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  • 5/29/2025
Taskmaster Australia S04E10

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00:00That's a shocking start.
00:04Tom!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:14Where's Tom?
00:22No!
00:24I hate you.
00:26Let me out of here!
00:38Hello, welcome to Taskmaster,
00:40or as the oldies know it,
00:42the gritty reboot of Burjo's catchphrase.
00:44Or as the youth know it,
00:46the woke remake of Hot Dogs Up Late.
00:48Or as you and I know it,
00:50the season finale.
00:52Racing towards the end of the competition for arbitrary glory
00:58and a yellow highlight around their name
01:00on this season's Wikipedia entry
01:02are Dave Hughes,
01:04Emma Holland,
01:06Lisa McHugh,
01:10Takashi Wakasugi,
01:12and Tony Little.
01:14And next to me,
01:16the guy who wasn't sure about working for Channel 10
01:18because back in the day,
01:20Cheese TV was too rude for him.
01:22It's Tom Cashman.
01:24How are you, mate?
01:26Not bad, now I've got this.
01:28Yeah, you've really committed, haven't you?
01:30Yeah.
01:31I think now people are finally going to take me seriously.
01:33Okay.
01:34Not in general.
01:35Just when I say the phrase,
01:36I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.
01:38Because most people,
01:39when they say that phrase,
01:40people think,
01:41well, they don't have a ten-foot pole.
01:43Whereas when I say it,
01:44people are going to think,
01:45I've heard he actually has one at home.
01:47It's not bad.
01:49But do you think we should start the show again
01:50without you holding it?
01:51Just in case...
01:53Just so we've got options?
01:55Awwwww!
01:57Like, seriously,
01:58don't you have any other ideas of,
01:59when I say it,
02:00just the phrase,
02:01just when I say the phrase,
02:02I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.
02:03Cause most people,
02:04when they say that phrase,
02:05people think,
02:06well, they don't have a ten-foot pole.
02:07Whereas when I say it,
02:08people are going to think,
02:10I've heard he actually has one at home.
02:11That's not bad.
02:12But do you think we should start the show again
02:13encourage him.
02:15Okay, let's have the last prize
02:17task for the season, please. Of course, our
02:19first task is a prize task. Each of our contestants
02:21have brought in a prize, and the winner of tonight's episode
02:23will take home all five of those prizes.
02:25Tonight, our contestants have brought
02:27in what they consider to be the most
02:29satisfying thing to throw into the
02:31Grand Canyon.
02:32Tommy, what have you brought in?
02:35Mine's pretty self-explanatory.
02:39Yeah, you all get it. Let's move on.
02:43I don't get it. What is it?
02:44I did the Celebrity Grand Prix, and I
02:46broke the record for most number of cars written off,
02:48and they told me
02:50I wasn't allowed to take any pieces of the cars,
02:52but because I rode off so many, they couldn't keep track
02:54of them all, so
02:54that's a bit I have, and I thought there's been plenty
02:58of scenes in movies where people have driven cars
03:00into the Grand Canyon, but
03:02no-one's just thrown a bit.
03:07Did you bring this in just so you could mention you did the
03:10Celebrity Grand Prix? Yeah, amongst other reasons,
03:12yeah. Okay.
03:13It's not that big a deal. I've done it.
03:14Have you done it? I've done it, absolutely.
03:16Lisa McKeon, have you done it? No.
03:17Okay. No.
03:18Why aren't you asking me if I've done it?
03:20Ooh.
03:21Due to your profile.
03:24She's on the way up, though.
03:25If they bring it back, she'll be in there.
03:26I'm on the way up.
03:28And I'll be waving and going,
03:29can I come for a bright?
03:30I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
03:40Waka, what did you bring in?
03:42I bought a silicon.
03:44Silicon? Okay.
03:45So, I want to put the silicon
03:47to the Grand Canyon.
03:50And wait for a few,
03:52like, 20 minutes, half an hour.
03:54And the silicon's going to get hard, right?
03:56And then,
03:58you can play Lego.
04:03So, you want to take a mould of the canyon?
04:06Yeah.
04:07And then pull it out and create a mountain range?
04:09Yeah.
04:10It's kind of cool.
04:10It's a bit f***ing weird,
04:13but it's cool.
04:16Lisa?
04:17I have a lot of manuals at home
04:20for items,
04:22you know,
04:22electronics, televisions,
04:24and I would happily throw them all
04:26into the Grand Canyon.
04:27That first one's an instruction manual
04:29for a toaster?
04:30I know, yeah.
04:32It might have some interesting functions
04:33that you might need to,
04:35and safety warnings and things,
04:37but you can get them all online now, so.
04:39You need instructions for a toaster,
04:40because, you know,
04:40sometimes it's, like, 1 to 10,
04:42and you're like,
04:42is that 10, like,
04:43high in temperature or high in time?
04:45Oh, my God, we get it.
04:46You have a rich person toaster.
04:49Well, you know,
04:50improve your comedy
04:51and you can get there, too.
04:58Dave?
04:59I brought in a big piano.
05:02It's been my wife's family
05:03for generations.
05:06Hang on.
05:07You brought in a rocking horse.
05:08Yeah, I'm getting rid of some shit,
05:10I can tell you.
05:11So, but this one...
05:12Hang on,
05:13are you just getting rid
05:13of your wife's items?
05:15Well, I could win her back
05:16if I win the episode!
05:20But, honestly,
05:21that is in our,
05:22what we call the toy room,
05:23and I want a table,
05:24tennis table in there.
05:25So, um,
05:26let's get rid of that one.
05:28So...
05:28Uh, Emma?
05:31Um, the thing I think
05:32that would be most satisfying
05:33to throw into the Grand Canyon
05:34is the evidence.
