Taskmaster AU S04 E10
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00:00That's a shocking start.
00:04Tom!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:14Where's Tom?
00:22No!
00:24I hate you.
00:26Let me out of here!
00:38Hello, welcome to Taskmaster,
00:40or as the oldies know it,
00:42the gritty reboot of Burjo's catchphrase.
00:44Or as the youth know it,
00:46the woke remake of Hot Dogs Up Late.
00:48Or as you and I know it,
00:50the season finale.
00:52Racing towards the end of the competition for arbitrary glory
00:58and a yellow highlight around their name
01:00on this season's Wikipedia entry
01:02are Dave Hughes,
01:04Emma Holland,
01:06Lisa McHugh,
01:10Takashi Wakasugi,
01:12and Tony Little.
01:14And next to me,
01:16the guy who wasn't sure about working for Channel 10
01:18because back in the day,
01:20Cheese TV was too rude for him.
01:22It's Tom Cashman.
01:24How are you, mate?
01:26Not bad, now I've got this.
01:28Yeah, you've really committed, haven't you?
01:30Yeah.
01:31I think now people are finally going to take me seriously.
01:33Okay.
01:34Not in general.
01:35Just when I say the phrase,
01:36I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.
01:38Because most people,
01:39when they say that phrase,
01:40people think,
01:41well, they don't have a ten-foot pole.
01:43But then I say it.
01:44But then I say it.
01:45People are going to think,
01:46I've heard he actually has one at home.
01:49Because most people,
01:50when they say that phrase,
01:51people think,
01:52well, they don't have a ten-foot pole.
01:54Whereas, when I say it,
01:55people are going to think,
01:56I've heard he actually has one at home.
01:59It's not bad,
02:00but do you think we should start the show again
02:02without you holding it,
02:03just in case,
02:04just so we've got options?
02:07like seriously don't encourage him
02:13okay let's have the last prize task for the season please of course our first task is a
02:19prize task each of our contestants have brought in a prize and the winner of tonight's episode
02:23will take home all five of those prizes tonight our contestants have brought in what they consider
02:28to be the most satisfying thing to throw into the grand canyon tommy what have you brought in
02:34uh mine's pretty self-explanatory yeah you all get it let's move on i don't get it what is it i did
02:45the celebrity grand prix and i broke the record for most number of cars written off and they told
02:50me i wasn't allowed to take any pieces of the cars but because i wrote off so many they couldn't keep
02:54track of them all so that's a bit i have and i thought there's been plenty of scenes in movies
02:58where people have driven cars like into the grand canyon but no one's just thrown a bit
03:03did you bring this in just so you could mention you did the celebrity grand prix yeah amongst other
03:12reasons yeah okay it's not that big a deal i've done it have you done it i've done it absolutely
03:16lisa mccune have you done it no okay no why aren't you asking me if i've done it oh
03:20due to your profile she's on the way up though if they bring it back she'll be in there i'm on the way
03:27and i'll be waving and going can i come for a bright i wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole
03:34uh waka what did you bring in i bought a silicon silicon okay so i want to put the silicon
03:47to the grand canyons and wait for a few like 20 minutes half an hour get and the silicon gonna
03:55get hard right and then
03:57you can play to their goal
04:01so you want to take a mold of the canyon yeah and then pull it out and create a mountain range yeah
04:09it's kind of cool it's a bit weird but it's cool
04:14uh lisa i have uh a lot of um manuals at home for items you know um electronics televisions and
04:24i would happily throw them all into the grand canyon that that first one's an instruction manual
04:29for a toaster i know yeah it might have some interesting functions that you might need to
04:34and safety warnings and things but you can get them all online now so you need instructions for
04:39a toast because you know sometimes it's like one to ten and you're like is that ten like high in
04:43temperature or high in time oh my god we get it you have a rich person toaster
04:47well you know improve your comedy and you can get there too
04:52dave uh i brought in a big piano it's been my wife's family for generations
05:04hang on you brought in a rocking horse yeah i'm getting rid of some shit i can tell you so
05:11but this one hang on are you just getting rid of your wife's items
05:14well i could win her back if i win the episodes
05:17but honestly that is in our what we call the toy room and i want a table tennis table in there so um
05:26let's get rid of that one so
05:28uh emma um the thing i think that would be most satisfying to throw into the grand canyon
05:34is the evidence
05:36the evidence of what
05:45none of your business mate
05:47i feel like that's the end of a very long project
05:51it's so satisfying just to be like all done
05:55okay well i should give out some scores
05:58yes please um most of them were just using the grand canyon as a bin
06:01so starting at the bottom i'm going to go with tommy little with one just for a piece of car
06:07yep that he wants to throw in there then lisa's two points because it's some old user manuals and
06:11also i kind of feel like they should go in the paper bin recycling three points to hughsy for the
06:16piano because again he's just trying to get rid of some junk but then we move into fruity territory
06:20which is uh their specialty so i'm going to give four points to emma for trying to get rid of the
06:25evidence because it was creative but five points to waka because he's a fruit bat he's going to
06:28take a mold of the entire grand canyon
06:30okay how about before we go any further you give us a series score update lesser tom
06:39in last place we have dave on 115 points next up we have lisa on 130 points tommy on 133
06:46waka's on 146 but out in front at the moment is emma holland with 161 points for the season
06:51okay well time to kick it off a task please lisa tom it's our final team task for the season
06:59where do we go where's our tom where's our tom
07:16oh cool oh my god jesus shit
07:21oh my gosh this is quick this is quick well i reckon we can't mark about here
07:28do you want me to do yeah aggressive yeah charge
07:31your charge must strike fear into your enemy your charge will be played back in super slow motion
07:39charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins
07:43a bonus point will be given to the most formidable enemy you have 45 minutes
07:47your time starts now you know the first thing i think of when i think of super slow motion
07:51is i think of matt shervington sprinting do you remember the package shot that's me
07:56you remember i mean do you know what we could do
08:00i think i want to charge something big global warming global warming that's great we've got an idea
08:16none of your business
08:19plenty more where that came from mate
08:23don't give him too much
08:25all right should we do global warming yeah that's great yeah
08:28oh it's so boring
08:29oh it's funny
08:30why i'm a pictures of matt shervington now
08:33you can still have your dick out
08:34you can still do it
08:36let's do global warming then
08:37okay so the the teams are back so we've got the aged team and the better team
08:45um and so all we're really doing is just looking for the best interpretation
08:50of what an epic charge should be
08:53charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins and there's a bonus point for the most formidable enemy
08:57okay which team is first
08:59it's waka emma and tommy
09:00oh
09:14oh
09:18yeah
09:20oh
09:22oh
09:26oh
09:28I've lost my dick!
