Game Changer - Season 7 Episode 4 -Crowd Control
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00:00Yeah.
00:01Hey, guys.
00:02Thank you, man.
00:03Thanks for everything.
00:04Yeah.
00:05Yeah.
00:06Okay, big spit.
00:08These walk-in talks are a little tricky because you want to show a lot of energy,
00:12but you can't be going faster than you can.
00:15What would be good here is the title.
00:18Yes, miss.
00:19Oh.
00:20I just realized I left my...
00:21Microphone.
00:22I've been here the whole time.
00:25Stand by, folks.
00:26Stand by.
00:27Give it up for Sam Wright!
00:29Everybody.
00:32Get ready for a game-changer.
00:41Tonight's guest, newly engaged and highly engaging, it's Jeff Acuri.
00:49You nailed it.
00:51There's no downside to John Marcos Arce.
00:54Marcos Horaci!
00:55Oh, Marcos Horaci.
00:57Oh, Marcos Horaci.
01:00And the late night legend, Josh Johnson!
01:03And the late night legend, Josh Johnson!
01:06Very good, very good, very good, very good.
01:07And to your host, me!
01:10I've been here the whole time.
01:12This is Game Changer, the only game show
01:14where the game changes every show.
01:16I am your host, Sam Reich.
01:19I am joined today by these three professional stand-ups.
01:23I hope you all understand how the game works.
01:25Yeah, 100%.
01:26Did you get an e-mail?
01:27What?
01:29That's right, our players have no idea
01:31what game it is they're about to play.
01:32The only way to learn is by playing.
01:35The only way to win is by learning.
01:36And the only way to begin is by beginning.
01:38So without further ado, let's begin.
01:40Players, you have until I give you the red light...
01:44Oh, oh.
01:45...to do some crowd work.
01:46Jeff, we'll start with you.
01:47Everybody give it up for Jeff McHugh!
01:50Over here?
01:51Yeah!
01:52You got this, Jeff!
01:53Thank you so much.
01:54You got this!
01:55You got this!
01:56Thank you, Jeff.
01:58Um, how are you?
02:00So, where are you guys from?
02:03This is interesting.
02:04I mean, obviously, I saw the guy with the neck tattoos.
02:05More than neck tattoos, they're all over you.
02:07What do you regret the most?
02:09Not that you regret any of them,
02:11but you regret some of them.
02:12My ex's name.
02:13Your ex's name?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Really? Where is it?
02:16Where'd you put it?
02:17I covered it.
02:18You covered it? Really?
02:19What's the nude tattoo?
02:20It's a long nude.
02:21It's a long nude.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23I actually have the same one.
02:24It's under my...
02:25I can't see it.
02:26What was your ex's name?
02:27Uh, Joanne.
02:28Joanne.
02:29Do you miss her?
02:30No.
02:35All right.
02:36What went wrong?
02:37You're gonna put me on the spot?
02:39I'm gonna put them on the spot.
02:40Do it!
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42How big is your penis?
02:43Let's get into it.
02:44I'm just kidding.
02:45It's big.
02:46I can tell.
02:47Well, I think I'll give you the red light there.
02:50Great job!
02:51Thank you so much!
02:52Come on, man!
02:53How on earth?
02:54How on earth?
02:55Me?
02:56John Marcos!
02:57All right, all right.
02:58John Marcos, congratulations!
02:59Yay!
03:00Oh, stop it, stop it, stop it.
03:03You're being paid to do that.
03:05Surely this is not what you do every day with your beard?
03:09How did it start?
03:10Were you doing a little one, like, when you were 14?
03:12I was a competitive bearder.
03:13You were a competitive...?
03:14Bearder.
03:16A bearder.
03:17Oh, yes.
03:18You mean, like, competitively, you grow it every morning?
03:20You're like...
03:22What do they grade you on?
03:23From my category, I'd be a stylist.
03:25What are the other categories?
03:27Basic, natural categories.
03:28Do they need to have a whole competition,
03:31or can you just send in a ruler and go,
03:33I won.
03:34I won the UK championship yesterday.
03:37The UK championship.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Can you imagine if you're on that plane to that competition,
03:41you're like, what the fuck is going on?
03:43Oh, my God, it's...
03:44It's like, what's going on?
03:47Oh, my God, it's...
03:48It's in the...
03:49Oh, that must be the winner over there in first class.
03:52How did you do?
03:53I won.
03:54You won.
03:55Whoo-hoo!
03:56Oh, yeah, of course, forgive me.
03:58So, do you do this every day?
04:00What does it look like when it's down?
04:02It's a goatee.
04:03No, that's not a goatee.
04:05I feel like you would be a Santa Claus
04:07at, like, an abandoned mall.