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:40Uh, the evidence of what?
05:46None of your business, mate.
05:48I feel like that's the end
05:50of a very long project.
05:52It's so satisfying
05:53just to be like,
05:54all done.
05:56Okay, well,
05:57I should give out some scores.
05:58Yes, please.
05:59Um, most of them
06:00were just using
06:00the Grand Canyon
06:01as a bin.
06:03So, starting at the bottom,
06:05I'm going to go with
06:05Tommy Little with one
06:06just for a piece of car.
06:07Yep.
06:08Uh, that he wants
06:08to throw in there.
06:09Then Lisa's two points
06:10because it's some old
06:11user manuals,
06:11and also I kind of feel
06:12like they should go
06:13in the paper bin,
06:14recycling.
06:15Three points to Husey
06:16for the piano
06:17because, again,
06:17he's just trying
06:18to get rid of some junk.
06:19But then we move
06:19into fruity territory,
06:20which is, uh,
06:21their specialty.
06:22So I'm going to give
06:23four points to Emma
06:24for trying to get rid
06:25of the evidence
06:25because it was creative.
06:26But five points to Waka
06:27because he's a fruit bat,
06:28he's going to take
06:29a mould of the entire
06:30Grand Canyon.
06:35Okay, how about
06:36before we go any further,
06:37you give us a series
06:38score update,
06:39Lesser Tom.
06:40In last place,
06:40we have Dave
06:41on 115 points.
06:42Next up,
06:43we have Lisa
06:43on 130 points.
06:44Tommy on 133.
06:46Waka's on 146.
06:47But out in front
06:48at the moment
06:48is Emma Holland
06:49with 161 points
06:50for the season.
06:54Okay, well,
06:55time to kick it off.
06:56A task, please,
06:56Lesser Tom.
06:57It's our final
06:58team task
06:58for the season.
07:13Where do we go?
07:14Where is he?
07:14Where's our Tom?
07:15Where's our Tom?
07:17Oh!
07:18Oh my God!
07:20Jesus!
07:21Shit.
07:23Oh my gosh.
07:24This is quick.
07:25This is quick.
07:26We can't mark a bow out here.
07:28Do you want me to do
07:29the aggressive?
07:30Yeah.
07:30Charge!
07:32Your charge must strike
07:34fear into your enemy.
07:35Your charge will be played
07:37back in super slow motion.
07:39Charge that most strikes
07:40fear into an enemy
07:42wins.
07:43A bonus point
07:44will be given
07:44to the most formidable enemy.
07:46You have 45 minutes.
07:47Your time starts now.
07:48You know the first thing
07:49I think of
07:50when I think of
07:50super slow motion
07:51is I think of
07:52Matt Shervington
07:53sprinting.
07:54Do you remember
07:54the package shot?
07:56That's me?
07:57You remember.
07:58I mean,
07:59do you know
07:59what we could do?
08:00What?
08:01What are you doing?
08:08Yeah.
08:09I think I want to
08:10charge something big.
08:12Global warming?
08:13Global warming.
08:14That's great.
08:15We've got an idea, Matt.
08:17None of your business.
08:20Ah!
08:21Plenty more
08:22where that came from, mate.
08:23Ah!
08:24Don't give him too much.
08:26Alright,
08:26should we do global warming?
08:27Yeah, that's a great idea.
08:28Oh, it's so boring!
08:29Oh, Tommy!
08:29Why would I have a
08:31picture of Matt Shervington now?
08:34You can still have your dick out.
08:34You can still do it.
08:35You can still do it.
08:36Let's do global warming then!
08:42Okay, so the teams are back.
08:44So we've got the aged team
08:45and the better team.
08:46Mm-hmm.
08:46And so all we're really doing
08:48is just looking for
08:48the best interpretation
08:50of what an epic charge should be.
08:53Charge that most trucks fear
08:54into an enemy wins
08:55and there's a bonus point
08:55for the most formidable enemy.
08:57Okay, which team is first?
08:58It's Waka, Emma, and Tommy.
09:00It's Waka, Emma, and Tommy.
09:00You can still do it.
09:02Ha-ha-ha.
09:17Ha-ha-ha.
09:18Ha-ha!
09:20Ha-ha-ha!
09:22Ha-ha!
09:23Ha-ha!
09:24Ha-ha-ha!
09:26Ha-ha-ha!
09:26Ha-ha-ha!
09:28I've lost my dick!
09:30I've lost my dick!
09:58Oh no. This is really making me rethink my actions.
10:14Still unhappy we went with the whole global warming thing.
10:17I think you look pretty happy.
10:19Yeah. No, this is me unhappy.
10:21Oh. Lucky man.
10:28Good to see the straightforward comedy of Tommy Little has returned.
10:34So let me get it straight.
10:35So Waka was hydroelectricity.
10:37Yep.
10:38Emma was solar power.
10:39Yeah.
10:40And Tommy was the host of Sunrise.
10:44That's a renewable. Solar. Yeah.
10:46And if I spin fast enough, it's a wind turbine.
10:51Do you think anyone watching after that will rethink their contribution to global warming?
10:55Yeah, Greta Thunberg.
10:56Yeah.
10:59How dare you!
11:04Oi, you're not usually good at impersonation, but that one...
11:08Oh my God, was that supposed to be Greta?
11:10Was that supposed to be Greta?
11:11That was meant to be, how very dare you.
11:12Oh my God, that's...
11:15Okay, so you're hydroelectricity, Waka.
11:17Water is everything, you know, very important.
11:19You make energy and I'm very happy to put water to the Tom.
11:23Yeah.
11:24You didn't to me.
11:25Oh, true.
