Taskmaster Australia S04E09
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00:05Where's Tom?
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04:51Brilliant.
04:54Oh!
04:57You know what?
04:58I've always thought you were a bit of a weird unit but that is off.
05:01LAUGHTER
05:02Where did you get your baby teeth from?
05:04Have you been keeping them...?
05:05Aren't your parents supposed to keep them?
05:07No, I've been stocking them up.
05:08I didn't want the tooth fairy to take them
05:10cos I figured if I kept all that money in savings
05:12the interest would build up.
05:13OK, I should give out some points. Yes, please.
05:15Well, I'm going to give one point to Walker. OK.
05:17Cos it's just an alarm, it's annoying.
05:19I don't think it gives me the heebie-jeebies as such.
05:21Gives you the beepy-beepies? Yeah.
05:23LAUGHTER
05:25Can we cut that out?
05:26LAUGHTER
05:28Did you just say, can we cut that out?
05:29No, no, no. Can we just get a pick-up of him saying it
05:31so we can definitely include it?
05:33LAUGHTER
05:34Say it again. The beepy-beepies.
05:36There you go.
05:37I just wanted to get it clean without me talking on top of you.
05:40And I'm going to give two points to Tommy Little
05:41because I feel like that was just an excuse to boast.
05:43I'm going to give three points to Lisa.
05:45Bad parking gives me the heebie-jeebies.
05:47Four points to Husey for the severed head.
05:50Five points to Emma because...
05:53..her baby teeth in my head.
05:55Bleagh!
05:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:58Bleagh!
06:01It was too much.
06:02All right, let's put some meat on this bone, OK?
06:05Of course. Here's a task prop-up.
06:07And this one goes out to all of you
06:08celebrating National Butterscotch Pudding Day today.
06:10Hope you're having a fantastic one.
06:17MUSIC PLAYS
06:25As I live and breathe...
06:26Hi, Emma. ..it isn't Tom.
06:28Hi, Dave. Hi, buddo.
06:30There's a lot going on here.
06:32Very muscular...
06:34..tusk master.
06:35I think he'll appreciate hearing that.
06:37Please choose an envelope.
06:38One of them. Mm.
06:41Anything.
06:42The same? No. It's different.
06:48Wait.
06:50Oh, thank you.
06:52Today is National Zip Code Day.
06:55Today is National Paul Day.
06:58National Collector Car Appreciation Day.
07:01International Retainer Day.
07:03National Walk Without Your Hands Day.
07:08Celebrate.
07:09Best celebrated day wins.
07:11You have 30 minutes.
07:13Your time starts now.
07:14It's a retainer.
07:15It's a retainer.
07:16That's something you put in your mouth, isn't it?
07:17That's a retainer.
07:18Paul Day.
07:19Were you aware of this before?
07:21No.
07:22National Walk Without Your Hands.
07:25What do you mean?
07:26I don't know what a collector car is.
07:28A collector car is used primarily in shows
07:30and historical exhibitions.
07:32Like, zip code is in, like...
07:34That's my real zip code.
07:36Baby, don't put that on.
07:37APPLAUSE
07:41OK, so just to be clear, these are actual national days.
07:44Each of the envelopes that they could have opened
07:46talked about specific days that on that particular day
07:49that they did the task was actually that day.
07:51For example, today, when we're filming this,
07:53it's National Fried Rice Day.
07:55It's National Concussion Awareness Day.
07:57It's National Gibberish Day.
08:00It's quite ironic that I mispronounced National Gibberish Day.
08:06Yeah, I know. It's giving me the beepy-beepies.
08:08LAUGHTER
08:10APPLAUSE
08:13Do you know why I said that then?
08:14Cos that means it'll be in the show now.
08:16LAUGHTER
08:18It is locked into the edit, buddy.
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21Alright, whose celebration will we see first?
08:23First up, celebrating National Collector Car Appreciation Day,
08:26it's Tommy Little.
08:28What a beautiful day to take a collector car for a burn.
08:33Oh, no! You're kidding!
08:35Not on the second Friday in July, everyone's favourite day.
08:38Let's have a look and see what the problem is.
08:42Ha!
08:45OK, let's do some manly stuff here.
08:48Oh! No.
08:50What the hell is that?
08:53God!
08:55Oh!
08:58Oh, yeah!
09:03OK, that should have fixed the problem.
09:06Oh!
09:10Oh, yeah!
09:12It's time to party.
09:14Cue the awesome fireworks and royalty-free music.
09:21Oh, yeah!
09:24Collector Car Day.
09:25Shall we go?
09:27Yeah, let's go.
09:29Shall we go?
09:30Shall we go now?
09:32Let's go!
09:33Let's go!
09:35Shall we go now?
09:36Let's go!
09:38Shall we?
09:40Shall we go now?
09:43Yeah, let's go!
09:49Wow!