09:30I've lost my dick!
09:58Oh, no.
10:00This is really making me rethink my actions.
10:14Still unhappy we went with the whole global warming thing.
10:17I think you look pretty happy.
10:19Yeah.
10:20No, this is me unhappy.
10:22Oh.
10:23Lucky man.
10:28Good to see the straightforward comedy of Tommy Little has returned.
10:34So, let me get it straight.
10:35So, Waka was hydroelectricity.
10:37Yep.
10:38Emma was solar power.
10:39Yeah.
10:40And Tommy was the host of Sunrise.
10:44That's a renewable. Solar.
10:46Yeah.
10:47And if I spin fast enough, it's a wind turbine.
10:52Do you think anyone watching after that will rethink their contribution to global warming?
10:55Yeah, Greta Thunberg.
10:57Yeah.
10:59How dare you!
11:04Oi!
11:05You're not usually good at impersonation, but that one...
11:08Oh, my God! Was that supposed to be Greta?
11:10Was that supposed to be Greta?
11:11That was meant to be, how very dare you.
11:13Oh, my God!
11:14That's...
11:15Okay, so you're hydroelectricity, Waka.
11:17Water is everything, you know?
11:18Very important.
11:19You make energy.
11:20Yeah.
11:21And I'm very happy to put water to the Tom.
11:23Yeah.
11:24You didn't to me.
11:25Oh, true.
11:26A few episodes ago, I was throwing water bombs at you.
11:29Oh, I see.
11:30It was revenge.
11:31Yeah.
11:32The revenge that took place before the thing that you're referring to.
11:37I tried to fake horrible.
11:38Mm.
11:39Okay.
11:41It was good.
11:42It was good.
11:43All right.
11:44Well, we might need to improve our fortifications and garrison some more archers.
11:47We'll take a break and see you back in the stronghold after this.
12:04Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're in the midst of our final team task.
12:08That's right.
12:09Our contestants in teams are giving us their most fear-inspiring charge.
12:13Tommy, Waka and Emma just did one to end global warming.
12:16Now, it's Lisa and Dave's turn.
12:23What's going on?
12:24Sit down, mate.
12:25Sit down.
12:26Five minutes and 30 seconds left.
12:27Yeah, come on.
12:28Sit down.
12:29Sit on that.
12:30No, that would hurt.
12:31No, get off that.
12:32Sit down.
12:33You pretend to be ineffectual.
12:35You pretend to be weak.
12:37You pretend to be no threat.
12:39Reef not.
12:40Sure.
12:41You're gonna cop it.
12:42What have I done?
12:43Come on, we've got three minutes.
12:44Let's go.
12:45But you know what, Tom?
12:46No.
12:47You're not our biggest enemy.
12:49The real enemy will be revealed to you and everyone else.
12:55Look, Tom.
12:56It's the other Tom.
12:59You, who are meant to protect him, will be powerless when we...
13:04We're running out of time.
13:05We're really running out of time.
13:06We're going to go.
13:07I'm just laughing at my face.
13:08I know.
13:09Okay, it's time to blow it.
13:10It's time.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:14Ah!
13:14Ah!
13:15Ah!
13:15Ah!
13:16Ah!
13:17Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:19Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:25But Dr. Water!
13:26Ah!
13:27Ah!
13:35Ah!
13:36OK, it's time to blow him.
13:38It's time!
13:38Get out of the way.
13:39It's time.
13:40You don't want to go down with him.
13:42It's going to happen.
13:43It's going to happen.
13:43Go.
13:44Two.
13:44One.
13:45Three.
13:49I think you're eyeing it.
13:58You're good.
14:00OK.
14:06Good to see the return of evil Lisa McKeown.