11:26A few episodes ago, I was throwing water bombs at you.
11:28Oh, I see.
11:30It was revenge.
11:31Yeah.
11:32It was revenge that took place before the thing that you're referring to.
11:35I tried to fake Corbat.
11:36Mm.
11:37Okay.
11:38It was good.
11:39It was good.
11:40It was good.
11:41It was good.
11:42It was good.
11:43Alright, well, we might need to improve our fortifications and garrison some more archers.
11:47We'll take a break and see you back in the stronghold after this.
12:04Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're in the midst of our final team task.
12:08That's right.
12:09Our contestants in teams are giving us their most fear-inspiring charge.
12:12Tommy, Waka and Emma just did one to end global warming.
12:16Now, it's Lisa and Dave's turn.
12:23What's going on?
12:24Sit down, mate.
12:25Sit down.
12:26Five minutes and 30 seconds left.
12:27Yeah, come on.
12:28Sit down.
12:29See on that.
12:30No, that would hurt.
12:31No, get off that.
12:32You pretend to be ineffectual.
12:34You pretend to be weak.
12:37You pretend to be no threat.
12:39Wraith not?
12:40Sure.
12:41You're gonna cop it.
12:42What have I done?
12:43Come on, I've got three minutes.
12:44Let's go.
12:45But you know what, Tom?
12:46No.
12:47You're not our biggest enemy.
12:49The real enemy will be revealed to you and everyone else.
12:55Look, Tom.
12:57It's the other Tom.
12:59You, who are meant to protect him, will be powerless when we...
13:04We're running out of time.
13:05We're really running out of time.
13:06We're gonna go.
13:07I'm just laughing at my face.
13:08I know.
13:09Ahhhh!
13:10Ahhhh!
13:11Ahhhh!
13:12Ahhhh!
13:13Ahhhh!
13:14Ahhhh!
13:15Ahhhh!
13:16Ahhhh!
13:17Ahhhh!
13:18Ahhhh!
13:19Ahhhh!
13:20Ahhhh!
13:21Ahhhh!
13:22Ahhhh!
13:23Ahhhh!
13:24Ahhhh!
13:25Ahhhh!
13:26Ahhhh!
13:27Ahhhh!
13:28Ahhhh!
13:29Ahhhh!
13:30Ahhhh!
13:31Ahhhh!
13:32Ahhhh!
13:33Ahhhh!
13:34Ahhhh!
13:35Ahhhh!
13:36Okay, it's time to blow him!
13:37It's time!
13:38Get out of the way!
13:39It's time!
13:40You don't want to go down with him!
13:41It's gonna happen!
13:42Three!
13:43Two!
13:44One!
13:45Three!
13:46Ahhhh!
13:47Ahhhh!
13:48Ahhhh!
13:49The thing you're hanging it.
13:50Ohhhhh!
13:58You're good.
14:00Okay.
14:01Cheers!
14:12We need another ten episodes. We're just warming up, baby.
14:15I think the bald was an inspired choice. I think you look great.
14:19You looked like Eminem in 8 Mile.
14:24That's a very popular recording artist.
14:27The more you...
14:28It felt like a bit of a personal attack on me, too.
14:34Did you not stop to think that you were making the enemy
14:37the person who was going to judge the task?
14:40Yeah, but really it was a compliment to you.
14:42Ah.
14:45So, I've got to judge this. I'm looking for the greatest charge.
14:48Charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins.
14:51OK. Well, I mean, I watched two of them,
14:53and I must say, seeing two people in their 50s just run towards you is frightening.
15:00And also, watching two people with really high profiles
15:03who don't even need to be on this program...
15:05..acting in such a desperate fashion...
15:09..is fear-inducing.
15:11..I'm worried it might be my future.
15:14And also, I'm just not that intimidated by Shervo.
15:19So I'm going to go 5-5-3-3-3.
15:21OK.
15:23You're amazing.
15:24You did it.
15:25You were amazing.
15:26You also need one bonus point for most formidable enemy.
15:29Well, so it's either me or global warming?
15:31Yeah.
15:32That's easy. It's me.
15:33OK.
15:34Yeah!
15:37Because as we all know, global warming's a hoax.
15:41It's not even real!
15:42All right, what's the score for the episode?
15:48Well, Tommy's in last place with four points,
15:50but can you believe it?
15:51Dave's out in front on nine points!
15:52Oh, my God!
15:54Let's go!
15:56Call me Blunt, but all I can think to say is...
15:59Task!
15:59OK, Mr Blunt, it's time to get small.
16:01How are you, Tom Tom?
16:17How are you?
16:17How are you?
16:19I'm OK.
16:20That's good news.
16:22Plain.
16:24Nothing.
16:25Well?
16:26Task.
16:27Yeah?
16:28I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:30Please.
16:32Complete the tiny worded task.
16:35There are 50 other tasks around the house.
16:39The tiny worded task is somewhere in the house.
16:42And it will be obvious what it is.
16:45For reference, this is a normal-sized worded task.
16:50If you open an incorrect task before moving on...
16:52You must do what it asks of you using a tiny voice.
16:55Fastest win.
16:57Your time starts now.
16:59This looks like a tiny task right here.
17:04This is not the task.
17:06Discipline yourself in the tiny voice before continuing.
17:09You have to discipline yourself in the tiny voice.
17:11You don't have to read the task in a tiny voice.
17:14He better.
17:15Dickhead.
17:19So I'm good, yeah.
17:20So keep moving.
17:20Keep moving.
17:24OK, so you have to find the tiny worded task...
17:26Yep.
17:26...and then follow the instructions of any other task you happen to find along the way.
17:30And open, yes.
17:31OK.
