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00:00That's a shocking start!
00:04Tom!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:14Where's Tom?
00:22Ah! No!
00:24I hate you.
00:26Let me out of here!
00:38Hello, welcome to Taskmaster,
00:40or as the oldies know it,
00:42the gritty reboot of Burjo's catchphrase.
00:44Or as the youth know it,
00:46the woke remake of Hot Dogs Up Late.
00:48Or as you and I know it,
00:50the season finale!
00:52Woo!
00:54Racing towards the end
00:56of the competition for arbitrary glory
00:58and a yellow highlight
01:00around their name on this season's
01:02Wikipedia entry are
01:04Dave Hughes!
01:06Emma Holland!
01:08Lisa McCune!
01:10Takashi Wakasugi!
01:12And Tommy Little!
01:14And next to me, the guy who wasn't sure about working for Channel 10
01:22because back in the day,
01:24Cheese TV was too rude for him.
01:26It's Tom Cashman.
01:28How are you, mate?
01:30Not bad, now I've got this.
01:32Yeah, you've really committed, haven't you?
01:34Yeah.
01:36I think now people are finally going to take me seriously.
01:38Okay.
01:40Not in general.
01:42Just when I say the phrase,
01:44I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.
01:46Because most people, when they say that phrase,
01:50people think, well, they don't have a ten-foot pole.
01:52Whereas when I say it,
01:54people are going to think,
01:56I've heard he actually has one at home.
01:58It's not bad.
02:00But do you think we should start the show again
02:02without you holding it, just in case?
02:04Just so we've got options?
02:10Like, seriously, don't encourage him.
02:12Okay, let's have the last prize task for the season, please.
02:16Of course, our first task is a prize task.
02:18Each of our contestants have brought in a prize.
02:20And the winner of tonight's episode
02:22will take home all five of those prizes.
02:24Tonight, our contestants have brought in
02:26what they consider to be
02:28the most satisfying thing to throw into the Grand Canyon.
02:32Ooh. Tommy, what have you brought in?
02:34Uh, mine's pretty self-explanatory.
02:38Yeah, you all get it. Let's move on.
02:40I don't get it. What is it?
02:42I did the Celebrity Grand Prix
02:44and I broke the record for most number of cars written off.
02:48And they told me I wasn't allowed to take any pieces of the cars,
02:52but because I rode off so many, they couldn't keep track of them all.
02:54So, that's a bit I have.
02:56And I thought there's been plenty of scenes in movies
02:58where people have driven cars, like, into the Grand Canyon,
03:01but no-one's just thrown a bit.
03:07Did you bring this in just so you could mention
03:09you did the Celebrity Grand Prix?
03:10Yeah, amongst other reasons, yeah.
03:12OK. It's not that big a deal. I've done it.
03:14Have you done it?
03:15I've done it, absolutely.
03:16Lisa McKeon, have you done it?
03:17No. OK.
03:18No.
03:19Why aren't you asking me if I've done it?
03:20Ooh.
03:21Uh, due to your profile.
03:24She's on the way up though.
03:25If they bring it back, she'll be in there.
03:27I'm on the way up.
03:28And I'll be waving and going,
03:29can I come for a right?
03:32I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
03:34Uh, Waka, what did you bring in?
03:41Yes. I bought a silicone.
03:44Silicone? OK.
03:46So I want to put the silicone to the Grand Canyon.
03:50And wait for a few, like, 20 minutes, half an hour.
03:54And the silicone is going to get hard, right?
03:57And then...
04:00You can play Lego.
04:02So you want to take a mould of the canyon.
04:06Yeah.
04:07And then pull it out and create a mountain range.
04:09Yeah.
04:10It's kind of cool.
04:12It's a bit weird, but it's cool.
04:16Uh, Lisa.
04:17I have a lot of manuals at home for items.
04:22You know, electronics, televisions,
04:24and I would happily throw them all into the Grand Canyon.
04:27That first one's an instruction manual for a toaster?
04:30Yeah.
04:31I know, yeah.
04:32It might have some interesting functions that you might need to...
04:35Uh, and safety warnings and things,
04:37but you can get them all online now, so...
04:39You need instructions for a toaster,
04:40because, you know, sometimes it's, like, one to ten,
04:42and you're like, is that ten, like, high in temperature
04:44or high in time?
04:45Oh, my God, we get it.
04:46You have a rich person toaster.
04:49Well, you know, improve your comedy
04:51and you can get there, too.
04:52LAUGHTER
04:58Dane?
04:59Uh, I brought in a big piano.
05:02It's been my wife's family for generations.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:06Hang on.
05:07You brought in a rocking horse?
05:08Yeah.
05:09I'm getting rid of some shit, I can tell you.
05:11So...
05:12But this one...
05:13Hang on.
05:14..to save your wife's items?
05:15LAUGHTER
05:16Well, I could win it back if I win the episode!
05:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:20But, honestly, that is in our...
05:22..what we call the toy room,
05:23and I want a table tennis table in there,
05:25so, um...
05:26..let's get rid of that one.
05:28So...
05:29LAUGHTER
05:30Uh, Emma.
05:31Um, the thing I think that would be most satisfying
05:33to throw into the Grand Canyon is the evidence.
05:36Oh!
05:37LAUGHTER
05:38APPLAUSE
05:40Uh, the evidence of what?
05:45None of your business, mate.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:48I feel like that's the end of a very long project.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52It's so satisfying just to be, like,
05:54all done.
05:55LAUGHTER
05:56OK, well, I should give out some scores.
05:58Yes, please.