04:09I'll give you the red light!
04:11Oh, no!
04:15John...
04:16Johnson, everybody!
04:26Just, it would be best if you gave me the light immediately.
04:30I'm in a gray hoodie.
04:31You have a gray-ish hoodie.
04:33Oh, that's green?
04:45You have a gray hoodie.
04:50Is that blue?
04:53This is the day we find out Josh Johnson's colorblind.
04:56I apologize, everyone.
04:59You guys, in the plaid,
05:01are y'all in plaid because you're triplets?
05:03Yeah.
05:04What do you guys do?
05:05Do real estate.
05:06Do y'all ever switch?
05:07He's going to work for me multiple times.
05:09Yeah.
05:10My man.
05:14Oh.
05:16That's amazing.
05:18If one of you committed a crime,
05:21which one of y'all would go to jail?
05:23Because it's up to two of you to vote.
05:26You can't vote.
05:27Yeah, yeah.
05:28You can't vote.
05:29What's an activity that you all three enjoy?
05:32Martial arts.
05:33We're back belts in karate.
05:35Have y'all ever, like, started a fight
05:37and it was just one of you,
05:38and then all three of y'all beat somebody up?
05:40Yeah, like...
05:41I don't catch y'all fair and square.
05:45Wow.
05:48Players, bravo.
05:51But you'll notice that I have yet to award you
05:54with any points whatsoever.
05:56Yeah, I was wondering about that.
05:57That is because that was merely a warm-up round.
06:01I wasted the beard guy for that shit?
06:03Are you serious?
06:04God damn it.
06:05I can't believe I didn't see him at all.
06:07You didn't see him?
06:08I can't even see really.
06:10In that case, audience members,
06:11if you would please unsheath.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16What?
06:17Ooh.
06:18Oh, oh, oh.
06:21Oh.
06:22Okay.
06:23Okay.
06:24Because for a second, I was like,
06:25y'all nasty.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Players, what you see in front of you
06:29are audience members.
06:30We've sought out for this game
06:32specifically because they're fascinating.
06:36Whoa.
06:37In what way are they fascinating?
06:38Well, it's written right there on their shirts.
06:40Or it's on their face as a beard.
06:43Give it up one more time for Jeff Akiri.
06:45Whoo!
06:46Whoo!
06:47Oh, man.
06:48Okay, cool.
06:49Oh, yeah.
06:50Let's see.
06:51Some of these are really interesting.
06:53I'm gonna ask you about your love life right here, miss.
06:55What's your name, first of all?
06:56My name is Lissette.
06:57What's up with your love life?
06:58So I married my college professor.
07:01Whoa, okay.
07:02Where'd you meet?
07:03You met in college, right?
07:04What does he teach?
07:05Music.
07:06Okay, and then what class was it?
07:08It was conducting.
07:09Was there, like, a back-and-forth with you two?
07:11No.
07:12No?
07:13No, I would say, like,
07:14after the class had finished,
07:17we continued kind of just having conversations
07:20and realized that we had a lot in common.
07:23At the time, how old were you?
07:24I was 20.
07:26How old was he?
07:2733.
07:2833.
07:29Okay.
07:30So you met in college.
07:31Yeah.
07:32How old was he?
07:3338.
07:3438.
07:35Okay.
07:36It's gross.
07:37I'm sorry.
07:38Is that him?
07:39Is that him?
07:40It's not him, is it?
07:41Is he right next to you?
07:42Oh, no.
07:43Oh, no.
07:44That's awesome.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh.
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh.
07:49Oh.
07:50Yo.
07:51What's that?
07:52It's not gross, though.
07:53I love you.
07:54What was it about her?
07:55Me?
07:57Me?
07:58I've never met anybody like her.
08:01Wow.
08:02Okay, cool.
08:03Yeah, we've been married for nine years.
08:04That's really cool.
08:05Do you still teach?
08:06Yes.
08:07Okay.
08:08When you go off to class, is she like,
08:09there's just no more meetings after class.
08:10Okay, that's it.
08:12Hey.
08:13How are you?
08:14I love love.
08:15I think that's so wonderful.
08:16That is how the game is played, Jem.
08:17Okay, cool.
08:18And for that, out of a possible three points,
08:19I will give you two points.
08:20Thanks.
08:21Why didn't I get three?
08:22John Marco, everybody.
08:23Yeah.
08:24All right.
08:25Okay.
08:26Okay, hi.
08:27Let me say something.
08:28I would never, under any other circumstance
08:30than this show, tell me about your faith.
08:32I knew you picked me.
08:33I saw you.
08:34It would be funny if it was like,
08:35I'm just a strict Catholic.
08:36What is your faith?
