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00:00That's a shocking start.
00:03Tom!
00:04Yep, that's it.
00:05Where's Tom?
00:06Ah!
00:07No!
00:08I'll help you.
00:09Let me out of here!
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00:32Hello, welcome to Taskmaster, we're nearly at the end of our season, which means I might
00:42only have a couple more cracks at this before they replace me with someone younger and more
00:46active on social media.
00:48For now, I'm still Tom Gleeson.
00:51Let's meet the cast.
00:54They are, again, Dave Hughes.
00:57Emma Holland, Lisa McCune, Takashi Wakasugi, and Tommy Little.
01:10And next to me, his two best friends are a cardboard cutout of one of the Spy Kids from
01:16Spy Kids and his own drawing of the other Spy Kid from Spy Kids.
01:21It's Tom Cashman.
01:22Alright, get us going with the prize task, Cutie Pie.
01:29Of course our first task is a prize task.
01:31Each of our contestants have brought in a prize and the winner of tonight's episode
01:34will take home all five prizes.
01:36Tonight our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the thing
01:40that most gives you the heebie-jeebies.
01:42Alright, Dave, what did you bring in?
01:46I brought in my own head.
01:53You can get them made.
01:54It's not that expensive.
01:55Oh, really?
01:56Oh, really?
01:57I had no idea.
01:58I had no idea, Susie.
01:59I had no idea.
02:00Despite all the cuts and bleeding, that head still looks so much better than yours.
02:10That is, that's, I don't know how to react to that.
02:16Sorry, sorry, I think I can spell it out.
02:18You look better dead.
02:21Which I think is comforting and so open casket at the funeral when it comes around.
02:24So, yeah, so I've got that at home.
02:26My wife gets real heebie-jeebies from that, so yeah.
02:29Okay, Wakka, what did you bring in?
02:31Yes, I brought an alarm.
02:34Because you have to wake up and if you miss the alarm, you're going to miss opportunity,
02:43you're going to lose money, you're going to miss flights, you know, lots of pressure.
02:46I feel like you've got the heebie-jeebies mixed up with just annoying.
02:49Heebie-jeebies?
02:50Do you seriously wake up like, oh, God, oh, an alarm, like?
02:54Yeah, at the time, like, oh, oh.
03:02Wakka's really got me with this one.
03:04All right, Lisa, what did you bring in?
03:08These are some photographs of terrible, terrible parking.
03:16That's obviously dangerous and annoying.
03:18This was a classic.
03:19This was actually outside my local supermarket and I photograph them quite often because
03:24I find them so amazing that that, to me, is incredible and it gives me the heebie-jeebies.
03:29I love that this is in a photo album with lines, so the implication is you've been writing
03:34how you've been feeling about the images.
03:38OK, so, Tommy, what gives you the heebie-jeebies?
03:43This is one of the poorest career decisions I ever made.
03:45I decided to get in the ring with, at the time, world champion boxer Tim Zou.
03:50I lasted 11 seconds and he broke and dislocated one of my ribs and so the thing that gives
03:55me the heebie-jeebies is the glove he used to break that rib signed by him.
04:01OK, so this is not really an item that gives you heebie-jeebies, it's just an item that
04:08gives you an excuse to boast about being in the boxing ring with Tim Zou.
04:14We...
04:15We...
04:16Don't...
04:17If you think boasting about an 11-second performance is something worth doing, then we have different
04:24standards, TK.
04:26Yeah, 11's pretty good.
04:30All right, Emma.
04:31I've brought in a candy dispenser with your head on it, but...
04:37Hang on, are you telling me my head gives you the heebie-jeebies?
04:40No, no, no.
04:41Because it doesn't give me the heebie-jeebies.
04:42No, no, no, no.
04:43Inside of it, instead of candy, is my baby teeth.
04:46Oh!
04:47That's brilliant.
04:48Oh!
04:49You know what?
04:50I've always thought you were a bit of a weird unit, but that is off.
05:01Where did you get your baby teeth from?
05:04Have you been keeping them...
05:06Aren't your parents supposed to keep them?
05:07No, I've been stocking them up.
05:09I didn't want the tooth fairy to take them, because I figured if I kept all that money
05:11in savings, the interest would build up.
05:13OK, I should give out some points.
05:15Yes, please.
05:16Well, I'm going to give one point to Walker, because it's just an alarm.
05:19It's annoying.
05:21It gives me the heebie-jeebies as such.
05:22It gives you the beepy-beepies.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Can we cut that out?
05:25Did you just say, can we cut that out?
05:26No, no, no.
05:27Can we just get a pick-up of him saying it, so we can definitely include it?
05:28Say it again.
05:29The beepy-beepies.
05:30There you go.
05:31I just wanted to get it clean without me talking on top of you.
05:32And I'm going to give two points to Tommy Little, because I feel like that was just
05:33an excuse to boast.
05:34I'm going to give three points to Lisa.
05:35Bad parking gives me the heebie-jeebies.
05:36Four points to Husey for the severed hair.
05:37And I'm going to give three points to Tommy Little, because I feel like that was just
05:38an excuse to boast.
05:40And I'm going to give two points to Tommy Little, because I feel like that was just
05:43an excuse to boast.
05:44I'm going to give three points to Lisa.
05:46Bad parking gives me the heebie-jeebies.
05:48Four points to Husey for the severed head.
05:51Five points to Emma, because her baby teeth in my head.
