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  • 6/10/2025
Original Broadcast Date: June 22nd 2016

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00:00One, two, three, four
00:30Well, folks, for the first time in this series, I am actually mad as hell. Excuse my language.
00:43Because according to our special election day blackboard, it's how long till polling day?
00:46Pretty soon, Sean. Pretty soon.
00:50Exactly. Pretty soon.
00:51Yeah, people are already voting via a process called pre-polling.
00:56Now, isn't that a bit like opening all your Easter eggs on Shrove Tuesday or
00:59celebrating Boxing Day on Christmas Eve or having the Queen's birthday on the Queen's birthday?
01:05And what's worse is, as this Australian Electoral Commission spokesperson reminds us,
01:09Perhaps between 30 and 40 percent of Australians may well vote between now and July the 2nd.
01:16Now, not only will this wreak havoc with the election day sausage sizzle industry,
01:20it means that up to 40 percent of you are voting without having heard everything that our political leaders want to tell you
01:26in order for you to make an informed decision when you tick or you cross or you colour in
01:30or whatever it is you're supposed to do with those boxes on your ballot sheets.
01:34But who are these 40 percenters who are ruining it for everyone else?
01:37What type of person wouldn't want to wait as long as possible to delay their political gratification
01:41as they step into their cardboard orgasmatrons on July 2?
01:45Chris Ullman.
01:47I don't mean he's doing it, I'm just throwing to a clip of him.
01:51Pre-poll is supposed to be a service for those who can't vote on July the 2nd.
01:56Travelling, perhaps going into hospital even, or can't leave their workplace.
02:01But it is open to interpretation.
02:03I'm 92 and I can't climb up the hill to the school on the day.
02:06Really, old woman?
02:11What kind of world are we living in, where just because of a little age and infirmity
02:15we can't be arsed climbing up a hill and filling in a couple of forms
02:19so that this country can be run properly?
02:22Did we fight the Wile Pathan in Naam for nothing?
02:25Did the rats in Tobruk die on the beaches of Cronulla in vain?
02:28And what about all those zombies who gave their lives in World War Z?
02:32I'm 92 and can't climb up the hill to the school on the day.
02:39I hope there's no-one here that's had to gore to lodge their pre-poll vote.
02:42I've already pre-polled my vote.
02:44Well, I think we'd all like to know, so what possible reason
02:47you would have for spoiling July 2 for the rest of us?
02:50Well, at first I told them I was 92 and I couldn't climb up the hill to the school on the day.
02:54But then, during the interrogation by the electoral officers,
02:58I broke down and told them the truth.
03:00I'm 62 and I'm fed up with this whole election campaign.
03:05I'm sick of the rubbish and the spin and the blatant lies and the desperate smears
03:11and the conniving and the pork-barrelling and the week after week of high-vis vests
03:16and walks through malls and rats and llamas and beer and pamphlets.
03:22I said, I'm frustrated by the lack of serious debate
03:25and the constant evasion of questions and the repetitive sloganeering.
03:30I said, I'm jolly well over the whole thing and I want it to end as soon as possible
03:33and I can't stand it for a day longer.
03:36And then I...
03:38APPLAUSE
03:38And then I burst into tears.
03:43Well, did they buy that?
03:46Buy it?
03:47They gave me a standing ovation and three extra votes.
03:51And can I ask who you voted for?
03:53Well, I drew a penis and testicles on my House of Reps form
03:56and in the Senate I voted for Derren Hinch.
04:00Well, thank you, unnamed person.
04:02The worrying thing about all this, of course, is the figure 40%
04:06because according to this essential media report from just last week,
04:0940% of voters currently disapprove of Malcolm Turnbull
04:12and 40% disapprove of Bill Shorten.
04:15And that means about 20% are undecided as to which one they disapprove of.
04:19And if these two 40%s end up voting for the leader they disapprove of the least,
04:24it's that 20% that will decide the outcome of the election.
04:27According to the PM, though, when those undecided become unundecided,
04:30they'll be backing him.
04:31We are confident that Australians will return us to government,
04:35but it is their decision.
04:37Yes, it's important to remember that last bit.
04:40Not so much a qualification as a regret that the government can't elect themselves
04:43because, let's face it, if they did, the politically correct brigade
04:47would be saying, ooh, corrupt dictatorship
04:49and writing letters to what's left of our media,
04:52which they couldn't print because they'd be imprisoned.