08:37I'm a satanic witch.
08:39What is your faith?
08:40I'm a Christian.
08:41What is your faith?
08:42I'm a Christian.
08:43What is your faith?
08:44I'm a Christian.
08:45What is your faith?
08:46I'm a Christian.
08:47What is your faith?
08:48I'm a Christian.
08:49What is your faith?
08:50I'm a Christian.
08:52What does that mean?
08:53I work with spirits including, you know, Lucifer.
08:57Oh really?
08:58Oh really?
08:59Digest.
09:00No, I'm gonna vomit.
09:01I think.
09:04I guess I'm just wondering why Lucifer's spokesperson
09:07is doing extra work for Game Changer right now.
09:11Maybe he wanted you to suffer
09:12and that's part of the whole thing.
09:15So tell me, were you raised religiously?
09:17I was raised Muslim.
09:18Okay, okay.
09:19Not gonna touch that one.
09:21I mean, Lucifer is supposed to be evil, am I misunderstanding her?
09:26That's what makes the content spicy.
09:28I don't think he's evil.
09:29You don't think he's evil?
09:30No.
09:31What's a holiday look like for you?
09:33Plant medicine?
09:34I do that ritual, too.
09:35I just, I don't have to.
09:36Are you trying to recruit?
09:37Are you trying to, like, build this thing into a bigger, broader religion?
09:40Always accepting applications.
09:41What do I have to do?
09:42I'm already circumcised.
09:43I am going to say, out of a possible three points, two for you as well, John Marco.
09:54One more time, Josh Johnson, everyone.
10:05I have to make a disclaimer ahead of time.
10:07I can read, so in case you're far away and I read your shirt wrong, it's not a reading
10:12thing.
10:13It's an eyes thing.
10:14Ask about my phobia.
10:15What's your phobia?
10:16I'm scared of feet.
10:17You're scared of feet?
10:18Petrified.
10:19Can I see if you have feet?
10:23Okay, so how do you handle your feet?
10:30Because that's like, if you're arachnophobic and there's a spider on you at all times.
10:34They're beautiful, everyone else's feet, can't really mess with.
10:39That's confidence.
10:40I like that.
10:41Yeah, yeah.
10:42Josh, what's up?
10:43When I was about four years old, I was in karate.
10:46I was sparring, a kid kicked me and cut me on my arm with his toenail.
10:51That is nasty, so you're not wrong.
10:54Even my martial arts bros in the back are nodding that that is pretty gross.
10:59Okay, and so that's where it started.
11:01Where's it at now?
11:02I can't sleep in the same bed as my girlfriend if she refuses to not sleep with socks on.
11:07In other words, you've got to really lay down pipe to make her acquiesce to something
11:13like that.
11:14I'm the only one who wears slippers with socks in my house, everyone else just walks around
11:18barefoot and grosses me out.
11:20I respect that you, because feet is your thing, you wear the slippers and the socks.
11:24Yes.
11:25You're being the change you want to see.
11:26Okay.
11:27One more time for Josh, everybody.
11:28I can't believe Josh said lay pipe and acquiesce in the same sentence.
11:36I don't even know what that word means.
11:38You never read the dictionary, horny?
11:42Josh, I think you made a real connection there with the member of the audience.
11:47Yeah.
11:48And so for those reasons, I'm going to say a three out of a possible three points.
11:53As we head on to our next round, give it up one more time for Jeff, everybody.
12:01Get up.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Hell yeah, man.
12:06I'm taking my shoes off for this one.
12:11Okay, cool.
12:12I'm going to ask you about your party trick, please.
12:14I have a magnet implanted in my hand.
12:16You have a magnet implanted in your hand?
12:18Yeah.
12:19Okay, so what is that for?
12:20It's just for fun.
12:21Who did the surgery?
12:22My brother.
12:23Your brother did?
12:24It's not a surgery.
12:25It's just like a big needle.
12:26It was just a giant needle?
12:27Yeah.
12:28Which is scarier.
12:29You got a giant needle.
12:30How old were you when you had this done?
12:31This was two years ago, so 21.
12:34And now you're 23.
12:36You're much smarter.
12:38What do you do with that magnet?
12:39Which I see you're going into your pocket right now.
12:43Nothing much.
12:44Oh, shit.
12:47This guy's like, I'm no longer scared of feet.
12:55You know, I can see.
12:57I feel like this is what you have to do to become a Satanist.
13:00Ah!
13:01Ah!
13:02Ah!
13:03Oh.
13:04Wow.
13:05That's really cool.
13:06You can put it away.
13:07Don't ever do that again.
13:10What's the worst reaction you ever had to that?
13:11Probably from doctors.