06:01It was too much.
06:02All right, let's put some meat on this bone, okay?
06:05Of course.
06:06Here's a task prop-up.
06:07And this one goes out to all of you celebrating National Butterscotch Pudding Day today.
06:10Hope you're having a fantastic one.
06:25As I live and breathe.
06:26Hi, Emma.
06:27It isn't Tom.
06:28Hi, Dave.
06:29Hi, Bardo.
06:30There's a lot going on here.
06:32Very muscular, Tuskmaster.
06:36I think he'll appreciate hearing that.
06:37Please choose an envelope.
06:38One of them.
06:41Anything.
06:42The same?
06:43No, it's different.
06:49Wait.
06:51Oh, thank you.
06:54Today is National Zip Code Day.
06:56Today is National Pull Day.
06:59National Collector Car Appreciation Day.
07:02International Retainer Day.
07:05National Walk Without Your Hands Day.
07:09Celebrate.
07:10Best celebrated day wins.
07:12You have 30 minutes.
07:13Your time starts now.
07:15It's a retainer.
07:16That's something you put in your mouth, isn't it?
07:18That's a retainer.
07:19Pull Day.
07:20Were you aware of this before?
07:21No.
07:22National Walk Without Your Hands.
07:25What do you mean?
07:27I don't know what a collector car is.
07:29A collector car is used primarily in shows and historical exhibitions.
07:32Like, zip code as in, like, ****.
07:35That's my real zip code.
07:36Baby, don't put that on.
07:42Okay, so just to be clear, these are actual national days.
07:45Each of the envelopes that they could have opened
07:47talked about specific days that on that particular day
07:50that they did the task was actually that day.
07:52For example, today, when we're filming this,
07:54it's National Fried Rice Day.
07:55It's National Concussion Awareness Day.
07:58It's National Gibberish Day.
08:02It's quite ironic that I mispronounced National Gibberish Day.
08:07Yeah, I know.
08:08It's giving me the beepy-beepies.
08:14Do you know why I said that then?
08:15Because that means it'll be in the show now.
08:18It is locked into the edit, buddy.
08:22Alright, whose celebration will we see first?
08:24First up, celebrating National Collector Car Appreciation Day,
08:27it's Tommy Little.
08:29What a beautiful day to take a collector car for a burn.
08:33Oh, no! You're kidding!
08:35Not on the second Friday in July, everyone's favourite day.
08:38Let's have a look and see what the problem is.
08:45Okay, let's do some manly stuff here.
08:49No.
08:51What the hell is that?
08:53God!
08:55Oh, no!
08:59Oh, yeah!
09:04Okay, that should have fixed the problem.
09:12Oh, yeah! It's time to party.
09:15Cue the awesome fireworks and royalty-free music.
09:23Oh, yeah!
09:26Collector Car Day, should we go?
09:28Yeah, let's go!
09:30Should we go?
09:31Should we go now?
09:33Let's go!
09:35Should we go now?
09:37Let's go!
09:39Should we?
09:40Should we go now?
09:44Yeah, let's go!
09:50Wow!
09:53I don't remember seeing that cool sports car at the Taskmaster Retreat.
09:56Where did you get it from?
09:58I got it myself.
10:00I don't want to ruin the special effects, but was it pulled by a string?
10:05No, on Collector Car Day, they all come alive.
10:14Okay, so how would you describe that celebration?
10:16How were you celebrating it?
10:17So, what you didn't see in that shot, because it was quite limited,
10:20is it was a big rally of...
10:22What's it called when a lot of cars get together?
10:24I think it's called traffic.
10:27Yeah, we were in a big traffic.
10:30Okay, well keep that celebration going
10:32and go get yourself some butterscotch pudding
10:34and go full slot mode on it.
10:36Back after this.
10:50Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster, where we are celebrating.
10:54That's right, our contestants are celebrating international days
10:57that took place on the days that they all filmed.
10:59So far we've seen Tommy celebrate National Collector Car Appreciation Day
11:02and he didn't even beepy-beepy.
11:08Next up, celebrating National Work Without Your Hands Day
11:11and International Retainer Day, it's Waka and Dave.
11:15Thank you for coming.
11:16Today is a celebration.
11:18Say thank you to the hands.
11:21First, we're going to write a thank you letter to the hands.
11:25International Retainer Day, let's celebrate it.
11:29Sometimes your smile's crooked, like me.
11:33Your opportunities are limited.
11:38Alright, T, alright, good, good, good.
11:41Thank you, hands.
11:48Tom Gleeson, don't lie to us.
11:51If you've had the work done, you'd tell us.
11:52You had it done young.
11:54And that's how that smile happened.
11:56You wore your retainer because you're a focused guy
12:00who completed degrees.
12:03Everyone have a drink.
12:04Thank you for that.
12:05Hands.
12:17Yum.
12:19Good, the test of time.
12:20Tom should be smiling.
12:22Your hair's gone, but your smile's not gone.
12:25The cake, cake, cake.
12:32Wear your retainers, love life and be a winner.
12:37International Retainer Day, thank you.
12:39My case is closed.
12:49APPLAUSE
12:56So, Hughsy, I'm not sure it was a celebration as such.
12:58It just felt like a presentation.
13:00It did feel like a presentation, yeah.
13:02The best celebration is what I'm looking for.
13:04Yeah, you were, weren't you?