14:09That was amazing.
14:10Yeah.
14:11Honestly.
14:11See, we need another ten episodes.
14:13We're just warming up, baby.
14:15So...
14:16I think the bald was an inspired choice.
14:18Yeah.
14:18I think you look great.
14:19You looked like Eminem in 8 Mile.
14:21It felt like a bit of a personal attack on me, too.
14:32It felt like a bit of a personal attack on me, too.
14:34And did you not stop to think that you were making the enemy the person who was going to
14:38judge the task?
14:39Yeah.
14:40Yeah, but really, it was a compliment to you.
14:42Uh...
14:43So, I've got to judge this.
14:46I'm looking for the greatest charge.
14:47Charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins.
14:51Okay.
14:52Well, I mean, I watched two of them, and I must say, seeing two people in their fifties just
14:55run towards you is frightening.
14:57And also, watching two people with really high profiles who don't even need to be on this
15:04program.
15:07Acting in such a desperate fashion is fear-inducing.
15:11I'm worried it might be my future.
15:13And also, I'm just not that intimidated by Shervo.
15:18So, I'm going to go 5-5-3-3-3.
15:21Okay.
15:23You're amazing.
15:24You did it.
15:25We also need one bonus point for most formidable enemy.
15:28Well, so, it's either me or global warming.
15:31Yeah.
15:32That's easy, it's me.
15:33Okay.
15:34Yeah.
15:35Because as we all know, global warming's a hoax.
15:39It's not even real.
15:46Alright, what's the score for the episode?
15:48Well, Tommy's in last place with four points, but can you believe it?
15:51Dave's out in front on nine points.
15:56Call me blunt, but all I can think to say is, task!
15:59Okay, Mr. Blunt, it's time to get small.
16:09How are you, Tom Tom?
16:16How are you?
16:17How are you?
16:18I'm okay.
16:19That's good news.
16:21Plain.
16:23Nothing.
16:24What?
16:25Task.
16:26Yeah.
16:27I'm just used to some kind of prop.
16:29Please.
16:31Complete the tiny worded task.
16:35There are 50 other tasks around the house.
16:38The tiny worded task is somewhere in the house.
16:42And it will be obvious what it is.
16:44For reference, this is a normal size worded task.
16:49If you open an incorrect task before moving on...
16:52You must do what it asks of you using a tiny voice.
16:55Fastest win.
16:56Your time starts now.
16:59This looks like a tiny task right here.
17:03This is not the task.
17:05Discipline yourself in the tiny voice before continuing.
17:08You have to discipline yourself in the tiny voice.
17:10You don't have to read the task in a tiny voice.
17:14Be better.
17:17Dickhead.
17:18Sounds good.
17:19Yeah, so keep moving.
17:20Keep moving.
17:21Okay, so you have to find the tiny worded task...
17:26Yep.
17:27...and then follow the instructions of any other task
17:28you happen to find along the way.
17:30And open, yes.
17:31Okay.
17:32Alright, Cashman, in the spirit of the task,
17:33introduce it with a tiny number of words.
17:36Emma.
17:37Tommy.
17:38Dave.
17:39Go.
17:40Oh, no.
17:41What?
17:42There's heaps.
17:43There's 50.
17:44There's 50.
17:45Here we go.
17:46Nag yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
17:49Loser.
17:50Loser.
17:51Loser.
17:52Loser.
17:53Loser.
17:54Will you ever be a winner?
17:55Winner.
17:56Winner.
17:57This is not the task.
17:58Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice.
17:59The reading doesn't have to be in the tiny voice.
18:00But it can be, right?
18:01It can be.
18:02Yeah.
18:03Even your tiny voice sucks, you little man.
18:04Tiny little man with a tiny little cock.
18:05Decry yourself.
18:06Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:07This is always the same task.
18:08Is it anywhere in the house?
18:09Not just in here?
18:10I can move.
18:11I'm gonna move.
18:12Not that bit of the house.
18:13This way.
18:14The bit that we filmed in.
18:15I don't know where we filmed.
18:16Oh!
18:17I'm not even gonna open these ones.
18:18I think it might be this one.
18:19I'm gonna value myself.
18:20I'm gonna value myself.
18:21I'm six Australian dollars.
18:22Scald yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:23You are a loser.
18:24They're right on the internet.
18:25Demagrate yourself in your tiny voice before continuing.
18:27Maybe if you're more regular with your skincare video...
18:29... is it anywhere in the house?
18:30I don't know.
18:31Is it anywhere in the house.
18:32I'm just in here.
18:33I can move.
18:34Not that bit of the house.
18:35I'm gonna move.
18:36Not that bit of the house.
18:37This way.
18:38The bit that we filmed in.
18:40I don't know where we filmed.
18:41I don't know where we filmed.
18:43Oh!
18:44I'm not even gonna open these ones.
18:45I think it might be this one.
18:46I'm gonna value myself.
18:47I'm gonna value myself.
18:48If you're more regular with your skincare routine, you wouldn't get eczema as much.
18:52You lambast yourself in the time of the world before continuing.
18:56You have BD arms.
18:59Jesus Christ, this is bad for my self-esteem.
19:02You suck at being a human.