17:32All right, Cashman, in the spirit of the task, introduce it with a tiny number of words.
17:36Emma, Tommy, Dave, go.
17:40Oh, no.
17:42What?
17:42There's heaps.
17:43There's 50?
17:44There's 50.
17:45Here we go.
17:47Nag yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
17:50Loser, loser, loser.
17:52Will you ever be a winner, winner, winner?
17:54This is not the task.
17:56Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice.
17:57You're a piece of shit, Emma.
18:01This is not the task.
18:02Criticise yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:05The reading doesn't have to be in the tiny voice.
18:07But it can be, right?
18:08It can be.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Even your tiny voice sucks, you little man.
18:11Tiny little man with a tiny little cock.
18:13Decry yourself.
18:15Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:18This is always the same task.
18:20Is it anywhere in the house?
18:22Not just in here?
18:23I can move.
18:23I'm going to move.
18:24Not that bit of the house.
18:26This way.
18:27The bit that we film in.
18:28I don't know where we film.
18:31Oh!
18:31I'm not even going to open these ones.
18:33I think it might be this one.
18:34I'm going to value myself.
18:35I'm going to pay six Australian dollars.
18:38Scold yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:40You are a loser.
18:43They're rights on the internet.
18:45Demigrate yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:48Maybe if you're more regular with your skincare routine, you wouldn't get eczema as much.
18:53Lambast yourself in your tiny little voice before continuing.
18:56You have BDR.
18:58Jesus Christ, this is bad for my self-esteem.
19:02You suck at being a human.
19:03You've never made anyone proud of you in your life.
19:05You have testicles weird.
19:07Your feet have fungus.
19:08You've made many people miserable, especially in the bedroom.
19:11There's no way I'm going to get through all 50.
19:13Oh my God.
19:13Your arms are too thin.
19:15You should have stuck with accounting.
19:16What a total waste of oxygen you are.
19:21If you carried a knife right now, you'd look like Chucky.
19:24You're doing crap at this and you're going to get another last place.
19:27Just think, breathe, after all the self-criticism.
19:33I don't think it's helped, mate.
19:35I'm going to talk myself up.
19:37You can do this.
19:38Believe in yourself.
19:42Thanks, Dave.
19:44Is that it?
19:45This is not the task.
19:47Revile yourself in a tiny voice.
19:48You always look so smug.
19:51But it's because I have reason to.
19:55What?
19:55I pride yourself in your tiny voice.
19:59Well done.
20:08After all that criticism, all I had to do was talk myself up.
20:13What happened?
20:13Thanks, Tommy.
20:14I don't understand.
20:16You completed the task.
20:19Okay.
20:20Thank you, Tom.
20:21I appreciate it.
20:23I can do it.
20:24I did it.
20:25I did it.
20:26Well.
20:27I get it, man.
20:30Tell you what.
20:33I thought it was a great insight into your internal monologues.
20:36You all had a lot to say about yourselves.
20:38What were you inspired by, Tommy?
20:40I had a lot to work with.
20:41So I think I just started at the top and worked my way down and picked a bin salt for each
20:48bit of the body.
20:50So, Dave, it genuinely seemed like you went to a bit of a dark place.
20:55Are you okay?
20:56I worked through some issues and, um, I've got some more Dave Hughes quotes.
21:00Oh, God.
21:02Yucky, yucky, yucky, that's you.
21:08Your skin is so easily sunburned.
21:10You never did get to six foot in height, just like your auntie said.
21:17So, Emma, I'm glad you said that smugness wasn't an insult, by the way.
21:20No, smugness was an insult, but then she followed that up by saying that she has a reason to
21:24feel smug.
21:24I still don't understand what's just happened.
21:26So, basically, your time ended when you bigged yourself up.
21:30Yeah, you just had to talk yourself up after talking yourself down so long.
21:33It's pretty simple.
21:34But where was that written?
21:35In the tiny word of task.
21:36Yeah.
21:36So, what were the times?
21:38So, Tommy, it took you 10 minutes and 40 seconds to complete the task.
21:42Tommy completed it because he thought the word upbraid had a different meaning.
21:46Upbraid means to find fault with or scold.
21:48Emma completed the task in 13 minutes and 3 seconds.
21:51Hughesy took 30 minutes and 7 seconds.
21:54Okay.
21:56Let's move on.
21:59We've still got a tiny task to find.
22:01Next up is Lisa.
22:02Your time starts now.
22:05Was that there before?
22:10Oh.
22:11Oh, my God.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:14A false wall.
22:16You might need a magnifying glass.
22:18Big up yourself.
22:20You deserve it.
22:21Fastest wins.
22:23Your time started when you entered the room.
22:27Big up yourself.
22:29I don't understand.
22:31What does that mean, Tom?
22:32Big up yourself.
22:34Like, big yourself up.
22:35Like, make yourself bigger?
22:37Yeah, in an emotional sense.
22:38Oh, okay.
22:39So, I can just do that now.
22:40So, I can just kind of go, I'm bigger.
22:42Thanks, Lisa.
22:45Thanks, Lisa.
22:46Is it over?
22:48What?
22:49It was just starting to get good.
22:52That's it.
22:53Really?
22:53Thanks, Lisa.
22:54There's no more.
22:54Okay.
22:56Oh, big up yourself.
23:02I still don't understand.
23:04Well, you found the task straight away, but then you wasted valuable seconds before you
23:11big upped yourself.
23:12Did you not know what the expression to big up yourself means or was it because it lacked
23:16context because you hadn't said anything bad about yourself yet?
23:19That one.
23:20Because I didn't see any of the tiny tasks, really.
23:22So, you didn't open one tiny task?
23:24No.
23:24You're so humble, you don't even know what big up yourself means.