13:06Yeah.
13:08I'm just saying I may not have found it in yours, Hughsy.
13:12Yeah, I'm becoming really aware of that.
13:16Alright, Waka.
13:17Yes.
13:18You were doing all kinds of things with your feet.
13:21Yeah, because...
13:22It was very impressive.
13:23Yeah, and it was a celebration for walking without hands.
13:26Yeah, and also it was great how you decorated your feet.
13:29You drew some pictures on your feet.
13:31Yeah.
13:32How did you do that?
13:33LAUGHTER
13:34APPLAUSE
13:41By my feet.
13:43Oh, really?
13:45You used one foot to draw on the other foot?
13:48You were so much better at that
13:49than all the other tasks you did with your feet.
13:51LAUGHTER
13:52Alright, throw your hands in the air and make us care who's next.
13:55Finally, celebrating National Zip Code Day
13:57and National Pool Day, it's Emma and Lisa.
14:00Does anybody here know a pool?
14:04Oh.
14:05Two hands.
14:06Maybe I can speak to their pools.
14:08I could bake a cake.
14:10Cakes are celebratory.
14:11Oh, celebratory.
14:12Yeah.
14:14Oh, hi.
14:17Hi.
14:18Paul, I'm Lisa.
14:19It's really nice to meet you.
14:21I'm just...
14:22Hello, Paul.
14:23Hello, Lisa.
14:24How much time do I have?
14:2524 minutes and 27 seconds.
14:26I reckon I can bake in that time.
14:28But I am also delusional.
14:29Do you know why you were called Paul?
14:32I was told because I was going to be a saint.
14:35They got that wrong.
14:36LAUGHTER
14:37I'm going to need baking past something to make it rise.
14:40What's that?
14:41What is that?
14:42I have no idea.
14:43How would you like to see pools celebrated?
14:47What are your thoughts?
14:48I'd like to see a good one.
14:50I love music.
14:51I think they're cooked.
14:53Brown icing for the...
14:55Chocolate icing.
14:56Oh.
14:57Brown.
14:58It's inarguably brown.
14:59OK, goodbye.
15:01See you.
15:02Bye.
15:03Bye, Paul.
15:04See ya.
15:05I'm not sure how to turn this phone off.
15:09Yeah, I'm having trouble too.
15:12There I am.
15:13Do you know what, Paul?
15:15Seeing you still there, do you just want to stay with me while I work this out?
15:19Yeah.
15:20All right, I'm going to give you a tune, Paul.
15:22So something like this.
15:23Today is Paul day.
15:24So can you sing that back with me, Paul?
15:25Paul day.
15:26Paul day.
15:27Paul day.
15:28Happy Zip Code Day.
15:29Paul day.
15:30Paul day.
15:31Paul day.
15:32Paul day.
15:33Paul day.
15:34Paul day.
15:35Paul day.
15:36Paul day.
15:37Paul day.
15:38Paul day.
15:39Paul day.
15:40Paul day.
15:41Happy Zip Code Day to you.
15:47Happy Zip Code Day to you.
15:50Today is Paul day.
15:53Paul day.
15:54Paul day.
15:55Paul day.
15:56Today is Paul day.
15:59Paul day.
16:01Paul day.
16:03OK.
16:04See ya later.
16:06Happy Paul day.
16:07Have a good one.
16:08Brilliant, man.
16:09Do you want to have some?
16:10I'd love you to.
16:13How is it?
16:15Oh, it's extremely salty.
16:17Is it?
16:18What's that?
16:18What is that?
16:22Oh my God, it's so, I'm so sorry.
16:31So Lisa, it seemed like a genuine celebration.
16:33It was, it really was.
16:34I don't think it's a big stretch to say,
16:35I reckon you really made Paul's day.
16:37Look, I had a great day with Paul.
16:39I mean, I feel like, have we got many Paul's here?
16:41Are there many, a show of hands for Paul's?
16:44Oh, there's one, one Paul?
16:45Oh, well, next year I'll find you.
16:47We'll, we'll, we'll celebrate you.
16:49Yeah.
16:50That was a great celebration.
16:51And also it was good to see Lisa fumbling around
16:53with the phone again.
16:54Cause we all remember her trying to get through YouTube
16:56and that was a nightmare.
17:03Okay, so Emma, why were you so concerned
17:06about giving out your postcode?
17:07I didn't understand that.
17:09Yeah.
17:12No, but I mean, they, they bleeped it again just then.
17:15That's their decision
17:15and they're trying to censor women, so.
17:22Okay, now you made a cake.
17:25That's a genuine celebration, isn't it?
17:26So you made a cake and instead of using sugar, you used salt.
17:29Yeah, well.
17:30Is that a, is that a celebration or a prank?
17:32Well, okay, so I thought
17:33because zip code day is inherently geeky,
17:35what better way to celebrate than make a nerd suffer?
17:40Yeah, I don't know.
17:41That feels like a repair you've made to your task.
17:44Well, I have to give out some scores, don't I?
17:46Yeah.
17:47Well, I'm going to give one point to Emma
17:47because I think a cake with salt in it, you know
17:50I'm no expert, but that could,
17:51that really ruins a celebration.
17:53What are you doing?
17:56Then I'm going to give two points to Husey
17:58because it was a presentation
17:59but at least it didn't ruin anyone's day
18:00by being a terrible salty cake.