19:03You've never made anyone proud of you in your life.
19:05You have testicles weird.
19:07Your feet have fungus.
19:08You've made many people miserable, especially in the bedroom.
19:11There's no way I'm going to get through at 50, oh my God.
19:13Your arms are too thin.
19:15You should have stuck with a counting.
19:17What?
19:18It's a total waste of oxygen you are.
19:21If you carried a knife right now, you'd look like Chucky.
19:24You're doing crap at this and you're going to get another last place.
19:27Think.
19:29Breathe.
19:31After all the self-criticism, I don't think it's helped, mate.
19:35I'm going to talk myself up.
19:36You can do this.
19:38Believe in yourself.
19:42Thanks, Dave.
19:44Is that it?
19:45This is not the task.
19:47Revile yourself in a tiny voice.
19:48You always look so smug.
19:51It's because I have reason to.
19:55What?
19:56I'll pride yourself in your tiny voice for the living room.
19:59Well done.
19:59Well done.
19:59After all that criticism, all I had to do was talk myself up.
20:13What happened?
20:13Thanks, Tommy.
20:14Very nice.
20:15Thanks.
20:16You completed the task.
20:17Okay.
20:19Thank you, Tom.
20:21I appreciate it.
20:23Thanks, Dave.
20:23I can do it.
20:24I did it.
20:25I did it.
20:26Well.
20:27I did it, man.
20:30Tell you what.
20:31I thought it was a great insight into your internal monologues.
20:36You all had a lot to say about yourselves.
20:38What were you inspired by, Tommy?
20:40I had a lot to work with.
20:41So I think I just started at the top and worked my way down and picked a bin salt for each
20:48bit of the body.
20:50So, Dave, it genuinely seemed like you went to a bit of a dark place.
20:55Are you okay?
20:56I worked through some issues and, um...
20:58I've got some more Dave Hughes quotes.
21:00Oh, God.
21:02Yucky, yucky, yucky, that's you.
21:08Your skin is so easily sunburned.
21:10You never did get to six foot in height, just like your auntie said.
21:17So, Emma, I'm glad you said that smugness wasn't an insult, by the way.
21:20No, smugness was an insult, but then she followed that up by saying that she has a reason
21:24to feel smug.
21:24I still don't understand what's just happened.
21:27So, basically, your time ended when you bigged yourself up.
21:30Yeah, you just had to talk yourself up after talking yourself down so long.
21:33It's pretty simple.
21:34But where was that written?
21:35In the tiny worded task.
21:36Yeah.
21:36So, what were the times?
21:38So, Tommy, it took you 10 minutes and 40 seconds to complete the task.
21:42Tommy completed it because he thought the word upbraid had a different meaning.
21:46Upbraid means to find fault with or scold.
21:49Emma completed the task in 13 minutes and 3 seconds.
21:51Husey took 30 minutes and 7 seconds.
21:54OK.
21:57Let's move on.
21:59We've still got a tiny task to find.
22:01Next up is Lisa.
22:02Your time starts now.
22:05What?
22:07Was that there before?
22:08Oh, oh, my God.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:14A false wall.
22:16You might need a magnifying glass.
22:18Big up yourself.
22:20You deserve it.
22:21Fastest wins.
22:23Your time started when you entered the room.
22:27Big up yourself.
22:28I don't understand.
22:31What does that mean, Tom?
22:32Big up yourself.
22:34Like, big yourself up.
22:35Like, make yourself bigger?
22:37Yeah, in an emotional sense.
22:38Oh, OK.
22:39So, I can just do that now.
22:40So, I can just kind of go, I'm bigger.
22:42Thanks, Lisa.
22:46Is it over?
22:48What?
22:49It's just starting to get good.
22:52That's it.
22:53Really?
22:53Thanks, Lisa.
22:54There's no more.
22:54OK.
22:56Oh, big up yourself.
23:02I still don't understand.
23:04Well, you found the task straight away,
23:06but then you wasted valuable seconds
23:09before you big upped yourself.
23:12Did you not know what the expression
23:13to big up yourself means,
23:15or was it because it lacked context
23:16because you hadn't said anything bad about yourself yet?
23:19That one.
23:20Because I didn't see any of the tiny tasks, really.
23:22So, you didn't open one tiny task?
23:24No.
23:24You're so humble,
23:25you don't even know what big up yourself means.
23:28I've never heard, like,
23:29I know the term of, like, up yourself.
23:32Yeah.
23:32But I've never heard anybody say big up yourself.
23:34I feel like she's never been up herself.
23:36I'm up myself.
23:37Say something about yourself that's good.
23:39What's something you like about yourself?
23:41Oh, there's so much.
23:42I'm a really great mum, I'm a great friend.
23:45Even after that,
23:46my favourite way to big up yourself now is going...
23:51I'm bigger.
23:54Well, I think that we need to know how well Lisa did.
23:59So, Lisa read the task in one minute and 23 seconds
24:02after entering the room,
24:04but because she didn't understand what big up yourself meant,
24:06it took her three minutes and 22 seconds
24:08to complete the task.
24:09Still pretty good.
24:10Still pretty good.
24:11Really happy with that.
24:12All right, time for an ad break.