05:59Um, most of them were just using the Grand Canyon as a bin.
06:02LAUGHTER
06:03So, starting at the bottom,
06:04I'm going to go with Tommy Little with one,
06:06just for a piece of car...
06:07Yep.
06:08..that he wants to throw in there.
06:09Then Lisa's two points,
06:10cos it's some old user manuals,
06:11and also I kind of feel like they should go in the paper bin.
06:14OK.
06:15Recycling.
06:16Three points to Husey for the piano,
06:17cos, again, he's just trying to get rid of some junk.
06:19But then we move into Fruity Territory,
06:20which is, uh, their specialty.
06:22So I'm going to give four points to Emma
06:24for trying to get rid of the evidence, cos it was creative.
06:26But five points to Waka cos he's a fruit bat,
06:28he's going to take a mould of the entire Grand Canyon.
06:31LAUGHTER
06:32APPLAUSE
06:33OK, how about before we go any further,
06:37you give us a series score update, Lesser Tom?
06:40In last place we have Dave on 115 points,
06:42next up we have Lisa on 130 points,
06:44Tommy on 133,
06:46Waka's on 146,
06:47but out in front at the moment is Emma Holland
06:49with 161 points for the season.
06:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:54OK, well, time to kick it off.
06:56A task please, Lesser Tom.
06:57It's our final team task for the season.
07:13Where do we go?
07:14Where is he?
07:15Where's our Tom?
07:16Where's our Tom?
07:17Oh!
07:18Cool!
07:19Oh, my God!
07:20Jesus!
07:21Shit!
07:24Oh, my gosh!
07:25This is quick.
07:26This is quick.
07:27We can't mark a bow out here.
07:28Do you want me to do aggressive?
07:29Yeah.
07:30Charge!
07:32Your charge must strike fear into your enemy.
07:35Your charge will be played back in super slow motion.
07:39Charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins.
07:43A bonus point will be given...
07:44To the most formidable enemy.
07:46You have 45 minutes.
07:47Your time starts now.
07:48Your time starts now.
07:49You know the first thing I think of when I think of super slow motion is I think of Matt
07:53Shervington sprinting.
07:54Do you remember the package shot?
07:56That's me?
07:57You remember.
07:58I mean, do you know what we could do?
08:00What?
08:07What are you doing?
08:08Yeah.
08:09I think I want to charge something big.
08:12Global warming?
08:13Global warming!
08:14That's great.
08:15We've got an idea, Nick.
08:17None of your business.
08:22Plenty more where that came from, mate.
08:25Don't give him too much.
08:26Alright, should we do global warming then?
08:27Yeah, that's a great idea.
08:28Oh, it's so boring!
08:29Oh, Tommy!
08:31Why would I have a picture of Matt Shervington?
08:33Ew!
08:34You can still have your dick out.
08:35You can still do it.
08:36Let's do global warming then!
08:38OK, so the teams are back, so we've got the aged team and the better team.
08:47And so all we're really doing is just looking for the best interpretation of what an epic charge should be.
08:53Charge that most trucks fear into an enemy wins, and there's a bonus point for the most formidable enemy.
08:57OK, which team is first?
08:58It's Waka, Emma and Tommy.
09:00Oh, no.
09:01Get out!
09:02Get out!
09:03Oh, no!
09:05I'm fine.
09:06And Tommy!
09:07Yes!
09:08Oh!
09:09Oh, no.
09:10Oh!
09:11Yes!
09:12Yes!
09:13And Tommy!
09:14Don't do it!
09:15Oh, no!
09:17Oh, no!
09:18Oh, no!
09:19You're right.
09:20Yeah, go!
09:21Oh, no!
09:22Don't do it!
09:23When are you?
09:25Oh, no!
09:26And Tommy!
09:27I'm going to wash my dick, I'm going to wash my dick!
09:57Oh no. Wow, this is really making me rethink my actions.
10:15Still unhappy we went with the whole global warming thing.
10:18I think you look pretty happy.
10:20Yeah. No, this is me unhappy.
10:22Oh. Lucky man.
10:27Good to see the straightforward comedy of Tommy Little has returned.
10:34So, let me get it straight.
10:36So, Waka was hydroelectricity.
10:38Yep. Emma was solar power.
10:40Yeah. And Tommy was the host of Sunrise.
10:45That's a renewable. Solar. Yeah.
10:47And if I spin fast enough, it's a wind turbine.
10:52Do you think anyone watching after that will rethink their contribution to global warming?
10:56Yeah, Greta Thunberg.
10:57Yeah.
10:59How dare you!
11:04Oi.
11:05You're not usually good at impersonation, but that one...
11:08Oh my God, was that supposed to be Greta?
11:11Was that supposed to be Greta?
11:12That was meant to be, how very dare you.
11:13Oh my God, that's...
11:14OK, so you're hydroelectricity, Waka?
11:17Yeah.
11:18Water is everything, you know?
11:19Very important.
11:20You make energy and I'm very happy to put water to the ton.
11:23Yeah.
11:25You didn't to me.
11:26Oh, true. A few episodes ago, I was throwing water bombs at you.
11:29Oh, I see.
11:30It was revenge.
11:31Yeah.
11:32It was revenge that took place before the thing that you're referring to.
11:36I tried to fake quarterback.
11:38Mm.
11:39OK.
11:41It was good.
11:42It was good.
11:43Alright.
11:44Well, we might need to improve our fortifications and garrison some more archers.
11:48We'll take a break and see you back in the Stronghold after this.
11:51Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're in the midst of our final team task.
12:08That's right.
12:09Our contestants in teams are giving us their most fear-inspiring charge.