18:04I'm going to give three points to Tommy Little
18:05because it looked cool.
18:07It was a bit of a celebration.
18:08Four points to Waka
18:08because you did a lot of, you know, stuff
18:10without your hands.
18:11But there's no arguing
18:12that I think Lisa McHugh made Paul's day.
18:15He was really thrilled.
18:15Wonderful.
18:17All over Australia would be absolutely thrilled.
18:19So five points to Lisa.
18:22So what about the episode scores?
18:23How are they going?
18:24There's a few meaningless scores at the bottom
18:26but all that matters is Lisa is out in front on eight points.
18:32All right.
18:32McCartney, Hogan, Milk.
18:34We're going to take a break
18:35to celebrate some of my favourite Pauls.
18:38We'll see you after this.
18:51Hello, welcome back.
18:52Taskmaster episode nine.
18:54How are we going, baby cakes?
18:56We're going pretty well, Papa Strudel.
18:59We're about to do another task.
19:00This one's a team task
19:01and things are about to get really bouncy.
19:03Well, for 60% of our contestants, at least.
19:08Hey.
19:19Swap, swap, swap, swash, swash, swash.
19:21Hi, Lisa.
19:21Hi, Dave.
19:22Buddy.
19:23Get out of here.
19:25All right.
19:27Hey, Walker.
19:28Hey, Emma.
19:29Hi, Tom.
19:30Hey, Tom.
19:31Hi, Tom.
19:32I like your helmets.
19:34All right.
19:35Do you want to grab it?
19:37jumping in a jumpy castle.
19:40Paint a true-to-life painting
19:41of two people painting in a field.
19:44You must be jumping continuously.
19:46Only one person may touch the canvas at a time.
19:49Only one person may touch the paintbrush at a time.
19:52Only one person may touch the paint and palette at a time.
19:56Most true-to-life painting wins.
19:59You have ten minutes.
20:00Your time starts...
20:01When your shoes are off.
20:02When your shoes are off.
20:04When your shoes are off.
20:06Awww.
20:09You don't know how to do it.
20:11That is funny.
20:13Okay, so, Lisa, Dave, do you get why you didn't have shoes on now?
20:16Uh, yeah.
20:18Didn't you trust us in a jumpy castle?
20:20You didn't think we were going to break a hip, did you?
20:23Um, to be honest, yes, it was a concern.
20:28Okay, Piscarso, I want to see some art.
20:31Okay, then.
20:32With opposite tasks but for the foot situation,
20:35it's Dave, Lisa, Walker, Emma and Tommy.
20:37Art is fun, though.
20:39Alright.
20:40Okay.
20:41That's cool, I want to do it.
20:44You need green.
20:46Oh, ****.
20:47Oh, sorry.
20:48This is much harder than I thought it would be.
20:49It's so exhausting.
20:51So, I'm thinking of doing a round one, like...
20:53Is there a trick here that we're missing, or is this just a straight up and down?
20:57Oh, my God.
21:00Hold the brush still and I can do it.
21:02Emma.
21:04Keep bouncing, Tommy.
21:05I'm bouncing!
21:06Keep bouncing.
21:08I'm so out of breath.
21:10Are they people?
21:11No, no, they're stars.
21:12I'm decorating the jumping castle.
21:14People are like this.
21:15That's one person.
21:16That is...
21:17That's so good.
21:18Yeah, that's good.
21:19That's the painting.
21:20Well done.
21:21We're nearly done.
21:22We're not nearly done.
21:23There's no people in it.
21:24Okay, that's the canvas.
21:26This one here.
21:27Where are they?
21:28What's that?
21:29This person's really tall.
21:30Why are they so high?
21:31Because they're...
21:32They've double bounced them.
21:33Tommy, you want a challenge?
21:35You ready to catch?
21:36Yeah.
21:37One, two, three.
21:39That was good.
21:40Yeah, that was good.
21:41I think that's actually pretty good.
21:43It's really good.
21:44They're having the time of their lives.
21:45Arm, arm, leg, leg.
21:48Keep bouncing.
21:49I'm trying.
21:50It's tiring.
21:51You've done really well.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:53Hang on, what are you doing there?
21:54That's the lake.
21:55Why are they on a lake?
21:56I don't know, because you know how you go to a fair and sometimes it's on a lake.
22:00That's good.
22:01I think it's really good.
22:02Oh, yes.
22:03Who gives a shit about wind?
22:04Does it have to be?
22:05We're going to die.
22:06It's realistic.
22:07It's wonderful.
22:08And I think it worked.
22:09Can you add a bit of green?
22:11Oh, shit.
22:12There's a crow flying over the Ferris wheel, you want it?
22:16Yeah.
22:17And then I sign it.
22:18Yeah, just sign it.
22:19Beautiful.
22:20I reckon they look like they're having a good time.
22:21So, to the B team, or better team, how tired were you after that task?
22:34Great.
22:35It was crazy.
22:36We were exhausted.
22:37Now, can you see why we didn't put the aged team in there?
22:40Hey, we would have been complaining.
22:42We would have been here celebrating a great day on a jumpy castle.
22:46Susie, you'd be dead.
22:47I wouldn't be...
22:49This woman went dancing with the stars against some of those...
22:52That's an entirely different show.
22:54Well, Husey, to be fair, when I said the aged team were worried about the two of you,
22:59it was actually you.
23:02Unfortunately, Lisa just got hoovered up.