04:55But Mr Turnbull's confidence, as seen here in his younger days,
04:59is a welcome change from the usual race for the underdog status
05:03that the major parties usually engage in,
05:05with each claiming that they're less likely to win than the other.
05:07Claims which they generally proceed to support
05:09with an endless parade of unelectable candidates unaware of their own policies.
05:13Bill Shorten, however, didn't see it that way.
05:15I would never be so arrogant as to say, we will win.
05:20Yes, although if Bill said it, it'd be more unhinged self-delusion than arrogance, wouldn't it?
05:25But Bill goes on to justify his false modesty on completely different grounds.
05:29And apart from any other reason, the election hasn't been held.
05:33The votes haven't been counted.
05:35Yes, Bill's absolutely right.
05:39And he's right on top of his game here, as he wasn't back in his early days.
05:44But how could Malcolm and his team not have taken this into account?
05:47Wouldn't the fact that we're still campaigning have tipped them off?
05:50It's a rare misstep for a man who has kept his natural, born-to-rule-ocity
05:54chained up in a cellar like a werewolf.
05:56And I say that as a friend, even though he invited Waleed to his iftar dinner and not me.
06:02Because I, as you know, think very, very highly of Mr Turnbull.
06:05Smooth operator.
06:09Smooth operator.
06:13Smooth operator.
06:17I mean, equally, I don't mind Mr Shorten that much either.
06:20And I even have a soft spot for lovable eccentrics like John Madigan.
06:34The problem really is, is you, the undecided voter, who have either already voted or have
06:46just given up listening to our leaders entirely.
06:48And I'm not suggesting for a moment that you don't know anything at all or that you mostly
06:52know nothing.
06:53What I'm saying is that most of you know nothing about everything there is.
06:57That's right, I'm talking about a condition that affects most Australians, omnipotence.
07:05Now, the parties are doing their level best to tell you what they think you want to hear.
07:09But if you're not paying attention anymore, what's the point?
07:11What you need to do is to let our leaders know what you want to hear them saying to you.
07:16A service we're about to provide in a brand new segment.
07:18OK, so what will happen is that we'll ask you what you think about certain important
07:28things in this election, and you can respond in a very real and interactive way while you're
07:32half watching the show and double screening.
07:34And then we come to some idiot on a phone.
07:35Hey, Mum, they're talking about us on the telly.
07:38What?
07:38Hang on, I'll tweet you.
07:40Hashtag what ends.
07:43The fact of the matter is that it'll be the order on the ballot papers and the order of
07:47preferences on the various how-to-vote cards that will play the biggest role in who gets
07:51elected.
07:51For example, in Sydney, the Greens initially preference Ula Falanga, a candidate from Fred
07:56Niles' Christian Democratic Party.
08:07They preference Ula Falanga, who has protested every gay and lesbian Mardi Gras since 1978
08:13over gay liberal candidate Jeffrey Winters.
08:15The Greens spokesgolem Coriander Tuesday, you've now decided to change your mind and
08:20preference Mr Winters ahead of Ms Falanga, haven't you?
08:22Yes, we did.
08:24Change our minds we must because of the nasty, wicked conclusions that the Trixie media were
08:30drawing from our original choosings.
08:32Because switching to Mr Winters and preferencing a liberal candidate does seem odd given the
08:36Libs aren't preferencing you, doesn't it?
08:37Trixie nasty Libs did hurt the Greens after we were their friends in the Senate says, mustn't
08:43let the Libs have the preference.
08:45We wants it, we needs it, they stole it from us.
08:51Nasty Trixie wicked.
08:52Well, why not preference Labour then?
08:55Because still it's a...
08:56No!
08:56Yes!
08:58Labour would cheat you, hurt you, lie.
09:01Oh, but Labour is my friend.
09:04You don't have any friends.
09:06Nobody likes you.
09:09You're a liar and a thief.
09:11No murderer.
09:14Leave now and never come back.
09:16We told him to go and away he goes.
09:20Preference gone, gone, gone.
09:22Greens is free.
09:24All right.
09:25All right.
09:26All right.
09:35Yes, Coriander's right.
09:36It is a Trixie issue.
09:38And let's not forget the Nationals who are subject to a preference deal between the Libs
09:41and the Labs and the WAs.
09:43That's likely to see their candidates lose a few seats.
09:45Poor old Nationals.