12:13Tommy, Waka and Emma just did one to end global warming.
12:16Now, it's Lisa and Dave's turn.
12:21What's going on?
12:24Sit down, mate.
12:25Sit down.
12:26We've got five minutes and 30 seconds left.
12:27Yeah, come on.
12:28Sit down.
12:29Sit on that.
12:30No, that would hurt.
12:31No, get off that.
12:32Sit down.
12:33You pretend to be ineffectual.
12:35You pretend to be weak.
12:38You pretend to be no threat.
12:40Reef not?
12:41Sure.
12:42You're gonna cop it.
12:43What have I done?
12:44Come on, we've got three minutes.
12:45Let's go.
12:46But you know what, Tom?
12:47No.
12:48You're not our biggest enemy.
12:50The real enemy will be revealed to you and everyone else.
12:56Look, Tom.
12:57Oh.
12:58It's the other Tom.
13:00You, who are meant to protect him, will be powerless when we...
13:05We're running out of time.
13:06We're really running out of time.
13:07We're gonna go.
13:08We're running out of time.
13:09We're running out of time.
13:10We're running out of time.
13:11We're running out of time.
13:12We're running out of time.
13:13We're running out of time.
13:14We're running out of time.
13:15We're running out of time.
13:16We're running out of time.
13:17We're running out of time.
13:18We're running out of time.
13:19We're running out of time.
13:20We're running out of time.
13:21We're running out of time.
13:22We're running out of time.
13:23We're running out of time.
13:24We're running out of time.
13:25We're running out of time.
13:26Let's get through water!
13:37Okay, it's time to blow him!
13:38It's time!
13:39Get out of the way! It's time!
13:41You don't want to go down with him!
13:43It's gonna happen!
13:44Go!
13:45One!
13:46Three!
13:50I think you're hanging it.
13:56You're good!
14:01Okay.
14:06Good to see the return of evil Lisa McCune.
14:09That was amazing!
14:11Honestly, we need another ten episodes.
14:14We're just warming up, baby!
14:16I think the bald was an inspired choice.
14:18I think you look great.
14:20You looked like Eminem in 8 Mile.
14:22That's a very popular recording artist.
14:27The more you...
14:32It felt like a bit of a personal attack on me too.
14:35Did you not stop to think that you were making the enemy
14:37the person who was going to judge the task?
14:40Yeah, but really it was a compliment to you.
14:45So, I've got to judge this.
14:46I'm looking for the greatest charge.
14:48Charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins.
14:51Okay.
14:52Well, I mean, I watched two of them
14:53and I must say,
14:54seeing two people in their 50s just run towards you
14:57is frightening.
15:01And also, watching two people with really high profiles
15:03who don't even need to be on this program.
15:07Acting in such a desperate fashion
15:10is fear-inducing.
15:12I'm worried it might be my future.
15:15And also, I'm just not that intimidated by Shervo.
15:18So, I'm going to go 5-5-3-3-3.
15:21Oh, okay.
15:22Thank you!
15:23You're lucky!
15:25We also need one bonus point for most formidable enemy.
15:28Well, so it's either me or global warming.
15:31Yeah.
15:32That's easy, it's me.
15:33Okay.
15:34Yeah!
15:38Because as we all know, global warming's a hoax.
15:41It's not even real!
15:46All right, what's the score for the episode?
15:48Well, Tommy's in last place with four points,
15:50but can you believe it?
15:51Dave's out in front on nine points.
15:52Call me Blunt, but all I can think to say is task!
15:55Okay, Mr. Blunt.
15:56It's time to get small.
16:01How are Tom Tom?
16:02I'm okay.
16:03How are you?
16:04I'm okay.
16:05That's good news.
16:06Plain.
16:07Nothing.
16:08What?
16:09A task.
16:10Yeah.
16:11I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:13Please.
16:14Complete the tiny worded task.
16:16It's a task.
16:17I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:19Please.
16:20Complete the tiny worded task.
16:22I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:24I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:26Task.
16:27Yeah.
16:28I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:30Please.
16:31Complete the tiny worded task.
16:35There are 50 other tasks around the house.
16:39The tiny worded task is somewhere in the house.
16:42And it will be obvious what it is.
16:45For reference, this is a normal size worded task.
16:50If you open an incorrect task before moving on...
16:53You must do what it asks of you using a tiny voice.
16:55Fastest.
16:56Win.
16:57Your time starts now.
17:00This looks like a tiny task right here.
17:04This is not the task.
17:06Discipline yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
17:09You have to discipline yourself in the tiny voice.
17:11You don't have to read the task in a tiny voice.
17:14Be better.
17:17Dickhead.
17:18Sounds good.
17:19Yeah.
17:20So keep moving.
17:21Keep moving.
17:22Okay.
17:23So you have to find the tiny worded task and then follow the instructions of any other
17:28task you happen to find along the way.
17:30And open, yes.
17:31Okay.
17:32All right.
17:33Cashman, in the spirit of the task, introduce it with a tiny number of words.
17:36Emma.
17:37Tommy.
17:38Dave.
17:39Go.
17:40Oh no.
17:41What?
17:42There's heaps.
17:43There's 50.
17:44There's 50.
17:45There we go.
17:46Nag yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
17:49Loser, loser, loser.
17:51Will you ever be a winner, winner, winner?
17:54This is not the task.
17:55Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice.
17:57You're a piece of shit, Emma.
18:00This is not the task.
18:02Criticise yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:05The reading doesn't have to be in the tiny voice.
18:07But it can be, right?
18:08It can be.