23:06So, Emma, is it true you have a fine arts degree?
23:10That's true, yes.
23:11Yeah, does it help in...?
23:12I don't think it's fine, I think it's great.
23:14I don't think it's fine, I think it's great.
23:19Can we cut that?
23:22Gave me the beepy-beepies.
23:25OK, so I have to decide on points for the two paintings.
23:29Yes, it's most true-to-life wins.
23:31OK, let's have a look at the two paintings.
23:33OK.
23:35It would appear that being stationary was an advantage.
23:40I think Dave and Lisa's painting's slightly better,
23:42not heat's better, cos I like the other one.
23:44I mean, it has to be the most lifelike,
23:45so I'm going to give 5-5 and 3-3-3.
23:48OK.
23:49Oh, that's great, Dave.
23:51You did it, you did it.
23:52We have been focusing, I guess, on the true-to-life bit of the task.
23:55Could I just read one other bit here?
23:57It says,
23:58only one person may touch the paintbrush at a time,
24:00only one person may touch the paints and the palette at a time.
24:06I think that's something you might want to see.
24:08So now we can decorate the rest of the place.
24:10Yeah, but make it lifelike.
24:11OK, here we go.
24:13You've done really well.
24:14Oh, my God.
24:17Get your fingers ready, cos you're up next.
24:18What am I doing?
24:19Last minute.
24:21I need to do a bird.
24:22OK, go.
24:23You know, like an ice cream truck kind of thing?
24:26Ah, yes.
24:27A big Ferris wheel, kind of like at the back.
24:29And then I'm just going to...
24:30Oh, I'm going to touch that.
24:31Can you...
24:38So, I take it back.
24:39LAUGHTER
24:41That's instant disqualification,
24:42so it's actually 0-0-3-3-3.
24:44OK.
24:45Hang on, but you...
24:46What?
24:47Just pop it.
24:49But you cannot take the points back.
24:51Once the points are delivered, the points have to stay.
24:53You know, though, Dave,
24:54we're always going to have that moment together.
24:56Just take that and we'll just leave it.
24:58No, we want the points as well.
24:59OK.
25:00Hey, Hugh,
25:01I know how you usually bite your lip on things like this,
25:03but I reckon it's your time to go for it.
25:06You gave us the points, mate.
25:07People have walked out of the lounge room,
25:09they're going to come back confused.
25:16If they walked out of the lounge room,
25:18it was only because you were on screen, Hughsy.
25:21Don't clap that.
25:22Come on.
25:23Come on.
25:24So, yeah, with the disqualification,
25:26it's 0-0-3-3-3.
25:27OK.
25:30OK, watching all that castle jumping
25:32has puffed Hughsy out to the point of needing a water break.
25:35So, we'll be back after this.
25:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:49Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
25:51Sometimes I say funny things when we return from the break.
25:54This is not one of those times.
25:56What's going on, Cashman?
25:57Uniform, Papa, November, Echo, X-ray, Tango.
26:00We have a new task.
26:01MUSIC PLAYS
26:09CLEARS THROAT
26:12I like it when there's no-one.
26:14Is Tom here?
26:17Oh, that's a long task.
26:19Summon Tom to the caravan with the walkie-talkie.
26:22You may not lead the caravan.
26:24Tom will move five steps for any correct word
26:27in the direction that the correct word corresponds to.
26:30Once a correct word has been used, it cannot be used again.
26:33The first word stated in each sentence
26:36Once a correct word has been used, it cannot be used again.
26:39The first word stated in each transmission counts.
26:42You must complete each transmission with the phrase, over.
26:45It is also polite to respond to any received transmission
26:48with, Roger.
26:49Fastest to get Tom to the caravan wins.
26:52Your time starts now.
26:54Caravan, over.
26:57Roger. Take no steps.
27:01APPLAUSE
27:03OK, so it's pretty simple.
27:05They can't leave the caravan, and using walkie-talkies
27:08they have to get you back to the caravan.
27:10That's it.
27:11First up, for us to have a gawkie with a walkie-talkie,
27:14it's Emma Holland.
27:15Tom, is that you standing outside by yourself against a tree, over?
27:19Roger. Take no steps.
27:21Is that him? I can't tell if that's him.
27:24Tom, move north, south, east or west, over.
27:27Roger. Take no steps.
27:29This is going to be a nightmare.
27:31I'm going to be missing something, right?
27:33Was this always here?
27:35Esky, over.
27:36Roger. Take five steps.
27:40Esky.
27:41Emma, over.
27:43Roger. Take five steps.
27:45Oh, is E...east?
27:47Spider, over.
27:48Roger. Take five steps.
27:50All right, I'm getting this now.
27:52W for West.
27:53Windscreen, over.
27:55Roger. Take five steps.
27:57I get it!
27:58Suddenly, over.
27:59Stingray, over.
28:00Superlative, show-stopping.
28:02Roger. Take five steps.
28:05That's not Tom.
28:07Who are you?
28:11Buongiorno. My name's Roger.
28:13Oh, f***.
28:15I hate you.
28:17What if I just get Roger to come here?
28:19Southport, over.
28:21Take five steps.
28:22Egg.
28:23Take five steps.
28:24What do you know?
28:26Can you call Tom?
28:27You can't do anything, can you?
28:29Have you ever experienced a great loss in your life?
28:32Is Roger allowed to talk to me?