09:47Notice even the V in their logo has turned its back on them.
09:51One way of sorting out your preference dilemma, of course, is to simply not have any.
09:55An elegant solution, the Jackie Lambie Network will be washing its hands in come Election
09:59Day.
09:59This despite the soiled hand of friendship that Labour in Tasmania are offering in preferencing
10:04Ms Lambie's party second and the upper house behind the Greens.
10:07We want the preference.
10:08Always we is looking for it.
10:10And the preference wants to go back to them, but we mustn't let them have it.
10:14Oh, wow.
10:23Chief of Staff for Jackie Lambie's Network, Dolly Norman, aren't you better off coming
10:27to some arrangement with Labour given that, like the Greens, you'd have more in common
10:31with them than the Coalition?
10:31Oh, Sean, Jackie does whatever the hell she wants.
10:35Yeah.
10:36She puts Tassie families, workers, pensioners, farmers, veterans, uni students and diggers
10:42first.
10:43And she totally fully expects the other members of the network in the other states to bloody
10:48well put the families, workers, pensioners, farmers, veterans, uni students and diggers in
10:54their states first too.
10:55Well, it's going to get a bit crowded up there in first position, though, isn't it?
10:59Van Halal!
11:02Now, Jackie recently called Corey Bernardi an a-hole.
11:08What does she mean by that?
11:12Arsehole.
11:19Jackie's also been quite vocal on the subject of political donations.
11:23Sean, Jackie is very serious about real-time disclosure of political donations.
11:29Banky moon!
11:32And I think we have footage of Jackie being serious about real-time political donations.
11:37Mr. Turnbull and Shorten, show us exactly who has given you money and how much before
11:42Election Day.
11:43I've shown you mine.
11:45Now, can you show me yours?
11:55Democracy is so overrated.
11:58Um, Sean, did you, um, did you like the music in Jackie's video?
12:02Because, um, I brung my axe and I could play a few hotlets if you like.
12:05No, no, no, that's, uh, that's fine, I'm good.
12:08Still to come, let's see, in the week.
12:20You're doing good work, Swink.
12:22To be honest, I didn't think you had it in you.
12:25I've had it in me more than you'll ever know.
12:30Pink?
12:30He's not so bad.
12:33Good coffee, though.
12:34What's your secret?
12:35Well, I, uh, sold my hair to go to barista college.
12:39They called it a witch hunt.
12:40Get it out of here.
12:41They were wrong.
12:42You tell me you ain't ever killed no one.
12:46My sister died from natural causes when she fell from that building, you bastard.
12:52A tale as curly as it is moving.
12:55The x-rays aren't good.
12:58You've got brain fever.
13:02Madam Commissioner, you're on.
13:03Wish me luck.
13:04Wish me luck.
13:08You won't need it.
13:11No.
13:12You're right.
13:14Women push their luck.
13:16Men risk theirs.
13:19Sorry, it's a quote from Oscar Wilde.
13:22Be yourself.
13:27Everyone else is taken.
13:31Sorry, I studied him too at barista college.
13:36Goodbye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Did I leave my purse in here?
13:48Yeah.
13:50Take care of it for me.
13:52I will.
13:59Enid Swink.
14:00Coming soon.
14:01Well, I don't know why he wasn't at the launch.
14:05Maybe he didn't think they were left-wing enough for him.
14:07That's why he went to Russia instead.
14:09Okay, right.
14:10Yeah, bye.
14:10See you, Corey.
14:13Now, much of the policy we've been hearing about from the main parties concerns the big
14:17city hip pockets on the coastal urban rind of this country.
14:19But what about the delectable inland fruit meat of regional Australia's heartland?
14:24Who looks after them, if not Barnaby Joyce?
14:26It's a question Scott Morrison recently answered, even though he wasn't asked it.
14:30Now, where that champion is in the Labor Party, in the Labor-Greens alliance, what is
14:34Adam Bant going to argue for rural and regional Australia, is he?
14:37I mean, the deputy treasurer under a shortened government will be Adam Bant.
14:41What role Rob Oakeshott will have and what role Tony Windsor will have is anybody's guess.
14:45I mean, I don't know who will be driving that caravan.
14:47So, Scott has no idea at all.
14:50What do you think at home?
14:51Never mind that.
14:52Why doesn't Scott Morrison stop impersonating me?
14:55You ask him a question and before he's even had time to think of an answer, he's off on
14:57some insane rant.