13:12Doctors.
13:13Ah.
13:14Yeah.
13:17Medical professionals are like, why did you do that?
13:19And you're like, you just don't even fucking get it, dude.
13:24He has like a bunch of stuff in his body.
13:26Your brother has a bunch of stuff in his body.
13:29He has his car keys, so he can like unlock his car with his hand.
13:32And he's just planning on having that car forever?
13:36Could you imagine selling your car and being like, as soon as I sell this car, I also have to get surgery?
13:42I like that one.
13:48I think I'm going to keep you at another two points.
13:51This game is still competitive.
13:53You're now in the lead.
13:54Wait.
13:55No, by default.
13:56By default.
13:57By default, given where we are in the game.
13:59Yeah.
14:00John Marco.
14:01Sure.
14:02Let's see what happens with you.
14:03Give it up for John Marco, everybody.
14:04All right.
14:05All right.
14:08Does it go off through TSA?
14:09No, no.
14:10It's small enough.
14:11Oh, it's small enough.
14:12Oh, so like with you and three more siblings, you could like make a gun in the airport.
14:16All right.
14:17Let's go in the back.
14:18You.
14:19So what's your job?
14:20I'm a paleontologist.
14:21A paleontologist like Ross.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Yeah.
14:25How do you like it?
14:27You know how many times I've heard it?
14:28Oh, you know how many times I've heard tell me a joke?
14:30Yeah, buddy.
14:31We're in the same boat.
14:32Everyone's a victim here.
14:33I like it.
14:35Do you feel like friends like captured your profession accurately?
14:38I've never seen a single episode of Friends.
14:40Okay.
14:41Well, now you're just trying to be a contrarian.
14:42You need to go enjoy it.
14:43I mean, at some point, it'll be old enough for you to study it as a sitcom.
14:47Yeah.
14:49You could rebuild a skeleton of Matthew Perry.
14:51Oh, God.
14:52I know.
14:53I know.
14:54I know.
14:55Wow.
14:56Paleontologists don't dig people.
14:58I like that was your problem with the joke that I just made.
15:01Everyone was like, oh, you got paleontology wrong with that one, buddy.
15:06I think I'll get you out of there, DeMarco.
15:14I hate to do this because it was very funny.
15:17But I think I'm going to make an example of you and say one point.
15:20Oh, God.
15:22For stepping in it.
15:23I'm a professional step-inner.
15:25Very interesting point, DeMarco, which will prove to be relevant when we get to the next round of our game.
15:30All right.
15:31All right.
15:32Give it up one more time for Josh Johnson.
15:39I may have to ask you what your shirt says.
15:44Sir, yours says, ask about my credentials.
15:47What are your credentials?
15:49I'm a bonafide nudist.
15:51King.
15:53Legend.
15:55I love this.
15:56Yes.
15:57No reaction.
15:58I hate this so much.
15:59Oh, my God.
16:00Sir, you should be knighted.
16:01All right.
16:02Tell me about what it's like being a nudist.
16:05It's probably the most freeing thing that I, than anyone I think can experience.
16:12Do you feel like you're in jail now?
16:16It's sort of like a coming out, you know.
16:18And how long have you been a nudist?
16:20Since college.
16:21Where'd you get the confidence to be a nudist?
16:24The first class that I had was drawing class, and we had nude models.
16:28And you were like, I'm bigger than him.
16:33You know what?
16:34You see?
16:35I got it out there.
16:39Josh, I think you're doing a really great job connecting with this crowd.
16:45Okay.
16:46All right.
16:47I am going to say another three points for you, bringing you to six.
16:50Thanks, man.
16:51Now, one more time.
16:53For Jeff O'Keary, everybody.
16:57Hey, yo.
16:58Yes.
16:59Cool.
17:01Hell yeah.
17:02Dude.
17:03I love that.
17:04I want to ask this woman over here with the glasses, right over here.
17:06I see you.
17:07She's asking me about my job.
17:08What is your job?
17:09Well, I teach improv to incarcerated men and women in our California state prison system.
17:14Wow.
17:15Okay.
17:16Are they just all like...
17:21Okay.
17:22They're behind bars.
17:23So let me ask you, what's the biggest obstacle for working with inmates?
17:26Probably just the initial few minutes where they're very uncertain.
17:30You know, improv is very scary.
17:33For prisoners in a state prison, that must be the scariest thing that they've had to surmount.
17:39Okay, what's your favorite part about that?
17:40Like, it's got to feel rewarding, I'm sure.
17:42The change that I can see from when I started with them to when we finish our program is astounding.
17:48That's really nice.
17:49That's so rewarding, yeah.
17:50What's the funniest thing a prisoner has done in that context?