18:09Even your tiny voice sucks, you little man.
18:11Tiny little man with a tiny little cock.
18:13Define yourself.
18:14Raz yourself in your tiny voice.
18:16Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:19This is all the same task.
18:20Is it anywhere in the house?
18:22Not just in here?
18:23I can move.
18:24I'm gonna move.
18:25Not that bit of the house.
18:26This way.
18:27The bit that we filmed in.
18:28I don't know where we filmed.
18:31Oh!
18:32I'm not even gonna open these ones.
18:33I think it might be this one.
18:34I'm gonna value myself.
18:36Six Australian dollars.
18:38Scold yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:41You are a loser.
18:43They're right on the internet.
18:45Demigrate yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:48Maybe if you're more regular with your skincare routine,
18:51you wouldn't get eczema as much.
18:53Lambast yourself in your tiny little voice before continuing.
18:57You have BDOs.
18:59Jesus Christ, this is bad for my self-esteem.
19:02You suck at being a human.
19:04We've never made anyone proud of you in your life.
19:06You have testicles weird.
19:07Your feet have fungus.
19:08You've made many people miserable.
19:10Especially in the bedroom.
19:11There's no way I'm gonna get through all 50.
19:13Oh my god.
19:14Your arms are too thin.
19:15You should've stuck with the counting.
19:17What a total waste of oxygen you are!
19:21If you carried a knife right now, you'd look like Chucky.
19:24You're doing crap at this and you're gonna get another last place.
19:27Think.
19:28Breathe.
19:29After all the self-criticism.
19:30I don't think it's helped, mate.
19:31I need to top myself up.
19:32You can do this.
19:33Believe in yourself.
19:34Thanks Dave.
19:35Is that it?
19:36This is not the task.
19:37Revile yourself in a tiny voice.
19:39You always look so smug.
19:40It's cause I have reason to.
19:41What?
19:42I've prayed you to self in your tiny voice for fucking dinner.
19:43Well done!
19:44After all that criticism, all I had to do was top myself up.
20:12What happened? Thanks, Tommy.
20:14I don't understand.
20:16You've completed the task.
20:18Okay.
20:20Thank you, Tom. Appreciate it.
20:22Thanks, Dave. I can do it.
20:24I did it! I did it.
20:26Well...
20:28I did it, man.
20:30I'll tell you what.
20:32I thought it was a great insight into your internal monologues.
20:36You all had a lot to say about yourselves.
20:38What were you inspired by, Tommy?
20:40I had a lot to work with.
20:42I think I just started at the top and worked my way down.
20:46I picked an insult for each bit of the body.
20:50So, Dave, it genuinely seemed like you went to a bit of a dark place.
20:54Are you okay?
20:56I worked through some issues.
20:58I've got some more Dave Hughes quotes.
21:00Oh, God.
21:02Yucky, yucky, yucky, that's you.
21:04Your skin is so easily sunburnt.
21:10You never did get to six foot in height, just like your auntie said.
21:14So, Emma, I'm glad you said that smugness wasn't an insult, by the way.
21:20No, smugness was an insult, but then she followed that up by saying that she has a reason to feel smug.
21:24I still don't understand what's just happened.
21:26So, basically your time ended when you bigged yourself up.
21:30Yeah, you just had to talk yourself up after talking yourself down so long.
21:33It's pretty simple.
21:34But where was that written?
21:35In the tiny word of task.
21:36Yeah.
21:37So, what were the times?
21:38So, Tommy, it took you 10 minutes and 40 seconds to complete the task.
21:42Tommy completed it because he thought the word upbraid had a different meaning.
21:46Upbraid means to find fault with or scold.
21:49Emma completed the task in 13 minutes and 3 seconds.
21:52Husey took 30 minutes and 7 seconds.
21:55Okay.
21:58Let's move on.
21:59We've still got a tiny task to find.
22:01Next up is Lisa.
22:02Your time starts now.
22:04What?
22:07Was that there before?
22:11Oh.
22:12Oh my God.
22:13Oh my God.
22:14A false wall.
22:16You might need a magnifying glass.
22:18Big up yourself.
22:20You deserve it.
22:21Fastest wins.
22:23Your time started when you entered the room.
22:27Big up yourself.
22:29I don't understand.
22:31What does that mean, Tom?
22:33Big up yourself.
22:34Like, big yourself up.
22:35Like, make yourself bigger.
22:36Yeah, in an emotional sense.
22:38Oh.
22:39Okay.
22:40So, I can just do that now.
22:41So, I can just kind of go, I'm bigger.
22:42Thanks, Lisa.
22:43Is it over?
22:44What?
22:45It is just starting to get good.
22:46That's it.
22:47Really?
22:48Thanks, Lisa.
22:49There's no more.
22:50Oh, big up yourself.
22:51I still don't understand.
22:52I still don't understand.
22:53Well, you found the task straight away, but then you wasted valuable seconds before you
23:11big upped yourself.
23:12Did you not know what the expression to big up yourself means or was it because it lacked
23:16context because you hadn't said anything bad about yourself yet?
23:19That one.
23:20Because I didn't see any of the tiny tasks really.
23:22So, you didn't open one tiny task?
23:24No.
23:25You're so humble you don't even know what big up yourself means.
23:28I've never heard, like, I know the term of, like, up yourself.
23:31Yeah.
23:32But I've never heard anybody say big up yourself.
23:34I feel like she's never been up herself.
23:36I'm up myself.
23:37Say something about yourself that's good.
23:39What's something you like about yourself?
23:41Oh, there's so much.
23:42I'm a really great mum.