23:28I've never heard, like, I know the term of, like, up yourself.
23:32Yeah.
23:32But I've never heard anybody say big up yourself.
23:34I feel like she's never been up herself.
23:36I'm up myself.
23:37Say something about yourself that's good.
23:39What's something you like about yourself?
23:41Oh, there's so much.
23:42I'm a really great mum.
23:44I'm a great friend.
23:45Even after that, my favourite way to big up yourself now is going, I'm bigger.
23:57Well, I think that we need to know how well Lisa did.
23:59So, Lisa read the task in one minute and 23 seconds after entering the room, but because
24:04she didn't understand what big up yourself meant, it took her three minutes and 22 seconds
24:08to complete the task.
24:09Still pretty good.
24:11Really happy with that.
24:12All right, time for an ad break.
24:14What's been on your living room wall this whole time that you haven't noticed?
24:17And why did the eyes on that painting just move?
24:20Back soon.
24:33Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster.
24:36Now, don't be sad.
24:37It's nearly over.
24:38Be happy that it happened.
24:40Where are we, Lisa Tom?
24:42We're in the middle of a task.
24:43Our contestants had to find a tiny worded task printed on very big paper, then follow
24:48its instructions to big themselves up.
24:50Lisa, so far, is the only person to have found this task.
24:53Next up, will Wakka be pulling a shaka in this one?
24:57Hi, Tom Tom.
24:58Hi, Wakka.
25:01A little change.
25:02Did you see that?
25:03I told you I already feel something strong power from there.
25:12Fair enough.
25:12Something there.
25:13All right.
25:13Can I open this one?
25:14Yes, please.
25:15Your time starts now.
25:18All right.
25:18So this is a normal size task.
25:20That's normal.
25:20And this is a big one.
25:22I don't have to open, right?
25:23I can touch.
25:24I don't have to open.
25:24You know, I just, I can tell the size.
25:2650, 50.
25:27Okay, this is one.
25:28I can't find that.
25:29That's small.
25:29But it's not the smallest, I can tell.
25:32You're looking for a tiny worded task.
25:34Tiny words.
25:36So maybe this task has a small tiny word.
25:43All right.
25:45I'm the man in the house.
25:47It will be obvious.
25:50Okay, that's it.
25:50It will be obvious.
25:52So I might fall down this.
25:56Do you see it?
25:56Do you see it here too?
25:59Okay.
26:00Very confusing.
26:02Somewhere in the house.
26:04Do you have any, like, house, small house toy or something like that?
26:08House toy.
26:10Small house.
26:12Small house.
26:15There's no house.
26:16There's no house.
26:17Moo.
26:19Moo?
26:19Moo.
26:20I just say moo.
26:21Why?
26:22There's no meaning.
26:23Oh.
26:24I think now is the time I should open.
26:26One.
26:27I think there's some hint there.
26:29So I'm going to open this.
26:30Okay?
26:30Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:38Is this?
26:41Is this tiny?
26:43Tiny word?
26:44You got yourself.
26:49You deserve it.
26:51Oh, okay.
26:51All right.
26:53I'm strong.
26:54All right.
26:54I'm strong.
27:01Now, just to be clear, we'll all remember, Waka, that portrait has been freaking you out
27:05for the whole series.
27:07I know.
27:08Every time you walk into that room and see that picture, it freaks you out.
27:11Why is that?
27:12Because it's a pressure.
27:13A lot of pressure.
27:14You have to, you know, your eyes, like, you have to be good.
27:17You have to be funny.
27:18You almost found it straight away.
27:19You pointed at it.
27:20Yeah.
27:20You felt the energy.
27:22I was sending you vibes through the picture and you didn't pick it up.
27:27Yeah.
27:28I should believe myself more.
27:31Well, I feel like that's been happening to you throughout the series.
27:34You're such a lateral thinker that if something just, if you deem it too obvious, so you just
27:39don't go for it.
27:40That's taskmaster disease.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Well, I feel like we need a time, and, because, I mean, I still don't really know where they
27:52all land.
27:53Well, I'll tell you one time.
27:54Waka noticed the tiny worded task in five seconds, but took 19 minutes and 14 seconds
28:01to complete it.
28:02So, one point to Dave, two points to Waka, three to Emma, four to Tommy, and Lisa wins
28:11the task with five points.
28:13I know, and she must be really happy.
28:14All right.
28:15This train's rolling on.
28:17Give me another.
28:18The next task is about comfort zones.
28:20For example, my comfort zone is zone three.
28:22What about theirs?
28:23Come in.
28:44Hello.
28:47Hello.
28:48Oh, this is lovely.
28:50Oh.
28:52Cozy.
28:53Coffee.
28:54Yum.
28:55Hot chocolate.
28:56Vegan.
28:57There is milk powder in the cocoa, so I don't think you can drink it, unfortunately.
29:03It's aggressive.
29:04Little feathers.
29:06I put it here, in case.
29:11Get out of your comfort zone.
29:13Most out of their comfort zone wins.
29:16Your out of comfort zone must not endanger your life.
29:20You have 20 minutes.
29:22Your time starts now.
29:24Don't drink that.
29:26Don't drink that.
29:27I mean, the cow's already milked, isn't it?
29:29So, this gets me out of my comfort zone for a start.
29:35Oh, God, that's tasty.
29:37I haven't been out of my comfort zone.
29:39So, it's pretty simple.
29:44You've just got to get out of your comfort zone.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Okay, so, were you out of your comfort zone having a hot chocolate that had milk powder
29:50in the chocolate, but not the milk?
29:52Yeah, I've been a vegan for six years now.
29:54I don't know if I've told you.
29:56No.
29:57And so, that is, yeah, I'm disappointed.