24:14What's been on your living room
24:15all this whole time that you haven't noticed?
24:17And why did the eyes on that painting just move?
24:19Back soon.
24:31Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster.
24:36Now, don't be sad.
24:37It's nearly over.
24:38Be happy that it happened.
24:40Where are we, Lisa, Tom?
24:42We're in the middle of a task.
24:43Our contestants had to find a tiny worded task
24:46printed on very big paper,
24:47then follow its instructions to big themselves up.
24:50Lisa, so far, is the only person to have found this task.
24:53Next up, will Waka be pulling a shaka in this one?
24:57Hi, Tom Tom.
24:58Hi, Waka.
24:58Did it change?
25:02Did you see that?
25:07I told you I already feel something.
25:09Strong power from there.
25:12Fair enough.
25:12Something there.
25:13All right, can I open this one?
25:14Yes, please.
25:15Your time starts now.
25:18All right, so this is a normal-sized task.
25:20That's normal.
25:20And this is a big one.
25:22I don't have to open, right?
25:23I can touch.
25:24I don't have to open.
25:24You know, I just, I can tell the size.
25:2650, 50.
25:27Okay, this is one.
25:28I can't find that.
25:29That's small.
25:29But it's not the smallest, I can tell.
25:32You're looking for a tiny worded task.
25:34Tiny words.
25:36So maybe this task has a small, tiny word.
25:43All right.
25:45I'm the man in the house.
25:47It will be obvious.
25:50Okay, that's it.
25:50It will be obvious.
25:52So I might fall down this.
25:56Do you see it?
25:56Do you see it?
25:57Do you see it?
25:59Okay.
26:00Very confusing.
26:02Somewhere in the house.
26:04Do you have any, like, house, small house toy or something like that?
26:08House toy.
26:10Small house.
26:12Small house.
26:15There's no house.
26:16There's no house.
26:17Moo.
26:19Moo?
26:19Moo.
26:20I just say moo.
26:21Why?
26:22There's no meaning.
26:23I think now is the time I should open one.
26:27I think there's some hint there.
26:29So I'm going to open this.
26:30Okay?
26:31Oh, oh, oh.
26:32Is this tiny, tiny word?
26:44It's a...
26:46Big up yourself.
26:49You deserve it.
26:51Oh, okay.
26:51All right.
26:52I'm strong.
26:54Now, just to be clear, we'll all remember, Waka, that portrait has been freaking you out
27:05for the whole series.
27:07I know.
27:08Every time you walk into that room and see that picture, it freaks you out.
27:11Why is that?
27:12Because it's a pressure.
27:13A lot of pressure.
27:14You have to, you know, your eyes, like, you have to be good.
27:17You have to be funny.
27:18You almost found it straight away.
27:19You pointed at it.
27:20Yeah.
27:20I was even...
27:21You felt the energy.
27:22I was sending you vibes through...
27:24Yeah.
27:25...through the picture, and you didn't pick it up.
27:27Yeah.
27:28I should believe myself more.
27:31Well, that's...
27:31I feel like that's been happening to you throughout the series.
27:34You're such a lateral thinker that if something just...
27:36If you deem it too obvious, so you just don't go for it.
27:40That's Taskmaster disease.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:44Yeah.
27:48Well, I feel like we need a time, and because, I mean, I still don't really know where they
27:52all land.
27:53Well, I'll tell you one time.
27:54Waka noticed the tiny worded task in five seconds, but took 19 minutes and 14 seconds to complete
28:02it.
28:06So, one point to Dave, two points to Waka, three to Emma, four to Tommy, and Lisa wins the
28:12task with five points.
28:13I know.
28:13You should have to be really happy.
28:14All right.
28:15This train's rolling on.
28:17Give me another.
28:18The next task is about comfort zones.
28:20For example, my comfort zone is zone three.
28:22What about theirs?
28:43Come in.
28:44Hello.
28:44Oh, this is lovely.
28:50Aw.
28:52Cozy.
28:53Coffee.
28:54Yum.
28:55Hot chocolate.
28:56Vegan.
28:57There is milk powder in the cocoa, so I don't think you can drink it, unfortunately.
29:03It's aggressive.
29:04A little feathers.
29:06I put it here, in case.
29:07Get out of your comfort zone.
29:07Get out of your comfort zone.
29:12Most out of their comfort zone wins.
29:16Your out of comfort zone must not endanger your life.
29:20You have 20 minutes.
29:22Your time starts now.
29:24Don't drink.
29:25Don't drink.
29:26I mean, the cow's already milked, isn't it?
29:29So, this gets me out of my comfort zone for a start.
29:35Oh, God, that's tasty.
29:37I haven't been out of my comfort zone.
29:39So, it's pretty simple.
29:44You've just got to get out of your comfort zone.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Okay, so, were you out of your comfort zone having, you know, hot chocolate that had milk
29:50powder in the chocolate, but not the milk?
29:52Yeah, I've been a vegan for six years now.
29:55I don't know if I've told you.
29:56No.
29:56And so, that is, yeah, I'm disappointed.
30:00But now that you've done that, you might as well just go back.
30:02No, no.
30:03No, just don't worry about it.
30:04No, I once had a bucket of KFC in that six-year period, but, um...
