you're welcome. It made a world of difference. It looks so much better.
01:54You're f***ing idiot. You can't just go in and start changing up people's properties.
01:57You can't go in and, like, move things around somebody's house. What are you doing?
02:01Well, no, no, I can't.
02:02Are you going to pay for this? You better pay for this to be completely cleaned up by the time you exit my property.
02:06Hold on a second. You want me to pay for your kitchen remodel?
02:09Oh, you bet your f*** you're going to pay for my kitchen remodel. You're going to pay for everything.
02:13It's going to look exactly as it looked when you came into that property.
02:16Well, I'm telling you, it looks great right now. I mean, it's a little bit of a wreck. There's drywall everywhere.
02:19I don't know what it looks like, because it's not your property, and it's not your decision.
02:21You're not allowed to go in there and just make decisions about somebody else's property.
02:24Are you telling me you like that kitchen? Oh, my God. Are you f***ing blind?
02:28You're talking s*** about my kitchen right now? You're the one who booked this thing.
02:31The kitchen is awesome. It's immaculate. I did it myself.
02:34You did that yourself? No wonder.
02:37All right, this s***, I'm driving over there right now to that property. I'm going to kick your f***.
02:40Whoa. I'll have you know that I've stayed at Airbnbs all over the world, and one time I remodeled George Clooney's Airbnb.
02:46I remodeled his living room. I don't give a s*** where you've been.
02:49I'm like, I f***ing believe you about George Clooney. God, what is your f***ing problem, man?
02:53I put a beautiful Roman fountain in his living room, and he loved it.
02:56And I was going to do the same for yours. I was going to do the same for yours, but now with this attitude, I'm not doing it.
03:01Listen, man, I don't know where you f***ing get off with this kind of behavior.
03:03You're going to jail or something.
03:04Actually, I'd rather be in jail than have to spend another minute in this kitchen. I've been to jail before. Trust me, I've been shanked in nicer rooms than this.
03:12You know what, man? Go f*** yourself. You don't know s*** what you're talking about. You probably live in a s***y little place. You probably went to jail for being a little b***h.
03:19Well, maybe I did, but I'm not your b***h. I'm your friend Matt's b***h.
03:23What?
03:24Yeah.
03:24What?
03:25Yeah, your friend Matt.
03:26Wait, what are you talking about, Matt? What are you talking about?
03:28Yeah, this is actually Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Matt set you up.
03:34Wait a minute, what? Is this another one of your f***ing lies? Everything you say is garbage, man.
03:38No, this is the truth. It's a joke. He told me that you do Airbnb and you're always nervous that somebody's going to trash your place. And he wanted me to prank you.
03:46Are you f***ing kidding me?
03:48No.
03:48My heart is going to explode out of my chest.
03:51You think your heart's going to explode now? Wait till you see your new kitchen.