30:00But now that you've done that, you might as well just go back.
30:02No, no.
30:03No, just don't worry about it.
30:04No, I once had a bucket of KFC in that six-year period, but...
30:07That was only once.
30:10With one bucket.
30:11One bucket.
30:13A bucket, it's such a funny slip-up.
30:17Oh, well, I might just have 40 chickens.
30:22Alright, comfort zones are being stepped out of.
30:24Who's first?
30:25Based on her name, she's more comfortable competing in mixed martial arts, the electronic kind.
30:29It's E-MMA.
30:31It's Emma.
30:32I don't like being cold and wet.
30:35Okay.
30:35Like, acting, performing a monologue is out of my comfort zone.
30:39Maybe I could perform a monologue wet.
30:41A wet monologue?
30:42Yeah, I could perform a wet monologue.
30:47It's been five years since my last letter from him.
30:50I can't watch this.
30:51Five years since I heard anything.
30:55A sentence, a letter, a whisper.
31:01Sometimes I wish he was just dead.
31:03It'd make things so much easier.
31:05I wouldn't have to imagine him with another woman.
31:08I wouldn't have to imagine him living the life he's living now without me.
31:13I wanted to marry him, you know.
31:16I wanted it all.
31:18I wanted the kids.
31:20A house with two French doors.
31:23And yet here I am.
31:26Scared.
31:26Alone.
31:28So wet.
31:32When he gave me that ring, he said it was forever.
31:35I guess he didn't think about forever when he died on that battlefield.
31:39And I guess this is what it means to be a woman.
31:42During the war time.
31:43I hate you.
31:47Thanks so much.
31:48Yeah, I'll see you later.
31:50Oh, that was beautiful.
31:54Wonderful, right?
31:54You've got me in.
31:55So you're giving a monologue that's out of your comfort zone.
31:57Is that real?
31:58I'm genuinely crying because I could not watch that.
32:02But you're a stand-up comedian.
32:04You do monologues for a living.
32:05No, it's the sincerity of it.
32:07Oh, okay.
32:07I don't think I'm very good at acting.
32:10Like, stand-up's different.
32:11So it was really hard for you to watch yourself acting, pretty much.
32:14Yeah.
32:15While sitting next to Lisa McKeown, who's really good at it.
32:17And I'm nearly crying because I thought it was so good.
32:20Oh, my God.
32:21I know this isn't relevant either, but it was also really fun for me.
32:27All right, time for a break.
32:29BBSYB.
32:30Be back soon, you backers.
32:37Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're halfway wet, some are getting wet, some
32:49are doing the wetting.
32:50Everyone's uncomfortable.
32:52That's right.
32:52We've asked our contestants to temporarily vacate their comfort zones.
32:56Next up, it's our two most likely to make a little noise when uncomfortable, because
32:59they're a bit older.
33:00It's Dave and Lisa.
33:02Is there a river?
33:04No.
33:04We've got a river.
33:05There's a lake.
33:07They're calling me those ducks.
33:11You think?
33:11Listen.
33:13Come, Husey.
33:14Come.
33:15You can do this.
33:16I'm in an environment that I don't know.
33:19I could go bush.
33:21Just go into the trees.
33:27Do the ducks have any thoughts on what's happening here?
33:30The ducks are into it.
33:32Wow.
33:32Never been back here.
33:33This is kind of cool.
33:34This tree fell down.
33:34I mean, I'm not quite sure where to go when we make it over the other side.
33:38Is it okay?
33:42I'm out of here.
33:43I'm coming for the ducks.
33:47Come.
33:48Do you think it would be bad to write on the side of the tree like Lisa was here?
33:51Is it cold?
33:54It's cold.
33:55It's tasty though.
33:58I've got a couple of things in my pocket that just in case we needed anything.
34:02How much stuff do you have in your pocket?
34:04Well, I just bring it just in case I need it for any of the tasks.
34:08I think I've won this challenge.
34:09You think?
34:10I'm calling it.
34:11I won the challenge.
34:14What did you write?
34:15I just wrote Lisa was here.
34:17Should we leave a balloon?
34:18Maybe.
34:18This is how I feel like Mr Darcy.
34:20I can't imagine the women getting quite heavy right now.
34:27Oh, shit.
34:29I just lost my tape measure.
34:30You okay?
34:31Yeah, no, it's all good.
34:32Stuck.
34:33Just, I'm a bit stuck.
34:34All right, I'll see you.
34:35Thanks, Lisa.
34:36So, Lisa, for this whole series, have you had things in your pockets?
34:45Yeah, every morning I'd arrive at the house and I'd load up.
34:49I'd scour everything and I'd stuff my pockets.
34:52And it did occasionally come in handy as well.
34:55Do you have any examples?
34:56It didn't come in handy then.
34:58Yeah, so how are you outside your comfort zone?
35:00You don't like bushwalking or something?
35:01Yeah, I was kind of thinking that maybe I'd go and find something adventurous.
35:06And then you wanted to write Lisa was here?
35:09Well, just to leave proof that I'd been there.
35:11I mean, we were a long way.
35:12We went bush a bit.
35:14We were kind of on the borders.
35:15It was getting dangerous where we were.
35:17You know, like with a lot of snakes and...
35:19The place we went couldn't be more than 40 metres from the...
35:22Yeah.
35:22It was still really, really dangerous.
35:28It was dark.
35:29It was wet.
35:30It was slippery.
35:31It was dark.
35:31It was wet.
35:32Tom was there.
35:34So, Husey, what were you thinking?
35:36Is surfing outside your comfort zone?
35:39Yeah, there's a backstory to it.
35:41I dislocated my shoulder recently in a horrendous surfing accident at the Gold Coast.