09:52I don't remember seeing that cool sports car at the Taskmaster Retreat.
09:56Where did you get it from?
09:57Bought it myself.
09:59I don't want to, like, you know, ruin the special effects,
10:02but was it pulled by a string?
10:04No, on Collector Car Day, they all come alive.
10:13OK, so how would you describe that celebration?
10:15How were you celebrating it?
10:16So, what you didn't see in that shot, cos it was quite limited,
10:19is it was a big rally of...
10:21What's it called when a lot of cars get together?
10:23I think it's called traffic.
10:25Yeah.
10:26We were in a big traffic.
10:28OK, well, keep that celebration going
10:30and go get yourself some butterscotch pudding
10:33and go full slot mode on it.
10:35Back after this.
10:49Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster, where we are celebrating.
10:53That's right, our contestants are celebrating International Days
10:56that took place on the days that they all filmed.
10:58So far, we've seen Tommy celebrate National Collector Car Appreciation Day
11:02and he didn't even beepy-beepy.
11:07Next up, celebrating National Work Without Your Hands Day
11:10and International Retainer Day, it's Waka and Dave.
11:14Thank you for coming.
11:16Today is a celebration.
11:17Say thank you to the hands.
11:19And first, we're going to write thank you letter to the hands.
11:25International Retainer Day, let's celebrate it.
11:29Sometimes your smile's crooked, like me.
11:32Your opportunities are limited.
11:38All right, T, all right, good, good, good.
11:41Thank you, hands.
11:48Tom Gleeson, don't lie to us.
11:50When you've had the work done, you tell us.
11:52You had it done yum, and that's how that smile happened.
11:56You wore your retainer because you're a focused guy who completed degrees.
12:02Everyone have a drink.
12:04Thank you for that.
12:05Hands.
12:15Ooh, yum.
12:17These teeth stood the test of time.
12:20Tom should be smiling.
12:21Your hair's gone, but your smile's not gone.
12:24The cake, cake, cake.
12:31Wear your retainers, love life, and be a winner.
12:36International Retainer Day, thank you.
12:38My case is closed.
12:52So, Hughsy, I'm not sure it was a celebration as such.
12:55It just felt like a presentation.
12:57It did feel like a presentation, yeah.
12:59The best celebration is what I'm looking for.
13:01Yeah.
13:02You were, weren't you?
13:03Yeah.
13:06I'm just saying I may not have found it in yours, Hughsy.
13:09Yeah, I'm becoming really aware of that.
13:13All right, Waka.
13:14Yes.
13:15You were doing all kinds of things with your feet.
13:18Yeah, because...
13:19It was very impressive.
13:20Yeah, and it was a celebration for walking without hands.
13:23Yeah, and also it was great how you decorated your feet.
13:26You drew some pictures on your feet.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Yeah, how did you do that?
13:39By my feet.
13:41Oh, really?
13:42You used one foot to draw on the other foot?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Wow.
13:46Wow.
13:47You were so much better at that
13:48than all the other tasks you did with your feet.
13:52All right, throw your hands in the air and make us care who's next.
13:55Finally, celebrating National Zip Code Day and National Pool Day,
13:58it's Emma and Lisa.
14:00Does anybody here know a pool?
14:05Two hands.
14:06Maybe I can speak to their pools.
14:08I could bake a cake.
14:10Cakes are celebratory.
14:11Oh, celebratory.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Can you see me?
14:14Oh, hi.
14:16Paul, I'm Lisa.
14:18It's really nice to meet you.
14:20I'm just... Hello, Paul.
14:22Hello, Lisa.
14:23How much time do I have?
14:2424 minutes and 27 seconds.
14:25I reckon I can bake in that time.
14:27But I am also delusional.
14:28Do you know why you were called Paul?
14:31I was told because I was going to be a saint.
14:34They got that wrong.
14:36I'm going to need baking past something to make it rise.
14:39What's that?
14:40What is that?
14:41I have no idea.
14:44How would you like to see pools celebrated?
14:47What are your thoughts?
14:48I'd like to see a good one.
14:50I love music.
14:52I think they're cooked.
14:54Brown icing for the...
14:55Chocolate icing.
14:56Oh.
14:57Brown.
14:58It's inarguably brown.
14:59Okay.
15:00Goodbye.
15:02See you.
15:03Bye.
15:04Bye, Paul.
15:06See ya.
15:07I'm not sure how to turn this phone off.
15:10Yeah, I'm having trouble too.
15:12Okay.
15:14All right.
15:17Do you know what, Paul?
15:18Seeing you still there, do you just want to stay with me while I work this out?
15:22Yeah.
15:23All right.
15:24I'm going to give you a tune, Paul.
15:25So something like this.
15:27Today is Paul day.
15:31So can you sing that back with me, Paul?
15:33Paul day.
15:36Paul day.
15:39Happy zip code day to you.