23:44I'm a great friend.
23:45Even after that, my favourite way to big up yourself now is going...
23:51I'm bigger.
23:53Well, I think that we need to know how well Lisa did.
23:59So, Lisa read the task in one minute and 23 seconds after entering the room,
24:04but because she didn't understand what big up yourself meant,
24:06it took her three minutes and 22 seconds to complete the task.
24:09Still pretty good.
24:10Still pretty good.
24:11Really happy with that.
24:12Alright, time for an ad break.
24:14What's been on your living room wall this whole time that you haven't noticed?
24:17And why did the eyes on that painting just move?
24:20Back soon.
24:21Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster.
24:37Now, don't be sad.
24:38It's nearly over.
24:39Be happy that it happened.
24:41Where are we, Lisa Tom?
24:43We're in the middle of a task.
24:44Our contestants had to find a tiny worded task printed on very big paper,
24:48then follow its instructions to big themselves up.
24:50Lisa, so far, is the only person to have found this task.
24:53Next up, will Wakka be pulling a shaka in this one?
24:57Hi, Tom Tom.
24:58Hi, Wakka.
24:59Did it change?
25:02Did you see that?
25:04I told you I already feel something.
25:09Strong power from there.
25:12Fair enough.
25:13Something there.
25:14Alright, can I open this one?
25:15Yes, please.
25:16Your time starts now.
25:18Alright, so this is a normal size task.
25:20That's normal.
25:21And this is a big one.
25:22I don't have to open, right?
25:23I can touch.
25:24I don't have to open.
25:25You know, I just, I can tell the size.
25:2750, 50.
25:28Okay, this is one.
25:29I can't find that.
25:30That's small.
25:31But it's not the smallest, I can tell.
25:32You're looking for a tiny worded task.
25:35Tiny words.
25:36So maybe this task has small tiny words.
25:44Alright.
25:45I'm a man in the house and it will be obvious.
25:50Okay, that's a hint.
25:51It will be obvious.
25:53So I might look for downstairs.
25:56Here too.
25:57Here too.
25:58Here too.
25:59Here too.
26:00Okay.
26:01Very confusing.
26:03Somewhere in the house.
26:05Do you have any, like, house, small house toy or something like that?
26:09House toy.
26:11Small house.
26:13Small house.
26:14There's no house.
26:17There's no house.
26:18Moo.
26:19Moo?
26:20Moo.
26:21I just say moo.
26:22Why?
26:23There's no meaning.
26:24Oh.
26:25I think now is the time I should open one.
26:28I think there's some hint there.
26:29So I'm gonna open this.
26:30Okay?
26:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:34Mm.
26:39Is this?
26:40Is this tiny, tiny, tiny worded?
26:46Just a, it's a, it's a, it's a...
26:49Big up yourself.
26:50You deserve it.
26:51Oh, okay.
26:52All right.
26:53And we're strong!
26:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:02Now, just to be clear, we'll all remember, Waka,
27:04that portrait has been freaking you out for the whole series.
27:07I know.
27:08Every time you walk into that room and see that picture,
27:10it freaks you out. Why is that?
27:12It's a pressure, lots of pressure.
27:14You have to, you know, your eyes, like, you have to be good,
27:17you have to be funny.
27:19You almost found it straight away, you pointed at it.
27:21I was even, you felt the energy.
27:23I was sending you vibes through the picture
27:26and you didn't pick it up.
27:27Yeah.
27:28I should believe myself more.
27:31Well, I feel like that's been happening to you throughout the series.
27:34You're such a lateral thinker that if something just,
27:37if you deem it too obvious, so you just don't go for it.
27:40That's Taskmaster disease.
27:43Yeah.
27:44Well, I feel like we need a time and,
27:51because I mean, I still don't really know where they all land.
27:53Well, I'll tell you one time,
27:54Waka noticed the tiny worded task in five seconds,
27:57but took 19 minutes and 14 seconds to complete it.
28:03So one point to Dave, two points to Waka,
28:09three to Emma, four to Tommy,
28:11and Lisa wins the task with five points.
28:13I know.
28:14She does give me a million points.
28:15All right.
28:16This train's rolling on.
28:17Give me another.
28:18The next task is about comfort zones.
28:20For example, my comfort zone is zone three.
28:22What about theirs?
28:44Come in.
28:45Hello.
28:46Hello.
28:47Oh, this is lovely.
28:50Oh.
28:52Cozy.
28:53Coffee.
28:54Yum.
28:55Hot chocolate.
28:56Vegan.
28:57There is milk powder in the cocoa,
29:01so I don't think you can drink it unfortunately.
29:03It's aggressive.
29:04One of the feathers,
29:06I put here in case.
29:11Get out of your comfort zone.
29:13Most out of their comfort zone wins.
29:17Your out of comfort zone must not endanger your life.
29:21You have 20 minutes.
29:22Your time starts now.
29:24Don't drink that.
29:27I mean, the cow's already milked, isn't it?
29:29So this gets me out of my comfort zone for a start.
29:35Oh, God, that's tasty.
29:37I love them being out of my comfort zone.
29:43So it's pretty simple,
29:44just got to get out of your comfort zone.
29:46Yeah.
29:47Okay, so were you out of your comfort zone having hot chocolate
29:50that had milk powder in the chocolate but not the milk?
29:53Yeah.
29:54I've been a vegan for six years now.
29:55I don't know if I've told you.
29:56No.
29:57And so that is, yeah, I'm disappointed.
30:00But now that you've done that,
30:01you might as well just go back.
30:02No, no, I...
30:03Don't worry about it.