17:53I think the funniest thing was when somebody said, oh, I'm going to come out and rob a 7-Eleven.
17:57And I was like, oh, no.
17:59Yeah, you're like, let's think outside the box.
18:01Yeah.
18:03Sounds about right.
18:08That was good.
18:09That was great.
18:10Jeff, I'm going to bring you another two points up.
18:12To a total of six points.
18:14So, Marco, you've established yourself as a heel of the episode.
18:17Not just of the episode, but thank you very much.
18:22Last opportunity of round one.
18:23Yeah.
18:24I believe in you.
18:25Give it up for John Marco.
18:29Thank you, thank you.
18:30I'm going to bring it back to the nudist.
18:32Tell me when to stop.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:38Okay, now we see why.
18:39All right.
18:42You, may I ask you about your job?
18:45Sure.
18:46I'm a magician.
18:48Okay, let's move on.
18:52Your luck.
18:53Can you tell me about your luck?
18:54So, I genuinely believe that I am cursed.
18:57Is this the religious section over here?
19:00Yeah.
19:01What do you mean you're cursed?
19:02Convince me.
19:03I'm very skeptical.
19:04So, every year on my birthday, something terrible happens to me.
19:07Okay.
19:08Tell me.
19:09When I turned 16, this was the first time it got really bad.
19:11My little brother got bit by a spider, so they had to take him to the hospital.
19:14And he became Spider-Man?
19:17So, I walked home from school.
19:19It took me an hour.
19:20When I got there, the power was out.
19:22So, I spent my 16th birthday...
19:24Wait, can I just say something really quick?
19:27It sounds like your brother is cursed.
19:31You're like, you won't believe it.
19:32My brother got eaten by a wolf.
19:35And then I had to make my own dinner that night.
19:40What about 17?
19:41At 17, I had spent a whole year coordinating this charity concert.
19:46And I had to cancel it because I got really sick the day before.
19:49Now, take it home with 18.
19:51So, on my 18th birthday, I had two of my best friends in the whole world.
19:56I planned this whole thing with the both of them.
19:59One of them calls me and is like,
20:01Hey, so actually, I don't like hanging out with the other friend at all.
20:05Can I just throw it there?
20:08You planned the concert on the birthday?
20:10You got sick because you probably weren't getting enough sleep or didn't have vitamin C?
20:14You picked bad friends who don't even like each other.
20:16And maybe your brother has to stop playing in the fucking attic.
20:18He wouldn't be bit by spiders every second.
20:31You have created such a vibe for yourself on this stage.
20:36But you know what, Gianmarco?
20:38I've done a complete 180.
20:39Three points for you for that question.
20:46I think if you go far enough with it, it works somehow.
20:50And that really brought it home for me.
20:53As a 5'6 man.
20:56It's you and me against the world, Josh.
20:58Us?
21:00I've never felt lonelier than this.
21:01No, I didn't mean to. I just...
21:03Would you say you've never felt more low?
21:05Let's take one point away from Gianmarco.
21:10One more time for Josh Johnson, everybody.
21:22It says, ask me about my love life.
21:24What's going on with your love life?
21:26I'm a member of the Seattle kink community.
21:28Seattle kink, okay. All right.
21:30I'm in something called ABDL, if you know the abbreviation.
21:33I don't know the abbreviation. Can you tell me?
21:34It stands for Adult Baby Diaper Lover.
21:36Adult Baby Diaper Lover.
21:39They are so upset when Josh finds his gold.
21:43As brief as possible, can you bring me up to speed
21:45on what Adult Baby Diaper Lover...
21:48Honestly, it's all there in the name.
22:00Yes, it is. All right.
22:02And I'm not trying to get you to, like,
22:04tell tales out of school or anything,
22:06but do you recognize anybody right now?
22:10No one in the room.
22:11As I said, I'm from Seattle, so I wouldn't know.
22:13Oh, okay.
22:14What was your first experience like
22:16when you were like, let me dive in?
22:17Honestly, after I started going to therapy
22:19and, like, was able to feel a little bit more confident
22:21of, like, okay, this isn't gonna kill me.
22:23I'm sorry, do you shit in the diaper?
22:24I'm just really curious.
22:26This is a whole thing.
22:28Yeah. Sorry, I can't...
22:30No, listen.
22:31It's fine.
22:32Open up this dialogue.
22:33No.
22:34Okay, okay.
22:35Really?
22:36Right!
22:39There was a big split in the community
22:40between people who shit and people who don't.
22:41Yeah, it's called the ass crack.
22:46I'm so sorry.
22:47Let's add back that point for you.
22:49Okay, I took it out of...
22:57So you said there's a division in the community.
22:59There is.