15:45Happy zip code day to you.
15:49Today is Paul day.
15:52Paul day.
15:54Paul day.
15:57Today is Paul day.
15:59Paul day.
16:01Paul day.
16:03All right.
16:04See you later.
16:05Happy Paul day.
16:06Have a good one.
16:08Brilliant, man.
16:09Do you want to have some?
16:10Yeah, I'd love you to.
16:13How is it?
16:14Oh, it's extremely salty.
16:16Is it?
16:22Oh my God, it's so, I'm so sorry.
16:30So Lisa, it seemed like a genuine celebration.
16:32It was, it really was.
16:34I don't think it's a big stretch to say I reckon you really made Paul's day.
16:37Look, I had a great day with Paul.
16:39I mean, I feel like, have we got many Pauls here?
16:41Are there many, a show of hands for Pauls?
16:43Oh, there's one Paul?
16:45Oh, well, next year I'll find you.
16:47We'll celebrate you.
16:49Yeah.
16:50That was a great celebration.
16:51And also it was good to see Lisa fumbling around with the phone again.
16:54Because we all remember her trying to get through YouTube
16:56and that was a nightmare.
16:59APPLAUSE
17:02OK, so, Emma,
17:04why were you so concerned about giving out your postcode?
17:07I didn't understand that.
17:09Yeah.
17:11No, but I mean, they bleeped it again just then.
17:14That's their decision and they're trying to censor women, so...
17:22OK, now, you made a cake.
17:24That's a genuine celebration, isn't it?
17:26So you made a cake and instead of using sugar, you used salt.
17:29Yeah, well...
17:30Is that a celebration or a prank?
17:32Well, OK, so I thought because zip code day is inherently geeky,
17:35what better way to celebrate than make a nerd suffer?
17:41Yeah, I don't know.
17:42That feels like a repair you've made to your task.
17:44Well, I have to give out some scores, don't I?
17:46Yeah.
17:47Well, I'm going to give one point to Emma
17:49because I think a cake with salt in it...
17:51You know, I'm no expert, but that could...
17:53That really ruins a celebration.
17:55Then I'm going to give two points to Hughsy
17:57because it was a presentation, but at least it didn't ruin anyone's day
18:00by being a terrible salty cake.
18:03I'm going to give three points to Tommy Little
18:05because it looked cool, it was a bit of a celebration.
18:07Four points to Waka because you did a lot of, you know,
18:09stuff without your hands, but there's no arguing
18:11that I think Lisa McHugh made Paul's day.
18:14He was really thrilled.
18:15Wonderful.
18:16All over Australia would be absolutely thrilled.
18:19So five points to Lisa.
18:21So what about the episode scores? How are they going?
18:24There's a few meaningless scores at the bottom,
18:25but all that matters is Lisa is out in front on eight points.
18:28Oh, great.
18:31All right, McCartney, Hogan, Milk,
18:33we're going to take a break to celebrate some of my favourite Pauls.
18:37See you after this.
18:50Hello, welcome back.
18:51Taskmaster episode nine.
18:53How are we going, baby cakes?
18:55We're going pretty well, Papa Strudel.
18:58We're about to do another task.
19:00This one's a team task and things are about to get really bouncy.
19:03Well, for 60% of our contestants at least.
19:16Swap, swap, swap, swash, swash, swash.
19:18Hi, Lisa. Hi, Dave.
19:19Buddy.
19:20Get out of here.
19:23All right.
19:24Hi, Rocca.
19:25Hi, Emma.
19:26Hi, Tom.
19:27Hi, Tom.
19:28Hi, Tom.
19:29I like your helmets.
19:32All right.
19:33Do you want to grab it?
19:34Paint a true-to-life painting of three people
19:37jumping in a jumpy castle.
19:39Paint a true-to-life painting of two people painting in a field.
19:43You must be jumping continuously.
19:45Only one person may touch the canvas at a time.
19:48Only one person may touch the paintbrush at a time.
19:52Only one person may touch the paint and palette at a time.
19:56Most true-to-life painting wins.
19:58You have ten minutes.
20:00Your time starts...
20:01When your shoes are off.
20:02When your shoes are off.
20:03When your shoes are off.
20:05Oh!
20:08You don't know how to do it.
20:10That is funny.
20:12OK, so, Lisa, Dave, do you get why you didn't have shoes on now?
20:16Yeah.
20:17Didn't you trust us in a jumpy castle?
20:20You weren't going to break a hip, did you?
20:23To be honest, yes, it was a concern.
20:28OK, Piscarso, I want to see some art.
20:30OK, then, with opposite tasks but for the foot situation,
20:33it's Dave, Lisa, Walker, Emma and Tommy.
20:36Oh, this is fun, though.
20:38All right.
20:39OK.
20:40That's cool, I want to do it.
20:42I need green.
20:44Oh, ****.