14:59Labor's black hole.
15:00Labor's declaring war.
15:01Labor's in bed with the Greens.
15:03Adam Bant's going to be Deputy Prime Minister.
15:05Pauline Hanson's going to be Treasurer.
15:07Derren Hinch will be Minister for Foreign Affairs.
15:09James Matheson will be Minister for Defence.
15:11Barnaby Joyce will be Minister for Agriculture.
15:13Ah, shit, that's actually happened.
15:14Labor's making promises with money that isn't there and he's made sure isn't there by producing
15:18another deficit.
15:19When he was Immigration Minister, he said he was taking the sugar off the table for people
15:22smugglers.
15:23And now as Treasurer, he's taken the bloody table as well.
15:26Casper, what are you doing in my house?
15:27Ah!
15:29Don't run away!
15:30Yes, interesting.
15:31Any response to those comments, ScoMo?
15:33Well, I'm not going to commentate on a commentator commentating on commentators.
15:38Fair enough, too.
15:39It's into the time you need to imagine how to allow what Labor may or may not do.
15:42Time now, though, for the rest of the media to cast its eye on its own eye as it watches
15:46itself.
15:47Well, people have been very critical this last week of Catter's Australian Party's Bob
15:56Catter, specifically his latest election advertisement.
15:59Now, who's seen it?
16:00Everybody, great.
16:01Now, a lot of people are saying it's in bad taste, but I mean to tell you, it's actually
16:05pretty damn good.
16:06And I know about ads because I was in this one.
16:09Let me talk you through Bob's ad, though, if I may.
16:13OK, we start off with our two antagonists, whose clothing is in homage to political cartooning
16:18that identifies them as coming from Labor and the Coalition, erecting a sign which enrages
16:22the central character, Bob Catter, played a little unconvincingly by Bob Catter.
16:28But Catter devises an elegant solution, ensuring that no foreign multinationals will be able
16:32to buy Australian assets.
16:33But in the second act, in a twist none of us saw coming, the authors put the sign back up,
16:38but Bob ingeniously thwarts their plan again, Roadrunner style, but completely rewriting
16:43the sign, careful to match the original font to give it the opposite meaning.
16:46But in the third act, there's a sudden escalation and a reaction to the sign and in a denouement
16:51that's more likely to be found in the work of Sam Peckinpah or Eli Roth.
16:55Catter's unpredictable character goes from altering the sign with a texter to murdering its authors,
17:01leaving the country safe in the hands of a trigger-happy homicidal maniac.
17:04It's daring, it's bleak, it's a triumph, and I hear it's opening the Cannes Film Festival
17:09Oh, and while we're here, we should just have a look at the very end of the ad.
17:30And if we could just freeze on that there, if only to stop that guitar playing, it says
17:36that Australia is not for sale.
17:38And I'm just wondering whether the quotation marks around not mean that Australia, in fact,
17:43is for sale.
17:45It is possible, given that they've also put them around the hour in our homeland, thus
17:48suggesting that Australia is someone else's homeland.
17:51Finally, maybe, a new-ish attack ad linking the Greens with Labour has been getting a lot
17:58of air pay lately and quite a few hits online.
18:00It's been released by a hot new music artist you may have heard of called DJ Scomo.
18:04It's hard-hitting, but it's there for all to see.
18:20I'll say, and the message is obvious, isn't it?
18:22Techno music in a political ad is a terrible idea.
18:26The video has a catchy title, though.
18:28The greening of Labour from within.
18:29For voters, though, the response is more the browning of underpants from within.
18:34And Labour's response?
18:35Well, they could have reminded everybody that the WA National Party candidate Cato Muir has
18:40stood for the Greens in every state and federal election since 2004, is being preference first
18:45by the Liberal Party, and is expected to win one of the two final seats in WA.
18:49But no, Labour were above the moral high ground they often find themselves beached upon.
18:53Instead, they resorted to that highest form of wit, the zinger, which struck its target
18:58squarely in the pants, bursting its pompous bottom.
19:01Scott Morrison should spend more time on his day job as treasurer than his night job as amateur YouTube video producer.
19:15But like Bill Zinger, the National Broadband Network is something that most of us haven't got.
19:20Labour says the government's NBN will be painfully slow because the old copper network will
19:26effectively become constipated with information.
19:29Hence the need for more fibre in our broadband to keep it moving.