23:00There are the people who poop,
23:01the people who are just like, nah, wait, right?
23:04They're just all about piss, yeah.
23:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:09So it's not in thirds?
23:10It's not clean diaper?
23:12Oh, I don't think so, no.
23:13Something's happening every time.
23:15Oh, yeah, absolutely.
23:16That's part of it.
23:18Oh.
23:20But you're now looking at me while, like,
23:22don't you know we all piss in the diaper?
23:24I just thought that you were wearing the diaper...
23:27Okay, so...
23:30What is the etiquette?
23:31What is the etiquette, John?
23:33What do you mean?
23:34I'm just saying, like, let's say you're at the adult...
23:36At an event, yeah, usually.
23:38At an event, and you don't know
23:39that you're around a bunch of pissers,
23:41and so you poop and everybody's like,
23:42ugh, you're killing the vibe.
23:44Consent is king.
23:45They're always like, hey, no poop.
23:47Like, anything else is okay.
23:49It's actually the rule for most parties.
23:58Another three points for Josh Johnson.
24:02And that brings us to our minigame.
24:06This is a little minigame that we like to call
24:08Show of Hands.
24:09Players, you're clearly terrific at connecting
24:11with crowd members one-on-one,
24:13but how about an audience en masse?
24:15In a moment, I'm going to ask you to ask the crowd
24:17a question in order to get a particular show of hands.
24:21Closest wins.
24:22First off, 90%.
24:26In the lead, Josh, I'm going to start with you.
24:29How many of y'all think that people in L.A.
24:32don't know how to drive?
24:35That's going to be tough to beat.
24:39John Marco.
24:40If you were a member of the, what was it called again?
24:42ABD.
24:43Raise your hand if you would be like,
24:44yeah, don't shit in the diaper.
24:49No, too many!
24:51No, you too, no!
24:54Jeff.
24:55Okay, raise your hand if you drove here today.
25:00Ooh.
25:02Wow.
25:04With exactly 90% of the vote,
25:08Josh gets the point.
25:10Exactly 90%.
25:13I owe all of you a high five.
25:16Raise your hand.
25:18Yeah!
25:19This is going to take a while.
25:20Yeah!
25:21Yeah!
25:22Yes!
25:23Yes!
25:24Yeah!
25:27No repeats and no reversals of questions we've just heard.
25:31John Marco, I'm going to start with you.
25:33Okay.
25:3410% of the audience.
25:36If you've ever done a real True Blue Dungeons & Dragons game.
25:43Oh, shit!
25:45Wow!
25:47John Marco wildly underestimating
25:50how many dropout fans there are in the crowd.
25:55Josh.
25:56What if we close our eyes?
25:57So we can know what it's like to see through yours?
26:01That was very good.
26:03Don't be weird.
26:05That was very funny.
26:06I don't know.
26:07Take a point away from Joe Biden.
26:08No!
26:09No!
26:10No!
26:11I think we should.
26:12Okay, raise your hand if you make over $250,000 a year.
26:20You forgot how many dropout fans there were here.
26:25Jeff, 10%.
26:26Raise your hand if you have red hair.
26:32With exactly 10%.
26:34Yes!
26:35Yes!
26:36Yes!
26:37Yes!
26:38Wow!
26:40Otherwise it would have been you.
26:41Damn, okay.
26:42And then if neither of them.
26:46Give that point back to Jeff.
26:49Oh, man.
26:51Last one.
26:5350%.
26:55Jeff, since you won last round, we'll start with you.
26:57Okay, raise your hand if you are wearing a white shirt provided by Dropout.
27:04No, I fucked up.
27:06I could have done the math easy.
27:08All right, fair enough.
27:09Josh, we'll go next to you.
27:11Okay.
27:12Raise your hand if you put the toilet paper, when you put the new roll, on the side that goes like this.
27:23Under and not over.
27:24Under.
27:25Under.
27:28You would have aced the 10% one with this question.
27:31Damn.
27:32Jeremarco.
27:33Raise your hand if you have a piercing.
27:38Ooh, that's pretty good.
27:40It's going to be a toss-up.
27:41I want to know where the nudist ones are.
27:43It's my left nipple.
27:44Yeah, it is.
27:48Is there a significance to it?
27:49Well, the other one, someone can play with.
27:52You are a king, sir.
27:56You're like a bop it twisted.
27:59With 64% of the vote, John Marco.
28:04That point goes to you.
28:09Which brings us to round two.
28:12For round two, I'm going to give you the option to do something even a little bit more challenging.
28:18Could I have my red flags reveal themselves, please?
28:25I knew it.
28:26I knew it.
28:27What did you know?
28:28There's more.
28:30These audience members, should you dare to interact with them, are worth double the points.