20:45Oh, sorry.
20:46Yeah, this is much harder than I thought it would be.
20:49It's so exhausting.
20:50So I'm thinking of doing a round one, like...
20:52Is there a trick here that we're missing
20:54or is this just a straight up and down?
20:56Oh, my God!
20:59Hold the brush still and I can...
21:01Emma.
21:03Keep bouncing, Tommy.
21:04I'm bouncing!
21:05Keep bouncing.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07I'm so out of breath.
21:09Are they people?
21:10No, no, they're stars.
21:11I'm decorating the jumping castle.
21:13People are like this, that's one person.
21:15That is, that's so good.
21:17Yeah, that's good.
21:18That's the painting.
21:19Well done.
21:20We're nearly done.
21:21We're not nearly done, there's no people in it.
21:23OK, that's the canvas.
21:25This one here.
21:26Where are they?
21:27This person's really tall.
21:29Why are they so high?
21:30Because they're...
21:31They've double bounced them.
21:32Yeah.
21:33They've got double bounce.
21:34Tommy, you want a challenge?
21:35You ready to cut?
21:36Yeah.
21:37One, two, three.
21:39That was good.
21:40Yeah, that was good.
21:41I think that's actually pretty good.
21:43It's really good.
21:44What time are they live?
21:45Arm, arm, leg, leg.
21:48Keep bouncing.
21:49I'm trying, it's tiring.
21:50You've done really well.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:53Hang on, what are you doing there?
21:54That's the lake.
21:55Why are they on a lake?
21:56I don't know, because you know how you go to a fair
21:58and sometimes it's on a lake.
22:00It's good, I think it's really good.
22:02Oh, yes.
22:03Who gives a shit about wind?
22:04Does that have to be?
22:05We're going to die.
22:06It's realistic.
22:07It's wonderful.
22:08And I think it worked.
22:09Can you add a bit of green?
22:11Oh, shit.
22:12Crow flying over the Ferris wheel, yeah?
22:16Yeah.
22:17And then I sign.
22:18Yeah, just sign it.
22:19Beautiful.
22:20I reckon they look like they're having a good time.
22:30So, to the B team, or better team,
22:32how tired were you after that task?
22:34Wrecked.
22:35It was crazy.
22:36We were exhausted.
22:37Now can you see why we didn't put the aged team in there?
22:40We wouldn't have been complaining.
22:42We would have been here celebrating a great day
22:44on a jumpy castle, so...
22:46Hughsy, you'd be dead.
22:47I wouldn't be...
22:50This woman won Dancing With The Stars against some of those...
22:53That's an entirely different show.
22:55Well, Hughsy, to be fair,
22:57when I said the aged team were worried about the two of you,
23:00it was actually you.
23:03Unfortunately, Lisa just got hoovered up.
23:07So, Emma, is it true you have a fine arts degree?
23:11That's true, yes.
23:12Yeah, does it help in...?
23:13I don't think it's fine, I think it's great.
23:18Can we cut that?
23:21Gave me the beepy-beepies.
23:24OK, so I have to decide on points for the two paintings.
23:28Yes, it's most true-to-life wins.
23:30OK, let's have a look at the two paintings.
23:32OK.
23:34It would appear that being stationary was an advantage.
23:39I think Dave and Lisa's painting's slightly better,
23:41not heaps better, cos I like the other one.
23:43I mean, it has to be the most lifelike,
23:45so I'm going to give 5-5 and 3-3-3.
23:47OK.
23:48Oh, that's great, Dave.
23:50You did it, you did it.
23:51We have been focusing, I guess, on the true-to-life bit of the task.
23:55Could I just read one other bit here?
23:57It says...
24:04LAUGHTER
24:05I think that's something you might want to see.
24:07So now we can decorate the rest of the place.
24:09Yeah, but make it lifelike.
24:11OK, here we go.
24:12BUZZER
24:13You've done really well. Oh, my God.
24:15Get your fingers ready, cos you're up next.
24:18What am I doing?
24:19Last minute.
24:20BUZZER
24:21I need to do a bird.
24:22OK, go.
24:23You know, like an ice-cream truck kind of thing?
24:26A big Ferris wheel, kind of like at the back.
24:28And then I'm just going to... Oh, I'm going to touch that.
24:31Can you...?
24:32APPLAUSE
24:38So, I take it back.
24:40That's instant disqualification,
24:42so it's actually 0-0-3-3-3.
24:44OK. Hang on, but you...
24:46What the...?
24:49But you cannot take the points back.
24:51Once the points are delivered, the points have to stay.
24:53You know, though, Dave,
24:54we're always going to have that moment together.
24:56Just take that and we'll just leave it.
24:58No, we want the points as well!
25:00Hey, Hughes, I know how you usually bite your lip on things like this,
25:03but I reckon it's your time to go for it.
25:06You gave us the points, mate.