30:07There's only once.
30:10There's one bucket.
30:12One bucket.
30:13A bucket, it's such a funny slip-up.
30:17Oh, well, I might just have 40 chickens.
30:22Alright, comfort zones are being stepped out of.
30:24Who's first?
30:25Based on her name, she's more comfortable competing in mixed martial arts, the electronic
30:29kind.
30:29It's E-MMA.
30:31It's Emma.
30:32Um, I don't like being cold and wet.
30:35Okay.
30:36Like, acting, performing a monologue is out of my comfort zone.
30:39Maybe I could perform a monologue wet.
30:41A wet monologue.
30:42Yeah, I could perform a wet monologue.
30:47It's been five years since my last letter from him.
30:50I can't watch this.
30:51Five years since I heard anything.
30:55A sentence, a letter, a whisper.
30:59Sometimes I wish he was just dead.
31:04It'd make things so much easier.
31:05I wouldn't have to imagine him with another woman.
31:08I wouldn't have to imagine him living the life he's living now without me.
31:13I wanted to marry him.
31:14I wanted to marry him, you know.
31:16I wanted it all.
31:18I wanted the kids.
31:20A house with two French doors.
31:22And yet, here I am.
31:26Scared.
31:27Alone.
31:29So wet.
31:29When he gave me that ring, he said it was forever.
31:35I guess he didn't think about forever when he died on that battlefield.
31:39And I guess this is what it means to be a woman.
31:42During the war time.
31:43I hate you.
31:47Thanks so much.
31:48Yeah, I'll see you later.
31:50Oh, that was beautiful.
31:54Wonderful, right?
31:54You've got me in.
31:55So, giving a monologue, that's out of your comfort zone.
31:57Is that real?
31:58I'm genuinely crying because I could not watch that.
32:02But you're a stand-up comedian.
32:04You do monologues for a living.
32:05No, it's the sincerity of it.
32:07Oh, okay.
32:07So, like, I don't think I'm very good at acting.
32:09I'm, like, stand-up's different.
32:11So, it was really hard for you to watch yourself acting, pretty much.
32:14Yeah.
32:15While sitting next to Lisa McKeown, who's really good at it.
32:17And I'm nearly crying because I thought it was so good.
32:20Oh, my God.
32:21I know this isn't relevant either, but it was also really fun for me.
32:27All right, time for a break.
32:30BBSYB.
32:30Be back soon, you baggers.
32:35Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're halfway wet,
32:48some are getting wet, some are doing the wetting.
32:50Everyone's uncomfortable.
32:52That's right.
32:52We've asked our contestants to temporarily vacate their comfort zones.
32:56Next up, it's our two most likely to make a little noise when uncomfortable
32:59because they're a bit older.
33:00It's Dave and Lisa.
33:02Is there a river?
33:04No.
33:04We've got a river.
33:04There's a lake.
33:10They're calling me those ducks.
33:11You think?
33:11Listen.
33:13Come, Husey.
33:14Come.
33:15You can do this.
33:16I'm in an environment that I don't know.
33:19I could go bush.
33:21Just go into the trees.
33:27Do the ducks have any thoughts on what's happening here?
33:30The ducks are into it.
33:32Wow.
33:32Never been back here.
33:33This is kind of cool.
33:34This tree fell down.
33:35I mean, I'm not quite sure where to go when we make it over the other side.
33:38You okay?
33:38Sorry.
33:38Do you think it would be bad to write on the side of the tree like Lisa was here?
33:51Is it cold?
33:53It's cold?
33:54It's cold.
33:54It's tasty though.
33:57I've got a couple of things in my pocket that just in case we needed anything.
34:02How much stuff do you have in your pocket?
34:04Well, I just bring it just in case I need it for any of the tasks.
34:07I think I've won this challenge.
34:09You think?
34:10I'm calling it.
34:11I won the challenge.
34:12What did you write?
34:15I just wrote Lisa was here.
34:16Should we leave a balloon?
34:18Maybe.
34:18This is how I feel like Mr. Darcy.
34:20I can't imagine the women getting quite heavy right now.
34:26Oh, shit.
34:29I just lost my tape measure.
34:30You okay?
34:31Yeah, no, it's all good.
34:32Stuck.
34:33Just, I'm a bit stuck.
34:34All right, I'll see you.
34:35Thanks, Lisa.
34:42So, Lisa, for this whole series, have you had things in your pockets?
34:45Yeah, every morning I'd arrive at the house and I'd load up.
34:48I'd scour everything and I'd stuff my pockets.
34:52And it did occasionally come in handy as well.
34:54Do you have any examples?
34:55It didn't come in handy then.
34:57Yeah, so how are you outside your comfort zone?
35:00You don't like bushwalking or something?
35:01Yeah, I was kind of thinking that maybe I'd go and find
35:05something adventurous.
35:06And then you wanted to write Lisa was here?
35:09Well, just to leave proof that I'd been there.
35:11I mean, we were a long way.
35:12We went bush a bit.
35:14We were in kind of on the borders.
35:15It was getting dangerous where we were.
35:17You know, like with a lot of snakes and...
35:19The place we went couldn't be more than 40 metres from the...
35:22Yeah.
35:26It was still really, really dangerous.