35:46And so I needed to get back into the surf to not let the ocean beat me.
35:52Well, I think to be fair, I think you've really happened upon something there.
35:55Because you were, you know, surfing's outside your comfort zone.
35:58But also, it was pretty cold.
36:00Yeah.
36:00I drank quite a bit of that lake.
36:03It's probably a good time just to check in with this season's E. coli levels in that lake.
36:08Yeah, they're still sitting at unnaturally high.
36:11So you were paddling around in a lake full of shit.
36:15Yeah.
36:15And it was really cold.
36:16Yeah, absolutely.
36:17I think you did a great job.
36:18I think, I mean, it's...
36:19Come on!
36:23It did not sound comfortable.
36:25All right, whose misery do we get to revel in next?
36:27Suffering an awful accident.
36:29Waka.
36:38What's happened here?
36:42Oh.
36:45Is that an eye?
36:49I suppose you can't really answer me.
36:51You've got a ball in your mouth.
36:54Probably time to blink.
36:56Eyes been open for quite a while.
36:58Yeah.
36:58This is a test master.
37:07Sometimes it makes me crazy.
37:11And I have no idea what I'm doing.
37:14Okay.
37:14The wonderful world of Waka.
37:25Thank you so much.
37:27Okay.
37:27Were you outside your comfort zone?
37:28Or is this another case of you suffering from taskmaster disease?
37:32Yeah, that's big part of taskmaster disease.
37:36But I kind of like it.
37:38In what way were you outside your comfort zone?
37:40So I tried to do something very uncomfortable thing.
37:44Like weird, something scary.
37:47You know, something that watching the show on the TV with family.
37:50Like, oh, why are we watching something?
37:52Oh.
37:52So you were just trying to give a bizarre performance that's outside your comfort zone.
37:57Yeah.
37:57But the problem is, everyone's seen the whole series and you've been doing bizarre performances
38:00throughout the whole thing.
38:03I'm not sure that one stood out.
38:04To me, that seems like regulation waka to me.
38:08I wish that task could be in the fast episode.
38:12Okay.
38:13All right.
38:14This wet bacteria bush eye task reminds me I need a hydrologist, gastronomist, environmentalist,
38:20optometrist check-up.
38:22We'll be back after the break.
38:27Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:39It's a bit sad, but we're nearly at the end of our final proper task for the season.
38:43Yes, it's a space that's usually so comfortable, but the task is for everyone to get out of
38:46their comfort zones.
38:47Finally, the one that was definitely most uncomfortable for me, it's Tommy Little.
38:53Out of my comfort zone is the opposite to most people.
38:55I can't spend any time in a relationship.
38:58Why is that?
38:59Ah, that still doesn't seem to work for me.
39:02Emotional intimacy.
39:03That's terrifying.
39:04Mm.
39:05I'm terrified of singing.
39:06I'm a shocking singer.
39:07Ooh.
39:08I don't think I've ever earnestly tried to do my best singing.
39:13I'm going to write a song and I'm going to sing it to you.
39:14Okay.
39:15Go, Tom Cashman, and return as my wife.
39:17I just wanted to tell you that I know we've been through a lot, but I still love you as
39:38much as the day that we're first met.
39:42Thanks for saying that.
39:42I've never met a woman like you before.
39:48Oh.
39:50Come on.
39:51I've never met a woman like you before.
39:54I thought my heart was closed, but you opened that door, because I'm committed to being committed.
40:04We sit on the couch, yeah, we don't do much.
40:07I tend to slouch and you no longer brush.
40:11It's been ten years since I said I do.
40:14And now you don't shut the door when you poo, but I'm committed to being committed to you.
40:22I love you, Tom.
40:24And I love you, Sandra.
40:30Thanks for that.
40:31Thank you for that.
40:37I feel like we need to talk about your costume less of a time.
40:41Talk me through it.
40:42You're upstairs.
40:43You've got your dress-up box.
40:45What are you thinking?
40:46Well, you're just seeing what's there, and I've dressed up as a woman a few times on this show.
40:50We all remember.
40:51Yeah.
40:52And you're trying to choose different stuff, I guess, and then I guess you realise that some of the best stuff you've already used, and yeah.
41:00I was in the zone ready for my wife to come out, and I'll be honest, it f***ing threw me.
41:06I actually think that, Tom, you were way outside your comfort zone, but less of a time, I think you were well inside yours.
41:16Well inside.
41:17All right, I should give out some points here, yeah?
41:22Yes, please.
41:22Okay, well, it's just a question of who was the furthest outside their comfort zone.
41:27I think Lisa McKeown's full of s***, so she gets one.
41:31You just went for a little wander in the bush and emptied your pockets.
41:34Let's be honest.
41:35Two points goes to Waka, because it was just the wacky world of Waka, and I don't really know what was happening.
41:40Three points to Emma, because it was a really good monologue, and you were literally uncomfortable, because you were wet.
41:45Four points to Tommy Little, because I think he was genuinely outside his comfort zone.
41:49But five points, because, I mean, he was literally outside his comfort zone, because he was cold, swimming in a lake of s***.
41:55Hughesy, five points.
42:00And in terms of episode scores, it's taken until episode 10, but Dave's finally in with a chance of winning one.
42:06He's out in front on 15 points.
42:11Okay, with the last time that Lesser Tom will be dressed as a woman behind us, let's get up on stage and do the live task.
42:19Lesser Tom, please commence proceedings.
42:25I'll ask Dave to read this task.
42:28Fly a paper plane through this...
42:32Bladeless?
42:33Flu, is that what it's called?
42:34Fan.
42:34Fan.
42:37Each paper plane you make must have a name, and you must say it when it commences flight.