25:07People have walked out of the lounge room,
25:09they're going to come back confused.
25:16If they walked out of the lounge room,
25:18it was only cos you were on screen, Hughesy.
25:21Don't clap that.
25:22Come on.
25:23Come on.
25:24So, yeah, with the disqualification, it's 0-0-3-3-3.
25:27OK.
25:30OK, watching all that castle jumping
25:32has puffed Hughesy out to the point of needing a water break.
25:35So we'll be back after this.
25:49Hello, welcome back to Castmasters.
25:51Sometimes I say funny things when we return from the break.
25:54This is not one of those times.
25:56What's going on, Cashman?
25:57Uniform, Papa, November, Echo, X-ray, Tango.
26:00We have a new task.
26:16I like it when there's no-one.
26:18Is Tom here?
26:21Oh, that's a long task.
26:23Summon Tom to the caravan with the walkie-talkie.
26:26He may not lead the caravan.
26:28Tom will move five steps for any correct word
26:31in the direction that the correct word corresponds to.
26:34Once a correct word has been used, it cannot be used again.
26:37The first word stated in each transmission counts.
26:41You must complete each transmission with the phrase, over.
26:44It is also polite to respond to any received transmission
26:47with, Roger.
26:48Fastest to get Tom to the caravan wins.
26:51Just time starts now.
26:53Caravan, over.
26:56Roger, take no steps.
27:04OK, so it's pretty simple.
27:05They can't leave the caravan and using walkie-talkies
27:08they have to get you back to the caravan.
27:10That's it.
27:11First up, for us to have a gawky with a walkie-talkie,
27:13it's Emma Holland.
27:16Tom, is that you standing outside by yourself against a tree, over?
27:19Roger, take no steps.
27:21Is that him?
27:22I can't tell if that's him.
27:23Tom, move north, south, east or west, over.
27:26Roger, take no steps.
27:28This is going to be a nightmare.
27:30I've got to be missing something, right?
27:32Was this always here?
27:33Esky, over.
27:35Roger, take five steps.
27:39Esky.
27:40Emma, over.
27:42Roger, take five steps.
27:44Oh, is he east?
27:46Spider, over.
27:47Roger, take five steps.
27:49All right, I'm getting this now.
27:51W for west.
27:52Windscreen, over.
27:54Roger, take five steps.
27:56I get it.
27:57Suddenly, over.
27:59Stingray, over.
28:00Superlative, show-stopping.
28:02Roger, take five steps.
28:05That's not Tom.
28:07Who are you?
28:11Buongiorno, my name's Roger.
28:13Oh, f***.
28:15I hate you.
28:17What if I just get Roger to come here?
28:19Southport, over.
28:20Take five steps.
28:21Egg.
28:22Take five steps.
28:24What do you know?
28:26Can you call Tom?
28:27You can't do anything, can you?
28:29Have you ever experienced a great loss in your life?
28:32Is Roger allowed to talk to me?
28:33Roger is not permitted to talk to you
28:35other than to introduce himself.
28:36Buongiorno.
28:37Buongiorno.
28:38Okay, Roger, I'm going to send you in that direction
28:40and see what happens.
28:41Nosebleed, over.
28:43Roger, take five steps.
28:44Noose.
28:45Take five steps.
28:47Oh, my God!
28:55Nepotism, over.
28:57Roger, take five steps.
28:59Knew.
29:00Nay, like the horse.
29:01Nab.
29:02Never.
29:03Wave.
29:05Hi, Emma.
29:06Can you, like, angle your...
29:07No.
29:08I only work on a grid system.
29:10Wake, over.
29:11Nirvana, over.
29:12Edging, over.
29:14Over.
29:18Can I go now?
29:19Am I allowed out?
29:20Thanks, Emma.
29:21Bye.
29:27I must say, I knew it wasn't Les and Tom straight away
29:29because he wasn't annoying.
29:31We've met Roger before, haven't we?
29:33Yeah, he was in The Pizza Task in season one.
29:36His name is Oliver and he brought us chocolates.
29:40Okay, so, Emma, I liked your small talk with the Roger.
29:43You made small talk with him by saying,
29:45have you experienced great loss in your life?
29:47It's a difficult question to ask someone
29:49who's only allowed to say bonjourna.
29:52I just thought it'd be a nice way to connect.
29:54When did it dawn on you how to play?
29:57The code pretty quickly,
29:59but then I spent quite a while with Roger interrogating him.
30:02The code was pretty obvious, wasn't it?
30:06OK, so, they were looking out the window
30:08and they were looking at Roger, but where were you?
30:11I was real close.
30:12Would you like to see a photo of where I was? Yeah.
30:14This is where Roger was on the retreat.
30:16That's the contestant's position in the caravan.
30:19That's where I was.
30:26I was only 17 metres away.
30:28Right, so, how'd Emma do?