19:34But our former Mr Broadband, seen here personally, out there attaching the NBN cables to our nodes,
19:40downs tools, takes off his gloves and points the finger squarely at Labour.
19:44They hopelessly mismanaged the project.
19:46And he's come up with his own Bill Shorten-esque put-down for typical Labour's big spending approach.
19:55Let's see how it registers on the old zinger-o-meter.
19:58Another example today of Shortenomics.
20:01Very short on economics.
20:04Interesting, interesting.
20:05You see, if it was me doing the joke, I'd be less partisan.
20:08Because if Shortenomics is short on economics, then Morrisonomics must be economics by these people.
20:13Now, when I want to know which electorates are the most left-leaning and right-leaning in this country,
20:25I turn to vote Compass.
20:27Because then I know that the opposite of what Vote Compass tells me is the right answer.
20:46The Queensland seat of Maranoa is actually the most right-leaning and Batman the most left-leaning.
20:51Now, there are two possible explanations for this inexcusable blunder.
20:58A magnet has got too close to the vote Compass.
21:01Maybe this insider's chick magnet.
21:05Or it's a direct result of the closure of the ABC fact-check unit.
21:08And I suspect the latter, given this recent ABC News story.
21:11Prime Minister Darren Hinch and his wife, Scarlett Johansson, have held a press conference on the German island of Sudan
21:18to announce Miss Johansson is expecting her ninth child with Mr. Hinch, the former cosmonaut and lead singer of Take That.
21:26Miss Johansson said her plans for an Abnery Union tour would now be put on hold,
21:31with the blessing of fellow band members Eric, Keith and Janet.
21:35Windy and 275 degrees in Sydney tomorrow.
21:38He led this country by the scruff of the neck until we begged for more.
21:48Oh, yes, yes.
21:51He left a great legacy behind him, particularly after he died.
21:55I remember his funeral.
21:57Dane Paddy had asked me to dance a Highland reel with her during the middle of the service.
22:01I said, no, no, I didn't think that was appropriate.
22:04And she was inconsolable, of course, but I explained to her that I'd pulled a muscle genuflecting repeatedly
22:10before Sir Robert's casket that afternoon.
22:13Anyway, she staggered off in search of drugs and what she described as a quick one with Al Grasby.
22:19And I don't blame her, really, you know.
22:21It was 1978 and Al was a very attractive man.
22:25We were all, I guess, rebelling against something or other and exploring our sexuality.
22:30It's probably why I got into politics in the first place.
22:34Yeah.
22:35She was a very attractive woman.
22:38An octogenarian.
22:41Welcome back.
22:42Well, it's perfectly natural in the lead-up to an election to ask the question,
22:45who is going to be our next Prime Minister?
22:48It's even become quite normal to ask that question six months after an election.
22:51In this country, being a Prime Minister is like one's gender,
22:55fluid and liable to change depending on the result of polling.
22:59But who are the up-and-comers on the back benches who should be groomed
23:02or at least shampooed and dewormed for the nation's top job?
23:06Well, it's hardly the sort of question for a cheap comedy show,
23:08which is fortunate because Chase is not on until 9.03.
23:11And we've gone to the trouble of putting together this new segment called...
23:16Sean McAlef, Kingmaker.
23:19So, who should we look out for on the back bench?
23:25Apart from him, obviously.
23:27Well, how about the Honourable Burt Van Mammon?
23:30This former Family First, now Liberal National Party member for Ford
23:33combines the charisma of Luke McGregor with the political nous of Attila the Hun.
23:38Whether he's asking Dorothy Dixers in an awestruck Parliament
23:41or doing zoot reviews for Woolworths, he's a man with something to say.
23:46Enjoy the fun. There'll be a great range of opening specials.
23:49He's also highly media-savvy, which is essential for a future leader.
23:53Check out whatever this is from his Facebook page.
23:56Wow.
24:14It makes Triumph of the World look like a cat video.
24:17The only kink in the armour of this political Iron Man is his consistency.
24:21Look at this clip of Burt very carefully.
24:23What a pleasure it has been to catch up with so many residents in my electorate recently.
24:30That's enough.
24:31That's enough you can only stare into the sun for so long.
24:36Now compare that with this.
24:38Hi, I'm back in Canberra this week.
24:41Now you see what I mean about consistency?
24:43Have a look again.
24:45This is outside the office, inside the office.