28:37But be warned, it's a minefield out there and you could easily bomb.
28:42Let's reverse this order and Josh, we'll start with you.
28:45Josh Johnson, everybody.
28:50Y'all were in a lot of accidents.
28:55Does it say ask about my accident?
28:57It says addiction.
28:58Whoops.
29:03Okay, my friend, tell me about your addiction.
29:06I was addicted to cocaine for five years.
29:08That is reasonable.
29:11I've heard that cocaine is really good.
29:13It's real fun.
29:14And so you have now beat your addiction.
29:17I am clean and sober for six years.
29:19Congratulations.
29:24I've never done anything.
29:25And so to know what it's like and then be like, I'm going to do other things.
29:28That's admirable.
29:29What was your favorite part about cocaine?
29:33So canonically.
29:34Do you say canonically?
29:37I did say canonically.
29:38Like biblically?
29:41Okay.
29:42Canonically.
29:43So canonically, cocaine is very expensive.
29:46Yes.
29:47In five years of being a coke addict, I never paid for anything.
29:50Go off.
29:53Teach me your ways.
29:54I wore very low cut tops and dated terrible men.
29:58They do seem to have all the cocaine.
30:02Canonically, what else happened?
30:03The funniest thing, one time I sucked somebody's toes for drugs.
30:07Don't do that. Addiction is weird.
30:10This foot guy is freaking out, by the way.
30:13Yeah.
30:14I have to check in with you.
30:16How are you doing hearing something like that?
30:18There's not enough cocaine in the world.
30:27Very good, Josh.
30:29Out of a possible six points, let's say another four points for you.
30:33Thanks.
30:34Bringing you all the way to 14.
30:38So how much cocaine does that many points get you?
30:40Depends what you're willing to do to my toes.
30:44Let's give a point to him.
30:47You can take that point away.
30:48I'll suck your toes.
30:52John Marcos.
30:53Oh shit, okay.
30:58Can I ask you about your childhood?
31:00Yeah, I was attacked by a serial killer.
31:04Oh my god, did you survive?
31:07Are we familiar? Is it like one of the...
31:09Yes, the National Forest Serial Killer. He is on death row in Florida.
31:13The National Forest Serial Killer.
31:15So a man or a bear?
31:19Okay, how old were you? You said a kid.
31:21It was in the early 2000s. I was a young pre-teen teen.
31:25Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stabbing age.
31:30She's alive, she's alive, okay? It's okay.
31:36And then tell me about your encounter. You're walking with your dog.
31:39Through the shortcut where it's just like bushes and trees.
31:41Uh-huh.
31:42And he hops out of a bush with his little like, he had like a baton thing.
31:46Did you testify?
31:47No, they didn't need me to. He'd murdered someone.
31:52Honestly though, that would have been fire if you had busted into court and been like, and?
31:58Let's go red flag all the way. How do you feel about capital punishment?
32:03Sorry. And now I'm going to take off my shirt. I haven't even read her.
32:08I'm actually opposed.
32:09Do you know when the date is?
32:10He doesn't have one yet because there's still several open cases in North Carolina.
32:15Oh, okay. Well, we kind of had more of a resolution than a comedic one, exactly.
32:21I guess the big laugh will come on the day, but it hasn't been scheduled yet.
32:24It hasn't been scheduled yet.
32:35This kind of rules.
32:38Judge Marco, I don't know what more I could possibly look for. I think a full six points for you.
32:48Be careful. I'll take one away.
32:51Jeff McCurry, everybody!
32:55All right. Hello.
32:56Well, ask me about my family. Let's do that one. That's fun.
32:59Yeah, it's the world's smallest Doomsday cult. It's two families.
33:02Is it a cult?
33:04Yeah, considering that my dad believes that his best friend is a prophet of God.
33:08Really?
33:09Yeah.
33:10How are you doing today?
33:15So you left the cult?
33:16Yeah.
33:17Like where generally are you guys?
33:18Like Ohio and Tennessee.
33:20That's just funny to me.
33:21It's like we have two divisions and just like six people total.
33:26Your dad believes his best friend, who is part of the cult.
33:30Kind of the leader.
33:31And he thinks the world's going to end at some point.
33:34My dad's best friend earnestly told me at one point that he saw the Archangel Gabriel and Lucifer.
33:41I love the reference to her. Just like, and Lucy Luce.
33:45So here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to get zero points, but I want you to know that you did a good job
33:50and the zero points that I get will reflect not at all on you.
33:53It's just more me because I'm scared about this.
33:57I didn't know how to handle it.
33:58Maybe next round things can turn around for me. Have a good day.
34:06I think some roles have flipped here throughout the show.