28:34Roger is not permitted to talk to you other than to introduce himself.
28:37Buongiorno.
28:38Buongiorno.
28:39OK, Roger, I'm going to send you in that direction and see what happens.
28:42Nosebleed, over.
28:43Roger. Take five steps.
28:45Noose.
28:46Take five steps.
28:50Oh, my God!
28:57Nepotism, over.
28:59Roger. Take five steps.
29:01Knew.
29:02Nay, like the horse.
29:03Nab.
29:04Never.
29:05Wave.
29:07Hi, Emma.
29:08Can you, like, angle your... No.
29:10I only work on a grid system.
29:12Wake, over.
29:13Nirvana, over.
29:14Edging, over.
29:18Can I go now?
29:20Am I allowed out?
29:21Thanks, Emma.
29:22Bye.
29:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:28I must say, I knew it wasn't Lester Tom straight away
29:30cos he wasn't annoying.
29:32We've met Roger before, haven't we?
29:34Yeah, he was in The Pizza Task in season one.
29:37His name is Oliver and he brought us chocolates.
29:41OK, so, Emma, I liked your small talk with the Roger.
29:44You made small talk with him by saying,
29:46have you experienced great loss in your life?
29:48It's a difficult question to ask someone
29:50who's only allowed to say buongiorno.
29:53I just thought it'd be a nice way to connect.
29:55When did it dawn on you how to play?
29:57The code pretty quickly,
29:59but then I spent quite a while with Roger interrogating him.
30:02The code was pretty obvious, wasn't it?
30:07OK, so, they were looking out the window
30:09and they were looking at Roger.
30:11Where were you?
30:12Oh, I was real close.
30:13Would you like to see a photo of where I was?
30:15Yeah.
30:16This is where Roger was on the retreat.
30:18That's the contestant's position in the caravan.
30:20That's where I was.
30:22APPLAUSE
30:26I was only 17 metres away.
30:28Right, so, how'd Emma do?
30:30Emma took 31 minutes and 44 seconds
30:32to get me to the caravan.
30:34Felt longer.
30:38OK, who's finding you next?
30:41Like James Bond, it's time for Roger Moore
30:44with Lisa, Dave and Waka.
30:46OK.
30:48Anything here now? Nothing there?
30:50Damn it, this is going to be a tough one.
30:52Tom, please come to the caravan. Over.
30:54Roger.
30:56Take no steps.
30:58Run. Over.
31:00Take no steps.
31:02Please walk backwards.
31:04Take no steps.
31:06This should be something simple.
31:08South. Over.
31:09South. Over.
31:11Take five steps.
31:15Sunshine?
31:17Take five steps.
31:19Dark. Take five steps.
31:21So, something out from S?
31:23Kookaburra.
31:25Come hither. Barbecue.
31:27Please. Roger. Take no steps.
31:31Wind. Take five steps.
31:35Yes. Yes.
31:37South-west. Over.
31:39Take five steps. Opposite of north.
31:41Take no steps.
31:43Hang on, I don't think I'm looking at Tom.
31:45Over.
31:48Roger. Take no steps.
31:50It sounds like he's back. Roger.
31:52That's not Tom.
31:54Wait, wait, wait.
31:58Where the f*** are you?
32:00Over.
32:02Roger. Take five steps.
32:04Were those steps towards you? Over.
32:06Sorry.
32:08Look at me. Over.
32:10Roger. Take no steps.
32:12I want to talk to him first.
32:14Easter. Over.
32:16That's scary.
32:18Who is that?
32:20I'll give you 20 bucks if you cheat. Over.
32:22Take no steps.
32:24Tiptoe. I'm sorry.
32:26Dance. Situation. Lunch.
32:28Sydney. Moonwalk.
32:30Where's Tom?
32:32Shopping trolley. Over.
32:34Roger. Take five steps.
32:38Notebook.
32:40Take five steps.
32:42Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
32:44Have you figured out a pattern?
32:46Yeah, I have, mate. It's taken me a while, I get it.
32:48But, you know, we're here now.
32:50Envelope. Take five steps.
32:52Roger's in. You're so not leaving, Roger.
32:54Take a seat.
32:56Where are you? Over.
32:58Take five steps.
33:00I don't need Roger to leave.
33:02If I attempt to do something harmful to you,
33:04he may have to come.
33:06What's going on?
33:08We're just chewing the fat. Over.
33:10Roger. Take five steps.
33:12Needless. Take five steps.
33:14Noose. Take five steps.
33:16Wonder. Take five steps.
33:18Is someone there?
33:20Is someone there?
33:22I can't do this to you, Roger.
33:24I've just got to nut this out somehow.
33:30Notorious. Over.
33:32Take five steps.
33:34Tommy!
33:36Tommy!
33:38All right.
33:40Neutral.
33:42Roger. Take five steps.
33:44Nautilus. Earth can wilt.
33:46Nature.
33:48Oh, my God.
33:50Oh, my gosh.
33:52Say sorry to Roger.
33:54You can say... No, I don't want to see his face again anymore.
33:56You sent me all the way off the property.
33:58I was on the road.
34:00You know where I went, mate?
34:02I went to hell.
34:08Now, that looked like a very long time to be stuck in a caravan.
34:10I just first feel like I have to ask all of you,
34:12are you OK?
34:14No.
34:16That broke me.
34:18I went home that night and I went back over
34:20old Taskmaster episodes
34:22to try and find other people
34:24who'd experienced things similar.