24:48Outside the office, inside the office, outside the office.
24:51It's that the hair, tie, lapel, mic, shirt, everything is exactly the same.
24:57Still, I'm quibbling.
24:58Mark my words, Burt Van Manen will be our next Prime Minister
25:01at either the next election or the next leadership spill, whichever comes first.
25:04And speaking of first, who better to give advice to our novice party leaders
25:09as they enter the last stretch of their first campaign
25:12than someone who's seen it all before?
25:14Do you see my glasses?
25:27Now, Bill, we're in the final weeks of another election.
25:30Bunger Fritz?
25:31No, thank you.
25:32How do you think this one will compare to all the others that you've seen?
25:36Well, it'll be very different, I think.
25:37It'll be very, very different, yes.
25:39I remember voting for Ben Chifley in 1973.
25:41He died in 1951.
25:44Well, he still would have made a more effective Prime Minister than Gough Whitlam.
25:48He didn't like Gough.
25:49Could not stand him.
25:50It's unusual to hear that on the ABC.
25:52I was glad when he disappeared off Sheviot Beach.
25:55Spirited away, they say, by a Chinese midget,
25:58or a little person, I think they like to be called today.
26:00I think you're thinking of Harold Holt.
26:02Bloody dwarves.
26:03What?
26:04You're thinking of Harold Holt?
26:05Oh, yes, Harold and I were great pals.
26:08He would often bring his lady friends around to hear of an afternoon.
26:10He was a man's man.
26:12Well, he could scarcely have sex behind his wife's back in his own home now, could he?
26:16And it would be unseemly to use the Prime Ministerial office for such purposes.
26:21He'd have to make himself scarce, though.
26:22Gwen came back early from bowls, though.
26:25She was a dwarf.
26:26But Chifley was your favourite.
26:28Oh, yes, I voted for Chifley in every election since the war, except 1945.
26:34The year he won.
26:35Yes.
26:36I mean, it's very easy to be on the winning side, Francis.
26:38It's the lost causes that are worth fighting for, the long shots.
26:42That's why I'll very, very soon be out there on the hustings,
26:45campaigning for the member for Warringah.
26:46Tony Abbott?
26:48Yes, Tony Abbott.
26:49A humble backbencher, a man who receives almost no support from his party,
26:54that rare breed of politician who doesn't know the meaning of the word ousted.
26:58Do you think that Nicky Savas' book will hurt his chances at all?
27:02I refuse to read that listening of lies and scurrilous gossip.
27:06I've got the audio book instead.
27:07I put page 23 on repeat.
27:09Is that the bit where Joe Hockey falls through the marble coffee table?
27:14Yeah, but if it's scurrilous gossip you want,
27:17I hear that Peter Credlin has been sleeping with the former director of the Liberal Party,
27:21Brian Loch Nane.
27:24Yes, but she's married to him.
27:27Yes, still though, sure.
27:30Come with me, Francis.
27:32There's something I'd like to show you.
27:35Yes, I've got my bloody glasses.
27:36Francis, if you wouldn't mind holding this for me for a moment, please.
27:40Ah, yes, here we go.
27:41Ah, there we go.
27:42Now, I got that off Gumtree from Tony himself.
27:47Two out of five gum leaf ratings.
27:49Yes, he says it's perfect for throwing through the front window of Kirribilli House.
27:52And if you look here, that fracture there,
27:54Joe Hockey's coccyx.
27:58Well, not coming up because Chase's election desk wants to start on time.
28:02Mad as hell's meat boy interviews Gerard Henderson about the ABC using footage of him out of context.
28:09They're very interested in anything, they're very interested.
28:11Ah!
28:12And Shorten not happy with bulge in trousers.
28:15I need to get a pair of socks.
28:21And finally, our political leaders have also been keen to show off their multicultural credentials this last week.
28:27As you can see, the preferred Prime Minister there sharing a meal with Malcolm Turnbull.
28:31Ah, in fact, all the major parties have been pimping themselves to the migrant communities,
28:42with both Labor and the Coalition producing election material in languages that they can't speak themselves,
28:47and Greens leader Richard Di Natale reminding us...
28:50People from this community have helped forge, ah, the nation that we enjoy today.
28:57Mmm.
28:58And if these communities have forged this nation, it's a brilliant forgery.
29:03I mean, it's fooled everybody.
29:05Goodbye.
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