30:04No, just don't worry about it.
30:05No, I once had a bucket of KFC in that six-year period,
30:07but, um...
30:09That was only once.
30:10With one bucket.
30:12One bucket.
30:13A bucket is such a funny slip-up.
30:17Oh, well, I might just have 40 chickens.
30:22All right.
30:23Comfort zones are being stepped out of.
30:25Who's first?
30:26Based on her name,
30:27she's more comfortable competing in mixed martial arts,
30:29the electronic kind.
30:30It's E-MMA.
30:31It's Emma.
30:33Um, I don't like being cold and wet.
30:35Okay.
30:36Like, acting, performing a monologue is out of my comfort zone.
30:39Maybe I could perform a monologue wet.
30:41A wet monologue?
30:42I could perform a wet monologue.
30:48It's been five years since my last letter from him.
30:50I can't watch this.
30:52Five years since I'd heard anything.
30:55A sentence.
30:57A letter.
30:59A whisper.
31:02Sometimes I wish he was just dead.
31:05It'd make things so much easier.
31:06I wouldn't have to imagine him with another woman.
31:09I wouldn't have to imagine him living the life he's living now,
31:13without me.
31:14I wanted to marry him, you know.
31:17I wanted it all.
31:18I wanted the kids.
31:21A house with two French doors.
31:24And yet here I am.
31:26Scared.
31:28Alone.
31:30So wet.
31:33When he gave me that ring,
31:34he said it was forever.
31:36I guess he didn't think about forever when he died on that battlefield.
31:39And I guess this is what it means to be a woman.
31:43During the war time.
31:46I hate you.
31:48Thanks so much.
31:49Yeah, I'll see you later.
31:51Oh, that was beautiful.
31:54Wonderful.
31:55You got me in.
31:56So giving a monologue, that's out of your comfort zone.
31:58Is that real?
31:59I'm genuinely crying because I could not watch that.
32:03But you're a stand-up comedian.
32:04You do monologues for a living, isn't it?
32:06No, it's the sincerity of it.
32:07Oh, OK.
32:08I don't think I'm very good at acting.
32:10Like, stand-up's different.
32:12So it was really hard for you to watch yourself acting, pretty much.
32:15Yeah.
32:16While sitting next to Lisa McKeown, who's really good at it.
32:19And I'm nearly crying because I thought it was so good.
32:21Oh, my God.
32:22I know this isn't relevant either, but it was also really fun for me.
32:28Alright, time for a break.
32:29BBSYB.
32:30Be back soon, you buggers.
32:45Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're halfway wet,
32:48some are getting wet, some are doing the wetting.
32:51Everyone's uncomfortable.
32:53That's right.
32:54We've asked our contestants to temporarily vacate their comfort zones.
32:56Next up, it's our two most likely to make a little noise when uncomfortable,
32:59because they're a bit older.
33:01It's Dave and Lisa.
33:03Is there a river?
33:04No.
33:05We've got a river.
33:06There's a lake.
33:11They're calling me those ducks.
33:12You think?
33:13Listen.
33:14Come, Husey.
33:15Come.
33:16You can do this.
33:17I'm in an environment that I don't know.
33:20I could go bush.
33:22Just go into the trees.
33:28Do the ducks have any thoughts on what's happening here?
33:31The ducks are into it.
33:32Wow.
33:33Never been back here.
33:34This is kind of cool.
33:35This tree fell down.
33:36I mean, I'm not quite sure where to go when we make it over the other side.
33:39Sorry.
33:43I'm out of here.
33:44I'm coming for the ducks, Tom.
33:48Do you think it would be bad to write on the side of the tree like Lisa was here?
33:53Is it cold?
33:55It's cold.
33:56It's tasty though.
33:58I've got a couple of things in my pocket that just in case we needed anything.
34:03How much stuff do you have in your pocket?
34:05I just bring it just in case I need it for any of the tasks.
34:08I think I've won this challenge.
34:10You think?
34:11I'm calling it.
34:12I won the challenge.
34:15What did you write?
34:16I just wrote, Lisa was here.
34:17Should we leave a balloon?
34:18Maybe.
34:19This is how I feel like Mr. Darcy.
34:21I can't imagine the women getting cutting heavy right now.
34:28Oh, shit.
34:29I just lost my tape measure.
34:31You okay?
34:32Yeah, no, it's all good.
34:33Stuck.
34:34Just, I'm a bit stuck.
34:35Alright, I'll see you.
34:36Thanks, Lisa.
34:43So Lisa, for this whole series, have you had things in your pockets?
34:46Yeah, every morning I'd arrive at the house and I'd load up.
34:50I'd scour everything and I'd stuff my pockets.
34:53And it did occasionally come in handy as well.
34:55Do you have any examples?
34:56Didn't come in handy then.
34:58Yeah, so how were you outside your comfort zone?
35:00You don't like bush walking or something?
35:02Yeah, I was kind of thinking that maybe I'd go and find something adventurous.
35:07And then you wanted to write, Lisa was here?
35:09Was being...
35:10Well, just to leave proof that I'd been there.
35:12I mean, we were a long way.
35:13We went bush a bit.
35:14Okay.
35:15We were kind of on the borders.
35:16It was getting dangerous where we were.
35:17You know, like with a lot of snakes and...
35:19The place we went, it couldn't be more than 40 metres from the...
35:22Yeah.
35:26It was still really, really dangerous.
35:28It was dark.
35:29It was wet.
35:30It was slippery.
35:31It was dark.
35:32It was wet.
35:33Tom was there.
35:34So, Husey, what were you thinking?