34:09Yeah, fuck you.
34:13I am going to say two points.
34:16I'll take it.
34:17Which brings us back to Josh.
34:21Josh, everybody.
34:27Yours says, ask me about my family.
34:29Tell me about your family.
34:30My former, key word here, former stepmother attempted to murder my father
34:36by slowly poisoning him over the course of several months.
34:43Okay, wait, and y'all caught her though, right?
34:45His doctor, who's actually now his wife.
34:47Date up, date up.
34:49She is a big improvement.
34:51Doing the literal opposite, yeah.
34:55She had them go into the medicine cabinet and collect all of the meds and took them to a pharmacist.
35:01And the pharmacist is like, what do you take this for? I don't know.
35:04What do you take this for? I don't know.
35:06Oh my gosh.
35:07And the pharmacist was like, you should have died a while ago.
35:10This story feels like the logic a fuckboy would use to never get married.
35:14Because it's like, you don't know what could happen, dog.
35:18You know what I mean?
35:19Like one day, everything good, and all of a sudden you get sick, and then she started poisoning.
35:22That's why I can't commit.
35:31Let's say out of a possible six points, another four points for you.
35:35Bringing you to 18 points, Josh.
35:41For the last time, John Marco Caracci.
35:46Okay, okay.
35:48Tell me about your health.
35:49I have a titanium plate and two screws holding part of my skull together.
35:53Oh yeah?
35:54Yeah.
35:55Can I borrow your pen?
35:59Would it work?
36:00You try.
36:01Let's try.
36:04This would be crazy.
36:06What if he just died?
36:13Can you imagine?
36:14That'd be the greatest crowd work clip of my entire life.
36:18Okay, can I ask you about your accident?
36:20I broke my neck in an accident and didn't know about it until years later.
36:25So not that bad, I guess.
36:28I thought it wasn't that bad.
36:29What, were you looking in the mirror, you're like, no, it looks fine to me.
36:34What did you do?
36:35Well, I was in a snowmobile accident and woke up wrapped around a tree, but walked away from it.
36:40So when did you find out?
36:41I got into a car accident.
36:43And suddenly you're like, wow, it feels amazing down there.
36:46And then I got a bunch of x-rays done and my spine curves from where I hit the tree.
36:51So they put your skeleton under like an x-ray and it comes back like this.
36:55And it's like, oh my God, that's a tree shape.
36:59At the very top, I had broken my atlas, which is the same place Christopher Reeves broke his neck with.
37:05Yeah.
37:06Do you go on dates and tell people like, hey, you know, I'm stronger than Superman?
37:16Sorry.
37:17Wow.
37:19I think let's...
37:20I saw someone flash me the six.
37:22I am going to say six points for you, Gianmarco.
37:28I don't feel great about it, but that's maybe not the point.
37:31No.
37:32Let's give it up one more time for Jeff.
37:41What happened with your accident?
37:42Which one?
37:43You decide.
37:44We were living in Uganda at the time.
37:45You were living in Uganda.
37:46Yeah, of course.
37:47We found this little baby snake, put it in a terrarium.
37:50We're like, well, this is obviously a worm that we can raise as our own.
37:54That's cute.
37:55And this little baby snake very quickly started growing up.
37:59You have like parents that saw this as well?
38:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:01And they just were like, that's a cool fucking worm.
38:07You're like, this fucking worm, dude.
38:11I just want to go fishing.
38:12God damn, dude.
38:13Tell me something else about you that's going to...
38:15Like catching on fire?
38:16Yeah, that one.
38:20What?
38:21Oh, what happened?
38:22So I was throwing Doritos chip bags into the fire.
38:26Why were you doing that?
38:27I think just arson.
38:28Still mad about how you lost your favorite worm?
38:32Anyway, so what happened?
38:33Who caught on fire?
38:34Caught the hem of my pants on fire.
38:37Did not notice for a full second until I was like, huh.
38:40Now, I do have to stop you and wonder if you're lying.
38:43Because your pants were on fire.
38:54Oh, I'm a sucker for a pun.
38:58I am going to say six points for you, Jeff.
39:02Finally.
39:06Which brings us to the end of our game.
39:09The crowd work's been worked and the score is at the end.
39:12Jeff with 15 points.
39:14Josh with 18 points.
39:16And John Marco with 19 points.
39:20John Marco, you are the winner of our show.
39:26And you win these two drink tickets.
39:29Oh my god.
39:30Those drink tickets are good for beer but not for hard liquor.
39:33Just so you know.
39:34That does it for us here at Game Changer.
39:36I am your host, Sam Rice, reminding you that a stranger is just someone you haven't turned into content yet.
39:41Good night.
40:00Good night.