35:28It was dark.
35:29It was wet.
35:30It was slippery.
35:31It was dark.
35:32It was wet.
35:33So, Husey, what were you thinking?
35:36Is surfing outside your comfort zone?
35:39Yeah.
35:39There's a backstory to it.
35:40I dislocated my shoulder recently in a horrendous surfing accident at the Gold Coast.
35:46And so I needed to get back into the surf to not let the ocean beat me.
35:52Well, I think to be fair, I think you've really happened upon something there.
35:55Because you were, you know, surfing's outside your comfort zone.
35:57Yeah.
35:58But also, that, it was pretty cold.
36:00Yeah.
36:00I drank quite a bit of that lake and...
36:03It's probably a good time just to check in with this season's E. coli levels in that lake.
36:08Yeah, they're still sitting at unnaturally high.
36:11So you were paddling around in a lake full of shit.
36:14Yeah.
36:15And it was really cold.
36:16Yeah, absolutely.
36:17I think you did a great job.
36:18I think...
36:19I mean, it's...
36:19Come on!
36:22It did not sound comfortable.
36:24Alright, whose misery do we get to revel in next?
36:27Suffering an awful accident.
36:28Wakka.
36:37What's happened here?
36:38Oh.
36:48Is that an eye?
36:49I suppose you can't really answer me.
36:51You've got a ball in your mouth.
36:54Probably time to blink.
36:56Eyes been open for quite a while.
36:58Yeah.
36:59Thanks.
37:06This is Taskmaster.
37:07Sometimes, it makes me crazy.
37:10And...
37:11I have no idea what I'm doing.
37:13Okay.
37:23The wonderful world of Wakka.
37:25Thank you so much.
37:26Okay, were you outside your comfort zone?
37:28Or is this another case of you suffering from Taskmaster disease?
37:32Yeah, that's a big part of Taskmaster disease.
37:36But I kind of like it.
37:38In what way were you outside your comfort zone?
37:40So I tried to do something very uncomfortable thing.
37:44Like a weird, something scary.
37:46You know, something that...
37:48Watching the show on the TV with family.
37:50Like, oh, why are we watching something?
37:52Oh.
37:53So you were just trying to give a bizarre performance
37:55that's outside your comfort zone.
37:56Yeah.
37:57But the problem is, everyone's seen the whole series
37:59and you've been doing bizarre performances
38:00throughout the whole thing.
38:02I didn't know that was...
38:03I'm not sure that one stood out.
38:04To me, that seems like regulation wakka to me.
38:07I wish that Task could be in a fast episode.
38:12Okay, alright.
38:13This wet, bacteria, bush eye task reminds me I need a hydrologist,
38:18gastronomist, environmentalist, optometrist check-up.
38:22We'll be back after the break.
38:24Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:38It's a bit sad but we're nearly at the end of our final proper task for the season.
38:42Yes, it's a space that's usually so comfortable
38:44but the task is for everyone to get out of their comfort zones.
38:47Finally, the one that was definitely most uncomfortable for me, it's Tommy Little.
38:53Out of my comfort zone is the opposite to most people.
38:55I can't spend any time in a relationship.
38:58Why is that?
38:59Ah, those don't seem to work for me.
39:02Emotional intimacy.
39:03That's terrifying.
39:04Hmm.
39:05I'm terrified of singing.
39:06I'm a shocking singer.
39:07Ooh.
39:08I don't think I've ever earnestly tried to do my best singing.
39:13I'm going to write a song and I'm going to sing it to you.
39:14Okay.
39:15Go Tom Cashman and return as my wife.
39:33I just wanted to tell you that I know we've been through a lot
39:37but I still love you as much as the day that we first met.
39:41Thanks for saying that.
39:45I've never met a woman like you before
39:52I've never met a woman like you before
39:55I thought my heart was closed but you opened that door
39:58because I'm committed
40:01to being committed
40:04We sit on the couch, yeah, we don't do much
40:07I tend to slouch and you no longer brush
40:10It's been ten years since I said I do
40:13and now you don't shut the door
40:15when you poo
40:16but I'm committed
40:17to being committed
40:19to you
40:21I love you
40:23I love you, Tom
40:24And I love you, Sandra
40:30Thanks for that
40:38I feel like we need to talk about your costume last time
40:41Talk me through it
40:42You're upstairs
40:43You've got your dress up box
40:44What are you thinking?
40:45Well, you're just seeing what's there
40:47and I've dressed up as a woman a few times on this show
40:49So you're trying to
40:50We all remember
40:51Yeah
40:52And you're trying to choose different stuff I guess
40:54and then I guess you realise that some of the best stuff
40:56you've already used
40:57and yeah
40:58You did
41:00I was
41:01I was
41:02in the zone ready for my
41:03Yeah
41:04to come out
41:04and I'll be honest
41:05it f***ing threw me
41:09I actually think that, Tom, you were way outside your comfort zone
41:12but less the time I think you were well inside yours
41:16Well inside
41:20All right, I should give out some points here, yeah?