35:37Is surfing outside your comfort zone?
35:40Yeah.
35:41There's a backstory to it.
35:42I dislocated my shoulder recently in a horrendous surfing accident at the Gold Coast.
35:47And so I needed to get back into the surf to not let the ocean beat me.
35:53Well, I think to be fair, I think you've really happened upon something there.
35:56Because you were, you know, surfing's outside your comfort zone.
35:58Yeah.
35:59But also, it was pretty cold.
36:00Yeah.
36:01I drank quite a bit of that lake and...
36:04It's probably a good time just to check in with this season's E.coli levels in that lake.
36:09Yeah, they're still sitting at unnaturally high.
36:12So you were paddling around in a lake full of shit.
36:15Yeah.
36:16And it was really cold.
36:17Yeah, absolutely.
36:18I think you did a great job.
36:19I think...
36:20I mean, it's...
36:21Come on!
36:24It did not sound comfortable.
36:26Alright, whose misery do we get to revel in next?
36:28Suffering an awful accident.
36:29Wakka.
36:38What's happened here?
36:43Oh.
36:49Is that an eye?
36:50I suppose you can't really answer me.
36:51You've got a ball in your mouth.
36:53Probably time to...
36:55To blink.
36:56Mine's been open for quite a while.
36:58Yeah.
36:59There you go.
37:07This is dust master.
37:08Sometimes...
37:09Makes me crazy.
37:11And...
37:12I have no idea what I'm doing.
37:14Okay.
37:24The wonderful world of Wakka.
37:26Thank you so much.
37:27Okay, were you outside your comfort zone?
37:29Or is this another case of you suffering from taskmaster disease?
37:33Yeah, that's a big part of taskmaster disease.
37:36But...
37:37I...
37:38Kind of like it.
37:39In what way were you outside your comfort zone?
37:41So I tried to do something very...
37:43Uncon...
37:44Unconfortable thing.
37:45Like, weird.
37:46Something scary.
37:47You know, something that...
37:49Watching the show on the TV with family.
37:51Like, oh, why are we watching something?
37:53Oh.
37:54So you're...
37:55So you're just trying to give a bizarre performance.
37:56Yeah.
37:57That's outside your comfort zone.
37:58Yeah.
37:59Everyone's seen the whole series and you've been doing bizarre performances throughout the whole thing.
38:03I didn't...
38:04I'm not sure that one stood out.
38:05To me that seems like regulation wakka to me.
38:09I wish that task could be in the first episode.
38:13Okay.
38:14Alright.
38:15This wet bacteria bush eye task reminds me I need a hydrologist, gastronomist, environmentalist, optometrist check-up.
38:23We'll be back after the break.
38:24Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:39It's a bit sad, but we're nearly at the end of our final proper task for the season.
38:44Yes, it's a space that's usually so comfortable, but the task is for everyone to get out of their comfort zones.
38:48Finally, the one that was definitely most uncomfortable for me, it's Tommy Little.
38:53Out of my comfort zone is the opposite to most people.
38:56I can't spend any time in a relationship.
38:59Why is that?
39:00Ah, that still doesn't seem to work for me.
39:02Emotional intimacy.
39:03That's terrifying.
39:04Mm.
39:05I'm terrified of singing.
39:06I'm a shocking singer.
39:07Ooh.
39:08I don't think I've ever earnestly tried to do my best singing.
39:13I'm going to write a song and I'm going to sing it to you.
39:15Okay.
39:16Go Tom Cashman and return as my wife.
39:18I just wanted to tell you that I know we've been through a lot, but I still love you as much as the day that we first met.
39:41Thanks for saying that.
39:43I've never met a woman like you before.
39:48Oh.
39:49Oh.
39:50I've never met a woman like you before.
39:55I thought my heart was closed, but you opened that door.
39:58Cause I'm committed.
40:00To being committed.
40:03We sit on the couch, yeah, we don't do much.
40:08I tend to slouch and you no longer brush.
40:11It's been ten years since I said I do.
40:14And now you don't shut the door when you poo.
40:17But I'm committed.
40:18To being committed.
40:21To you.
40:22I love you, Tom.
40:24And I love you, Sandra.
40:26Thanks for that.
40:31Thank you for that.
40:33I feel like we need to talk about your costume, Leslie Tom.
40:40Talk me through it.
40:43You're upstairs.
40:44You've got your dress up box.
40:45What are you thinking?
40:46Well, you're just seeing what's there.
40:48And I've dressed up as a woman a few times on this show.
40:50Oh, yeah.
40:51We all remember.
40:52Yeah.
40:53And you're trying to choose different stuff, I guess.
40:55And then I guess you realise that some of the best stuff you've already used.
40:58And yeah.
41:00You did.
41:01I was in the zone ready for my wife to come out.
41:05And I'll be honest, it threw me.
41:07I actually think that, Tom, you were way outside your comfort zone.
41:12But, Leslie Tom, I think you were well inside yours.
41:14Well inside.
41:17All right, I should give out some points here, yeah?
41:22Yes, please.
41:23OK.
41:24Well, it's just a question of who was the furthest outside their comfort zone.
41:27I think Lisa McKeown's full of shit, so she gets one.
41:30You just went for a little wander in the bush and emptied your pockets.
41:34Yeah.
41:35Let's be honest.
41:36Two points goes to Waka because it was just the wacky world of Waka
41:39and I don't really know what was happening.
41:41Three points to Emma because it was a really good monologue
41:44and you were literally uncomfortable because you were wet.
41:46Four points to Tommy Little because I think he was genuinely outside his comfort zone.