30:30Emma took 31 minutes and 44 seconds to get me to the caravan.
30:34Felt longer.
30:38OK, who's finding you next?
30:41Like James Bond, it's time for Roger Moore...
30:44..with Lisa, Dave and Walker.
30:46OK.
30:47Anything here now? Nothing there?
30:49Damn it, this is going to be a tough one.
30:52Tom, please come to the caravan. Over.
30:54Roger, take no steps.
30:58Run. Over.
31:00Take no steps.
31:01Please walk backwards.
31:03Take no steps.
31:05This should be something simple.
31:07South. Over.
31:08South. Over.
31:10Take five steps.
31:15Sunshine.
31:16Take five steps.
31:18Shark.
31:19Take five steps.
31:21So, something starts from S.
31:24Kookaburra.
31:25Come hither.
31:26Barbecue.
31:27Please.
31:28Roger, take no steps.
31:31Wind.
31:32Take five steps.
31:34I got it. Yes. Yes.
31:37South-west. Over.
31:38Take five steps.
31:39Opposite of north.
31:41Take no steps.
31:43Hang on, I don't think I'm looking at Tom. Over.
31:47Roger, take no steps.
31:49It sounds like you've met Roger.
31:51That's not Tom.
31:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
31:57Where the f*** are you?
31:59Over.
32:00Roger, take five steps.
32:02Were those steps towards you? Over.
32:05Sorry, I'm a bit busy.
32:08Look at me. Over.
32:10Roger, take no steps.
32:12I want to talk to him first.
32:14Easter. Over.
32:16That's scary. Who is that?
32:19I'll give you 20 bucks if you cheat. Over.
32:21Take no steps.
32:23Tiptoe.
32:24I'm sorry.
32:25Dance.
32:26Situation.
32:27Lunch.
32:28Sydney.
32:29Moonwalk.
32:30Where's Tom?
32:32Shopping trolley. Over.
32:34Roger, take five steps.
32:38Notebook.
32:39Take five steps.
32:40Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.
32:43Have you figured out a pattern?
32:44Yeah, I have, mate. It's taken me a while, I get it.
32:46But, you know, we're here now.
32:48Envelope.
32:49Take five steps.
32:50Roger's in.
32:51You're so not leaving, Roger.
32:53Take a seat.
32:54Where are you? Over.
32:56Take five steps.
32:58Okay.
32:59I don't need Roger to leave.
33:01If I attempt to do something harmful to you,
33:04he may have to come.
33:05What's going on?
33:06We're just chewing the fat. Over.
33:08Roger, take five steps.
33:11Needless.
33:12Take five steps.
33:13Noose.
33:14Take five steps.
33:16Wonder.
33:17Take five steps.
33:18Is someone there?
33:20Is someone there?
33:21I can't do this to you, Roger.
33:23I've just got to nut this out somehow.
33:29Notorious. Over.
33:31Take five steps.
33:33Tommy!
33:35Tommy!
33:39All right.
33:41Neutral.
33:42Roger, take five steps.
33:44Nautilus.
33:45Earth can wilt.
33:46Nature.
33:49Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.
33:51Say sorry to the Roger.
33:53You can say...
33:54No, I don't want to see his face again anymore.
33:57You sent me all the way off the property.
33:59I was on the road.
34:00You know where I went, mate?
34:02I went to hell.
34:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:09Now, that looked like a very long time to be stuck in a caravan.
34:12I just first feel like I have to ask all of you, are you OK?
34:16No.
34:17That broke me.
34:18I went home that night and I went back over old Taskmaster
34:22episodes to try and find other people
34:24who'd experienced things similar.
34:27I was broken.
34:29It's the equivalent of going to, like, a trauma support group.
34:33Well, Hughsey, you said in your head you went to hell.
34:36It was the worst day of my life.
34:38No, that was awful.
34:40That was... I'm bringing amnesty.
34:42That was bad.
34:43Seriously, you can't do that to people.
34:45Can I read out some things that Dave said?
34:47Yeah.
34:48Please, I have a family.
34:52It's like this task has been directed
34:54by that Shyamalan bloke from The Sixth Sense.
34:59And this is my favourite.
35:00I have missed something here, I think,
35:02and it's caused me to be in a less-than-relaxed situation.
35:07I feel like we need some scores.
35:09Well, after Lisa took Roger hostage,
35:11she took 53 minutes and 48 seconds to get me to the caravan.
35:15Walker's focus on Roger took him 56 minutes and 15 seconds
35:19to get me to the caravan.
35:21But for Dave's, I climbed over three fences,
35:23crawled through four cars,
35:25was out on a public road for more than 20 minutes,
35:29and took a total of one hour and 16 minutes and 24 seconds.
35:35OK.
35:37We've got one more left, and he's been very quiet throughout,
35:40which makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my tummy.
35:44Back after the ads.
35:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:59Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster.
36:01What's going on, Cashman?
36:02Our contestants are trying to get me to the caravan.
36:04The problem is there's a guy that looks like me called Roger
36:07standing in their view.
36:08There's also a code to move me and Roger at the same time.
36:11It's an easy code. We get it.
36:13What's up? It's Tommy Little.
36:17Hey, Tom.
36:19That's not Tom.
36:21I don't think I'm meant to talk to you yet. Roger.
36:24Tom, where are you? Over.
36:27Roger, take no steps.
36:29Why don't you just tell me how to make Roger move? Over.
36:32Roger, take five steps.
36:39Forwards. Over.
36:40Take no steps.
36:44Oh, hey, Tom. Hi, Tommy.
36:46Have you got any clues? None I can reveal.
36:49Mmm.
36:50White shirt. Over.
36:52Roger, take five steps.
36:56Wow!
36:58Can you please take more steps? Over.
37:00Take no steps.
37:01Range Rover.
37:02Kiwifruit.
37:03Bike.
37:04Apple. Over.
37:05Take no steps.
37:06Damn it!
37:07Help.
37:08You can figure it out.
37:09I can't, bro. It's a brain game. I'm not good at brain games.
37:12Give me a hint!
37:13Roger, take no steps.
37:15Who's Roger? Over.
37:17Roger, take five steps.
37:19Argh!
37:21This game sucks, bro. Over.
37:23Take no steps.
37:24Tom, wait. Bro, this...
37:26Actually, it hasn't got anything to do with the game.
37:28I just really need to chat to you,
37:30so can you come to the caravan? Over.
37:32Roger, take no steps.
37:33Tom, this is where I'm going to die, isn't it?
37:35Roger, take no steps.
37:37I can't even see you anymore, bro.
37:39Both Roger and I have reached the bounds of the rotary.
37:42He is committed to porvos in the fence.
37:45Take no steps.
37:47F*** you, Tom. Over.
37:49Roger, take no steps.
37:51Nah, nah, that wasn't for Roger, bro. That was just for you.
37:53Go f*** yourself forever, please. Over.
37:55Take five steps.
37:56No!
37:58Stop f***ing moving, Roger!
38:01Trees.
38:02Xylophone.
38:03Helium balloons. Over.
38:04Take no steps.
38:05Terrible Tuesday.
38:06Grapes.
38:07Start again. Over.
38:09Radical radishes. Over.
38:12Roger, take no steps.
38:14God damn it!
38:18Eat an apple. Over.
38:20Roger, take five steps.
38:26Tom, this is where I'm going to die, isn't it?
38:28Take no steps.
38:29I'm not good at playing games.
38:30I believe in you.
38:31Eat an apple.
38:32Take five steps.
38:33Who's Roger?
38:34Take five steps.
38:35No.
38:36Take no steps.
38:37Five steps.
38:38Take no steps.
38:39Oh my gosh!
38:40Eager beavers. Over.
38:42Roger, take five steps.
38:44Earth is flat. Over.
38:45Roger, take five steps.
38:47Oh my God!
38:49No one's going to work that out!
38:51Even a genius wouldn't work that out. Over.
38:53Roger, take five steps.
38:57Neither of you are invited to the Christmas party. Over.
39:00Nickelback is Tom's favourite band. Over.
39:02Have you ever been happier and angrier to see you?
39:05Earrings are beautiful.
39:06Take five steps.
39:07Come to papa. Big ones. Big ones.
39:11Yes!
39:12Good time.
39:13You did it.
39:14That was awesome.
39:15Thank you, Roger.
39:23No need to check the scores, just to say it was quick.
39:26Talk us through your emotions.
39:29It was a pretty dark place, Tom.
39:31And so, you've got your pilot's licence,
39:33and to get your pilot's licence,
39:35you had to learn about navigation, right?
39:37No, we don't do that in Riddles.
39:39My shocker.
39:41Good to know.
39:42OK, we're all desperate to know the score.
39:44Well, Tommy saw me after seven minutes and 11 seconds,
39:48but it still took him 51 minutes and 20 seconds
39:51to get me to the caravan, which is the second fastest.
39:54Is it?!
39:56Yes!
40:00You're so funny.
40:05We're so smart!
40:07Suck on that, youse!
40:09Oh!
40:10How?!
40:11So that means Dave gets one point, Walker gets two,
40:14Frida, Lisa, Tommy gets four,
40:16and Emma wins the task with five points.
40:19We did it. We did it, Dave.
40:21OK, use those newfound senses of direction
40:24and navigate your way up onto the stage
40:26for the final task of the show.
40:33Dude, who's reading the task?
40:35Emma will read this one.
40:37Oh.
40:38Sing an original love song to the Taskmaster
40:41over your 30-second melody.
40:43A bonus point will be given for the best lyrics.