34:26I was broken.
34:28It's the equivalent of going to, like,
34:30a trauma support group.
34:32Well, Hughsey, you said in your head
34:34you went to hell.
34:37That was the worst day of my life.
34:39No, that was awful.
34:41That was... I'm bringing amnesty.
34:43That was bad. Seriously, you can't do that to people.
34:45Can I read out some things that Dave said?
34:47Yeah.
34:49Please, I have a family.
34:53It's like this task has been directed
34:55by that Shyamalan bloke from The Sixth Sense.
34:59And this is my favourite.
35:01I have missed something here, I think,
35:03and it's caused me to be in a less-than-relaxed situation.
35:07I feel like we need some scores.
35:09Well, after Lisa took Roger hostage,
35:11she took 53 minutes
35:13and 48 seconds to get me to the caravan.
35:15Walker's focus on Roger
35:17took him 56 minutes
35:19and 15 seconds to get me to the caravan.
35:21But for Dave's, I climbed over three
35:23fences, crawled through four cars,
35:25was out on a public
35:27road for more than 20 minutes
35:29and it took a total of one hour
35:31and 16 minutes and 24 seconds.
35:33APPLAUSE
35:35OK.
35:37We've got one more left
35:39and he's been very quiet throughout,
35:41which makes me feel all warm
35:43and fuzzy in my tummy.
35:45Back after the ads.
35:47APPLAUSE
35:59Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
36:01What's going on, Cashman?
36:03Our contestants are trying to get me to the caravan.
36:05The problem is there's a guy that looks like me called Roger
36:07standing in their view.
36:09There's also a code to move me and Roger at the same time.
36:11It's an easy code, we get it.
36:13Last up, it's Tommy Little.
36:17Hey, Tom.
36:19That's not Tom.
36:21I don't think I'm meant to talk to you yet.
36:23Roger.
36:25Tom, where are you? Over.
36:27Roger, take no steps.
36:29Why don't you just tell me how to make Roger move, over.
36:31Roger,
36:33take five steps.
36:38Forwards, over.
36:40Take no steps.
36:44Oh, hey, Tom. Hi, Tommy.
36:46Have you got any clues?
36:48None I can reveal.
36:50White shirt, over.
36:52Roger, take five steps.
36:56Wow!
36:58Tom, please take more steps, over.
37:00Take no steps.
37:02Range Rover. Kiwifruit. Bike.
37:04Apple, over.
37:06Take no steps. Dammit!
37:08Help! You can figure it out.
37:10I can't, bro. It's a brain game. I'm not good at brain games.
37:12I believe in you. Give me a hint!
37:14Roger, take no steps.
37:16Who's Roger? Over.
37:18Roger, take five steps.
37:22This game sucks, bro! Over.
37:24Take no steps.
37:27Actually, it hasn't got anything to do with the game.
37:29I just really need to chat to you,
37:31so can you come to the caravan, over.
37:33Roger, take no steps.
37:35Tom, this is where I'm going to die, isn't it?
37:37Roger, take no steps.
37:39I can't even see you anymore, bro.
37:41Both Roger and I have reached the bounds of the Rotary.
37:43He is committed.
37:45The poor boy's in the fence.
37:47Take no steps.
37:49F*** you, Tom. Over.
37:51Roger, take no steps.
37:53No, no, that wasn't for Roger, bro. That was just for you.
37:55Please, over. Take five steps.
37:57No!
37:59Stop f***ing moving, Roger!
38:01Trees. Xylophone.
38:03Helium balloons. Over.
38:05Take no steps. Terrible Tuesday.
38:07Grapes. Can we start again? Over.
38:09Radical radishes.
38:11Over.
38:13Roger, take no steps.
38:15God damn it!
38:19Eat an apple. Over.
38:21Roger, take five steps.
38:25Tom, this is where I'm going to die, isn't it?
38:27Take no steps.
38:29I'm not good at playing games. I believe in you.
38:31Eat an apple. Take five steps.
38:33Who's Roger?
38:35Take five steps. No.
38:37Five steps.
38:39Oh my gosh!
38:41Eager beavers. Over.
38:43Roger, take five steps.
38:45Earth is flat. Over.
38:47Roger, take five steps.
38:49Oh my God! Nobody's going to work that out!
38:51Even a genius wouldn't work that out. Over.
38:53Roger, take five steps.
38:57Neither of you are invited to the Christmas party. Over.
38:59Nickelback is Tom's favourite band. Over.
39:01I've never been happier and angrier to see you.
39:03Earrings are beautiful.
39:05Take five steps.
39:07Come to papa! Big ones! Big ones!
39:09Yes!
39:11Good time!
39:13You did it.
39:15Thank you, Roger.
39:17Um...
39:19No need to check the scores.
39:21That's to say it was quick.
39:23Talk us through your emotions.
39:25It was a pretty dark place, Tom.
39:27And so, you've got your pilot's licence.
39:29Yeah.
39:31And to get your pilot's licence,
39:33you had to learn about navigation, right?
39:35No, we don't do that in Riddles.
39:37My shock.
39:39Good to know.
39:41Okay, we're all desperate to know the score.
39:43Well, Tommy saw me after seven minutes
39:45and 11 seconds,
39:47but it still took him 51 minutes
39:49and 20 seconds to get me to the caravan,
39:51which is the second fastest.