41:50But five points because, I mean, he was literally outside his comfort zone
41:53because he was cold swimming in a lake of shit.
41:56Hewsey, five points.
41:58And in terms of episode scores, it's taken until episode 10,
42:05but Dave's finally in with a chance of winning one.
42:07He's out in front on 15 points.
42:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:12OK, with the last time that Lesser Tom will be dressed as a woman behind us,
42:16let's get up on stage and do the live task.
42:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:23Lesser Tom, please commence proceedings.
42:26I'll ask Dave to read this task.
42:28Fly a paper plane through this...
42:32Bladeless?
42:33Flue, is that what it says?
42:34Fan.
42:35Fan.
42:36Each paper plane you make must have a name
42:41and you must say it when it commences flight.
42:43You must remain on your mat and you cannot move your mat.
42:46Fastest wins.
42:47A bonus point will be given to the best-named plane.
42:50Let the plane-making commence.
42:52OK.
42:54Emma's going with a multiple-page strategy.
42:59All right.
43:01Victory!
43:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:05Wingerman!
43:06Big Bird!
43:08Michael the chainsaw garrison.
43:12Use his hopes.
43:15Use his hopes.
43:17Use his hopes have been dashed.
43:20Simple plane.
43:22That just looked like one fold in a few bits of paper.
43:28Vigangela.
43:30What are you...
43:31Angel.
43:32Little Bird.
43:34Multiple papers, fold it in half.
43:37Fold it in half, yep.
43:39Emma seems to be teaching Dave Hughes how to make a paper plane.
43:42All right.
43:45Use his heroes.
43:46Them.
43:48Tommy's first.
43:49Tommy's third.
43:51First.
43:53Amelia.
43:55Oh, that was Amelia Earhart.
43:59Did you crash?
44:00Yeah.
44:01Yep, perfect, perfect.
44:02And then do that on the other side.
44:03An episode of Play School is happening on the left there.
44:05Thunderbird.
44:07Hawks.
44:08Hawks.
44:09Hawks.
44:10Hawks.
44:11Hawks.
44:12Hawks.
44:13Hawks.
44:14Hawks.
44:15Hawks.
44:16Hawks.
44:17Hawks.
44:18Hawks.
44:19Hawks.
44:20Hawks.
44:21Hawks.
44:22Hawks.
44:23Hawks.
44:24Hawks.
44:25Hawks.
44:26Hawks.
44:27Hawks.
44:28Hawks.
44:29Hawks.
44:30Hawks.
44:31Hawks.
44:32Hawks.
44:33Hawks.
44:34Hawks.
44:35Hawks.
44:36Cuter, it's wood.
44:40Slomule.
44:43Flamingo.
44:46Lisa's come third.
44:48Oh, let's go!
44:51That's the end of the task.
44:55Alright, you'll have to fold up your anticipation
44:57because we'll be back with the winner after this.
45:06APPLAUSE
45:12Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster.
45:15We're down to the wire here. Lesser Tom,
45:17take us through some scores for that live task, please.
45:21Before I do that, I'd love a bonus point from you
45:23for the best-named plane.
45:25Team effort.
45:26OK.
45:30So, in that case, Waka gets one point,
45:32two for Emma, three for Lisa,
45:34Dave gets five points, along with Tommy, who won the task,
45:36with also five points.
45:40So, who wins the episode?
45:42Incredibly, he's done it with 20 points.
45:44Dave wins the episode!
45:47Congratulations, Dave!
45:49Go get your chuckable prizes!
45:57Well, what have we learnt?
45:59We learnt we can fix climate change
46:01if we just run at it hard enough.
46:03We learnt that Waka has great searching skills,
46:05but poor doing-something skills.
46:08And once again, we learnt what Tom Cashman looks like
46:10as a woman.
46:12But most of all, we learnt that, finally,
46:14Dave is our winner.
46:15Congrats!
46:16There it is, another season almost back in the sheds.
46:29We've had desperate singles and awkward mingles.
46:31The Van Keys were lost and the perfect level of sus was found.
46:32Waka pierced his weenus and Tommy fulfilled his wish of getting a bigger penis.
46:47Lisa McCune went from Australia's darling to Australia's loosest unit.
46:51Emma Holland campaigned for more titties on kids' TV.
46:55And Dave Hughes was also here.
46:58And let's not forget Tommy Liddell's wise words.
47:02And that means there's only one more thing to do here.
47:09Lesser Tom, it's your time to shine.
47:13Here are the overall series scores.
47:16In fifth place, but with a place in all of our hearts on 132 points,
47:20it's Dave Hughes.
47:24In fourth place, the other half of the A team on 145 points,
47:27it's Lisa McCune.
47:31He's committed to being committed to third place on 149,
47:34it's Tommy Liddell.
47:38On 154 points, and this season's runner-up,
47:41it's Takashi Wakasugi.
47:45Meaning, of course, that the winner of Taskmaster Season 4
47:48on an incredible 172 points, it's Emma Holland.
47:58Congratulations!
48:05Oh!
48:06And that's it.
48:07Congratulations, Emma, the winner of this whole season.
48:11Good night!
48:34My friends!
48:44Do you have to be so far away?
48:48I'll be a minute.
48:50Do you reckon it's a crime for me to be good at everything?
48:55I'm African, you can't run from me!
48:57There's a lot of cardio in this show, dude.
49:00Let's go for broke.
49:02Got it completely under control.
49:07Tom!
49:08I'm gonna bash you, Tom.
49:10That's what you get for being a dick!
49:12Hey, Tom!
49:13Yes, sir!