42:43You must remain on your mat, and you cannot move your mat.
42:46Fastest wins.
42:46A bonus point will be given to the best-named plane.
42:50Let the plane-making commence.
42:52Okay.
42:56Emma's going with a multiple-page strategy.
43:00All right.
43:01Victory!
43:05Wingerman!
43:07Big Bird!
43:10Michael the Chainsaw Garrison.
43:14Hughesy's hopes.
43:15Hughesy's hopes have been dashed.
43:19Simple plane.
43:24That just looked like one fold in a few bits of paper.
43:27Vigangela.
43:30Angel.
43:32Little Bird.
43:35Multiple pages, fold it in half.
43:37Fold it in half, yep.
43:39Emma seems to be teaching Dave Hughes how to make a paper plane.
43:41All that goes is Amelia.
43:44Hughesy's heroes.
43:45Them.
43:48Tommy's first.
43:49Tommy's true.
43:51First.
43:52Whoa!
43:54Amelia.
43:56Oh, that was Amelia Earhart.
43:58Did you crash?
43:59Yeah.
44:00Yep, perfect, perfect.
44:01And they do that on the other side.
44:02An episode of PlaySchool is happening on the left there.
44:06Thunderbird.
44:08Poor.
44:09Oh!
44:10Oh!
44:12Okay, I'm now copying you.
44:14Oh!
44:16Emma.
44:18Woo!
44:18Oh!
44:21Come on.
44:23Training effort.
44:24Training effort.
44:28Yeah!
44:30That's true.
44:31Woo!
44:32Woo!
44:33Woo!
44:33Woo!
44:34Woo!
44:34Woo!
44:35Woo!
44:35Woo!
44:36Woo!
44:36Woo!
44:37Woo!
44:37Woo!
44:37Woo!
44:38Woo!
44:38Woo!
44:39Woo!
44:40Woo!
44:40Woo!
44:41Woo!
44:41Woo!
44:41Woo!
44:42Woo!
44:42Woo!
44:42Woo!
44:43Woo!
44:43Flamingo!
44:43Yay!
44:44Yay!
44:45Yes!
44:46Lisa's come third.
44:47Red!
44:47Woo!
44:48Oh, let's go!
44:49Woo!
44:49Woo!
44:50Woo!
44:50Woo!
44:51That's the end of the task.
44:52Woo!
44:52Woo!
44:53Woo!
44:53Woo!
44:54Woo!
44:54All right, you'll have to fold up your anticipation, because we'll be back with a winner after
44:58this.
44:58Woo!
44:59Woo!
44:59Woo!
44:59Woo!
45:00Woo!
45:00Woo!
45:01Woo!
45:01Woo!
45:02Woo!
45:02Woo!
45:02Woo!
45:03Woo!
45:04Woo!
45:04Woo!
45:04Woo!
45:05Woo!
45:08Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster.
45:14We're down to the wire here.
45:16Lesser Tom, take us through some scores for that live task, please.
45:20Before I do that, I'd love a bonus point from you for the best-named plane.
45:24Team effort.
45:25OK.
45:29So in that case, Waka gets one point, two for Emma, three for Lisa,
45:33Dave gets five points, along with Tommy, who won the task, with also five points.
45:39So who wins the episode?
45:41Incredibly.
45:42He's done it with 20 points.
45:44Dave wins the episode.
45:46Congratulations, Dave.
45:48Go get your chuckable prizes.
45:56Well, what have we learned?
45:58We learned we can fix climate change if we just run at it hard enough.
46:02We learned that Waka has great searching skills, but poor doing-something skills.
46:06And once again, we learned what Tom Cashman looks like as a woman.
46:11But most of all, we learned that finally, Dave is our winner.
46:15Congrats!
46:16There it is, another season almost back in the sheds.
46:33We've had desperate singles and awkward mingles.
46:36The van keys were lost and the perfect level of sus was found.
46:40Waka pierced his weenus, and Tommy fulfilled his wish of getting a bigger penis.
46:46Lisa McCune went from Australia's darling to Australia's loosest unit.
46:51Emma Holland campaigned for more titties on kids' TV.
46:55And Dave Hughes was also here.
46:57And let's not forget Tommy Liddell's wise words.
47:05And that means there's only one more thing to do here.
47:09Lesser Tom, it's your time to shine.
47:12Here are the overall series scores.
47:15In fifth place, but with a place in all of our hearts on 132 points, it's Dave Hughes.
47:20In fourth place, the other half of the A-team on 145 points, it's Lisa McCune.
47:30He's committed to being committed to third place on 149, it's Tommy Liddell.
47:37On 154 points, and this season's runner-up, it's Takashi Wakasugi.
47:42Meaning, of course, that the winner of Castmaster Season 4 on an incredible 172 points, it's Emma Holland.
47:57Congratulations.
48:05And that's it.
48:07Congratulations, Emma, the winner of this whole season.
48:09Good night.
48:42My friend.
48:45Do you have to be so far away?
48:47I'll be a minute.
48:50Do you reckon it's a crime for me to be good at everything?
48:54I'm African, you can't run from me.
48:56There's a lot of audio in this show, dude.
48:59Let's go for broke.
49:01I've got it completely under control.
49:03I'm going to bash you, Tom.
49:09That's what you get for being a dick.
49:11Hey, Tom.
49:12You suck.
49:13I'm happy.
49:14I'm happy, Tom.
49:14I'll be right back.
49:17I'll be right back.
49:17I'm not going to ask if I can write my own family.
49:18I'll speak for you when I won't see a deal.
49:18I'll be right back right there.
49:25I'll probably be right back.
49:31I'll be right back.
49:33I'll be right back.
49:33I'll be right back.