39:53What is this?!
39:55APPLAUSE
39:57You're so funny.
39:59APPLAUSE
40:01We're so smart!
40:03Suck on that, youse!
40:05LAUGHTER
40:07How?!
40:09So that means Dave gets one point,
40:11Walker gets two,
40:14Frida Lisa, Tommy gets four
40:16and Emma wins the task with five points!
40:18APPLAUSE
40:20We did it!
40:22Okay, use those newfound senses
40:24of direction and navigate your way
40:26up onto the stage for the final
40:28task of the show!
40:30APPLAUSE
40:32MUSIC
40:34Dude, who's reading the task?
40:36Emma will read this one.
40:38Oh.
40:40Sing an original love song to the taskmaster
40:42with a 30-second melody.
40:44A bonus point will be given for the best lyrics.
40:46LAUGHTER
40:48I've got some great news for you, Emma, as well.
40:50You're up first.
40:52APPLAUSE
40:54Take it away, Emma.
40:56Walker, Tommy, Lisa, Dave.
40:58SONG PLAYS
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41:58SONG PLAYS
42:00SONG PLAYS
42:02SONG PLAYS
42:04SONG PLAYS
42:06What?
42:08Oh my god!
42:14Wow!
42:16What?
42:18Lipsync to your original love song.
42:24Best lipsyncing wins.
42:26Emma, please step up.
42:28APPLAUSE
42:32Do you think I could say this?
42:34Look at me.
42:36Emma, take it away.
42:39PIANO PLAYS
42:42Oh!
42:46Tom, please sing
42:49Your head is nice and shiny
42:53I could not love you more
42:56If my heart was so tiny
43:00I wish you were married
43:03And I wish I wasn't either
43:07But that's...
43:09LAUGHTER
43:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:14Next up, Marko, please step up to the plate.
43:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:19Take it away.
43:21PIANO PLAYS
43:24THEY SING
43:28Beautiful, smart, good-looking
43:33Everyone likes you
43:37Emily, you're the only one
43:43Makes everyone laugh, smile and happy
43:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:54Tommy, please step up to the microphone.
43:57Tommy, take it away.
44:00PIANO PLAYS
44:03My name's Tommy and your name's Tom
44:07Together we can make a mother****** bomb
44:11I want to get to know you
44:13In between the sheets
44:14Everything you do, yeah
44:16I find it really neat
44:18You're my mad, mad lover, yeah
44:21You drive me so very crazy, yeah
44:25You're my mad, mad lover, yeah
44:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:34OK, two more lip syncers to go.
44:37Why don't you go and wet your lips with a nice beverage?
44:39We'll see you after this.
44:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:53Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
44:55This is the last part of the show
44:57where I'm being serenaded by lip syncers.
44:59That's right, our contestants are lip syncing
45:01to their own songs that they wrote and recorded five minutes ago.
45:04Next up, Lisa, please step up to the microphone.
45:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:09Lisa, take it away.
45:11PIANO PLAYS
45:15I dream of you
45:23With those eyes oh so blue
45:30You make me feel so fuzzy wussy
45:39LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
45:44Incredible.
45:46Dave, please step up to the microphone.
45:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:50Take it away.
45:52MUSIC PLAYS
45:54Domination
46:00Domination
46:05When you get yelling
46:10I get a firefly in my belly
46:16I just want to look at you
46:20And be mesmerised by your smile
46:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:26Wow.
46:30All right, all you crooners,
46:32come down here so we can score the thing.
46:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:39OK.
46:41So I have to hand out some scores?
46:43Yes, please.
46:44It's just the best lip syncing, doesn't matter what the song is.
46:47That's right.
46:48One point to Waka, because his lips kind of didn't move.
46:51I'm going to give two points to Husey.
46:53His lips were moving very much out of sync with the lyrics,
46:56plus it was just horrific to have to be dragged through that again.
46:59Three points to Tommy Little.
47:01Again, great lip syncing and a great performance.
47:03Four points to Emma Holland.
47:05Almost couldn't tell that you were lip syncing.
47:07But five points to Lisa McKeown, because it was...
47:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:11It was perfect.
47:13You've also got to give a bonus point for the best lyrics.
47:16Oh, easy. Lisa.
47:17OK.
47:19Buying six points.
47:21So what does that do to the series scores?
47:24Well, as usual, we've got Dave Huse at the back on 112 points,
47:27but Emma is still in the lead with 157 points.
47:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:33And then for this episode, Dave is on nine points,
47:36we've got Waka on 11, Tommy on 15, Lisa on 17,
47:39but just pipping her by one point,
47:41Emma Holland's won another episode with 18 points.
47:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:45All right, Emma, get out of our sight
47:47and take your heebie-jeebie-dibbing bees with you.
47:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:52But what have we learnt?
47:53We learnt once again that Husey has zero musical talent.
47:56LAUGHTER
47:57And we learnt that Tom Cashman
47:59wants the words beepy-beepies on his gravestone.
48:02LAUGHTER
48:04Give one more cheer to Emma for cleaning up with another one.
48:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:08Thanks for watching. See you next time.
48:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:25Welcome to the season finale of Taskmaster.
48:28Oh, shit!
48:30Ah!
48:32You are a loser, mate!
48:34I like it. Thanks for saying that.
48:36I'll be honest, it's...through me.
48:40We need another ten episodes. We're just warming up, baby.