40:46I've got some great news for you, Emma, as well.
40:48You're up first.
40:54Take it away, Emma.
40:55Walker, Tommy, Lisa, Dave.
40:57THEY SING
40:59Lisa, your hair is nice and shiny
41:04I could not love you more
41:07If my heart was so tiny
41:12Taskmaster
41:14You're topless and you're beautiful
41:18Smart, good-looking
41:21Everyone likes you
41:25My name's Tommy
41:27And your name's Tom
41:29Together we could be the motherf***ing bomb
41:33I want to get to know you
41:35In between the sheets
41:36And everything you do, yeah
41:38I find it really neat
41:41I'm dreaming of you
41:47With those eyes oh so blue
41:52Tom, listen
41:59Tommy, listen
42:04I just want to look at you
42:08And be mesmerised by your smile
42:18What? Oh, my God.
42:20No.
42:22What?
42:25Lip-sync to your original love song.
42:30Best lip-syncing wins.
42:32Emma, please step up.
42:34Emma, take it away.
42:43Tom, listen
42:46Your hair is nice and shiny
42:50I could not love you more
42:53If my heart was so tiny
42:57I wish you were married
43:00I wish you were married
43:02And I wish I wasn't either
43:06But that's okay
43:14Next up, Marko, please step up to the plate.
43:19Take it away.
43:23Taskmaster
43:26You're topless and you're beautiful
43:29You're smart
43:31You're looking
43:33Everyone likes you
43:37Emily, you're the one
43:43Makes everyone laugh
43:46Smile and happy
43:54Tommy, please step up to the microphone.
43:57Tommy, take it away.
44:03My name's Tommy
44:05And your name's Tom
44:07Because of each other
44:09Motherfucker, you're gone
44:11I want to get to know you
44:13In between the sheets
44:14Everything you do, yeah
44:16I find it really neat
44:18You're my Taskmaster, yeah
44:22You drive me so very crazy, yeah
44:25You're my Taskmaster, yeah
44:34Okay, two more lip syncers to go.
44:37Why don't you go and wet your lips with a nice beverage?
44:39We'll see you after this.
44:42Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
44:45This is the last part of the show
44:46where I'm being serenaded by lip syncers.
44:49That's right, our contestants are lip syncing
44:51to their own songs that they wrote and recorded
44:53five minutes ago.
44:54Next up, Lisa, please step up to the microphone.
44:59Lisa, take it away.
45:01Lisa, please step up to the microphone.
45:04Lisa, take it away.
45:06Lisa, take it away.
45:09Lisa, take it away.
45:16I'm dreaming of you
45:22With those eyes oh so blue
45:29You make me feel so fuzzy wussy
45:44Incredible.
45:45Dave, please step up to the microphone.
45:50Take it away.
45:51Take it away.
45:54Domination
46:00Domination
46:06When you get yelling
46:10I've got a fire in my belly
46:16I just want to look at you
46:20And be at your best
46:25Wow.
46:29All right, all you crooners,
46:31come down here so we can score the thing.
46:38OK.
46:40So I have to hand out some scores?
46:42Yes, please.
46:43All right.
46:44It's just the best lip syncing,
46:45doesn't matter what the song is.
46:46That's right.
46:47One point to Waka,
46:48so his lips kind of didn't move.
46:51I'm going to give two points to Husey.
46:52His lips were moving very much out of sync with the lyrics,
46:55plus it was just horrific to have to be dragged through that again.
46:58Three points to Tommy Little.
47:00Again, great lip syncing and a great performance.
47:02Four points to Emma Holland.
47:04Almost couldn't tell that you were lip syncing.
47:06But five points to Lisa McKeown because it was...
47:09It was perfect.
47:13You've also got to give a bonus point for the best lyrics.
47:15Oh, easy.
47:16Lisa.
47:18Buying six points.
47:21So what does that do to the series scores?
47:23Well, as usual, we've got Dave Huse at the back on 112 points,
47:27but Emma is still in the lead with 157 points.
47:33And then for this episode, Dave is on nine points,
47:36we've got Waka on 11, Tommy on 15, Lisa on 17,
47:39but just pipping her by one point,
47:41Emma Holland's won another episode with 18 points.
47:44All right, Emma, get out of our sight
47:46and take your heebie-jeebie giving things with you.
47:51But what have we learnt?
47:52We learnt once again that Husey has zero musical talent.
47:56And we learnt that Tom Cashman wants the words
48:00beepy-beepies on his gravestone.
48:03Give one more cheer to Emma for cleaning up with another one.
48:07Thanks for watching. See you next time.
48:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:25Welcome to the season finale of Taskmaster.
48:28Oh, shit!
48:30Argh!
48:32You are a loser, mate.
48:34I kind of like it. Thanks for saying that.
48:36I'll be honest, he's f***ed through me.
48:40We need another ten episodes. We're just warming up, baby.