41:22Yes, please
41:22Okay
41:23Well, it's just a question of who was the furthest outside their comfort zone
41:26Uh, I think Lisa McCune's full of s*** so she gets one
41:31You just went for a little wander in the bush and emptied your pockets
41:33Yeah
41:34Let's be honest
41:35Two points goes to Waka
41:36because it was just the wacky world of Waka
41:38and I don't really know what was happening
41:40Uh, three points to Emma
41:41because it was a really good monologue
41:43and you were literally uncomfortable because you were wet
41:45Four points to Tommy Little because
41:47I think he was genuinely outside his comfort zone
41:49But five points because, I mean, he was literally outside his comfort zone
41:52because he was cold, swimming in a lake of s***
41:55Cusey, five points
41:56Thank you
42:01And in terms of episode scores
42:02It's taken until episode 10
42:04but Dave's finally in with a chance of winning one
42:06He's out in front on 15 points
42:11Okay, with the last time that Lesser Tom will be dressed as a woman behind us
42:15Let's get up on stage and do the live task
42:18Lesser Tom, please commence proceedings
42:25I'll ask Dave to read this task
42:27Fly a paper plane through this...
42:31Bladeless...
42:32Flue, is that what it's called?
42:33Fan
42:34Fan
42:35Each paper plane you make must have a name
42:40and you must say it when it commences flight
42:42You must remain on your mat and you cannot move your mat
42:45Fastest wins
42:46A bonus point will be given to the best named plane
42:49Let the plane making commence
42:51Okay
42:52Emma's going with a multiple page strategy
42:58All right
43:00Victory
43:02Wingman
43:05Big Bird
43:07Big Bird
43:09Michael the chainsaw garrison
43:13Cusey's hopes
43:14Cusey's hopes have been dashed
43:17Simple plane
43:23That just looked like one fold in a few bits of paper
43:26Vajangela
43:27Angel
43:30Angel
43:32Little Bird
43:35Multiple pages, fold it in half
43:38Emma seems to be teaching Dave Hughes how to make a paper plane
43:44Cusey's heroes
43:48Tommy's first
43:49Tommy's true
43:50First
43:54Amelia
43:55Oh
43:57That was Amelia Earhart
43:58Did you crash?
43:59Yeah
44:00Yep, perfect, perfect
44:01I'm going to do that on the other side
44:02An episode of PlaySchool is happening on the left there
44:06Thunderbird
44:08Paul
44:10Oh
44:12Okay, I'm now copying you
44:13Thank you
44:15Oh
44:16Emma
44:18Woo
44:22Come on
44:23Clean effort
44:24Clean effort
44:28Yeah
44:30That's through
44:36Cuter is wood
44:39Tomule
44:42Flamingo
44:45Yes
44:46Lisa's come third
44:47Red
44:48Oh, let's go
44:51That's the end of the task
44:52Alright, you'll have to fold up your anticipation because we'll be back with the winner after this
44:59Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster, we're down to the wire here, Lesser Tom, take us through some scores for that live task please
45:07Before I do that, I'd love a bonus point from you for the best named plane
45:23Team effort
45:24Team effort
45:25Okay
45:29So in that case, Waka gets one point, two for Emma, three for Lisa, Dave gets five points along with Tommy who won the task with also five points
45:37So who wins the episode?
45:41Incredibly, he's done it with 20 points, Dave wins the episode!
45:45Congratulations, Dave! Go get your chuckable prizes!
45:50Well, what have we learnt?
45:51We learnt we can fix climate change if we just run at it hard enough
46:03We learnt that Waka has great searching skills but poor doing something skilled
46:07And once again we learnt what Tom Cashman looks like as a woman
46:11But most of all, we learnt that finally Dave is our winner, congrats!
46:18There it is, another season almost back in the sheds
46:33We've had desperate singles and awkward mingles
46:36The van keys were lost and the perfect level of sus was found
46:41Waka pierced his weenus and Tommy fulfilled his wish of getting a bigger penis
46:46Lisa McCune went from Australia's darling to Australia's loosest unit
46:51Emma Holland campaigned for more titties on kids TV
46:55And Dave Hughes was also here
46:57And let's not forget Tommy Liddell's wise words
47:01And that means there's only one more thing to do here
47:09Lesser Tom, it's your time to shine
47:13Here are the overall series scores
47:16In 5th place, but with a place in all of our hearts on 132 points
47:20It's Dave Hughes
47:21In 4th place, the other half of the A-team on 145 points
47:27It's Lisa McCune
47:31He's committed to being committed to 3rd place on 149
47:34It's Tommy Liddell
47:38On 154 points and this season's runner-up, it's Takashi Wakasugi
47:45Meaning, of course, that the winner of Taskmaster Season 4
47:47Season 4 on an incredible 172 points
47:50It's Emma Holland
47:58Congratulations!
48:06And that's it, congratulations Emma, the winner of this whole season
48:10Goodnight!
48:11Goodnight!
48:41My friend, do you have to be so far away?
48:47I'll be a minute.
48:48Do you reckon it's a crime for me to be good at everything?
48:52I'm African, you can't run from me!
48:56There's a lot of f***ing cardio in this show, dude.
48:59Let's go for broke.
49:01Got it completely under control.
49:07Tom!
49:08I'm gonna bash you, Tom.
49:09That's what you get for being a dick!
49:11Hey Tom, you suck!